Heem mma

I'm right here

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based

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Brendan Schaub x 5

Wake up Stipp

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4 johnnybones and 1 mini khabib

For me it's tonyposting

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Lee wins the rematch

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>1. Steroids
Yawn
>2. Inactivity/inconsistent
Literally the most active champion, he’s fought more than Khabib this year
>3.talent he has beaten
Slayed every type of fighter and effectively cleaned his division twice, including DC, twice
>4.win streak
Jon is undefeated and has nearly twice the UFC fights as Khabib

Would a LHW Khabib beat Jon, or even DC for that matter? Emphatic NO

based

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based

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Does heem sling dick like Joe Rogan?

This, Schaub x 5 and they each have to do a different funny pose

Kevin "the Motown prelim" Lee doesn't even get a rematch

Anthony Armand Padilla

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You mean crushin it in life bee? Fur sure

Because he would win

based
say what you want, but Lee is undoubtedly heading for success in his life, you best believe in him

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I sling it over my shoulder.

How will the kaffirs recover?

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Lee literally lost a rematch to Iaquinta. He will never win a rematch

No. I'm happily married and would never consider having sex with a woman other than my wife without her knowledge and consent.

easy money for conor and an easy path for the khabib rematch

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Conor doesn't need to flush some can to "earn" a rematch. He deserves one now... and he WILL win.

>motown prelim
good work user

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this
also check em

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How does it make you feel to know that this man is sure he is bigger than you and more intelligent than you?
twitter.com/Punisher_Bass

NYPA, faggot

Somebody redpill me on this "rogan cheating" thing

artillery mostly

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Just took a particularly VOCAL Schaub

He's got a massive hawlg the ladies can't resist

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Brendan Schaub to fan worried about balding: "don't worry about balding bro, my friend Joe Rogan is bald and he's slinging dick daily." Or something like that..

YADONG'D

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This picture summarizes what Brendan was referring to with Rogan.

I don't need a personal army I'm not a weeb if I was an American I'd just leave flaming hot dot shit on his dead dad's stoop in Belleville.

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thawlts?

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Schaub is so fucking retarded he said Joe is married and "slinging dick" and defends by saying it means he's successful.

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Joe Rogan vaginal penetrated Mini Khabib outside of Governors

Dustin is absolutely pathetic.

I'm sorry how much money do you have fatass? Do you even have money? Fatass.

what's your take on daniel the twitch streamer shea of henderson las vegas a man with no teeth but a lot of guns and a six pack.

Thank you, I invented it after his Dos Anjos loss

1:54
youtube.com/watch?v=E2clgVGQiac

Rin Nakai vs. Angela Magana for the inaugural CamSoda Flyweight Championship

why does he think his hair looks good? for a homosexual fashionista he looks like shit with that stupid eagle haircut, ugly nose and lips and weirdly shaped eyebrows. he is a mess

Schaub is such an idiot. How did he think this would go down well?

I hope this retard has a pulmonary embolism before he has a chance to soil the gene pool with his rancid spawn
be well,
user

Brendan Schaub told millions of fans watching his live podcast that Joe Rogan "slings dick" which is a euphemism for having sex with multiple women. Joe Rogan heard about it and made Schaub do a public retraction and apology. Meanwhile, Rogan's wife has left him and is staying with a close personal friend named Jamal.

Most useless feature ever.

Forgot to pay my credit even though I had the money and got hit with a late fee. Ready to heem myself lads I just threw money down the drain FUCK

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he was a man with a vision and he made it happen, the vision was horrible and the execution was questionable at best but hey, he went for it. You miss one hundred percent of the streams you don't twitch, or whatever

Is Jamal the daddy of Rogan's black daughter?

Only read the first line but the only way womens self defense could work is against an untrained attacker. It's not meant to he used defend against world champion fighters

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Jamal is Asian. Why would you think he was black? Racist much?

winner gets conor right?

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If this is real I hope peahead leaps off a tall building after he loses

Full reptile has the weirdest comments of all. Even muzzies there are more aggressive than usual

Lee would beat Khabib.

with nothing going on schaub managed to bank $250,000 this week by uttering a single sentence. wrap your pea brains around that fatasses.

((They)) took what amounted to two packs of beer because I was a day late those greedy fucks

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Conor would fight cowboy, but I don't see him fighting Gaethje over Poirier.

Khabib will lose, next time.

Sounds like cope to me

You think money is worth ruining a friendship and a marriage? What Schaub did is horrendous.

>$250,000 in a week for being a CTEd retard
>More than most professions make annually
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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Thing is,
>Conor wins the rematch
>Dustbin wins the rematch
>Al wins the rematch

If Conor and Dustin both win the rematch, who wins their rematch? Is it a draw?

