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>UFC Fight Night Vancouver: Cerrone vs. Gaethje Saturday, 14 September 2019
/heem/ - Conor Wins The Rematch Edition
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Camden Fisher
>Masvidal lied about Colby stiff legs, then lies about Colby paying for sex.
What?
Samuel Rogers
>cries
>contemplates retiring
>vents about colby picking against him
>sends death threats to colby
dustin could have won the story but he made himself look like a whiny bitch
youtube.com
Matthew Rodriguez
>big fight announcement soon
>Jones saying he wants to fight in December
>Ngannou saying he wants to fight before the end of the year
Lads, could it be?
Cooper Green
Why does he say that as if paying for sex is a bad thing.
>only conor wins the story against the fragile muslim
absolutely based
Caleb Sanchez
Prime Benson 30-27's Conor
Cooper Scott
He'd knock that toothpick down that ugly fag's throat.
Ian Bennett
Nope
Sebastian Turner
Name a better performance than TJ Dillashaw defeating Renan Barao at UFC 173.
Protip: You can't
Adam Roberts
I could fight Renan Barao right now and probably squeeze by on a decision.
Colton Hernandez
Is the exact moment Khabitch decided to panic wrestle. He wanted no part of Conor's big fat stubby balloon foot. The man was shook. Shook.
Caleb Roberts
>vents about colby picking against him
>sends death threats to colby
>Based video
I use to think Dustin was alright but after that and crying after the fight. YIKES
Jason Price
It's only business
Austin Roberts
Conor definitely wanted to get A Machida type knockout. Before the fight lots of the training videos showed him doing kicks.
Justin Walker
What about Garbrandt schooling big brain Cruz
Andrew Thomas
ITS JUST KISSES REEEEEEEEEE
Matthew Gonzalez
>Sultan with captured slave soldier circa 800AD
Elijah Jenkins
Just look at the beginning of this fight. Al was just standing completely still and then started trying to close the distance using a weird sideways walk with his hands down taking small steps. What the fuck was he doing this fight? youtu.be
Logan Hall
>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"
Thomas Mitchell
had an inflated ego because "went 5 rounds with khabib on one day's notice" so he came out in a taunting manner
Wyatt Richardson
Where is the Tony copypasta? I forgot to save it, someone post it if you have it
David Johnson
Based weeb faggot
William Diaz
God, Cerrone's boxing is just horrible
Julian Bennett
Thanks don't delete your post this time ;)
Wyatt Harris
Gay archivefag
Kayden Parker
I saw you in the last thread and you didn't know how to read.
Luke Powell
Big Nate Diaz fan here. Who is this George guy that he's fighting? Also when are CM Punk and Brock Lesnar fighting again?
Eli Cooper
some can
Lucas Davis
He's some old motherfucker. Like most geriatrics, he has experienced a second wind against ineffectual up-and-comers, and now everyone thinks he's a worldbeater.
Justin Howard
Lol I'll what do what I want ya gay cunts! I SWEAR THE CUNT WROTE LIGHTWEIGHT THEN DELETED IT THEN PUT WELTERWEIGHT REEEEEEEEEEE
Nathaniel Hill
He's the guy who's going to send Diaz back into his weed dungeon for 3 more years
Leo Bell
Who wins the rematch of Dustin Poirier and Conor McGregor
Lincoln Parker
Usman indisputably dodged him
Brandon Cox
Nice cazzie larp
Dylan Gray
Wow he doesn't look 41. I'd have guessed 30 at most.
Parker Turner
look how many yous this got. well done user
Anthony Reyes
Conor by ko
Samuel Gonzalez
God I wish Till won that. Diaz is going to get destroyed by that Cuban nigga. Looked more lethargic than usual in his Pettis fight. Pettis broke his foot balloon style and gassed.
Juan Collins
colby
Brayden Parker
Oh wow that dude definitely did mma you can tell just by looking at his iron chin
Jacob Gomez
Why?
Jason Sanchez
>Diaz is going to get destroyed by that Cuban nigga
as if he is
cuban bitch got owned by melendez and stephen thompson
Josiah Thompson
The absolute state of the noodle arms on these boys. This is why I only watch heavyweight MMA. I could probably crush these midgets in a fight.
Nathaniel Stewart
just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
Luis Gray
colby destroyed dustin's whole life with one interview
Justin Bennett
WB is ten times the striker that Nate is
Daniel Taylor
diaz didn't get caught by some pettis meme nonsense
Nathaniel Wood
Who is the worst out of the MMA journalists?
Noah Perez
Not gonna lie I picked Till going into that fight, but I'm glad Masvidal made the most of that win and finished Askren. Diaz looked really slow against Pettis, but he was able to big boy him, which he won't be able to do against any other welterweight.
Adam Ross
Too bad conor didn’t practice any wrestling before khabib and also mentally just wanted to cash out and sell whiskey. He wont be back. He could have done much better
James Morris
That's because he was too busy hugging him to actually fight
Charles Martin
why are you mad
Kayden Sanders
Noah Diaz
he can hug masvidal if he needs to as well, but he won't have to.
Kayden Johnson
Gooby flushes him
Isaac Price
Nate looked like shit against Pettis. Nate's only hope is to grapple because his boxing is shit Masvidal would piece him up.
Hudson Williams
why does his face look like a fucking pancake
Jacob Martin
he outboxxed outgrappled outwrestled and almost got a ko from him
Colton Wood
Based. Conor was fun though because he embrace his overcompensating manlet persona to the fullest. Middleweight has some big boys though like pic related. Paulo could probably fight at HW if he really wanted to.
Jackson Moore
Nate was working him on the feet too, Pettis gassed as the out of shape reggaeton dancer he looks like at WW
Parker Cook
I am the GOAT
Matthew Mitchell
He will have to if he doesn't want to get finished. Diaz is a hugger at WW.
Robert Morgan
It's Jan
Josiah Jones
Jon is that you?
Matthew Long
>Can Blachowicz
>big fight
Jacob Morales
he'll hug him, gas him out, beat him up in the clinch and tko him.
Nolan Ortiz
What was till doing there kek no wonder why he got flushed
Robert Collins
Mad? Speak for yourself you Brazilian cuck.
Benjamin Reed
He couldn't even finish Pettis who is a known quitter.
David Edwards
it might be hell wearing this in such a hot place
Matthew Lee
>5'3
Logan Smith
twitter.com
Oh shit you're right
>Jones crushing another can
Lincoln Ortiz
Diaz vs Masvidal is the ultimate caz matchup
Ian Wilson
was 3 rounds
Kevin Sullivan
You just posted the answer
Gavin Cook
Yucky little goblina
Christian Gonzalez
In every interview he says his favourite fighters are Khabib and Cain. He hates being compared to McGregor and strikers when he is a striker. Just wanted to be a Khabib at Welterweight and now middleweight.
Ryder Scott
great, another boring Jones belt defense just to serve as main event
Parker Jackson
Niggas actaully think shes hotter than Joanna, YIKES SENPAI
Logan Howard
We only got it because Usman ducked Colby and Masvidal back to back. The ultimate caz matchup will always be Conor vs Nate though. If a rubber match ever gets announced this general will be full of cazzies.
