/nfl/ Stairway to 7 Edition

its like when cousins signed with the warriors for league min

>trump name dropping brady and belichick at his rally
Based

So this is the power of soccer fans

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In 15 games and no off-season? I doubt it

Aw fuck that

It's like KD going to the Warriors except he got traded to the Pelicans first, but just acted like such a dickhead that he got cut and was free to sign with anyone.

How was was he when they both skipped the White House again?

Trump makin America Great Again and Brady and Bill keepin football great. What a great combo to have in our great nation

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Burning a middle linebacker isn't impressive at all, that's just our retarded defensive gameplanning. Gordon is only good for deep balls and pick plays at this point. AB still has ungodly agility and can get separation from any DB, and led the league with 15 TDs last season. He's the perfect finesse receiver for that offense and will be literally uncoverable once Tom and him build chemistry and get the timing of his routes down.

brady and belly dont need photo op bs to hang with the pres

they regularly do so on an typical tuesday

reddit image

>tripfag OP
Gross

Requesting a webm of Russell Gage getting blown the fuck out by Harrison Smith

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In 5 years who do you predict will be the new elite 4 of football? It was Brady Manning Brees and Rodgers for a very long time.

My guess is:
1. Mahomes, great coaching and can make almost any play
2. Lawrence, has all the intangibles you could possibly want and has a very quick release
3. Wentz, big arm, great at reading defenses and has great intangibles, just needs to stay healthy
4. Wilson, most dangerous dual threat qb due to elite passer traits as well as being very quick.

Sometimes I forget this existed, and then I remember Tom Brady created the strangest series of comics ever created. That it wasn't some weirdo fan, but Tom Brady himself that oversaw these comic releases.

suzy kolber is hot

By who?

Replace Mahomes with Brady

wow, what a great halftime show
that was an authentic russian squat, guys

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This guy is so goddamn cringe

Reminder that the vicucks paid $84m for a QB only for him to throw 10 times for 98 yards.

Where's the boogermobile, what the actual fuck

rumor is some dude stole it at the Raiders game vs Denver last year

Broncos @ Raiders
Feel free to talk about how much of a joke the league is in regards to the latest Patriots cheating scandal.

>viqueens couldn’t even throw for 100 yards in their spiritual loss to the falcons
OH NO NO NO NO

>boogermobile
the jets offense?

>spiritual loss
what

>kuck kucksins failed to throw for 100 yards or 10 completions
Hahaha enjoy 4th in the division viqueers

Quiet vicuck, teams with winning passing records are talking

i don't watch garbage NFC teams

So just the vicucks

It's one of those terms that loser teams cling to.

>Spirital Loss
>AGL - Adjusted Games Lost
>If we had (player) at (position), (underperforming guy who is theoretically good) would be better than (player I don't like at the same position on another team who is better)"

You know, those kinda guys.

all NFC teams are garbage

Anybody else here hyped for the Raiders?

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Oh fuck, my heart

Seething vicuck mad that if his qb ever has to do his job, sub-100 yards is all they’ll get

>$84m
>98 yards
Someone do the math for me.

Nah, New England m8.

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Fuck. I am now

>post yfw the iggles are on pace for a 16-0 season
are the other teams even trying?

Revenge Carr is awoken
>trading that cancer was bad for the Raiders
hah now DC doesn't have to force feed ABitch to keep him happy.
Players that are gonna have sneaky good games today on offense
>Darren Waller
dude is gonna get wide open on a couple plays
>Josh Jacobs
definitely going over 100+ yards from scrimmage tonight and will get a rushing td
>Hunter Renfrow
3rd and Renfrow, nuff said

Go Raiders!

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Same with 14 other teams. 2 teams are poised for 0-0-16 however

I you dislike the Raiders your a fucking NERD. It's just facts

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>raidniggers our of nowhere
Lmao crime must be down for the evening in cOakland.

RAIDER NATION
Oh god, Jimena...IRBM READY TO LAUNCH

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Deshaun Watson is a good player and seems like a good guy. Why do people not like him, again?

brown is also a huge hit to the stoolers cap this season kek

i like this one more than the other.
you know why.

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ah yes, as opposed to the talent that is the AFC. With teams like Patriots and um...

You know why, and it rhymes with Sack

I think I j/o too much, hot women isn't doing for me right now. Or maybe I'm gay

Snack?

You're picturing her fucking other men?

>Angelo Blackson

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i'm picturing me fuckin your mom u fuckin faggot.

