Chicago Cubs @ San Diego Padres Official Gamethread

Kys scuba cuck

cubs paid out over $250 million not counting the minors for a subpar team

Bolanos did work in double-A fresno

the cubs need to sweep this series to be in contention for a wild card spot...any hiccup than theo wasted the owners money and should be fired

Cubes are a complete mess right now, and the Cardinals are limping away with the division with a pack of washed veterans and mediocre starting pitching

He grew up a cubs fan so its ok

>puts tar on bat
>doesnt use it
>loses bat on first swing

Manny macaco

>The A's and Asstros game
Not enough pine tar

>He grew up a Cubs fan

Good point, You can't fix redartation

still 7 games left against the cards

astros are playing September call ups after the 2 inning

2 teams that would sweep the sugarcubes in a potential world series matchup

This, the only reason Hoerner got called up was because Baez and Russell are dead and the AAA short stop is on the IL too.

>Damage control

There's more padres fans ITT than at petco

HEY HEY HEYWARD WITH A 2 RUN HOMER!

2-0

#20 for J-Hey

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No one gives a fuck. Go Padres

HEY HEY

based quintana

$135 million on 20 dingers

(you)

>JD's cock sureness on the win record when Quintana gets a hit and the beach ball
JD's really hanging loose tonight

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And the speech that won the Cubs the world series.

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I'm a different kind of Redditor

dates 16-22 make or break the cubs season

Quintana getting every call. Umpball wants the Chicago market in October now that they know the Bears suck

Myers has speed

That's something that you can't teach

We can run on Contreras

>Being this butthurt, all of Q's called strikes are all within the zone.

SUMMERTIME LOVIN

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS

There's a reason why Urias is a top propsect

>Yelich broke his kneecap
LOLOLOL

RIP Yelich

He's getting the corners, Bolanos better get the

same treatment

classy

get ready for AAA Hoerner, ya blew it

What the fuck was that Zobrist?

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As a life Long Dads fan

This is our christmas

We got martini off waivers

Bad inning lads

Bolanos with the good tag

the cubs give up Eloy Jimenez
(hit a grand slam today) for Q and cash considerations Q has given the cubs zero fuck from day one

The sad thing is, Quintana is pitching well too

What is machado doing Lol

Two nights in a row he made that same error

Q is pitching great, it was the defense that failed him.
Cubs won the the trade.

giving your team only one inning is not pitching well

machado feels like he's playing on a different team. everyone else going for contact and he's swinging for the fences

Quintana has been the most reliable starter since the all star break. Yu is a close 2nd.

One of the worst innings of baseball ive seen

Thank god schwarbie was there

watch the game

They could have gotten out of it with just 1 run if Zobrist didn't shit the bed.

now this padres pitcher now thats a real man pitcher

Rizzo with a lucky double.

In a regular ballpark that would be a cheeky single

kek scuba

Brewers won again. Don't count us out yet

khristy turning down 200 million why

Apologize

>Lose the roider who was carrying the team.

NL Central is officially a two team race.
Vengeance for Russell getting head hunted!

How much you think we can get for bryant?

Nice grab J Hey!

tree fifty or
over 9000

Castellanos with a stellar play!

great catch from a bum

Wish we could trade Bryant for a padres ball girl, such QTs

France with a lucky shot

>Quintana has been the most reliable starter since the all star break
hahahahahahahahahaha

>Q is pitching great,
nah

cusbs at it again

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batting practice

>One game invalidates everything else.

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>Go to pop a pimple on my back
>Come back to see the Padres scored again
This is a sign.

so you agree with me cool

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So you agree that the Cubs won the trade?
Cool.

>reds win
>Scubas lose
>tards lose
>sewers lose their roided out freak

Feels Good, Man.

Cubs just need a grand slam to get back into this game.

mfw i see padres run differential

Nico does one of the following
GIDP
Strikes out
Home run

Calling it.

Happ on deck!

Hit by pitch

>Padres being faggots

Pick up the pieces, Bolanos.

Happ better do something good or else I'll demand the Happ poster apolgoize and that he gets traded for pitching.

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OUT AT THE FUCKING PLATE

FUCK YES

What a wonderful play at the plate

man what a throw, first respectable padre play so far this series

scuba kek

Happ you worthless piece of shit, trade him in the off season.

