/hoc/

huomenta

huomenta. i just came home from school

Who /heemtour/ here?

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What you studyin laddie?

engineering

only 2 burger posts itt and one is a seethepost
rmyt

What do you need engineering for in Finland?

Why is my country so beautiful everywhere I go?

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If by beautiful, you mean desolate farmland, you're doing good buddy!

where hockey arena ?

Look at that mini volcano right there

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Actually Ciarko Sanok Arena was 30km before.

my parents visited krakow soem time ago. wow, it's a nice city

The last time I asked. Finland was full. Is there some empty space for me to come for a week?

you're welcome anytime

Sipping on some coffee if I'm to be truthful with you

The best place to visit is your capital?

Reminder that consuming any un-boiled liquids containing anything except 2 (two) hydrogen molecules and 1 (one) oxygen are going to be the cause of an early death for (You)

Helsinki is a nice city but you must visit "lake district" to see real Finland

Shit, I thought you have your own currency Finland. But I'll come once I got spare 2k.

>yet no pavement as far as the eye can see

Is Lihapiiraka good?

>pavement
>on an express road
Nice one Canada

I'm just fucking with ya m8. At least your nation has stood up to the third world horde. I'd rather have no pavement, than have pavement and an additional 150k durkas each year.

I'm gonna show you Rzeszow. You gonna love it. ALL SLAV

For me, its Oulu

>ALL SLAV
take me home brother, take me home.

Slav, not slave, Yang

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What's hoc music for today?
Old skul hip hop mixed with new wave (mainly Kim Wilde)

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>a fucking weasel

OH THE YEAR WAS 1778

you are like a little babby

had someone unironically tell me that nylander was worth his contract

He unironically is

Do you come from the land down under?

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down under down under

good thing coffee uses boiled liquids

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that contract is going to look like a steal after this season

real pooping hours

do you believe anders lee was overpaid as well?

gonna go take a giant Maple Leafs

Unironically MAF is best goalie of his generation

I think you mean drop a massive lightning.

his numbers dont agree with this statement

look I'm just gonna be in the bathroom for a while dealing with this Eastern Conference I've got going on.

I'm taking my morning Eastern conference with a side of Pacific

better flush twice

By MAF you mean Carey Price?

That's fine, I' ready to cause the early death of myself

hey /hoc/....
partake in coitus
that's all
regards,
/cric/

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dilate

BASED

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>not kipper
>not pekka
>not rask
>not backstrom
>not niemi
>not antti pihlstrom
petä

based sebbo

draisaitl is based

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Overpaid by like 2 million

/cric/ wins yet again

Cric btfo

bitch

*taps GET*

friendly reminder that the st louis blues won the two thousand and nineteen stanley cup

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the only silver lining with the lee contract is his 40 goal season

I actually have some hope this year of making the playoffs. Please don't let me down.

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Fucking workers comp here I come

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Fuck you leaf the mans hurt
What happened m8? Was it train related?

What happened, lad?

>tripfag beta orbiters to the rescue

No I was carrying an electrical box with another worker. Bout 75 lbs. I was the backward carrier and there was a traffic cone in the walk way. I tripped on it and fell on my tail bone and compressed my spine. Now my lower back is fucking killing me. I'm on the way to the doctor to get checked out. Back pain is the goddamn worst.

hope his site gets shutdown for this massive display of incompetence

koopa kakka

It's a railroad. It wont. Plus technically the traffic cone was supposed to be there so trucks dont back into the material.
Odds are theyll pay me and I'll get some percosets

OD on them you fucking fag

>anaheim is white

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I just hope lee has a good season. 70-80 points would b enice to see

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Ironically looks jewish
>ODing on painkillers
I'm not a nigger

begone THOT

Those are some sweet sweatercows

youtube.com/watch?v=KAkHbPhh1ac

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are sweatercows on the menu this morning?

