OFFICIAL ENGLAND v KOSOVO MATCH THREAD 4

pretty impressed with this kosovo team, hope they make it to the euros with >us 2bh

they really shot themselves in the foot with that one.

>8 pts scored is a lot in divegrass

>Jordan Pickford in Nets
>Pacey Ngubu's up top
>Non-existant defence
>Henderson midfield

EVERYBODY DO THE WIGAN WIGGLE

C'MON KOSOVO SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS.

KOSOVOOOOOOOOO

how do I get a slag like this boys?

Post "Thank you Arkan" to ensure an English victory against the Kosovan gypsies

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>mongo need big numbahs or mongo no like

He's just testing out Keane

ummm honey serbia are playing luxembourg so not quite sweetie x

Do latin white women make good gfs lads?

YOU CAN MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN

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It's 35-21

Why are the games that you don't expect anything from oftentimes turning out to be the most spectacular ones?

wish i could see her fanny

England is Scotland

imo, Serbia is Kosovo

>latin white women

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Blue WKD with L&B silver fags in each hand.

Dusty meme but comfy

Should be testing him out as a bench-warmer

Go back to your shithole Dalibor and sto pspamming

barkley needs to fuck off

Won a tenner in the euromillions lads

>Barkley

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holy shit, barkley is so bad

>t.onibler

Please sub off Barkley

Rice has been class

Man of the match for me.

buy us a kit kat m8

I swear you’re trying to speak English here...

me on bottom right

alri einstein

The Limey fears the Kosovar Bull.

Barkley is a useless african

think it's rigged tbqh, how many fucking times are there sequences of numbers

>latin white women

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Why are so many of them called Berisha

Finally

Based

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Both her parents are spanish, but she was born here. What am I in for?

>Mount replaces Barkley
kek just like for his club
Barkley is cooked

need more blacks on the team

>non-American saying "limey"
gonna be a cringe from me

rice has been terrible, plus he gave away the ball for one of the kosovar goals

My room permanently smells. Any room I live in. I've never been told I have bad body odour. But it is weird how my bedroom always smells. Any bedroom I occupy. A musky smell. I always wear deodorant, but still it smells bad. Only with a window open does it smell okay.

>kick ball away
>protest yellow card
are all footy players sub 50 IQ?

Nobody. Go back.

albos probably doping. if anyone can cheat a test it's them

So she's brown.

I'm switching off. This is dreadful

alexander-arnold is a van dijk babby

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>tfw scot who usually larps as england when they play but can't even after 3 goals to kosovo

Poor Maddison

hmm yes what we need is another ngubu on the field

wtf why isn't the new english messi phil "the GOAT of all time" foden playing, I thought he was supposed to be better than everybody

Yes.

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you need to wash your bedding

England has the laziest players on earth. They dont play as a fucking unit. Fuck those wankers. No defence. Bring on Eric Dier.

cope Serb rat

Rice has been class today. Reminds me of a young Pirlo.

it's like your Smith, Berisha is the oldest Albanian tribe

>playing trashford
We need to scaw sam fackin goals Gareth play someone good

Shower twice a day you smelly cunt

Is this really necessary
Play someone new you retard

How often do you do yours? I usually do mine once a month max.

van dijk is a matip babby

Nah, pale as fuck, but I get your point. Most people in this continent are mutts, myself included, so I guess spaniards are white in comparison.

Can't be a worse choice than Dross Barkley

clean out your wank bin

Ya mums a unit

Can't take the eyes of this one

You’re both brown, I’m not seeing the problem?

matip is a alisson babby

>need some defensive reinforcement to manage the game better
>lets throw on overhyped black beanpole!

Fuck off Southgate

That's quite nice really.

sterlel

>sterlel

>this unbelievably assblasted

looks like a sunday league game

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>rashford
AH FUCK WEVE LOST

Once a week, fucking hell that is grim doing it once a month

same, but cause neighbours weed stink keeps seeping into my room. must smoke it all the time or growing some

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wew

Mount ded

>"Harald Quane"

>Sterling

they stole their Smith from our Schmidt (= smith, as in the profession) btw

they also stole Miller from our Müller

Might use my winnings to bribe the lotto man to rig the draw so I get the jackpot

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is it happening?

