/nfl/ general there is no hope for us bros

>inb4 he loses to the Tards next week and gets swept by the NFCW

i wish you died in Dorian

Will Watson give up #84 so that Brown can wear it?

>redditors still calling other redditors redditors

3

>Brady can't throw an accurate deep b-

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when they dilate

>go to /myteams/ reddit
>call everyone a nigger
>leave

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>mfw

The Dolphins made LaMeme Jackson look like a competent quarterback. Tommy Boy's gonna drop 500 and 5 TD's this weekend

The Patriots are 6-0 when favored by 14 points or more. They are probably going to win.

Brady can't catch or outrun anyone and he certainly can't play defense

>Stoolers

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-ll have sex

luck

To be fair he underthrew him by a few yards which is why Gordon had to slow up and take that hit. Still a gorgeous deep ball.

no

...with an incel

IF THAT HOE ONLY KNOWN
THAT SHE WAS GETTIN' FUCKED ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR
IF THAT BITCH ONLY KNEW
THAT SHE WAS GONNA GET IT FROM THE SEVENTH FLOOR CREW
WHAT WOULD SHE DO?
(WHAT WOULD SHE DO?)

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Brady was also getting hit when he made that throw, I was surprised it even got to him at all.

What're you eating during the game lads

>tfwDBwdso

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pot lel

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Nothing I’m wage slaving

dilate

>go to reddit gamethread of team with black QB thats losing
>say "ugh, this is why we don't sign black people as QBs,
>watch them lose their minds.

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So glad this didn't happen, I couldn't handle this cancerous piece of shit on my team. Metcalf aka Batkman aka Wolverine looks really solid anyways

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ab will either wear 84 if watson gives it to him or will have to settle with like, 81 or 82.

>Report: NFL doesn’t plan to investigate Antonio Brown’s behavior, Patriots signing

>reddit: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So how likely is it that Gisele fucks AB?

Tom Brady is finished. This is a mulatto league now

As the only Texans fan here, do >we have a chance

How’s the shoe shining business been since Dorian came through?

absolutely based

Colin Cowherd thinks so

I've got a joke:

>Your future Cleveland Browns quarterback, Mr. Aaron Rodgers

>go to Reddit
>have rational discussion about dilating

Go hawks!

>green gay
>gayron gaydgers
>gaysconsin

kek lol oh no!

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>niggernoise """lyrics""" posters
easily the worst part about the football season starting back up

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Dilating what exactly?

Patriots will start Edelman as QB and Brady as TE and still win assuming Miami have enough players left to field by sunday

Mutthomes is starting to believe his own hype. He missed a for sure TD to a wide open guy in the end zone because he was flexing with that "no look" throw bullshit. Belichick would have benched him for that nonsense.

Rap and jazz are not music.

Someone kept doing shit like that and posting it in the colts Texans playoff gamethread when Watson was getting exposed as fuck.

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I bet ourguy Mahomes listenes to lots of based rap

Yeezus is the best album of the decade

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Who do I root for tonight?

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their meatholes

Mahomes only listens to J.Cole

>Vince Williams
>A plodding short run-stopping middle linebacker
>Covering Josh Gordon in the slot

Reposting this because I need somebody explain this to me. How does Keith Butler still have a job?

bears

There’s nothing more pathetic than Kanye fans

Buncos Aints

Texans obviously

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for me? the based saints

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Eminem fans, though they tend to be the same people

Why just call them "black QBs" and get them miffed when you can call them niggers and drop a nuclear bomb in the group?

>old men vs meme qb and """""""""based"""""""" carr
obviously the stains and buncos

seethe

>seething intensifies

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>not liking based schizo kanye
reddit needs to leave

BEASR

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Bros.....

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Trolling Reddit is the lowest hanging fruit in all of trolldom. Their all leftist, reactionary cattle who will say anything acceptable for an upvote.

>Do it on your real account, coward
>having a real account
lel at these fags

he hasn't released a good album since graduation

Too on the nose.

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We can't stop Mahomes bros

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>he doesn't have multiple reddit accounts

I have (double checks) 9.

Mulattos are the future

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All rap/hip hop beta bitches get out of my pool

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>green gay

jinkies!

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that my friend? it's gonna get a 'based' from me

>Old Gay
>Old Gay
>Old Gay
>Old Gay
>Old Gay

leave him to me

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

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crop out the score, im still pissed about this game

Eli cant stop Lamar.

