OFFICIAL ENGLAND v KOSOVO MATCH THREAD 3

so ill ask again, why is the legal age 16 but you need to be 18 to do porn or do escorting?

for me its vetohämy

The “system” is called natural selection, sweetie.

calling it 11-1

the faggot

It says here you worked as a “janitor” for a popular social media site. Can you tell me more about that?

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Based frog with his bait

Good start to the thread

Fucks sake ref

Holy fuck, thats gotta me giggling

we are asking you to be civilised human beings but none of this is going to happen

what system is that?

Fuck off nonce

cringe

Used to be 16 you could do topless but that changed in the early 2000's. The reason is because you need to be 18 to do contracts and prevent coercion.

>he wouldnt want choco milkies

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booga boogaa

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well "worked" is a bit misleading, it was more a bit of a volunteer thing if you will

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Should we just take Hong Kong back?

i remember 16 year olds doing page three in the sun
they used to have countdowns until their 16 birthday as well

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ENGLEL

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Go for 10

might as well

absolute peak white woman

>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

>LET'S HEAR IT FOR ENGLAND EN-GER-LAND!

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there will be, at most, 1 goal in this half and if you actually watch you are stupid

I know it’s only Kosovo lads but fucking hell....

5-2. The most dangerous lead lads.

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OH SHIT REDEMPTION ARC

Proper shit this defence
Actual proper shit

WHAT PART OF KOSOVO ARE YOU LADS FROM?

*DABBING STOPS*

PRESSURE'S ON NOW

ALLAH AKBAR

10 - 2 confirmed

m8

MEME GAME

5-6 incoming. Foolish bongs thought they had this lmao

where was our right back

>rice
fuck is the point, my man JLingz missing out because of this wasteman

Top ten anime comebacks

Why was HENDERSON the deepest defender?

Clown world defending

maggie fucked that deal up
we were only suppose to give back kowloon and not hong kong island

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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fucking hell. Good control under pressure from Kosovo though

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Declan Rice can fuck off back to paddyland. He's absolute shit

Halfway up the pitch to do meme crosses that go nowwhere like he does for Liverpool.

difference is it works there because Van Dijk is elite

Why the fuck is England incapable of having a decent defence?

I'd 5-2 be an England supporter now

Great value for money game

why is irishman michael keane playing he's fucking shite

Serbia

ALHUMDULILAH

china would obliterate us desu

makes sense, cheers for that

>tfw used to enjoy sweet 16th countdowns in the daily sport with literal schoolgirls queueing up to get their tits out for the lads.
Miss the old days.

Crying

the midge

Rice is absolutely wank. He’s got nothing on the ball. And people have the GALL to compare this potato muncher to Carrick.

I don't understand why we give them away for free, we should be selling the land. We could get fucking loads for Jersey off the French.

based

lets hope

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where was pogba?

You now realise why we scored 5 because we could unironically lose.

Correct, but China threatened to invade or turn off the fresh water and NATO didn't want a war with China and due to Chinese tricks, the world had recognised Hong Kong Island as an 'illegally occupied territory' rather than a colony.

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haha yeah

God I wish that was me

Wouldn't be anywhere near the team if he played for a team outside London. Longstaff is unironically better.

hnnnnnnnnnnnng

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hopefully lewis cook at Bournemouth starts playing well again as he's the only other Englishmen where the number 6 position is his natural position one

Can we send Declan Rice back to Ireland?

Reckon I could knock out chinamans 5 on 1 right now

god so hot,imagine screaming with all your force, no sound would escape

A FUCKING PENALTY HAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA LOSE.

