well... do you?
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Aaron Gomez
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Aiden Sanchez
I eat ass.
Adrian Carter
Christopher Thompson
yes
Nathan Johnson
I eat ice
Jonathan Hall
shoo
shoo
not for you
Anthony James
Angel Butler
even your feet are fat
Josiah Gray
>faulk to be traded for kase possibly
why the fuck is carolina making so many deals?
Jonathan Nguyen
>munchen
Jeremiah Roberts
Kayden Fisher
They have to try to get back under the cap now.
Faulk makes $4.833m, and Kase makes $2.6m.
Adam Robinson
Benjamin Morris
are you gonna spam this in every thread despite it being a unsubstantiated rumor
Isaac Allen
why does Ray Shero have such a foul mouth?
Josiah Bennett
lmao
Kevin Ross
>a unsubstantiated rumor
It's "an."
And sources like Elliotte Friedman have been reporting on the deal, so it's definitely being worked on. The only real impediment is that Faulk's no-trade list has Anaheim on it, so he'd have to waive that first.
Robert Jackson
why is Jordan Subban playing in Europe? doesn't he have some contract obligations in Toronto?
Justin Wilson
friedman specifically said it was a rumor
a rfa player was signed today as it was discussed for 20minutes
two threads later and you are still pushing this nonstory about faulk
Lincoln Thompson
Go yotes
Ryan Brooks
Why is he always so mad.
Daniel King
>Luke DeCock
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just love that dude's name, that's all
Mason White
cause i have to read the same retarded posts every thread
Sebastian Peterson
More like lick the cock
Isaac Thompson
>@BobMckanzieTSN: draisialtlt and puljujuaravi and 1st round pick being sent Winnipeg for Connor and perrault
Luke Davis
>deCock
Luis Allen
I was playing hockey on a camel in the dune when you were sucking your mother's dick
Dominic Kelly
Ryan Young
>@BobMckanzieTSN
It's @TSNBobMcKenzie.
Kids don't even try these days.
Oliver Jackson
You could leave
Robert Davis
Jordan Harris
no other team does this shit
Lincoln Taylor
No this was his brother
Owen Cook
As a Sharks fan I miss our rivalry with the Flames
Christopher Thompson
>its all one team
Seems a bit paranoid m8
Elijah Barnes
where are the reposts about the wereniski signing or about ove's knee?
Dylan Ross
was thinking about going to the gym but got lazy
Sebastian Bell
When is this shit sport starting again? It's already autumn here
David Price
buljus season is already unddrway
Elijah Rodriguez
fuck your stupid shitty sunbelt team.
Hunter Myers
How long til hoc starts
Caleb Edwards
>no other team
>everything is all just one person
You're not even talking to the same poster anymore. I left to go get a drink of water, you paranoid fuck.
Samuel Hernandez
Hold on, which posts in particular are you complaining about being repeated. Let's get on the same page first.
Juan Smith
>or about ove's knee
>ove's
>ove
It's OVI.
Why are you like this.
Anthony Murphy
standby, pre season begins Staurday
Oliver Miller
Werenski's contract negotiations are finished, so there's nothing left to talk about. Ovechkin is apparently fine, so there's nothing left to talk about.
The trade rumor is ongoing.
Robert Stewart
KARPAT
Nathan Hernandez
>ov-eye
Fucking sunbelters
Alexander Campbell
Carson Butler
How's that Final Solution to the Quebecois Question coming along, lads? Any progress?
Kevin King
*awakens*
Juan Lewis
WADDUP /hoc/ it's your finlan here
Cooper Sanchez
...
Jose Williams
>play nhl 2002
>be shit at it
>play r6s
>be shit at it
Not a hokeista nor a soldier. Lost at lottery for sure.
David Edwards
Why did they change the Phoenix Coyotes to the Arizona Coyotes? Phoenix is literally most of the States population, and seeing how the rest of AZ hates Phoenix does anyone give a fuck?
Matthew Mitchell
I played chel and I lost to buffalo 7-0 on easy mode
John Richardson
Plus my aunt lives in Phoenix. Have no idea why they changed it then
Isaac Butler
just woke up
Joseph Green
I love everyone in /hoc/
Eli Foster
>who gets the DUDE
Noah Martin
Even me?
Gabriel Davis
SIKE. I fucking hate you niggas
Carson Kelly
thanks, fren
Luke Scott
youtu.be
why do finns love moomin so much?
Henry Cruz
to bad, I'm already your Dad
>go clean your room
Justin King
what should I do in the meantime?
Jack Brooks
cause it's finnish duh
+ moomins have lot's of great life precepts
Ayden Harris
twitter.com
why is matthews so fugly?
Brody Wright
Whaddup finlan it's your /hoc/ here
Luke Rodriguez
take a look at the new robot shark mask
pretty based
not gonna tell what to do in private though
>that's just weird
Kayden Jones
Do I what?