>vicucks can’t even pass for 100 yards
>expecting to win in a passing league

Based turkbro btfo-ing brady's 5th tripcode

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Reminder that the morale loss by the vicucks is due to their shitty qb being unable to manage even 100 yards or 10 completions

The raiders trip just admitted he's about to jerk it due to ass posting

sometimes I think i died a few weeks after the winter of 2011 and everything since than has just been my personal hell cause my life been a nightmare since that day

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Move over black hole

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SUPLEX
Webm where?

>tattoos
Trash

Why do so many people try to gaslight that Russell Wilson isn't black? His entire family is black, wtf.

>tfw you thank god everyday because you’re not a filthy sandnigger durka durka whos country don’t have toilets that can flush down toilet paper

Why didn't that Texans drive start at the 1 yard line? There was a 15 yard penalty on the extra point that was to be enforced after kickoff. The Texans got to the 16 yard line. The Texans snapped the ball from the 16 yard line anyways. What happened?

I too thank god for not living in California.

Kek, Based.

It was enforced on the kickoff, not after. That's why they kicked from the 50.

The penalty is enforced at the kickoff. You kick 15 yards from the usual spot.

Thanks. Missed that they kicked off from the 50.

Your mom missed her period too but that didn’t stop her from drinking when she was pregnant with you.

Well that's not very nice.

rude, t.bh

>thread from bradysknee
gross, good thing tripniggers are filtered

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Drew Brees has surpassed Tom Brady once again in TD passes and passer rating.

>Rodgers
>Brees

Replace Rodgers with literally anyone else.

When will America's team be great again?

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>again

Not until at least after JJ dies in the year 2147.

I think they might actually make the owl this year. Looking good.

Why are women so full of shit?

lol

>Toxins

Just the ones you know. Or maybe it's just you.

>1(one) ring
No one cares.

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when the salary cap somehow ceases to exist

/nfl/ isn't your therapist, loser.

not your personal blog

Anyone else get a massive boner for the blonde girl in the Buccs-Panthers TNF commercial?

based

>bradysknee projecting his cuck fantasys again

Why are your standards so low?

proud of you, lads

>supercam
>run cmc
why do they force cringey nicknames like that?

>he doesn't like curvy blonde women from the Carolinas
gay

Marketing, you can put stuff like that on a t shirt

she's a qt she can say what she wants

reminder that the Raiders STILL haven't recovered from this

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>curvy
Nigger she’s fat. Are the Carolinas really so trash that you can downgrade her to “curvy”?

low test spotted

Low IQ spotted.

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so youre saying you have a baby dick.

TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS

>admitting you’re low IQ
fat women are subhuman

BRADY FUCKING FUMBLED

What's Bill Hader doing in the last panel?

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Almost surreal seeing Brady in games back they were in standard definition. Makes his long tenure in the league even more stark.

how was that not a fumble?

Isn't CTE more prevalent in soccer than any other sport, even hockey?

Tuck rule

stfu cheater

I am legitimately sad they ended

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THE FISH WILL GET SQUISHED

>when a reporter is arguing that the dolphins inept FO dont need to tank to get a franchise saving talent

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>aints
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Odell Beckham Jr.’s Salary Cap Hit More Than Patriots’ Top Four WRs Combined

Some refs are gonna get murdered in New Orleans tonight

>pats are missing the playoffs

Herp

Manish Mehta
@MMehtaNYDN
Adam Gase’s conference call in a nutshell:

He’s the head coach. He can do whatever he wants.

Selective amnesia about the kicker mess.

Wide receivers messed up.

Cornerbacks stunk.

His QB will be fine.

Not the coach’s fault.
seriously jest fans can think gase will be successful in new york

Stay mad faggot

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That looks ancient, I love it. Keep em coming if you have anymore.

>Toxisn

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Holy shit what a fucking game Texans vs Saints was.

last old one

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I'm just here to laugh at the >toxins

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Based Texans playing 25 yards off the ball

Tuck rule
His arm was moving forward so it was an incomplete
That rule isn't actually all that different than today

Deshaun has every right to murder the Texans' defensive coordinator. Unbelievable that they gave them enough space to get in field goal range. Did he forget the Saints had one more time out? Why the fuck would they back off?

