/fpl/

Sterling

all 3

He will never recover from this humiliation.

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So who are you captaining fellas? I have mine on Sterling (have KDB too but don't captain him), but he is playing tonight and such, makes me worried about Salah but can see Salah blanking which would be hilarious even though he is rested.

Salah shits the bed every other game. Didn't score vs Burnley. So he'll probably end up with about 2 against Newcastle, and it's at Anfield. Definitely captaining Salah.

>KdB gets three assists and a goal against Scotland away
>people think this won’t translate to Norwich away
ster(i)lvirgins can suck my dick, I’m triple captaining kev the brown

I decided to keep hurricane

luke either does really really well or really really badly because he doesn't play safe.

pretty sure he finished in the top 1k one year but has some other awful awful finishes too

Salah but KDB looks tempting

Has he not played?

Listen.. their hit or miss, they change out the scout team..and rising and falling value players ..its worth something but not too much..Andy at lets talk FPL is ok

yeah until he gets drunk

>some guy in my uni league literally copies the rebbit bandwagon team every week

what's the point tbqh

captain Mane, Sterling or KDB?

>or Vardy

>vs Newcastle
Mane's going to score.

wildcard active. is this good enough for me to forget about it?

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Have Rashford. Should I replace with Haller or Barnes?

not sure about Son
maybe find a way to get Haller

is martial starting?

Mount to Iwobi?

keep Rashy

Probably not well I hope not I want him to drop. So transfer him out please.

>wanting a Manchester United player

do i short Pukki?

wild card active, sold salah in this game week while trying to keep the option of getting him back in 1 or 2 transfers when/if needed. Still a few of weak spots, thoughts?

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Remember when you all called me a fucking retard for buying Haller before he blew up? Fuck all of you cunts

>tfw wanted to wait and see on Haller because City in week 1 and a lot of money to bench him
>tfw have him now and he's scored last week
good feels

Yeah but did you captain him tho? I did

>people still have 2 Liverpool defenders

>page 9

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Nice save

yup, still captaining Harrold pepeLaugh

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Sorry for your loss

This is my WC, not sure about James. I was thinking about getting McGinn but I dont find what to upgrade with the money

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Question of the week:
Who do you captain out of the following players?
More Salad
Of Brown
Aguero
Sterling

Son of Richarli

t. big brain

>mfw didn't read "out of the following"

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I think Newcastle wont get as big a beating as people expect. Bruce will keep it tight for a long as he can, having said that Salah could still get 2 goals in the end. I'm going Sterling of all City picks, Norwich will play open football so expecting big points.

is having mane but not salah basically suicide?

aguero no brainer

My squad going into Gw5 will probaby switch out Tammy for Barnsey if he goes up by .1 again.

Captain pick has to be Sterling based on Norwich.

Although Salah looked absolutley lethal in terms of fpl last GW was unlucky to not get a couple more assists and goals.

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>Wan Pissaka
>Kane
>Rashdirt

You need to wildcard or somethin son

next week if they blank again

Mané stopped being friends with Salah, the egyptian fraud is going to score less than half of what he used to. You've been warned.

Wildcard active. Can this be improved in any way?

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your post is trash

So just like my life, I see.

Is having david silva dumb? Dunno who else to have

But Mane already never assists anyone

Lads, need a 5m or less midfielder who's the best option?

Cantwell

That's what I was thinking but relying on two Norwich players puts me off

Trossard confirmed out until after the October international break

Yeah, it's fucked me into taking a - 4

just get jayling in your team bratan

Man got some mad potential innit he just needs time to develop his skillz n what

lads, convince me not to get Lanzini

West ham are not good

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Rate my wc-team

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k, thanks

I think I'll go for Laddison then

Mine is extremely similar so i rate it 8/10

I have both Lanzini and Haller :))))))

I’m genuinely curious, how does fantasy work for this sport?
Americans sports are so obsessed with stats tracking that it’s easy to make a fantasy scoring system. What is it like for this one? Points for goals scored and passes completed?