Jacob Carter
Logan Butler
looks like im skipping this ''''''epic''''' fight
Parker Richardson
>Usman ducked
I know, you've been bitching about it for weeks now, you boring fuck.
Benjamin Price
Eli Cook
>7 wins in the UFC (Manuwa and Rockhold his only notable wins)
>5 losses in the UFC (including Gustafson, Santos, Manuwa)
Ayden Green
Well he's got the cutbabby part down like Khabib and he got flushed like Cain. Don't see why he wouldn't want to embrace being a striker must be brain trauma kek. Can't wait for Kelvin "The Refrigerator" Gastelum to perma flush him.
David Richardson
he's the spammer
Lucas Wood
Chris Pratt the only good thing to ever come out of the Marvel movies.
Jose Rogers
Where you at?
Xavier Wilson
Ariel Helwani
@arielhelwani
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Sep 7
Then they tried to do Usman vs Masvidal but after Masvidal agreed they couldn’t come to terms with Usman. In fact, things got so bad with Usman that they threatened to strip him and pulled all his guest fighter duties in Abu Dhabi.
Luis Bailey
spammer?
Wyatt Ortiz
usman wants to fight leon edwards
Daniel Jones
Usman is giving a rematch to Sergio Moraes as his first belt defense
Austin Long
Kek Jones really did clean out light heavyweight damn. He would have fought Thiago again if he wasn't crippled now. Imagine if Jan somehow pulled this out his ass. Everyone was calling Thiago a can before his fight and he did pretty good.
Gavin Bell
Go shoot-up a strip mall about it.
Easton Morales
nobody called thiago a can here
go away cazzie
Chase Morgan
Have you not seen spammy's posts before? Maybe it's because he posts during American hours mostly.
Jayden Roberts
Usman truely the biggest beta of 170 if that shits true.
Owen Martinez
James Parker
everybody expected Marreta to get KO'd within 2 rounds and i don't blame them
Brayden Nelson
Yes they did. There are people who claim Jon lost to a "middleweight can" all the time on here to discredit Jon. The patrician posters didn't call him a can obviously.
Mason Johnson
Is Luke Rockhold retiring or what?
Nathaniel Myers
Anyone that's lost to Manuwa should be banned from ever competing for a belt
Jordan Morgan
He really fought smart that fight I was not expecting that. He was patient and picking his shots early. Sucks his knee gave out though hope he can recover for a rematch eventually.
Ian Reed
Chael said that Luke looked good in this fight lmao
Oliver Ortiz
No, he's moving up to heavyweight.
William Young
Jones is Apollo, Thiago is Rocky. Think about it.
Ian Robinson
Manuwa beat osp and osp gave Jon a decent fight, but that was after he fought Jon so yeah you're right tbqh. Manuwa didn't even start combat sport training of any kind until he was 27 kek.
Andrew Fisher
youtube.com
Tony bless
Isaac Hill
Thats some dumb cunt fan fiction.
Should be Conor is Rocky, Diaz is Apollo. Khabib is Drago.
David Davis
Drago got beaten, Khabib will probably retire undefeated
Levi Carter
Kek maybe he meant he physically looked good because fight wise Luke gassed early and got flatlined as a result. Not to mention he never fixed his shitty boxing defense. Chael is always one for hot takes though and he loves the story of the fight.
Colton Ortiz
>Drago got beaten
Not really. From a fight standpoint, he won.
Cooper Mitchell
Jace Diaz
His daddy (keeper) isn't going to let him retire.
Aaron Morales
is she a pornstar? what's her name? love this look
Wyatt Garcia
That makes sense that you love that look, since it looks manly.
Christian Wilson
tomboys are one of my fetishes
Andrew Watson
Is that Miley Cyrus?
Jordan Reyes
when you think about it, tony ferguson is the only thing joining reddit and heem together
Tyler Moore
heemsters are redditors
Carter Phillips
rin bless
Jaxson Lopez
Crying rn thinking about my boy Conor. Absolute legend. Gone too soon. Rip.
Benjamin Foster
Dont shed those tears for too long. HE WILL BE BACK! Gaycheese next then Dustin or Khabib.
Owen Peterson
Just realized something crazy. So I never use axe body wash on my legs when I shower, and they are hairy as fuck. But I do use axe body wash on my face chest and back but I can't grow hair in those places. I think this stuff isn't good for you.
Easton Cooper
t.faggot
Matthew Scott
Benjamin Richardson
He transcends the typical dichotomy. Tony is the third way.
Wyatt Jackson
based
William Thompson
nice guy
Kevin Murphy
He should try to fight Dustin again. He already knows he can beat him and since Dustin just fought for a title it'll give him claim to being the next contender. Gaethje is a tougher fight just because Gaethje is such a tard he will hurt his opponent at the expense of hurting himself. Conor could win, but he would probably take some damage. Against Dustin he could probably escape without taking hardly any damage.
John Sanders
conar beat porier so why would porer win against kabib
conar should fight kabib next
Wyatt Diaz
In many ways, Tony is nothing, but at the same time he is everything.
Mason Williams
tony doesnt win or lose the story of the fight, tony IS the story of the fight
Parker Howard
i feel like that is the only time he used that thing
Luis Cruz
Ryder Reyes
ive seen this webm so many times but ive only just noticed eddie sitting in the back looking nervous
Chase Sullivan
youtu.be
Scorching hot take from Chael incoming
Isaac Russell
>a silver fucking tie
>all his suits
Even Khabib dresses better than him.
Kayden Cruz
i showed you my hands
no weapons
Asher Richardson
God I wish he won.
Christian Cooper
She looks like Ribery
Parker Hughes
Based
Jeremiah Perry
Blake Wright
dream timeline - realistic version
>johnny walker vs jon jones
>walker wins via KO
>jones gets the immediate rematch
>wins decision
>tests positive
>comes back after a two year suspension
>instant title shot
>wins but not impressively
Ayden Thomas
can confirm that it is
Oliver Young
Chase Wright
Ribery?
Ryan Thomas
>Zero discussion of upcoming banger main event
Well hello there, /heem/
*rolls into thread*
Xavier Fisher
every other fight is pointless since both of them would get flushed by Kebab
Tyler Perez
downies age weirdly
Levi Diaz
Eli Russell
How to beat Khabib:
1. Opening bell, run towards him quickly
2. Wing punches at him, any kind will do. Preferably uppercuts and crosses
3. If he tries to shoot at you, retreat, back up all the way to the cage until you're out of range
4. Sprint away from him while circling the cage
5. Cut back towards the middle of the octagon
6. Repeat steps 2-5 until your Khabib is unconscious
It's literally that simple and no I'm not joking
Andrew Cox
i actually wore something like that, when i was down there. It's actually a little better because of the loose fit compared to a t-shirt and shorts
James Roberts
Cerrone would ruin Khabib. There's a reason he ducked Cowboy twice.
Gavin Sanders
Is Derrick Lewis actually any good?
Eli Myers
He actually does this stupid shit? I was wondering why he spams it on UFC 3.
Hunter Nguyen
Tony is literally the only guy with enough cardio to do this kek
Levi Gonzalez
>can who always shits his pants in big fights and was outgrappled by RDA would ruin the best pressure grappler in MMA
Hot take, kiddo.