>would I want to admit it if I did
Juan Cruz
Brayden Cox
can everyone see where the shark chokes??
Brandon Long
I had a dream that I was speaking Finnish. I don't know any word other than perkele
Anthony Powell
AYE when hokkei
Wyatt Wood
wait since when the HECK is Reimer on the Shorks
Jacob Roberts
Dunno, you think Sandler will put him in a hockey based comedy?
>re shoot Slap Shot
Caleb Brown
kippis
Carter Rogers
Ian Wright
that might be an old design
>old image
Leo Gonzalez
he played 8 game with them in '15-16 apparently. I didn't know either
Kayden Myers
preseason saturday, noob.
Carter Roberts
>tfw jets win Oy Hoye
Kevin Barnes
>Sens surprise everyone and win the Stan Lee
Ryder Nguyen
Jack Turner
mumin is fennoswede
Jack Allen
they think that the rest of AZ will embrace the team, but they always fail to realize that the rest of the state hates Phoenix. Also Glendale hates being phoenix's gay little brother thats infested with pozzed illegals and poor white trash.
>Phoenix Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals
>Phoenix Coyotes
Arizona Coyotes
Both teams play in Glendale and Glendale hates Phoenix so they changed the names.
Grayson Peterson
I dislike the influx of tall players in my great National Hockey League.
Xavier Moore
that's OK, shorty
we don't look down upon you for it
Tyler Lopez
>NHL wants to forget we exist so they made the >rags get the 2nd overall pick just to make the relevant again
Aiden Wright
Being a goalie for the Sharks is easy mode. How the fuck can you have a bad mask when the theme are sharks.
Hunter Nelson
hey /hoc/
here's some free advice...D I L A T E
regards, cric
Thomas Morgan
Real funny user. Just dying of laughter over here
Julian Thomas
Adrian Taylor
K____ K____
Austin Taylor
Is he going to save them or fade into obscurity
Ian Turner
Klu Klux
Carter Nguyen
Ayden Price
Supermarket
Isaiah Thomas
well he does get to play with keller. He can save them
Anthony Bennett
coyotes are abysmal and should have never existed
Adam Stewart
Evan Bailey
oh my word
so based
so true
Kevin Lee
Austin Torres
KooKoo
Dylan Williams
I hope he does great
Adrian Evans
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL MESSAGE FOR: OP and assembled faggots in /hoc/
I think it only prudent that all threads until Friday evening be SATURDAY EDITION threads
just so everyone is official informed
they can still shitpost like they don't know
Yours Truly
Anonipotimus
Colton Cooper
will barett hayton end up being a >steal? i remember lots of people were surprised when they reached for him, but said he would be worth it in a few years.
Evan Powell
are the Flyers going to be doing great things this season friends?
Cameron Gonzalez
well, hes a SSM product, and most of the time they turn out well. Yotes did need a center and he could fill the role as a 3C next season. Still see that draft as the big defenseman one
Jack Hughes
Level 25 here lads
Brayden Butler
We run shit on Yea Forums
Lincoln Wright
it has now been 5 (five) years since any sunshit team won a stanley cup
a number that needs to increase
John Martin
technically blues are sunbelt
Jackson Cruz
Hell the USNTDP is turning into a hockey factory.
Connor Morgan
/cric/ is based
/hoc/ is gaysed
Jason Clark
They're going to continue to be mediocre par the course and then have an outstanding season or two and then return to mediocrity, as is Flyers tradition.
Evan Martin
Business Idea For DETROIT: design a Mustang goaler helmet; they already have a nascar helmet
also, probably call the people at ford motor company
Jose Thomas
>dab on oilels
yeah that whole setup sure went in their favor back then
Jack Gutierrez
i grew up playing pond hockey every winter in st louis, which also had a short lived nhl team all the way back in the 30s
you grew up sucking cock
Daniel Flores
god damn strait we do
Camden Richardson
yeah this years draft was the best of the USNTDP will ever see. Hopefully these kids do get to play besides just hughes and turcotte
Ian Thompson
>bandwagoning the bloos and craps
kek
Benjamin Diaz
please show me the most autistic Habs edits you got
Alexander Collins
I think I saw somewhere that Slovakia created a program similar to ours. I wonder when they'll start seeing success from it.
Asher Hernandez
this is the fake hockey fan asshurt that needs to continue
Elijah Clark
Elijah Murphy
truly? can this be the year where someone finally kills kadri
Brayden Ortiz
Looks like MacKinnon needs a shooting coach
Noah Harris
stick is too active
Carter Walker
>lyszczarczykk still not in NHL
Why live?
Aiden Cox
Everyone kept telling me to have sex so I finally did it
Michael Sullivan
>Price will leave if Montreal fails to make the playoffs or if he just doesn't think they are going to win in the next few years
I bet Canada would have won the cup at least once in the last quarter century if their media could calm down.