Action Points
For playing up to 60 minutes 1
For playing 60 minutes or more (excluding stoppage time) 2
For each goal scored by a goalkeeper or defender 6
For each goal scored by a midfielder 5
For each goal scored by a forward 4
For each goal assist 3
For a clean sheet by a goalkeeper or defender 4
For a clean sheet by a midfielder 1
For every 3 shot saves by a goalkeeper 1
For each penalty save 5
For each penalty miss -2
Bonus points for the best players in a match 1-3
For every 2 goals conceded by a goalkeeper or defender -1
For each yellow card -1
For each red card -3
For each own goal -2

Goals, assists, clean sheets and some bonus points system which I couldn't tell you how it works.

Bonus points is all the statistical autism that american fantasy football has but they just condense it down to the 3 highest scoring players getting extras.

I'm tempted by Aguero but I'm a brainlet

Need a replacement for Laporte, not sure what to do

>Need a replacement for Laporte
Van Aanholt

Don’t be silly

take the Otamendi pill, lad

1FT but no need to use it right?
More who should I captain? Not managed to do this well all season, but might give KDB a run?

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Remember to sell Martial today. He won't be playing for another few weeks. Get in before the price drop.
I recommend buying James

Rolling with this for the time being

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otamendi essential

Probably but I'd rather wait to see what he does with cancelo. 5.4m for an attacking city fullback could be a steal

Feel free to point and laugh or give tips on future improvement

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Help lads

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>no TAA
why not?

>united assets
Oh dear.

I wanted the midfield and attack that I have. Van Aanholt is a the lidl version of TAA anyway

Delusional

Why am I deluded?

Because you don't have a single City or Liverpool defender. Two likely relegation candidates starting in your defence when you could just bank Zinchenko, Otamendi for a clean sheet instead of on the off chance PVA gets a attacking return.

is this WC team setup ok?

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>United players

>Laporte's out until February
>Mendy is back
Definitely might have to do Zinchenko to Otamendi

You're gonna end up with 7million sat on the bench every week. Get rid of Abraham for Greenwood and upgrade James or pieters.

>Mane
>No Salah
I don't approve of this

Pep said he's back but he plans for him to play a few games for the reserves I think

City’s backline this half-season now that Laporte is confirmed ded

——————— Ederson
Cancelo — Walker — Stones — Zinchenko

Stones will be rotated with Otamendi a lot too, city will keep a lot less clean sheets now so I would ditch Ederson and go with a cheaper option like Pope if I were you

I know, I don't like it myself, but I fell for the D james hype.
Thanks. pieters to TAA maybe?
I feel like the 1m extra can be better spent, but I might be wrong.

my boy...

Pieters to TAA is a great move

Is david silva a meme?
Also James -> Mount?

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>Is david silva a meme?
Yes, I'd say Mahrez is the big brain pick

Food for thought until next week then

not sure what to do with trashford, id have to take a hit to get rid of him (for haller). That doesn't seem like a right thing to do.

United are completely shit and this week they're riddled with injures. Just take the - 4 for Haller, I've already done it.

On WC, need tips

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will he play against norwich?

>Fabinho
Swap him out. He'll only return clean sheets and Liverpool aren't even getting those lately.

Fabinho is a waste of a Liverpool spot, no KDB is a big mistake with how valuable he is

Lads. Would appreciate some help. Have 2 free transfers. What do?

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Sell perez and moutinho this week and King next week

Dump aguero for a cheaper striker and add KDB while removing fabinho?

Pope, 4m

Digne,Dunk,TAA, Baseduncu, Lundstram

Sterling, Salah, KDB, Douglas Luiz, Cantwell

Haller, Vardy, Greenwood

Would you change anything

>6 million keeper
Could never justify it

Yeah but swap em for who lad?

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r8 my weekly wildcard team

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Much better

Made team uniforms for /fpl/ for next weeks Yea Forumserb Owl

/fpl/.com Home Kit

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Red Arrow away kit

What do I put as a keeper?

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Probably

triple captain symbol

Norwich vs City is going to be the battering of the century and I’ve got no idea who to captain. Also, should I start Lundstram or McGinn?