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This.

you have to win at least 1 rematch to be in the GOAT discussion

Double KO... both are awarded the win and the story.

Schaub is repped by WME's competitor

halloween is coming early to florida you're not getting a penny dana >wmma main event lmfao i'd rather fucking diddle my wife's daughter's clit in the crawl space

BATHE INFREQUENTLY IS STILL FUMING

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Easy work for khabib. He wins the forematch and rematch vs tony.

schaub is sam roberts rogan is opie
it's over

slangin
dick

This, but unironically

no doubt the because they are different from what are you gonna get legitimate the best or something

khabib is a lhw

english my mans

Hey guys GSP here ask me anyting

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for sure i agree

i dont know who you are but khabib is the true king
ALLAH AKBAR

what's the easiest way to eek out a 5 round split decision win?

Is it true you are fighting at LW because you have aids?

>that banner on the corner
Fucking kek

Schaub?

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make sure you're fighting masvidal

What do you think of the recent controversy surrounding Joe Rogan's infidelity and pending divorce?

We talmbout slanging dick with cheeto fingers, b

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Poostin Poopooier

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The ridgest man in the warld is a hater? How could that be?

i'll slang cock to your whole block bitch nigger bitch

ok great
JUST HOW GOOD IS BLUMDEN SHLOB!?

He isn't making that, don't be a fool, it's just a gimmick. Schaub is gonna be a bum in 10 years

Tony? Conor? heh... there's only one guy that can beat Khabib
me...

>try watching a Brenda Schlob podcast about UFC242
>he talks about shitting his pants

That'll be a yikes from me.

Fuck I miss prime Gooby

This is the last straw, I'm DONE with Schaub.

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>hey guys this is what I ate in Buffalo shout out to buffalo, crazy city b
>i had the Pasta Carbonara and it was soooo goooood b
>great food and great city b
>poirier got skadooshed but let me tell you more about what I ate

yo brennit shab

>giving a heck about jorgan in any way

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>And then I shided myself b
>I'm on keto
>Kawbib is a munster
>Man I had to find a clean underwear after I shided myself it was tawlf b
>I would recommend my diet it's healthy
>I usually end up shidding myself b that's why I liked 242

wtf Joe has a sextape on pornhub

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>fuck, these fools speak russian again, can't even feel like I'm in america any more
>khabib gives me a stink eye for saying tony should be next. what do you want me to say, that gaethje looks real dangerous?
>and his father in abu-dhabi was all riled up, tried to control everything, even my stand up instructions. and when khabib thanked me this prick looked like he wanted to strangle me
>getting tired of this shit, luke quit because he couldn't stand dagistani smell and now i get no side pussy from moms of models he banged. can't go on tinder in my years and all these repressed homos don't want any women around the gym
>you know what, fuck it all, why the fuck i'm even helping these guys,I should help my countryman! Luke gone, Cain gone, DC gone, let it all fucking burn to the ground
Hey Khabib, Tony gets tagged a lot, I think our gameplan should be offensive...

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conor will never fight for other than a title shot

Based and futurepilled

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Kek based

basado

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Who wouldn't sling dick in that tight japanese pussy

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If you were married with children that would be a good enough reason. Not reason enough for Joe Rogan, apparently. I'm glad his wife is leaving him.

He raised that mudsharks niglet as his own
only fair he cucks her back

He can do it because he thinks snapjitsu is overrated. Tony himself said it

Rogan chose to raise those kids. His wife didn't choose to be cheated on. Totally different.

Big Boi flushes Ngannou

>*ankle picks Kebab into submission.*

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Hi RapistYouCantBan

u scared, Khabib?

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have sex

Khabib went 12 fights in the UFC without any cuts. Will Tony be the first to cut him?

>blocks your path

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obviously

That picture has to be fake. Conor lost his bout with Khabib

You guys think Danis subs Conor in training camp?

???? conor doesn't tap m8

>the olympic gold medalist and two division world champion is not a world class martial artist
Somehow these retards keep finding ways to surprise me.

What did Eddie Bravo mean here?
youtu.be/Vmq87QcvSno?t=2h50m58s

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>95370832
kek what? joe has a niglet kid?

>Conor lost his bout with Khabib
it's from the rematch

because he's retarded

>stand in the pocket with him khabib

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I think it's a real picture

Fuck all the leg humping, crotch sniffing, and point fighting bullshit. If Khabib doesn't stand and bang with Tony, he doesn't deserve to be champion. Real talk. #CHAMPSHITONLY

Conor McGregor
Tony Ferguson
Khabib Nurmagomedov
UFC
Nate Diaz
Joe Rogan

This is from the rematch.