/Bills Owl 2020/
LGTSS
>Toxins

best game of the season so far
texans and saints both looked sharp

>looked sharp
they both have shitty defense

>playing prevent defense when the other team just needs a field goal

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You should see some videos from when jerseys were baggy

>mad cause the saints won
>lutz is putting my fantasy team on his back

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most teams do, and they were in a dome

>baseball dirt on the football field
Will never not be top-tier embarrassing. How does the league put up with this shit?

>Brady jukes Urlacher
Zoomers don't grasp the significance of this moment

It was. Cheatriot fans don't know the rules because they're all underage.

I think Urlacher seriously expected Brady to move faster and the turtle-like movement threw him off

>toxins

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Funny thing is: Brady is much faster than the average person

Seriously. I need to know. Can you just not touch a receiver on the ground until time is up? that feels like the obviously place, make him run outside or just have the safety pick him up when the clock hits zero. he'd never make the sideline.

Saints fucking suck lmao that secondary will get torched

will lutz got some huge nuts

I think there's some meme rule where if you slide or take a knee they'll end the play, like when a QB slides to avoid a hit

No not if they give themselves up immediately and don't try to advance the ball. You have to give yourself up.

he's slow as fuck relative to NFL standards which is what we are basing this on retard.

Oh fugg, are the Raiders elite?

I would smoke Brady in a race. Maybe not a marathon but hey im not on some freak diet.

WHO FUCKING DAT, WE BACK! BIG BUTZ LUTZ BTFO ALL THE CRITICS!

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A REAL KICKER VIQUEEFS, PAY ATTENTION.

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if he gives himself up then the play is dead then, although if he did not touch him the refs probably would not have stopped the play in time for a timeout.

thanks I was curious.

>be chef fan
>happy they won by 3 scores
>tyreek is on my fantasy team

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You're right that it would have been smarter not to touch him. There is a possibility the refs call the ball dead after the clock runs out. Even if it wouldn't necessarily have won the game, touching him was the wrong decision.

It's a soft rule honestly. Refs more or less gave them an extra timeout

>GOTY is in Week 1

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>Tom Brady will retire with no fewer than 7 rings

Wew lad

>barely beating a shit Toxins secondary playing prevent defense
>at home, with months to plan, after bitching endlessly about >muh refs in the NFCCG
yeah I'm thinking the Aints are a first round exit at best

>tom will be making people butthurt for decades after he finally retires

>talks shit on Minny
>gets dabbed on and leaves the field prematurely, forcing your punter with broken ribs to form up

Hopkins is one of the best receivers in the game, and Watson is a decent QB that has a great arm, so it's a quality win either way.

That said, the Saints definitely struggled way too much, especially in the first half. I think if Brees doesn't throw that INT on the second drive of the game the outcome is very different.

You guys are going to hold onto that meaningless game forever. It's one thing if you won and then went to the owl and won, or even just made an appearance, but you didn't, you had to watch your team get dominated the next week. Meaningless miracle is by far the least emotional of all the Saints disappointments I've been through, because it was just a really decent player (Diggs) making a great play, and the Saints defenders just fucking up completely. I'm over that shit, last year is what hurts. Fuck, the 49ers catch 3 game stings even more.

>Reddit spacing
>Thinks I'm talking NFL standards when I specified I wasn't
It's time to go back

JOE FLACCO IS ELITE

have sex

I’ll settle this. Post evidence for your argument.

I don't know where Elway found this Flacco kid but he might be alright.

I highly doubt that

Just did

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blacked

Bleached

NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

well do drew bees...

HOWEVER

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>lose game
>sue the nfl

>Josh Gordon and Antonio Brown will suit up together to help Brady win ring number 7

What even is this timeline

Kek

nigga why you lyin?

Demaryius Thomas too after all those Pats/Broncos tilts

OH NO CHIEFSBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Tom's the bottom, right?

Patriots now 18.5 points favorite against the Dolphins, which unless I'm missing something should be the 4th biggest point spread on the road in modern NFL history. The top 3 are
The Pats themselves were 21 points favorites @Tampa in 1976.
Montana's 49rs were 23.5 points favorites @Falcons in 1987.
The Steel Curtain Steelers were 27 points favorites @Tampa in 1977.
All 3 won but only the Steelers covered.

Am I the only toxins fan here

>tfw this season is irrelevant because the pats are just stacked to the gills thanks to retard teams

Pats will win but it's a huge trap game in Miami, always is.

Best game of the weekend by far. All the other games were dogshit blowouts except the chargers / indy, and the Murray comeback against Detoilet.

