/nfl/ General - Unsung Hero Edition

OAK: Jon Gruden: Darren Waller is 'special'
ARZ: Cardinals send RT Gilbert to injured reserve
NYJ: Jets acquire Demaryius Thomas for 6th-rounder
ATL: Kaleb McGary wins Falcons' right tackle job
FA: Jets latest team to end Vedvik experiment
CAR: Greg Olsen (back) hoping to play on TNF
HOU: Texans extend C Nick Martin through 2022
PHI: Malik Jackson done for '19 w/ Lisfranc injury
PIT: Tomlin 'optimistic' about JuJu's availability
MIN: Vikes CB Alexander (elbow) will avoid surgery

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Haha poop haha peepee hee hee hee *farts in every non-patriots’ fans mouth and dabs* kek lol oh no!!! Pats get the 1 seed Chiefs get the Brady seed Antonio brown more like Antonio buh-buh-BASED

botes

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TICK TOCK ERIN

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This.

>do us a favour and try this time
Cringe.

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Andy Reid will never win an Owl

Since we have a lot of newfriends with us this sesaon, can anyone tell me the origins of the word "based"?

They'll just make more if anything. The NFL makes too much money so they waste some of it on marketing that nobody gives two fucks about but they will continue to market the shit out of it because why not.

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Lamar Jackson is an elite QB

Just do a google search. It's some black slang thing that started with "based god" or some shit from some random rapper. Now a bunch of white supremacists unironically use it to tell someone that they're keeping it real or some stupid shit. I hate everything.

Pretty sure it’s Lil B

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based

Who wins on Sunday night Eagles or Falcons?

Who wants to bet his average passer rating drops to mid 80's by the end of the season?

and redpilled

seething

Cringe

>knows everything about it
>attempts to disqualify his own knowledge so he can pretend he's above it

Not based

is vedvik gone?

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DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

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Dubs of truth

Here ya go
Middle English: from Old French, from Latinbasis‘base, pedestal’, from Greek

This board changed drastically after 2016.

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Is Derek Carr the last great young QB who is a prototypical white dropback passer in a league full of black meme running QBs?

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>tfw eagles fans have to watch every teams' receivers as good or better than Vernon Davis run wild on them this season

Randall Cobb, Evan Ingram, freaking Jason Witten are all going to ruin the Philly run, even IF Wentz stays healthy

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The whole internet did

What about Goff and Rosen and all those other white niggers

philadelphia e/a/gles

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yes. did you hear about the guy who took an overnight flight from utah to the jets facility today in hopes of getting a tryout? not sure why they didn’t give him
a shot that ficken guy is 50% for his career

Another offensive weapon for Darnold and Gase to waste

You turned gay and your perception of everything warped.

JUST KIDDING HAHA. Okay grandpa boomer, tell me of the old times and how much better it was. I am listening

>peypey turns demaryius into a top 3 wr
>bradley cant even get 2 games out of him
checkmate

We don't say the N word here on 4channel. We're above that.

>your team
>your ideal woman
>what makes a player elite in your eyes

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New Engl/a/nd P/a/triots

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Tfw Cowboys fans unironically think Witten or cobb will do anything to an above .500 team

No. Fuck anime.

This is now an anime thread, quick /nfl/
>Your Team
>Week 2 prediction
>Your favorite anime

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Baltimore Ravens
Your Mom
Anything that resembles Tom Brady

Based Yea Forumsnime poster.

BRAT!
if that guy becomes our kicker he probably was better than vedvik anyway lol

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Raiders
thicc but short, cute white girl who shares my interests
plays at a high level, rarely makes a mistake and plays with conviction

Goof and Rosen suck though. I said GREAT QBs

ravens
thick, plain looking brunettes
top 5 at their position

P/a/triots
Squishing the Fish
DiTF

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*brap*
oh sorry

>He said, barely scraping by the projected last place in the NFCE at home
Well being as the Eagles won't be above .5 in six weeks I guess you'd have to say that lmao
But at least you're being realistic about Wentz's health that far into the season

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Jets
tomboys who hide their feminine sides until they accept it
plays really really good

*makes Yea Forums seethe*

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>jets
>close game between browns and jets, hopefully jets win
>Nichijou

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If Vic Fango, Von Miller, and Bradley Chubb can't stop the Raiders offense then who can?

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i like girls with thighs like these

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based jets 2hu poster

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favorite 2hu is eiki btw

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Based, checked

Raiderbros check in
TYBC

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>Your team
>Should Aaron Rodgers have kept the handlebar mustache?
>What is the worst the Patriots do this year?
>Should the NFL make it against the rules for a player to pull what Antonio Brown did?(act up so hard until the team releases him so he can go to another team)
>Is Lamar Jackson the real deal now or was it a fluke?
>Most sneaky good team that is bound to cause some serious upsets
>Should the NFL consider changing 10 second runoff rules when referees stop the action to review a play to prevent what happened to the Lions and Saints?
>Did your outlook on your own team change after week 1?

_ points in the superb owl

>eagles
>thots
>QBs that don't get beat up in the parking lot

Raiders
Yuri
Matchup proof

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TYBC

TYBC DESU SENPAI

the user below me is derek carr. thank him.

>DiTF
Literally shit after the first half.

>Cowboys
>No, I’ve been saying mustaches will be trendy again soon to everyone
>beat the cowboys in regular season and then in the super bowl
>maybe if this is no longer an isolated incident
>still flukish
>seacucks
>don’t know desu
>yes it improved. I knew playcalling would be better but it was insanely impressive

Only a Cowboys fan would think his team is owl bound after blowing out the Giants.

