/bundes/

>Fatbry

kroos is so finished

based Chaotic Good

I thought Gnabry plays on the wing?

clearly this is all Werners fault, the customers on tm are right

you don't need to be a customer to see Werner's technical defficiencies

what is this system called?

the Schwabenmixer

It's a pretty normal 4-2-3-1 with offensive fullbacks. You fat fuckers really have never played any football, do you?

>t. didn't watch the game

>world suicide prevention day
daily reminder to kys

your faggot mum should have kysd herself before she shat you out uezs

wow, Löw extended his contract!
I'm so happy for German football right now, lucky bastards

The Punisher of Prussia

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>watch ssnhd
>da hat sich ein duo gefunden! kai havertz und wieder einmal serge gnabry!
>*sucks air through teeth* jaa, der serge der isch unheimlich gut

lel, gnabry? really? it's all about bravertz, those two will save us and sadly löws job

>„Der Serge kam dann nach seinem Tor zu mir und meinte, am Samstag haue ich euch auch einen rein“, verriet Marcel Halstenberg nach dem Länderspiel.

>Timo Werner on Manuel Neuer's joke that he can hold back when Leipzig face Bayern this weekend: "I did that in the two international matches with Germany. Now I can score again"

based
OP is a prototurk

media must include a token customer or clicks will go down. if Gnabry played for Leverkusen, he'd be Bailey tier and nobody would give a shit.

cheap and good-enough players for league competition

trying to get the next Aubameyang and Dembele, sadly they're too incompetent

____ ____!

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yes yes

>Wutanfall nach Niederlage: Israel-Trainer Herzog beschimpft Spieler
>Andreas Herzog
>from Austria
>A.H.
I am literally shaking right now

>Der frühere Bundesliga-Profi soll am Montagabend nach der 2:3 (0:1)-Auswärtsniederlage gegen Slowenien in der Kabine sein Team derart angegangen sein, dass gestandene Spieler sogar geweint hätten.

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Huh, Weigl almost looks like a real chad. What happened?

ALSO:
IMAGINE playing Ginter in 2019!

He's COLONIZED some places.

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>A.H. aus Österreich bringt in Katakomben Juden zum weinen
why is this allowed

The Dabber on Doitsland

first victim

he cute

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who?

Austria

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Is this from his IG or hers?

basado

So the Euro is going to Belgium or France, but who is going to win the next WC? It's like everybody is shit somehow at the same time.

I that Tobi?

No wonder he let's the hair hang into his face.

why did you leave out the best part about jew players apparently crying in the locker room?

lads
stonks just cracked 10k again today
it is good

based chatbot

Chad

OMG der Böhmi xD

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>can't even the Bayern circle-jerk with the U21

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/our guy/ Sancho is starting tonight

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

HACK HACK HACK

briten zerHACKen

SCHLOTTERQUECK SCHLOTTERQUECK SCHLOTTERQUECK

>Englel

Watching the athletics but still protesting against the stupid Europe vs USA format.

>Serra
had high hopes for him tßh

Like your parents had for you?

no love involved lol
a few years ago he seemed like the young Klose

Irgendjemand muss es wohl sagen.

>Jogi ich gehe nur zu Freiburg spielen Löw
>Jogi ich nominiere am liebsten Bundesligaspieler löw
>Jogi wenn ich mal legionäre Nominiere dann Scheisser wie Mustafi Löw
>Jogi ich spiele meine Aussenverteidiger außerhalb ihrer Position um Idioten wie Schulz aufzustellen Löw
>Jogi ich könnte kimmich auf Position spielen und Eggestein nominieren, tue es aber nicht Löw
>Jogi neuer ist meine Nunmer 1 Löw
>Jogi „Käsejogi“ „Sackschnüffler“ Löw

Ein Glück das wir mit ihm verlängert haben

Sancho scored twice and forced an own goal

how are the Puffs in Moscow user?

think 200m is a fair price for him next summer

nachti

see you

yes yes

>Jogi Khedira in 2018 Löw
>Jogi ich bitte um Geduld Löw (Sane)
>Jogi Niederlage gegen Mexiko und Korea Löw
>Jogi Umbruch1 Löw
>Jogi Umbruch2 Löw
>Jogi Umbruch bedeutet 2 der besten deutschen Verteidiger per Telefon rauszuwerfen Löw
>Jogi Umbruch bedeutet auch an allem anderen Schrott festzuhalten Löw
>Jogi Ginter > Dummels Löw
>Jogi Ginter in 2019 Löw
>Jogi ich bitte um Geduld Löw (Havertz)

The only thing worse than Löw are his apologists and 'muh there is noone who would be better'-faggots. Löw is Korkut-tier. Even most 2nd bundes coaches would be better.