Dominic Torres
everything would go to shit as soon as he grabs you
Lucas Thompson
Literally, I agree but I disagree, b
Ryder Gonzalez
HAHAHA how fucking tight are you're shorts and shirt. Must be a fat nigga.
Christian Evans
Don't. Let. Him. Grab. You. Run away. God, it isn't that complicated. See steps 3 and 4, child. My strategy is fool proof.
Connor Garcia
>you're
Illiterate mouth-breather from the last thread still can't read.
Adrian Parker
>Don't. Let. Him. Grab. You
kek
Asher Campbell
Has Khabib ever faced a D1 all American Wrestler like Gaethje? Khabib also ducked Cowboy twice.
Alexander Reyes
Cerrone probably has the best wrestling at 155 besides Khabib and Gaethje
Carter White
i can guarantee you he flushes both of them
Christopher Campbell
kek
Jonathan Hall
Basically the same technique as fighting a really hard boss in Dark Souls
Dylan Green
This is the fight to make.
Michael Turner
Tony and Gregor both have great wrestling, but Cowboy is probably top 5 in the division
Nolan Taylor
>who is Islam
>who is Gregor
Damn, this cesspool is full of absolutely retarded fucking cazzies. What am I even doing here?
Nathan Scott
How to beat prime Anderson Silva:
1. Circle away from his punches
2. Punch him without getting punched
3. Check his kicks
4. Repeat 1, 2, 3 until he's unconscious
Josiah Robinson
He's literally done it in his ufc fights you absolute cazzie retard
Julian Hughes
>an essentially pure striker, mostly boxer, that throws power shots
>he's going to destroy Nate Diaz in a 5 round fight
How does your brain function you berk
Brayden Gutierrez
I can guarantee he never fights either of them because they're tough matchups and Khabib wants to retire undefeated. Gaethje is unironically a nightmare matchup for Khabib.
Jonathan Barnes
i'm in good shape, i actually hit the gym and play football, unlike you since you're posting on here all the time
Angel Reyes
yellow fever = mental illness
Henry Butler
Why don't you cry about it?
Ethan Mitchell
>two bums who haven't beaten anyone good
oh for sure
Landon Martinez
Can't believe I boyd this crying sissy, I think I might boy tsperg now.
Jeremiah James
He cries at the end of every fight, even the ones he wins.
Christopher Murphy
The time of AmeriCAN belt holders is coming to a close
Hunter Butler
Why don't you go back to ufc 3 you obese cazzie cunt
Thomas Rivera
Are you stupid? No, seriously, are you? How are you actually going to try to apply my logic to a fighter that is the polar opposite of Khabib and then pretend I look like the stupid one here. You dumb smug little faggot. God I would knock your teeth down your throat if you'd said something like this to my face.
James Rodriguez
He lost to dong hyun Kim and Rory MacDonald at welterweight. Not to mention Conor beat him over five rounds, who's really a featherweight. Nate has overrated stand up and I don't think he's strong enough to handle Masvidal like he did to Pettis. Pettis is also a heartlet unlike Masvidal.
Parker Evans
I'm thinking its Anderson next.
Daniel Parker
Jon, Stipe, Max, and Cejudo are all American. Usman really is American too even though he won't admit it because it's not as marketable. All his training is in America, but it's ok he'll lose the belt to an American as soon as he tries to defend.
Benjamin Walker
>Khabib sits down on the stool, confident that he won this round on the scorecards
>another decision win by wrestlefucking for sure
>but something is different this time
>he looks at the man across from him
>sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face
>why isn't he sitting down?
>at least his face is bloody
>it looks kinda weird though, there's no visible cut on Tony's face, only a spray of blood on his face and chest
>Khabib touches his face
>his stomach sinks as he looks at his hands
>red... he's bleeding, heavily
>that's his blood on Tony's face
>as the camera points at Khabib, he looks up at the display screen
>he almost can't recognise his face
>he starts to panic, he was never cut before, he's never seen so much blood
>Khabib looks back at Tony
>he's still smiling
>Round 2
Logan Taylor
True he was embarrassing and emotional after the Max fight too
Charles Baker
Damn why is Anderson ranked so low? Does he never fight or something?
Nathaniel Robinson
>i earned dis in blyoood, dis is myneee
Alexander Campbell
>Thiago and Smif ranked lower than Poostafsson
Sebastian Parker
Impressive wins, unfortunate losses.
Also reminder that the rankings are made by MMA reporters voting, and are basically fanboyism.
Jack Jones
>the nig
woah
Colton Stewart
AAAAGGGHHH NO PLEASE KHABIB THINK OF THE CHILDREN IM SAVING IN AFRICA
THINK OF MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER KHABIB NOOOOOOOOOO
Camden Evans
>Jon
Yes
>Stipe
Proud Croation
>Max
Proud Native Polynesian
>Cejudo
Yes
Jeremiah Lopez
Rory is a wrestler you mong and neither one of the other guys 'destroyed' him
Let me tell you how this is going to go
Masvidal is going to try and knock him out which is the worst gameplan possible and he'll lose, probably by TKO in the championship rounds.
Then they wrap some stupid fake belt around Nate and call him a ''''''''champ''''''''' and he'll call out some other striker with a lot of miles on the clock
Julian Brooks
>impressive wins
>boring wrestlefucks with next to no offense
Only thing worse than his fighting style is his cardboard personality
Nolan Campbell
>Rory is a wrestler
Stopped reading. Rory cross trained from the very beginning a true student of the MMA game.
Julian Johnson
based copypasta
Adam Gomez
My post obviously reads "won against top guys, lost against bottom guys". Impressive in name recognition, not theatrical or whatever.
Eli Mitchell
If it were up to me you'd be sent back to Lafayette with all those down syndrome kids that Poirier is feeding scraps to.
Tyler Gomez
>he'll lose the belt to an America
But Ponzi is from Argentina though, not America
Jaxon Gomez
Should've posted the webm of Rory chain suplexing Diaz to further your case.
Gabriel Williams
>Rory is a wrestler
Kek. And yeah Masvidal is definitely known for being a knockout artist my dude. Cazzie.
Carson Rodriguez
why do I care if you're reading you melt, couldn't even stand up for your own retarded opinion
Ian Martinez
*boop*
Jason Stewart
Dos Anjos wrestle fucked Diaz, but no one calls him a wrestler. Diaz is just really bad at wrestling.
David Rogers
I assumed people had actually watched fights before conor, bit naive I guess
Chase Rivera
Technique is there, but Clogboy pissed all his power away with beer. And it's not because of cutting to 155, but why he cuts to 155.
Jackson Harris
I wish they allowed kicks to grounded opponents. Cowboy could have finished him right there with a kino kick to the face while Al was falling, but instead Al gets to go "get in my guard"
Logan Howard
>won against top guys
Lmao who, ilir Latifi and a 50 year old glover? Jan 4 years ago? Dudes a joke and your post is retarded
Ryan Green
Al is also really hard to finish. He's never been KOd before.
Eli Parker
>there are people here whom unironically believe Nate Diaz will beat Jorge Masvidal in an MMA match
wow.....
