Comfy Pre Colombia Vs Venezuela Thread

Fuck veneniggers, also good luck to any Anons in Cúcuta lol

They're too americanized l guess

>T. Incels

What a fucking manlet is that shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Still picao cuz we have more miss universes lul

Soteldo is an honorary 6'2

The fuck is Soria in the game?

The only thing that matters is that the have fun playing, also, let's discuss how venecos have ruined our countries

I don't mind them to be honest. Not better or worse than an average colombian.

Inb4 veneco.

peneco detected
go back to your "engineering job" in Maracaibo
we bootyblastin them with a C team

I haven't seen Venezuelan flags from some time ago.

Maduro is colombian blame yourselves for everything then

With what internet

They had pretty good internet despite the lack of literally everything else.
Now, not even that.

>mfw Venecos are slowly arriving in the old neighborhoods that Chibchombians lived in 10-15 years ago and now they are fucking up the same neighborhoods we fixed.
Wtf

I want to bootyblast a Veneca tbqh

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In between black outs they have the worst internet in the region

Solid 9/10 pussy tbqh

10usd over here

do you live in Miami?

Venezuelans live in Florida, if OP is Colombian than he's probably in NY.

No up north

>10usd
Holy FUCK, traveling over there as we speak

Holy shit Moreno is fucking dog shit, I hope he scores to shit me up.

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Either Florida or Houston

Do they speak English though?

Colombians are worst than Venezuelans desu

North Carolina, NY or Rhode island, I'm one of these BTW

war when

Dont jinx it you damn central american!

>Hey can we copy your flag?
>Sure just put some stars in the middle so nobody gets confused

youtube.com/watch?v=N7Y6yq8uj2Q

>Honduras
You're crime rate says it all

Damn when did we get to Rhode Island

how many bing bing bongs

>not knowing they were both the same country at one point.

The preamble

Soon. CIA's coming for those oil reserves, get ready Venezuela.

Sometime in the 70s, theres a wiki page that has a town in Rhode island with the 9th largest Colombian diaspora in the USA.

If only, i would like to see my country again how it was before

how the fuck can venezuela afford a national team? do the players get paid in toilet paper?

:(

That's no excuse, when Gran Colombia split up they should have decided on who got to keep the tricolor and who had to come up with their own ideas. Same goes for Ecuador, they're fooling nobody with that eagle.

caralho que gorda filha da puta vai tomar no cu você parece o bocão do royal voce parece aquele inimigo do garfo do super mario rpg golpe é a conta do mercado que a tua mãe paga sozinha ela vai no mercado dia%pensando caralho minha filha ta com mo bafão de bico de teta eu não aguento mais essa gorda peidorreira me dando gasto em casa filha da puta anda com indigena? sem terra? com esse sorrisinho mamae pagou dentalcorp pra mim? vai tomar no cu sua gorda tua buceta parece um sagu 4 dia fora da geladeira voce de vermelho parece uma ferrari vai de zero a cem em 3 segundos em cima da balança

>Ecuador
It is a cockroach, though.

Barely, the players get paid more in their clubs abroad, they pretty much play for the honor of the country over whatever little money they get from the FVF

What are you drinking tonight, maricas?
For me, it's tap water because No job and NOMONIES.

Same reason why most pan arab countries have similar flags. It was all the same shit at one point. Also look at Argentina and Uruguay, different flags with similar concepts.

Maltin Polar

Andina because was cheap.

>Colombian tap water
No thanks I don't want monkey cum

You got the same flag as Liberia Malaysia and Normandy

t. Veneco

Panamanian Ron I picked up when I was in Cartagena last week.

Frescolita

What a disgrace of match
This is jaguares-envigado tier game, slow and bored, wasting time, etc.

Tres cordilleras rosadita.

imagine we could see gran colombia on our lifetimes

Trannie

More like Donkey cum. Costeños can't get enough of that.

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This is a sudacas only thread btfo central monkey

On the bright side, Fariñez is playing well. Millos will rape the league once he and Ortiz comea back.

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when is your caravan departing?

Fuck you Bolivar was Venezuelan

Bolivar is overrated, malaria killed more Spaniards

Someone can explain this meme or redpill?
>if OP is Colombian than he's probably in NY.
Why a colombian in florida is unusual?

Ofc from mosquitos from el llano 100% secret Bolivar weapon

>rating Bolivar by the number of KIA Peninsulares.

>Why a colombian in florida is unusual?
But it's not, half my family live in Florida lmao

refajo to make it last

>Millos
>Implying they won't choke before the final rounds.
I really hope they pull through, though. I felt so bad for them the last tournament when that happened.
Es que esa sal que les echan...