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Cowboys
Pear shaped goddesses like pic
Difference maker in their position, Ie. JJ Watt destroying right sides to let Clowney have his best season last year and punishing O-lines when they reprioritized.
Good defenses, are you living in 2014?

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>$130million for a game manager
>still cant throw for 150yds a game

Wilson is overrated but always gets a free pass for being black. Shit annoying.

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31 teams in the league would kill for a game manager of his caliber

sports.yahoo.com/report-antonio-brown-accused-of-raping-his-former-trainer-003725076.html
i'm getting so fucking sick of lying roasties lads

no seriously what the fuck is wrong with AB? undiagnosed bipolar disorder?

women are liars

too based for this generation of man

Seriously. It's a civil lawsuit for a "rape" that happened a year ago. It's well within the statute of limitations to go to the cops, yet it's just a civil lawsuit?

>He said, still thinking the Eagles are going to nab a wildcard when they barely beat the shit show that is the Redskins
Hope you can manage Evan Ingram better than Vernon Davis or Philly is going back down as the joke of the NFCE lol

Well now it's looking like it was setup for him to join the pats

>The Texans have cut cornerback Aaron Colvin after his rough start to the 2019 season, Aaron Wilson of the Houston Chronicle reports. They signed Phillip Gaines to a one-year deal to replace Colvin on the roster.

>He allowed two touchdowns in the loss to the Saints and was the cornerback who gave Ted Ginn Jr. an 8-yard cushion on the Saints’ final offensive play that set up Wil Lutz‘s game-winning field goal.

>Colvin signed a four-year, $34 million deal, with $18 million guaranteed, during the 2018 offseason. He still has $7.5 million guaranteed for this year.

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He's a diva WR. All you zoomers act like you've never seen this before.

>BUT HE WAS SUCH A CLASS ACT WITH PITTSBURGH AND HE NEVER SHOWED SIGNS OF DIVANESS

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what the fuck happened?

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I heard that the trainer and Brown met at a Christian athlete fellowship in college. Weird.

oh no no no no no

this can't be happening!

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>pats release antonio brown
ok, thats it, women are BASED

You're not doing yourself any favors with that gay narrating, I mean do you really want to keep bringing up 1 bad coverage play? Like a dead QB didn't just put up 300 yards on your "elite" defense.

pack
no correct answer
11 win floor
no
he'll be an above average starter but won't be able to win by throwing 40+ times
tits, bengals might sneak a few extra wins
yes
of course. a win is better than looking good in a loss

pats
16-0
steins;gate

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>civil suit
its about money.

Rams
27-20 Rams win
One Piece

pats
43-13
Berserk (1997)

Why is Yea Forums always shitting itself

I'm team AB

Positive or negative?

>white bitches so assblasted AB went to the pats they falsely accuse of him rape and never go to the police

smells like yinzer seethe to me

When have these accusers ever been genuine and not just money-grubbing opportunists

>Eagles
>28-21 Eagles
>JoJos

>packers
>aaron can rock whatever he wants
>mid round playoff exit
>yes but then how do you prove it?
>he can throw, the question is whether he can throw vs a good team/if their offense gets solved
>titans
>no
>yes, more respect for defense, lameme still on probation

Patriots
Rape
Hunter x Hunter 2011

I seems like this is just a way for them to get money.

You’re right, it probably didn’t happen.

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Cheatriot fans just going to ignore this and still claim Tyreek is guilty

>wait til bill belichick and the patriots answer questions about how supportive they are of brown to drop this
how transparent can you be, seriously. Do people actually believe this shit?

BELIEVE WAHMANS!

Oh it's yards that win football games! Oh shit, everyone! EVERYONE! JAMEIS WINSTON IS THE WINNINGEST QB OF THIS GENERATION!
Cope that the team on its way to ending a Gruden's career almost beat you at home.

i don't believe women

packers
24-17 pack
princess mononoke

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Is he right /nfl/???

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Looks like an opportunity to opt out of a bad contract from the previous GM

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Is this about the AB rape accusations?

yes

oddsshark.com/nfl/new-england-miami-odds-september-15-2019-1109298

what are the odds that the score line will be 24+ for the pats vs miami game? its already at 19

AB din du nuffin! He a good boy! He been goin to practice. Gettin good reps.

>According to the lawsuit, Brown sexually assaulted Taylor twice during training sessions in June 2017. First, he exposed himself and kissed her without her permission, the lawsuit says. Later that month, the lawsuit says, while she was watching a television program at his home, Brown started masturbating behind her and ejaculated on her back. Brown bragged about the incident in profane text messages that are copied in the lawsuit.

>miami
>63-7 patriots

kek

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Seahawks
24-21 win
G Gundam

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I refuse to believe even a guy like AB types like that

MADDEN CURSE NOT THROUGH WITH AB

Can someone translate this to English please????

I think the Raiders are dark horse superb owl contenders

Typical shrug off limp arm deadman qb throwing 300 yards on your supposed good defense "BUT WE WON!" Then continue with "THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS ALMOST LOST" seriously I can't with you people. You want a trophy for beating the Giants?

cute!
what website is this supposed to be?