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>he doesn't get banned and have to make a new account after every time he comments

>this based chad had to die because stupid ass goblinos girlfriend wanted to hear some cringe shit at the worst possible time
worst ending possible, id drop the show if it wasnt already the last episode

Did I step into a time warp to 2013?

Fun Fact: if your throw for 400 yards against the Seahawks you will lose

>anyone in stranger things except the demons who come to kill everyone
>based

>he can't go 5 minutes without acting like a fucking idiot

This is why you'll never ever be invited to r/Elite

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Mission complete.

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>unironically talking about their reddit accounts on here

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such a fucking weird stat man. pete carroll is the king of weird stats i swear.

>go in deep cover as a cumguzzling millennial for months
>get added to their sekrit klub
>spam nigger until I get banned

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>/nfl/ reddit general

There is no future. Only the present.

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cringe

Winona Ryder is pretty based

Reported

Fucking Cuck

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I don’t have one, I just posted a screencap

now this is epic

>anyone in stranger things except the demons who come to kill everyone
>based

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i like stranger things but it's clear they ran out of ideas after the first season. seasons 2 and 3 and literally just a rehash of season 1. at least season 3 had based robin

>my team loses
>shrug it off and move on
>check their r*ddit
>people think season is already over and say S H A M B L E S because its funee
reminder redditors have no fucking humor anyway

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>Cuck
Go back to r e d d i t you little faggot

>tfw I am on reddit right now

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So what do we think about her retirement, lads? I really really hope she won't actually do it

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based pats/reddit bro

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youtube.com/watch?v=mr0Qb9hkcfU

I hope they do it again just for the hype only for them to blow it to the cards or something

goddamn, cardi b really fucking put nicki in the grave

>austrian poster samefagging AGAIN
then he gets called out and pretends he wasn't

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>implying Billy, Steve, the Russian scientist, and the incel scientist aren't based
Also I want to fug Nancy and Mrs. Wheeler

>tells me to go back to r e d d i t
>while there are other anons ITT openly discussing their reddit habits

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who cares about her shit music

what fucking race is she supposed to be

Hopkins is the best WR

Just waiting for her to start escorting desu

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>ESPN literally doing voodoo magic

This is an affront to white god.

Thats my account unironically, and im the guy you quoted
good times.

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The other one is the retarded dolphins fan

THE TAPE DIDNT WORK BROS

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>checkers drive thru speaker is so busted that the cashier didn't hear me ordering root beer
>get it for free because everything else was $13

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Unsurprising

come make me bitch ass pussy

it's FRONT hole you bigot

Bold Prediction: The Dome is too powerful for the Toxins

WE CANT FUCKING STOP HIM BROS

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The Patriots are going to bulldoze Mahomes into irrelevancy.

checkers has the best fries. shame the rest of their food is meh

The chiefs will beat the Patriots

maybe in terms of hits but she doesn't come close to her in terms of looks and attitude

Without her music there are no music videos

let's start with adult acting first

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How do we unfuck his shit bros?

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>go on r/patriots
>post that we should draft a black QB
>get banned

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>tfw you laughed at your division rival back in January for having a vibrant urban youth QB
>tfw you have one now too

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It worked for the Patriots. Twice, in fact.

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Tomlin's last year should have been 10 years ago. The Steelers' success has been IN SPITE of him, not because of it. He so much wants to be one of the "homies", he forgets that a championship team is built on structure and discipline. He has neither. He's the anti-bellichick. But they call him a "players coach" because he does all the cool jive turkey hand shakes with them. With the stacked teams he's been handed in Pittsburgh, he should have about 5 rings. He's terrible. But the Rooneys are all in with the le black coach meme. Sad.

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>Entire thread is Reddit posters

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When pats fans are most overconfident is when they fall the hardest. This is a well known fact.

Holy fuckin epic dood YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!! I LOVE the draw play :)

O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

REAL NEWS

NE: Retired DT Wilfork to signs 1-day contract to retire a Patriot; forgets, eats contract instead
PHI: RB Sproles says does not need high chair, demands booster seat instead
OAK: OG Incognito calls HC Gruden "soft" and "bitch-made," Gruden responds "love it... very creative."
NFL: NFL to invents new day to add more games, just in time for premier of "Gatilsday Night Football"
MIA: Multiple players request trades, other players decline because they need those cards for a deck they're building
ATL: Falcons obtain 13 games indoors this season to help front office find best way to pump artificial crowd noise into stadium
HOU: Skeptics refuse to believe Houston Texans could make playoffs; cite "fictional, underwater cities don't have (professional) sports teams" as reason

Then explain 2014.

