Heem

Zhang gang

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I think YOU'd be surprised, b

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Nunes should be #2

Connie bless lads

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Conor has aged 20 years in 2

>still talking about him endlessly
Yeah im thinkin he’s back

>connar comes back after three years and loses to khabib
>climbs two spots

based

natty reem wins the rematch

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conor wins the rematch and the trilogy

Yea Forums = Connor
4channel = Khabib

WHY IS ROB SO LOW

"You were interim champ. I'm now undisputed champ. Show me some respect, yes?" He asked. Before he can answer, he freezes as Khabib is in his face brushing his lips against his own. It's unexpected, but it doesn't feel weird. Again like in the fight, Khabib is demanding something from him and he feels to depressed to resist. He kissed him back, running his hand around his neck as his opponent brought their tongues together.

Dustin could barely enjoy it, before the champ pulled back smiling. "Bathe, but don't put clothes on. You look nice, like this" Khabib said stroking his face, he got up, got his hat and walked out of the bathroom. Dustin grabbed his sponge and a bottle of gel, soaping himself clean. Until all the sweat, blood and fears were drowning in the tub.

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No one slangs dick harder than Super Sage Northcutt.

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Seething lol

Why did DC jump Max when neither of them fought since the last rankings? What the fuck is the logic behind this shit?

I disagree, I think Aldo mirks him up

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based and wholesomepilled

Leave Khabib to me

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Poirier losing makes Max look worse in comparison

threadly reminder that not unlike like Ben Askren Conor wins all rematches

Leave tapping to me

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You think she corrupts him?

Do you think they wash these before selling?
ufcstore.com/collections/fight-worn/products/ufcfcl0440-ufc-fight-night-117-jessica-andrade-autographed-shorts?lshst=collection

Full camp Mendes with a non-bought judge wins the rematch

Khabitch got his fat mongoloid skull snappped back by the notorious knee. Big poppa pump into the eyeball.

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>Pooper Sage Northbutt

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Pressure builds diamonds

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Heeminder that Max Holloway unironically has a better ufc resume than Khabib, but people fall for "muh undefeated" meme that started in boxing and think having a zero makes Khabib goat level. You shouldn't be rewarded for taking favorable matchups and avoiding challenging fights. Max's last loss was from moving up a weight class yet Khabib has never even considered doing such a thing. Max had 13 wins in a row recently more than Khabib currently has in the ufc. It's embarrassing how much people suddenly care about the zero on a record. Sure Max could be considered a cutbabby, but so could Khabib it's part of the game.

streamable.com/4nykk

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The kuffar wins, this time.

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Look at those toes. Latched on to the cage like an iron lock. Even a full grown man couldn't pry them off. That's what big Irish toes look like.

Woah woah calm down braza it's okay Poirier lost you don't have to stay so mad all the time!

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That looks says "I just woke up. My wife never came home last night. The bitch said it was the last time ...the last time.

>Significant strikes
>59-3
Proper MOGGING

streamable.com/4nykk

Jesus Christ, he's really a bumbling retard. He completely outed his friend and now this is making it a million times worse. Why Rogan keeps this stupid fuck around is beyond me.

It's true Max gets slept on and Khabib is overhyped from beating Conor. Compare their resumes.

Dustbin is going to get "No Love" just like what happened to Cody.

When will Habeeb stop running from the rematch with Conor and finally face the inevitable?

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Canor isn't even Khabib's best win lol what are you talking about

He wasn't joking, his foot really was a balloon confirmed.

>streamable.com/4nykk
Don't forget that less than a week after Black Rifle Coffee Company released his sponsered Beans "Big Brown", he came out hard against uhsahlt wepons.

He also blocked everyone in the parking lot at the Comedy Store a little while ago with hus fuck huge truck and nobody could leave until he did - and he needed spotters to help him get out of that tiny lot. He is only where he is thanks to the kindness of others, and he is rapidly wearing that thin

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say something nice to the champ champ

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It's what made him the star he is now. Who is his best win? RDA 5 years ago in a 3 round undercard fight?

>Khabib wasn't a star before the easiest win of his career
Okay 229er

holy kek at schaub and slinging the dick

Schaub has physical evidence of Rogan being a deep state gay mma mafia shill

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he learned from the best

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>Doesn't know the difference between resetting and running away and looking at the clock

He obviously became a bigger star after beating Conor brainlet. Again who's his best win?

I used to give him a pass because I know he has CTE induced brain damage, but I'm about to legit start hating Schaub. I imagine this is what all of his "friends" are feeling, too.