The rematch isn't happening.
Yea? I think you're stupid.

he married some hooknose coalburner with jamals kid, turbocuck

>Joe responds with a gay sounding "hayyyy"
Eddie is redpilled on the gay mafia

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Is rogan gonna pay alimony?

>he missed the rematch
megacaz

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>LOOK INTO IT

Have any proof the picture is fake? It looks real to me I don't see how you could fake that

You guys don’t actually think Ferguson can win against Khabib right?

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this was from the rehearsal match, they run through all the possible endings just to stay sharp

so THIS is what Brendan P meant by slinging dick

it's absolutely a real picture. i think you'd have a hard time finding someone who would deny that the picture in question is indeed a picture.

mexicans pretend they do

I don't know if he can win or not but I know one thing, Khabibis mush will be a roadmap by the end of the night

just downloaded
.jpg. opens and everything. case closed desu

fucking kek, is that why he always talks about black men and their bodies ?

If you aren't listening to Post Malone right now you most definitely suck dick.

New album is garbage,

hahahaha holy shit joe rogan has been fucking miniature khabib

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>tf
>tp

I only listen to Pre Malone

Kevin Pee is permaflushed and will never beat a ranked opponent again. Prove me wrong

you're almost 30 steve you don't have to listen to new zoomer music anymore

Why can't I do both?

honestly though full out just bleed retard bashing would probably be a better style against khabib than trying to outwrestle him

It’s definitely fake if that’s from the rematch mate, Connor looks pre-op there.

Personally, I would like to see Goob heem dustin within one round and begin tittyfucking Dustin's wife on the mat in front of him as he slowly regains consciousness haha I wonder how he'd react

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Good riddance.

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For me, it's the Postman, in the post, Karl Malone.

Would be kino tbqh

sometimes after i post malone i take a piss so it doesn't keep dripping out

agreed, I think that literally the only reason he's come this far is because fighters get so focused on his takedowns they forget to strike

this but he says 'It's only business, peahead' when he notices dustin has regained consciousness

Post Malone is going to be #1 on the billboard 200. But so was Billie Eilish so take that with a grain of mini khabib.

ozzy is on the album how is that zoomer music

>he doesn't listen to auto-tuned braps from cutie girls farting into a megaspeaker
what a pleb

>modern day "rap"

how the fuck is he still alive

Does post malone enjoy mma? Does he watch conor cards? He seems way too mild mannered to enjoy heems the way us mentally ill just bleeds do.

It's so hard for me to picture Tony losing. He looks invincible in almost all of his fights, between his infinite cardio, literal blades for elbows, unheemable chin, super memey grappling, and being literally insane, i just don't see him go down to anyone. Khabib completely shuts down his opponents but Tony takes all they can dish out and then devours them.

youtube.com/watch?v=0eASog7Tjfo

This is the guy who is supposed to beat The Eagle?

I can see Dustin locked and caged in Khabib’s Octagon shed in 100+F weather gasping and sweating profusely as Goobster is holding the cock cage keys in his mouth at the background waiting for his turn begging for rapes which interrupt his forced heat exhaustion. Imagine that lol, hella weird haha.

>following the buttboard 200 in 2019
spotted the fantano cultist

>full out just bleed retard bashing
Did someone summon Gaethje?

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i have no idea what that means

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Hi guys, I'm 22 yo 5'8" 195lbs and I wanna get into MMA, where to start? I never really played sports but I did get real good at some games on wii when it first came out, haven't played in a while though; never been in a fight either but i used to push my sister around real bad, like tower over her and scare her and shit, I could see the fear in her eyes and it was real. Any advice appreciated

>Cowlad, your suffering must last longer

>5'8"
>195lbs

Put the Cheetos down and join the flyweight division if you can, you fat fuck manlet.

Auto-tuned tuned braps from cutie girls farting into a megaspeaker is patrician's music. Mozart would unironically appreciate such art.

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Spammy do you listen to Playboi Carti?

>OH MY GOD THATS THE ROCK WITH THE SADDEST BROTHER FUCKER BELT

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SS + GoMad until MMA fairies appear at your doorstep granting you mental keys to 2 of your favorite martial arts which will then be followed by your initiation into One with a circumcision ritual sacrifice for the MMA High Lodge Rabbis and it’s smooth sailing
from there

Defend Or Vacate

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He's THIRTY dude, practically ancient. he needs time to rest his old bones.

what's your favourite division heem?
for me it's the 170lb veteran strikers with lots of losses belt

WAIT WAIT, JUST HEARD THAT MASVIDAL GOT BEEF WITH COLBY AND CALLING HIM A BITCH, THIS NIGGA CRAZY, CHAOS COVINGTON WOULD GIVE HIM A WORST BEATING THAN ROBBIE LAWLER. LITTLE MEXICAN CAN'T BANG WITH CHAOS.