Cringe

I’m gonna do that, I’ll post results when it’s up
>NOOOO YOU CANT TROLL REDDITORS STOP
Have sex bro we’re just having fun

Ya seethe lil man

nigger

Based.

The Jews

You just know she's looking for BWC

what is their final season record?

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how much longer do i need to deal with your retards until the game starts?

cope

I think Nicki is annoying and makes terrible music but goddamn if I don't want her to sit on my face and verbally denigrate my little white peenie weenie

6-10, Big Ben retires before the season even ends.

Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself

has an entire division ever all finished with a losing record?

She's a hood bitch. She's dates nothing but thugs

We must thank Bill for giving the Seahawks the game plan for next week.

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OH SHIT

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This just in. The Patriots are resting their starters the rest of the season in preparation for the AFC championship game.

>he typed out all of that

Are you ready Yea Forums?

Dem blessings? = On lock down

Those miracles? = Finna receive em

TYBC? = Big based

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Who's this new thot?

absolutely based

NO culture is a victim enabling culture. They deserve to lose spectacularly each year.

0-16. FUCK THE SHITTBURGH STOOL SAMPLES

is the NFL ever going to step in and do something about the atrocious state of all the florida football teams?

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6-10

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Why doesn't shit like that EVER happen to a Belichick-coached team? Really makes you wonder.

BASED

BASED

CRINGE

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UCF is good tho, I mean, for a high school team.

GRONKS BACK SAY IT WITH ME NINETEEN AND O

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-11 good boy points. That's based

lol

also

first one is 2010 NFCW, second one is 2014 NFCS.

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Is Dak elite?

Fuck off, you scat loving cucks

W-what do her feet look like?

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>gnats Defense
Lmao no.

daily reminder the good die young

Baste like a thanksgiving turkey.

Dilate tranny, that's what a real woman looks like

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>based
>cringe
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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>Old Gay
>Footfag
Why am I not surprised?

YOU JUST KNOW

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Based, I would unironically eat her shit

Anywhere from 6-10 to 12-4 realistically. They can still win their division and make it to the playoffs, but that offense needs to find a new identity and get cohesive and Ben/Ficthner need to stop with the 5-wide 80+ throws a game bullshit. The defense also looks very suspect rn (though it is the first game and the toughest they'll play all season).

>Nicki
>real woman

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How do they stay so relevant despite consistently being irrelevant at the end of every year? It's seriously warrants respect

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>Russian Guyovich
>Guyovich
Does he sign him bros?

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>90% plastic
>real
Austria has really gone downhill, huh?

she's a nigger who made songs for the common nigger, who is genetically hardwired to worship niggers who scam, cheat, and dehumanize their own people just because it's yelled out to a catchy beat. all nigger rap sounds the same

based

It's a meme you dip

daily reminder that race mixing makes the parents too genetically different from their children for transplants. If you don't want a sickly weak child, breed within your own race you hedonist degenerates.

jersey sales

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Kill yourself you underage faggot

Who wouldn't?

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>literally the most valuable sports team of ALL TIME

seethe harder

me in the back left

Mutthomes is a nerd. He listens to Lana Del Rey.

Quite the opposite in fact. Race mixing greens genetically stronger offspring with higher resistances to illness and disease. Still gross tho

Who said they would impregnate Nicki you /pol/ smoothbrain?

cringe

Her current boyfriend is a registered sex offender and served time for manslaughter after he shoot someone. They're both thugs

Stay mad tranny

Are you a fag or why do you care about her music?

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twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1170377934546358272

ok retard.

Why does Kiwi know so much about Nicki Minaj?

>Raiders have signed WR Keelan Doss.
>Kansas City Chiefs have put WR Tyreek Hill on Injured Reserve
>New England Patriots officially sign WR Antonio Brown

I googled her

I like this guy's moxie

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Hes also a fucking cuck

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do you always slurp jew science?

>she isn't cucking him with some BWC on the side
Sure, what ever makes you sleep at night

>Nicki will never beat you up and degrade you with her thug girlfriends
feels bad desu

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>BBCWorld
why are you watching cuck porn?