NANI

THE COMEBACK IS ON

>west ham player is shit
in other news water is wet

Harry Monguire

Lads

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Not fucking worth it, let the chinkies get on with it. They'll reap what they sow in time.

lmao
This is so rubbish fucking hell
Get Rafa in to coach the bloody defence

go back to youtube you absolute fucking amoeba
imagine thinking that was an acceptable comment to make

fucking kek era penal

OH MY GOOOOOOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Jesus fucking Christ

lmao that dramatic

state of that dive

im scottish really

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How fucking thick is Maguire?

fucking donkeys

ITV rubbing their grubby hands at this one, 8 goals, JFC

ERA

5-3
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>slipford

oh gawd

OH NO NO NO NO

come back is on hahahhaa

*tips*

OH NONONONO

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This is beginning of the end for the British football. Long overdue, I'd say.
Only Northern Ireland will made it to Qatar 2022.

I'm really enjoying this desu

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Worst defence I've seen

what the actual fuck

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APOLOGISE

bit sloppy lads

let's not do an Arsenal

:] .........................

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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England should try score one now

>Englel

If Pickford didn't have dinky Lego man arms that would have been saved

Harry Maguire and Phil Jones are literally the same person

Is Pickford 5 foot tall or what
Never seen a keeper look so small in the goal
Fucking mackem hobbits

goat game

england: promising but retarded

getting worried

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1/16th Kosovan lads. Going to apply for a passport and move there.

>there will be, at most, 1 goal in this half and if you actually watch you are stupid

state of this post

>he still believes the NI meme

Imagine if Pickford had not been a manlet

>Englel

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>cam on ingerlund

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top 10 XD anime XD comebacks XD XD

yes

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>people thought this game would be shit
I mean based but also the state of England.

You've not even qualified.........

FUCKING TWAT IT 'ARRY

Reckon we need a 6th goal to be sage against this Kosovanian attack

>slabhead

UH OH

LETS GO KOSOVO

not even the guardiola effect can help england

Hahahaha >monguire

Seething

>all these goals happening at the exact same time
not suspicious at all

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this, we should have never scrapped our armed forces

Stream?

Shall still be going to the Euros unlike Sc-tland

maguire and keane are both dogshit lmao
if mings was playing then we would have kept a clean sheet

OH NO NO NO NO NO

lmao england are shit

holy shit

not gonna lie thats pretty damn good for a country so small

Mings is fucking shite as well.

First day here, bud?

fair play to kosovo, theyre no bottlejobs

60fps.live/england-vs-kosovo/

>Maguire just throwing his frame at the boll

state

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STERLING
BOMBA YE
STERLING
BOMBA YE

Turns out their manager was furious because Kosovo were taking easy on us lmao

How much did United pay for Maguire?

true

What Kosovar narc gang are you belong to, guys?

CAM ON NATO SCORE SAM FUKKIN GOWZ

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brb changing my name to Tonibler

90 million

Defensively we are. We're good going forward though.

are Kosovan flags even allowed on Yea Forums or does bossman say no?

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That site barely loads from all the fucking ads

>£80M

.

>kosovo actually really good

Kosovan Kool Kids

United overpay for shitters all the time

sAUCE?

what the FUCK is going on

Uruguay has multiple world cups and is smaller.

Ireland beating Bulgaria 1-0 in case anyone's interested

If this would end 5-6 it would be another Yea Forums meme for years

#weareallkosovo

Tits>ass

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kosovo is winning 3-5

Adblock and ublock origin lad.

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MUH DIK

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too big

Bet big to win big

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Daily reminder that Kosovo is Serbia

Just got back from the half time shit, lads. That was grim, and there's still more up the chute.

Yes, its on here but a lot of Kosovars get Albanian flag due to ISP routing

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Pretty sure I've seen one on /int/ before.

The "system" is called evolution

>£90m for Phil Jones v2

quite interesting that

most overrated jav star

Another shitter that United got tricked by city into signing

Why the fuck was rice ever allowed near the team?

