USA vs Uruguay Game Thread

USA vs Uruguay Game Thread

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do americans even know where Uruguay is located?

is this soccer?
don't care

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Next to Panama

U
R
GAY!
(repeat)

yeah it was on The Simpsons

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Pls no bully, Uruguay ;_;

I just had some white castle now eating doritos and a fanta. What a fun night this will be

don't worry we never bully. most patrician win for us is to win by just 1

somewhere in mexico?

Yes we know where places are located

>no Suarez, no Cavani, no Godin

We pleb tier tonight

team

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Lineup
USA
Guzan
Cannon-Long-Ream-Dest
Lletget-Yueill-Roldan
Morris-Sargent-Boyd
>Bench: Gonzales, Lima, Zimmerman, Trapp, Zardes, Lovitz, Robinson, Pomykal, Baird

Uruguay
Muslera
Caceres-Gimenez-Coates-Viña
Bentancur-Vecino-Valverde-B.Rodriguez
De Arrascaeta-J.Rodriguez
>Bench: Campaña, Gonzales, Saracchi, Laxalt, Silva, Nandez, Lozano, Maxi Gomez

wow how trilling

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well mr smart man where is it?

>says the nog-cheering fat fuck while celebrating their hard earned (scripted) world championship between two american teams on an american league.

Hi all, what did I miss?

Kek

based

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卐卐卐 AGAINST MODENR FOOTBALL 卐卐卐

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>He can't take a joke

>I wasn't joking

It seems like this gonna be a semen slurping draw

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNG

Even if its not, Tabarez will always make the matches feel like a 0-0.

embarrassing

>american goaltending

>that USA lineup
jfc, what happened?

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>there's a woman working the field giving reports on the game

Jesus why are anglos so bad at this

USA will fuck it up after passing around the back for 70mins

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Pulisic and McKenzie went back to Europe.

Mechico rustled their jimmies

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Hot sideline reporter is even more American than the Trapp meme or complete ignorance of Geography

>poozan

America used to have some good keepers. Not sure what happened

WEW
E
W

The conspiracy theory that MLS only signs bad goalkeepers to make the games more fun isn't that wrong after all

El Brian did his thing, would've been cool if it ended inside

I can't even fathom putting Guzan on the team with the other choices we have let alone on the field
tbf he used to be a premier league goalie
used to

Keep boiling poorfag

Eh, just don't let her talk.

>No Núñez
Why? He is incredibly good, reminds me of CR7

Lletget is by far the USMNT's best playmaker, if that helps understand how bad things are

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In less than 48 hours, people born on and after 9/11/2001 will register as voters, vote in the next election cycle, and legally be able to get knocked up and fucked.

Get ready, the real post 9/11 world is just beginning.

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Or less than 4 hours

PONÉ A DARWIN VIEJO HIJO DE PUTA

>and legally be able to get knocked up and fucked.

Fucked a newly turned17 year old unitedstatian chick in July, it's legal here

BASED

Age of the zoomers is upon us

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>2 shots on goal to 0

Is this your D team or something? I know ratking isn’t playing but come on

I just list 18 because it's the day all limits are off.

youtu.be/CMEo7Xio1zQ
There's tons of YouTube videos of people born on 9/11 kek. Wonder how they're preparing for their 18th.

Our forwards are a Brasileirao statpadder and a LigaMX mercenary, what do you expect?

It was a lot easier than your average 17 year old Urgay novinha.

Ligamx runs a train on our shitters and brasiliero is even better

When you can't score against Uruguay's D team

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Is this Mexico's D team?

Uruguay doesnt do friendlies and its a known fact that they tend to assimilate the rivals level.
Another factor to this shitfest is Tabarez. He does not attack, his goal is to not get scored upon and to not get cards. Attacking football is a foreign concept for him and confuses and enrages him.

Soccer is a woman's game so why shouldn't they do commentary?

That's some nice cunny there

time for us to get fucked up. when is pulisic going to quit national team duty with these horrible coaching

WTF

T. Buttmad chicanolard

>can't even score against Mexico's z team
absolutely embarrassing in every aspect

and ERA btw

Of course, uruguayan chicks have a stick up their ass and think they are gods given gift. Even a 6 will act like a 9.

nice mano

> * * * *

era

Haha Miami sucks I told you Zuniga was a fucking boss and your shit outfit gave up 10 sacks and then lost to some basketball school.
Gators run the state and Miami fucking sucks. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAL

>implying ucf is better than everyone in the state

UCF is almost as irrelevant as Miami and FSU.

Tell me about it I live in Pocitos and it's full of flabby ugly cunts that think they're hot just because they're friends with prime breeding sows. I really wonder why that happens here, ugly people thinking they're pretty because they have some money and hang out with good looking folks.

Just want to go back to Archigas man.

Half-time

Claim your waifu from naruto

Where's Nández and Laxalt btw?

Also, anime

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Didn´t bother to play this match.