ManCity versucht, Sané von einer Vertragsverlängerung zu überzeugen, bevor Bayern München die Chance hat, ein neues Angebot für den Außenstürmer abzugeben. Die Vertragsverhandlungen laufen trotz seiner Knieverletzung weiter und City ist weiterhin zuversichtlich, dass er verlängern wird.

Der englische Meister hat stets betont, dass Sané nicht zum Verkauf steht. Sollte er jedoch vor seinem Vertragsende im Jahre 2021 den Klub verlassen wollen, würden sie eine Ablöse in Höhe von 137 Mio. Pfund (ca. 153 Mio. €) fordern.

Bayern hat in diesem Sommer kein Angebot abgegeben, dass auch nur ansatzweise an diese Summe heran gekommen ist, und es bleibt unklar, ob die Münchner bereit sind, Citys Forderungen zu erfüllen.

>Umbruch bedeutet 2 der besten deutschen Verteidiger per Telefon rauszuwerfen
Dummels was a mistake but Shitteng can fuck off

>Bayern hat in diesem Sommer kein Angebot abgegeben, dass auch nur ansatzweise an diese Summe heran gekommen ist
>dass

don't expect too much, Aishe was trying her best

still waiting on /bundes/ weekend...

#metoo

predictions for Chairfolders - Employees and Consumers - Customers ?

youtube.com/watch?v=2nu53hNzXBs

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>Chairfolders - Employees
4-4
>Consumers - Customers
0-0

youtube.com/watch?v=HhpOQsYMFIM

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uff

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>be boycum supporter
>tickets for BUYERN WINS LOL are up
>have to wait for the mail since I need a code to register if I haven't set up an online ticket account already
>mail doesn't arrive before 12
>tickets are gone after 9 o'bong
God, I really hope we get relegated this season so that this incompetent mangement gets sacked

>I really hope we get relegated this season
enjoy never going up again

>implying
We were told we'd get to /bundes/ by 2018. The entire club is nothing but a shitshow and we have been in a slow but steady decline eversince we got relegated in 2010. It's only a matter of time til we reach /3rd/ because the newcomers are overtaking us every season.

Should have told them:"Guys, I know you are man shaft vets and all, but there is a lot of pressure on the us right now and you're form is lacking. As professionals you'll surely understand that the man shaft has to follow the Leistungsprinzip (lmao) and your Stammplatzgarantie is hereby invalid. I'll experiment with other players on your position. I do hope your form comes back, as you are only 30 and 31 years old and you'll keep playing at the best german clubs."
Instead he went:"LMAO fuck off! we Ginter now xDDD"
How is that in any way acceptable?

Why didn't you set up an online ticket account already?

You guys were the first ones that wanted the boomers to fuck off

>How is that in any way acceptable?
because it's true in the case of shitteng. he had to boot Bummels because only booting shitteng would have been racist.

First and foremost we wanted Jogi gone. And him overplaying Dummels and Shiteng as a pair was one of the major problems. One of them with Süle with pretty good though, especially Dummels. If someone cannot comprehend that football players can have dips in their form, which might comeback half a year later, he shouldn't be a coach. What is the point of giving a player the boot in the NT at 30/31? The NT coach doesn't need to give anyone the boot at all, he can just stop calling them up, see Wagner.

Because when I went to college I was always downtown at least once a week and could just drop by the stadium to buy tickets. It's not that big of a deal for me.

Coal city

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this! and the wundes weekend of course

>Boycum, I cum out of you, Boycum, I hang on you, oh luck up...boycum
They just don't make cities like that anymore.

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Alright lads, today's the day the champions league really starts. Wolfsburg starts as the first german team against kff mitrovica from kosovo. The mach starts at 18:00 and will be streamed on wolfsburgs youtube page:
youtube.com/watch?v=yyDQoVejjlw
Later this evening second german team bayern hühnchen will face swedish göteborg fc. This match will start at 18:45. You can watch this match on a swedish page, which requires a paid subscription, further information can be found on the bayern homepage:
fcbayern.com/de/news/vorberichte/2019/09/vorbericht-uwcl-goeteborg-fc---fc-bayern-frauen
thanks for reading and please support our girls.