Joseph King
lots of cazzies in this very thread
Christopher Bennett
I thought his mouth piece was his eyeball for a second kek
Christopher Green
I'd give both of my testicles to see Cowboy snap Khabib's fat head back like that.
Ethan Nguyen
>Cerrone
Biggest fucking choker in the game, veteran choker.
Leo Hill
yellow fever is big brain
Matthew Jackson
Till would flush Khabib too so I don't know what your point is
Anthony Hill
Yikes you still mad boi!
Is that what you actually want to be? Nice try faggot, go back to /fit/
Jace Russell
>ayo I went 1-1 with a featherweight striker at welterweight 3 years ago, just came back and beat a lightweight striker at welterweight i only want the cool fight like stikers with a lot of years on the clock and you should pay me millions, I want to fight this lightweight striker at welterweight next
>holy shit Nate is a star! BMF belt lets go how can he possibly beat another LW striker!?
Have to respect how hard this downie ha worked this sport's dumbfuck audience and Dana
Angel Ward
Diaz fanbase is made of soifaced burgers
Logan Rogers
twitch.tv
our guy is online
Juan White
What a fucking dumb cunt yankee
William Johnson
>yankee
I'm not even into baseball, but thanks anyway.
Julian Ramirez
>Poland
Lol go back to KK's twitch or Joannas
William Hughes
>Cerrone would flush Kebab
Austin Parker
Look at the rest of the division. Anderson has the most top 10 wins after JJ.
Hunter Rivera
Whitaker use to be a huge McGregor fan, too bad he's a Khabib fan now.
Robert Collins
I would if I could, bitch
Brayden Phillips
>AND THE NEWWWWW BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER CHAMPION
Jeremiah Turner
>IS THAT THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER OH MY GOD TAKE MY MONEY THIS IS EPIC DONT YOU LIKE FUN MARVEL MARVEL
Christopher Rogers
legit respect him for pimping out these mandrama hoes and taking their money from them for a meme fight
masvidals still a fag but diaz is cool
Dylan Evans
You're still watching the fight.
Logan Gutierrez
>WMMA? Never heard of it
Gavin James
Khabib and Tony are both on a 12 win streak in the UFC, if Khabib wins he deserves all the respect he wants.
Jaxon Hill
More like watching highlights in the morning after.
Jacob Brooks
Why are you talking to me?
Michael Reed
>IZZY AND SILVA ARE HAVING A FUCKING ANIME FIGHT OH MY GOD THE RESPECT CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE SEEING
Levi Smith
Khabib has beaten more top 10 lightweights than Tony has. He already deserves all the respect he wants.
But yes, Tony is the one real serious pretender to the throne. 50:50 fight, love it, can't wait. Dustin has to call out McGregor to keep him from ruining it.
Do I know you?
Henry Reed
Based Bobby says Khabib is the best combat grappler in the world. Haters on suicide watch.
Adrian Sanchez
>Its a chess match, Joe.
>Thats right, can you see the fine twitch fiber on their muscles moving ever so slightly, they are like springs ready to explode.
>This is a true fighter's fight.
>They are giving each other so much respect, they respect the other man's ability to counter, great athletes.
>*ding*
>And the round is over, what a round, what a mental battle.
Benjamin Turner
It's sad that the Christian world has no athlete like Khabib. An athlete who actually cares about the religion he espouses and an athlete who fights against the constant encroachment of degeneracy, godlessness and decadence in his homeland. The world needs heros like Khabib.
Julian Myers
unless an opinion is delivered to them by chael or some other faggot the spergs cant accept it
Zachary Perry
Wtf I love Khabib now
Zachary Nelson
>a christian fighter who follows religious texts
>"do to others what you want done to you"
>"turn the other cheek"
>"dont strike against your fellow man"
hmm.....
Alexander Long
No, you don't understand so let me tell you something uneducated fool. If Khabib wins, then Tony was always an old, cte'd can who lost to fucking Michael Johnson and only beat cans. If Tony wins then Khabib was always an overrated, onedimensional can crusher who could only beat former featherweights and trash fighters.
Nolan Harris
Imagine licking Conor's big fat smelly rotten purple swollen Irish balloon toes
Logan Gutierrez
>i hate the casuals so much, i embrace their views ironically, except i forgot it was ironically and now i actually believe that shit
pls no do this brother
Jason Reyes
Irish people must seethe not having a dominant defending champion from their tiny country unlike chadStralia
Hunter Brown
If you think Christianity is a meek religion because some of its tenets espouse mercy, then you're wrong. There are millions upon millions of Christians who long for days when Christendom still was a force to be reckoned with. When churches weren't filled with female bishops and homosexual churchgoers.
Just imagine a Christian fighter saying no against homosexuality, no against hiphop, no against atheism. A Christian fighter whose profession of faith goes further than the ugly cross tattoo on his body.
John Edwards
>just imagine a violent christian
You mean a heretic?
Eli Rivera
Rob is a kiwi bro. And Conor defended his belt against Aldo.
Gabriel Martin
How do Poirier vs Colby and Masvidal vs Colby go?
Isaiah Torres
>BMF champion @ Marvel Arena presented by 3 piece with soda by Rory MacDonalds
>Khabozo takes a year to prepare for ex-FW striker and doesn't fight 12 win streak guy
>Janni Bones pulsates and deadlifts 600 pounds, but doesn't move to HW because his flushed division needs cleaning up
>Asian market expansion card had 5 fights that should've been stopped because they gassed like Dada & Kimbo
>Arab market expansion card was led by decision machine "russians" that can't heem anybody and all forums are now filled with mad cazzies
>Blaydes goes to fuckknowswherebumfuckistan to get 120k while manletweights who he can heem inside 1 minute fight once a year & get millions
>all the fan favorites spend year on side lines waiting for entangled in his BS schemery Dana to give them appropriate fight
I know Rock is disaster movie specialist, but I don't think he can save this one. I can smell what he is cooking, but it smells very similar to toilet list.
Lincoln Edwards
95359638
why does this thread attract so many retarded cunts? its worse than other sports by far
Jack Ross
Someone with autism do a "title fights per year for each weight class" chart
i bet theres less and less title fights per weight class, just more weight classes and fake interim belts
Gavin Walker
I feel bad for Khabib because he will never really reach goat status having all his major fights in the lightweight division and not being on the radar till he was already 20 fights deep.
He needs to clean house at welterweight if he really wants all-time p4p legacy.
Chase Long
Silver actually goes well with blues but I wouldn't expect a bogan to know that.
Chase Myers
joe is a metrosexual manlet from cali
he 100% uses height increase insoles
Parker Morales
Blaydes wants to be the Khabib of HW, but he doesn't have character in interviews and on social media. And even his wrestling is more boring somehow. Not enough smesh most of the time. Though when the razorblades come out, it gets good. Tony tier.
He's already an all time great, Anderson Silva territory, and if he beats Tony and a returning GSP, he'd be GOAT status.
Brandon Phillips
>my most anticipated fight? Why the BMF belt fight of course. It's simply wonderful to see suck a display of masculine energy.
William Collins
Nah, Iron Mike is just a short man for his weight class.
Landon White
If he shoots at you he's probably going for a single leg so you should fall into it and put your weight onto him like Connor did and just try and maul him. Know that you can win but if you don't win that first takedown it's over. Goobh was doing well and almost had position on him many times but he just didn't think he would win or something so let kebob up.