This is so weird, it's like if Yorkshire was allowed to play international football

Are you seeing my flag

It isn't serbian

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long as its 6-5 england

>be international team
>play gegenpress
>do well

>you lived long enough to see anri's tits dwarf hitomi's
>it's only after she quit pr0nz
worst timeline

Would quite like to see this Kosovo manager in the prem desu

biology

Another manure player killing the national team

youtube.com/watch?v=7sSnOgBU4ek
peak ingurland

lol who gives a shit about a country called ''ur-gay''

Alba Kingz lad

cant feel smug about this now

Why are the audience playing trumpets that sound like they were made by disabled children.

Me in the car

JLingz hasn't even touched the grass yet

Yo man, just nigging some noggs here on Yea Forums

Fuck of no it’s not

>France
>system keeping you down

Is it not enough that the French cucks allow you to fuck their whitest and blondest women?

ffs, kill yourself, you worthless parasite

trumpets create such a shit atmosphere why do you do it

Need to get at least another 3 to get back to acceptable smug levels.

BASED England, allowing the game to become more interesting in the 2nd half. Is there anything our brave lads can't do?

I know it's a shitty dance song but Whitney Houston's voice really was god tier

youtube.com/watch?v=dTYOkcRH220

Just saying that if population size meant quality, then India and China would be football superpowers. USA would be raping everybody (though they are in Women). So, it's all about tactics and quality and how many good coaches you have.

5-6 FT congratz Kosovo

Why would it not work well for a national team?

Quick! Get Lingard on!

Mate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_football_team

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TSUUUUUUUUU just scored another hat trick

>try to play like man city out the back with this defence
>do shit

Soon...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_football_team

C'mon Kosovo get back into the game.

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love hearing ethnics do swearing

fucking runnin like lady ye

YOU

BREED

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The fact basically no other team is really trying it.

Exactly.

>zero webms in all threads combined

Nice work lads and mates.
No wonder no one cares about UK playing because you can't even see any of the clips since you're too retarded to know how to capture and upload them.

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Second was an own goal.

streamja.com/Q5W9

streamja.com/Q5W9

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5-3 KEK WHAT THE FUG ENGLAND

Yea Forums

kane and keane are irish

>replying to obvious bait

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>Shitaly in charge of not taking bait seriously

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penalty and basically an og

ERA PENAL

Somaliland BTFO

another one for Kane

buglaria just equalised lmao you're fucking shite

This fucking game

refs done alright

Diving fuck

FUCKING OLYMPIC DIVE

Lol shit dive

BENULDY

Don't be so sure.

BTFO

Diving scum.

FUCK went to McDonalds drive thru, get back 10 minutes into the second half and Kosovo have scored 2 more goals

HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?///

Hey yo chill wit that i

Might as well do it early

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

just watch the game lol

HARRY KANE SCORES ANOTHER PENALTY

Keep padding those stats 'arry

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Oh are Finland playing right now so you can't just watch the fucking game instead of expecting people to upload webms

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harry mong will miss this
I guarantee it

PELANTY

Shit defence and a benuldy

piss easy goals vs full time alcoholics, fuck do you wanna see

6-3 incoming

No need to be Mad is Son

>booked for encroaching

lmao

I think that 6 is ours

>Kane

Had a feeling

KEK

WOOPS LOL

HAHAHA

I TOLD YOU

>HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG >HARRY MONG

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CHADDIC

m8

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HEAR US, ISLAMIC GANGS

MUJAHIDEEN

D R A M A

Well done, lad. Will suck you off.

HARRY SHANE

>not allowing your team mate on 2 goals take the penalty for his hattrick
fucking selfish mouth breathing scum piece of shit mong fuck off

I AM HAPPY TO BE WRONG

BASED SAVE.

keeper cheated tbf

KEK kosovo keeper knew theres no VAR

Thought he'd save it

SHITED

>5-4 Score flashes up
The fix is in

lol

ENGLEL

GREEDY FUCKING N

>Kosovo have scored three goals against World Cup semi-finalists England and saved a penalty from Harry Kane
>Serbia can only score two goals against fucking Luxembourg while conceding in the process.
I think we need to ask ourselves; do Serbs really deserve to exist?