>Q
>better than hendricks
pick one

Oh wow he is totally safe, still a great throw

THis fucking league is rigged.

Theo
Maddon
Happ
Alomora
Russell
Heyward
Lester
Q
Yu
All need new teams next year

Quintana = higher strikeout rate, lower WHIP, more wins, higher ERA+, lower xFIP

Hendricks = goes longer in games and basically nothing else

>Yu
fuck off, cant really argue for the rest though

THANK YOU MANFRED

>Yu
Right after he unfucked himself and the Cubs finally have a fast ball pitcher. Keep Q as well. Trade Hendrick for hitting.

UMPBALL OVERTURNED! Heyward scores!
3-6

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Did zobrist just yelich himself?

>Yelich hits his knee
>Breaks it because he's a brittle bone bitch

>Zobrist hits his knee
Walks it off.

>lower WHIP
not true
>higher ERA+
not true
>lower xFIP
wrong

Oh no our best hitter headed to the IR

No one cares statcuck. Quintana has a bigger dick

Quintana is where the fags go. So you are admitting you're a fag?

>Zobrist hits his knee
Gets cucked by his wife

fify

Joe better leave chatwood in to bat at least once

NTR you newfag

Can one of you fine gents post the crazy eyes pitcher picture for good luck ciseck

cursed picture is only to be posted when he enters

Margot is a cuck

Am i the only Chatwood fan here? Motherfucker better bat

Reverse curse for run support

>Chatwood
youtube.com/watch?v=BOlvO-0E5YE

there goes those hateable losers, the shitcago cusbs.

Cursed images causes him to fail you sod

Here me out if you post the picture now you break the curse Cubs go on a 10 game winning streak

I'm not falling for your bullshit Happ poster

HELL OF A WALK

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Pitching 4 innings will be the new norm

Time for doubles man to hit a double.

Nah, not enough good arms to rely on. The good pitchers will always get their innings in unless they have a bad start

poor yelich that looked damn painful

Baez would have survived that hit. Hairline facutre, at worst.

you gotta feel for yelich he was the defacto MVP even though he killed the cubs

I hear Christian knee pop...stolen bases are out of the question

bryant can't do shit

>You wouldn't want to wish it upon any other team
>Even the Cardinals?
>I'm joking
>It's just what I think , you can be as unethical as you want.

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If only you guys would have listened Cubs would have scored 4 times in this inning
Post the picture

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Cubs confirmed for losing now
Blame this guy.

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Lmao bryant finally comes through, and with a man on base

Juju magic time

BRYANT WAS DUE AND HE HITS A 2 RUN HOMER!
5-6

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Bryant redeems himself

Hes a solid swingman, love to have a guy like that on the team, and his bat too

Contrearas would have laid off that breaking ball, but this evil image forced him to swing and ended the inning.
APOLOGIZE

sorry, I caved into the pressure

Why does Machado always look bored out of his skull

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Nico makes me Hoerny

Chatwood is nasty!

My job is done here you still don't believe

holy shit chatty

I believe

Cubs dump Hamels, Chatwood becomes the #5 starter next season.

Chatwood started a bunch of games this season but it wasn't anything special, middle relief seems to be where he shines

ChatGOOD

He hates baseball at heart, its why he is always disrespecting the game
but hes so good at it that he has to play to make a living

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he's a cowboy

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>schwarshit

heh!

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Chicagobros where you at

Wicker Park here

game over

>Kitzler comes crashing back to earth at the worst time possible.

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Jefferson Park

When I was younger I always went to tt hat Milwaukee North and Damen intersection. Ohm was a pretty decent club, hot bitches

RIP circle of trust pitchers

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RIP season

redeem yourselves cubbies

>Needing 4 runs when the offense is spent
You might as well ask for the impossible, like having Trump do an act of selfless altruism.

>Strop warming up
Lmao well its officially over, doesn't matter if the cubs tie or take the lead here

"""cortisone"""" shot

not over yet... better get to this guy before Yates!

You were saying?

Brytant with another 2 run homer
7-8

Looks like it's not over yet.

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Lmao padres fans trying to drown out lets go cubbies chant, pathetic

I said 4, not 2.
Also, the Cubs have 6 outs to get back to Byrant. And have to deal with their closer in the 9th.

Act of god territory still if they got shut down by the racist closer.