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>HOLY FRIG THE ROCK JUST GAVE CASVIDAL THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY ITS JUST FUN LOL HAHA FUN HAHA FUN LOL

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this is why i dont have friends like masvidal
they toxic as fuck

literally none of this shit is real dude

>they toxic as fuck
you speak like a nigger

Based

Turn your caps lock off bitch this ain't Twitter

>Friends like Masvidal
Why the fuck you acting like you know the dude?

Masvidal is a literal dumb fuck mexican, colby is smarter, and a better fighter. That dumb mexican can keep catering to the reddit crowd, chaos covington is the true champ and the only one that matters.

big words for a man who cried like a little bitch on live television

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Beating rda doesn't make you the real champ you ColbyCuck kek

>got mauled by Khabib
>starts shit with Super Khabib
Dustin is my boy but this is sad.

This shit already got posted who cares about their man drama

Posting under the american flag won't make you american alehandro.

>It's another episode of an Aussie flag complaining because they don't have any good fighters

>Knows I'm right
>Changes the subject
Why did Colby duck Usman?

>toxic

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LE ARMS BEHIND BACK MAN XDDD

I don't mind masvidal but holy shit is just catnip for redditnerds

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Based

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>just give every person including noncitizens on american soil 1000 (((dollars))) and (((free healthcare)
thats not a novel solution that's an ironic youtube comment

God damn. I guess losers attract losers so it makes sense Asscream would like Yang.

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so, /heem/, why did edgestonia vs lithcuck never materialize? couldn't agree to terms, injury, who ducked who?

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>yfw they had to invent a latino belt cause the only male champion is Cejudo and nobody cares about manlets

the absolute state of marketing departments

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This entire BMF belt is pure reddit cringe. These fucking nerds are lapping it up and it sickens me.

You only get the dividend if you’re a citizen

HEEMINDER

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he said illegals get it too

Masvidal unironically has a loss to a Bantamweight amongst his 14 losses and your income is ZERO

wish i had that hairline, i got that thomas jane

Respect to Wonderboy for fighting Luque, finally he gets his shot.

No he didnt.

You can't solve America. Over a hundred years ago like 10 people had 99% of the money and realized they needed to create more monopoly money out of thin air or everyone else would kill them. You could literally take everything from the rich it wouldn't even put a dent in the scam at this point lmao i'm 12 and literally just making things up I've never read a book btw unironically I also like that post malone ozzy song.

Luques getting thunderfucked. Weird matchup for a guy who lost to Tin Mike Perry

he said illegals get free healthcare which costs a lot more than 1000 a month anyway lmmmfao i hate jews

y'know that actually ads up lot with the popularity of these 2 journeymen

Mike Perry in no way won that fight but okay.

streamable.com/4nykk

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Why must brown people insist on coming to my country? I simply don't understand.

He won the story, the fight, the story behind the fight, and will win the bar

The queen of /heem/ is back training. Enjoy your paper champ while you can zhangfags
instagram.com/p/B2CC4asnHXF/

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Needs to lay off the botox he looks like a wax figure

Hindsight being 20/20, this was the real turning point in the quality of heem threads

I bet you think Dustin lost as well.

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Seething. At least Masvidal doesn't support the commie who litterally cried about Americans owning guns for brownie points.

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yeah but you can't take flushing ben askren away from him, that was a good job on his part

I am sure Cain is overrated for being Mexican now that I think about it, is overlooked how huge the spic market is for mma especially considering how rapid the mexican population grows in the states

Keep living vicariously through her and Pat's pedo relationship, you basement dwelling mongoloid.

He’s just an ugly journeyman who’s going broke in 5 years and supports another ugly fuck going broke in 5 years

the latin market is huge and when theres nomore Pettis' or Cain or Aldo or Silva or Cruz or JDS or anything even kinda latina it aint good so lets just invent a latin belt and give it to a latin fighter

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Who even rates Cain anymore?

Masvidal is a Cuban low life from Florida. I don't understand what people expects from him.

WAKE UP JON ITS ONE LAST RUN AT THE STRAP FILHO

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>Only good Australian fighter is le tummy hurts man
Seething

Oh shit who's Jon fighting then? Is he actually moving up?

agreed, it's just 2 bum fake gangsters fighting

They expect him to be a minstrel show quoting scarface and saying le ebin lines

Jacare is based. Love watching him fight

are they going to keep feeding the polack middleweight prospects?