WTF thought he was a stat padder

Lmao Kane is done

He didn't miss it, it was saved you mong

HARRY SHAME

This is a nonmanlet GK for you.
Look how he dominates Sterling rn

VERY homoerotic between Sterling and the keeper there

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

Wow..... take a breath lad.

Daily reminder that Alb*nia would have been fantastic under Italian colonization, but you had to chimp out and prefer Muhammad's dick instead

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>cheated
>no VAR
good job taking a professional card to distract

MURICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Tell me about Kane. Why does he miss the penalty?

Kane is unironically bad.

fucking beansed it

Nice

HAHAHAHAHA

what a game though

Shearer would've twatted it so hard it broke the net

ffs

this fucking game

>activate the penal

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Cope harder, angloid.

that interracial kiss

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That was one of the worst penalties ever

Off his line by a mile

City must have decent pen training for their keepers

Lots of loyalty for a hired striker

I love spotting 15 year old Yea Forums users that have just discovered cookie-cutter adolescent angst music. You are not special, you are not informed, you do not have good taste in music. You are a walking meme.

cant tell if these late reactions are a new event

Kane smacks it just as hard.

the absolute state of englel, 3 to fucking kosovo

this was worse: youtube.com/watch?v=1sRYk5SqZXc

>muh VAR

KOSOVA SMOL KOSOVA

Why aren't England playing J-Lingz?

What the fuck are you watching?

Ref was too busy watching the outfield players for encroachment.

Bait and switch master class, right there

germany 4-4 sweden

How did the ref not see that?

>Still thinks we had shit to do with the cockroaches

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couldve just posted messi hitting it into the stands against chile

muric just kissed sterling

Based Becks

Youth squad plays tomorrow.

no m8, shearer wore proper boots that weighed a ton too

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he's shit

germany played norn yesterday

He's with the Under 21s

their goalie clocked sterling and kissed him on the cheek to apologize

meant from an england perspective, fatty

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Does the J stand for Julian?

>Low IQ Shitalian Arab took the bait

>"Shitaly"
>a fucking frog

Your country renewed for pissing and shitting in the streets. You're the India of Europe

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midnight sports bar on talk sport gonna be interesting tonight, hope goldstein and cundy banter some nutjobs

I would like to say I fully support ethnic FA's being allowed to compete, just because a nation isn't sovereign doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to play football as a separate entity if they don't wish to play for the parent country in this case Serbia

Not implying anything but, it sounds a wee bit gay to kiss an opponent during a match.

to be fair we are a fucking crap team and an embarrassment on the national stage
always have been (in my lifetime at least)
probably always will be

it wasnt meant to be like this

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So this is the power the best penalty taker in the world, huh

This is depressing

OH NO NO NO

Based and diplomacypilled

only explanation is they're man city teammates

>penalty
>deflection
>tap in
>hattrick
Based donaldo-sama does it again

Yes. Julian Lingford.

Who are Serbia playing tonight?

Got take:

Rice is the next Bobby Charlton

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wasnt even a bad pen, just a good save (if he was on his line anyway)

a gift, a meme penalty and one bad pass - thats how

tempted to renew my WOW subscription for another 3 months... it’s quite addictive though. played it for the first time ever about 4 months ago and ended up spending too many hours on it, shit is like crack

He knows how to belt them into the corner, it was a shit pen

>attendance of 30,151
Grim

>leftwing football fans

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>Alexander-Arnold
WEW LAD

What happened to you? You used to be cool

kys zoomer, I quit WoW in 2007

>liverpoo

Where are all the Kosovonians in this thread? Does that country even exist?