Not Canor

he’s good at losing to pic related

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It's like Joe told him to clarify

Wow you have horrible grammar

Didn't Rogan marry a coal burning jew? I would imagine they have an open relationship

So then RDA?

Diaz bless

>Leave Khabozo to me, Penta Champ

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>le running away and looking at the clock cause tired and gassed and heartlet man

:^)

It's definitely open on her end.

Champ Shit Only

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After he wins the BMF Belt, he'll be the Champ Champ CHAMP

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Nice projection

It's pretty cool how Floyd had you on skates

You did it again. It should be "tired, gassed, and heartlet man". The way you have it is too jumbled and incoherent.

how tall is Cejudo? 155 cm?

He literally just made it worse with that clip

>Joe, I'm really upset about what Brendan said, I want an explanation for this unacceptable behavior
>I'll be at Jamal's house until you're ready to acquiesce

>oxford comma
lol check out this redcoat sell-out erryone

miss nick diaz,

to this day I still feel that Nate is a inferior knock off version of what Nick is

Nate Diaz will turn his foot balloon into an animal with his left hand in their next fight.

Wake up, Khabib

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>Me foot was a balloon ariel
>On embedded all he practiced were kicks
Peach of an athlete bee

How could I possibly project a marriage when I've never even had a girlfriend I didn't pay for?

This is America motherfucker dont nobody know what the fuck your talking about

You're projecting your porn addiction and fantasies

Nate is slightly less autistic, which is one of the things I liked about Nick. Nick’s depressed and busy destroying his liver though so I doubt he’ll come back

No one in America knows what a gazelle is

Snap

colby?

You gotta do it proper, lad

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Be honest. How many of you have bought a bottle of Proper 12?

>Slapping pensioners in bars cause they said mean things about his watered down whiskey
What did Khabib and Floyd do to this little man?

Never even crossed my mind

>porn addiction and fantasies
but all I'm in to is hairy feet, sweatier the better

Based reddit!

How can you make fun of others when you have such fringe fetishes?

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if it's ever cheap at costco I'll try it, ain't holding my breath

what the fuck. drink more water dude that color is unhealthy

Do you ever get sediment when you put them in the fridge?

>Glass bottle impaled

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That's his logo nowadays

Just also took a picture of my gf.

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terrible

your gf send me this

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Tony the type of dude to buy gamer girl bath water.

What a hiplet

>here we are ladies and gentlemen, the rematch we've all been waiting for
>our fight clock sponsored by Modelo
>Khabib looking relaxed, smiling OHHHHHH CONOR CLIPPED HIM IT'S ALL OVER HE'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIIIIIIIGHT

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GADOOOOOOOOSH

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Never talk to anons and my girlfriend ever again

Conor lost because his shorts were dark green and he had a combed down hairstyle making him look and feel low energy

He literally said, "It's only business" during the fight

How this coward even got fans farm?

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Probably because he hasn't fought in years and yet YOU're still talking about him.

>israel
>mw interim champ
>undefeated in the ufc
>not highly ranked

Wew

Look again, mutt. He's not posting Khabib.

OHHHHHH CONOR MCGREGOR

Only soiboys and betas can relate

>Ibeg
Couldn't you fix the typo before posting this?

>Flag

Who won the third?

Except max lost his last fight

The third what? Submission loss?

>Muh resume
Khabib beat Dustin
Max lost to Dustin

Muh resume is just a coping mechanism

Yes? I never liked him. But I never hated him either. That's what brainlets like you never understand. YOU are his fan. It doesn't matter that you talk shit. Either way you're talking about him when he shouldn't even be relevant anymore.

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Stylistically speaking Poirier was just an extremely favourable matchup for Khabib. No groundgame, awful TDD, a counter-puncher that relies on the opponent attacking him rather than taking the initiative, shit cardio, etc. Max would have done a lot better.

Yea Forums Khabib
4channel Tony Ferguson

>dominates the interim champ
>dominates former double champ
>not considered good wins

Look at the OP of this thread, clearly spergs like you want to keep him as relevant as possible when he's a washed up has-been and totally irrelevant.

You must've made a lot of money on Poirier then granted he was the underdog going into the fight

Who won the third?

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Fucking gay meme tarot deck

Gambling is for degenerates.

Hindsighting is for degenerates.

>Look at the OP of this thread

An American flag. Clearly you are a brainlet.