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who could fake this

he ended up at Central Michigan because he was too retarded to academically qualify at legit schools, he's basically retarded

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>I ejaculated along the stupendous curvature of your lower back muscles
>you are an angry lying pathetic failure of a whore desparately trying to wring money from me and i shan't fall for your whorish tricks

>tom brady let this maniac into his home, where his wife and children sleep, all because of my Chiefs.

Are >we gonna make it lads?

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>Source: #Patriots WR Antonio Brown intends to countersue his accuser for civil extortion, at this time.

AB's "victim" is named Britney Taylor. Somebody find her pics. she's apparently an instathot so shouldn't be too hard.

>per @JosinaAnderson

tl;dr he's saying she's the one who went after him and she's a lying bitch of a failed gymnast whose life is controlled by her mother trying to get money out of him. Probably about the "Give me 1,6 million to buy a property that already belongs to me" plot mentioned here .

>Britney Taylor
that was easy

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Guess he's going for comeback player of the year!

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Britney Taylor sounds like the whitest name ever so this is a bit of a surprise.

she's not even hot AB. What the fuck?

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God damnit Carlos

FAKE NEWS

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that's why she's mad dude, because AB upgraded.

I find the Civil extortion claims to be incredibly valid.

>don’t fucking write my phone lien bitch

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>defending a rapist

*works Yea Forums into a seething fit*

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Cautious optimism my friend.

who?

Does anyone believe this claims against AB? Word is Pats knew the rumors before signing him and they weren't worried.

Yeah he could find someone better to rape desu

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Word from who?

Who?

>Arthritis

tmz.com/2019/09/10/antonio-brown-accused-of-raping-former-trainer-lawsuit-filed/

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>Tom Brady literally invited a rapist to live with him and his wife/kids

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neymar saga it looks like again

what player is that

a source familiar with the patriots thinking

lol fuck no I don't believe this shit, the timing of this is just too convenient and her claims sound like bullshit

>he came on my back, but I didn't realize it because I was watching a movie
lol, get the fuck out of here

countersuing too
twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1171591507008262144

>implying he's been charged with a crime
>implying its a criminal case
>implying its not extortion
kek

Panthers
Delicious turnovers a la Famous Jameis
The Animatrix

I masturbated and ejaculated on your back side, slept with you in the same bed, you know nothing, I was a star player before I met you, you contacted me online while crying, bitch, I did not contact you first, you refused to leave my house to you had stayed in a hotel and slept on my couch, (you are absolutely preposterous), the mother of my child outsmarted your slow-witted self, slander me? You're a failure, lying about how you own a gym, what can you slander now? Don't contact with your lies, you thought you could use me to get a cheap, quick payday (extortion) hiding behind religion to make yourself appear innocent, you two-faced, whore, don't contact my team

2.
thanks for being our puppet for 3 weeks, the next time you and your mother try to extort me, make sure you pick the right target (man), you dumb whores, perhaps someone you had relations with possibly did so with your mother is (trying to use you, possibly for extortion, slander, possibly with her help), your career as a gymnast failed, you are not a significant person in society, me and (censored) will laugh at my ejaculating on your back, I will tell him when you are bored I'll tell him when I become bored (insinuating he's threatening her possible relationship, you're a disgrace to young girls everywhere, your career as a gymnast has failed and you dwell on former glory while living with your mother, be grateful I showed you opportunities, you're weclome, the mother of my child can see and tell immediately, a weak willed (or something along those lines), you brought this on yourself


Holy fuck, my brain, nigga types like an ex girl friend

>Girl-knee

Don't pretend your idiotic stat recital means the cowboys were ever out of control of the game after midway through the first quarter. If winning by more than two possessions was an near loss, the Eagles should be considered 0-1 officially. And no, just a banner for the division champions, which the Cowboys are objectively much further along to getting after one week than the Seethles.

Not even going to the cops in a recent rape pretty much screams it's about the money

>Arthritis
kek

She has texts that prove it dude. AB is fucked.

>DUDE ODELL ON THE BROWNS IS GOING TO BE SO AMAZING THERE'S NO WAY TO COVER HIM EVERY PLAY WILL BE A TOUCHDOWN
>WHO CARES ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY HE WAS ONLY ACTING OUT BECAUSE ELI MANNING SUCKS
>BAKER'S GOING TO KEEP HIM IN LINE

Any Clownsfags out there that want to grovel at my feet and apologize to me for telling you so?

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If you rape ugly girls no one will believe it.

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>implying he's been charged with a crime
>implying its a criminal case

you better watch what you say

She has texts that say someone did something, court has to prove that it actually came from AB.

how do the texts prove it was rape???

>keeping on to texts from 2+ years ago

The Broncos' defense is total shit outside of their two edge guys. That franchise is on its way to being Bengals-tier now that Pat Bowlen is dead.

Those texts don't prove anything, if they're even real at all, beyond them having sex. Prove to me anywhere that it was rape beyond one person's word against another.

Any pictures of the trainer?

idk about rape but it's probably not too wise to text a chick with "hahaha i nutted on ur back lmao"

...

...

This
They say they slept together and that AB hates her for what he is calling extortion. Nowhere does he admit or imply anything was nonconsensual, even the cumming on the back.

>Cowboys
>plump girl, but not massive: big ass, big tits, soft belly. Ideally my height or slightly shorter/taller. Can be any race, but would prefer white, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian.
>A combination of high-level athleticism, high-level skill at their position, and ability to perform in clutch situations. They can have more of some things than of others. For example, Rodgers is has a high skill level at QB and is a great athlete, but is not the most clutch quarterback. On the other hand, Brady is a mediocre athlete, but his skill at his position is off the charts, and he's insanely clutch.