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guess not

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huomenta

dumbass

came to say poland is a shitty shithole and fuck poles

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poles love sausage so much because they are massive homos

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brazil can get fucked too

imagine not filtering brazilians

t. no life experiences

>being a liability at work is life experience

>being mad at ice
>being mad at brazil

the monkey goes into the soup

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Uma delícia

Pay my bills

>Brackwtnon
You misspelled it, dum-dum.

maybe his little trip gave him permanent brain damage

hard to get something you already have

boom roasted

>5 days

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and after a bit more the blues begin the defense their championship

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>first two games are a home and home with da sharks
Dare I say based?

go kitties!

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My team :)

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imagining the smell

salty coins and milk

youtube.com/watch?v=RPgmGtCQCzU

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wtf is witch house

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>can't detect sarcasm

No idea, but apparently it's great.

It's where your mom lives

rude

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its like it happened yesterday

SIGN RANTENEN YOU COWARDS

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>tfw >your team's prominent zoomer RFA already got signed while everyone else is wondering if >their guys are going to have to sit for an entire season
howling

No updates about the Faulk rumors?
I thought this was a Hurricanes general.

Nothing has happened with it today.

guess you've been sleeping
tsn.ca/report-hurricanes-justin-faulk-wants-extension-to-approve-trade-to-anaheim-ducks-1.1363253

Same news as yesterday. The only new bit is what they wrote in the headline.

seems pretty substantial considering faulk will waive the ntc

That's if there's actually anything to that report.
There weren't any details about him supposedly agreeing to waive the NTC, or about what kind of extension he would want in order to agree to it. Just the claim that he would.

>Just the claim that he would.
basically the same level of certainty as the original rumor from decock

ha ha DeBenis

>I thought this was a Hurricanes general.
it is fag
you best remember that

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JETS * STANLEY * CUP * SWEATIES!!! * LEAVE * YOUR * TEAMS * EXPECTATIONS * AT * THE * DOOR

A week off plus painkillers workmans comp and disability

cringe, but also redpilled

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>living in a culture where the worker can never be at fault
worst timeline

I want to kiss an ice girl's tummy before I die.

take warning

>signing your RFA to a bridge deal in a rebuild where hes just gonna ask for big clout in 3 years when the rest of your team also needs to be resigned
Grim

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#lifegoals

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Just bants lad

Shut the fuck up Randy

are the golden knights the most degenerate franchise?
or is it just a meme

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>based in Las Vegas
What the fuck do you think?

there is a franchise just outside miami

5 days...literally 5 fucking days until I can finally watch hockey again.

>vgk_258
>258
>2
>58

Never been to Vegas I take it

Try again but all safety guidelines were followed.

no i have not, however im aware of its reputation

>bracketcuck defeated by the lowly pylon
literally cant make this shit up

So there finally is someone that the Leafs defense can stop.

I'm getting paid more than if I worked. If these idiots try to make me go back early like they are I'm suing for even more money. This is a win.

>fat spic is a welfare queen
This should come as a surprise to literally none of you

>when you choose the manlet american instead of the generational finn

youtube.com/watch?v=T7PDhWNQWDE

zing

headcanon, you think you are so important and are so submerged in your own fantasy you believe you do the things you say while in fact you are a fat fuck living in your mom's basement eating poptarts 8 times a day posting on anonymous imagebaords
you won't ever have sex
no one won't ever care about you
you won't ever have physical, real friends
you have no job
your life is grim
you contemplate suicide atleast twice a week
your parents are ashamed of yourself but don't let this out in hopes you wake up someday from this nightmare
you spend sometimes days without saying a word and end up muttering something while trying to say words after two days of not talking to anyone
you won't ever be loved
you'll die at the age of 42 at best
you still haven't realised there's no reset button in life
you'll die without achieving anything

>that double wrap around into a goal
K A K K O

>Brazil

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Dont think ill ever forget fellow notes poster.

Yes. Its basically a less-sugary doughnut filled with minced meat and rice.

HOLY based

Now this is funny
Based shit post m8. Good job on being completely wrong at every aspect. Truly impressive.

keep being you user :)

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anyone gonna break the zacha news?
or do we not give af

shero doesnt give af

baste.