Noah Howard
You have something wrong with you if you have such an obsessive drive to argue over stupid shit on Yea Forums all day long. You're a dumb cunt. Also, a faggot.
Julian Brooks
>"I was out on my feet." @cainmma says Ngannou knocked him unconscious before his knee buckled in their fight (via @arielhelwani)
Soon Miocic (pic related)
Jaxson Morales
He doesn't need GOAT status. If he beats Tony and retires he'll be 29-0. He won't be on the same level as GSP but he'll have a mystique that nobody else will never have, i.e. being completely unbeaten. You can only argue Jones is practically speaking unbeaten but he's too much of a cheater to take seriously.
Matthew Sullivan
I don't know what "m" is. In English please?
Joseph White
Tibau beat Khabib. Gus and Thiago beat Jones.
Carter Anderson
I hope its not about Scatocic cuz i want Ngannou to break Scatocic face first
Lincoln Ramirez
It doesnt feel enough. Maybe with the win over gsp after Tony but that would still be riding on the 30-0 statline.
2+ division belts feels mandatory at manlet weights.
Levi Perez
dude joe rogan is 165cm at best
Jason Nelson
Khabib won that 29-28. Only a statistics autist who counts the number of strikes would disagree that.
Luke Martinez
Its Jan Polski.
Nolan Thompson
lol and this is the big fight?
James Moore
Jan's twitter suggests so.
Xavier Davis
Islam is godlessness. Fucking moron.
Michael Jackson
Hot take: Luke Cuckhold has a better chance against JJ than Jan does.
Lucas Murphy
Adrian Bennett
I'm the baddest mother heemer. Anyone want to challenge for my throne, come see me in the octagon.
Jace Parker
i suppose jon tries to invent big fights cuz the division is over
Isaac Morales
did tyson lose the BMF title to some twink faggot zoomer?
Oliver Jenkins
>I feel bad for Khabib because he will never really reach goat status
He will, if he keeps the zero and doesn't lose any more rounds and reaches a nice record of 30-0. Being completely undefeated in the most talent stacked division in MMA (doesn't matter what you cazzies think, this is the media's narrative) having lost only one round in his career to a double champ is phenomenal and unheard of.
GSP tapped to strikes from Matt Serra. Portajohn is a cheating piece of shit who can abrely eek out split decisions against cans. Fedor was strangled by Werdum. Khabib would be literally perfect with only one round lost to his greatest rival.
He would win the GOAT title and the story of the fight for the GOAT title.
Julian Cook
Uh sweaty...
Jonathan Long
Usman is cringe
Jayden Nelson
Except kebab barely scraped through against washed up cans and Jones, love him or hate him has fucking dominated evryone of his last how ever many fights. If conor looks good again and we see him beat conor again or really flush Tony is say he gets some respect but only cazzies respect him cause hur dur no L. Anyone can dodge their way to undefeated
Benjamin Thomas
>GOAT
>dominated in the third
stop ducking the rematch, Khabitch
Dominic Wilson
>Except kebab barely scraped through against washed up cans
Never lost a round to anyone but Conor, cazzie. Your dogshit opinion is irrelevant.
>Jones, love him or hate him has fucking dominated evryone
>barely winning a split decision against a fat middleweight with no legs is "domination"
Whew, lad, you're mentally ill.
>Anyone can dodge their way to undefeated
Except Khabib is the only reigning undefeated UFC champ. I guess, in more ways than one, Khabib is everyone, whoah.
Matthew Morales
Fact: the last FULL round we saw between Conor and Khabib, Conor won. You may not like it, buts it’s true.
Jace Gutierrez
cockhold is a beast of a winstreak
Levi Nguyen
i will tell you something
Isaac Campbell
>Never lost a round to anyone but Conor, cazzie.
Leo Diaz
Lmao the fact that you base how good someone is off of wins and losses and not their actual ability says everything.
Christopher Bailey
Schaub is the GOAT. Simple as
Lucas Stewart
If anything Khabib is dominating harder than Jones, and winning more one sided fights.
JJ has looked progressively worse in each fight in the last few years, for some reason.
Dustin was to Khabib what Smiff was to JJ, and only one of these ended in a finish.
Landon Ortiz
Seethe.
>Portajohn is SO good he can barely win against a disabled fat middleweight who should be in a wheelchair
Absolute M-münster, my peach.
Parker Wright
>I think they believe they can win. This guy is one of the best in the world. They have to believe. Why come to fight if you don’t believe yourself? I think they believe too. But after first round I think they not believe.
Chase Lee
This is such a poor analysis. Jones has shown way more versatility over the years adapting how he fights. All kebab has done is shown he will throw punches regardless of how weak they are. Comparing Smith to poirier is retarded since poirier showed really good tdd and Smith looked like he was a teenager in the octagon with no clue what he was doing
Xavier Collins
The thing is, by the time the current goat contenders got in their groove, every one of their fights was a huge event or at least a title defense.
As much as I love Khabib, its not until the fight with Conor that it felt like the real deal. Everything before that came across as a warmup. If he quits after 2-3 more fights, it will feel like a brief career despite the numbers.
He got into the title picture only recently.
Tyler Hernandez
This is such a poor analysis, etc.
Benjamin Lopez
If it were the most thorough, thought-out analysis ever concocted, you'd still find a way to argue over it. You petty sack of shit.
Jack Gutierrez
I guess we will never know, since its a shitpost instead.
Michael Mitchell
He got into the picture late relative to Portajohn, because LW is fucking stacked, both numerically and in terms of talent. Khabib had to accumulate a 10 fight winning streak to win the belt, Ferguson had to do approximately the same to get his interim belt. Meanwhile Portajohn fought in a wasteland division filled with out of prime Pride grandpas and outright cans and won his belt on a 4 fight winning streak. Now when the grandpas have retired, there's nothing BUT cans. The division is a joke and Portajohn is a shitty can crusher who can't even crush cans reliably, lmao.
Eli Martin
he got into the picture late because he was always injured, not because LW was stacked. he could have gotten a title shot 3-4 years ago in a different timeline
Easton Baker
Oh, and I even forgot to mention the roids, lmao. Even without the roids Portajohn is a joke.
Gabriel Ross
Coulda shoulda woulda. Ferguson went through the same winning streak to get his interim belt as Khabib, this long path to the belt is no coincidence, the division is simply stacked and anyone who tries to argue this is a cazzie.
Oliver Howard
i have inside information, conor wins the rematch
Austin Powell
Imagine talking MMA with khabitches
>foul mood
>reddit spacing (you can stop here)
>no personality, so switches between discord tranny words he stole from faggot boards or others (seethe, cazzie, lad) & nicknames created by heemsters who hate khabozo ways
>brainwashed by us-vs-them mentality: dellusional 24/7, invents enemies/haters, thinks anybody would say a word against khabitch if he fought best wraslers convinietly gathered in WW division and fought 2-3 times a year instead of being cutbabby fight picker that has to rest a year or he'll die from tough weightcuts
>as a result 100 posts of mindless spam, jerking off to 0(allegedly) losses, while 38-1 40-2 resume would put him above anybody but Jones that won Mugumbo/Stipe winner
Just think about it next time. One simple fact:
>have an opportunity to fight GSP (one of the legends/greats), who fights in similar fashion at 200 event
>be goat
>refuse because you rest from your religious holiday (aka my pussy hurts) teehee see you in september against somebody else
Refusing GOAT AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kayden Perez
Once again, I survey /heem/. Do you prefer your hugs to be double under hooks, over under hooks, or double over? Open to other answers such as back clinch and lethwei clinch.