Will you finally end it all when brady gets 7?

>this kills the polbab

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Fucking Michael Bennett swiping past the center and not even realizing it was never snapped.

Brady will never get 7, so we don't have to worry about that

I would absolutely impregnate her, just getting that out there right now

>stay mad tranny
>i want to eat literal shit
>this is what REAL women look like

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Yep. It's the reason why officers are separated from enlisted in a good military. They obviously want to know their men, their strengths and weaknesses and such. But there needs to be a level of detachment because some fucker needs to be told to go over the wall first or first through the door and might get killed

disgusting mexican

Imagine being obsessed with people.

This sounds awfully familiar user. Didnt you say 6-10 last year...

How does someone end up this retarded? Did you take 9th grade Biology?

t. low test beta who couldn't handle a woman like Nicki

They got lucky last year. They won't this year

Fuck the Saints, they are whiny little bitches toward the based Iggles.

NFCW in 2010 and the NFCS in 2014 or 2015. AFCS has been close several times too

oh, you mean women?

Not all science that goes against your narrative is Jewish. Just most of it.

t.

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This is a sports board faggot. Everyone is obsessed with Tim Brody. I remember a time when Brody was despised here because he is a cuck and a coward but here we are in 2019

I wouldn't race mix, I would breed a loyal white wife and cheat on her with a black concubine

>Being this mad that high test men love Nicki

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>Kiwi baits another retard
When will they learn

do you seriously not understand how organs work? You understand what donor lists are, right? You understand the PURPOSE of donors lists, right? You think a nigger and an aryan are in any ways compatible to a mulatto in terms of genetics?

wtf u can see her tity

>3dpd
Yikes, who let reddit in?

I should be more specific. Imagine being obsessed with a celebrity. Could be any one famous person.

There's no nipple so it's alright.

upboat it reddit bros
reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/d1ydu9/when_the_age_of_brady_is_done_i_think_its/

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>joos
Cringe

They simply aren't good enough to win the superbowl this year; the Chiefs will crush them

>Sterling Shepard concussed
is the Giants #1 WR next week unironically going to be Cody Latimer?

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t. Edelman

You can fuck whatever you want but you cant tell me that shit is real, its as real as those folded up dickpussies. Stop worshipping literal plastic american celebs you mouthbreather.

Possibility 1: Brown demanded a trade from the Steelers, went to Oakland, signed a deal in Oakland, waited until the 11th hour to injure himself, throw a fit about helmets and take a swing at the GM so he could forfeit $30 mil in guarantees, all the while correctly predicting that the Raiders would terminate his guarantees through a suspension and release him rather than forcing him to play on the deal or forcing a trade. And he did all of this because the Patriots were secretly manipulating the situation this whole time with an under the table agreement to sign him when it all turned out exactly as they planned.

Possibility 2: Brown is a moron and the Pats exploited an opportunity to sign a star receiver for cheap

we only up by 50

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I really do admire your dedication to this anti-Brady movement. You've never wavered from your retarded position even after an entire year. Just as tenacious as Brady tbqh

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I'm having an argument with someone and i'm coming here to hear you guys expert opinions. Which team was worse the 2008 Lions or the 2017 Browns?

*Her beautiful, perfectly shaped titty

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If (when) the pats win the Super Bowl this year is it the most talented to team to ever do it?

instagram.com/p/B2NLMtRFU-V/?igshid=8gere9jqv5ut

Gronk confirms he will be back week 14

>unironically listening Nicki Minaj
cringe and bluepilled

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bro stop... what if my mom sees this....

possibility 1 is most likely

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO FERTILE LOOKING FEMALE BODIES IN 2019. THAT'S SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC AND HOMOPHOBIC

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>Retarded position
Anyone with eyes can see how overrated Brady is

Explain this?

removed

2008 Lions, if you compare both seasons, the Lions' margin of defeat is a lot wider than the Browns. Those Browns took two games to OT and lost a few of those games by 3 points at most.

>literally only matters for bone marrow transplants

But you’re obsessed with one woman. It’s weird.

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keep posting lewd nicki

post some of her at the VMAs in that brapper dress

I just recently acquired this great Nicki folder on Yea Forums, I just HAVE to put it to good use

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Fuck off and die.