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Now for the dissection
>moms basement
I moved out at 18
>8 poptarts
>eating poptarts
Ewww no
>wont have sex
I'm married and have sex regularly
>no one will ever care
>no friends
I have both
>no job
M8 I literally just got injured on the job
>life is grim
Eh 7/10 it has it's bads and goods but usually good
>contemplate suicide
Nah havent done that since teenaged years
>parents ashamed
My parents love me and we converse regularly
>ever be loved
See above wife
>die at age 42
More likely around 70 ish
>no reset button
The only reason I'd need one is to have the knowledge I didn't have.
>die without achieving anything
Everything is utterly pointless in the end we are all forgotten no matter how great our worldly accomplishments are. Even if you somehow manage to be remembered by people we will all be extinct some day. Enjoy your life, follow the will of god and be kind to your brothers and sisters in christ.

bracket...
why

I'm going from doctor to doctor with nothing but sheer boredom. Why not ?

for me, its filtering brazil and turkey

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"uh hello mikko"
- yeah
"we've made a deal to have lauren rejoin the organization"
- send me the paper work

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>tfw no twinks ass to eat

He's holding out until they bring Lauren back

twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1171449082746814464

thots?

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I think the media attention he received while playing in with the Laffs probably played part in this. He probably didn't want to play in an another canadian team after all that.

Bergevin isnt good at convincing people even when he is being a maw to get these free agents lol

What does /hoc/ think of these new Kärpät jerseys?

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get well soon bracketbuddy

Needs more ads

We want the original Lauren back

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Thanks m8 that's what I ultimately want. Just to be well and back to work.

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>Everything is utterly pointless in the end we are all forgotten no matter how great our worldly accomplishments are. Even if you somehow manage to be remembered by people we will all be extinct some day. Enjoy your life, follow the will of god and be kind to your brothers and sisters in christ.

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Sign you fucking retard

How long till the hockey?

5 days

How cheap do you have to be to sell jersey adverts?

Two days.

speaking of unsigned rfa...
LOCK
HIM
UP

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NOW

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annnnd..... trump just fired ANOTHER secretary of state....

i thought he hired only the best and brightest?

changes secretarys more then he changes his underwear

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Oh not, it's back...

More proof Dedmonton sucks out the life and spirit from players. Yak was a casualty, Hall is only just now recovering and Pulju got out while he could.

>no mention of protections
this 3 year deal would have left him on the wrong side of 30 and an ufa
instead he got a comfy ntc deal with the canes and makes more money in the long run

waddell simply gave him a better offer

Bolton was national security advisor

mainoksesi
tahan?

MODS = GODS

Puljujärvi is the Antonio Brown of NHL

Except Brown actually has talent.

Antonio who?

>survived the janny purge
living proof that Yea Forums is an ass board

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Bootlicker

evading your ban already bracketcuck?

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Brown

brown

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lidl

Bulju is a diamond that hasn't been cut yet

I think Inferno pizza better represents the heatenings of a FIN-SWE game

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Edmonton cut him multiple times and sent him to the AHL

they dont have the machines to cut diamonds tho

then i guess he's not a diamond

We hot? Yeah boi, we hot!

LAUO HELMINEN LAUO

LAINATION RISE UP
haha just kidding jets suck ass!

LAINEATION LOCK IN (@11 AAV x 8 years)

Kirby Dach might never be the same

You know it's not happening, lad.

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Imagine commiting to living in Winnipeg for 8 years

stop taking a day off mr chevel and fucking do it

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DYEL /hoc/?

could have linked something to go with this
twitter.com/CarterBaum/status/1171485306815516674

>moving heavy things around just so you can move even heavier things around
No thanks

>then i link the wrong tweet
an hero it is
twitter.com/CarterBaum/status/1171459294551666689

More like carter bum

youtube.com/watch?v=49wB6vU2VMk

Run of the mill boarding. Walk it off

was thinking about hitting up the gym but im lazy

Jake Gardiner looks so depressed to be a Carolina Hurricane

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weird cope but ok

at least he'll never have to worry about being bullied on twitter again

That's just the face they tell you to make for the "puck drop is next" promos that take the Fox broadcast into commercials.

so is marleau done now?