Samuel Ramirez
ACTIVE STICK
Jason Bell
hes getting fucking old to make threats like that lol
Jacob Ross
Should really just call them Glendale Snow Birds.
Andrew Reed
Caleb Mitchell
so who are you guys voting for
Ryan Peterson
Carter Hart looks good, if their blueline improves and their farm system is as good as the experts think they could be elite soon. This season is up in the air I think.
Christopher Nelson
Sunbelt won the last 2 cups m8
Wyatt Brown
ratcliffe>frost
Noah Lewis
...
Jordan Smith
rings over nachos
Jackson Myers
Bang bodies
Ian Perry
Green Party. Liberals are lame ducks but obs gonna win, NDP is just bad and Conservatives are dreadful
Liam Foster
just learned pavel zacha is going to omsk
Michael Howard
...
Easton Perez
I've heard good things about both but people think Frost could be top line material some day.
Julian Evans
gay lad
Aiden Wright
>south of the Mason dixon
>or west of the mississippi
Get rekt and stay mad
Ethan Green
Something wrong with liking dick?
Lucas Rodriguez
>if a team wins a cup they're suddenly snowbelt
The absolute COPE of snowbelt shit posters
Ethan Miller
If you have a Y chromosome yes. Faggot
Kayden Nelson
this is the thinking mans choice. time for acting is now, otherwise we will all be sunbelt soon
Colton Johnson
Probably not going to have much option but conservative in my area. Better than ndp or liberal I guess.
Jeremiah Miller
Shouldn't you be in bed, Greta?
Aaron Reyes
James Moore
Imagine being so dumb you choose Pavel Zacha lol
Lincoln Martinez
i dont even think the area i live even has a green party candidate.
Alexander Reyes
bout to. just gonna flick the bean to some horse porn first
Evan Ramirez
Well ratcliffe did just help a pretty good guelph team win the OHL title alongside suzuki. again, this years memorial cup had some great players. Look out for the following
Issac ratcliffe (flyers prospect)
Ian Scott (laffs prospect)
Sean Durzi (Kings prospect)
Nick Suzuki (habs prospect)
Noah Gregor (Shorks prospect)
Noah Dobson (isles prospect)
Alexis gravel (hawks prospect)
Justin Gutierrez
imagine being Ray Shero
Josiah Kelly
we don't tolerate homophobia in hoc. Go back to cric
Jaxson Anderson
>tits or gtfo
Wyatt Cruz
>voting
Das rite mayne go change da wurld xD
Jacob Cook
now watch only 1 or 2 of those kids have any sort of decent nhl career, while the rest end up dominating juniors and fading away in a mens league.
Gavin Turner
No, we dont tolerate faggots. Go back to r/hockey.
Ryder Lewis
Compared to other memorial cup years, this looks pretty fucking strong. Look back at the 2016 london knights roster and see how many good players are on there
Matthew Ortiz
andy scheer
Noah Jones
/hoc/, hokej movie, now
Ryder Green
Colton Parker
>anti hockey propaganda
Ian Smith
yea and tkachuk/marner are the 1 or 2 kids to have a decent nhl career while the rest faded away when they stepped up to a mens league.
Charles Wilson
You can't do that. Two minutes. Unsportsmanlike
Logan Long
no gays
Oliver Wilson
>this triggers the poltard
Aiden Foster
Only biological men, women and attack helicopters allowed.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Low-effort, uninspired, overtly propagandistic, CalArts-style horseshit offends everybody with any sense of taste.
Julian Campbell
yeah I will stick to my normal animu
Easton Davis
its raining again
Aaron Turner
m8 you don't have to read it. just let other people enjoy hockey
Luke Stewart
>anime
>normal
This was bait, wasn't it?
Tyler Fisher
no because at least anime doesnt have shit cal arts
Noah Cooper
why havent we discussed malcolm subban going to the euroleagues?
Christian Torres
erdogan
Brody Wood
He's doing what now?
Liam Torres
Hudson Johnson
i know they look alike but that was pavel zacha
Juan Perez
Was he released by Vegas?
Zachary Richardson
Hey /hoc/ what is the best cuisine to feast on while watching hockey? For me it’s Raising Canes Big Box with extra toast.
Mason Martin
cause he hasn't
Matthew Jenkins
Chicken wings, with either jerk or buffalo sauce and a good amber beer
Sebastian Evans
>not BASED chick-fil-a or Culver’s
Carson Sanchez
gonna watch slap shot now. do not disturb please
Gabriel Howard
hello
Carter Harris
For me it’s whataburger and watching the Dallas Stars and their retarded fan base
Andrew Ross
lemme lick gokus ass
Juan Wood
damn now I cant decide between slap shot and miracle. thanks Canada
Hunter Perez
Isaiah Nguyen
Not knowing /bro/ly
Lincoln Torres
*slurp*
Gavin Cook
do americans really do this?