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Fair enough

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>serie a flop is dominating the eplel
you literally can't make this shit up

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Who will return more points: salad against newcastle, or sterling and de brown against norwich? Might think of captaining de bownski

De brown will get 4 assists tomorrow screencap this

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>implying Norwich wouldn't get completely obliterated if they were fit to play
hehe

I think as you said it will be a blood bath but the Norwich players have had a 2 week rest and I think they score tomorrow. With Laporte out till Jan, they will probably concede while they reorganize. Liverpool on the other hand are starting to settle with Adrian so are probably a safer bet for clean sheets. I don't have Pukki in my team but I would probably play him, and risk Lundstrom at home against a dodgy southampton, although I have him and Cant well, and can't decide which of those 2 plays for me

KdB or Sterling captain? I need answers nao pls

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I know it’s >xG but still a useful graph

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Sterling will blank m8
Digits confirm

go to bed satan

yes, Douglas Luiz > 4.5 m shitter

looks good, m9

nice job

also, Idk if there's a goal horn yet but we could use this
youtu.be/DKxqtIgHVzU

This is from the Arsenal game right?

>literally every Norwich CB is out tomorrow
triple captain

I ended up picking random fantasy football songs off youtube and also put in a mashup of michu/vardy/mahrez/pukki goals for the CF representing all the cheap GOATs.

Yes

Who do I keep on the bench?
Barnes (who supposedly fucked up his groin) or Greenwood (which might start since lots of united players are fucking dead)

used my wildcard lads

Wan-Bissaka -> Lundstram
Robbo -> TAA
Dendoncker -> Maddison
Jota -> Ayew

Holy shit Norwich are absolutely fucked at the back. From what I gather they have zero fit centre backs and will be playing midfielders in there.

Not much different to mine

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What's the chances of Pep rotating the likes of Aguero, Sterling and KDB considering two of them played in the international break and they've got CL Wednesday?

Price Changes - 14th September 2019

Price Rises: Digne (6.2), Matip (5.5), D.James (6.2), Mings (4.6), Pieters (4.7)

Price Falls: Xhaka (5.3), Locadia (5.3), J.King (6.3), Ibe (4.8), Barkley (5.7), Townsend (5.8), Calvert-Lewin (5.8), Gomez (5.3), Sharp (5.8), Foyth (4.9), Camarasa (4.8)

what's the Yea Forums champions league league code?

Nicolas Pepe's gonna grab his first goal this weekend, lads.

jesus is coming back this week. aguero might not even start. and sterling will probably be rested. you gonna triple captain bilva lmao?

Sterling is the first name on the team sheet. KDB is the second. They have a favorable CL group and with Liverpool top and Laporte out, they will go as strong as possible for a couple more weeks. The rest of MF will be rotated. After a long lay off Jesus will probably get about 30 minutes, if they are cruising at 60 minutes, Aguero, Sterling, KDB are all candidates to be subbed

For me its sterlo. Not amazing point haul for a few weeks, played extremely well for englel and is now facing Norwich who have ZERO natural defenders due to injuries.

fuck \m/

Should I start Greenwood or Cantwell?

Greenwood

none of them to be honest.

Read this as Nick Pope kek

This is a good team

R8

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This is a joke right?

Does anyone r8 mahrez

everyone but pep

not trusting my triple captain tonight with aguero. might wait until next week at home to watford.

Rate/hate

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Lads who do I captian.

Aguero or Sterling? Also brought in Abraham on my free hit

Didn't want to do any transfers this GW but the late injury news meant I had to the olf Pogba James switcheroo. Not happy with it desu as I wanted to keep Pogba in, but maybe it will work out

Pogba is shocking mate.

Dropped him after GW1. So inconsistent and not at all worth the price

why is it so dead in here?

I thought he'd be a steal at 8.5, because despite how shit and lazy he is, he still racks up Utd's top goals and assists. Often on penalties too. Has been incredibly bad at the start of this season though.

Firmimo on the bench.

why would I give away my secrets and tell you which Ngubu I transfered in this week m8

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maybe this week I won't do absolute shit

>Firmino not playing
I'm I fucked

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>traded away salah for mane
>had origi but traded him away for king so I could afford city players
Have I JUSTed myself?

This would have been me if I wasn't all in on Aguero
After Leicester and Algerias wins, yes. He has it in him. Don't rate him in fantasy tho

How fucked am I this GW lads? Be honest.

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You was fucked when you put Lloris in your team.

You'll do well but not as well as me

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If you aren’t going 5 at the back this GW then you’re fucked

Douglas Luiz? Y tho?

I don't know. It was either him or guendouzi

VVD is going to smash one in from 40 yards today

What if he doesn't? How will you cope?

I don't have him

just saying

LMAO

vvd/taa players how are you coping?

