Where's Messi?

Wow I didn't know a match against Lithuania could be labeled as competitive. What's next- Andorra? Lichtenstein? Latvia?

>0 official goals against Brazil
top lol

ahem

Yes, it is competitive, as opposed to friendly.

>Ronaldo has 5 (FIVE) goals against Andorra, one of the worst teams in UEFA
>he has 4 (FOUR) against Lithuania, one of the worst teams in UEFA
>he has 4 (FOUR) against Latvia, one of the worst teams in UEFA
>he has 4 (FOUR) against Armenia, one of the worst teams in UEFA
>he has 4 (FOUR) against Faroe Island, one of the worst teams in UEFA
>ABSOLUTELY MAGISTERIAL FROM THE MAESTRO RONALDO IMPERIOUS AS ALWAYS

Only his four against Sweden, Netherlands and Hungary are worth anything.

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I guess Messi would love to get some official matches vs andorra, san marino, lithuania, luxembourg, kosovo, etc.

>kosovo
Aren't actually bad. Before their loss today they were unbeaten for 15 games. They would easily beat San Marino and Andorra and Luxembourg and Liechtenstein.

Looks like a really important stat judging from the names on the list

Because playing Venezuela, Ecuador, Bolivia, Paraguay, Chile and Perú is so hard.
Yes, Chile is shit and ONE good generation doesnt change that.

>the liquidator of Lithuania

Despite being shit, they are still 100% better than those mini european states, if Messi played for Spain his numbers would inflate too.

Still a much more fierce competition

Notice how the list got absolutely no players from CONMEBOL while every other confederation got at least one player. It's because these confederations got a bunch of literally who shitters unlike CONMEBOL.

R-rude

Even Ecuador and Paraguay are a lot better than Estonia and San Marino.
There is a continental gap in their fifa rankings.

I mean... It makes sense that a gay man is the best at a seaman slurping sport.

>Yes, Chile is shit and ONE good generation doesnt change that.
But it's the generation that he has been playing against.
How does Chile being shit 40 years ago is going to help someone who plays today to score more?

This + conmebol teams play less official matches since there are only 10 of them.
Europeans have qualifiers for everything and the little friendlies they used to have are now an official tournament too.

something Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi have in common

>2 players in the top 10

yeah, I'm thinking we're GOAT

He played in my local team kek

Down the list along every CONMEBOL player

ah yes, Ali Daei, Maradona most fierce rival

>Hungary post 1980
>Worth anything

Where is maradona and pele?
Goats contender not in the list: 3
Goats contender in the list: 0

Ronaldo didnt play 30 times against Brazil lmao

how is this possible? they had like 4 copa america in a row

>no South Americans at all on the list
>mostly Euros statpadding on San Marino, Iran bullying Bhutan, and Africans shitting on Somalia
>implying this list matters at all
Carlos Ruiz also spent his time scoring hattricks on teams like Antigua and Barbuda and Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.

that's because south americans are finished by 25

Klose is the World Cup all time Top Scorer you faggot

I always thought Klose was the highest scorer desu, who the fuck is Ali Daei

He is an amazing player and I loved him but don't compare him to Messi or even Ronaldo for that matter.

there are a no gillions of qualifying games against absolute shitters to play in the copa

The Obliterator of Voodoo People

haiti is ranked 65th
lithuania is ranked 130th

BTFO

>muh coca cola ranking

leave this board, tourist.

>defending the coca cola ranking
you're cute

i'd take drogba over messi anytime desu

you're pathetic
yet another casual, dumb people rate drogba because robben missed a penalty

There's 3 decent South American teams and he plays for one of them you dildo.

brainlet, the worse south american teams are nowhere near the worst european teams and there are dozens of them to statpad against

>the horror of San Marino
>the guillotine of Andorra
>the bane of Estonia
>the malaria of Latvia

Messi (or any South American player) only plays qualifiers every four years. The first WC qualifiers aren't played until over 1.5 years after the World Cup, in this case March 2020.
European players play qualifiers every two years.

you're doing it wrong, retard

Seriously, why is Twain handling Penaldo’s decline so poorly?
He went from...ummmm, uhhh...let’s see...uhhhhh...oh wow, he’s never declined. He’s just consistently poor and overrated.

add to that the new meme nations league

k

How many goals did he score in World cups? 3? Lmao

stay in hockey threads, you don't have enough knowledge to be here

Who? Ronaldo? He scored 7. 4 in 2018 and 1 in every other WC he played.
Messi scored 6, 1 in 2018, 4 in 2014 and 1 in 2006.

How come Dean Ashton doesnt have the same record then?

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