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kys

based

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make me, bitch

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Mitrovica:
1 V. Rexhepi
2 E. Elezaj
6 G. Haziri
3 F. Osmani
18 X. Berisha
10 B. Shala
22 V. Berisha
16 M. Tahiri
8 A. Gjegji
7 Q. Bajra
9 K. Biqkaj

ourgirls:
36 H. Lindahl
23 S. Doorsoun-Khajeh
16 N. Maritz
6 D. Bloodworth
13 F. Rauch
28 L. Gößling
5 Cláudia Neto
10 S. Huth
11 A. Popp
22 P. Mosegaard-Harder
17 E. Pajor

bench:
Mitrovica
4 X. Kastrati
12 F. Kolgeci
17 V. Ternava
20 D. Halilaj
21 E. Zeka
33 G. Berisha
77 S. Jashari

Wolfsburg
8 B. Peter
27 F. Abt
15 I. Engen
24 J. Wedemeyer
19 K. Minde
20 P. Wolter
3 Z. Jakabfi

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based tom! post more lena

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absolutely based

>420
>69
>11:14
jt a memestarr?

Bin in Kirow

Wolfsburg 3:0

I hate fucking Maritz.

hate to say it but he's one of the best

Yes, the daily sports radio program was reporting from some games (I don’t think the commentators were there in person) but I ended up putting In Our Time on instead.

which lena?

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would prob cum on her face desu

>not watching the Landspokal Cup

later is buyern hunkjonn :DDDD

post link to the bröndby match please

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>I'm watching a Danish cup match in the early rounds, and there are several hundred people at this small stadium in Denmark despite it being just over 5pm.

>How do these people get there at that time? Don't people in Denmark work full-time jobs?
please answer

...

Landspokalturneringen? Seems like Gymnastikforeningen are just about saving their dignity against some shitters as we speak. Fremad Amager - Lyngby later could be a fun game but I will not watch it.

Hehe yes

I don’t know if it’s on the telly

yes. this one. she's cute and dorky.

Ginter wasn't even bad in these games.

who?

Engen IN!

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lumo totally missed that huezil lost against peru

>read some obscure borderline-h manga
>see this
didn't expect that desu

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bunDESU

Based.

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christ, what a Maike

>watch 45min documentation about bundeswehr in the current year
>literally 25 mins are spent on muh racism muh nazis
>docu ends with hurr durr why does nobody sign up anymore
kek i cant wait until we get our first private military company

I'll start the Schwarzwasser GmbH

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the best part is how very recently a german professor for islamwissenschaften released a book, detailing how we have a bunch of deeply entrenched and well connected hardcore islamic groups running wild, often times being founded by tax money through some kind of elaborate scheme.
and NOBODY gave a shit about it, basically made no news at all. but oh no, an organization with tens of thousands of people has a couple of nazis in it, better spend large amounts of resources on this.

ok I'll go with Rheinland S.I.R.G.

for me, its "Sicherheitsstaffel GmbH & Co. KG"

final results:
mitrovica - wolfsburg 0:10
göteborg - bayern hühnchen 1:2
pitea - bröndby 0:1

juventus - barcelona live right now, caro hansen is playing:
youtube.com/watch?v=7kYyAxMPyps

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i just noticed a weird trend. why does everybody suddenly use the term "reichstag" again?

>Maike

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>suddenly

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That's the name of the building

don't expect sören-malte to know Reichstag is anything other but 'something something nazi something'

Gerade Tinder gestartet und 5 Matches

So viele habe ich in Deutschland nicht in einem Jahr

Wünschte ich könnte russisch

Is this what germans look like

based JT

>tfw my german neighbours are holding a party downstairs and i can smell some pretty girl's beautiful perfume

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just imagine being a normie. life would be so easy.

Reich = bad
t. Malte Mandala-Mandelbaum

inb4 she has a dick

It's past 10... time to go down and tell the to keep the noise at Zimmerlautstärke

schlafi time

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Tom? Ins Bett.
Morgen? Ins Gas.

ok and dont come back

A hearfelt /bundes/ rip to Daniel Johnston

damn

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see

:'(

fuck. almost as unexpected as David Berman a couple weeks ago
;_;

Mario Mandzukic looks like that?!

Ah, I want zee Bundes back
How is it not Friday yet?