Thought the sharks were signing him?

im hearing he's going to dallas with laine

that was only to retire as a >shork i thought

I'll be honest I don't really pay attention to these boomers or where they end up.

just look at his face! thats the face of someone who hates their life
true

He kind of looks like will ferrel

that's the blue steel look from zoolander

OTP

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me in the back (male)

Not sure if I posted anything funny today or not so here have this meme I found on the dark web.

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So bad news is I'm going to start working again but good news is it'll be sales so I can come and discuss patrik laines contract extension, jets winning Stanley Cup, and Connor Hellebuyck MMA between meetings

What are you selling?

Mainly goods

Sex toys

Cashier at circle k?

7/11 is more likely in winnipeg

knives

Based

bartender at the spike

I wish

dont have the tits for it?

Why don't hockey players spike the puck after scoring a goal?

don't give Kane any ideas

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youtube.com/watch?v=2SFw5DfqD6s

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You sayin' I shouldn't tweet that at kane?

Pretty sure the Sharks GM straight up said he doesn't fit into their plans.

and wilson is right
if the shorks are gonna do anything they gotta cycle out the old gaurd

I'm not well versed on common law but I think you could be an accessory to a crime

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Read an article on the Athletic today that basically said Malkin forced Kessel out of Pittsburgh because Kessel was dragging him down.

I give it two weeks max

Oh, wow! Thank you for saving me Finland. I do not want to go to prison

wow, that is a big reveal consider how hard kessel carried them in the b2b cup runs
will the new zoomer winger malkin gets make a difference?

It was more a matter of Malkin felt Phil was satisfied with 2 championships, and only gave a shit about personal statistics and was not playing a team game.

It was a whole long ass article with an interview with Malkin explaining why he had a bad season last year and pretty much how he lost his temper with everyone around him and what an insecure little bitch he is.

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doesnt seem like long term is on the table anymore

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>new zoomer wingers
Oh and he specifically said he doesn't interact with anybody in the locker room, especially new and young players, because he thinks his english is shit and they won't "get" him

geno is gonna be pissed when it turns out its his play that has gone to shit and there is no one left to blame

in reality it's that sullivan didn't like playing them together because bill is a lazy fuck on defense and it was making malkin care less about defense and they would constantly make dangerous passes that lead to odd man rushes. and bill would go to the casino the night before games all the time and started bringing the younger players with him and the team didn't want them doing that

>being a terrible influence on the zoomers
could one man be any more based

Absolutely, It did also mention how Malkin didn't like being thrust in the middle of that feud between Sullivan and Phil.

geno is based

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doesnt sound like jimbo never planned on a long term deal because of his injury history

hope he follows something like the wereniski deal and not the aho one

i dont think a 4 year bridge is something to really worry about. he will still be a rfa at the end of a 4 year bridge. the "problem" would be that he would get his next raise a few years earlier if he continues to progress forward, but that would be a good thing if he not only lived up to the contract expectations but also exceeded them.

just waiting to see if marner or rantanen will ever sign a new dead lamo

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So glad >my team got their contracts in order and everyone is signed and paid and >we're under the cap

Ovi > Malkin > Semin >>>>>>>>> Crysbitch

iktf brah

This but reversed

>2019
>Still hating on Crosby

Yikes.

tavares is happy in toronto but now the reason he came there isnt gonna play for the first half of the season.
lmao

My favorite player is a Canadian and that Canadian is Crosby.

My favorite player is finnish

??????

Please explain further

Bitch marner was why he went to toronto

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Oh really, I thought it was because he is from the area and felt he had a chance to win the cup.

Nobody expected Marner to have the type of season he did last year. It's quite the wrench.

You see if there were no salary caps we wouldn't be having this problem. Marner would get paid what the man is worth.

Haha does any jets fan wants to go on road trip Thursday? You can have to be blindfold. We will leave 10 pm and I have you home by 4 pm Friday and don't bring cell phone. LAINEATION PACK YOUR SUITCASE

It was that AND marner

Sorry to hear that

Fuck off Randy

spending the night in sam’s rape shack doesn’t sound like a good time

canes are above the cap last I checked but maybe something happened since then

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so 1 strong year for the usntdp and then right back to nothing, huh

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Well yeah, you can't feel anything with his 3 " peen

isnt byfield really good though even as a mutt? Also USNTDP having this after their best crop is gone is no shock
>>>/euro/

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AHL teams are a terrible idea for promotion into the higher league since they are farm clubs and you would basically need to reorganize the farm team every year.