Based Jan perma flushing two middleweights back to back

It's annoying because Colby and Usman were supposed to fight but they both bitched out. Usman wouldn't even fight fucking Masvidal. Why the fuck are Usman and Colby pretending to hate eachother if they don't want to fight. Now we're left with this meme shit. The fight would have been alright being on the undercard of Colby Usman instead of this shit.

I doubt it was weight cut that made him so all this time. Lhw is a pretty comfy division rn. He will be okay there

I could see Luques pressure playing right into Wonderboys game but I could also see Luque clipping him.

steroids? me? you crazy jajaja

Who is Jon fighting if not Jan? Stipe? Ngannou? mobile.twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1171173380512309248?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

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forgot the god damned fucking picture

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Stipe for sure thats why he came in at 230 no cut for DC

thank god jones is not fighting jan

I love Jacare but I hate this fight. He was smaller than Weidman as well who I think is going to look undersized at 205. I was intrested in Jan vs Jones as well. Dana White is such a troll.

best GADOOSH of 2019

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O PAOLO EU SOLO

Nice quads. You think Stipe is trying to move down or Jon is trying to move up? I couldn't see Stipe cutting to 205.

Apparently he was going to fight Gaethje before he got injured.

this is your average Nate Diaz fan

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Stipe will move down. 25lbs cut from 230 natural has to be doable

Stipe said he would never do that though

Haha what if I kissed you in MMA would that be a good tactic to distract or something idk haha just a thought

I dont see why hed come in at 230 no cut at HW for the first time in his career if not but to fight JJ

Damn that would have been a fun fight. Conor probably wins since Gaethje never stops walking forward, but would still be fun to see what Gaethje could do to Conor. Would like to see Conor fight Porier again though. That would put him back into title contention.

>I couldn't see Stipe cutting to 205.

He walks around at 230. Cutting to 205 would be super easy, you could realistically do it in a week.

I recall Chael mention Stipe and Jones have wrestled in the same weight pre UFC

Probably for cardio. He didn't gas out late in the fat like fat ass DC did.

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>Wake up Jonathan

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>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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Masvidal turned against Colby because he did something to his long time coach. Masvidal is an honorable guy; Colby seems like a brat

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I know he could physically do it, but stipe doesn't seem like the type who would cut weight. Plus Jon has been talking about moving up for awhile and more people want to see a fighter move up than move down a weight class.

poocare will die inside the octagon

Masvidal has never been stopped in the UFC. His only legit decision loss is to Wonderboy. Decisions aren't a valid method of victory therefore Masvidal is undefeated

I lost respect for Colby when he turned down the Usman fight. Colby's been offered a title fight three times now and he always finds an excuse not to fight.

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Can't wait for Jon to announce the cheeky Smiff rematch

Me

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The kikes are trying to pay Colby 10K+10K for a title fight when he's the biggest star on the roster. Fuck the UFC.

Based Conor. Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.

poosvidal, pooie diaz, pooby, poosman and shitsren are all cans

Based

conor's in the right here

Meant for

>Masvidal is an honorable guy

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Hi Ben

yikes and cringe

look at that wall of text, thats like when youre a thirsty guy and a girl texts you saying hi

BASED GOOBY

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Jon really would’ve been wary of Jan’s counterpunching and high kick. Would shoot in on him and Jan looked strong against Luke..

This. Conor absolutely obliterating that crying can.

Dustin is wiping tears from his eyes at this very moment

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Not only should groin strikes be legal, wearing a cup should be illegal.

weili has nice arms, ngl

is this little beef going on right now or is this a recap?

Women saying no to sexual advances from men should also be illegal, imho.

He probably doesn't want to fight Usman and is just using the pay as an excuse. He'd be seen as a joke if he lost

streamable.com/ntbp4

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right now

obviously

this must hurt so much after being BANTflushed by Colby

poor Dustin just can't catch a break, he should just vacation a bit an clear his head

>flag
>post

Is Conor too scared to reply to Gaycheese?

Dustin showed subs are there. Tony likely has more front headlock finishes than anyone else. He also hasn’t gassed, has a trap guard, can fight off subs, offense from the bottom, Tony also used the front snap kick to the body to wear down cowboy which Conor used effectively vs Khabib, Tony’s jab and Superman punches will be there as well as his intercepting elbows and knees, leg kicks, pressure is there, as well as gas tank. I like Dustin but I called it 70-30 Khabib because Dustin is just a better Michael Johnson. As proof of not a Tony only fag, I think Dustin would likely beat Tony.