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Without Tony there isnt Khabib
Without Khabib there is Tony

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Max would get ragdolled by Khabib. When he inevitably moves up to lightweight he'll get smashed by every decent fighter he faces because he's a midget smashing faggot that's only redeemable qualities as a fighter are his chin and willingness to shorten his life to beat said midgets.

oh fer sure kelvin fatstelum and an ancient Silva are b-b-b-beasts of wins my guy

You must be confused. I didn't ask you to seethe at me. All I asked was to tell me who won the third. It's a really simple request.

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>Max would have done a lot better
Brainlet take Bulgaria

The third submission? Well that would be none other than The Notorious Canor Mcnuggets sir!

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>No groundgame
>a legit BJJ blackbelt (confirmed personally by Eddie Bravo during fight companion)

Whoah, so this is the power of samba dancing?

>This ends Pissboy BeerCane

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It wasn't funny the first time, as indicated by the amount of replies it got. Now I'll ask again. Who. Won. The. Third? Come on. You can do it. I know it's a tough pill to swallow, but I believe you can get through it.

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Cowboy is undefeated and will win

Stop seething about Khabib little man. He's 28-0 while your boy is a defeated turbo can who lost to old man Floyd.

boys this girl at uni keeps talking to me and walking with me to other classes and to the bus stop what do

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Single leg takedown followed by ground and pound.

Khabib is a product
Tony is water

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Who won the third?

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Nate Diaz

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tell your sister to leave you alone

Daily reminder that if you aren't bald and slinging dick, you are not going to make it..

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>1892731231-0
Yeah, about that...
youtu.be/DaDyX84SK-E?t=365

Who won the third?

Nate

Make it happen Dana
Zhang Gang

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Top lel Cewhodo is a clown

cute

capitalism?

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Max was robbed and Max was challenging himself by moving up a weight class, which Khabib is scared to do. Khabib has never even considered fighting at 170.

>ammy MMA
Next thing you're going to tell us is that Khabib taps in training. The anal anguish of inbred pedorussians salty at the fact that all ethnic pedorussian genetic trash non-athletes are cans is amusing.

Its on for MSG
Zhang Gang

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Who won the third?

>confirmed personally by Eddie Bravo
Daaaaang he said so!

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Has Khabib beat anyone as talented as Aldo in his weight class? Tony would be the only one close to Aldo. Max has beaten Aldo twice.

>win and you're a bully for calling out a woman
>lose and you're the most pathetic human in the world, manlets will never get laid again and feminists will bring it up every day for decades
Cejudo is playing a dangerous game

Nate won the third.

Did I stutter?

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The video where cejudo and zhang can't stop laughing is cute! CUTE!!

Do you think there's even a small possibility Cejudo could lose?

Who won the third?

Remember where you came from

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Opinion of ADCC gold medalist > you.

slanging dic

one lucky punch and some pitter patter nothing shots and the ref waves it off

youtube.com/watch?v=THT_ufarB00
Zang Gang

>I'll keep spamming the same thing over and over cause I'm a seething manchild
zzzzz I already told you Nate won. Keep crying and keep coping FOREVER!

Last (you)

how unfair two people are celebrating over a ded body

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>Before casuals, polturd invasion, and Canor orangutans
Take me back

Why is /heem/ now so much worse than /heem/ 6-7 years ago? Feels bad man

Love her

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Mirin' those arms bee

Who won the third?

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Nate Diaz 10-8 round in the 3rd round

Looks about the same to me. Retards just spouting
>Le based! Le based!!!

this is the guy that felt upset to his loss by Khabib but managed to recover so quickly and now he wants to fight Cockvington lol

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youtu.be/yf_llnr3kvk?t=498
>he still thinks he said its only business like a simp

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>seething about conor
>not posting heems

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maybe he said "Its only beez nest "

Based Poirier

>still seething about Woodley
Forever my boy for permaflushing Wonderboy

He is an ADCC North American gold medalist, not the ADCC proper. If he said CM Punk had a legit ground game would you also believe him?

>on site
based /heem/ poster

emil

Poirier heems Queefington

There are unemployed spergs here who make this place their lifes work and take insults deeply personally.

Next time I see you it's on site. I promise you.

TONY FERGUSON IS A WEIRDO!! youtu.be/nrBsltcJrOA

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This Masvidal/Colby "feud" is the fakest thing imaginable

>o-on *gluuuurgh* site!!!

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It's on site Colby. I promise you.

Hindrumping is for degenerates

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I don't deal with "if"s, cazzoo. He choked the fuck out of Hoiler Gracie, he sure as hell knows better who is and who isn't a legit BJJ blackbelt than some fat cheeto-eating mutt from 4chins.