>even as a mutt
What?

Based pro/rel user never giving up despite everyone hating him

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what problem is it solving?

the problems that idiots fabricate in their own heads

The problem of shitty teams led by shitty management getting America and Canada's best young players and then doing jack shit with them. McDavid shouldn't have to suffer in dedmonton just for being the best of his draft year.

tl;dr: teams shouldn't get gold for losing

The obvious solution to pro/rel is to just have 64 professional hockey teams and owners have to buy two and each offseason if they have two lower teams or two higher tier teams they have to split them up evenly by playing experience. If they have one in each league they can stack, but not if they have two in one. Just like youth sports. Some highschool can have two teams, but if they're in the same tier you can't stack them.

go be gay somewhere else

hell yeah we need some random ass high schoolers in hockey because some soiboy writer was mad that we arent following eurocuck ways

the buffalo sabers didnt get gold for losing tho. they were the ones that >tanked for mcmeme, the lottery didnt reward them shit.

They still got Eichel and they don't deserve him.

t.my team is shit

no. stop projecting you gay nigger faggot

so teams like edmonton shouldnt be inept as fuck when it comes to managing a team and making their choices for who plays. Their owners should be overthrown and they need better people in charge
>they dont deserve him
so you want him on washington and advocate for superteams like the NBA? gay

way to shift to goalposts once your argument got btfo

And the Rangers? In your system should they have been relegated for conducting a legit rebuild that was necessary? The biggest team in one of the biggest markets in the league should have been sent down because they are having a few off years? Is that what you want?

thinking about finland
youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

Fine, if you guys don't want relegation at least have it so the bottom five teams miss out on a top 5 draft pick. Losing should never be rewarded

the old lottery system was much better where you could only move up 5 places. just leave it up to gary to meme out the league even more tho.

england allows for that shit lol. Imagine watching the premier league and not seeing liverpool because they didnt do good lmao. Fuck pro/rel
>losing should never be rewarded
>*looks at the NFL and MLB*
suuuuuuuuuure. just look at the fucking astros and texans you dumbass.

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Have a 2nd playoffs with all the teams that missed, and the winner of that tournament gets the #1 pick.

I have the same kind of forks

>redditors fighting over bullshit again and trying to shoe horn their advanced stats and analytics into the draft process
Just give the 1 pick to the winner, 31 to last place. No lottery. Just entirely reverse the order. If you win you deserve nice new toys

thats gaye

that would make trade deadline much more interesting since bad teams wont just want to shed older players for picks if they need to "win" their spot

95369651
t. Sunbelt/oilers/sens/leafs fan

>tl;dr: teams shouldn't get gold for losing
they dont get gold
they get to be part of gary's rigged game

It would also be difficult to run two tournaments concurrently and the loser bracket would almost certainly take away a lot of attention from the winners bracket.

>mcdavid should be relegated and forced to play in the minors for a year

If Jesse gets to go to Bakersfield it's only fair for Connor to have a turn

My team is always bad I don't want to be relegated lmao

>a team backed by rich chink/russian/arab billionaires should be allowed to buy all the talent

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why should he go to bakersfield when he literally is a top 3 player?

how about this concept:
some team HAS to lose for another to win
this means regardless of how much parity the league has, someone would get relegated and that owner loses his team only for someone else to pick up the pieces
rinse repeat

when did Yea Forums pass lose credit card payments for the second time?

based
It's in Las Vegas, so a few points from that alone. It's a shithole, it's hot, and it's there first major league team, so the whole city seems to be embracing it. The first season, they went to the Stanley cup, and the fans unfamiliar with hockey, will probably abandon the team when they suck this year. Nice tits tho

>buy bitcoin to purchase pass with
>have to purchase a minimum $25
>have to wait 2 weeks for the bitcoin to be authorized
>two weeks has passed and your bitcoin is now worth $3
Bravo gookmoot

>laine
>Schiefele
>ovi
>Kuznetsov
>wheeler
>Patrick
>barkov
>connor
>malkin
>Byfuglien
McBitchtits isn't even top 10

>will probably abandon the team when they suck this year
What has this nigger been smoking?