>why yes, I'm looking forward to dusseldorf-wolfsburg

I hardly remember tweeting this
I dond ged id :DD

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Yeah, just saw that. Second Bundes matches suck as well that day. Saturday is going to be much more interesting tho

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for me, it's none other than frankfurt

The secret is out... the guy on the eagle selfie is jt

Not not x-DDD

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wud berry :DDDDDD

>mfw

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they both kinda cute

cam on union

bas

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>Der Poker um die TV-Milliarden beeinflusste auch die Wahl des neuen DFL-Präsidiums Mitte August. Dort gelang den kleineren und mittleren Traditionsklubs aus der 1. und 2. Bundesliga ein kleiner Coup. Als "Team Mittelstand" schlossen sich unter anderem Werder Bremen, Eintracht Frankfurt, der Hamburger SV und der VfB Stuttgart zusammen, um ein Gegengewicht zu den Branchen-Riesen FC Bayern München und Borussia Dortmund zu bilden. Sie sorgten dafür, dass nur FCB-Finanzchef Jan-Christian Dreesen dem Gremium angehört, aber kein BVB-Vertreter mehr. Münchens Vorstandchef Karl-Heinz Rummenigge war wenig begeistert: "Das geht uns natürlich auf die Nerven." Knapp die Hälfte der Teams aus beiden Ligen soll diesem Team Mittelstand angehören, eine offizielle Mitgliederliste gibt es nicht.

miau! Get a load of these guys. Team Mittelstand? More like Team Sojalatte.

What's a maike?

#MiaSanMia

youtube.com/watch?v=euBAbwxF-e8

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Do you guys have a good Schein for the weekend? Daddy needs new shoes.

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You now remember Patrick Helmets.
youtu.be/3U_aipu5w0w

what happened to him?

Ruined his body at Gaudifußball

>Guerreiro vor Verlängerung beim BVB
Based!

Bet everything on HSV

Literally

smol gwinn :3

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HOLY SHIT, that's hot.

tom, I'm requesting the webm of Marozsan juggling while sitting.

huh!?

youtube.com/watch?v=k1Wij5UAAt4

;_____________________;

Don't be sad I know you will.

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Sancho to Real Madrid almost confirmed.

>Nach dem 6:0 (2:0) der Österreicher gegen Lettland hat Hinteregger seinen 27. Geburtstag bis in die frühen Morgenstunden im Skiort Flachau gefeiert und den von Foda verhängten Zapfenstreich (21.30 Uhr) ignoriert. Beim Spiel am Montag in Polen (0:0) wurde er daraufhin auf die Bank verbannt. "Natürlich fand ich es nicht gut, was passiert ist", sagte nun auch Hütter: "Aber ich denke, die Sache wurde intern gut gelöst."
>Die Disziplinlosigkeit bei der Nationalmannschaft war allerdings nicht der erste Ausfall dieser Art. Im Sommer, damals noch in Diensten Augsburgs, torkelte Hinteregger betrunken über ein Dorffest in Österreich und wurde dabei gefilmt. Überhaupt soll es während seiner Zeit beim FCA mehrere Vorfälle mit Alkohol gegeben haben. Zudem war er dort nach öffentlicher Trainer-Kritik zwischenzeitlich suspendiert, seinen Abgang nach Frankfurt provozierte er gezielt.
>Nach dem Vorfall in Flachau zeigte sich Hinteregger jedoch immerhin einsichtig. Ihm sei bewusst, "hier eine Grenze überschritten" zu haben, wurde er in einer Mitteilung des österreichischen Verbands ÖFB zitiert: "Ich habe mich beim Trainer, bei der Mannschaft und dem Betreuerteam für mein Verhalten entschuldigt."

absolute madman

youtube.com/watch?v=DGwZI-2uojo

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hello Christoph

hallo?

Ausländer raus

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halt die Fresse, Schweinhund

st pauli gf

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me on the left

Brandt --- Reus --- Harvetz

literally who can stop us from winning the triple in 2021?

>2/3 guys playing oop

that won't end well.

You're reading it upside down, retard.

Is this dahlmeier?

>Harvetz

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yes

What's a maike?

Have you seen the movie Eurotrip?

>he keeps posting shit music combined with that stupid frog in the even more retarded variety although not one gives a flying fuck or (you)
y?

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kys

I'm just waiting for the bundes to cum back

me too qt

yeah I'm thinking B*LD is totally unbiased towards Dortmund.

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>Many European and world champions will make up the all-star cast, including Jürgen Klinsmann, Guido Buchwald, Thomas Berthold, Uwe Bein, Thomas Helmer, Torsten Frings and Jens Nowotny. On the other side, the Italians boast plenty of former world champions themselves with the likes of Francesco Totti, Andrea Pirlo, Fabio Cannavaro, Gennaro Gattuso and Gianluca Zambrotta all cluding in the Azzuri squad.

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How come Maik is an asi name but Maike is an acceptable girls name?