Conor is a fucking loser, but at least he's never cried in a post fight interview and lashed out at gym mates out of jealousy like that washed up can Poorier. I would love to see Conor smack him up, but Dustbin the Journeyman doesn't deserve a red panty night.

Terrible decision. Jacare is barely any bigger than Whittaker. And Jan has elite TDD. Should have fought Anthony Smif.

>gonein90seconds
lmao

Krylov momentarily took down Jan

>apologizes to his fans for losing
>cries
>cries in the postfight conference
>cries on twitter
>tweets about maybe retiring
>sends death threats to colby
>calls out conor on twitter
>conor goofs on him
DUSTIN LOST THE STORY AND HIS LEGACY

Dustin should've let the Conor meme die but his dumbass got HEEM'd online like the Pea Head he is.

>M-Me and Conor should run it back, haha....
>fock off cunt
>o-oh.. hehe ok sorry

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What's A Jolie? Is that to do with Dustins wife?

>Poorier
>legacy
kek

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I had some dried cum in my dickhole this morning. Went I got up to take a piss it tore open my urethra. Blood everywhere in the toilet. Be careful out there.

maybe but it's easier to go after a wounded deer

If Gaethje were smart, he could just keep a high guard like Nate did and leg kick Conor until he's gassed. Then go in for the kill. But Gaethje isn't smart so he'd probably get his chin cranked in one round.

You have the AIDS.

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AIDS is a hoax

Gooby is back

Is there a bigger loser on the UFC roster right now than Poorier? Seriously, he has been cucked beyond belief, I wouldn't be shocked if he commits suicide at this point.

if anything we learn from DC is that crying heems your legacy more than anything

GSP may have be merked by a overweight midget but atleast he didn't cry
fucking crocop was heemed by fucking shaub and even he seems less like a bitch for not crying

The Goob is back lads

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Coner is selling u all wolf tickets

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During the lead up Dustin was just calm and quiet and Mcgregor really unlikable and people still rooted for Mcgregor to win and hated Dustin. I don't get it. Before the Khabib fight people were saying Dustin would destroy Mcgregor but it's still a bad match up for Dustin, people forget how good Mcgregor is.

Is that what your boyfriend told you? You really should make him and his friends wear condoms, man...

Nobody has ever rooted for Dustin other than ironically against Khabib. He's a shit fighter and a total loser. I hope he reads this and cries.

WHOAH THE GUY WHO BEAT SIVER AND DIAZ IN A SPLIT DECISION IS BACK IN MMA?

casuals gonna casual

>you now remember Chris "The Chris" Weidman

Yeah I’m thinking he’s back

Majority decision, you ignorant casual retard scum. Go and read up on r/MMA's top 500 posts of all time before you EVER dare post on r/heem/ again.

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Boring gimmick.

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>frankie cars and costa philuWHO ranked in the top 10
Embarrassing desu.

>The biggest star on the roster
lol

nigga u gay

>rebbit

Sure I am, AIDS-denying flaming homosex.

who?

Makhachev > Khabib

Nate got his face ruined both fights and had to sit out three years after the rematch

>"DID YOU SEE WHAT THIS FIGHTER SAID TO THIS OTHER FIGHTER ON TWITTER, OMG!"
>"DUDE THEY AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HIM"
>"DUDE he said he's going to KICK HIS ASS! can't wait to get high and watch this!"

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In what way is he a bigger star than Conor? Cazzie

Jones vs Rumble

question remains

why couldn't Khabib HEEM that Huemonkey like Islam did?

Khabib won't fight anyone who isn't a featherweight or ranked outside the top 30

In hindsight I'm glad I never joined the team

Based and redpilled

Christ Gooby the fuckin kid has a family

>C-Conor is done!! N-Nobody is e-even talking about h-him!

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This board is full of faggots eating up Connie's shitty schtick.

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Yikes.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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That’s the average viewership for the main card, not the main event

the colby fight aired in the afternoon retard

Yeah seems like a lot of cazzies have been posting man drama instead of heems lately. Think we've had a wave of newfags who only watch for the drama and don't care about heems.

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>Out-drawed by Edwards
kek

youtu.be/2VUxx2mklTo

its up lads. the bro bogan experience podcast

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cope

so conor is ducking poirier now?

It's unavailable...

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he already fed him to the canvas

I'm thinking based

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You know what day it is Khabib

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based chink gambling his campaign donations away

basd

Which only makes sense to book them both. Ez win for Connor. Redemption arc soon.