Not just here

as a pats fan I would bet my life on Miami with the points

Bills/Jets too.

Pats will not win anything this season. The team is unbalanced and the most important position (QB) is weak. Adding a drama queen doesn't mean anything

I almost always take the team that is getting the points if the line is over 10 but I dont think I'd take Miami, theyre that bad

reminder to not reply to the kiwifag.

Don't reply to the kiwi

miami is a disaster, multiple players will retire before the season ends

No

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new orleans saints secondary sucking is a tale as old as time.

Tight game but only because both teams were shit

Lattimore had a decent game, honestly the main problem with the secondary is inconsistency. Some times they're brilliant, other times they just give up big play after big play in blown coverage.

>you actively support adults being able to do what they want and getting compensated millions of dollars for doing so

Yes, you are correct.

This

@95354151

>(Thou)

Same exact thing was said last year you dumb kiwi kuck. Look how that turned out. You really expect Brady to just completely regress this year? He's far better conditioned than Peyton was. Both Brady and Brees could keep playing for years because they take real good care of themselves, compared to Peyton who was skinnyfat and just stayed in the pocket every game throwing short passes.

>muh conditioning
Both Brady and Brees arms look shit now

Bills looked quite good other than the flukey-ass turnovers

Goddammit senpai what did we just get done telling you

I needed him to get 31 points to win in fantasy against my biggest rival and he got 32. I would die for him

How can Carr be a christfag if he has tattoos?

I have completely lost the will to live.

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>pay $7.50 a day for lung cancer
>get paid millions to maybe get 1 concussion
I don't see any correlation. If some faggot jumos off a bridge or skyscraoer should we shit on construction companies.

Brees was literally throwing dragons

its okay at least you arent a jets fan.....

>tats ILLEGAL for christfags
>*gets christfag tat*
God BTFO

>dragons
>longest completed air yards was 42, less than Dak Prescott, Gardner Minshew and Case Keenum could muster

don't talk to autistic shitposters

You must have only watched highlights

Hopkins destroyed him bruh

>gase actually wants the players to take responsibility and move on from that game
Good?

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Gruden looks like that cat that hates asparagus

No but I want to die. I was going to go buy pizza to celebrate the win but now I'm just gonna go to the liqour store and drink

except they lost because of play calling

They sphagettiid for a half, but then refocused and executed. Allen is a leader. Darnold isn't.

*missed field kicks and no mosley.
But, that too

I don't care about the Jets. But Gase is based. When he blamed Ajayi and shipped him to philly I was mad impressive.

>no mosely
also known as "lack of depth"
They spent all their money on shiny toys instead of building a solid roster

if they just fed their shiny new toy at the end of the game they would have won

yeah, they have no depth and those final 3 plays killed them. I want them to do well, and I really do, but their issues are glaring

Where he immediately won a super bowl, poor guy.

it's the thought that counts.

>I was mad impressive
Go to bed, leaf

And yet the life expectancy of the older generations is higher than the younger generation despite Baby Boomers supporting Owlball. Hmm, really makes me think..

Allen is a running qb with a stong arm but no accuracy. He may be better than Johnny Football. It doesn't matter how good of a leader you are if you lead your team off a cliff.

me too. and saying they have a good chance at making it really isn't wrong. they have a lot in place for it.

They take turns.

Life expectancy past infancy has not actually changed that much throughout history. When you see big differences in life expectancy it's pretty much all because of infant mortality.

*takes first place in the division*

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Mahomes, Wilson, Watson, and Wentz

He's got his problems for sure. He was considered the most raw coming out of college if you remember, I think he's making good strides and he has the locker room. Darnold was considered more plug and play pro ready and I just don't see it. He seems like he's just trying to do what the coaches told him, lacks any instinct or competitive nature.

thank you for the owl joe but holy shit i'm glad lamar is the ravens qb

The Texans/Titans games should be good this year.

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He needs to elevate his play. He will take those steps this season, but I want to see them

They're both mediocre qbs in bad situations where they won't develop.

>ravens start the season playing 2 CFL tier teams
week 3 is gonna be a rough wake up call

in 2018 the ravens played @ the chiefs and only lost because of eric weddle being shit at the end of the game

seething

What's his name again?