Danke

Lol the absolute state. You're this worked up because because a trash oldfag qb put up 300 yards on the Cowboys supposedly good defense? Are you upset at the thought they might get exposed by an average or better qb? Do you want the medal for best win against a trash team? Well the answer to that is no, that belongs to Ravensfags. Stay mad gayboy.

>your target starts acting crazy in the media, playing 4d chess
>maybe people will believe me now if I release this asinine storyline of me getting "raped"

Britney, please. You went to college. Think this through next time.

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*revolutionizes your offense*

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Nice try. Nobody is raping feminists.

I'm glad there's finally somebody willing to play dirty with the Patriots in a way the league hasn't had the guts to yet

For people like AB it’s not about the pure pleasure of forcing yourself on a helpless POC. It’s about controlling them.

Bears
20-10 win
Dragon Ball

UTTERLY BASED

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Seahawks
Ziggy literally kills Rapistburger
King of the Hill

Reminds me of the Neymar rape case where the girl said she had a video proving it when people doubted her and when the cops actually asked for the video she said it was stolen

>AB raped someone

Yeah, ok, and Peyton Manning totally sexually assaulted a trainer in college. Literal fake news.

Spotted the virgin. You nut on a girl's back after you fuck her from behind and pull out.

When you’re that rich and powerful you can do anything you want to people. Normies are not real people anyways.

Fucking kek

PeyPey was just bantz

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The fact that the NFL isn't going to investigate the Patriots for tampering when it's clear that AB wanted to go there all along is laughable.

>Implying AB hasn't already raped the Brady bunch

brown definitely did it. 100%.

Not really. AB is barely tied to the Pats in any way. If anything the fucking stoolers should’ve done something IF this shit is true. Why come out now? Normies seething at based pats desu

>Has to admit that his only argument makes his team look even worse than the Skins already did in the first half
>Good defenses don't force turnovers and just give up points based on yardage
I guess with a defense like the Eagles, you'd really need that last one to be true lol. You sound tired and done, so good luck to your team, they're facing this monster next week lmao

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>all according to plan

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The league has accepted its fate

>Spygate
>overblown
>deflategate
>overblown
>this shit
>about to be overblown

The league genuinely hates the Patriots

Do you feel bad for him, /nfl/? He doesn't deserve to be saddled with Bill O'Brien.

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Eli didn't throw any INTs. Plan foiled.

Can I ask fantasy football advice here?

Some idiot in my (12 team, standard scoring) league dropped Larry Fitzgerald before the first weekend's games. How much of my $100 faab should I spend to try and get him off wavers? I'm not really weak at WR, I'm just looking to get appropriate value.

Roger Goodgoy would never do anything to hurt the profits of (((those))) he is beholden to.

you know there's a FFB general right

Kinda yeah, he’s carrying O’Buttchin and his “high IQ offense book” by improvising a lot of plays due to the SHIT oline he’s been given since being drafted.

You mean like Big Ben?

Case in point faggots

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I'd bleach her

The league hates the Patriots so much that Roger Goodell had the evidence of spygate destroyed.

You have to listen and believe. All rape stories are true until proven otherwise.

Aw hell, I ctrl-f'd "fantasy" and didn't see it. Sorry guys, keep doing your thing.

Ehh shes just made that he used her like a piece of meat

>Later that month, Brown, while positioned behind her, began masturbating near her without her knowledge and ejaculated on her back
antonio "cumshark" brown

Yes, his talent is being wasted away.

do women expect me to believe this? are women retarded?

>retards failing to realize AB is going to get Kraft's legal team

well, if they were having sex and he came on her back, its normal.

if he snuck up behind her and came on her for no reason, well, that's just assault, regardless if they hung out like all was well after that point.

How do you jerk off right behind someone and they don’t notice.

c: !!

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he could've gone to a different team if he was more impressive in his pre draft interviews

>get your ass whipped so bad you have a random thot file a rape charge in federal court

Mike Tomlin should be lynched

>Later that month, Brown, while positioned behind her, began masturbating near her without her knowledge and ejaculated on her back
Yeah, she's lying.

She was just reading her bible and watching Christian worship videos. Antonio Brown not only desecrated this poor young woman, he also violated the word of God.

He could have, SHOULD have gone to the Bears, but no, they traded up for Mitch.

>Uhh, my dog ate the rape video, officer

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ever see those gifs of they indian guy at the bus stops?

>antonio gets sent to the patriots
>conveniently new rape case pops up about him to further slander the godtriots

oh goodell you sly dog.

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>tfw no cute black gf

BLASPHEMY

Pretty sure no one has something that doesn't exist

AB isn't being charged with anything. He is being sued. This has zero bearing on his status as an NFL player. Anyone can sue anyone for anything. I don't even know Antonio Brown but I could sue him for running over my dog if I wanted to.

Don't kid yourselves. This is nothing, and the Patriots have dealt with worse.

Yeah but doesn’t he run up and nut on them. Like how can you be in a room with someone and not no they’re jacking off?

Today I will inform them.

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>we now get to watch millions of basedboy social media pats fans go full rape apologist for a full week

COMFY

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This. Anyone screaming about this needs to go to Reddit

It’s time for mister Goodell to step in and suspend AB for conduct detrimental to the league.