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Making over 50 points again? Lol

Who makes the best arepas?

Exactly, is obvious think that, hispanic rule florida, miami and all that shit, so I dont get it why they post that

Venezuela makes the only arepa, colombia make mini cachapas dont let them lie to you

>Losing the America de casi
Litterally the most pathetic loss in years, I wont forget it desu, hopefully we can recover from 2 straight losses. At least we arent santa b.

Nah it's just that Colombians are more likely to go to NY. Florida latinos tend to be Cubans, Dominicans, or Venezuelans.

>Liberia
Literally a country established by the US, practically a colony
>Malaysia
That flag came way after ours
>Normandy
Normandy's flag is two golden lions on a red shield, the fuck are you talking about?

can the congolombian chicanos fuck off?
stop acting like you are from here, gringo

>Colombian - American population in Florida - 300,00
>Colombian - American population in NY - 141,000

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombian_Americans

what do latam countries think of Spain?

Excuses

Based
That fuckers are the ones who cry the most and talk shit about the country, some unbearable complaints, if you leave the country don't fuck up and live there

Same relationship America has with UK

gay

GOL GOL GOL
CA RA COL

>90 minutes of ads

>Burre

A brave country with rich history that fell in the hands of cucks, gays and now rule by feminazis

The same thing we think about all Europeans, cucks and faggots.

our bull

Can colombobos pls stop bulli soteldo?

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Eso veo

He plays for a boomer club, so yes bulli.

>mfw this might end 0-0 unless Duvan gets subbed in.

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Give back the gold, please.

This have the level of a colombian team league, is a shit, imaging pay for this shit

Based Jackson heights bro, I used to live there.

>mfw I payed for a 0-0 tie vs Argentina last year in September.
At least I got drunk

Fariñez with the save

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MARQUENLO
MARQUENLO

METE UN GOL YA HP

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>he is not watching Smackdown!

MURIEL DUVAN DREAM TEAM IN

Soccer war 2 when

>Duvan
BLACK BVLL IS IN

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Aw man we were having such a nice thread until the cuck showed up, go back to Yea Forums

>Impopulares pero eficientes

Lol at rolos

los petristas maricones que chillan por todo

>tfw Holman is going to lose

That's the meme bro, relax.

If one team wants to win they should be thinking about scoring soon

>petro not even related
>peñaloza just being awful

wtf

You dont have a team only sheep

>another 0-0
Fuck my life

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We have penalties because of a meme cup

boring shit, I better go the of thread of mexico vs argentina, I hope argentina win to see the butthurt of mexicans

>this NT
>penalties
Nice b8 brother

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USA is tying vs Urgay so I guess watching some Uruguayan autism wouldn't be too bad.

In your dreams amigo. :v

what gold manilo?

asking to your father, they stole it from the spaniards.

my father was a pig farmer. My grandfather and great great father too. All they knew was how to raise pigs and get shitfaced every night. Except my father they probably never left their little town

No penalties then

Tf happneded to the penalties

Que selección más perezosa.
>mfw I have to wake up early tomorrow and I stayed up for a 0-0

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I do live in New York I live in Queens New York

Was Chavez colombian too?

do you really have to ask? Of course he was.

hell no

I thought queiroz was good, wtf.

What’re they doing? Comparing how much drugs they can smuggle?

>:v
Kys subhuman

He said he from barinas but we know thats bs cuz he from cucuta

I live with a Spanish guy and his Columbian wife. (It's a hella nice apartment and I sublease the extra bedroom so I can leave town any time if I get a new job.) They brought back Aguardiente from their most recent trip down there and I think Columbians should be given credit for creating a sweet liquor that's better than Schnapps.

You didn't have aguaardiente then

what the fugg

Did it fuck you up? If not it's not real guaro

>c team
>0 - 0 against best Venezuelan team in a long time
>again, 0 - 0 with Borre wasting goals like he does at River

He is a genius.

Where is your family from specifically

dw.com/en/venezuela-launches-military-exercises-warns-colombia/a-50379108
OH NO NO NO NO

Futbal war 2 lets gooo

>Venezuela harbor and fund Guerilla forces who terrorize colombia
>Colombia increases security and nothing else happened
>Platano Maduro feels insecure that he is being overthrowned
>threatens war
He will be BTFO

>"platano maduro"
My sides!

I'm late?

nothing is going to happen, it’s been like this for years. Plus, Venezuelan’s are defense misiles. Because they fear Colombia going there with the excuse of guerrilla groups, when what they want is to kill Maduro.