Yea she's cute

yes hello /bunde, what are the happenings

19:15 Köln - Potsdam
20:30 Rüsseldorf - Wolfsburg

zzzzzz

at least the wundes match can be fun though

lol no

>Moisander and Eggestein are also injured now
>Bremen
JUST

>Das Werben der Dortmunder Borussia um Kai Havertz lässt Peter Bosz weitgehend kalt. Sogar einen kleinen Vorteil sieht der Bayer-Coach darin. Die Tatsache, dass es Marco Reus war, der mit dieser Personalie in Verbindung gebracht wurde, entlockt dem Holländer eine kleine Spitze: "Es ist besser, wenn Spieler vom Gegner sich mit anderen Dingen beschäftigen, als zu liefern."
Reus BTFO

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Fantasy football boondes week 4 edition:

Last week went well but not because of dortmund. I am still seething at their failure to beat onion berlin. Less dortmund in the team now but still a substantial amount because I think there will be lots of goals in the game against leverkusen. Defence was an EPIC win last game so they are staying.

Points overall: 392
Points last matchday: 128
Rank: 2137

>OUT
Marco Reus, Axel Witsel, Alexander Schwolow
>IN
Maximilian Arnold, Lásló Bénes, Alexander Nübel

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I have a plan. Let's all watch the w*men """footabll""" ironically and only making fun of how gay it is the whole time to trigger tom XD

And yes, I do think buyern will expose nagelsmeme with a 2-0 win. If Im wrong then okay but buyern have really nice fixtures coming up and leipzig dont so I would have left them in anyway.

Getting shitcanned from Dortmund hit him really hard hm?

woops wrong thread

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Any sichere dinger this weekend?

Not any with good quoten

>some people clapping outside my window

t-thanks guys

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>Kimmich
he'd be a good pick if Kovac would play him on his best position

lmao dat Berlin hipster failed at 7

>tfw it's already on wikipedia

>Andererseits genügten in der Sendung vom 13. September 2019 gegen Sebastian Klussmann bereits 7 Punkte zum Gewinnen. Dies ist die bislang niedrigste Punktzahl, mit der ein Finalsieg gelang.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gefragt_–_Gejagt#Rekordergebnisse

>mfw

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>all-female cheerleaders on MY WUNDES?!

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No clue what you are talking about but I don't think that belongs here.

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Yes, Im also thinking of taking him out because of this sechser meme that jogi is influencing kovac with. I have hope he plays at right back this game though, not much hope but hope nonetheless (mostly hoping hernandez is too injured from france game to play and kovac needs to play pavard at cb)
>mfw jogi makes me seethe even outside of international breaks

bxb b04 x2
bay rbl x2

sicheres ding

>BfR & G-G not /bundes/ related

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The Köln #21 is an absolute unit.

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YEEEES weekend!!

Bayern won't lose to red bull.

>Rüssel - WOB
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZzzzZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

two things, 1. based 2. redpilled

1. FC Lok Leipzig - Berliner AK
mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/eventlivestreamzweiww-1168.html

WHAT. A. GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!

people just missed the TdW by Graf

Hernandez is okay

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>Immer...hungrig.
Yeah, I know that feel.

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>Guilavogui
more like Gayloveguy amirite

there is no stopping based Hernandez

>3. round wundes Pokal: Buyern - Wolfsburg

3. round on 16th and 17th of November btw

Schnarch

fridaze

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...

how can 1 (ONE) man be so based?

Flags in the Potsdam section from left to right:

>Poland - Slovakia(?) - Germany - Denmark - Czech Republic - Austria - Switzerland

Why the fuck Denmark?

based

>Ball clearly out of bounds
>goal still counts
The absolute state of VAR

tom, jt and durchfall user need to leave for good.

Based Rüsseldorf

Why do you need VAR if you don't check

Ref imbecile

I really, really hope Bayern doesn't win anything this year.

WOUT

W O U T

WEIDAUER

SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE SCHINKE

>hear firework outside
>look at it for a minute
>tfw fireworks are actually pretty boring

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What the fuck is wrong with this ref for god's sake???

Is his wife from Duesseldorf or WHAT

Schinken is pretty good desu

Duseldorf is playing really well

If wolfsburg lose this ill put 11 bayern players in my fantasy team next

>i suffer on ucraine

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>on

never (You) me like that again you punk

>/tennis/
fuck off newfag

I do. I haven't had gf in three years. And I have to find job.

Also military courses tomorrow in morning

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Which pl club will buy weghorst after this season? My guess is southampton

bro just become a twitch streamer. i heard those guys live like oligarchs in ukraine.