Best right back in the world btw

looooool

>liverpool keeper and defender
AAAAAAAAHHH

At least liverpool losing is funny which is a hedge against my liverpool players doing poorly

Good thing I at least stopped doubling up on Liverpoop defense.

Glad I didn't captain Salah by how this looks

VVD header after TAA corner would be juicy to silence the haters

>not replacing salah with mane
Incoming mane brace btw

>Don't have Mane
Fuck

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>people using wildcard and STILL has 2 livepool defense

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Finally Robbochads our time has come

Who else here big brain mane?

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>tfw fell for the shitnold meme

>smug Joe swapped Robertson to Trent this week

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>the week I switch robertson for taa

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>robertson
Fucking finally

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BASED MANE

>had Mane captain last three weeks

Got him vc but still

>tfw you took the mane pill and dropped salah

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Will Firmino get the assist for that?

O i am laffin at people with the salah/taa combo

Where's the lad who asked if he should captain Mane or not? Hope you listened to me.

>SALAH PICKERS
>TAA PICKERS

EXPOSE YOURSELVES

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yeah

FUCK YOU SALAH

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I captained Aguero
I am only half seething because I switched robertson to taa and salah to mane (wildcard)

I am both but am convinced both will get points in this game. At least I get the Bobby assist.

DAS IT

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Fs lad

Stop

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>he doesnt have 16points at this stage

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>Tfw not gonna' make it

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>7
Trent and Salah not producing yet but based Bobby did

Same

Nooooo i took captain from mane and put it on fucking de brown because of you Yea Forums

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Always go with your instinct when it comes to captain picks.

13 points so far

Why would you ever do that? Mane has scored the most goals in the PL this year and they're playing Newcastle

16 points lads

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Told you, but you wouldn't listen

Did the same

Fuming about Liverpool not getting a penalty. Could've had a Captained Salah goal on top of my Bobby assist. Marriner is actually retarded.

>it's a 'you captain Msalah and he does nothing while Mane has a 20 point week' episode

why nobody did captain mane? scored most goals in home games especially in 2019

>captaining Salah in a 12:30 kickoff

I have Salah instead of him so I couldn't but I've been telling everyone who has him to captain him. Hard to believe people underrate him.

we in here baby

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Captained Salah instead of sticking with Kevin Brown. He’ll get 6 assists and a goal now.

>trips
Based I have him on my team. Captain aguero who will score the goals assisted by Brownie

>tfw Sterling
We're due a haul

tick tock, salahfags

KdB will get more

ALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHUUUUU AKBARRRRRRR

INSHALLAH

Bout time you ISIS fraud

>23 points in one game
mmmMMMMmmmmm

Thank you based Bobby

>Who’s going to be your KING of the match, vote at full time

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Team sheets for 3pm games are out.

wow didn’t know that thanks

>ashley barnes is austrian
You wot

No worries mate.

...

yeah he's 1/4 austrian so he's a full blooded austrian invader in anglo lands la

>Chelsea playing a 3-4-3 with Alonso at LM
oh

>that guy who started ROBINSON in his team
Show yourself

>Trent could have had 2 goals
Fuck you Newcastle

>Gray starting over Perez
lmaoooo Perez

:)

>I started Greenwood over Cantwell

FUCK Ole

>23 points
How are you lads doing so far?

23 points as well

18 points, should have kept Robertson over TAA but he'll earn more in the long run.

11. Need a City performance.

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16 points and zero regrets
Imagine spending 7mil on a Liverpool defender lmao tbqh

>vice captained Mount by accident
just watch pep rest sterling now

>tfw fell to trossard meme

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>All these small brain Robertson -> TAA switches
Robertson went down in value and it was only a matter of time before he started getting assists. Selling him this week for TAA is a literal waste of money

son lads

>-8

>get rid of Rashford and he scores next game

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So Palace are going down, right?

the bandwagon begins

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I'll raise you lad

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based

Kane will eventually score r-right?

no

I told you mate but you didn't listen

Where’s that dingus who told me to get van Aanholt

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>PVA niggas

>listening to /fpl/
when will they learn

Who in the fuck is Tomori

>he's the fifth most transferred in player since 11:30 today

Officially don't like FPL anymore lads.

>AWB
>FPL:”50% chance of playing”

went pukki to abraham this week lads

I've seen Tammy Abraham play championship football and that looked like his level. How they fuck is he getting braces every week in the prem

>Chose to have mount as my chelsea asset instead of Abraham

J U S T

>asset
Back to /r/FPL

His two goals today have been shit.