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Fuck off, idiot. Dolphins wouldn't win in the CFL either. They need to switch to flag football if tgey want to be competitive.

broken stick nick

>still making excuses for last season
>says others are "seething"
wew

>dolphins wouldn't win in the CFL either
kek
KEK
even the 0-16 browns would smoke the shit out of any college team

>excuses
lmao rent free

>cfl
>college football
You're looking for NCAA, newfriend

In Bflo Allen has:
-coaching stability
-average to above average o-line
-good RBs
-elite defense

Could be worse. Receivers actually aren't BAD they're just all no.2s, no one really dangerous.

Jets situation much worse imho-desu.

Even the Colts look solid. Only team that is fucked in the south is the Jaguars.

THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL HALFTIME SHOW:
>an ad for an ESPN.com video behind a paywall
>a shitty music video car commercial

New QB looked aight tho. Should be interesting.

when first openly gay coach? i want to see one really queening out on the sidelines when the refs fuck them.

Rodgers will probably coach at some point.

*IS EXTREMELY BASED IN YOU'RE PATH*

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What's the worst way to win a game?
>kick a field goal while time runs out

At least there's no booger macfarland

What do you guys do to get over painful losses?

masturbate

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state your team pls

stay off social media, stop watching anything sports-related

I'd be surprised if he walks away with fewer than 9

masturbate and cry

first round pick Phillip Dorsett too

Toxins. I was upset at all the other choke losses like Pats/Seahawks/Eagles but this one is making me want to cry.

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Drink, play a game

>not drafting ekeler

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Pretty much this, he thought the juke was gonna be a slide he says so in an interview.

I felt bad for you guys too, looked like a statement game, then it was gone. I guess the silver lining is that Watson really is a beast it turns out. You guys will definitely be competing for the division.

Most likely to improve actually, holding texans to 28 is ok for a game 1

they played a great game came down to the last minute. there's nothing more you can ask for than that

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A system QB

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dallas instantly becomes irrelevant when they pay him

>drafted Ekeler
>benched him

Are you telling me, America's Team - The Dallas Cowboys, are likely going to have:

>Top 8 Offense
>Top 6 Defense
>Top 3 Runningback
>Quarterback having an MVP Caliber year
>Top O-Line
>Deceptively good defensive front 7
>The best LB Trio in the NFL
>Great Defensive coaching
>The NFLs best clapping Coach
>A supposed offensive genius OC who's only 30 years old
>Collectively one of the youngest teams in the NFL

/nfl/ What will be everyone's reaction when the Cowboys make it to the Superbowl and win? And possibly become the next NFL Dynasty?

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Might be getting ahead of yourself just a tad.

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>cowboys
That's a weird way to spell the Patriots.

I thought Conner would perform better

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based spee user. webm GOD

Cowboys Patriots Superbowl?

America Bowl?

Nothing; it's just a game

Makes sense, though Pats-Steelers is usually low scoring game.

Now that's a bit better. That's the best owl to be honest. It will cause the most bootyblasting no matter who wins.

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Imagine being this much of an emotionally hollow autist.

Yo what's up with this gen?

Seems it's filled with a bunch of losers of the highest order.

All you seem to do is get assblasted by the Patriots and Cowboys ad nauseam and dick suck the biggest losers in NFL history like the Eagles

Based.

Patriots hate is genuine, cowgirls hate is just some discord gimmick incels pull every year with different teams

A-am I cool yet A-user?

Post sad pics in the general while shit talking my fellow NFC North teams since I'm not a fairweather fan. Unlike bears fans, packchads and vikesbros stay around to talk shit

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Cringe

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Is there anyone that can stop him and the Patriots?

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what was the point of this post without including Dem Boyz flavored smugfrog? now it's just a low quality post.

Maybe the Chiefs, but the Pats match up extremely well against them.

Broncos are now a poverty franchise and Joe Flacco is liquid shit

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von miller to the patriots by the end of the week

Based

boy do I want to like the texans, but obrian is trash and he's keeping his job by scaring away any GM

Imagine the absolute seethe from the rest of the league.

Does anyone still think that the Ravens should have stuck with Flacco?

Broncucks absolutely BTFO

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Racists

>there were people that unironically believed this
That's a yikes from me dawg

Thought Trent Brown was just another overrated lineman the Patriots made look good and fooled some team into overpaying for, but the giganigga actually looked pretty good.

literally nobody thought that would happen after they spent a 1st rd pick on a QB

perfect post

I think it was time to move on but Lamar Jackson will get exposed against an over .500 team.