Colton Torres
>beer
Camden Rivera
i2.yuki.la
What did she mean by this?
Henry Gutierrez
Counting down the days.
Jose Martin
Jonathan Hall
Hockey isn't for you
Bentley Reyes
Grayson Carter
Eat fast food? Yes. Sorry cuckistan probably banned most fast food for not serving halal meat
Ryder Johnson
>football is a thing i watch when there is no ice hockey
Zachary Perry
thinking about benis
Evan Wood
chik fil a is literally just an ordinary ass chicken sandwich like absolutely any other non specialized fast food place would make, what the fuck is wrong with people that they dont realize this
Isaiah Barnes
Parker Gutierrez
thinking about deep pucks and beaver, lads
Blake Lopez
st louis spans the river and was a union city you ged holding faggot
Bentley Jenkins
Wrong Subban.
Malcom "lil nibba" Subban is still with Vegas.
Logan Sanchez
who is Jordan? is he from the same family?
he's playing in Austria with the bulldogs this season, and I thought he had some sort of contract with the Marlies
Brody Perez
Carter Stewart
Jordan "the lilest nibba" Subban never quite made it in the NHL, so now he has to look elsewhere.
Jaxson Hughes
who gives a fuck. hes a 25 year old with like 40 nhl games to his name
who gives a fuck. hes a 24 year old with 0 nhl games to his name
ball family tier nonsense
Daniel Sanchez
Laffs might be too, the curse may lift
Owen Miller
>yarrrrrrrrrr, stay scared, mateys
Zachary Edwards
>u wil b
Christian Robinson
i would rather see a laffs win than most american teams at this point
William Martinez
Jason Perry
I would die happy if the coyotes went to the Stanley cup
Jack Diaz
Bless
Levi Williams
William Perry
What's up with the raging snowbelter?
William Roberts
Aaron Taylor
Chase Moore
95348250
Hockey. Is. Not. For. You.
Connor Turner
hockey is for everyone
Jayden Myers
That's not even a restaurant that >we have >here.
Jaxon Kelly
Hockey is for everyone
Jeremiah Foster
hockey is life
Adam Nguyen
Wyatt Taylor
do you like to drink coffee when you get high, /hoc/??
Hudson Ramirez
I wish you'd fuck off when you're high
Zachary Phillips
thought i failed my mid term last month ended up getting a 93 lads, feels like god has smiled upon me this day
Joshua Campbell
and yet I watch it. You arent gonna stop me from watching a sport I like
Hunter Taylor
Liam Cruz
that great news. m8
Jackson Bailey
There is no group of people more reprehensible than drug addicts.
Levi Diaz
not even a fan but wish the Senators were still good desu
Michael Johnson
reminder that caffeine is a serious drug
John Cooper
People who make blanket statements like this ought to be burned at the stake
Charles Phillips
>95349261
redd*t-tier "look how clever I am" horseshit
Owen Gutierrez
>pic related
why
Jason Harris
>he's THIS mad
damn, I'm sorry
feel like a shot your puppy or something, don't cry you little bitch
David Lee
me too
t. a fan
Tyler James
general courtesy to those around you watching the game
Liam Bell
i mean its a hockey game not the fucking theatre..
Owen Morales
they dont want fat drunk winnipeg fans stumbling around mid game
Ethan King
what’s so hard about waiting for a whistle before you start crawling over people to get another beer?
Hudson Carter
Abolish the salary cap
Introduce pro/rel
Make teams responsible for developing their own talent
Austin Butler
He's not civilized, he doesn't understand why he should care about other people.
Jaxon Hall
>wanting eurocuck ways
Joshua Moore
Last weekend, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Winnipeg Jets RFA Patrik Laine.
I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he plays fortnite battle royale on his phone and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Patrik, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Patrik put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
Ryder Reed
based consolidating all the retarded posts into one retard
Nathan White
world peace
cure for cancer
free pussy for everyone
Jason Hall
forthis
Ian Johnson
Evan Howard
Hi
Alexander Long
Here's some thoughts: ice
Kevin Peterson
I went camping with Laine … I’m in the back of a pickup with Patrik Laine and a live deer. Well, Laine, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Patrik Laine! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Patriklaine!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer
Nathan Brown
Yes, that's been on everyone minds today
last week of off season and all that
Connor Morales
Based pro/rel user
Aiden Jenkins
Well there's worse things to do to a deer....I've been on /k/ and read some shit
Josiah Howard
>even the Senators' prospects are getting outshot 13-20
Elijah Rodriguez
Any way the Jackets make the playoffs or should I skip investing in this season?
Evan Fisher
My dog barked this morning and I could've sworn it sounded like "Laine to the Panthers for Trocheck, Matheson, Tippet + a pick" but I think I had too much coffee.