>kosovo with surprise point(s)
>serbia bottling it
oh no no no

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>he calls them his fireflies

right so they dropped 3 to kosovo then

TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT
TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT

>le pointless man

Do man city players smooch each other during training or something

hes shite

based

>rightwingers saving images of little girls
typical

...

nothing wrong with the keeper coming off his line. the shooter still has a massive fucking advantage . six directions and the keeper can only occupy 1

pep's fault

The terroriser of Wythenshawe

hey arnold

louxemburg. we are winning 2-1 and struggling.

ur mum occupies 6

>six directions

people still play that nonsense?

Can't debate with the MIFD (mong internet defence force)

i’m 29, i’m just not an unrepentant shut-in type. downloaded it on a whim. also,
>kys
>zoomer
your adolescence is showing

TROLLPOST

>sterling

>feeling superior to some angsty teen

N

>STERLING
LEGIT TROLLPOST

>t. Paddy working in liverpool

poo coloured paki

>nothing wrong with the keeper coming off his line.
So a keeper can just run at the striker once the ref blows his whistle, you reckon?

its not meant to be even close to fair, thats why its called a PENALTY. him coming off his line makes it much less of a PENALTY and is against the rules

win's a win

We're not gonna score again

what

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They re-released WoW "Classic", basically the janky shit version without all the extra content to trick nostalgic millenial manchildren to repurchase it.

And they did, in droves.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

The crossing from Chilwell and TAA tonight has been absolute fucking wank.

Serbia is a nation of peace

cum coloured retard

you shouldve said it was from an english player otherwise no one will know you retarded inbred muslim cunt

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rooting for kosovo, our team are overpaid shites and need to be reminded

haha yeah

Muric is pretty based 2bh

Just let him have this one, I think he really needs the win...

why sterling

Rice is class

they've made like 2 crosses each

TSUUUUU just scored again, don't you ever tell me Messi is better.

a 1 on 1 with the keeper mid play is a massive advantage to the attacking side. penalty should just be that

it's funny because brown people are low IQ lmao

This is a crock of shit

STERLING YOU GREEDY CUNT STOP TRYING THAT SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE EASY OPTIONS TO PASS

I KNOW YOU WANT MORE GOALS BUT FUCK YOU LEARN TO POSITION BETTER

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>the lacerator of lithuania

Southgate is such a shit manager. Why the fuck does this cunt still have a job

shouldnt be and isnt

Not sure the internet is a thing there.

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Based Hendo not taking this shit from fucking third worlders

Oh wow Lithuania!

>Keane
what even was that

Did he score another tap-in that'll make no difference to the overall outcome of the match?

good evening lads, how have we conceded 3 to fucking Kosovo?

Quads of truth

Southgate AAAT

this kosovo team have got balls of steel trying some of the shit there doing

got us to the semis m8

Aged corpse being propped up by the true GOAT Bernardo

Michael Keane

Waistcoat Wednesday thats why

You really want to join the EU that bad huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=JqHHCJ25RkE

England are shit. Alweays have been, always will be

>its not meant to be even close to fair,
thats the problem during a penalty shootout though where it needs to be more difficult to score

i say let the keeper off his line then but not for penalties during the game

found the triggered Yea Forums spastics

quads confirm

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They did that with runescape years ago. Shit was based, no idea if it's still going.

Kosovo is a pretty good rising team

dog shit defence

Should have got Rafa for England while we had the chance

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no such thing
>projection

ENGLAND FUCKING EXPOSED, WHO THE FUCK LETS KOSOVO SCORE 3 ON THEM?

Monguire

turns out defending isn't all that easy

You played the shittiest teams in the competition and lost to Belgium twice

keane is irish
he even has the irish phenotype

nah, arsenal will take him next year

Because england is shit.

no thats a problem with the concept of a penalty shootout, its always been 80% RNG. stop penalty shootouts from deciding games sure, but the penalty itself is fine

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

.... so this is the "mighty" power of England....

fuck the queen seriously...

we all are a bit though

T

He will literally always be that cunt that missed a penalty and knocked us out in Euro 96
Now he's our manager
Pretty symbolic when you think about it

Reminder England is down 0-2 to Kosovo at home in the 2nd half.

you didn't even qualify

we'd be losing if they had januzaj and shakiri

are you talking about the queen of england or queen of kosovo?

u dint even get there

I'm saxon

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

Reckon we should make a change considering we're getting fucking dominated by Kosovo

What’s she done to you?