Terrible form

This dude cries when he reads comics

Because Khabib is a massive weight cutting faggot as well except he's even worse than Max because he's a third world retard that had his organs start shutting down due to dehydration.

I like Dustin

hahahahahahah the destiny

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Cope

COPE

>I dont deal with ifs
You must be very successful. Are you an ADCC gold medalist? Why are you giving your opinion?

Connor will never win another fight. He is a soft bitch now

Dump Magana folder pls

>Le Saudi sheikh style shit man

Tony's the type of guy that organizes the on-site safety meeting

Eddie confirmed for me that the world is flat

Prime Gil vs. Khabib, how does it go down

>Why are you giving your opinion?
It's not my opinion, you inbred mutt, it's Eddies. Eddie's opinion > whatever dogshit seeps from the cheeto-stuffed hole you call a mouth.

Yeah at least Max challenged himself by moving up and almost finished Dustin. Khabib called out GSP and won't even fight old ass GSP at 170.

While riding a segeway and carring a 100kg barbell.

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Who should natty Rumble fight at HW in his return?

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Based flat Earth poster

Absolutely next level functional training

GSP has aids and is small as fuck now. If you weren't a cazzie you'd know GSP and Khabib agreed to a 165 catchweight fight but the UFC didn't want it

Why did Porier look at Khabib like that?

yuefsee hawai les gedit brader ahaaaaaa feels back to be good aha ahaha

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>Tell me something, boy
Aren't you tired tryin' to fill that void?
Or do you need more?
Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?

When Khabib drips you it literally feels like you're drowning

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>AHHH STAY AWAY FROM MY LEGS

That's when I knew Dustin was gonna lose

In many ways Max won the fight against Poirier. It's better to lose a striking battle appealing to the fans like a warrior than get humped and embarrassed by Khabib.

So what gives you legitimacy to say his opinion is valid? You are not an ADCC gold medalist. Please do not respond again unless you are one.

slangin

fucking shit, that form. wow

Nunes.

This is pathetic

When did Khabib ever agree to a catchweight fight? He called out GSP the day GSP retired and turned down GSP at 170 at ufc 200.

Khabib is Bradley Cooper and Poirier is Gaga

His opinion doesn't need any extra validation from me or anyone else, it caries value inherently because it comes from a highly distinguished master of this particular art. Your disrespect of his opinion is irrelevant, because you're a cheeto-eating mutt whose only achievement in life is a welfare check.

I take him down make a lil bit tired then I smesh him

You could unironically give Max the last three rounds of that fight. Dustbin faded after the second. The judges who gave four rounds to Dustin were crazy.

LOL!

Look into his eyes, what do you see? He has those empty pitbull eyes. He's a born fighter. Even sacrificed his dick size so he could make weight easier and he sacrificed his brain a long time ago. He's a legend whether cazzies want to admit it or not.

>be best friends with a Cuban
>he replaces you with a hulking roided-out forty year old
>get your feelings hurt, talk a little shit
>he exposes you as the sensitive, autistic boy you are under your MAGA persona
Probably fake, could be real

U avin a giggle m8?

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30-27 for germany

>looks at the coaches
>gives his neck to khabib
>cries
>cries
>tweets about retiring while crying
>picks a fight with colby
JUSTIN DIAMOND POOPIER

>His opinion doesn't need any extra validation from me or anyone else, it caries value inherently because it comes from a highly distinguished master of this particular art.
So why are you giving your two cents then? You are not an expert thus even assessing the credibility of the expert is null and void

Unless you think you have the credentials to assess whether the expert opinion is valid?

does nate beat masvidal

>Caring about Canby

>Max won
Now this is a hot take!

Do you research or don't respond

I love how last week Poirier was the talk of the town and now he's being called "Dustbin" I bet it's the same exact people.

I was trying to read this with the cm punk theme

You know it's the same exact people

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welcome to heem, where no one hold genuine opinions

Finally a sane heem-er seeing trough the man drama act
i dont care seriously, if they can hype up the monkeys into the feud and earn money of it then great
As long as they fuck dana ashkenazi

I am not giving my opinion. The credibility of the expert does not need any extra assessment, because it has already been proven by the said expert choking the fuck out of Hoiler. If you challenge the expert's opinion, it is you who must prove his credentials first.

Now, you shit-eating inbred mutt, you're either going to prove that you have better BJJ credentials than Eddie or I'm going to shit down your throat.

Wow. Yeah posts like those were annoying to read.

bangin

zhang wants to fight valentina next?