Hudson Green
i'm already on /fit/ you ung
Eli Ward
Based Tony. Defend Or Vacate
Julian Gray
The weak should fear the strong
Michael James
Over and under, of course. What sort of barbarian hugs differently?
Joseph Rogers
It's over el cuckuy, there's no where to run now, you HAVE to fight khabib, your only option is to get flushed by the GOAT.
Anthony Sanders
baste
Ryder Lewis
This i peak MMA """striking"""
>only 2 punches landed
Lol
Anthony Howard
I bet I could pin Khabib in oil folk wrestling.
Matthew Carter
Thoughts?
youtube.com
Dylan Hall
Could no weight cut khabib beat the world's strongest man in a ufc fight?
Ethan Cook
>schaub
nah im good
Charles Wright
thoughts on the damage control over the rogan's wife comment?
Joseph Diaz
your maximum bench press for 5 reps?
Jayden Gonzalez
Where do I watch this, for free of course?
Nolan Young
why would you want to watch this
cucked as fuck, should've went on with it and accused toe hogan of cheating.
Kayden Fisher
I didnt pay attention to the original comment, but his denial makes me think Joe does cheat
Ryan Hall
If you stare into the toilet long enough(with the lights off), Daniel will climb out and give you analysis on a topic of your choosing for thirty (30) minutes
James Bailey
Also I forgot to mention it has to be at midnight and you have to whisper "flushed Daniel" over and over until he appears
Joshua Evans
DC is not flushed, he wins the trilogy.
Thomas Diaz
Yes, strongmen are cardiolets. Itd be round one of him clinging for his life on one limb as he gets swung around in the air but not taking much damage, round 2 the strongman would gas and fall victim to an easy choke.
Gavin Howard
neither have i i'm just bored
Juan Campbell
Everyone who fights khabib ends up looking like this while khabib is unscathed.
Carson Ward
i can't remember did conor make him cry too
Thomas Harris
I just want to see Colby maul everyone, you can tell he's been treated like shit a lot and is just getting his own back. And everyone cries about the Brazil comments while he has a Brazilian in his corner and they clearly care for each other.
Parker Roberts
Ah the same 35 year old still obsessed with the Joker and being the bad guy?
Ayden Nguyen
For me, it's being undefeated.
youtu.be
Justin Wright
This show is really low production value for ESPN and honestly kind of lame. Just look up the filthy casual's guide on YouTube instead and listen to DC's commentary on fight night. You get to watch a well-made breakdown of a fighter's technique and listen to your boy talk shop all for the same amount of money you were paying before.
Carter Cook
colby is an autistic fake and his gimmick is relentlessly cringy. you won an interim belt, everyone knows who you are at this point, drop the publicity act ffs
Tyler Jones
based khabib still wins against roided up tibau
Sebastian Jackson
this but unironically
Justin Morales
Bentley Edwards
Unironicly kebab needs like 1-2 wins for goat lw and 4-5 for goat overall
Camden Miller
>johnson rapes el duckuy
>khabib mauls johnson
Carson Russell
>Jorge
Can flat line people
>Nate
Can tap people
Does this belt make any sense?
Isaiah Nguyen
Does the other belts make any sense at all?
James Evans
>Khabib will lose THIS time!
Kayden Torres
Yeah they give you a general idea of who can be considered the best, especially if they defend against a series of people who have proven themselves better than all others below them.
Wyatt Diaz
Eli Morales
Jeremiah Flores
The samurai fears the arab
Nathaniel Jenkins
The finn fears the maghrebi
Gabriel Evans
I love how all you faggots are shitting on dustbin so hard right now and calling him a can but 3 days ago were saying he would end the khabib meme
Sebastian Roberts
Honestly we should just change /heem/ to khabib general at this point
Henry Rogers
We were talking about the rematch.
Josiah Perez
based
Joshua Perez
Jordan poster shitting up all the threads lately, i miss the greece flag hating on stipe now
Tyler Sanders
This here is the moment that confirmed the rematch.
Kayden Taylor
Jordanfag did not post before 242. I'm thinking he's probably a Fin or Lithuanian under proxy
Logan Rogers
How am i shitting up all the threads?
Camden Price
Retard
Isaac Reed
you just post recaps all the time, you post like 5-6 things in a row
Connor Cook
these 2 little turdskins literally ruined the interview, khabib shouldn't have allowed those monkeys inside the octagon.
Samuel Reed
Yoel Romero?
>say no to gay people
William Richardson
he started posting in august or end of july in this general and he's been a rather bad poster I'm pretty sure he's the same jordan that was posting in some soccer threads before
you're actually worse than the arab german khabib fag
Jayden Richardson
>you post like 5-6 things in a row
Not true, and i'm not "shitting up" any threads, stop being a whiny bitch and just filter me if i make you this butthurt.
Christian Powell
Usman indisputably dodged every single possible title defence.
Adam Perry
I fucking hate this faggot
Sebastian Ross
Masvidal raped Pettis in a grappling match.
Eli Wood
you're not making me butthurt retard, i like khabib so i don't mind khabib getting posted, i do think it's amazing that some dessert monkey can have a stable internet connection to post 5 times in a row
Dylan Hall
I don't give a fuck about what you say
William Gonzalez
I'm probably richer than you, i also probably have better internet connection, a bigger house and a better car, you probably live with your parents and stay in your room all day, i'm also physically stronger than you, i'm 204 cm tall, i could literally kill you in under a minute.
Matthew Thompson
>Ur birds a fella and ur a helmet
Jason Hughes
Shut the fuck up Luke
Camden Howard
Who were those kids in white, anyways? Dubai royalty?
David Martin
Imagine thinking khabib wins the rematch
William Gonzalez
osama bin ladens grand children
Aiden Myers
Link to slob exposing Rogan for sleeping around? Imo his wife is probably cool with it. Joe seems like he’s into poly/cuckhold
Evan Barnes
Conor gets flushed by the top 5.
Alexander Green
no you aren't
Angel Moore
Children of the sheikh who hosted khabib and his team, they're basically the children of every rich gulfie arab, disrespectful, entitled, always have a dumb look on their face, extremely stupid and overall very fucking annoying.
Jose Ross
Don't be mean.
David Nguyen
>poirier
>cowboy
>gay cheese
Conor assfucks all three
Charles Young
wrong
Evan Baker
Cannor needs to fight some can first
Brandon Gomez
kek
>lanklets when will they learn?
Cameron Torres
Not anymore.
Carter Richardson
wtf what kind of arab is 6'8? were you genetically engineered by an oil sheik?
Eli Murphy
you are a delusional hater. Conor already beat peahead and and gayche lost to peahead. cans.