Not what i said stupid cumbrain. Sure her figure is fertile but its NOT real. cope. Also not sure why you think i give a shit about fags and trannies.

finna cum desu senpai

Keep at it man, you're doing great.

AAAHHH YESSSS I'M COOOMING AAAAAAHH YEEES NICKI I'M COOOMING FOR YOU ALL DAY EVERYDAY I'M COOOMING AAAAAHHH

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2017 browns
Iirc 08 lions had some close games

what do u want ramsfriend?

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You got it bruh

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The Antonio Brown contract is another example of the Patriots playing chess while other teams play checkers

I have a fantasy that Nicki Minaj and I are on a plane together and it crashes. We both end up on a deserted island, just us two. Nicki, being a starlet, knows nothing of how to survive, while my hours lurking in Yea Forums threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. We'd spend years together on this island. She would come to rely on me for survival. Eventually, she'd fall for me and we'd make passionate love for hours on end. After a few years of fucking each other, some debris would wash ashore allowing us to finish the construction of a raft, a la Castaway.

During the voyage home, Nicki and I would get separated, but we'd both make it home. Her, picked up by a luxury cruise, me by a commercial grade fishing boat. We'd both think that the other had died. I would make it home a month or so later, while she was taken home immediately, being Nicki Minaj washed up on a cruise.

Upon returning home, I turn on the television and see her on Letterman doing an interview about her time on the island. I watch the whole thing from beginning to end, and at no point am I mentioned. She's trying to tell everyone that she survived alone for half a decade. Enraged, I take my savings and go on a trip to America. I find my way past Nicki's security and break into her room while she's alone.

Standing behind her, I cock my gun to get her attention. I ask her how she could so such a thing and she begins deeply sobbing. Barely able to talk through the enormous gasps for air, she begs for her life. At this point, we fuck. The greatest fuck we've ever had. The most passionate, beautiful fuck that ever fucked. Then, after I come a few times, I ask to hotdog her ass. Then, while I'm doing that one last time, I grab a vase off a nearby table and cave her fucking skull in.

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2013 Seahawks were absolutely stacked

2008 Lions had megatron right? 2017 Browns. No way they'd stop Megatron.

ok, this is weird.

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I enjoy looking at her pictures WTF do I care if her body is real or not?
>Cumbrain
The ultimate low test cope

Based Coomer

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Dude not even close. It would be a pre-salary cap team like the 49ers

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This thread has been fucking cancer.

c-can i have that folder please

Your team is 0-1 btw

kek

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AYO HOL' UP
YOU SEE THAT NIGGA LAMAR IN MIAMI? BOI FINNA HAVE 98 SPEED ON THAT NEW MADDEN

DAMN I WISH I HAD MY NIGGA VICK BACK

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Woop-woop!
That's the sound of da police!

Absolutely fucking based

Niki Minaj needs more security after this thread.

2008 Lions

Offense: 268 (16.8 PPG) points scored (27th in the NFL)
Defense: 517 (32.3 PPG) points allowed (32nd in the NFL)

Closest loss(es):
Week 9 23-27 vs. Bears
Week 14 16-20 vs. Vikings

2017 Browns

Offense: 234 (14.6 PPG) points scored (32nd in the NFL)
Defense: 410 (25.6 PPG) points allowed (31st in the NFL)

Closest loss(es):
Week 1 18-21 vs. Steelers
Week 2 28-31 vs. Saints
Week 5 14-17 vs. Jets
Week 7 9-12 vs. Titans (OT)

This! I was so mad when the Jags are compared so often to LOB two years ago. Not anywhere near that talent level

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Wooow trips of truth have spoken. Everything is cancer except for my beautiful, sexy goddess nicki

Gods what a shit thread

Cringe

>wtf do i care if her body is real or not
because you say it right here you fucking cumbrain go eat some shit retard

>Week 7 9-12 vs. Titans (OT)
Kek. That score and the overtime just screams shitshow.

What the fuck is a coomer

Lameme isnt throwing a touchdown pass next week. Remember this

I can confidentially tell you neither fanbase was happy that day.

>gods

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Fuck the sketch poster. Put yourself in the folder and shred yourself

>She doesn't actively seek out this kind of image and fanbase

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These threads are only based when NFC Northbros and NFC Eastchads are the majority posting.