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My brother in law is a turbo cazzie. First he would tell me about how great Conor is, then how much he loves Nate Diaz cause ‘he’s just gangster man, he doesn’t give a fuck’, now he’s telling me about how great Canbeeb is. I’m waiting to hear about he BMF belt.

>Betting on Askren
kek

i went to a casino in Vietnam and it was filled with chinks. they are obsessed with gambling

Based

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wonderboy will point fight to a safe victory like the masvidal fight

Conor ducks everyone. He’s been poking at Nate but if Nate says ok to the trilogy he’ll probably puss out of that too

My Dad is like that, I fucking hate that he got into the sport because he's just so fucking annoying and he has no one else to talk about it with but me.

>first ESPN event
>1.465 million
>ends in a possibly career-ending knee injury for Sea Level as his brown-skinned brethren watch in dismay
Absolute state

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AAAAAAHHHHHH TIBAU PLEASE NO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAT GRAPPLER

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i like nate but only because he has autism and a speech impediment

>colby calling masvidal a jobber a bum
lmao

Do you think Canby browses heem and cries

Goldie has always resembled a character from a Tim and Eric sketch.

Yeah, but it's not like Tony would be able to submit that guy who took Khabib down 2:30 minutes into the first round or anything. I mean Khabib wrestled bears dude come on he's the goat.

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tibau had the unfair advantage of being the same size

Teach him to not be a caz then. We were all cazzies at one point.

BASED!

Unironically yes

Khabib won’t fight a single wrestler.

honestly he sounds pretty based

Are there any other presidential candidates who watch mma other than this guy and Trump? I'm not saying they'd get my vote or not...

yeah joe biden is a big war machine fan

I can never take Tenshin serious after what based Money May did to him

I kek'd

Trudeau congratulated GSP after he won at UFC 217.
Kyrgyzstan's President congratulated Valentina when she returned to Bishkek in front of a indoor public ceremony.
And there are copious images of hues with Bolsonaro.

thats all the politics relations though tbqh

I doubt it most democrats are too soi to appreciate mma. Yang probably follows more intently than Trump now since Trump is always busy, but Trump has probably watched more mma overall than Yang.

I can already guess something he's going to say
>Trump
>Trump White House visit
>Making WW Great Again
>The Troops

Bookies LOVE him

oh yeah forgot about this little thing

youtube.com/watch?v=rYQLKwiM4uw

Asskren is gonna get raped.

>i went to a casino in Vietnam and it was filled with chinks
Wow no way.

>CYKA BLYAT!

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I think Tony will likely quick shoot on Khabib just to fuck with him.

>nate is infact not reddit but actually /heem/
oh no no...
how did we become the worst mma fans bros?

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>quick shoot
>not umani roll

Cain is a big draw. Glad he unflushed himself this week

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I like Diaz too, but it’s annoying to see people ignorantly claim that he’s actually good, good. His boxing is fine, his cardio is good, but that’s it. If you wrestle, at all, you win easily.

It's nothing to do with being a casual some people are just disrespectful and they'll always be like that.

that blood splatter doesn't even look realistic lmao, more blood just instantly appears each strike

>FASTEST GROWING SPORT FER SURE, B

that's because he's living in your mind, rent free.

how?

>ackshually fellow redditors!!! *180 upvotes*
Tribalism is a good thing

Oh look a casual complaining about casuals.

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>bruh did you read the latest jack slack on home, he’s a prodigy!

> till flushed by woodley
> askren flushed by lawler
masvican can only beat flushed fighters
he'd get pieced up by max griffin, too

>Reyes vs Weidman (Boston) is going to be a Friday card

ergh

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both diaz and masvidal are ducking rda

nah his gimmick is lame. he's really unoriginal and reuses the same lines over and over. He's not original or quick witted like pre-gajillionaire cokehead whiskey Conor or based Chael

whole thread is shitting on nate

old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/d25ceo/losing_soundly_to_rda_nate_diaz_decides_to_slap/

his bjj is good as well, that’s what he started with. he beat ryan hall once in straight bjj, albeit when hall was younger and not as experienced

Conor loses on his absolute shit trigger discipline. it's literally how you can tell someone who knows guns to a complete poser whod shit themselves if they ever had to actually fire.

I actually want to see the autistic wizard Hall vs Khabib. He’d sub him instantly and reddit would cry.

He has three fights left on his contract. Which means he'll knock out Tuivasa, then KO Reem, and finally beat Stipe to become the 3 time HW champ

How did Askren get flushed in a victory? Woodley didn't even knockout Till.

>uber-tough

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Hall is too small. Weight classes exist for a reason

youtu.be/2U8XZYXMlQo

his gimmick IS the gimmick. it's post-sub irony, wouldn't expect you to understand.