You need good computer for this plus you need to be ready to fuck up your health.
It's really not that easy and you need years to develop your fan base

>you need to be ready to fuck up your health

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What happened to the guy with a wolfsburg purse?

asking questions like that only lead to you waking up with 2 bullet holes in your back

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Streamers start as young and happy, and they end up being obese with poor eyesight and fucked anus from constant sitting

Tissemand

Poor Oleksandriya
Please Wolfsburg don't dab on very hard on those kolkhoz dwellers this Thursday

do olex have gopnik hooligans?

It used to be the most criminal region in Ukraine, very dangerous to visit lmao

wtf golfsburg just score 1 already and save my bet

haha what a funny hippo

Their hooligans doesn't exist, that's a village. Their fans are dozens of bydlo villagers

>and they end up being obese with poor eyesight and fucked anus from constant sitting
I do this >for free desu

well golfsburg doesnt have any fans anyways so its not like there will be danger lmao

tonight we drink friends!

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only wanted a winner

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Why the fuck are Wolfsburg so bad. They lost me some money tonight. I lost $8 on that game and somebody will have to pay.

but i am here!!

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same

Düsseldorf is pretty good. Don't bet on games if you have no clue about the league.

>Experte

Don't bet on games period
Gambling sucks the fun out of sport and instead inflates it with greedy faux happiness

>betting on bundes teams
lmao

Based and redpilled
t. never betted

elmo

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No it makes the sports way more fun.

Looks like you never learned english either.

Clearly in.

jesus christ, the ref is right there

>tfw tipped 1:1
I’m sooooooo smart

denmark and holland, whats your % status?

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no it makes it less fun because your livlihood is at stake. watching your team grow over a period, developing attachments to players, feeling heartbreak when you watch them leave, is a healthy thing to do. Pretending that you have attachment to any team you bet on, is simply a lie.
you don't care about the game, the players, the fans, or anything. You just care about the money. if money is the reason you'd care about a match, make you thinks it "enhances" the sport, then you're already corrupted by your own false sense of achievement.

>tfw no side line technology

You are really dumb lol

I'm not drunk... yet...

you could just be an adult and do stocks, you know?
or are you too childish for that?

It is Friday the 13th

Had some wine and beer after work with some colleagues. Had a few glasses after I got home. Not enough to get drunk, but enough for a headache.

im gonna let these statements slide for now. but apply yourselves and work on your perfomrance ok. during real /bundes/ hours you need at least 1%%.

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I just dont care about stocks. Go home, ami.

Loving this new Lana Del Rey album so far

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>lana del rey is already a 34yo boomer

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How do you say 'basic bitch' in Danish?

it was jt tier

youtube.com/watch?v=HzqW5CfKVLE

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you know, the marketing guys behind WELT are genuises. the main (and perhaps unintended) audience are redpilled people and so they lock every relevant article behind a paywall with their WELT+ shit. but people will buy this because its pretty much the online mainstream newspaper that redpilled people look at and congregate around.

BASED SATANIA POSTER

Literally all me

>no endi posting

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THANKS YOU TOO :**********

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Satania is reddit.

that's not too shocking, I've fapped to her over 10 years ago

hahahahaha based jacob ITALIANO

I always wondered how she'd look like without botox and makeup

my facial expression after this game

enjoy your drink!
I wouldn't know because I have never used plebbit

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KAWAII sorry im gonna steal this pic from you again and theres nothing you can do about it LMAO

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>t.newfag
You have to go back.

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okay I will go out to drink the alcohol now
see you later

based
lol
been on 4chanNEL longer than you, pal

I said you!

Go away newfatg ausländer. You don't belong here.

halt die Fresse, cringelord

The Alcohol or: Man's Best Friend.

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image saved

its from legend of galactic heroes. really great anime. there even was a remake last year but i only watched like 3 episodes and lost interest :(

yeah I know, I watched a bit of the original but it couldn't hold my interest for long either
maybe one day

hmm ok mr. holland each has own taste right. but for me its time to sleep ok. GOOD NIGHT!!

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Gute Nacht

By the way, Turbine won today 2:1.