>the absolute state of Austria
Ultra cucked

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If only Nicki were taller. Not into midgets, I need a girl who is at least 6ft tall

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND. YOU COULD CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES-

>log on to /nfl/
>reddit posting
>nikki posting
>log off /nfl/

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Your father loved you. (He still believes?)
His heart was broken. (His only weakness.)
His greatest strength! (Now we shall see)
You are not evil. (if they will stand)
You are not broken. (beside their hero)
We both know they'll never fight!

it is perhaps also worth mentioning that the 2008 Lions were not a bad kicking team, with Jason Hanson going 21 for 22 on FGs and 25 for 26 on XPs. the 2017 Browns, however, had Zane Gonzalez go 15 for 20 on FGs while also going 25 for 26 on XPs.

additionally, the Lions only had 4 interceptions the entire season, while the Browns recorded 7.

Daily reminder that Belichick wanted Garoppolo instead of Brady in 2014 and threw a hissyfit when Kraft made him trade Garoppolo away.

I saw Third Eye Blind once for free at Powerplant Live in Baltimore on a Thursday with no cover charge a couple of years back. They truly are the Brendon Fraiser of bands.

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its one butthurt faggot, filter by flag and add canada while you're in there

I'm a Patriots fag.

You're only into Mistress T, you fucking cuck. Kill yourself

If these people
Tell this story
To their children
As they sleep
Maybe someday
They'll see a Hero
Is just a man
Who knows he is free

We get it. You hate black women because you think your tiny pecker isn’t enough to satisfy them.

There is no chance Brady has better stats than Lamar did against Dolphins

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You finally get it, there are no heroes. Mankind is doomed

Joe Flacco

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She has the body of a real woman even though her body might not in fact be 100% natural

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The megas are better

>The Patriots will now roll with Antonio Brown, Josh Gordon, Philip Dorsett, & Julian Edelman at a combined $16.5M of 2019 cap going forward… Odell Beckham Jr.’s 2019 cap hit is $17M.
Jesus fucking christ.

Titans

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Lamar finished for a lot more than 280 yards

>Forgetting old Demaryius Thomas

Not just black women

tell me what you are blasting right now or i'll burn a church.

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>Boogermobile is no longer a thing

How will he obstruct views of all the rich white folk up front?

Who Dat Nation is as resilient and strong as their city. Says a lot.

BASED

Based psychoanalyst

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>5 super bowl rings
>one of the largest fan bases in the league
>not terrible and is always at the cusp to win another super bowl each season

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real women who have asses and tits like that are 250+lb whales
>might
top kek

Amazing. No other team even comes close to how well run the Patriots are. What are other teams missing?

Too $hort

I wish I were her sock

>NE: Retired DT Wilfork to signs 1-day contract to retire a Patriot; forgets, eats contract instead

why did i laugh so hard?

DT's cap hit adds $2.9 mill, even adding that its still fucking ridiculous.

Kill yourself degenerate

Fuck you fag

Jerry Jones is unironically a marketing genius.

This is prime black stock right here.

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Kys

New Orleans Saints season preview

youtube.com/watch?v=EHcWMTKe0vE

I hate black women because they're even more rude, bitter, resentful, and aggressive than nigger males. They will fight you over anything

>5 super bowl rings
LMAO

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Based!
I am definitely open to see what all these Nicki haters think are superior females

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lamar jackson is the truth. mahomes who?

Die, footfaggot

>this OP

The victories of the Cowboys are, themselves, a source of joy. But they also provide additional joy because every time there's a win it makes the rest of the football world mad as fuck.

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why do you retards enable every foreign attention whore you see?

I would impregnate her relentlessly

Thats why fucking them is so satisfying

Kill YOURself

I see you’ve met every black woman on earth.

>is always at the cusp to win another super bowl each season
When was the last time the Cowboys were even in the NFCCG?

Is there are broadcast without Booger or should I just mute?

i wouldn't be able to resist the urge to beat the everloving shit out of at least half of them

You could turn on the Spanish announcers

1995-1996 season

You've never fucked anything but your hand, you delusionaly tripcuck

>wasting your time watching games instead of wageslaving like me

not gonna make it

Thingken of this. Better than Booger. Thanks.

High test detected

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I miss Tirico and Gruden, the MNF people are terrible now

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Also the Lions had fucking Clavin Johnson so that's an immediate boost.

i'm black where is my bbc, its not fair I want my bbc my tiny black peepee will never satisfy her delicious body

Me too, bud. Got wageslavery but I can watch the first half at least.