>tfw talked shit about kaybee earlier

Based lankster
Way to keep it a ballgame through maddons silly matchup-playing
Oh and nice to see the padres posing a challenge for once

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer heart attack
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer heart attack
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal car-di-ac

5 now!
>heyward and bryant hitting
damn

Absolutely BTFO

HEYWARD WITH A SOLO SHOT HOMER!
8-8

TIE BALL GAME!

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Hoerner coming through, lets squash these bugs

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steal!!

IT AINT OGRE

kemp pls

Happ getting major umpball

this is a no strop situation now, get him the fuck out of there

That's 3 fags.
I said 4.

>Kemp
Looks like the Cubs have to take down the best closer in baseball if they don't want to get walked off.

Serious question, where the fuck are all the padres fans lmao? All I see during replays and shit are cubs fans

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Wrigley Southwest

what a stupid fucking nigger ump

Now THIS is umpball

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Trade happ for relief pitching

Tijuana

Why is it Kemp who always gets buttfucked by the umps?

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dem rayciss umps tryna keep da brothers down

I have money on the Cubs. I know I have to lose this bet

Because he always pinch hits late when the umps are tired and just wanna get drunk after the game, they could care less about his smaller strike zone

And i remember this one, was actually over his head. Unbelievable

great stab by schwarbie

You should remember it, before that pitch it was a 0.00000% chance of being called a strike

Better leave rowan in there or it's lost

>mfw team sucks; i should have signed with the cubs, now i'll never even have a chance of sniffing the post season ever again

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>I don't want to think about who's sent in now since Wick was our best pitcher
Sending him for a second inning is a terrible idea and everyone else is in Russian roulette territory.

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>Cubs getting dismantled by the best closer in baseball
We're getting walked off.
Again.

he was in for like 4 or 5 pitches it wouldn't be that bad

castellanos is sucking

>Rizzo takes one for the team
This is our only chance to win. Bryant has to hit a 3rd home run or we're finished.

FUCK

This game is already over. The Cubs will give up the game winning hit to ruin me.

He's the defacto closer, they're going to hold him for the next game.
This one's over because whomever they send in is going to give up a walk off homer anyway. Might as well save Wick the grief.

Just send Strop in so the game ends right now and we don't have to waste any more arms.

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>Wick still in
Maddon wants to destroy his confidence and his arm.

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it seems joe wants to try and win this one. Save Strop for the 12th after rizzo and caratini pitch

kek I remember when this dude was always so unreasonably optimistic about the cubs

Based Rowan, rest easy

And the chamber this time is...
Empty

>Free baseball
I guess we have a chance now. How's the rest of the Padre's pen?

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Wick is nasty as hell

>cusb prolonging getting walked-off

This will be great

Do you guys think that the Cubbies have a chance to pull off this meme win?

Quality Canadian pitching
>wick has a huge ass

Now's the time to do something good and not shit the bed Nico

Only cubs fans at Petco LMAO, booing home team pickoff attempts

Nico getting his first state of Major League umpball

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>GIDP
Let's see which Cubs reliever gets the loss tonight.

>.208 Batting average
I want the fag who kept saying Happ should be called up to apologize, right now.

>Cishek getting squeezed when the Padres got the exact same calls
What the fuck is this shit?

game over.

worth...

cocksucker ump

Just throw a meatball instead of walking the bases loading and allowing a sac fly walk off.

cishek is a faggot

it's happening :)

He got umped on the corner pitches, but some of those other pitches were awful.

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WORTH
EVERY
PENNY

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CISHEK YOU WEEB! JUST PITCH NORMALLY!

Remember, watching the Cubs lose is every other NL team's world series.
Since only the Cubs can win the world series for the NL.

lol it's over

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED CUSB

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>He's going to walk in a run
At least Maddon isn't going to waste another reliever

Most homosexual walkoff ive ever seen Lmao

OH NO NO NO SCUBA KEK

KEK SCUBA KEK

GET FUCKED, FAGGOTS!

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>All these jealous bandwagoners
We still won it all and you didn't.

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Don't go to the general fellas

>kek
Sure is reddit here.

I know better than to willingly take that abuse

Cursed image has struck again! Damn you!

Padres still haven't seen a post season since George W. Bush was president

>he thinks there's even 1 poodres fan on this site

LMAO LOSERS