Mount assisted both 1-0 and 2-0 but retarded inconsistent FPL rules denied them.

But in the end, all that matters is points. Mount looked good, Abraham didn't, Mount blank, Abraham on 12.

thank u based tam tam

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All his goals have been shit so far

yep, tammy is joining my team

tammy ESSENTIAL? 6 goals in 3 games

>6'7 dan burn playing wingback for brighton

is potter, dare i say it, a tactical genius?

>7.0 player who is the starting striker for a top 6 team and is in fantastic form
Gee I don't know

Potter is unironically a tactical genius.

Lloris and Dunk have a clean sheet so far.

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>PVA on for -2
Well show yourself friends

GOAL - Brighton 0-1 Burnley
Lewis Dunk (own goal)

Dwight Mcneil flashes a dangerous low cross through the six yard box. Lewis Dunk stretches to clear and ends up poking it past his own keeper.

There goes my Erik Pietrs cleansheet

looking pretty essential desu

>no tammy abraham
>no liverpool clean sheet
>no kane goal
>no james blooter
>no vards blooter
>no burnley clean sheet
>basedturk responsible for pen
unless sterling and pukki both score hat tricks I'm considering ending it lads

4 fucking goals and not even a solitary mount assist

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

PLEASE SON GET THE HATRICK

barnes or pukki to the jewish black man?

what the fuck wolves

Barnes.

barnes, burnley can fuck off. shit team

Might have to pick up Abraham if this keeps up. Thought Ayew would be good for a cheeky couple of points but he hasn't got a sniff.

Tfw shipped out Tammy for Barnes last night.

why would you sell someone who was taking loads of shots in the box, had 3 big chances last games and 4 goals in 2 games

already up to 45 points lmao with de bruyne, pukki, zinchenko and obama to come

thank fuck i wildcarded this week

>no sterling

Thinking we wouldn't notice lad

>obama
>not sterling or aguero

what

Should I swap out my shitty midfielder for Mason Mount or should I make the moves to get Tammy Abraham into the team week after next?

SUCK MY DICK NIGGA *6IX9INE VOICE*

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post your team shagger

Mount just missed an open net

sheffield united cs wiped,

lol, post your shit team gayboys. guarantee mines is better

what overall rank are you?

>19 points

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higher than you

>28
>was on 23 after the Liverpool match
weeeeeeeeeeeee

Need De Bruyne to get goals/assists, as well as Pukki getting goals and also an Everton masterclass from Digne and Richarlison otherwise I'm fucked.

>no kdb

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De Bruyne benched

As soon as I fucking post this.

These cunts arrive.
Just hand me the fucking rope already.

fucking Lundstram

KDB BENCHED I REPEAT KDB BENCHED

i fucking despise that bald fuckung autust cunt

FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>smug joe swapped trent for robertson and brough in kdb on wildcard

Fucking pep REEEEEEEE

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Fuck Pep. Hope Pukki fucking PUMPS the cunts.

>debruyne
Have a (you) buddy

Tammy Abraham own goal.

hope sterling gets a broken leg now

Abraham looks injured.

yep, starting to think we might want to get benches now

every good team has kdb so chill

ohohOHOH I have Mane as vice captain, thanks pep. please no sub

not as captain

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Vice captain?

pls hat trick sterling PLS

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>kane subbed off
you've got to be kidding

imagine not captaining sterling against norwich with quadrillion injuries. incoming 0-5 at half time

>de bruyne captain
>auto-selected lloris is vice

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sterling will get subbed off after 50 minutes to rest him for CL after City are up 3-0 (goals from Silva, Aguero and Gundogan)

no ;_;

Who the fuck is Jeff Hendrick?

mong

What do you mean no? Who's your vice captain is what I meant

I don't know Jeff

>United clean sheet
>I benched AWB
Bye

there you go u little bitch

Oh, it's Salah so it's not great either

mount

Neat, Mount saved me just as I was about to get 4/4 blanks.

Only a pukki and pepe hattrick can save my gw now

over to you Raheem

>0
>2
>2
>2
>1
Fuck me.

Need a Richarlison hat trick all with assists from Digne and a Pukki hat trick and then De Bruyne being subbed on for a hat trick.