Literally no one here cares though. It's Pats haters wishful thinking. No one feels bad for that bitch

NEW TEXTS FROM ANTONIO BROWN

>I'm getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue

I feel bad for her. She has the spatial awareness of an autistic child to not notice someone cumming on your fucking back.

AB was actually doing charity work when he fucked her.

Wow shoot this sick fuck

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Typical Cowboys fans implying concessions when none where made
Yes let that Dallas Delusion set in, unironically wanting someone to crown you for beating the Giants.
Implying the first half against the Redskins wasn't week 1 rust.
Imagine trying to patronize someone's defense when Eli Manning just put up 300 yards on yours.

liar, too non ghetto

MR BIG COOM

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twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/1170215266527141889

LMAO, SHE IS A FUCKING SNAKE

yes
>confident semi mobile qb that will literally take himself out of the league if not restrained and told to stop doing stupid shit
>forced to do stupid shit to carry his dipshit hc
>defense chokes away games that he hands them on a fucking platter

Is it possible for someone to have a rushing or passing TD of 100+ yards or is 99 the max?

Only if you're Bo Jackson.

Raiders
Black hair colored eyes or redheads
His intensity and knowledge of the game. you can have all the gifted players you want but if they can't learn a playbook or watch some tape they ain't worth shit.
tybc
This is fucked up. I wanted him to retire by getting KO'd by Abram not getting metoo'd

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Stop raping me

Why do the Titans always play the Jags on thursday night football?

theoretically there probably isn't a max because you could zeno's paradox w/ infinite"half the distance to the goal" penalties on a team and back them up infinitely closer and closer to the goal line thus making the resulting td infinitely longer by infinitely smaller margins

99 is the max. 100+ are for returns only.

You raped me user

>someone in the Raiders organization tried sending out the rumors yesterday

goddamn this is getting wild

The irony of all their moral posturing during Hills accusations will make this extra delicious

Some women will never change

Yes. If the qb pass the ball behind the line of scrimmage to a player it's considered a run. So the qb could pass the ball to a receiver in the end zone and the player could score over 100 yards but it would be a running td not a passing td.

>AB case first reported by the kike york times

Of course, they already sold the story to the highest bidder. This is 100% a money grab

Based Deadspin btfoing Yea Forums like always

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Is that why breathing on brady is an auto first down and 15 yards?

>WHEN PATS FAGS NEAR ME SAID DT WAS GOING TO BE A THREAT

WHY ARE THEY SO DENSE.

Is this when the Raiders' implosion begins?

>Be Raiders
>Give Steelers 3rd and 5th round pick for AB
>Shits on the organization and leaves before start of season
>Embarrasses them even further by signing with Pats
>Want to get back
>Find whore to accuse him of rape
>NFL finds out
>Have to give Patriots even more draft picks
LMAO

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>deadspin
fuck off

I miss when Drew wasn't a faggot and wrote for KSK.

No friend, that started when they lost the super bowl in 2002. this is when the supernova occurs

You can have one over 100 yds if you start from the back of the end-zone.
youtube.com/watch?v=xszFCOf7It0

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>deadspin

Sorry not into cuck sites

tnf started as a showcase for teams nobody wanted to watch and no two teams more encapsulate that spirit than the titans and jags

it's ok, he has brain damage now

i can't even look at twitter, too full of cucked manginas

t. rapist

You were there in April trolling for tyreek-hating soibois

The league will never let my niners win another championship because of kap will they?

>deadspin

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no i wasn't but hill actually is a piece of shit. beating children is way more despicable than mistreating whores

Bros i miss fullbacks. Playmaking fullbacks were some of the most exciting people to watch.

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Women are property so it’s impossible to rape them.

AHahaahahahaahahahahahaha for being having a little beanbrain your skull is thick

Maybe NFL teams shouldn't have those stupid ass interviews which have almost nothing to do with playing football

Thanks, Abdul

Imagine being a chiefs fan and thinking you have the moral high ground on any issue

>Patriots release AB
I thought this was real until I read the second tweet lol

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more like Jed York being an utter retard

Remember when the Jets drafted a fullback in the first round of the 1987 draft? Lmao

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Brown should thank the lord he signed with New England. They're the only franchise that can handle this kind of shit

You now remember Marcus Mariota's TD pass to himself against the Chiefs youtube.com/watch?v=XzKKNHb-QR4

I wish this team did good things......

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Jesus christ the amount of s()yboying on espn tomorrow is going to be biblical

Nobody knows what happened in that room except Brown and the woman he raped.

>AB accused of rape
youtube.com/watch?v=k391eMiMBRE

How do you even score this in fantasy

>implying people don't only give a shit about anything unless it props them up, pushes their agenda or, validates them in someway

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rape is a social construct

The only good thing on ESPN is the Mexican guy who can’t speak English on Highly Questionable.

Yeah I'm thinking this post is good.

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Kraft is going to defend AB tooth and nail after what happened to him in Miami

Go figure this cunt also lives in Florida

>Chiefs
>nice ass but not fat or abused by her dad
>Being able to perfirn able to inspire/uplift others on the team. That and freak talent.

cope, roasties aren't human

If it’s an consolation, the Jets always provide quality entertainment. Unfortunately it’s usually entertainment at the expense of their own fans
youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

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What did Florida do to deserve three teams?

>Jew overlord is going to defend AB tooth and nail
Bitch gonna end up arrested even if she was really raped

Boomer central, lots of retired fucks with nothing to do

im a jets fan dopey. Fuck I dont even remember if they won that game lol

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Sorry, AB.