>broncucks thought they'd be good

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Based solely on the week one games I will predict the final standings of each division:

AFC North:
Ravens
Bengals
Browns
Steelers

AFC South:
Titans
Texans
Colts
Jaguars

AFC East:
Patriots
Bills
Jets
Dolphins

AFC West:
Chiefs
Chargers
Raiders
Broncos

NFC North:
Vikings
Packers
Bears
Lions

NFC South:
Saints
Panthers
Falcons
Buccaneers

NFC East
Cowboys
Eagles
Redskins
Giants

NFC West
Rams
Seahawks
49ers
Cardinals

i didnt think they'd do this bad against the raiders

>Lamar Jackson will get exposed again-

I'm sorry but I swear I've heard you say this literally 50 times already.

Is this place really this creatively bankrupt?

How will patriots fans cope with losing to the raidniggers in the second round of the playoffs?

Easy the raiderspics wont be in the playoffs

>Patriots could have gotten Brady and Urlacher in the same draft

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baste

>Armlet only plays well against sub500 teams
>got assblasted by chargers in playoffs
Excuse me for not jumping on that bandwagon

Are you telling me, America's Team - The Dallas Cowboys, are likely going to have:

>Top 8 Offense
>Top 6 Defense
>Top 3 Runningback
>Quarterback having an MVP Caliber year
>Top O-Line
>Deceptively good defensive front 7
>The best LB Trio in the NFL
>Great Defensive coaching
>The NFLs best clapping Coach
>A supposed offensive genius OC who's only 30 years old
>Collectively one of the youngest teams in the NFL

/nfl/ What will be everyone's reaction when the Cowboys make it to the Superbowl and win? And possibly become the next NFL Dynasty?

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>The NFLs best clapping Coach
McDermott claps like 6 times as much. He might actually be on the spectrum.

We saw you post this the first time. No need to spam it, thanks.

At least you have a quarterback finally unless that was a total fluke. As an Aints fan, you guys are probably taking that division by a country mile unless the Tits are actually decent.

I gotta say you're the most capable, consistent, and longstanding poster I've ever seen on all of Yea Forums

Unfortunately you autist will make the playoffs with that charmin soft schedule.

tonight was pretty great

Is Gardner Minshew the most likable QB in the NFL right now?

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you may ONLY reply to this comment if your team is undefeated

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Why does Bill O'Brien still have a job? Jesus Christ.

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN AB

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Imagine actually being 0-1 right now! KEK

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That's not Derek Carr

TYBC

Imagine being 1-1 next week

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Why won't God just fucking punish them already

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Have fun being 1-15

He was once on the Patriots

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>Imagine being 1-1 next week
Sorry saints nigger but you’re not playing in your beloved mega dome that you almost lost in today by the way. Enjoy the victory while it last

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*sweeps your trash ass for the 3rd straight year*

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Today was a good day

Goodnight /nfl/

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Saints only won because of fear over lawsuits

I hope there are no razors in that cake

Oh Anthonio, my Anthonio, was I ever more than just a face in the crowd?
Did you even know my name? Did you ever really care?

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Yet nobody will be at the game to see it

Do you think Antonio Brown is insane enough to have intentionally frozen his foot in his efforts to get the Raiders to cut him?

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Absolutely

Imagine having the same oldfag QB for 90 years and never even making it to the conference finals

The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.
His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.
He growls as he storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.
The Autumn Wind is a Raider,
Pillaging just for fun.
He'll knock you 'round and upside down,
And laugh when he's conquered and won.

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That's not insanity, that's dedication to executing his master plan.

Truly the greatest actor of our generation.

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Wakey wakey Yea Forums, it's just beginning.

the refs really are retarded or hate the saints

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>ungodly agility

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Reminder: Derrick Carr still sucks, it was just the Broncucks slipping further into bottom tier garbage and will finish with a bottom 5 defense

I've been lookin for daaaaaaaaave groooohl

>Vic Fangio with a proven veteran QB can't coach a team better than his nigger predecessor with literal shit QBs against the shittiest team in the AFCW

Welp, guess I'll bandwagon the pats to make myself feel good while the dunpster fire burns until next season

>Still playing the victim even after a win

Saintsniggers are literally the worst pieces of human shit on the planet. Every day I wish for another Katrina to finish that third world shithole off for good.

cope

>shittiest team in the AFCW
lol that's your team now

Raiders will legitimately make a wildcard team this year.

they lost the afc championship game in the 18-1 season

>until
Sorry this is a total meldown from the top down.

I expect this to last 3 more years ending with Von Miller being traded or cut, and Elway being fired

i don't think its to much for an organization as large as the nfl to have a little consistency and getting basic calls right

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you reallize the nfl is populated with mostly 80 iq meatheads right? belichick being smart and kraft being ruthless lets them outfuckingskill everyone else. theyre really just too smart for the rest of the idiots in the league.
>raidniggers let brown walk without trading him for compensation when literally anyone would trade for him
>patriots laugh their asses off at yet another stonebrained decision that falls into their laps

patriots keep kicking everyones shit in because these mongoloids let them

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We play the Giants and then the Bengals at home. The cake will grow tastier looking...

That D couldn't stop Carr

Best play of week 1 coming through

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me on the bottom

why didnt they just keep mack and cooper?

Imagine being in a division you know you can't win

>conference finals
wrong board Leroy

Everyone but the center

Both wanted way too much money and the raiders had a lot of holes to fill.

Center was stonecold focused, didn't budge.

Yeah because they suck, that's the point. Raidturds O line sucks yet still didn't allow any pressure.

I would almost believe this but they're in a division with the Chiefs and Chargers. Which means they're, at best, going 3-3 in division. Have to go 7-3 out of it which is a steep climb to make a wild card.

If they were in the AFC North or something, I'd say yeah they might. But their schedule is fucking brutal. Some rando team will get it like the Bills or Browns or Bengals or something.

It honestly sucks. I had a thought today that the best Bills team in history (which was pretty fucking good) probably couldn't win the division. Then I drank some beer.

>you reallize the nfl is populated with mostly 80 iq meatheads right?
It's funny that you think that. The average NFL player is almost certainly smarter than you. Most of those "dumb meatheads" you think are big dumb fucks as lineman have an average IQ of 120-130.

Imagine being cucked hard against the Patriots in every year of significance.

>Gruden on Gareon Conley: “I got good word on him that he’s going to be OK.”

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Wow, epic response. Time for bed, you underage faggot.

>a trip fag made this thread
>i have all trip fags hidden
fucking reeee

>they got Josh Gordon and Antonio Brown so Dorsett and James White could get more open looks

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>inb4 the Patriots lose in Miami like they usually do

>stoolers
kek

At least old gay is kind enough to turn off his trip when he makes a thread. Brady'sSemenSlurper is a ginormous faggot.

>black qbs

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The Patriots are 18 point favorites right now. They have never lost a game where they were favored 14 points or more.

You might be the biggest brainlet on the planet if you actually believe this will happen this time. They lost on an absolute fluke last year and otherwise controlled Miami. Plus it's happening early in the season, and plus the Dolphins are an absolute train wreck. They went 7-9 last year, but they are on pace for 1-15 or 0-16 this year.

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>18-1

>this team is adding Antonio fucking Brown and getting first round pick N'keal Harry back from IR later this year

Straight up unfair, my dudes

I doubt a bunch of players trying to get off the team is going to help either.

lifes not fair, the strong do what they can, the weak suffer what they must.

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They actually were actually a 12 point favorite for that game. So my statement is still correct.

>3 years of shit
I’m ok with this if it means the broncos get Lawrence. This sport is dead to me if he goes to the patriots

POWER RANKINGS
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Saints
4. Rams
5. Eagles
6. Chargers
7. Cowboys
8. Packers
9. Bears
10. Panthers
11. Titans
12. Texans
13. Vikings
14. Ravens
15. Colts
16. Falcons
17. Steelers
18. Bills
19. Jets
20. 49ers
21. Seahawks
22. Redskins
23. Browns
24. Raiders
25. Bengals
26. Jaguars
27. Lions
28. Cardinals
29. Broncos
30. Giants
31. Buccaneers
Not a professional team. Dolphins

cringe

>Not a professional team. Dolphins
The fish is gonna get squished next sunday.

>Raiders that low
at least put us with the other 1-0 teams

not bad, jags need a huge boost though.

>Eagles
>above the Cowboys

Kek

The only way broncos get franchise QBs is by poaching former colts. Better hope Indy sucks and they draft Lawrence, you might get sloppy seconds later like Peyton or if you’re lucky Lawrence will refuse to play for that dumpster fire of an organization and demand a trade to you like Elway

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I'm just saying if you believe in the loss in Miami meme, there's many things that make it essentially impossible this year. The Dolphins have like a 1% chance of winning. If they manage to defeat the Patriots, I will consider it a genuine curse and I will think superstition is real.

Beating a bottom tier team doesn’t get you that much higher. Same reason the Seahawks aren’t ranked high, and why 0-1 teams that played good teams close (Texans, Colts, Panthers) aren’t automatically ranked low

>tfw no based smeth

feels bad bros

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I dunno man. I can legitimately see this team going 2-14 next year once Flacco becomes even more shit in age

That'll change as the season goes on.

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why bears so high?

Nobody thinks the Dolphins will do anything, why even bother explaining?

I miss him bros :'(

Fuck the Deadskins for ruining everyone's career

night /nfl/

I blame the Redskins for being a cursed franchise, and basically killing his career.

>Nobody thinks the Dolphins will do anything
Some do. Like kiwi.

You guys beat Joe flacco by a touchdown.

Flacco didn't play that awful. As always, he was decent.

Except, he was already BTFO'd.

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r8

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Sucks the Redskins have shit doctors

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Trubitchky looked awful but the defense looked as outstanding as ever. They played a good, vastly improved packers team close. I also think if Nagy accepts his QB is shit and switches to more run-heavy playcalling, they’re set. Trubisky has 45 pass attempts in a low-scoring game that was never more than one score apart. That’s a gaffe and I don’t expect Nagy to make that same mistake going forward.

Smeff got Trump Cursed. He has no one to blame but himself.

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its alright but I have the seahawks beating the stealers and the browns losing to the jest

wrong on Bills, Packers, Titans, Seahawks, Chiefs, Eagles,

>Flacco wasn't awful
That shouldn't make you feel good

The broncos suck. Nothing makes me feel good

Did you pick the Chiefs to lose m8?

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Flacco's gonna retire early like Cutler. Both look so bored and disintetested on the field

okay espn is retarded. the first team listed is the home team not the other way around. makes it more likely that the xehawks beat the steelers at home.
(You)

>inb4 Flacco breaks all of Payton Manning records and goes 13-3

Oh, I'm sorry m8

I thought the same

>the first team listed is the home team not the other way around
nvm its not .. jesus google wasnt helpful with this either. im up for 24hrs too. Fuck this shit.

derek carr is just a poor mans phil rivers

prove me wrong

Your right.

But despite what the media tells you, you don't need a top 5 QB at his best to win a SB.

>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, absolutely STYLED all over the poo york gnats
>mfw faggot haters have been VIOLENTLY shitting their pants in fear of the dominance of america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw early season cope posts are in FULL swing

it sure feels GREAT being a fan of the best team in the NFL, america's team, the dallas cowboys. how pissed off are you faggot haters right now?

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What if the Broncos finally said fuck it, cut Flacco and signed Tebow???

At worst they tank, at best their season is saved!

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correct

Predictable and unimaginative

They could fo one better and sign Romo

Your mom!

You're mom

Jesus christ I wish the saints had lost, the seethe would have been biblical

obsessed and incontinent. stay mad, faggot bitch!

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With what running backs and oline

I solemnly swear to never bad mouth deshaun watson here ever again.
that was some heroic shit and that guy can fucking ball.
I found myself rooting for the oilers at the end.
never done that before.

Rivers is a hall of famer though, that's not like an insult or anything.

The prevent defense is the dumbest shit in the world unless you’re up by 10.

this is probably the worst power rankings i've ever seen

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Reminder that soccer allows players to use their heads to butt the balls which has led to documented concussions.

>Beat up the failcons
>suddenly QB is great again

Yeah I’m thinking the raiders are back

I don't see how you stop that offense if you can't get to Carr in 2 seconds. He didn't throw a single bad pass that game and made like 4-5 literally perfect throws to honestly pretty average receivers and still has the fastest motion in the country.

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>not a game manager

Back to 8-8?

Mahomes
Wentz
Mayfield
Watson

Those 4 except Brady will still be playing in his 50s

mahomes
carr
wilson
allen

Daniel Jones gives off Tom Brady vibes and seeing how nobody has him on their radar just convinces me even more. Tik tok. Jones to Barkeley.

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There is always a Wild Card. That is really putting the cart before the horse though at this point.

Fuck Gase.

psychopath

>Run the entire NFL season on a randomizer week by week
>Regular season has everyone finish close to 8-8 one way or another as expected due to statistics etc etc
>Patriots still get 1st seed and still win the super bowl if I randomize the playoffs
God fucking damn it this is bullshit

see ya soon

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