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MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT

Lmao. Just a life lesson for you: don’t be smug before the thing you’re being smug about ends

>that first post
>smug
Lad, you might have the 'tism

You were probably being a smug cunt after the liverpool game like everyone else

>realises he fucked up and literally just starts making shit up to try to save face
lad, it's not that big of a deal. you looked silly on an anonymous imageboard, relax.

will take that

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Played lad

n

Bro just stop. I can envision you a few hours floating about muh mane and muh firmino. Get fucked KdBcuck

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autism

KDB->SON it is then

lad, stop. this is getting embarrassing.

>kevin
>de
>bruyne
:^)

imagine being so incredibly triggered by an fpl thread

Fucking pep and his autism. I've got de Bruyne and Sterling, I think the threat of rotation is too much to keep both of them. Will probably bin De Bruyne off for Son.

>posts
>calls other people triggered

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'tism

>no goals against Man U or Leicester
>6 goals against Norwich, Sheffield, and Wolves
I mean, over the course of a season it looks like he'll bang them in against shit teams

Rate please

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Sometimes I think pep does shit so his son can go to his school just wind his buddies up going "told you so" spoiled cunt

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pep save me pls

You don’t even know what autism is

>The word “autism” has its origin in the Greek word “autos,” which means “self.” Children with ASD are often self-absorbed and seem to exist in a private world in which they have limited ability to successfully communicate and interact with others. Children with ASD may have difficulty developing language skills and understanding what others say to them.

You have autism.

>Sterlel and Pukki hattricks incoming

>channer calling another channer autistic
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Dear Santa
I want a Pukki hattrick right now

Have 40 points before the City game.

KDB would've split this trash defence twice already

I have 16 haha

Sterling maybe, but pukki will blank.

City are shit desu

at this rate kdb will get subbed on and still outscore sterling

knew it

who dat?

Lol

It's a he, don't bother.

there's no way

wtf

You have my permission to laugh

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>literallywho scores assisted by literallywho
This is not what I asked for Santa

It is, with a micro penis and I promise you that's a very flattering webm. Pretty sure they have HIV now too.

HIV in 2019

howling

No it was few years ago, they was very ill and had to stop doing porn. So I suspect HIV. Anyway, im embarrassed I know this but anyway PUKKI AND CANTWELL

He's going to sub de brown in isn't he

CANTWELL FROM PUKKI

This is hilarious

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

CANTWELL and PUKKI

BASED

>mfw people actually switched pukki out

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well at least he will be forced to use KDB at this bloody rate.

pls respond

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>don’t start your best player
>get exposed
The bald fraud deserves it

What the actual FUCK!!!!!

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sunglasses and hat man didn't even upload a video this week, what are the odds he took a -8 or something to get KDB in and is currently loading the revolver

Just realised I left Cantwell on the bench and KDB will surely play

You guys told me Norwich would be >atropelated because they have no center defenders, next time I'm going to read what reddit has to say

>pukki assist
Well it’s something

goodbye, you won't be missed

>cantwell second on bench
At least I’ve got Pukki

>at home
>players will be raring for the game
>play attacking football
>huge underdogs
>City lost best defender

Yeah, why people thought this I can't understand. It was obvious Norwich would score.

>tfw out of my 5 midfielders and 3 forward the only one that hasn't delivered points is my captain

They also have no defense

Yeah but most of them wouldn't of had a look in if not for those injuries so they'll be really up for the game to show there chance. They're gonna concede for sure but this wasn't the game for the city routing.

remember when people thought aguero was overpriced but splashed out for sterling without any second thought

Hope that bald twat keeps Kdb on the bench, seeing as he's my captain and I've got Cantwell coming off the bench for him

But we all know he won't. He'll put him on at tye 88th minute. Fucking baldy banger

>there are people that STILL doubt aguero

Dubs and a Sterling goal and assist

pls

Dubs and sterling breaks his fibula in 3 places scoring an own goal

>cantwell benched
>walker no cs and a yellow
>30 points with only digne left to play
hahahaha kill me

HAPPENING

30 points isn't even that bad.