Ahhh the great Pelligrino. He even did double middle fingers! XD

Have sex

nothing 2 steaks a day can't fix

Watch his fight vs Saul.

His BJJ is pretty good for sure. He has some good sweeps too.

Realistically, how long could you fight off an insanely horny gay khabib full of viagra before he wrestles you and fucks your bucci.

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Ryan hall is the man to beat khabib. Weight classes be damned

Rda is ducking Masvidal. Nate already got his vs rda.

His new wife is hot.

>tfw I like Putin even though I know he kills people

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> Rda is ducking Masvidal
bantamweight rda beat masvidal

>meta-gimmick
C R I N G E

>Taking a fake belt this seriously
Plebbit never disappoints. Only person taking it more serious is that one Aussie who won't stop posting about it.

She should have asked Jorge to knee her mouth into place.

>poofc finally back in Boston but it's an abortion of a card
I really wanted to go again but I can't justify going there instead of staying home and watching it for free

Diaz bless

yeah, I'm thinkin' he's back

He’s grown a lot since then and rounded out the weaker parts of his game. Khabib would really need to worry about his top game. Poirier almost 86d him. Do you think Hall wouldn’t have with that setup?

You can tell he's pained by being forced to take part in corny bullshit YouTube videos.

Then why doesn't RDA fight him? Could it be because RDA is flushed and has been losing non-stop lately?

Why does his hair look like a wig

>confuses reductive new wave irony with meta
like i said, wouldn't expect you to understand.

He has since divorced her and remarried his old wife, not joking

>Then why doesn't RDA fight him?
because neither masvidal or the UFC have shown interest in it

Look at Jorge's face he can't hide the cringe he's feeling

Zabit as co-main would be fun but they keep throwing him cans.
Why can't he get a top 5 opponent for once?

>"final" fight
>joins Bellator just to get heemed by Bader's One Punch of Death

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So no one's ducking anyone then

masvidal should be showing interest in it. RDA is a gatekeeper to being a title contender. Ducking both RDA and Edwards.

That video was called "Ali wants to steal Jorge from Malki Kawa."

I mean, I'm sure Mini-Khabib is a nice kid, but as a gimmick it's a brainchild of Ali.

>Chink who's always wrong bets on /myboy/
NOOOOOOOOO

p-please I'm just trying to believe again ;_;

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She's got big goofy dicksucking lips.

>another askrenfag
based aussie lad
don't let /heem/ virgins call us reddit
we are united

youtube.com/watch?v=vFvb2HeB5g0

What is Jorge thinking at this moment? He looks like he’s screaming internally

Mini Khabib is going to be a sexy fuck when she 18

It is a weird fight, hometown guy getting flushed too.

Masvidal was just offered Usman though

>BOOM roasted xD
You’re all reddit and I’m glad your boy got flushed

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it's a meme from popular NBC Sitcom "The Office"
but an uncultured ape like you wouldn't know that

Based fuck Asscream and his cringe "trash talk"

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Hope Ali is using a password manager

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Based

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You know he wins the rematch, and you know Masvidal's scared because he got so lucky and that only happens once.

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How can somebody do my boy like this?

Your shitty memes won't change the fact Jorge Masvidal KOd Ben Asscream in 5 seconds flat in the most embarrassing ko in ufc history

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UFC 244 is looking stacked so far, I wonder if they’re gonna add any more big fights or a title fight for the co main

Askren won the story, everyone knows this

>AHHHHHHHH RYAN GET OFF MY LEGSSSSSSS

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>win a fake victory by getting tossed on your head
>headbutt a man’s knee

would be based if usman and colby had to fight on the undercard of diaz and masvidals main event.

Wonderboy will hold a belt in our lifetimes

Cope

Name someone else who got KOd in under 10 seconds and got a rematch

I don't care about any of those fags, I'm laughing at you for talking like a retard.

>Ben Askren
>Ryan Hall
>Khabib

they are reddit's heroes

...

maybe when he's hanging himself with one for being a bum/pedophile

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based and wonderpilled

Cope

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What does sneed mean

>best wrestlers are reddit's heroes for some reason

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askren is a normie conservative, i doubt rebbit likes him

>he deserves one now
kek

Nice gyno fag

How did this go unnoticed???

quality post

The arm-in guillotine was not going to work against Khabib any day of the week. If Tony wants to beat Khabib he needs to use his superior footwork to avoid backing himself onto the cage, and continually stick Khabib with the jab to frustrate him into shooting for shitty takedowns in the open, where Tony can use his offense from the bottom.

Kys commie.