Everyone knows Innocent until proven guilty is dead in 2019.

Pats
not crazy
consistent top tier performance

oh nonononono

Bad teams make good teams look better, might as well store the trash somewhere like florida

Imagine being a chiefs fan

Didn't Dominique Rodgers Cromartie have a like 107 yard pick 6 or kick return or something

Absolute worse case outcome is a 6 game suspension for AB, and I doubt he'll even get that.

But God help the Oakland Raiders if they had a hand in this

>Brown plays on Sunday
>Gets booed on the field
>Lol Pats with with AB getting 2 TDs, 75 yds
Dolphins is the next accuser

Fairly sure the fuck AB chants were enough

>gets booed
There will be nobody in the stadium

Your going to end up forfeiting draft picks to New England, just watch

Trips confirms, 91-92 pats tier

yes yes the raiders have been planning this since ab was in college!

In what way? His contract was voided
#notourproblem

Apparently the Raiders knew and were trying to disseminate rumors about it.

Why does my foot hurt for no reason Doctor Yea Forums?

I mean they already dropped 2 draft picks for nothing what more can they lose? they may as well send hitmen to gun down AB.

Antonio Cromartie had a 109 yard missed field goal return

Runs are measured in yards gained/lost, not distance ran.

Was it a forward pass or a lateral? youtube.com/watch?v=FCJFmL4oxPE

Source?

big population

Wait, Didn't Keenum over throw Wentz by 50 yards? And they didn't even have a real WR1 lol. Eagle's fans are absolutely admitting that Wentz is worse than globe trotter Keenum right here lol

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Not enough potassium. Start eating a banana each morning for breakfast.

That, thanks
Nah, nice suggestion though, >we just need to keep winning and show everyone >we didn't need him

I don’t have bananas. Guess I’ll google what foods have it.

I sucked those toes too hard my b

...

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Read the entire filing against AB, there's multiple contradictions and the language is highly suspect. Reads like a low IQ extortion attempt

>I’m a jets fan dopey
I know. Jets actually won that game 38-31

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>ab signs with the patriots
>takes a pay cut
>gets sued
nothing suspicious about this

Nope, the rest of the Oakland Raiders organization is your problem

That has never stopped the NFL from suspending a player. AB is finished.

t. Choofs fan

Tyreek is ded and muttholms is on one leg

Seethe harder raidnigger

I drink a Body Armor every day which gives me the same amount of potassium

>Reads like a low IQ extortion attempt
All of these big media rape allegations are. Women are a goddamn meme. She stays with him for years then all of a sudden when he's had a bad week of press and is most willing to negotiate a settlement she pops up like a fucking whack a mole

How did Chubb and Von not destroy Carr
The Raiders tackles suck and Tom Cable is their coach, they shouldve had at least 2 apiece

potatoes

Apparently they have a Polygraph showing that she was telling the truth, which is apparently admissible in Civil court.

AB isn't even good. He's not particularly fast like Hill, he's not a great route runner like Thielen, and he's not a uniquely good catcher like Hopkins or Jones. He's just put up good numbers in Pittsburgh's system. Pats would be better off with Gordon as their N1 receiver

What's your sodium intake? You might need to cut back.

Please make this the next threads OP image

*drooling noises*

Hmmm, that's pretty concerning but I'll wait for the movie
oh you're just mad they won last night

broncos interior line is garbage so carr could just step up

>AB isn't good
>He's not a good route runner
WTF. This is probably your worst take I have ever seen.

at the discretion of the judge

Fair enough

>polygraph

Proves absolutely nothing

I know. I'm just saying that they are apparently admissible as evidence.

>can coom 40 yards
i kept it together until this one holy shit

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I say he wasn't great. His route running is just fine

You're getting reported. I'm sick of this brainless shitposting night and day. Fuck off back wherever you came from

I’m really loving all the posts from people saying stuff like “You just can’t make this stuff up.” Uh, yes you can. that’s exactly what’s happening right now.

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Have a lot of those. Thanks

You can beat a polygraph by suppressing the vibrations in your body or using drugs, look it up

youtube.com/watch?v=_x0ix9v6_Jo

Because 2016 was three years ago and you don't get altitude sickness in Oakland

Black privilege my ass
white guy gets a dui, 3 months and AA
black guy gets a dui, 5-10 years

>pats fans gonna have to defend this dumb nig all season just to have a small upgrade at a position we're already strong in

cut his ass this is retarded

>we're

Retards don't realize that women are quite literally incapable of grasping reality. Their cognition is so limited, and their faculties so underdeveloped, that they are actually prevented from perceiving and comprehending the world around them with any degree of authenticity. They can fabricate complete fictions as though they were memories. They can impute motives to other persons whose actual intentions could not be any more inscrutable. They live in an enchanted bubble entirely divorced from reality and groan like bodies on the rack when anyone compels them to reckon with it.

>black guy gets a dui, 5-10 years
Vincent Jackson, Austin Sefarian-Jenkins and like a billion other black players would like a word with you you libshit retard

Oh you mean the QB who actually won a divisional round playoff game?

Is football the comfiest sport?

>be a kid
>it's fall
>simpsons and 60 minutes on before Sunday night football
>try to stay up late to watch the whole game even though you have school the next day

Lol, the Detroit football Lions

Dangerously based

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N

Everything you said is true for heterosexual women.

LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES

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Yeah, we're shit, fuck you.