A few days ago Dustin blahblah took a sheikh shit on diarheabib LOL based

Fucking based dustin
i do, i will stand by khabib no matter what, my opinions are always consistent and i never sell out.

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Derrick Lewis heems Stipe

There isn't a single article saying Khabib agreed to a 165 fight with gsp

They finna fight for the newly minted tapweight belt?

I invented Dustbin Poorier

Based trips. It's real.

They latch onto literally anybody fighting khabib in the hopes that he beats him, and if khabib dominates as usual they turn their backs on whoever lost and shit all over him, call him a can etc...

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LMAO Poirier wants to earn in a year what other mediocre fighters cant in a lifetime

cant wait for him to cry again

Very sad, the sad thing is I like Dustin but the guy never had anything more than a 30% chance of winning.

Heem of the year

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Based Finnish chinlet

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Not really it was a close fight. Not to mention they didn't credit Max for knocking down Dustin.

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lol

I unironically like the guy too, he's not bad at all, but seeing those fake supporters hype him up and then shit all over him when he doesn't live to the artificial hype is really disgusting to witness.

>Muh stats
Did you even watch the fight?

I told you not to reply, cazzie

It's because Dustin looked like shit

That wasn't a knockdown

Jesus did you see those significant strikes he just landed to kabibs forearm?

based nig nigging

dustin beat max
amanda beat valentina
costa beat yoel
felder beat barboza

>Doesn't post a source
Yeah I'm thinking you're making shit up

As expected...but you were overhyping him past his abilities

Is that a proxy or are you actually from Jordan?

GSP beat Hendricks
Jon beat Thiago

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Its scatty mcspammy
Just let him be

You are giving the opinion about the validity of expert opinion. You are not qualified to do this as you are not an expert. Why are you arbitrarily designating burden? Why are you qualified to agree when you aren’t an expert? You don’t understand so any assessment agreeing or disagreeing is void.

So until you prove your credentials as why you deem expert opinion to be anything, then your argument is void and I will wait until the Grand Council of experts tells your double digit IQ brain what to think

If you actually watched the fight you would know Dustin was landing bombs and Max was landing pussy pillow fist shots. Clear 49-46 for Poirier, fuck your faggot numbers.

>wins 2 rematches back to back
NOTORIOUS

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It was

>Felder beat Barboza
Those were the worst score-cards I've ever seen. And Barbosa won the first 2 rounds hands down.

Im chyna kolek sum sol stones fo ma new beld haaaa yu can call me hawaien danos aahaaaa

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*loses to 40 y/o pillow fencer*

Eddie Bravo just told me Dustin sucks smelly cock and his grappling sucks. Damn.

You're the type of loser who was hyping him up last week. Must suck to have 0 loyalty

BREAKING NEWS

conor to undergo sex change operation after the humiliating khabib defeat.

"the flashbacks of him humping me in front of my entire family are really hard, i just cant stop thinking about him dominating me, i want to tap out to him on top of me again" says conor

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Business may now be conducted on continental grounds

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Dustin won 1 and 2, Max won 3 and 4, 5 was a toss up

>30-27 felder
>its a womenlet
I think judges opinions should be questioned directly and they should defend their opinion
How can they see 2 different things is beyond my mind

OH NO NO NO

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Nah Dustin never came close to finishing Max, while Dustin was saved by the Bell from tapping again. All Dustin's power went away after the second round.

It's over tony, there's literally no where to run, you HAVE to fight khabib, your only option is to get flushed by him, el cuckuy is finished.

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Watching it live I gave Max one round. He didn't win more than one round, let alone 2, let alone 3.
>5 was a toss up
Blatantly false. Dustin was landing the harder shots and wobbling that goof in almost every round

Half of the posts were people being ironic tbqh. People were saying Smiff was going to beat Jones too, but most people didn't actually believe that. People just want to see undefeated fighters lose it has always been like that.

Time for some actual discussion: do you think anyone has ever gotten an erection/become aroused during a fight? Serious replies only.

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A true contrarian

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Yeah, conor got one but his dick is so small no one noticed it, he got turned on by khabib humping in front of the world.

yes

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haha then what

BASED

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He didn't wobble Max round 5 he resorted to hugging him. I picked Dustin to win before the fight, but watching it live I thought they were going to give it to Max 3-2. It wasn't really a shutout win. Dustin did dominate the first two rounds though.