>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, absolutely STYLED all over the poo york gnats
>mfw faggot haters have been VIOLENTLY shitting their pants in fear of the dominance of america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw early season cope posts are in FULL swing

it sure feels GREAT being a fan of the best team in the NFL, america's team, the dallas cowboys. how pissed off are you faggot haters right now?

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dem toes are very suckle

she has a good body but I just can't get rowdy or j/o to her.

And Seattle beat the Saints that year in the playoffs! LOL!

If anything, Nicki should get fatter. She has serious Ebony BBW potential.

>This Season:
Fix OL through trades, coaching changes, and FA
Get rid of the LT by any means necessary
Let Arians do a total overhaul of whatever else he isnt immediately pleased with

>This Offseason:
Cut ties with Winston
Get a placeholder Journeyman who is in it for the paycheck and wouldnt mind being sacked a bunch as we work out the OL kinks as he chucks it to Evans and Howard/Brate for Fantasy points
Draft OL
Acquire draft capital, like a lot

>Next Season:
Continue making adjustments Arians feels we are weak in.
Feel free to make player for player trades or for draft picks, but make sure you dont lose any draft capital
>aim for a mid-to-low finish

>Next Offseason:
Sell the motherfucking Farm for Trevor Lawrence
Slide that motherfucker behind our last two seasons of work on the OL

>Following Season
LAUGH AT THE SAINTS WHEN DREW RETIRES
LAUGH AT THE PANTHERS WHEN CAM BEGINS TO SHOW HIS AGE
LAUGH AT THE FALCONS WHEN MATTY ICE TURNS TO MATTY PISS
MAKE IT RAIN TDS
FUCK BITCHES
GET MONEY

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you beat like the worst team in the league

We get it. You can't handle critism of your plastic ass rolemodel because you relate to her obnoxious YAAS QWEEN SLAY twitter clapback attitude so you had to make a strawman post about me and didnt even give me a (you) because you would be obliterated if you did.
btw
mixed girls>white girls>latina girls>asian girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>black girls
[insert 10 clap emojis here]

Low effort repost. Cowboys fans are so predictable and unimaginative.

Cherokee D'Ass already out

you act like it's that easy

>an octaroon woman with a gigantic nosed samoan coon
>prime black stock
Sounds about right

Patriots looking gud, hope my boy Sony Michel can get some shine

Is that the chick that got called a "mammy" by another rapper?

I bet you think the Jews are the cause of all social and economic ills

how the duck are the cowboys the most valuable franchise in the world
pats should be way more valuable

Arians has already done this. His OL in arizona was very solid and that's our most critical weakness behind winston's decision making.

I bet you this isnt /pol/ and you should fuck right off.

Fuck off phone poster who doesn’t know how to fix autocorrect

t. obsessed faggot haters who haven't stopped shitting their pants over the sheer DOMINANCE of america's team, the dallas cowboys.

tell me more about how obsessed you are you shit eating retards.

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Wew lad

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Jerry is a marketing genius. He's seriously at "could sell ice to an eskimo" levels of sales excellence.

DRAGONS

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Even bradysknee got married you cuck.

This is the Shambler. He made sure that the Browns season is going down in shambles. Say something nice to him.

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Cowboys agreed to appear on thanksgiving around the same time their dynasty started

People from new England are poor as fuck

Predictable and unimaginative

Belichick.

MORE DRAGONS

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MNF bread

Isnt that the schizophrenic guy who was using two separate tripcodes while pretending to be two different people

You just responded to him.

He could be anywhere

This years Dolphins will be worse than either of those 2 teams.

yes he got married to Brady's sixth daughter(formerly male)

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Knowing him. his wife is a sockpuppet he keeps in his desk that he jacks off into

How badly are the Raiders going to get wrecked tonight?

who will win super bowl xlviii

33-10

Can someone shop bustlet gayfield's head into this?

>Finishes 2019 as league leader in td receptions
Citizen watch. Full ROSS.

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Hunter Renfrow will ball out, but the Raiders will lose soundly.

Flacco always shits on the Raiders but I wont see because on the productive coast that game starts at 10:30.

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Derek Carr has a winning record against flacco

Thats not Hollywood Brown

Nicki posters are based, but have you taken the thorne pill?