Reminder that lesbian couples report the most incidences of domestic violence

dont talk to him. he is a known racist.

mayock should make a shirtless vid of him shouting "I'M FREE I'M FINALLY FREE" after hearing the news that AB is finally gone

Wow it's fucking nothing

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Women all hate each other. Listen to their conversations. They’re mostly humble bragging and backhanded compliments.

I don't consider myself a liberal, left, right, dem, Republican or whatever, I just know what I see

Only thing that matters is money, buy your innocence and "justice"

Amazing how fast you switched arguments from "black people be jailed more for the same crimes and shit" to "wow rich people, amirite"

And right on cue, the Patriots have their 'us vs the world' billboard material

Thanks for playing everybody. See you at 19-0

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i cannot fucking stand listening to them. they're all judgmental and low-iq, too focused on gossip and not the world around them. i hate their retarded ramblings

I bet Tom is a good roommate. He probably makes breakfast for everyone and let’s you pick what to watch.

So what, you think poor people can't get away with shit?

No, the guy who finished second behind Dak in the division for throwing yards! Lmao this just keeps getting richer! By your standards Wentz is just 2% better a QB than your old man, "broken" arm, worst Manning! Ah my sides, and I'm not even memeing lol!

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::EXCLUSIVE AUDIO EVIDENCE OF THE ACCUSATION::
vocaroo.com/i/s0QEKU0dHmlN

Sadly they go hand in hand nowadays

I just realized that the Patriots are playing the exact same schedule as they did in 2007

No they dont those are separate arguments

>bears fans trying to pick the low hanging fruit

If they didn’t have vaginas they’d be worthless.

>Implying AB isn't raping Tom right now

Holy shit is that really him?

95375476
this forced meme being propagated here after being banned everywhere except /fit/ & not even Yea Forums wants to be associated with this, whoever is trying to keep this up is a sad individual who needs to do something with their life

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>us vs consent

LET'S GO PATS NATION WE CAN BEAT CONSENT

>I was raped 2 years ago
prove her wrong

i cant. women dont lie.

95376206 raped me. prove me wrong

Pats consistently violate teams without their consent.

I’m a Seahawks fan though. You can’t ponder the Lions organization and not laugh. Two GOATs who retired in their prime. A QB good enough to manage them to deep playoff runs but no defense to back him up ever. You think they’d accidentally fall into success at some point.

Okay now this based.

Well whatever, as a person I hope AB is innocent and this person is lying

As a raider fan, I hope he gets suspended for the year

As a black man, GODDAMN THIS NIGGA DUMB AS HELL, THAT BITCH MUST WANT DA MONEY

and as a (insert race here)
Wow, what next lol

>admitting to being a nigger
Lmao embarrassing desu

knowing that scoreline and who they were playing, I expected a loss

>somebody reposted my literal shitpost
Wasn’t expecting that.

I ain't running around stabbin and shootin people though, I'm just a nigga workin through life till I die

When will be that be? Sooner than later possibly.

Brady really invited that dude to stay with his family. Does he have any daughters

youtube.com/watch?v=1RJC-DGaUDI
youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM
APOLOGIZE

His wife is already used to being around big black men, it’s fine

youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8ffw5LtzQ

When I die or when I resort to killing?
If I die tomorrow, oh well, it was a nice life

Last year you claimed to be a virgin

>implying Giants and Redskins have the same caliber defense
>unironically trying to bolster a win against the Giants
>L-Look everybody we beat did so good this week I-I'm not memeing I swear
Enjoy riding an easy schedule to a round 1 loss into playoffs

>hey tom, wanna watch some tape?
>ill just sit back here

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The Chiefs will do that to your mind

NFCE cucks stop shitting up the thread please.

this, there is nothing more to be said about those teams

I guess AB is taking a page out of the Robert Kraft playbook lol

>N-NFCE bois p-please be considerate to our nonstop faggotry
Shut up Betaconference cucks

I strongly prefer the company of white people.

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strawpoll.com/1bwe4ws2

which is it

proving my point.
blocked.

Why did strawpoll make their site look gay now

half of you are retards

If a female gymnast (like simone biles or the japanese one) raped a dude, do you think the media would cover it? They didn't say shit about Katy Perry molesting American Idol contestants

Because rape only happens to women you bigot

>Tom sitting in his tub
>Trying to relax in an ice bath, at his age he really needs them
>Also uses an freezable face mask, he saw it in American Psycho and it just really clicked as a good idea for him
>Hear a wet sound and a soft grunt.
>Peel one side of the mask up off the eye to see a juicy glob of male essences right before it makes splashdown on his chest
>He might have beat his NFL Combine 50 yard time over this summer but his reaction time still isn't fast enough
>Another lob jets its way to his face and in an almost perfect foreshadowing of what's to cum this season for the Patriots, his chin reaches up and catches the load
>It slides up past the crook of his mouth and stops at the base of his nostril
>Afraid to open his mouth, the only protest is one deathly cold eye menacingly staring at Tom's new team/roommate
>The infamous Antonio Brown is many things, but discriminatory he can not be called on any level.
>Tom knows whose house it is now.

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You're joking right?

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It's just so incredibly convenient that this person would have filed a suit the moment after AB had 10/20 million dollars more to draw from in any settlement. Regardless of whether he was on the Pats or the Raiders. Sure is weird, that.