>they’re only playing at st mary’s because mings begged the fa in order to get “revenge”
>he won’t even play
kek
KEK
K E K

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>but the penalty itself is fine
depends on the circumstances in which it's given. some times a huge advantage to the attacker is warranted if say defence cuts someone in half who was through on goal. but other times a less severe penalty should be awarded

i think you might have died 1000 years ago

Why haven't a Premier League side picked up Mitrovic yet? He's rotting in Fulham.

my great grandma was a catholic irish nationalist who was born in england to irish parents and never once visited ireland

Januzaj is English

lazy wanker

Get someone who can actaully defend on, ya Waistcoat wanker

At least our queen has stopped beheading

Fuck off beaner scum. Go get beheaded. Go cut someone's grass.

MAMMY

you played uhhhhh

The only real Englishmen on the team are Henderson, Chillwell and Pickford. The rest are Irish or Jamaican

cmon baby

shag me arse good n proper

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Go out there and try and win the second half

And technically they’re all british if you want to take it that far back

Post face

He's shit in the prem

>this is the country that mocks scotlel for getting btfo by belgium
>dropping 3 (THREE) to fucking KOSOVO

Based

I'd have him back at Newcastle, he was great

new

28 goals in 52 games for the NT and just got another one

scotcuck cope

You wot m8

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Southgate is totally incapable of managing a game, it's what fucked us against Croatia

>all this seethe that you suck

England are getting through the group but for shits and giggles cmon kosovo

5 6 7 8....
LOOKING BACK TO WHEN WE FIRST MEET.

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¿Qué carajo acabas de mierda dices de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas sobre Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo onions el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo limpiaré usted a la mierda con la precisión de la talla de la que nunca se ha visto antes en esta tierra, recuerda mis palabras malditas. ¿Crees que puedes salir a decir que una mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento para prepararse mejor para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con lo poco patético que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto, hijo. Puedo estar en cualquier parte, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es justo con mis propias manos. No sólo onions ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar el culo miserables de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si sólo te podías saber qué castigo impío su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseído su maldita lengua. Pero no podía, no lo hiciste, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás muerto, chico.

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Henderson is Scandinavian, the name means Son of Hender, ie. Anders. Chillwell is Scandi too, since they also are well chilled. Pickford is the only English player.

Fucking hell I kind of look like her in terms of my facial features

Absolute Thicko

Was Sterling this shit in the first half?

queen of spain
a lot
penis
nein

when was the last time you even qualified for anything you pathetic, piss soaked, heroine addled deep fried scotch cunt
would jam my cock up your mums shitpipe get a feel for last nights haggis mars bar then munch her box while she stuffs a munchybox in her fat fucking gob

Pickford is actually Scandinavian too, meaning 'pick the fjord', which was a famous Norwegian saying referencing the need to pick a fjord to test out a new boat and not an ocean

they beat czech republic on saturday

No. Was actually our best player.

National team goals don't mean a lot. Peter Crouch had a better ratio.

>sterlel

Lets send Sterling a tweet after the game. I'll start.

Dear nigger,

there's no fried chicken offside

what's your problem

So please do us a favour and fuck off back to africa

topkek

RUINED IT

disgusting slavs
no class

>albanians
>slavs
OH you sweet summer child.

These are examples of sentiments which have no place in modern England. You're a credit to your nation Mr Sterling.

More like Sterling is an example of something which shouldn't be in modern England

Tempted to make a new thread to piss off the Americans lads.

PLAY MADDISON YOU RAT BASTARD

England lost the second half 2-0 to Kosovo.

imagine barely winning against a literal non-country