Thomas Rodriguez
Invest in the season knowing your team is gonna be a cracked out scoring machine that gives up 3-5 goals a night: The QMJHL special
Nathaniel Jones
they btfo the jets 8-1 on friday
Nolan Myers
My dog is a pitbull and the first thing he barked wasn't good morning or hi, but where is the nearest daycare.
Joseph Ward
I always put $100 bucks on the team with the longest odds to win outright, just in case
Juan Howard
There is a way, it relies mostly on goaltending. The defensive line is pretty good, Torts can coach up young talent to make a good showing. But Korps or Elvis has got to take the reigns.
Joseph Gomez
get blow the fuck out, Toronto
this is a trend i hope continues
Josiah Myers
yeah thats your thing. Again the metro is wide open with the penguins and caps showing cracks in their teams.
Zachary Price
>Ovechkin's injury from today turns out to be serious, and everyone else on the team is either lazy or depressed
>the Rangers defense keeps being shit, Panarin isn't magic, and Lundqvist finally looks old
>Varlamov is shit (he is), the Islanders get zero scoring, and every other team figures out their meme defensive plan
>Pittsburgh keeps fading, their defense collapses even harder, and Murray completes the busting process
>Philadelphia doesn't do anything because they have like three players who actually try
>New Jersey is still shit because they have no goaltending and holes throughout their lineup
>Carolina doesn't have a back-up goalie, all of the zoomers get tired from last year's run, and none of the new pieces fit in well enough
I suppose it's possible...
Gavin Nguyen
Every team should be responsible for building their own academies and developing their own talent.
Noah Taylor
every team should be responsible for their ice
Kevin Powell
hot dogs and nachos
popcorn if you're drinking beer
Justin King
why is Kaapo Kakko so much better than jack hughes?
William Hall
Heres the thing with the islanders: trotz isnt a shit coach and one of the best in the NHL. Their defense is even more underrated and has plenty of youth and age. I think they still can score and they are fine. Prospects come in and they help the team become better as a result. Am I gonna miss lehner? yes. But, he wasnt the goalie of the future and sorokin is
Ryan Williams
Why do you keep bringing up a goalie who isn't arriving for another year?
Joseph Perez
>blues fluke a cup with a meme goalie on a hot streak
>roster is basically just mediocre shit except for tarasenko
>NUMBER TWO CUP CONTENDERS
retarded bandwagoning boomer
James Collins
Because the reason why varlamov was brought over was to lure him in. Its his final year in the KHL, and if he does come here, griess is done and they run a sorokin varlamov tandem. Also the defense is still one of the better ones so varly has more help now
robert thomas is lowkey a good player. Trust the london knight, he knows well
Jack Murphy
Tell your mom to shut it
Matthew Murphy
>Because the reason why varlamov was brought over was to lure him in. Its his final year in the KHL, and if he does come here, griess is done and they run a sorokin varlamov tandem.
You do understand that this plan won't change this year's goalies, yes?
Nathan Bailey
what do you guys think of Shannon's ranked best looking hockey logos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFO4O9qybc8
Cooper Cooper
yes. This was for the future and I trust LL with this. Most likely the plan is to have the same lines as before but replace val with brassard and add in dal colle on his wing.
Xavier Mitchell
he needs a bigger white board
>and a better set up to replace said white board
Ayden Myers
>best looking logos
>he changes his mind every year
Ryder Bell
stop shilling yourself shannon
Thomas Watson
Jayden Ward
William Sanchez
Gabriel Rivera
I saw Patrik Laine at a grocery store in Tampere yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Nolan Flores
>mild
Samuel Collins
shannon has bad taste
Jaxson Lopez
dubs and bulju nets 50 this year
Dominic Cooper
Wow, you are a douche
I never read of anything ruder
Wow
Bentley Foster
>snes
John Bailey
>missouri
>union
Piss off no we werent fuck niggers
Ayden Ramirez
Is Ovi going to be okay?
Jacob Reyes
wtf did you just make me click on?
Aaron Wilson
>laffs
Alexander Stewart
A picture of, in my opinion, a cute girl with a bright smile.
Zachary Gomez
i said st louis not a bunch of rotten woods and stinking hog farms
Noah Green
>st louis
>missouri
Again no we werent. Piss off. Fuck niggers
Ryan Young
thought about hockey again today, lads
Jaxon Parker
>imagining laine is extroverted enough for this shit
Henry Wright
Jason Carter
>The Flames have an excellent logo
based?