>he doesn’t have aguero

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>Scored with all his shots on target
>Has missed a header in this game

Wow, amazing reporting. The city bias is sickening

No I've got pukki instead lad

>not having both

BUGGI :DDDD

lads

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHHA

PUKKI CHADS ASSEMBLE

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BRING ON KDB YOU FRAUD

If you've not had Pukki since gw1 don't @me

>This line up
>Captained Sterling AGAIN

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show the rest of your team

Please don't I have Pukki first sub

too late

see

Unlucky mate

too lobsided should swap ederson for gunn or pope, then spend bit more on another player but what do I know

I have 5 players to play tomorrow/monday there's hope

buggi 11 points frist on the bench :DDD

STERLING RUBBISH

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You should be alright then

and I thought I was bad, crikey

In what sense ?

I think it works quite well. City will finish with most clean sheets or second to liverpool and the defenders routinely pick up points, even if its just for added effort.

>tammy gonna go up twice before next GW
>next game is liverpool

you think chelsea won't be able to score against a shitty liverpool defence on stamford bridge?

you are basically having to play 4 bench fodder players week in week out to be able to afford that frontline

>only scores against shit teams
>Chelsea can only beat shit teams
This is gonna be fun

OK time for kdb to make atleast 12 points after cucking me from 24 points mane

Pls

Would you say it was worth having Salah downgraded to Mane and TAA to Robertson to be able to afford Tammy or no?

No

>kneejerk.pdf

Not really kneejerk when he's pumped in 10+ 3 weeks in a row

I have Pukki and Cantwell in my bench haha :)

I think he's calling kneejerk because you're also putting in Mane and Robertson who both had great games today. He thinks all of those decisions are based on this singular GW.

Oh, no I am thinking about it for a wildcard in the coming weeks, don't even have TAA or Robertson

Don't like Zinchenko anymore, NOT ONE BIT.

>tfw bench zinchenko and start pukki

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>pukki goal incoming

De bruyne coming on has cost me 15 points

>tfw did the same thing
feels good

can't well ded

Yep, that bald fraud subbed in de brown just to fuck everyone that had captained him

Gameweek genuinely could not have gone worse. 18 points from 6. From 500th to 45,000th.

>having City defenders
Zinchenko & Ederson owners better explain themselves.

hope you all had pukki

>38 points with 2 to play
Absolute atrocious week. Thank fuck for Pukki and Liverpool.

Post em with left to play
>haller
>digne

The average is 39 btw if you're wondering.

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I'm laughing at u bud

Dawson and Heaton left, also 2FT.

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>zinchenko
Honestly, what does he add to the squad? Doesn't have the confidence to cross or shoot. Doesn't assist, doesn't cross, can't defend. Is the city squad this decrepit? Liverpool are unironically gonna win the league

Wow. Pls post team bruv

33 with 2 left.

Embarrassed beyond belief lads. Considering deleting my account.

Would it be kneejerk as fuck to replace Sterling with Mane? I don't really like not having a single Liverpool attacking player. Also doubling up on Pool defenders doesn't look like the smartest idea now. I used my wildcard last week

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Would've been 71 without De Brown

Kinda mad 2bh

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>29 with Guilbert, McGinn and Haller to play
See you next year

dw i'm laughing at myself too. I have fully embarrassed myself and deserve everything.

>Ah yes, I'll bench Pukki so I can play a Sheffield United shitter
I thought you were meant to be good at FPL

You don't need both sterling and aguero. Get Mane in

no

>Sheffield mid at home to Southampton
>Striker vs Man City
Also why would you think I'm good at FPL. I'm good at getting into the top 1k then collapsing. Second year in a row.

Used my wildcard and ended up with 49 with fucking Mings yet to play

I said it before the season and I was told: "Manchester City will have lots of clean sheets. Easy 6 points."

Probably be about average by Monday, wouldn't worry

literally me

I am my own enemy.

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Is Cantwell the best 4.5 midfielder in FPL history?

Looks like a team some arab would make trying to win just this GW

Just end me.

I justed myself so hard with that wildcard. I would have killed it today with my original team. Why did I stop believing in Pukki? Why didn't I learn? As I lament the decisions I made I come to realise that i fucking hate pep Guardiola you fucking fraud brownie you fucking fraud sterling you fucking fraud and taa you fucking fraud I had robertson for a month and now you turn against me? Van Aanholt? Wtf was I thinking? Oh that's right I thought I'd be smart and play the moneyball game with the crystal palace budget euroshopper version of TAA. I got burned. At least i took Mane over Salah

Oh well. Life goes on.

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