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probably your farts desu

dont eat shite

Why do brit thots use that basic bitch hairstyle? Looks so trashy

>a h*ngarian gives me a you

>Bring on Eric Dier.

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Rice is actually GOAT
Rice is actually GOAT
Rice is actually GOAT

BASED

Kek based sterlel

Lol sterling is a fucking retard.

Trashford and sterlel lol

Greedy N

Indeed, it is

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because he doesn't play football

just two more goals from Kosovo and I'll call you fucking cunt.

We stole your Rhineland and all mate

fucks sake lads

I remember when you used to be able to say that Sterling was a bad finisher until it became racist

>m*gyar scum
sorry lad

alisson is a robbo babby

well played kosovo

t.Miguel Jones

youtu.be/B95NImGCPFQ

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>still no Maddison
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking Sterlel. I love seeing him miss. Stupid cunt. Ruin your reputation further, goof.

Yeah it does seem pretty bad. I do wear pyjamas quite often to sleep though so they absorb some of the sweat.

Lucky.

why don't yanks understand slagposting?

just a born entertainer

robbo is a mane babby

bet you've got him in ur fantasy tho

SO CLOSE

Rice has been playing like of Zidane during 98 world cup.

We invented surnames before you did so if anything you stole them from us

>Fake hair
>Fake nails
>Eyebrows drawn with a paintbrush
>Black people smell

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>le never makes any in game changes but he wears a smart waistcoat so let's ignore his flaws man

based murderball

I miss Barry

kosovans reverting back to all they know

lmao that tackle on mount

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why do smell like fish

hope he gets subbed on at 90 mins so the paddys cant have him but then he gets forgotton about

Rice has been playing like Zico in 1970

probably because you were calling him a nigger whenever he missed

then why am I still living here?

Probably smells like armpit as well.

>I do wear pyjamas quite often to sleep though
How old are you ? Boxers in the winter or naked in the summer is the way to go.

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Hendo for captain after this shitshow?

I miss Gareth Barry too

didn't no slacking die as well?

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>Black people smell
don't get this meme, sure the poor niggers do but normal blacks smell like white people

Why indeed

>sterlel

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>Rice today
haven't seen such a dominating performance seen John Charles for Juventus in 1956

forgot file

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Fucking hell lads. If Kosovo had a better defense, they'd be winning 0-3. 0-3! At Wembley!

Irish londoners are the most powerful race in the world

Absolute madlad

might get my hair cut like chilwell

all valid points

No mate you fucking stink

rice has been playing like me in my back garden in 2012

>Tf
>Tp

>Declan Rice

Haven't seen such a commanding performance since Agincourt

I smell like sure roll-on i'll have you know

Good point, I'll gve you that

Henderson, Rice and Barkley is the worst England midfield I've ever seen lads.

Lmao

why are the english so obsessed with saving an old german lady

>normal blacks smell like white people
absolutely not

>stalling in the corner when you're losing 5-3

state of that corner

Tremendous corner

>get a corner
>pass your way back to the middle of the field
For what purpose?

SCORE SUM MOAR. FACKIN. GOALS!!!

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Rice has been the complete player time. Making tackles like Bobby Moore and pulling the strings in the midfield like a experienced Zidane.

Joy to watch.

alright deano

Post Dresden guilt

>rice
haven't seen this many eastern europeans massacred since world war 2

Black people don’t wash their hair often and it smells

They're comfy man. Get some nice pyjamas with a silky feel. Feels better against the skin than your average bedsheets .

Reckon other countries sing much worse nonsense but nobody understands their irrelevant dead language

D U B S

Shades of JLingz from the infamous Birmingham City loan move from Rice tonight

sensible chuckle

I've got a receding hairline though, don't think i can pull it off

The guy from predator 2 scored for portugal

nordie cunts out

if you're not asking your barber for a scott parker then you're doing it wrong

Danny Glover?