Maybe not anymore, Bolton is gone. Macri is about to leave. Things are getting peaceful

t.guerrillero cock sucker cuckhold

Aguardiente is not Colombian, is he a cuckold BTW?

Sshh dont tell him yet

No, I just know about weapons, and those are not long range missiles, they’re more anti aerial.

Based

both these sudacalards would get destroyed by us desu la

You can't even control the cartels

because your government and agencies funds & supplies them

anyway we're talking about sports retard

You now remember 2001

Ayyy Pollos Mario amirite

>Pollos a la brasa Mario
>Andres carne de res
>la perrada de chalo
>Boulevard
God I miss Queens

Venezuela still participates in international sports? I thought they were starving there.

CIA wants us to believe many things.

I'm here, I just usually hand around in heem threads, I don't even know wtf this thread is about

They get fed in their respective clubs they play, all plauers play outside of the country, only 2 in the whole line-up still play local and since the government owns the fvf they get fed directly from the personal storage of the government (some of the times)

Empezó con el partido ahora es politica

>watching friendlies
no sean hijueputas hombres

Partido de que? Mestizobol?

Yeah. So he said something like "people in Columbia drink this" and I misinterpreted that as meaning it was invented there. Y'all just saved me some potential embarrassment

I fucking miss my pupusas, tulcingo deli II tacos, and Colombian tamales near that place with the Indian eyebrow plucking.

>guaidog

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Guaidog is another commie in disguise, only ignorant retards believed in him, the only reason why he's not a full-blown chaburro sellout it's because he got late to the party, we need another Perez Jimenez to wipe out the commies and make Venezuela great again

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I probably gave these people here all of my fucking money all of the time.

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>p-pero el castrochavismo narcoterrorista

Holy shit that Photoshop is terrible

Everyone is far cucked beyond redemption in that country, including the army so dont expect another Marcos Perez, and the people will never grow up balls to do anything because they are more focused on getting food for their families and prevent them from starving to death. Only solution is either a biblical cataclysm or someone inventing a time machine to prevent Chavez from ever happening.
>t. Diasporanigger

De verdad te pones del lado de maduro compa?

It can becone another american territory just sayin

>t. John Bolton

Either this or Colombia annexing Venezuela with USA backing.

Idk it seems a better option to what they have now

Si, él al menos no es CIA. Maduro es incompetente, pero Venezuela se muere de hambre por la oligarquía banquera. Venezuela en algún momento iba a caer, pero esta crisis es enteramente artificial.

>Everyone is far cucked beyond redemption in that country, including the army so dont expect another Marcos Perez
Oh I know my man, what I said it's wishful thinking, Venezuelans are by nature a communist blight, assuming we by some miracle manage to get a fair elections people will vote for whoever is opposing the current government but 5-10 years later people will switch back to voting for the commie offering free shit because he "cares" about the people, just like it happened with Argentina, Venezuelans are by majority left leaning ignorant lazy fucks, Chavez didn't have to cheat till his infinite re-election reform was rejected the first time.

Just buy a gun and get ready for the big happenings if shit ever hits the fan

Family in Queens. GOAT borough.
Reminds me of Toronto and vice versa.

Te va dar un infarto cuando te enteres quiénes son la oligarquía entonces mano. Pero bueno si la guerrilla comienza a tirar bombas a Bogotá espero q se enliste con ellos

Pero compa q razonamiento tuyo tan marica es ese?

juajuajuajua claro las bombas a bogota

dejé de ver noticieros

Gay socialists

colombians are fucking terrible posters and diaspora niggers should the fuck up

shut*

Que noticiero mmhvo lo viví yo antes de irme

Pero parce por q usted no se enlista con los guerrilleros entonces si le gusta tanto, dele que maduro y timochenko lo esperan en el monte

>Friendly was 3 days ago
>thread is still up

que siiiijajajajaj
juajuajuajua si esos no están en el monte bobote

autism

>just buy a gun
lmao, gun control in that country is massive and only criminals and chavistas own these, essentially leaving the opossition only armed with rocks and sticks. Another perpetual proof gun control is just another tool for governments such as the Eurocuck union to control the populace and that they should be legalized.

>gun control in that country is massive and only criminals and chavistas own these
Yes yes I'd never break the law and own an illegal gun, like totally that's a crime and stuff, hypothetically speaking of course you can still arm your self and get ready for a possible happening, they sure were handy as fuck during the mass lootings during the first total blackout we had in March/April when Los negros marginales were looting everything in their path