QBs dont play each other sperglord, and no Carr does not.

didnt post it

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Bella Thorne is ugly

>quarterbacks play against each other

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trashy not ugly, trashy is part of why she is redpilled.

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>Malcolm Butler

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Sammy still has it.

SAY OUR NAME

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t. passive aggressive, totally obsessed faggot hater who is seething and shitting his diapers so hard he refuses to articulate his butthurt to his superior

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ok, she looks good here

this team would beat the dolphins

Rage more

>rage more

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>Look guys Im posting le epic rage face tier memes just like reddit! Let me post some now. Am I fitting in yet????

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Am I making the right choice picking the Broncos over the Raiders?

Quarterbacks play each other only when it supports my argument.

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this
fuck no

>look i'm using cope seethe have sex dilate as an argument do i fit in yet

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How is this coverage called?

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It's the "Whatcha Gonna Do When Hogan Runs Through Your Secondary!"

>EVERYONE JUST TRIPLE COVER GORDON

Tell me why I am wrong. The main reason why I am questioning my decision is because I feel like Flacco is going to shit himself on live TV.

Brady literally owes all of his success to pats receivers being wide open because of belikeks play design

Yes Flacco is gonna dragon the fuck out of that shitty defense, believe dat

so nice to see the patriots play against some varsity team in a charity game

Tell me why I am wrong. The main reason why I am questioning my decision is because I feel like Flacco is going to shit himself on live TV.

>they fell for the HOF QB meme

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It's Cover 0 chance the suckdicklers win the division or make the playoffs

raiders are the better team straight up, even with flacco the broncos just aren't good.

>belichick is the offensive coordinator

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Wow Bro! I love these new memes! they remind me of all the old skool shitty ms paint memes that me and the reddit gang love so much!
Im saving these epic style!!!!!!

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NIGGA THEY CHEATIN'!

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>belichick literally does nothing to design plays and hasn't been with brady his whole career.

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But Flacco can be elite, especially against shitty defenses which I'm assuming the raiders have

silence bandwagonsknee

Tbh Brady doesn't have a great long ball compared to some other greats but in case anyone hasn't heard we've got this guy Antonio Brown to remedy that.

embarrassing.

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good thing im not a steelers fan, so dunno why your throwing webms at me lad

SHIEEET

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>nicki minaj
faker than fool's gold, the wonderd of surgery

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Chiefs have scored no less than 26 points in the last 19 games they've played

Someone please post screenshots

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And won 0 meaningful games

thats because the defense has given up at least 24 in 14 of those games

>Hey Tampa, do us a favour and try next time
American "banter"

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In this one I literally just said "black QBS" and they started seething, I have more caps hold up.

who are you quoting?

I saw some kid in a panthers funchess jersey the other day lmao

you're expecting to much if you think she knew enough about football to make a more specific complaint

I thought you guys despised anyone who even mentions reddit, let alone uses it, times have really changed

using reddit to piss off reddit is different, trip.

Ad for the Panthers v. Bucs game

looking for everyone? we are in the gamethread lad! join us

No it isn’t

Like you wouldn't.

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Yes, but who is good on the raiders, I know Carr is an okay QB. And The Match predictor has the Raiders at 51%, while the vegas line has the broncos at -3. This match is basically a 50-50 split. I have no fucking clue how this match is going to end, and I could go with Carr, or hope that Flacco is still an NFL caliber quarter back.

tyreek got what he desereved

let's keep it football-related, guys

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Right Nicki reminds me of this escort i see once every few months

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post her or you're gay

How much do you pay her to fuck other guys and call you faggot?

Reminder that most cowboys fans on here have never been to Texas and aren’t old enough to remember them being relevant.

White bois...it happens early

That kid is my fucking hero.

yes it is

lyl threads were the best threads.

>OAK: OG Incognito calls HC Gruden "soft" and "bitch-made," Gruden responds "love it... very creative."
10/10

puberty retard

I was traveling yesterday.
Jets, Giants, Steelers on suicide watch? Anyone else?

Is this based or cringe?

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It's not giving me terminal injuries...

NEW THREAD

its the players that crash into each other not the league actively inflicting injuries

its always a twitter basedface with a checkmark isnt it?

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The only thing even remotely analogous to cancer is CTE. Otherwise, bodily injuries are rarely life threatening.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jc1MTF59s_8

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BRAAAAAAP