>Former Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher was admitted to a Paris hospital for 'secret treatment' earlier on Monday, Le Parisien newspaper reported.
>The French newspaper said the former champion would undergo treatment based on stem-cell transfusion by French surgeon Philippe Menasche.
APOLOGIZE hes coming back to expose frauds
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>wakes up
>checks how ferrari is doing
>demands to be put on sleep again
ghoulish
>special treatment is euthanasia
:(
they gonna harvest his organs
Just in time to replace Bottas.
>(((Secret treatment)))
Let's """"treat"""" him until he runs out of his money.
they want to clone him
we can rebuild him
we have the technology
Why are you guys making a thread about this, just respect his privacy and grow up.
>implying back-to-back Ferrari wins didn't bring him back from the coma
haha look at this homo
Great, he'll be awake to see Hamilton break his record
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Leclerc brought him back to life
and be ready to take it back
Are they gonna put his mind into vettel's body?
they already put it into Leclerc
I thought most of his brain got damaged. Some bishop who visited him and who didn't give a fuck about the family's wish to keep his condition a secret told the media that he barely reacted to his presence.
ultimate unterhund move
That secret treatment? Euthanasia.
they don't do self driving cars in F1
Pretty sure French neurologists are what landed him in that vegetative state
Ferrariwinslol is inbound
vroom vroom vroom
An american camera did fatass
You know what they say, live fast, secretly die unconscious of brain trauma in a French hospital.
im pretty sure he's landing is what landed him in that vegetative state
Americans need to pay
>he believes celebrities deserve the right to basic human rights and to die with dignity
Bet you voted Remain too you pathetic cuck
WIE HEISST DIE MUTTER VON MICHAEL SCHUMACHER?
>Spend all your money to keep vegetable ''alive''
He was misdiagnosed and given the wrong treatment by state employed French (((doctors)))
What was your favourite moment from Schumacher's controversial F1 career?
Austrian GP 2002
Jerez 1997
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>That didn't work Michael, you've hit the wrong part of him my friend
Trying to kill Barrichello in Hungary.
They are putting him on that reputed concentrated fetus juice treatment.
>schedules to return in 2020
>he's actually unironically back
o shit
brain implant, they gonna use his son's brain to prevent any rejection
americans are so autistic, stay in that other thread fat faggot
When he humiliated Hill
Based. I hope it works.
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This is actually a body double in Paris. The real Schumi has been awake for the past 2 years and is training at secret ferrari facilities for a comeback.
Allow me to call this fake and gay. If there was a treatment that could heal him it would be in China, not in France
my guess is therapeutic handjobs
*blocks your path*
They’ll put his brain in a car like knight rider.
Best comeback since Lauda, based Schumi.
What do the Frenchies know?