I've been to both, Miami is more degenerate but more so because of the massive homosexual population.

Based

>massive homo population
>they haven't gotten aids and died yet
wtf

hiv/aids treatment has come a long ways since the 80s

>puts a fucking defenseman on there
>laine
Sam go home you are fucking drunk

idk, they are still one of the favorites

That sucks

>when seattle fans expect to have the same instant success as vegas but miss the playoffs for 5 straight years instead

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or GM's are dumb again and hand seattle good players

Assuming the gms around the league learn from what happened at the last expansion draft seattle could be fucked.

Haven't had a beer since Saturday. This is the calm before the storm. Believe me, youre gonna want to come on my Jets Fan Retreat Thursday night to kick off the season

Vegas is done having success fleury is old as fuck and they'll never make the playoffs again

Not really

because fair's fair

thats fucking stupid.

Calm down doug

most of the gms in charge during the vegas expansion draft have been canned and replaced

You're probably one of this dumb bitches that thought vegas wouldn't be good after they drafted their team now you're captain hindsight

Suck my balls jorge

yeah...

That doesn't mean they were unaware of what went down last time. Maybe they think they won't make the same mistakes but honestly who thought someone like karlsson was going to come out and score 43 goals?

It must have been funny to see the gay community in chaos during the 80's

happy 911-eve every one

What's your favorite hockey jersey /hoc/? For me it's the Kachina

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and? florida and columbus still have their GM's, so I expect them to do some dumb shit like trade away a atkinson or vatrano lol
no? I saw them with okay pieces but not as a good team. Thanks for taking away JF berube :^)

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They were all Hughes babbies

Just a reminder that if you vote you're a faggot and you're going to hell.

they should go back to it GRIDS. I like that one better.

Odd correlation to make.

I wouldn't know, I don't pay to post on 4channel. What kind of pathetic cuck would do such a thing?

>no-hat Shannon
holy yikers

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What's GRIDS?

Gotta go with >my team, or possibly the laffs. Simple jerseys are usually best

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shall be voting for the greens just to make you seethe

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sub 120 IQ people, can't appreciate the Kachina Jersey

Top edge

>sub 120 IQ
So basically 99% of the population?

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Gay-related immune deficiency (GRID)

thats the street name for aids before science gave it a proper term

>posting rare shannons
Yes

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Enjoy another 5 years of Trudeau then

Sal Meakkk

Shannon is a faggot and I hate him

When is the league going to step in and do something about the minnesota situation?

Get a job you commie retards

Careful you'll trigger the SDF

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Shitposting from work right now

im at my job right now. try getting out of daddies basement some time today.

Actual, exercising my right to vote is just about the least communist thing I could do.

Thanks

>/hoc/ divulges into shannonposting
i see the sunbelt finally made it to the thread

Faggot
Nope
Don't understand this one so it doesn't bother me

>albertan doesn't understand something
wow

>Don't understand this one so it doesn't bother me

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>/hoc/ divulges into shannonposting
>divulges
Don't use words that you clearly don't know.

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>when your team only gave up a 4th line in the expansion draft and he couldn't crack the vegas lineup, was traded, and isn't even in the league anymore

feels good

95370515
95370553
Get laid retard

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sup /hoc/

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70597

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ok, if you stop following the sport of hockey since you need some fat bald man to give you opinions

27

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you now remenber luca sbisa

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

best 8th defenseman lol

4

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>b-but it was just the beginning of the season

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You should all float

>69
i want poontang, ewe guise
i'm just lazy is all
>i've come to terms with that, but you all seem so, so mad

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surely this was preseason
r-r-right?

its sad watching garbage like luca sbisa, matt bartkowski, >ragsdelzotto, or ben hutton play a "prominent" role on the canucks blueline for 1 season and then can barely even crack a nhl roster the next year. i know a lot of canuck fans have started to turn on utica, and think that they are ruining prospects, but its not as if these prospects went to a different franchise and started to tear it up once they got away from utica. they just werent ever very good.