Good point desu

This Engand team is now too white. Guardian piece on it tomorrow

I sweat too much, I have a fan going all night and still wake up dripping

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>rice's performance tonight
Haven't seen such a positive breakthrough in humanity since the beginning of the cultivation of actual rice in central China 10,000 years ago

eh wat

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Don't know how anyone can watch this shitshow and say we're gonna be title contenders in 2020

That's the one

>Ireland 3 - 1 Bulgaria
how fucking bad are bulgaria

Not enough obviously homosexual players in this England side.

Declan ‘The artist’ Rice.

BLOW IT UP REF YOU FACKIN MUG

At least call it in first lad

>14 goals for kosovo

>England 6-14 Kosovo
U S A
U S A
U S A

ITS OVER

west ham cunt detected

A win's a win right

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POST MATCH THREAD

not a fan of rice 2bh, prefer chips or pasta

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Don't start blowing shit up again Patrick ffs

Honestly and paradoxically I think pyjamas make hot nights better, not worse. So long as they are good pyjamas. They absorb the sweat and cool you down.

For me, it's China Nuke

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Night gentlemen

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Getting called a bigger by her family in joking way, since latinamericans insult each other a lot

too bad ur dads not playing

it wasn't meant to be lad... am truly sorry

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Not enough disabled players in this England side

i could have been the first gay player in the prem but i fucked off footy and went cottaging instead

>Kosovar defending

>losing 5-14 to fucking Kosovo

>conceding four penalties in a minute

sweet dreams lad

James is welsh

wahey!

Heaton
Arnold Stones Maguire Chillwell
Dier Rice Henderson Winks
Vardy. Kane
442 diamond

Here, I fixed england

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Now that the dust has settled, was Victorian England best England?

When I was young, I absolutely loved listening to Sherlock Holmes audiobooks (one of the ways I learned English).
Even with all the murders going on there, it seemed like such a comfy world.

I was a bit disappointed when I went to London and saw it isn't anything like I imagined it to be these days.

night sweats?
see a doctor
or don't
your life

Of course user

Absolutely shocking second half there lads

Who was man of the match. Declan Rice I assume.

decent run out for the lads

now back to proper football

Kinda pissed with Kosovo being such a new country they opted for a classical peice. Could have quite easily gone for some dubstep or speed garage.

lingoat innit

>England conceded more goals to Kosovo than Montenegro, Czechia and Bulgaria combined

ENGLAND CELEBRATION THREAD.

My dad would have your dad in a phonebox lad

Could have been a gay icon

lol this is like americans when they visit rome or athens

Rashford
Barkley
Kane
more than enough

that match was top meme

Can't stop breaking records

time wasting

>no monguire

>England scored more goals against Kosovo than Montenegro, Czechia and Bulgaria combined

Scottish lad in work is going to be smug tomorrow. Might need to slap him

2nd half score:

England 0 - 2 Kosovo

>time wasting
>against the footballing giant that is kosovo
Pathetic.

I think Mount was made disabled by that karate kick

what the fuck does a jock have to be smug about?

Remind him how he voted no

They just got humped 4-0

>englel cope

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Maguire is a certified downy

actually typed his name out and deleted it, not sure why

great game, well played serbros

its coming home lads

maybe you could get in lad

Well first half was a complete disaster. Challandes read the game totally wrong trying to hit England in the counter when we can't do that(especially with a guy like Muriqi) and we played like pussies.
Made worse by the fact that our players insist on playing fair and refused to commit a tactical foul on Sterlel which was desperately needed several times.

Second half we played like we usually do in our other matches but by then it was way too late and the players were dead.

Well in the end only one actual Anglo scored on us and the rest of the goals were scored by nigger merchants with one of them being an OG by that retard Vojvoda so in actuality the real score is
England 2-3 Kosovo...heh.

But anyways...
I don't see us getting out of this group now that Czech Republic won vs Montenegro.
I don't think we can catch up to them on points even if beat them H2H and this team is heavily plagued by injuries so I don't know how much longer it will hold out.

>eating 3 goals against the mighty Kosovo

Lmao just imagine what would Ronaldo or Griezmann would do this this team's defense

>englel

>that flag
>we

>Swelel

That flag represents an ethnic group, not a piece of paper.

imagine coping this hard