It was very easy for me, but I have a lot of confidence and I am also a giga Chad

ofc they do

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Who cares I'm American.

funny they finished closer to the national playoffs then all those teams over a three year period. If miami was that good they would be close to being back

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Sakura

>muhlittlemls

Once I visit Uruguay and that shit is so small that even Uruguayans find hard to find it in the map.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

EL BRAIAN. . .

When will this end?

>the land of the 9/11
lmoa

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

E L B R A I A N
L
B
R
A
I
A
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It's in africa, right?

of fucking course this shitty team

I once visited Brazil and not even Brazilians know how to find it in the map.

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>Murrilards

Looooooooooooool

From what part of Uruguay are you lads?

U R GAY

so probably next to Uranus

minute 90

>this embarrassing disaster

Playa Jacksonvildeo

the German 1944-1953 immigrant part

it's just a friendly

I've no clue what you're talking about, we're all very open and socialist here

From F L O R I D A of course

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Next to Trashcanny Diaz's coaching career.

montevideaANO

why the fuck is guzan playing is he like an old men

>Guzan
>Long
checks in the mail

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>implying 4 minutes of humiliation won't be added

Watching the US get fucked by any team other than Mexico is depressing

>US mutant ninja turtles

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Are you 13yo by any chance?

Lel meme blooter

It's almost like hiring your friend is a bad idea

buenos aires

>your brother
fixed

>they need to differentiate between their male and female NTs
LMAO

Just a reminder that our NTs twitter account is just @Uruguay

we're defending like shit tho, holy fucking helllll

based uruguayan perro

Ream is much better as a CB

>de arrascameme

this son of a bitch
this fucking motherfucker never does anything in the NT

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the tactics of Greggg Berhalter. The attacking structure is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of sabermetrics most of the play will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Greggs cultural outlook, which is deftly woven into his team's spirit- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Johnathan Wilson's literature, for instance. MLS fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these performances, to realise that they're not just winning- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Berhalter truly ARE idiots

hopefully they will help us vote out trump

they are the most blackpilled generation

they will doom us all to ecofascism

>de arrascameme

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How to get Uruguayan gf?

>all zoomers are legal adults nowadays
What a scary world lads

>USA Z team
>only 1 - 0
Urgay pls

imagine how 10 is scared sitting between 9 and 11??

I would also like to know

imagine taking some of your limited and precious time on this earth to sit thru 2 hours of ninja turtles vs dinosaurs football

>between schedule differences, injuries, and dumb selections/positioning the best possible lineup will never get enough chances to play together

ive sat thru every usa game since 2009

>you now remember USA had a penalty and refs didn't give it
>we're technically 1-1 against literally who's

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What would that lineup be?

A Honda Civic does the job for me, take into consideration it's worth like 45k here.

W-why?

2-1

i have a pretty comfortable life, I need to be reminded of pain and suffering

FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM

JUST

AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF URUGUAY
WTF

>tabarez
So when will this meme finally end URAGAYan bros.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Pesos?

This game has proven we have to stop starting young European based players and start playing MLS guys

Lel what le fuck was dat

APOLOGIZE YOU FUCKING HATERS

MLS! USA!!
MLS! USA!!
MLS! USA!!
MLS! USA!!
MLS! USA!!
MLS! USA!!

Absolute garbage defending holly shit fullbacks are nowhere to be seen.

It should have ended in 2012 tbqh

Dollars, 45k pesos is around 1.6k dollars more or less

>morris

Kill me. That’s another ten starts he gets now

And uruguays best llayer was an mls player too
Really make you tink

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TABAREZ I HOPE THEY SACK HIS OLD ASS

I wish.

>
>caceres and viña
I mean...

>Memeis meme goal
It really wouldn't be a USA game without a shit goal like that

Is this the power of Uruguay?

usa beats greatest per capita footballing nation, urgay, 1-1

have we, dare i say, arrived?

>urugay

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>Lletget cross

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Impressive how the coach subbed 5 guys and none of them worked

USA USA USA USA USA

thats the spirit. we acept you as an honorary dino

what's the best anime for masturbating

>runs out of blood sugar

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High school DxD

>getting dabbed on by an mls meme

yikes

98w 50d 41L since ive been watching every game. not too bad. i love soccer and im patriotic for some reason with the usmnt

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based concaCHAD bros

Anime?

>LozANO

Danshi koukousei no nichijou

>we lost to the USA

Tabárez hits yet a new low

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Eh its not a loss

gg wp

ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASING

It is for us

we got the result

Milky holmes s1

>losing
TABAREZ OUT
NOW

webm anyone? thx

Uruguay

1-1 is always a win for US soccer

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The bongs still haven’t recovered

NOT FAIR. THE NEWS PAPER SAYS BRITISH. YOU ONLY PLAYED ENGLAND!

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>urudinos can't beat THIS americano team
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tbh its a different roster than the last one

>Flag
Sorry mate