I finally gave up on reading all bundes threads from a certain point(like 3monthts ago) till now, was always like 7 threads behind. Now one died on me :/

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autism

why do americans love absolutely meaningless quotes so much? is this the legacy of fortune cookies?

honorary Obersturmbannführer

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wtf I wanna be president of india now

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yes

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This is what the average anime poster does on weekends

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>implying I leave my haus

The average anime poster does not go to /pol/ meetups, silly

u seam two no allot a bout annie mae ösi.. ;P

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>implying i dont drink every night

basado

Time for bed

see you

ok i am back now
VERY drunk i am so sorry

I'm in bed

tmmrows gonnanb ugly. shouldve stayed away from der vodka

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youtube.com/watch?v=6rs8LfF6hEY

ok nachti bundesfrens

this is actually my drawing
thank you for saving it

>Der FC Bayern München soll im Sommer Interesse an einer Verpflichtung von Sebastien Haller gehabt haben. Das berichtet die Frankfurter Rundschau. Demnach habe es Gespräche mit dem Stoßstürmer von Eintracht Frankfurt gegeben, bevor der sich schließlich für einen Wechsel in die Premier League entschied.
>
>Auf der Suche nach einem Backup für Robert Lewandowski habe der Rekordmeister neben Timo Werner von RB Leipzig auch den Bremer Max Kruse und Haller auf dem Zettel gehabt. Der Franzose hatte sich mit starken Leistungen für Frankfurt und 24 Torbeteiligungen allein in der Bundesliga in den Fokus vieler Vereine gespielt.
>
>Wie die Rundschau erfahren haben will, führten die Verantwortlichen der Bayern um Karl-Heinz Rummenigge und Hasan Salihamidzic Gespräche mit Haller. Als West Ham United jedoch eine Ablöse von 40 Millionen Euro bot und Hallers Berater diese Summe den Bayern präsentierten, lehnten diese ab: Eine derartige Summer für einen Ersatzstürmer wollte der FCB nicht zahlen.
>
>Haller wechselte so in die Premier League, wo er in seinen ersten drei Spielen für die Hammers direkt drei Tore erzielte. Die Bayern verzichteten darauf, neben Fiete Arp einen weiteren Stürmer zu verpflichten.

kek Buyern! what does this dood even do?

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lol wtf

BRAZZO IS SUCH A CREEP PLEASE STOP POSTING HIS FACE

where were you when TW11 destroyed the Bauern

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where were you when TW11 destroyed the Bauern

Guy at the bottom pointing to his ears is our French /bundes/ poster

Looks like that one guy from Bauer sucht Frau

where were you when TW11 destroyed the Bauern

ssh root@neinholdbot poweroff

Ok but seriously, what's with Löw refusing to start Brandt and Havertz? Especially Brandt, it's when he's playing that the offensive play starts to flow, you can easily see this in the World Cup, but for some reason Löw even preferred using Goretzka on the right wing instead of Brandt.

With the dead weights Kimmich, Kroos, Khedira and Özil he hoped to have at least one guy in the midfield that wins a few duels

>haller
>not overrated

Hmm... FC Kobenhavn have changed their official name in UEFA competitions to FC Copenhagen.

Based Bayern refusing to buy even more niggers

Whom do we support? Bröndby IF or Fortuna Hjörring?

this new sky second bundes comfyrenz is the opposite of comfy
I miss the old format

FC Bayern München
#MiaSanMia

We support Brondby but we like Fortuna

A little tip if you don’t have plans tonight: Bayern München are playing against Leipzig at half past six.

Goat kit?

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which sport

pfeffikillen

???

?

Sorry but I'm busy

Busy doing what?

Suck my **** bundes

We’re all watching the la Vuelta

dood, you can't say that...

UR MOM

what are you doing with her mom?

hmm thanks, i will consider it.

>back to 3. liga
well at least >we still have more titles than Leverkusen

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what the fuck even happened to us? we even stopped playing tiki taka and everything is just a lackluster mess right now.

Lack of Aue dna

>tiki taka
>3. liga

>Gulácsi und Forsberg vor Verlängerung bei RB – Fall Werner positiv „für Profilstärkung“

/ourguy/ keeping the band together

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first few games we had like 75% possession and 90% pass rate on average. you dont see this kind of play in lower leagues. but now we stopped doing this and play like your typical 2nd league shitter.

>that Bremen Viererkette
Who are these people? Why isn't Friedl in the center?

>3-0
its ogre kiel bros

Please, tom, can you tell me the name of this cutie during the Auslosung yesterday? I promiss I want be making fun of you anymore if you can help me.

>promiss

>propiss

>poopiss

...

based

rent free

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underrated

quality posts

>hannOVER
>

Kiel isn't going down, right?

did frankfurt speckie lose a bit of tummy and work on his shoulders and arms or is he still a little fatty like on that photo with that eagle?