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>almost forgot about the hurricanes finally
>someone brings them up again

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Well now what?

logging on to classic

That's a good pussy

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>le post the same 6 gifs over and over again man

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They haven't even used those jerseys in years.

whats on the menu tonight boiz?
>most likely grilled chicken here

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Die.

Del Zotto was never the same after his grandmother died. It's sad. That was during the 2012 playoffs iirc. He's managed to stay in the league all this time, but he's been fringe and never became what he was expecting to be.

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>just picked up my phil kachina jersey today!!

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edit: thanks for the gold

haha open mouth man says I dont like that

Mao

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why?

that turtle is one angry little snapper

Haha

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bored

This one's a bit more like me

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body hair issues huh?

hot take: /hoc/ will be dead within the year

hockey

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/hoc/ is eternal

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No. He's drinking bud light. I shave my legs

"w-we had the easiest road to the finals!"

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Do you really?
That's a bit unorthodox.

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STAY IN YOUR FUCKING NET PEKKA

Time for a new season, bud. Gotta move forward.

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Honestly I don't even know why teams dont just get the biggest and fattest guy they can find and put him in front of the net so other teams barely have any chance to get the puck in net lmao

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Maybe you'll get some new images too, instead of spamming the same ones every single day?
Probably not though.

I agree, it worked for the Devils and Brodeur

Maybe you won't let one team live rent-free in your head this season, seething at the mere sight of them?
Probably not though.

What is dead may never die

Don't even know who you're talking about because I literally just forgot the most forgettable team in the NHL.
Can't even recall their name. Gayfaggotolina Cantselloutastadiumcanes or something.

Seethe.

>has barely any fucking challenge on their way to the finals
>lose three games at home, including a terrible 4-1 loss in game 7
>"w-we beat randy! that shows those hillbillies whos boss!"
Bostonians should be ashamed

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/hoc/ mass suicide when

And there it is.
>u mad

Seattle Seethe

are the tourists back?

>losing in the ecf was the plan all along!
based randy cope

When that's all you have to offer, what else are you expecting?

>he thinks we're mad when in reality we're just laughing at him

>xheattle dickgirls vs randylina seethocanes in the 2022 31v32 relegated to Quebec bowl

not even randy just shows how pathetic boston is for beating the fucking hurricanes is for a prestigious city like boston. Should be embarrassed that you didnt win a title with that easy of a road to the cup

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the /hoc/ hydra cannot be killed

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>should be embarrassed
>gets swept by the hurricanes
Stupid fucking weebs lmao

we'll be reborn during 2022 olympics

*blocks your path*

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Think I'll just keep slowly eating and drinking myself to death

wow you beat carolina? AND THEY ARE A TEAM THATS COMPLETELY INEXPERIENCED TO THE PLAYOFFS? Holy fucking shit dude lets give boston a big fucking medal because they didnt win the stanley cup, they instead beat carolina. I didnt know that was more important than being a bunch of faggots on ice trying to make the blues look like goons when in reality marchand and co did it all playoffs long

But hey, we swept carolina fuck yeah take us seriously its not like chara is a husk and bergeron is gonna regress!

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i thought he said they were going

>you
>we

>trusting Gary

>playoff experience
blues didn't have any of that and they still beat boston why are you making excuses for carolina?

pork chops

>blues didnt have playoff experience
nigga u wot?

>blues didn't have any of that
???
Aside from 2018, the Blues made the playoffs every year since 2012. Second round in 2017, Conference Finals in 2016.
Not every player on the 2019 Blues team has been around that whole time, but a lot of them have.

too much seethe in this thread tbqh

better be getting the next thread ready

getting the new thread ready, cuck?

>he can't hack offseason seethe
you won't make it

You're welcome Bawston and Relocanes, meme'd them out of the way.

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teds would have shit all over carolina too

we gonna get this bitch to 500 or what?

no more posts below this one

lol

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