Camden Sullivan
what about a Yea Forums campaign for Miesha's return
Jace Sanders
What did Schaub mean by Joe Rogan "slinging dick"? Does he mean that Joe has sex with women other than his wife?
Julian Cruz
No, my father and mother are both tall, but yeah i tower every literally everyone, this is a country of manlets.
Brayden Jenkins
NOOOOOO KHABIB WHAT ABOUT MY DESTINY
Asher Diaz
Based, everyone in this thread better believe Tony will make khabib see his own blood that night.
Jack Turner
why are ethniccels and leftist cucks spamming the internet with black pill sluthate looksism all of a sudden?
Ryan White
because being mogged is the one universal truth. women are clocking onto this and it threatens to destroy society as we know it
Gabriel Morales
OH NO NO
Nicholas Parker
can't do that but I can start a campaign for more candid pictures of her crotch
Asher Reed
tripped himself with his own leg to avoid that punch from behind at the end there. thats the kind of next level fight IQ he possesses
Joshua Morgan
cope
Wyatt Lewis
> mogging is ONLY about your height, hairline and canthal tilt
ethniccel and leftist cope
Julian Perez
Wing Chun is so based
Isaac Howard
>>MMogged
Aiden Brooks
Based cropped word.
Logan Mitchell
he's not mogged
Gabriel Fisher
Natty GOAT approves
Michael Richardson
tony you're fucking DEAD, khabib will flush this shitskin spic.
Dominic Clark
jordan you need to take a break from shitposting on heem sometimes
Carter Hill
no
Nicholas Hernandez
hes a millionaire playboy and is retired at 15 years old. when hes not importing instagram thots and paying to take a piss on them he posts about mma
Nolan Moore
People talk about Tony and him being able to go 5 rounds with khabib. What people may not realize is that wrestling for 5 minutes is not like running 5 minutes on the treadmill. You can take a triathlon athlete and let him wrestle with Khabib, you know he will gas after 5 minutes.
Elijah Bennett
People may not realize this but Khabib has been fed cherry picked opponents like Conor was. Khabib have never fought a smaller wrestler since he almost lost to Tibau.
David Hall
Tony will gas out after the first half of round 2 and tap and round 3.
Carson Mitchell
they wont be wrestling. if khabib manages to take tony down ill paypal you 100 euros
Leo Foster
Khabib will get the TD in the first 3 minutes of round 1.
Aiden Wilson
Ben askren.
Isaiah Fisher
Based, askren wins the rematch.
Dominic Murphy
Khabib will take down Tony at will like any other fighter he faces. I am saying this as a fan of El Cucuy. He stands no chance. Khabib will remain undefeated for at least 2 more years and eventually he will retire undefeated.
Brayden Diaz
this
Landon Hall
fuck this guy for losing to masvibum now we have to put up with his shit
Evan Rogers
Khabib wins the decision but his face will be hanging on by a thread and the doc will likely stop it
Aaron Bell
this
Eli Johnson
>most hyped mma trade post-pride
>loses his unbeaten record within 2 fights against journeymen
why do some imports excel in the ufc and others wilt like they've been living a lie their whole careers?
Brandon Cook
good luck with that weight cut
your conditioning sucks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher Hall
We will destroy his country soon enough brother
Nathaniel Ortiz
Is not fair how he destroyed Dustin life.
He can't keep getting away with it!!
Tyler Stewart
>brother
kek, you're just a golem, a puppet, we are semites and jews are our cousins, you're just caught in between our 2 thousand year old blood feud.
Jace Hill
The copypasta came true :(
Jack Walker
Khabib is most likely gonna take Tony's back in the first round and punch his face.
Second round Khabib will take his back again and punch his face.
Third round Khabib will look for the rear naked choke and end it.
Tony will be the one who gasses first. Khabib has been wrestling for the entirety of his life time. Khabib can wrestle 10 rounds without gassing. You can't train for that.
Lincoln Sullivan
>there are faggots who actually believe that Robert Whittaker is going to starch Israel Adesanya
Smdh this is the best fight you can get at 185
Gavin Adams
What's next for Diego?
James James
TKO by doctor's stoppage, Tony leaves with the belt and Khabib's left eye.
Evan Nelson
Pyramid Schemes on Facebook
Ryan Jenkins
Trying too hard to look intimidating
Luis Howard
It won't top Adesanya Gastelum.
Evan Ward
Most jews arent even semites, also israel is our greatest ally and you will pay with my blood
Jace Gray
Voices in his head.
Julian Brooks
get back inside the box
Austin Butler
He's gonna heem himself Chris benoit style soon
RIP to that niggas wife's son
Kayden Ortiz
Shut up mutt, israel is using you as a tool, don't get me wrong i think that's very based, just don't ever think even for a second israel gives a shit about amerimutts.
Ryan Taylor
He was winning the fight until he lost
Ryan Gonzalez
Israel and America are basically one country at this point, considering Jews will just flip flop between them years at a time
Tyler Martin
Adrian Adams
MODS
Nathan Baker
Yeah, I think I'm gonna rowl with the Jews on this one b, bedder luck nextime dawg
Parker Garcia
based too, i dont care if jews or muslims win as long as christoids are btfod.
Christian Hughes
what about the talking rocks though
Adrian Ramirez
Dios mio....
Adrian Torres
Dont you have some children to go rape you dune coon
Asher Campbell
shut up non-semite, i cant even believe i am actually speaking to a goy mongrel right now.
Cameron Cook
Jewlby Jewvington
Eli Cooper
he's gonna become a guru who charges 2500 bucks a night for a "spiritual retreat" where you run around the desert naked and talk to lizards
Lucas Gonzalez
Who do you think has the biggest hawg in MMA and why is it Yoel Romero?
Nolan Evans
baste
Noah Jackson
Caleb Thompson
Post the unedited version
Brandon Wood
Grayson Richardson
johnny walker split draws jon
Jeremiah Taylor
Yasss
Isaiah Garcia
brandpreneurnetwork.co/empiher-tv-season-1/2019/7/24/angela-magaa-how-to-have-the-life-of-your-dreams-when-the-cards-are-stacked-against-you
Kayden Gutierrez
What's /heem/ eating? For me, it's Arroz a la cubana.
Liam Roberts
Love the bjpenn.com in the OP
You know it's gonna be a great thread!
Kevin Hernandez
Josiah Davis
Cubans eat like that? Dropping masvidal
Ayden Jones
Based
Jose Morales
>seriously trying to analyze the fake meme belt
Chase Diaz
he lost the fight but in reality he actually won the fight
Nathan Collins
i hate blacked, but id watch this threesome any day of the week
something about Holm, you just know...
Sebastian Gray
why did you give yole an additional hip penis
Grayson Turner
Duke Roufus said he wants Pettis to fight him next
Camden Lee
i didn't even make it, it's the second image when you google "yoel jon and holly holm" lol
Lucas Roberts
Yet he wrestled for two rounds against Al and Conor and gassed. Even against Barboza he slowed down significantly in the third
Brayden Wright
cope
William Brown
im a fuckin samurai you're just an average bloke
Kayden Cook
Good use of English slang, buddeh.