Colton Brown
yeah, its wild. go look at wikipedia if you dont believe me, meth head
Carter Bell
Fuckers on Hfboards telling me, always in the post game threads Matthews ain’t bout this, Matthews ain’t bout that My boy a Leaf on fucking Shanny and them He, he they say that man don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all Sens fans ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Matthews ain’t no centre Matthews ain’t this Matthews a bust SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that man Y'all know that Matty got caught with 40 goals Shootin' at NHL goalies and shit man been winning the calder since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them Leafs savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Matthews I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those Leafs role with Matt Martin and them
Caleb Bennett
bold prediction: matthews hairline cannot sustain these current totals over the next three seasons
Adam Torres
Hes gonna be the next getzlaf at this rate lel
Hunter Torres
>jewipedia
Joshua Nguyen
I'll probably sound like the fun police but this general has fucking killed copypastas. Every innocuously silly hot take in paragraph form has some fucking jabroni responding with "new copypasta?!", or immediately running to submit a new post to make a variation on it for every team. It's funny every once in a while but we need to pump the brakes a little.
inb4 "new copypasta" replies
Jordan Price
Dylan Ward
hahah look at the nose
Blake Price
shut up homo
Caleb Ramirez
“He got me,” Laine said of McCabe's hit on him. “That f**king McCabe boomed me.” Laine added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. He then said he wanted to add McCabe to the list of players he works out with this summer.
Isaac Baker
>DeCock
Matthew White
what was NJ thinking?
Samuel Lee
>DeBenis
Aaron Nelson
Approximately how much money has Shannon shelled out on hockey jerseys/memorabilia?
Evan Perry
Enough to make him happy.
Logan Hughes
as much as his bull tells him to
Bentley Jones
enough that his fat wife wants a quickie divorce, but can't find another husband
Kayden Young
autismo
Andrew Hall
let us secede from canada
Evan King
Kalsarikännit is my favorite finnish word
Ryan Evans
not the hero we need, but the one we deserve, DUDE man
Owen Watson
oh fuck oh fuck im supposed to start working on my master's thesis but im basically retarded
Camden Allen
I
Angel Parker
i believe in you
Bentley Turner
Jordan Rogers
For me, it's turning down grad school even though basically every professor who reviewed my work begged me to go.
Jack Hall
thats a man
Charles Russell
/hoc/ must stick together, despite our differences
Easton Campbell
Ryder Roberts
i believe in you
Michael Sanchez
GAGAN PIZZA MY NIGGA
William Smith
>mfw
you already got a nice job or something?
Juan Butler
David Roberts
No, just didn't see how spending even more of my fucking life in school would help. Especially in >my field.
And I graduated from college debt-free. No reason to go looking for it.
Jack Gomez
I have to /hoc/ less because I'll get suspended if I fail another class
Nathan Sanchez
stupid is as stupid does
Nolan Robinson
Caleb Jenkins
some master's can be completed without writing a thesis, maybe you can do it, i fucked up my master's because of my thesis
Bentley Johnson
Not sure how you're applying that saying here, lad.
Nolan Lee
from where is this blessed glob acquired la
Jacob Robinson
Who is the best fighter in the league as of this season?
Thomas Diaz
>have an invitation into academia
>reject it
Carter Bell
still reaves
Ryan Miller
tell me the story of finland again, /hoc/
Ryder Hall
that gotta be home made
Benjamin Cooper
Well if I want the actual degree I need to write a thesis and I don't have a job lined up right now so I'm banking on the degree opening some doors for me
>i fucked up my master's because of my thesis
what happened?
Jonathan Edwards
me
Ryan Baker
youtu.be
for me its doing my studies, working out, and making sure I get good grades in college while shitposting in /hoc/
Brayden Bennett
>all "academia" is inherently good and a good use of your time
Landon Sanders
burn out/ depression, i was working 50 to 60 hours a week, 7 days a week while trying to write my thesis. took me about 2 years to fix my shit and go back to another master's, which i can complete with interships instead of a thesis
Jeremiah Jones
Zachary Jones
who the fuck is cirno lads
Zachary Rivera
Assuming Ovi heals properly, is the Rocket Richard still his to lose?
Carson Cox
2hu.
Landon Thomas
What the fuck does 2hu mean.
Adam Nelson
ovi will become the first player to score 100 goals in a season even injured
Ian Allen
Touhou. Its just shortened.
Benjamin Jackson
Cool.
Now what the fuck does Touhou mean.
Cooper Walker
Look it up nigga im not spoonfeeding you everything
Gabriel Foster
Tekken season 3 just dropped, who wants to play?
Alexander Gomez
tour hour it's just shortened
Aiden Foster
Jap shit
Bentley Anderson
>look up my weebshit so that you can be up-to-date on all of the garbage that I reference as if everybody else already knows it
"No."
Elijah Ross
Cool story brah
Hunter Wilson
he's right tho
John Williams
TouHou? more like doo doo
Kayden Sullivan
Thinking about beer league
Grayson Lopez
I'm self-aware enough to know that if I were to start talking about some random shit that I know about but that a lot of other people don't -- like European politics, astronomical classifications, niche flight simulators, or the obscure shit that's going on with >my team's minor-league players -- I would have to provide some sort of background explanation of the subject in order to bring people up to speed.
It's the lack of self-awareness that really bothers me with the Islanders' weeb.
