Showing em what's what...... that's what.......but what is that......the what becomes the that when it's shown.......but young jayling.......when he's on the pitch........he never shows anything to the opposing players..........they can't see the ball.....yeah.....a game of hide-n-seek you can't win..... yessir.......until the ball's in the back of the net...... that's when they see it....... they've been shown........heh......they see what they couldn't see before.....in a way jesse enlightens them...... that's what lil ling does.......heh.....well.....heh..... there WAS..... one player......one defender.... somehow....could see the ball before linny revealed it to him.......but ling was younger then.........even more inexperienced........that defender was Phile 'willy' Johnes....... dubbed the next Maldini [romanian defender....real good....could kick a ball so high you'd grow a beard waitin for it to fall down] he was 'posed to be.......you know why he didn't make it?..... heh...well.....listen......
-excerpt from story of jay lingz : an biography of a young but talented youngster
i still don't know if bulgaria, greece or kenya is the worst poster on Yea Forums
Grayson Adams
jay lingy he did use to become real angery when a defender dared to try to get the ball from him....of course they never could but... but Philly he ....... once he managed to touch the ball while Lingz was on it....yeah toepoked it.......lingo, well, he didn't appreciate that.. . .... usually ling used to take it easy in training.......but after that... he'd let Phil have it......and oh boy.......humiliating......Jess liked to make him crawl....yeah all fours....once while Philly was on the ground he stepped on his fingers, crushed them........MAKE ME A FUNNY FACE! You could hear the sound of fingerbones crackling as Lingard pressed his studs harder and harder. Phil was contorting his face in unimaginable ways, hoping to please Jesse enough to let go. Jesse finally released his hand but he was not done yet... Before Jones could stand up Jesse kicked him as hard as he could in the belly....... PLAY DEAD!...Jones collapsed in fetal position. But he could not play dead as he was shivering, struggling to hold in his vomit. PLAY DEAD!!!...and another forceful kick. Jones barfed. BITCH! LICK IT UP CUNT! LICK IT UP AND MAKE A FUNNY FACE!....... GOOD BOY! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YEAH FUCKER! WHEN YOU'RE DONE WE'RE DOING A REPEAT! ALRIGHT??..... SAY YES MASTER!...yes master........THANK YOU MASTER JLINGZ...thank you master jaylingz.....THUD - another kick, right to the head.....jesse pulled a leash out of his back pocket and put it on Phil's neck and walked him around the training ground....dragged I should say........this went on while everyone was watching......they were saying amongst themselves.....yeah serves him right for trying to ruin jesses confidence by taking the ball from him........and that was that for the new maldini....that was that......
-excerpt from story of jay lingz : an biography of a young but talented youngster
Oliver Russell
i still don't know if bulgaria, greece or kenya is the worst poster on Yea Forums
Dominic Lewis
Holy fucking BASED
Luke Brooks
"jesse! jesse wake up" *wakes up* - what? "it's time to feed...such is the reason of why I have awoken you" - hmm... what's for eat? "Heh... I have brought you...you r favourite food..." - heh... Remind me again... what is it that my favourite...food is? "Why, jesse, it's "premier league and cup defenders".. Only the best dinner for you" - thanks, caretaker, but how about Champion League defender? "Sorry...not available this year... (N/A)"
Cooper Evans
every time we think we managed to be the worse, bulgaria is always one step ahead with their shitposting infuriating to say the least