Dominic Reed
E P O
Ian Price
Anthony Hernandez
You mean terrminology
Luke Price
Based AUSTRALIA banning ring girls:
“It’s 2019, do we really still need scantily-clad women to wander around the middle of a fighting ring between rounds?” Lord Mayor of Melbourne Sally Capp asked Herald Sun. “Grid girls are no longer part of Formula One, walk-on girls are no longer part of professional darts — surely it’s time to move on.”
Cameron Harris
kek, muslim countries like UAE allow ring girls, shitty australia doesn't
Nolan Stewart
>hot
>joanna
Ew are you that skinny little rat tony hinchcliffe? None of these MMA thots are close to attractive.
Andrew Clark
>putting women out of the job
isnt that sexist?
Luke Garcia
Somebody's never heard of aspen ladd:
instagram.com
Jaxon Lee
Jason Sullivan
Condor McNuggets
Alexander Barnes
>melbourne
we need to remove all sporting events from those cucks, let them have the gay pride parades and whatever other shit we dont need
Brayden Williams
where did he do that
Ryan Hill
fat
Adam Perry
hold on im talking brother
Brandon Reed
"You were interim champ. I'm now undisputed champ. Show me some respect, yes?" He asked. Before he can answer, he freezes as Khabib is in his face brushing his lips against his own. It's unexpected, but it doesn't feel weird. Again like in the fight, Khabib is demanding something from him and he feels to depressed to resist. He kissed him back, running his hand around his neck as his opponent brought their tongues together.
Dustin could barely enjoy it, before the champ pulled back smiling. "Bathe, but don't put clothes on. You look nice, like this" Khabib said stroking his face, he got up, got his hat and walked out of the bathroom. Dustin grabbed his sponge and a bottle of gel, soaping himself clean. Until all the sweat, blood and fears were drowning in the tub.
Aiden Fisher
For me, it's Donald Gaethje.
Isaiah Ward
Why is Dustin so mad at Colby for picking Khabib when Dustin picked a flushed Robbie Lawler over Colby. I didn't realize Dustin was such a drama queen damn.
Luke Green
Kek I remember watching something on ESPN Monday a week ago and it was saying "ufc 242 is tonight" they fuck up a lot
Justin Mitchell
Giblert
Adam Thompson
shut the fuck up you faggot, no one cares
Lincoln Walker
t. dustbin
Thomas Rogers
Ryan James
>SLANGIN DICK NAH DAWG THAT MEANS BEEN SUSSEFUL IN LIFE B, DONT GET IT TWISTED MY MANS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND DAWG ULL FIGGER IT OUT B
Dylan Ward
Link to this video
Colton Young
Seething dustbin fan
Hudson Reed
Connor Lee
BRUH
Isaac Harris
He really thinks millions listen to his Theo von podcast kek
Charles Flores
Joe Rogan cheats on his wife and Schaub is an actual retard confirmed
Lucas Collins
High level based
Colton Ross
If would be so easy to not dig yourself any deeper, but he still manages it.
Joshua Moore
Gavin Williams
Owen Foster
this guy can't even speak right anymore lol, cte's a beast my mans
streamable.com
Samuel Diaz
Cooper Lopez
based, the champ on the heem train
Ryan Russell
All these Canor fans are an embarrassment to this general
William Ross
Stop ducking Aldo
Evan James
Rent free
Easton Allen
Cringe
Lincoln Hill
How could Conor be ducking Aldo when he starched him in 13 seconds and Aldo is coming off a loss to Volkanovski?
Benjamin Wilson
ChidiChidi Bangers n mash
Jackson Price
>actually posting that 0/10 reply to that awful bait
Go back to red dit
Nathaniel Morales
Seething
Cerrone has a very good stiff jab
Camden Campbell
How could Khabib be ducking a man who got KO'd by a 40 year old with glass hands who he already beat by submission?
Christian Gonzalez
chael confirms it bros
conor is old news
isn't that fucking crazy?
nate didn't call out conor to fight him next
khabib didn't call out conor to fight him next
conor is fucking finished
holy shit
what is the name of the post-conor mcgregor era we're living in bros?
Bentley Mitchell
Floyd MOGGED him
Julian Williams
Round 3
Brody Perez
Squeeze
Alexander Gutierrez
Unanimous
Evan Walker
This is a serious level of coping lol
Jordan Baker
>Marty Fakenewsman
>Aksren BTFO
>UFC Belt BTFO
>Stockton Soiboi
>Usman's headline BTFO
>Porier BTFO
man Colby really sharpened his bants game this year, aside from the train thing which I think was tryhard edgelordish(call me worked or whatever), he's really been on a roll
Juan Fisher
Who got KOd by a 40 year old?
Xavier Green
Calm down reddit
Connor Foster
Bentley White
"You misunderstood who was who's friend" era
Samuel Carter
Is this BJ Penn, post-street fight KO?
Dominic Carter
Remember when spergs kept arguing that Cain was alright and he just slipped?
Gabriel Martin
this has to be the most blatant dives
speaking of which, fights you are pretty sure were dives? I'll say
>Ngannou vs Cigano(though I believe Francis would win anyways)
>Fedor vs Sonnen
>Gooby vs Alvarez
Eli Martin
Y NUEVO
Brandon Wilson
Lol panic panic panic making a thread early panic poster
Henry Cook
>chael confirms it bros
So it's probably not true then. I guess it just exposes casuals who actually think what the fighters want in the UFC matters.
Kevin Clark
irrelivant
Nolan Long
based t b h
Christian Peterson
>Zhang vs. Andrade
>Zingano vs. Ronda
>Mendes vs. Mcgregor (Herb Dean was bought for that one)
Dominic Reyes
unironically early stoppage even is gooby is tard for not atleast covering
Josiah Johnson
>Posts webm of Floyd fighting a tiny Asian manlet
In reality Conor mogged floyd, won the story, but lost the fight.
Owen Turner
Your boy got whooped in the third. This is fact.
Evan Green
Oh I agree 100% the ref shoulda let Floyd keep giving him irreversible CTE
Lucas Perez
My boy didn't get outboxed and stopped by a 40 year old man with brittle hands. This is a fact.
Anthony Lopez
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks gooby vs Alvarez was a dive. That was by far Eddie's worst fight in the ufc and Conor's best. There was also the fake the odds for Eddie's first one FC fight changed drastically right before the fight so there's a least some evidence he would take a dive. Khabib also called the fight a fix kek. dailystar.co.uk
Kevin Richardson
>Pillowfencing
Kek this was a pillowfencing "ko" gooby didn't even get knocked down
Eli Stewart
>Getting put on skates by old man Floyd wearing pillows
>Getting dropped by a punch from Khabib
Canor is so chinny now lol
Connor Ramirez
Floyd never dropped him, which was embarrassing for boxing. He just gassed out after 10 rounds. Khabib did though, but Khabib isn't a pillowfencer.
Xavier Gonzalez
I said he got put on skates by a 40 year old bantamweight hahaha
Camden Allen
Jesus Christ, he's really a bumbling retard. He completely outed his friend and now this is making it a million times worse. Why Rogan keeps this stupid fuck around is beyond me.
Liam Nguyen
Floyd never dropped anyone except Tentwink Nacanmura
Isaiah Sullivan
Rogan is gonna Redban him soon.
Jackson Bell