Blake Howard
NI
Jackson King
Based
Zachary Rivera
mate I just try my best to not be a fag here. I just care for my team
Jason Lewis
I agree, lad.
26 + 6 = 1
Leo Stewart
And it's a shame, too, because he's actually decent to talk to when he's not being socially retarded.
Wyatt Torres
i try my best at least. Still trying to better myself
John Nguyen
How are the Sharks and Canucks going to do this year?
Jonathan Bennett
why the fuck is a handegg and spicswing team allowed to share a field
Hunter White
>multipurpose stadiums
They still exist. Oakland is the worst one left and its easily the worst field in both baseball and football, but then again the rays field is just as bad
Christian Garcia
Started to wonder for a moment how that could even be possible, then thankfully remembered that I'm white and that I don't care about either sport.
Kevin Wright
>sitting down to wipe
explain yourself, /hawk/
Jack Gomez
How do you rate Jamie Benn, /hoc/?
Jose Ward
Oilers, will they be shit this year again?
Jason Turner
>standing up so torontos get smushed between your cheeks
what is wrong with you
Nolan Rogers
But I'm already sitting down?
Parker Carter
>worrying and caring about how other people wipe shit off their anus
thinking you're scat-gay user
Eli Nelson
It's okay user
William Robinson
my winnipegs are usually so clean i dont even have to wipe
Ayden Torres
but what if you dip your hand in pee and poo filled water while sitting?
Angel Robinson
a bunch of mongols camped out in the woods and swedes enslaved them
Mason Reyes
Thankfully I'm only slightly retarded
David Ortiz
>But I'm already sitting down?
>But
hehehehe
Josiah Cox
if i can't be finnish, then nobody can
Liam Cook
the guess who sucked the jets were lousy anyway
Liam Wright
finland isn't real user
Ethan Turner
Dylan Bailey
Delet this
Elijah Foster
they gon get ducked
Jaxon Davis
>babbys got dunked on by kappo
it's not fair bros
Jeremiah Walker
I'm actually very depressed.
Julian Thomas
wait til you see that nycfc plays at yankee stadium
John Johnson
applied for a local hs journalist position, gonna apply for the hs coaching positions tomo
probably won't get any of them but w/e
when is appchan coming to 4channel?
Tyler Williams
How well would the Kazakh national team do in the AHL?
Charles Hernandez
cheer up buddy
Justin Peterson
dead last probably
kazakhstan best stan however
Isaac Martinez
talk to someone you know, reach out, you're not a burden, it's okay to seek help user, you can even open here if you feel that real people won't listen, i for one will listen to you and help you like i can
Carter Miller
Dead last? I thought they'd be a bit better than that.
Alexander Turner
I just want my toilet to stop leaking. Spent the last several hours trying to fix it and apparently I'm retarded and it's still leaking everywhere so going to try some more tomorrow.
Thanks leafbro.
Ryder Hall
eh, gotta remember that ahl is full of almost nhlers, i think you'd be hard pressed to put them above bottom 3, but idk.
the seal busted?
Charles Richardson
does anybody else like to waste time looking at expensive hockey stuff on ebay
signed jerseys, game used sticks, vintage jackets/shirts, useless collectibles, etc.
have you bought anything cool?
Hudson Ward
Yah the flush valve gasket is worn to shit and leaks so the tank constantly empties and refills so bought a new assembly to replace it but like I said apparently I'm retarded so replaced the whole thing but now when I turn on the water it leaks everywhere so I fucked something up.
Sebastian Ramirez
I want to get one of those new buffalo jerseys but I can't think of a single player I would put on the back of it.
Julian Diaz
been feeling really BOILING lately for no reason but remember i havent fapped in a few days so i now i feel better, lads
Robert Rivera
HASEK
Andrew Evans
Still dealing with that hangover from Saturday
Eli Hernandez
Doesn't feel right.
Tyler Gray
IT SHOULD
Nolan Kelly
But it doesn't. He never won a cup with buffalo, I watched them lose in 99 when I was 11 years old and it just doesn't feel right. Maybe I'll just get eichel or maybe colin miller to be cheeky.
Justin Gray
Henry Harris
>He never won a cup with buffalo
lad, no player ever did
Zachary Roberts
can't believe he's still alive
Josiah White
i watched gary rewrite the rule for the sunbelt that year too
Joshua Brown
drink 500 ml of water and go to bed, if you wake up during the night, drink 500 ml, and so on, drink 500 ml every hour of the day
Adrian Foster
Sebastian Howard
sorry to just fuck your shit up
Dominic Lee
nah I'm good I just get down on myself sometimes, but things have gotten better little by little as long as I keep working at it
sabres are always gonna sabre though I'm used to that shit at least by now
Carter Johnson
drinking tea
Leo Gomez
if heasb win the cup in 2020, you can have the 2021 cup
Kevin Gomez
I think the worst is over. Just took another excedrin and downed it with a bottle of Big Win.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Oh he's more than alive
youtube.com
Jaxson Evans
Would love to stick it to the >laffs
Daniel Miller
god damnit lads i've been watching this for 10 minutes and can't stop laughing, i might be 12 youtube.com
Tyler James
Won't lie, I laughed.
Alexander Clark
kek'd heartedly
Ethan Jackson
>svetch was this close to a cutie
>she was smiling and happy
>this will never happen to you
it hurts bros...
Landon Bailey
goodnight lads, hope toilet user will fix it and that buffalo user will find a decent player for his jersey, à demain
Jace Ramirez
/hoc/ is not for hebephiles
Jonathan Price
Undoubtedly
Bentley Campbell
she's Asian you retard, probably 34 years old
Brandon Moore
terrible bait
Brayden Morales
I can't help it if I'm attracted to skinny girls with flat chests and no ass.
Lincoln Nguyen
No, but you can help how you act on it
Logan Collins
From now on I'll only jerk it to fat girls with big titties and huge asses.
Thanks sweden.
Xavier King
love hockey desu
Chase Rivera
Matthews looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm
Parker Cook
Hey guys, I’m back and I still haven’t reported my cousin
What are you going to do about it swedefag?
Alexander Carter
For me?
It has to be next years Calder Cup Champions, the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins, the best AHL team.
Dominic Morales
I know what I'm gonna do
Landon Collins
>asian teeth
British tier actually
Sebastian Diaz
That’s not the BAKERSFIELD CONDORS The next Calder cup champion
Justin Foster
Surprisingly low-tier shitpost from NZ
Noah Gray
Does anyone have that picture of Alexander Skarsgard and that chink girl looking at him in amazement
Isaac Smith
Not without Bulju, they aren't
Joseph Fisher
It hurts so bad not having Bulju on my team. No more bulju posting feels bad man
Luke Lopez
For me it's Moose asses
Lucas Sanders
>ed and his family are pedophiles
sounds about right, what else is there to do in edmonton?
Jordan Ross
Blake Martin
Mock McGaykid when he's with his family
John Walker
Wrong. I’m not in Edmonton
Joseph Edwards
Also, I’m not a pedo. My cousin is. And actually he’s a hebophile you cunt
Jackson King
Hudson Cox
level 34 for me lad
Jayden Ortiz
shan't be discouraged from supporting MY team
Michael Mitchell
LETS GO MOUN TIES
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Josiah Evans
good lad
Liam Carter
go raiders
Isaac Myers
If this post gets doubles I’ll report my cousin to the Mounties
Rolling
Colton Smith
I've never been to a raiders game even when they come to my city
Jaxon Peterson
When did the raiders ever play in Canada?
Also, which nfl teams have done exhibition games in Canada recently?
Cooper Watson
The Raiders played a preseason game there like a month ago. It was an absolute shitshow due to the failure of trying to change the field from CFL to NFL regulation, and they had to play on a shortened 80 yard field instead of 100 yards.
Brody Murphy
Interesting.
I think I’m the only person I know who actually prefers CFL over the NFL
GO ESKIMOS
David Roberts
Also, the absolute fucking state of the BC lions . They are literally Canada’s Clevend Browns
Jonathan Barnes
Speaking of the Browns, it was so nice that they got annihilated yesterday after the sports media were hyping them to the moon. The Patriots are going 21-0 this year easily though. Anyway, I'll stop talking about football.
How did everyone's young lads do during rookie scrimmages?
Luke Scott
>21-0
I'm an idiot, I meant 19-0. For some reason I was thinking there was 18 weeks, instead of 16.
Aaron Taylor
Evan Bouchard is looking good. I think he should be playing in the AHL though this year
Justin Wood
>football discussion
cringed
Gabriel Flores
Nolan Davis
Chinks are literally in awe of Aryans.
Gavin Morgan
can't sleep again
James Morgan
come play wow classic bud
Colton Powell
You say "Aryan", they think you're saying "Alien".
They think he's an extraterrestrial.
Eli Bennett
rph
Jaxson Thomas
Near end of thread reminder to wash your damn pucks!!!
Blake Morgan
N
Colton Powell
You know whats cool ?
Kaapo Kakko
Robert Stewart
they are or were about out of there..Alice
Kayden Robinson
>past week was comfy 50s and cloudy/rainy
>gonna be fucking 80 this week
seething right now desu lads, i woke up cuz it's too fucking hot out
Jason Foster
For me, it's Traktor Chelyabinsk.
Go memebears.
Michael Hill
pucks deep
Dylan Reyes
Isn't it 500 replies?
Xavier Martin
where the fuck is it??
Andrew Cook
>95359712
>95359712
Leo Campbell
got you covered lads
Liam Stewart
NEW/UUTISET
John Jenkins
no
Gabriel Wright
real new