What are you going to do when Tony violates your boy and steals his claim to the GOAT of MMA live in front of the millions of fans he's accumulated over this past two years?

then he tapped like a bitch, went home and jerked his clitty off to thoughts of khabib dominating him.

for literally what reason

Most of those are 48-47 meaning it was a close fight like I said.

>It wasn't really a shutout win.
It was the ultimate shutout win cause Dustin proved lil baby Max lost all his advantages he has at FW when fighting guys his own size.

Not happening, but hypothetically speaking i would still stand by khabib because i'm not a sellout.

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Most MMA journalists are dumb and 99% of them didn't think Max won.

he didn't permaflush wonderpedo

thank pettis for that

“It’s 2019, do we really still need scantily-clad women to wander around the middle of a fighting ring between rounds?” Lord Mayor of Melbourne Sally Capp asked Herald Sun. “Grid girls are no longer part of Formula One, walk-on girls are no longer part of professional darts — surely it’s time to move on.”

Grid girls have been removed from professional racing in many parts of the world and last weekend’s boxing event in Victoria, featuring Jeff Horn vs. Michael Zerafa, replaced its ring card girls with men after getting pressured by politicians and women’s advocacy groups.

He dropped him like 10 times and weakened his chin

>replaced its ring card girls with men
And /box/ says we’re the gay ones

Based!

So they didn't think he won because they're dumb. See how stupid your point was?

Serious questions, why are asians so damn bad at UFC?

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Heeminder that if you abandon your boy after a loss he was never really your boy

My point is, although they're dumb, even they aren't dumb enough to think Holloway won. Even Max didn't think he won. If it was such a close fight as you say it was, a lot of people would complain that it was a robbery, except it wasn't. Dustin won the fight by a huge margin. Max only won 1 round, giving him 2 rounds is being extremely generous.

that fucking form, he's going to get injured before the khabib fight

I miss Doo Ho Choi

What if he violated multiple clauses within your boyhood contract?

Max is a featherweight no one is disputing that. Let's see Whittaker fight a light heavyweight or Khabib fight a welterweight and see what happens. Weight classes exist for a reason. Doesn't change that the fight was close. Dustin almost tapped.

He's already injured himself by tripping on a wire

youtu.be/VO-MFgIqbA8

Even the camel fuckers in Abu Dhabi allowed them. Australia has got to be the most cucked country on the planet.

Fight wasn't close at all, Dustin was the clear winner. He was landing the harder shots and had the better striking.

Because Max isn't a crybaby he wasn't going to complain about losing he knows he should have finished Dustin instead of leaving it to the judges. Good fighters don't make excuses. The fight was still close though.

He's fighting on the Dec card

Who is he fighting?

Tony is thinking of a way to get injured right now to duck khabib

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Name 1 good Tony win.

Dustin literally said he almost got finished after the fight.

[citation needed]

He's probably going to take more PEDs so his blood thickens again, since he's a cheat and a fraud.

Tibau

1. The guy who lived in his walls
2. The chip in his leg
3. RDA

i know, but something stupid will happen again

Tony vs khabib January UFC 246 mark my words

Sorry about posting brown cis women janny, il be good this time

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I was like ok I guess until
>replaced its ring card girls with men
Ya nahh

No opponent yet but he said he's returning In December

Did you watch the fight? He said it in the post fight interview

all of them

Tony is a bum, khabib will flush him.

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Even Lando Cannata?

yes

He actually lost to Lando

>Lando Cannata
>not Cando Crapata

Fuck you and your 11 wives khabiib

i well elemenayte chad mini mendes

anthony SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!!! pettis

it's over for el cuckuy

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>turns out schaub won the story and is also the good guy
h8rs BTFO

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>tapping to a neck crank
LMAO

ronda beat correia in august 1 2015
ronda lost to holly holms in november 15 2015
its kinda insane

Piece of shit, you are challenging the opinion of a proven expert. Prove that you have the credentials to challenge Eddie's opinion, you worthless inbred mutt.

I don't have to show or prove anything, because I respect the expert's opinion, you putrid sack of dogshit.

Wasn't a neck crank it was a face squeeze

HIS FOOT WAS A BALLOON, HIS FOOT WAS A BALLOON!

I do alpha male shit

Did anyone notice how eddie's face changed when dustin tapped? go watch the fight companion, he realized tony will have to fight khabib now, and that ferguson is basically doomed now.

Dont ever apologize for posting black beautiful women online

I have to, this is a family and advertiser friendly board.

>negresses
>being beautiful
>ever

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I hate the fact that we have to share this board with followers of other sports, MMA is literally the only thing worth following.

Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.

1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.

2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.

3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.

4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.

5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!

It's time for the real champ to step up!

Is Conor really going to rematch Khabib? Doesn't he have to beat the guy who fought Khabib last first?

he based

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he BASTE

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Love this pasta, will be fun reposting it after the fight.

nah it's conor, he should beat somebody else before but it's conor

Nice copypasta mutty, reality of the situation is tony is finished, its sad really seeing you all cling to that filthy spic, he's literally your last hope, i cant wait for khabib to maul him.

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stop being racist

are you lads going to stop posting when tony inevitably heems kebab?

it was a different time

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You didn't stop posting after Dustin lost

>Johnson utterly destroys tony
>Khabib mauls johnson and makes him tap

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Why did Ronda duck Alexis Davis?

yes

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>are you lads going to stop posting when tony inevitably heems kebab?
>heems kebab
not happening, hypothetically speaking, if this happens, no i will not stop shilling for khabib.

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I am challenging your opinion, you are not an expert and telling me what to think of expert opinion. You are not an expert so it is not your place to challenge or amend the expert opinion. You respecting it means shit, you have no authority or expertise to tell me what to think of the expert opinion

We will wait until the Council of Experts tells your cumbrain what to think as you are incapable of thinking for yourself

Lord Gordon Bless

>Tibau completely negates Khabib's wrestling and beats him
>Tony chokes Tibau in round 1

based toe hogan beddit memes

Probably the only based thing youll ever say tbqh

>Khabib manages to beat roided up tibau
holy BASED

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Honda was a cutie

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i see the spammer has taken a new personality, glad hes not spamming then the janny would have to take him for a walk like a dog

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take your meds mutty

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4channel or whatever this website is called now is the blue bord website, safe for work edition
You still have to be 18 to post here, so no its not a family friendly board

Anyways, ill let you in on a secret
Do you know why croats are the best and strongest people alive
hint: we watch webms of women of a particular race every day
Do you know why stipe married an italian (negroid) women?

Cringe

based

DC wins the third fight

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>I am challenging your opinion
I have provided no opinion. I respect the expert's opinion and his credentials. You are an inbred piece of shit challenging Eddie's opinion. Prove that you have the credentials to challenge him. Until you prove that you're an ADCC gold medalist, your dogshit opinions are worthless.

kys mutt trash

Guys who is Conor McGregor? I just started watching MMA this year and he doesn't fight but everyone spams him. Is he good?

no

You are telling me what to think of the experts opinion. You are not an expert and it is therefore invalid. You are also amending his opinion which is irrelevant as you are not the expert. Literally anything you say on this matter is void, one way or the other.

Some tapping can

Conor Anthony Notorious McGregor is an Irish professional mixed martial artist and one of the best fighters of all time

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Prime Khabib cannot lose

Conorina is a MtF transgender woman, she had her sex change operation after the khabib fight.

I am not telling you anything. I am only conveying you the expert's opinion. If you challenge the expert's opinion (which you are), provide proof of your credentials first. Until you do that, your opinions are worthless dogshit and I'm going to continue shitting down your throat.

kys mutt trash

CANor

i agree, its time for some new ring girls

Now you’re just backtracking. Your opinions and conveyals are irrelevant. You are not an expert and in no position to tell me how I should approach the opinion. You are also amending it when you have no authority to.

Thawlts? mobile.twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/1171485566006751232?s=19

Unfortunately spammy has no legs, it would more likely be a ride if anything

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

>Trying this hard to force a meme

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>calling out Conor McMURRMURR
>2019
wew

PeaHead finna get dabbed on

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They can be co-main to Tony vs Khabib

why are the faces of ufc always the bad guys?

He'll probably kill himself once he realizes he was mere stepping stone in the Gooby redemption arc

You have no authority to amend, disagree, or convey expert opinion.

JUSTin FORGOTTEN POOier

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

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Did Poirier go to high school or not? Why did he keep saying he didn't go to 9th grade when he supposedly wrestled in highschool? Did he just skip 9th grade or some shit?

Would be a kino card until Dustin pulls out and one of Tony or Khabib pull out

Yummy

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If Conor wants to rematch Khabib he could fight Islam first. Sets up the storyline perfectly if he wins, since Islam is Khabib's best friend and has a similar style.

Your opinion and argument will now be discarded. You have no authority over the use of expert opinion.

yes i am a woman now but i used to be a man i dated conor for 18 months. he has no idea how to have sex and he likes me to dom him.

yeah true

Islam is on artems level skill wise

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

Give another, babe.