Kiel is going kieloben lmao

Dass ein mann oder frau?

kkkkkk pqp basado

Are you the German Brazilian who posts in /luso/?

a tranny

favourite annenmaykantereit song?
mine’s jeden morgen
>inb4 gay
you should take a girl to one of their concerts, guaranteed pusy

>Borussia Dortmund's Starting XI: Bürki - Hakimi, Akanji, Hummels, Guerreiro - Witsel, Delaney - Sancho, Reus, Brandt - Alcacer

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youtu.be/H8d_Nx0CRp4

another defeat, great
t. shareholder

favre is such an annoying autist

>No Demirbay

Eitther "Pocahontas" or "Nur wegen dir"

>Gulaschi und (((Forsberg)))
>good

fuck bvb

Care to translate?

>best goalkeeper of past season and the guy who holds the record for most assists in a single Bundesliga season
>not good
3/10 made me reply

Forsberg and Gulasci about to sign new contracts - Werner extending is good for the brand

good choice

nah sorry, i'm just a 5 star-ranked memester

*[werner’s extension] is positiv “for profile strengthening”
that’s the literal translation

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>profilverstärkung = is good for the brand

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>that Werder defence

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lol

>Groß und Lang
lewd

fun fact: schalke will be above dortmund by tomorrow 8pm

>schalke

>schalke

Please do tell:

...

>tfw I would unironically follow jt but it's a dead account

anyone has a stream from the eintracht - augsburg match?

pls bros i don't wanna miss this

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KLAASSEN

Nobby is back

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VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D wart mal, was ist das denn?

>this pic
a daring synthesis

AUF GEHT'S SVW

Follow me pls

Scored more goals than Jovic so far

link to conference pls

so far so good. last season pillenkusen absolutely DOMINATED us.

What a retarded game in Dortmund.

Neither team can keep the ball.

live sport.ws

absolute state of our league kek

ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON ANDERSSON

PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA PLEA

As a Bremer, this is okay.

>14 minutes of shit passing, fights and losing the ball

And these two are CL teams...

>Embolo is good now

lets go

Just >Schalke things
He always had the talent but Scheiße 04 dragged him down

delaney completely invisible. le danish özil lad.

kek yes. reminds me of tom and jt insulting each other.

But Türkzil is an attacking midfielder, he’s meant to be noticed while Dänlany is more defensively minded

its all so tiresome

we're finally EPLEL tier. Klopps Fullthrottleball of 2013 was tiki taka compared to this shit.

Bender is not very good as full back

>danish

Brandt is a fraud

>the absolute state of K’lautern

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2deep4bundes
He needs to go England to be truly appreciated by the game’s finest connaisseurs

barca will completely demolish us kek

Watching Berlin-Bremen, I have seen about 7 minutes of football so far.

>getting annihilated by SV Deppen
would honestly Verein auflösen

Fucking GOAT

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RADETZKY

no but Favre is. btw where will Hummels go when Tuch

just need to finish in the top two in groups

Fucking Bellarabi sandnigger can't shoot

indeed. its like getting hyped for something like tottenham vs city and then you get this kind of game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*el returns to Dortmund

Meinten Sie Langsammels?

Sancho's passing is very good to be fair

Unser Uhrensohn will score a cheeky Häddrigg today

no

SHAREHOLDERS VICTORIOUS

BUY BUY BUY

oh shit ihr Klautern Schweine!

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TOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR

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BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO

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Geez why the fuck these guys can't fucking understand each other, both are Muslims

jesus, what a goal from that faggot

PACO THE GOAT

BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D BAGGO :D

kek guy does harder tap ins than some people free kicks. welcome to FC barcelona, alcather.

Benes isnt playing >:(((

>he rates Tah
Lmao

trust the dane, feel the pain

clutch Hinteregger

WTF was that

LOOK AT THIS WHORE WITH HER HIPPIE LET'S FUCK LOOK AND FEET EXPOSED FOR QUICK FOOTJOBS!!1

FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE!!1

Amiri is a fraud

more like Schlaf-Tah-blette LMAO
also

TORSTEN
MACH
NEUE

i wanna lick and smell her feet

JUDGE

fucking Jap caught sleepin

Thorstääähn? An die Arbeit!

VAR is so fucking useless. That handball should've been a penalty for Dortmund.

witsel is so fucking good, i wouldnt be surprised if he leaves next summer for real or something

FREIHEIT FÜR NOBBY

neue:

Witsel wants to be close to his family. That's why he went to Dortmund.

sanshit OUT bruun larsen IN please

Sancho having a shit game
That means he’ll pick up 2 goals and an assist by the end

Based Brandt trying to gift Leverkusen an equalizer

title free

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how is that a penalty...............

LEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA