Texans at Saints Pre Game Thread

LMAO WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KID BOOGER AND THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA?

What is the over/under set for the amount of times they make reference to hurricanes and how both of these shit holes we soooooooo effected by one?
Also, don't forget to text 234234 to donate to some "charity for Dorian" that will keep 99% of what you send.

try cool team

saints please lose

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>mfw Texans fan

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HOUSTON BROS GET IN HERE

'ate humidity
'ate Californians
'ate Dallas
'ate Austin
'ate "vegetarian options"
'ate public transit
'ate Katrina nigs
Love BBQ
Love freeways
Love thicc latinas
Simple as

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what the fuck is new orleans even known for anyway?

I know that feeling

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A hurricane

Getting hit by Katrina

flooding

Cajun and creole shit.

Gumbo

jazz?

Saints fans are the weirdest in the league

>'ate humidity
>'ate Californians
>'ate Dallas
>'ate Austin
>'ate "vegetarian options"
damn based

thanks for clowney texans

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>tfw visited Buc-ees for the first time last year and now I’m a Texasaboo

>they got rid of the gay negro Jason Derulo

Thank fuck for that

OVER/UNDER
Will Fuller injury - 2 Quarters
Deshaun Watson sacks - 7

niggers, hurricanes, niggers crying because they live in a shit hole that gets hurricanes, shitty food, drunk degenerates puking off balconies and showing their bodies for beads, did I mention niggers?

jazz

Who /austin/ here

Fuck the Toxins and FUCK Houston

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$AINTS ALL DAY

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Bountygate

This announcing combo is the worst ever.

Jazz is from Utah you retards

Bring back THE TIME OF HIS LIFE

they cleared house when that other commentator went back to the cowboys to play

that would be a marked improvement

Ravens win the division and it's not even close

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don’t mind me just posting the GOAT fast food menu item

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>liberal shithole
>talking shit
Kek

What do you guys think of the MNF theme this year? I think it is based and Hankpilled.

$AINT$

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that doesn't look bad. I'll take a bun version.

WHO DAT

>t.lives in a literal swamp

based

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You’re welcome

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God I wish I lived in a place that had Whataburger

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saints got this

The fix is already in. Refs purposefully called that complete to give asshole-mouth an easy challenge.

Isn't hard seltzer for blondes in sororities?

I'm in Bossier City and they've got one

That's not the Gold Rush Chicken sandwich from Roy Rogers

LOOK AT HIM. ON THE BIG SCREEN

>Lawnmower almost as tall as Baker
So this is Cleveland's franchise QB

TAY TAY

>not the chikfil a macaroni and cheese

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scoreboard is absolute shit

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee why is my below-sea-level house flooooooooooding!!!!!?
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Help me George Bush, you racist republican!

Already forcing Saints to waste challenges
....

Remember when everyone thought the browns were gonna be good this uear ?

TayTay is so fucking JEWED

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Go Saints!

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>not pastrami fries
doin it wrong edpposter

It's what home tastes like.

>Laremy Tunsil getting fucking worked
lmfao

What a waste.

Hurricane Katrina mention count: 3

Not even 2 fucking minutes in.

*who dat*

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>Tall women
Not even once

There's two in Baton Rouge

Fuck me

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My fucking eyeballs. Why does it have to take up so much damn space?

How many will be mentioned in Sunday against the Rams?

I feel bad for Watson because he's gonna end up like Luck.

Horrendous really.

somebody put O's on the scoreboard instead of 0's

Whens Taysom Hill?

>6 hours of booger chatter tonight
sorry. i don't think i can do it lads.

Yeah I'm sure Kamara is your MVP pick you stupid fucking nog.

pics?

Sorry I don't watch much football, who's Katrina?

l0l

NOW

This would be funny and clever if the post you replied to didn't say "Hurricane" Katrina.

Why the fuck is the down and distance yellow? How many boomers will get confused thinking theres a flag every play?

Spoiler that hog

The OL is going to have to block well, otherwise the QB will get hit. This and other insightful takes will be provided all night long.

i already am confused

just you

the game isnt on yet right? started my stream early and its showing a saints titans game that says espn monday night football

Oh I thought that was a first name, you mean like an actual hurricane? My bad

Well, made it 3 and a half game minutes before muting that blubbering nigger and his jew co-commentator.

what falcons fans name their dogs

Is Drew Brees the best scree pass qb?

this

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Convert to Jesus Christ Yea Forums

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i am traveling from dallas to new orleans on the 29th, but i'm too poor to get a stadium ticket. where is a good spot to watch the game on that night

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I’m already tired of it

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Saints fan here

Why is Houston full of minorities? How do you live like that?

meant texans

Can the players not see that yellow line?? I don't understand why you would throw it behind the line if you need to advance....

>This offense wants to come out and get revenge
Booger giving hot takes tonight. Who exactly are they enacting revenge upon tonight?

Are you from the future? That’s next year’s MNF?

god

How do you live in a gumbo of niggers,nigger?

anyone else fucking miss witten? i know he was horrible but he was hilarious and memorable. I just have it on mute now, like where is espn ever gonna find another idiot who draws his eyebrows on before going on national television?

Michoud

You forgot the looting, only I can't remember who do it.

We got a bunch from Katrina

Heh. Is this game gonna be three hours of failure?

what do you think the saints will be bitching about the end of the season?

Already gave my life to my lord and savior Jesus Christ. Please play longer Drew.

Spics are way worse than niggers

Nigs speak English

he hasn't even been shit so far. was way worse last year.
i still don't get why people are so picky about commentators. very few are good anyway and it would get boring with the same 3 guys.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Taints had to punt, too.

"Muhhhhhhh high-powered offense! Huehuehuehue! Muhhh Breeeeeeeeeeeees"

People still play Gears of War ?

Proximity to Mexico

They reproduce like rats

apparently my timing was off by an hour

>Spics are way worse than niggers
Ahahahahahahahahaha you wanna know how I know you’re a nigger?

getting fucked by a PI challenge

Post a good Saints meme

>Be me
>A spic
>Speak perfect English
Are all ameritards this stupid?

>Nigs speak English

Since when ?

why are you poor? if you live among problematic minorities, it's either bc you're poor or lazy or both.

Texas only has culturally white minorities

The yellow line is digital but they can see down marker on the sideline.

It would be better without them. Just game and crowd noise. I don't need some CTE nigger telling me how he used to shit his pants on the sideline. I can watch the game and see what is happening. Anyone that can't, can go fuck their dog instead of watching the game.

If you ain't playing Gears or have an Xone, I don't know what in the hell you're doing here.

that would be the ultimate karma for all those butthurt saintsfags

The new one isn't bad.

Don't you have homework to do, Tyler?

>Culturally white
Sorry I'm not familiar with this, is it an "American" thing?

>Three of Brees' passes have been dumpoffs

BALDING FRAUD

t.redditor

>Mexicans are white
lmao cope Pablo

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>yfw Watson pulls a Luck and retires after this game cause his body is destroyed

he's thrown like 2 passes calm the fuck down autist

Anybody else see the gorilla face?

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>trade 2 firsts and a second for a lineman so your QB doesn't get sacked all the time
>your QB gets sacked all the time

FLEECED
L
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>Just game and crowd noise
Tickets are a thing

Microsoft Game Studios betting big that the woke leftists will buy their violent videogame

nice sack

>toxins """"offensive line""""

>Black QBs
>Good
Watson is a clown and a bust

>It's another Saints offense struggles but defense plays great episode

Is Houston's o line complete shit or are the Saints actually that good to have two sacks already

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why are the texans letting people run to the qb uninterrupted?

Wtf, I thought Tunsil will save the O-line?

>unable to ascape

that's some good pattern recognition, son.

Remember this ?

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>is houston's o-line complete shit
It's been the worst in the league for multiple years. It's famously bad. How do you watch the NFL and not know this?

WTF I RESPECT WIMMINS NOW!

The zebras

Looks more like the bad guy from Sonic.

Pay equality in womens sports

heh

You anons believe in equal pay for female athletes right ?

i saw a tweet saying he was in an nfl commercial, was that real?

Pay women more! Even if the money isn't there!

>muh equality

Joe has the false sense of bravado / disingenuous broadcasting voice that aims to be more epic and/or commanding. Booger is best as a TV analyst / personality in a support role. He's not charismatic or insightful enough to hold his own as the primary color analyst for an entire game.

Sigh, fucking run the ball more, Texans. Got 10 yards on the first play of the drive and then we immediately ditched the run

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EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY!

>it's been over 100 years
Nigs still can't get their niglets to go to school. What's the problem/sp/?

Just remember, New Orleans residents don't bring this shit up, it's the national media that has a hard-on for this shit. It's seriously their subtle way to remind you duh ebil republicans let a disaster happen.

Anyway, that's enough of that for today. Already got exiled from saintsreport for much less truthing.

>jewyorktimes

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The moment women draw money to their games they can get a raise in payment

>PAY US MILLIONS FOR PLAYING AT THE LEVEL OF 14 YEAR OLD BOYS REEEEEEEEEEE

Brainlet here I cant see it

>that fucking NYT ad
when will retards realize that sports earnings are just the free market at work? Nobody wants to watch boring ass women's sports because even the best are basically as good as average high school boys

there's nothing stopping women from competing in the men's leagues, other than the fact they aren't good enough

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Brees been a check down qb for like 3 years

Yeah, I'm going to pay $300/ticket to sit in some shitty stadium, next to some smelly nigger who was also dumb enough to pay $300, and then deal with drunk assholes who want to fight everyone around them. Not to mention parking/cab fare or concessions. Fuck that.

>THE WAGE GAP EXISTS
>TRUST THE NYT

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>tfw no solid 7 Panthers gf

racism

I knew he wouldn't
Source: Am a Jags Fan, thought Norwell would save our OLine

does look like robotnik's old stash

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The Saints better fucking win this god damn game.

No. Nobody watches females sports outside of tennis and ice skating.

They should just throw bombs to Fuller all game long if they want win

Le based

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Bountygate and Katrina

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Don't forget volleyball

I support women getting equal pay. They should all get zero.

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>reddit's game thread
>over 2000 comments
>Yea Forums game thread
>no even 200 comments

wow, this place is dead

FUCK THE TOXINS

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Yeah I hear you can't guard that Michael fellow

Having sex

Oh yeah.
>Cuckddit

KAMARA AIRBORNE

Woah you beat the browns! Good job :)

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>deadchan

>KAMARACOPTER

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>That marker cam quality
Literally why would you even fucking bother with a camera recording at 240p?

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>1900 comments about muh womens sports

by all means chat on reddit

Quality over quantity user

good food, can drink on the streets, decent music scene, amazing hunting, not electing Ted fucking Cruz

Based
>tfw posting on both right now and the only thing Yea Forumsincels can do is seethe

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Gatekeeping is quality control. plus
>reddi-
fuck off faggot

go back

fuck you

>Quality

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Anyone else find the yellow thing that shows the down in the corner annoying? I keep thinking it's a flag on the play.

LEL

>AINTS

sound a little mad that we are number one

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*snap*

What a dumb pick. I would expect that from a rookie

That was pathetic, living up to the "poor man's Brady" title

KEK

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>Old man Breeze

But I saw an ad yesterday about the first girl to get a football scholarship at some no name school in Missouri. She's as talented as some 280lb boy from Bama.

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That's it. Put Taysom in.

>AINTS

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>Merciless

OH NO NO NO NO

Why can't ESPN find a color commentator? This is ROUGH.

MERCILESS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO MERCY

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Drew Brees looking worse thant Matt Ryan out there.

Holy shit that was bad

how many of them are drooling over that NYT ad

PICKED OFF HAHA

>muh gatekeeping
Is there anything more pathetic than saying this?

The Meaningless Miracle

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TECHNO BULLSHIT MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME

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>AINTS

Was honestly hoping Peyton Manning Would take the job I feel like he'd make a good commentator.

I knew Brees would throw a pick early.

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If they got the call, there was NO WAY THEY COULD LOSE

BALDING FRAUD GETTING EXPOSED WITHOUT UNGER AT CENTER

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Am I the only one who absolutely hates the ESPN MNF graphics? Why the fuck is it so green???

NO MERCY

2019 is the year of the black qb. fuck these old white men

Shut the fuck up spic

How DARE Mercilus gets in the way of God Emperor Drew Brees' pass! Doesn't he know how bad all of these people watching in Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwlin's have because of a hurricane that hit the shit hole almost 15 years ago? What an asshole.

Can Kornheiser do it?

Dragon!

DRAGON
R
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D

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Fuck this hurts even more than Smith going ham in 2011. At least the Harbaugh 49ers were fun to watch.

I keep thinking there's a flag on the play

BLACK QBS ARE THE FUTURE

Did you #BringItHome?

>eli apple is still in the league

The pain it caused the Saints was meaningful

Drew Brees getting punished for going against the Globohomo agenda

Get laid

and there goes the momentum

He doesn't like to fly.

DRAGOON

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>Vikings beat Saints on a fluke
>didn't show up to the next game

>Rams beat Saints on refball
>didn't show up to the next game

Watson just left a TD on the field, guy had 5 yards of separation and he completely underthrew him

DRAGON

NFC is a joke.

NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE YOU TOLD ME BLACK QBS CANT THROW SP WTFFFFFFFF

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Everything about MNF is cancer. You have to truly love football to put up with the production.

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON! EAT SHIT NAWLINS!

what the fuck

we need a soundbite of that terrible "WOWWWW!" from Joe when describing the Dragon.

DRAGON

DRAAAAGOOOOOOOOOON

>they fell for the Hall of Fame Aging White QB meme

Your time is up white man

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DRAGON

>eli apple
how is this bum still around lmao

nice to see Eli Apple is still shit LMFAO

>zoomer language to describe a long bomb

I'm an Eagles fan

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HOLY SHIT
ELI APPLE BTFO

You know nothing

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This doesn't even hurt me. It was a good play, they fucked up, end of story. Last year is way worse. The fact that the Vikings got BTFO the week after too helped.

hwofuckingnew.ru

>wide open receiver
>under throw him
>50 yard gain instead of 99 yard TD
imagine having a black meme QB

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>Blacks and Mexicans think this is "hot"

Witten/Booger would be a good commentating duo just because of how dissonant and senseless their analysis would be.

le drive ending holding call

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I'LL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN HERE

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I beg to differ

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Why even wear the string at that point

Redpill me on sean payton's mouth?

Still not roughing the passer. Fuck the refs.

Doesn't hurt either because it didn't matter in the end anyways. Keep trying.

>bill
so would brady be good without belichick?

Too much ass

I hope the Saints lose for being such fucking crybabies about the playoffs last year. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCHING FOR NEW RULES.

>whiteboi can’t stick his peepee in it so it’s bad
Incel cringe

Found the faggot

It's actually his asshole. It's like that episode of South Park where they reverse their digestive systems.

It hurt for like 10 seconds and then just became another piece of saints lore lmao

That would be a great dumpster fire way to burn MNF to the ground. Would pay a few bucks to see it happen.

>0-0

Are the Texans supposed to be good this year?

>Nigger Irish

>fat people now considered to have big butts
Fucking disgusting

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There's nothing that gives me joy quite like watching Eli Apple be shit at football.

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I hate this fucking stadium holy shit. It sounds like there's a thousand cop cars and ambulances blaring outside my house

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>daaaaamn maaayne, why dus muh dik itch so much? Dat ho shananay musta gotz da clap n sheeeit!

no one really knows with that division

>Buurs passed on both Mahomes and Watson for Trushitsky

wtf is this gross shit

kill yourselves you subhumans

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If the refs weren't incompetent than they wouldn't need the new rule.

Same girl 10 years later: Wow all men do is objectify women. This is why we need feminism. I'm voting to import mexico

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>nfl gamethreads are still cancer

I'll be in the MLB general until after the World Series
Cya till then

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Bros did anyone else notice Drew Brees’ cancer scar is getting bigger? It’s over for him....

absolutely disgusting.

fag

Ravers should unironically be gassed
Weimar tier shit

>Dak Prescott
>Kyler Murray
>Patrick Mahomes
>Cam Newton
>Jameis Winston
>Russel Wilson
>Lamar Jackson
>Jacoby Brissett
Has the wh*te boys time in the NFL come to an end?

Andrew Jackson

Vegas over/under is 8.5 wins.

jej

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>playing music with house siding

The absolute state of the state of Louisiana.

The Falcons would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Kornheiser did MNF before I think, so did Dennis Miller. I know ESPN doesn't pay like they used to, but god damn its been bad. They need to put booger back on that crane thing and unplug his mic.

OH NO NO NO NO
>A I N T S
>I
>N
>T
>S

booger needs to go back to being a sideline reporter, he won't shut the fuck up in the booth

>winston
>brissett
who?

>general
Thanks for helping ruin Yea Forums by giving the board to yuropoors and spics

I'm hoping the Texans have a terrible season. I'm tired of Bill O'Briens mediocrity and want him fired.

>Gruden left a cushy job to coach the second worst team in football

>Chimping out
>thats what they love

>Look what he does with this lollipop

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and 100 million fucking dollars

>unironically citing jameis winston

While being paid $100MM guaranteed you fucking retard

Can someone tell me the match-up we a "gon see awwwl nite?" I didn't catch it the first 5 fucking times this nigger said it.

>overpaid mulatto
>manlet
>Mutt
>has never won shit
>trash
>uncle tom
>nigger who's only looked good against the lelphins
>literally who

Retarded nigger tier post

go for it

can we get manning to call a game? at least someone who might actually not being a fucking boring fuck and pair him up with romo

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beth mowins is doing the raiders game

How do I make sure my daughter doesn't end up at a festival like this?

only 4 of those nogs are full nigger
the rest are 56% mutts

jesus christ

>assume game starts at 8 like normal
>turn on stream and it's the second quarter
>apparently there's still another game after this

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Love her.

One of the best asses I have ever seen desu

Is there a player currently in the NFL who is uglier than Lamar Jackson?

Is she that horrible announcer who has done the second MNF game for the past few years?

No. Kevin Harlan on Westwood One is doing the raiders game.

mad crackers

I guess its because its the first nfl monday night of the season

Jason Witten.

be a good father by loving her and being a role model for her instead of kikes?

dont be in america or any western country

This is somehow gayer than shoving a pacifier in your mouth

fuck doubleheaders tbdesu

don't forget joe flacco and jon gruden are in the next game. Neither worth watching

Bros, my best friend just got out of a nine year relationship and I think he's getting close to marrying the rebound gf. How do I approach talking him out of it?

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based weeb in the background

nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000941862/article/jon-gruden-if-i-fail-i-wont-take-raiders-money

looks like it's gonna be $0

Yes, she's the only woman, that I can remember, that has done multiple NFL broadcasts. She also announces a CFB game each week.

>one flag
>2 timeouts lost
LMAO HOLY FUCK

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it's large alright, but it's definitely not the best shaped ass I've ever seen. A bit too long and unshapely. Like a diaper.
Terrell Suggs is on the Cardinals

fuck his ex

Mind your own fucking business and then support him when he inevitably fails in his marriage.

>texans losing two timeouts

HAHAHAHAHHA

I hate my life

Call him a pussy-whipped faggot. That's how I get my friends to pay attention to their women issues.

OH NO NO NO NO

fuck your friend

Look mom I typed the N word again Haha! XD

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>2 TO wasted
TOUCHDOWN

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WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT?

You can't. Just make sure you're there for him when it falls apart

>challenge
>maybe lose a timeout
>take a timeout then challenge
>lose a timeout and maybe lose another
true galaxy brain

RIGGED

Have sex first, then worry about your hypothetical daughter

and they score anyways
>aints D

Yes. She has the worst voice for this job

Just said “Jesus fucking Christ O’brien“ out Louth and I’ve been saying that for years

>Keksans losing two timeouts
>Taints D
I don't even know who to laugh at anymore.

>call finally goes the saints way
>Texans score on fourth and inches
How cucked can a team be?

Is she the cunt that has the deeper "respect me, I'm talking like a man!" voice?

Post more of this girl please. What's her name?

>GETTING MEMED ON BY THE TOXINS
>AINTS

>AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS >AINTS

>aints

AHAHAHAHA WHO DAT?

yup, it's off-putting.

This is why you can't trust running qb's

>THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS

Would you rather her or Wanda Sykes be the color for the game?

Apologize

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>Aints

lol at the aints
they want the video review?
they got the review right up their ass

>see girl with ass
>doesn't want to dick down

Then stick to your bony ass twinks fag

Lmao watsons got a 5 year career max

DEGAWD WATSON

>WATSON IN THE KEKTENT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

They're just fucking time outs dude. Holy shit. People call time outs just to avoid delay of game which is 5 fucking yards. And you're comparing that to being down 7 points. Good lord you're dumb. The Texans losing two TOs isn't even worth 10 fucking yards.

>and go for the 4th down anyway?

Based cowherd knew the Browns we're still losers.

>Taints headhunting again

When will the NFL step in and stop this piece of shit team?

>Excited that the Texans lost the challenge
>Allows a qb to rush for a td
Powerful

Anyone remember Kris Brown ?

I prefer a girl whos not a fucking slut ridden with the clap

Please god don't let Watson be seriously injured

How can one man be so right, and make me so much money, while making Yea Forums seethe so much, while Yea Forums makes no money?

I just don't get it, brehs.

WHO WITH ME IN HATING THE AFC...

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pretty blonde girl aesthetic

>They're just fucking time outs dude
>Kekshit can't into clock management

YEAH BASED AJ WARMING UP

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Brian Cushing is our assistant strength and conditioning coach apparently.

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>entire NFC South face right now

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLACKED BY WATSON

at this point i'd rather watch the online play by play

Didn’t Rex Ryan call a game with a woman once?

>Run with your QB
>Get him injured
Every time

oh god this is not good at all

brees is shook

Fuck that faggot. Cost us playoffs in 09 when Schaub was actually really good.

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Found the redditor

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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black people still crying about a hurricane that happened 15 years ago

I heard she had to wear three pairs of sneakers so he could focus on the game.

>2019
>believing in the quarterblack meme

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Who in the fuck thought this scoreboard color was a good idea? I keep thinking a fucking flag was thrown.

you jack off to this?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Good lord

JUST

this

Seriously wtf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE WUZ KATRINA N SHIEET

Kek. What would Welker say about that?

The AFCS aren't having good Luck with their QBs so far.

that man outside BTFO

ok but what the fuck has HOUSTON ever contributed to society.

>that one guy that gets fucking destroyed
honestly based

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people who make decisions are retarded. It's like that terrible camera angle they kept forcing in the dallas game

??? is he a foot friend?

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gay sex tent hahahaha

ESPN has had the worst broadcast out of anyone for a while now, commentary and all

cmon fella join in with me in our hatred of the AFC...grab your tiki torches and LETS MAKE NFC GREAT AGAIN

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EVERY FUCKING PLAY. That damn yellow downs graphic makes it look like a flag

What kind of costume can I wear to Saints games that will mock their shit hole getting wrecked by hurricane katrina?

Memeota is elite

how do you ever hold your head high again after being btfo on the sidelines

RIP that lineman

response drive

>Williams barely hit him
>Watson was the retard who jumped in the first place
Toxins fans everybody

i thought i hated women announcers. then realized it was just her

HEEEEEEM

>Foles deads himself on a TD
>Mahomes ankle
>Watson might have deaded himself on a rush TD
who's next?

the whole marquee is ugly as fuck

Powerful

It’s pretty well segregated. You can’t afford to live around white people.

>you now remember Disney trading Al Michaels for a fucking cartoon rabbit

i recommend blackface

>honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich
>honey butter chicken biscuit
boi im boutta nut

i wish brady desu

It's just currents.

imagine not having a handsome AND talented QB

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kys nigger

Travis Scott

I wonder if the retards saying to trade Wentz have figured out yet that Foles has been just as injury prone his whole career

they invented space

And Americans won't shut the fuck up about 9/11

oh a patsfag figures, fan since now huh

Chopped and Screwed

>THey got the FB in the game, they want to get back to that power game. Let's take a look!

Tell us more, Booger!

IM I THE ONLY REAL PERSON ON HERE AGAIN

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yes

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no wonder amerifats shart in mart

Foles was even more so.

If the spirits really wanted to get even, they would target Jew York and Israel. At least then they would target the people who actually orchestrated and profited from the Atlantic Slave Trade.

>filename

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sykes everytime. at least that would be amusing
you hate to see it. he'll be back in time for the playoffs if the jags can stay afloat

Holy shit one the ball guys on the sideline got FUCKED on that catch

Mama mia

>Spirits of dead niggers killing mostly niggers

I mean since the ones that are alive kill each other so often this might be accurate

FUCKING HELL. JUST FUCKING DRIVE THE BALL INTO THE END ZONE.
I fucking hate the god damn saints. I need them to fucking win.

Beyonce you fucking racist misogynist piece of shit.

oh the texans defense is doing something?

name another instance of two planes being hijacked and crashed into two of the tallest buildings on earth

GONE BE A LONG GAME FOR DREW...the fukken bum qb

Did Watson get his dick sucked in the tent for the TD?

>dare I say

texans defense coordinator looks like a white guy painted black

watson is hurt will not return for the rest of the game

So what does the scoreboard look like when there is actually a penalty called?

Does that make it okay to drone on about it forever??? It was 18 years ago

>absolute state of poo pees in the red zone

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There is no god. I'm fucking done with this game. Fuck the saints.

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Love them raver chicks

>inb4 Titans go 11-5 after going 5-1 in the division

Oh good goatshaun is okay

i dont understand this im my logic

cringe

God, I want him to get hurt so bad

Yes. Cry more sandnigger. I hope we nuke the Middle East.

>filename

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> - Unknown
why is this so funny?

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>black qbs

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Just ate a bunch of Mexican and now my belt feels too tight

Yeah he has a larger sample size of getting hurt, people liked to pretend his 3 game run in 2017 could actually last a full season

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>act hurt
>go in the medical tent
>bust a nut in a cheerleader
>come out in time for your next drive

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>thumbnail.

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new bread when

incoming torn acl

Nice picture retard

Down 3 & a half points , only have the Texans kicker left

What is everyone's honest opinion of this Tommy Lee Jones blockbuster?

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for brees

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For me? It's tight twink ass, as opposed to these glittery whore dumpers.

>leddit is completely unable to not respond to obvious bait.

sneed

thats my account unironically
ill go in there after watson loses todays game, but i was banned by r/texans

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ok that throw was nice

They were looking at his knees.
Fucking obviously. He’s torn an acl 3 times

>This much seething
Holy kek why are redditors like this

Why can't you actually post girls with athletic brappers instead of these sagging diapers

>People call time outs just to avoid delay of game which is 5 fucking yards
This is usually considered a waste of a timeout though.

lets make it 4

How many more of those do you have?

Who here ready for /Half-time-fap-time/?

Also, Watson is such a Hopkins babby, jesus christ. Has he thrown it to any other receiver?

has watson thrown to someone besides hopkins

>Hopkins
>Hopkins
>Hopkins
WTF?

lmao.

>watson

FUCKING HOPKINS

>Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden
Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden
>Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden
Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden
>Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden
Hopkins is the highest rated player in madden

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God I hate Booger.

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IS THAT A DROP?

new

These idiots are about to split threads again

Liberals react to everything with emotion. They do not think before reacting, therefore, they don't process that this is obvious bait and OP wants the attention.

>durr why he always throw to all-pro receiver

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Are you retarded?

New thread:

How can the saints be losing this game when the Texans only throw to one person?

last ones here you filthy tripfaggot

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New thread where?

imagine the smell bros

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...

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Jannies, if you want to do something worthwhile delete one of the new threads so we don’t split

Keep this thread, reply "based"

Delete this thread, reply "cringe"

OP here but letting spuh vote