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

Then it should be an easy fight for McTapper.

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kys weeb, take that shit to Yea Forums.

That's why Joe is leaving LA for bumfuck nowhere Colorado

Good fight. Thought I would put my money on Gooby

The entire site is Yea Forums.

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

seething

Mctapper? You mean Pillowfist McTapper? The rowdy Irishman who couldn't even bother a 60 year old man with his favorite left? No such thing as an easy fight when you can't squash a grape bud

twitter.com/joerogan/status/1171499193640185857

cuck rogan jacking off to muscly black men again

dudes mma record is 4 wins 5 losses lol

Give me another, babe

twitter.com/SirChrisofKeogh/status/1171500682903351297
What did he mean by this?

>your

lol

what the fuck is wrong with toe? is he unironically into BBC shit?

typical rogan fan

How new are you? Joe is raising black children already

his jewish wife certainly is

It's extremely hard to be agile when you have a lot of muscles on you. Back muscles pretty much lock your arms

OH NO NO NO
i know, i just didn't realize he was actually into BBC.

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khabib is slinging dick

>dudes mma record is 4 wins 5 losses lol
But heem told me that records don't matter...

No proof of your credentials? Then your verbal diarrhea is worthless dogshit. Eddie said Dustin is a legit BJJ blackbelt, until you prove you have better BJJ credentials, any disagreement with Eddie's opinion that spills out of your ass-mouth is irrelevant.

kys mutt trash

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Yes yes yes yes yes Daddy Dana wants Conor back to save UFC. Tony Spergasun ain’t got a warriors heart like Conor, he’ll get “inured”. It’s finally going to happen, he’s back!

Joe Rogan is a bald asshole who cheats on his wife. I know this because my good friend Brendan Schaub told me.

twitter.com/DCBlueStar/status/1171161625094762501?s=20
What the fuck america, you guys live in 2025
what magic is this?!

And another

I think when schaub said joe is slinging dick he meant joe is gobbling on black cocks

EEEDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.

It's time to move on from these old hags, no ring girls above 24 y/o pls

Cyborg to Bellator is unironically fascinating because Women's 145 is the ONLY division that Bellator has that's SUPERIOR to the UFC's.

This is the first time Cyborg will be in an actual division.

hope they put one of these at UFC events so i can get a pic with schaub

245:
>Nunes/De Randamire [Confirmed]
>Max/Volkanovski [Highly suspected]

so where does Usman/Colby come in?
We have to wait till fucking 2020 now?
Give him his title shot already.

Based aussies demand new younger ring girls

Actually based

Worst photoshop ever. Is there a Rule 34 version?

>i just didn't realize he was actually into BBC.

Welcome to /heem/ 242er.

Name 5 fighters you would choose to take a picture with

5 Brendan Schlobs

Imagine being Artem in that household and having to be all like "damn, Conor's sister, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both me as a fighter and the real me." when all he really wants to do is lose another match in the UFC. Like seriously imagine having to be Artem and not only sit in that chair while Conor's sister flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CONOR'S SISTER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been beating nothing but a healthy diet of cans and rookies and later alleged BJJ victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Russia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the coach calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the UFC security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Artem. You're not going to lose your future TV analyst career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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it was truly a different time

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How is Jones above Khabib on p4p rankings? Serious answers please

Brendan Schaub x 5

KIIYYAA

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196er doesnt sound like a insult anymore
All smaller fighters so i can mogg them

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Typical h*nky

>Islam
Maybe if Islam beat a non-can first

Why wouldnt he be?

Is it really cheating if he is sucking BBC in tag team with his wife?

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Fedor
Mirko Filipovic
DC
Bisping
GSP

You can't fight an ideology

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>Sweden flag larping as a tranny who fucked Conor
Name a gayer country

kek snifff
Hahah sniff

It becomes cheating when he takes the load for himself rather than letting her get impregnated.

>fistfucks your gf out of pure love
nothing personal non-hegalian marxists

Why does he sniff so much? Is it cocaine abuse or something?

Tick

usually when he's public speaking in the english language because he's nervous.

1. Steroids
2. Inactivity/inconsistent
3.talent he has beaten
4.win streak
Just off top of my head

Sucks he couldn't get a better tick like this guy youtu.be/rqtr_RvR3sY

Poirer commits suicide and Conor becomes triple champ by the end of the year

Wake up Canor it's over

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E NOUVEAUX

...

I'm right here

>lets deprive women of work because it makes men happy to see them
woah progressive what would women do without you