Reminder to all my frens that Cam Newton is finished

Hows that rape charge

Probably was waiting for the $30 million guarantee from the Raiders before it was voided. Probably livid she'll only get a few million at best.

you mean the fuel to add to the patriots flame? well. it has cemented the patriots as the underdogs yet again, and they have now cemented themselves yet again as super bowl champions (before week 2 started!!).
say it with me user: 7 rings
7
seven

>charge
civil suit. no criminal charges

Guys, it’s time to accuse the entire Patriots team of rape. It’s the only way to stop them.

Pittsburgh needs to file that claim they'd have a pretty good case

Reminder that we're collapsing before your very eyes and orange jesus is as good as ours in two seasons

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Imagine bragging about this

>the retarded FO gives Winston new contract

The Cuccs have never extended a QBs contract. Ever.

Brees will be gone
Cam and Ryan will be still mid-tier

Division would be wide open for the taking

what did he mean by this?

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>implying cyberbrees and wheelchair cam won't be enough to BTFO buccs for another 10 years

Matt Ryan is a former league MVP.

This is written in negro, I believe he said something to the effect of ejaculating on this harlot and then dodging an attempt at extortion

I don't know. I can't understand it.

Chiefs
45-0 chiefs win
Hate anime

Raiders booty blast the Chiefs and their nigger mutt QB this week. Carr is looking elite and WHITE.

>back(space)!(lowercase)slept(double space)
No way that shit is real the bad grammar and spacing is too deliberate

see

You will be obliterated

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Eagles

Eagles beat the Falcons in yet another nail biter that comes down to the last play of the game. Just like the last two times they played one another. 31-28

Berserk

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He admits to sexual assault here.
Bye bye AB :^)

Imagine having an 80s lesbian for a qb

Cannot wait for MY Kansas city chiefs to decimate the Oakland rainiggers come Sunday

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Thanks. You did better than can be expected. That clears some of it up but it's still pretty incomprehensible.

And currently total shit

No he doesn't and where is here? How can you be sure he sent that?

Reminder to make this next OP image

BITCH
i got a nipples on each of my balls and my dick has a computer chip in it.
IMMA START SCREAMIN
imma................wait......................IMMA START SCREAMIN
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
fuckin based ass broke ass cringe ass onion ass ol limp dick ass breh ass redpilled ass this board changin ass ol ruth bader ginsburg lookin motherfucking zoomer boomer bloomer doomer ass ol ass like damn

youtube.com/watch?v=4A6Bu96ALOw

Do you think it’s possible for a walrus to coach football?

I am. Our plan will involve you being mediocre in 2 years

I'm not a falcons fan. That's a really shitty plan though.

This is what it actually says:
i just masturbat'd on thy backeth! did sleep with thee in sleep chamber! alas thy arts as a traineth'r, wench, i've been a v'ry valorous football'r and fiteth bef're i coequal kneweth thee. I didn't has't amorous rite with thee. Thee nev'r hath left mine own house to wend to thy hotel (and thus w'ren't yond fell) and did sleep on mine own couch instead. Alas off, thee has't nay lev'rage, the moth'r of mine own children but who is't isn't mine own jointress fopped thy dumb rampallian. Thou art falsing and telling ev'rybody thee owneth a gym. Thee bethought knowing mine own phoneth numb'r wouldst receiveth thee ahead. Thee hath used fake names in 'rd'r to pretendeth thee hadst some lev'rage on me, alas off, tryeth not yond the horror.

thanketh thee f'r letting us stayeth in thy headeth did rend free f'r three weeks. Next timeth thee and thy moth'r planeth to screweth me ov'r, maketh sure thee mess not with somebody as cunning as me. Thee has't already fuck'd up letting thy moth'r controleth thy life concluded, be it and expecting h'r to holp. Thou art a did fail gymnast and thou art nobody. Mine own nigg'rslaugh about the timeth i ejaculat'd on thy backeth. I'll alloweth that gent knoweth at which hour i'm b'r'd. Thou art a disgrace to dram girls as thou art a did fail gymast living in the past with thy moth'r in h'r house. Thou art lucky yond i hir'd thee as mine own p'rsonal traineth'r. The moth'r of mine own children who is't is not mine own jointress knoweth a weak wench at which hour the lady sees one. Thee has't did play yourself

I doth kek at thine proclaim

Bet the patriots are regretting trading DT right now

Ayo FUCK whypeepol

Do you have a better one?
We aint winning shit with the division being the way it is now

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I request to submit this version instead to evidence

nah he wasn't ready week 1 anyways

NOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CANT JUST RAPE SOMEONE AND GET AWAY WITH IT

THATS NOT FAIR

THERE HAS TO BE AN INVESTIGATION, TIM BRADLEY MUST GO TO JAIL, ARGHGGHH I FUCKING HATE THE PATRIOTS

he was a non factor in that week 1 dismantling of the steelers so I doubt it

They literally cut DT. They re-signed him. Now they traded him. All of that was before AB. ur dum.

Fuck sjws and feminiggers

holy fucking based

NEW
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Patriots have dropped a statement. Basically they are going to let the league do their investigation, and aren't going to comment on the issue any further.

This fellow internet goer has proclaimed a dire offense, I better believe him without looking deeper into it.

No. The Bucs are a toilet organization. But you should still aspire to be better, not hope that everyone else gets worse. In all things. Not just football. I'd rather lose to my opponent at his best than beat him at his worst. You should always demand the best from yourself.

Tardinals
We are going to get dabbed on so fucking hard in Baltimore
Haven't sat down and watched anime in forever, but Turn A Gundam will always hold a place in my heart

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Noice

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The AI bots took over