/NFL/ General - Lamar Edition

EVERYONE GETTING HURT

broncos

rapist

*wins*

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Browns. Loyal with no expectations

Time for some BUST posting boys

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>reedit bay
CRINGE

Yeah cause there's only like 4 of em, 1 being a tripfag

fat

Based edition. Anyone got any webms of those elite throws Lamar was throwing yesterday?

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diabetic

Well shit. DT, Josh Gordon, Jakobi Meyers, Edelman, Antonio Brown, N'Keal Harry(back in week 8), and Philip Dorsett. This is just unfair at this point.

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*goes deep*

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>"I coached 13 years, and every year my first message to the team was, ‘We want to win the Super Bowl, yes, we want to be talented, but we have to be role models’," Dungy said. "These kids in our country look up to NFL players and coaches, and I really think this sent the wrong message."

OH NO NO NO
What is the biggest load of bullshit you have ever heard from an NFL talking head?

gotchu

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here bro. although i think i need to buy a new flag

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>his QB was forced to throw more than 11 times to win a game in the National Football League

wew, very very sad

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Fucking based
D Jax belongs in philly

Pig ben.

>thinking Brown will make it to week 8

At least that bust Harry wont force anyone promising off the roster

you retards are neither funny nor clever

wondering if I can get a (You) from the man Old Bay himself

*sees DJax going deep*

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>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE

If that was the case then NFL should give huge bonuses to players that don't beat their wives, engage in dogfighting, or force their way out of shitty franchises.

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here you go kid

Yo

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>mfw da Superb Owl is ours

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Pats. Always winning despite everyone seething.

>the America Bowl is finally happening
GET HYPE BROS

>Tom Brady and Drew Brees now have the exact same Career passer rating (97.7), and number of touchdowns passes (520).

neat

Bears can still win the division. Next four games are relatively easy and they get a bye before they face old man brees at home.

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Texans will win tonight right?

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Not if your QB dies

We'll see. If there is any organization with both the culture and structure to keep AB in line, its New England. If he can't succeed there, he won't succeed anywhere.
>calling Harry a bust
Why? He wasn't Injury prone in college, this is most likely a one off injury.

Just drive to the white trash part of Chesapeake, find the nearest dumpster and roll around in it. That'd equate to his autograph.

Brees gonna have every individual record and they're gonna stand for decades.

And he's never been league MVP.

You mean the Las Vegas Oakland Raiders of Los Angeles, right?

they have no secondary

>64 year old brody BARELY matched Based Brees
some """elite"""" there, hahahaha

Hey kid

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IF HE DIES HE DIES

How would you save the Giants Yea Forums?

I'm not worried about it, he wants to be on the Patriots unlike the Stoolers or the Gayders

ah yes, thats the trip i recognize, thanks champ

Brees has never been suspended for cheating.

Bench Eli, start Eli 2.0, give him an OL

release eli immediately for one

why did the jags trade for ayyyy lamo dobbs when they could have had bortles back?

Blow it all up, and hope that Daniel Jones is a QB you can build around.

The OL is fine

Nah, but one of his coaches has.

>people are asking for "yous" from old b*y

where did it all go so wrong bros?

reporting in

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That should tell you the level of QB talent we've been blessed to have this century.

Jones will be amazing just try and build your line and draft players in your secondary

score more points than the opposing team each week

relocate them to Mexico City and rename them the Giantos

Is Josh dobbs (alien) going to start with the Jasg now that Foles is dead

Don't count on it

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Which NFC North team has the only loss in the division? I'm forgetting. Any help in finding this answer would be appreciated!

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This
Last weeks game was an outlier on offense

it unironically bothers me when people refer to the patriots as pats

which team will lose embarrassingly to the fins this season?

It's funny how badly the NFL needs the pats

pats next week

1/2 the team is asking to be traded after week 1, there is a 90% chance they go 0-16

Chargers

Not a single Saints coach has been suspended for cheating

If Dungy was as good of a father as he was as a coach maybe his gay son wouldn't have put a bullet in his own head

>hurr I'm da komedy police

How are we gonna sign him boys and is Alexander getting released after this season even though he's been one of the best nickel defenders the over the last two years

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y use many letters when few do trick?

How long will Brady be suspended?

*blocks your path*

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Release shitli

this unironically
You never know which team is the best because they all play like idiots every other week.

all 2nd year qbs finna bust

Los Gigantes you monolingual autist

How much do you want to bet BB ends up trading Brown at the deadline?

>New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton was suspended without pay for the 2012 season by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, and former Saints defensive coordinator Gregg Williams was banned indefinitely over the team's bounty program that targeted opposing players.

based

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It already happened. And the Eagles won.

Not cheating.

Get real

Isn't that nickname for all the huge tits in Mexico?

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football season Yea Forums is literally the only reason I still come on this website

Cringe

>deflating balls is cheating
>deliberately trying to severely injure players not cheating
okay then

Brown signed basically the same contract that Revis did.

Brown is winning an owl with the Patriots this season and then getting a huge contract somewhere next season. Get over it

>posting on Yea Forums instead of rebuilding your home

Did Dorian Johnson rough up your city?

>your football following the laws of physics is worse than bountygate

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>tfw he signs with the Jets

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It can is some context but most people use tetas (tits) or chichis for bewbs. On that note, can anybody tell me what the breast of a real gril feel like?

>Hak Presscock

BB is so focused on taking away what the opposing team does well he has no idea how to beat a team that does nothing well.

You may not want to hear this NFL, but there is only one team in the whole league built to stop the NE patriots this year and its the San Francisco 49ers. I'm not saying they will be in the super bowl but if they aren't NE is winning hands down. The 49ers are the only team with enough D Line talent to make Brady uncomfortable and they're the only team that combines that with rangey fast LBs to cover short and medium routes plus a deep and versatile safety group and elite outside corner play. There's only one my friends. Only one.

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So how many prime time games do the browns actually play before they get flexed out in favor of real teams?

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Everything still hurts but im use to it

why the fuck have we not bring in a new kickers and vets at corner and pass rushers already

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40whiners will be lucky to finish .500

the 49ers on paper have the most forgettable roseter in the nfl besides kittle

quit doing drugs kid

She either has a puffy vagina or a tucked dick.

Either way she looks like she smells like chili lolipops, disgusting thot.

Jest need 2 or 3 more top 5 draft picks to complete their rebuild. No clue why they bothered signing bell

even better:
>playing in the cold is cheating
>deliberately trying to severely injure players not cheating

because this team is ran by idiots. desu, if mosley is back for next week and vedvik actually learns what a kick is (or god forbid we let cody parkey kick), then there can be redemption. Again, I just want to see this team improve instead of being 4-12 again. Ironically gase wants this team to turn it around, where I was expecting him to pull a mickey callaway scenario of being lax on that

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yeah but you would actually have to score a point in order to beat them and their defense is way better than yours.

Adam Gase is the worst coach in the NFL

The Patriots have gone 6-0 both straight-up and ATS when favored by 14 or more. Historically they won't be losing.

>Pats get their meme loss to Miami out of the way early

Eh, that'd be fine.

>worst coach in the NFL
Compared to todd bowels?

See:

what a terrible get

anyone else get a weird vibe from people that go to pats home games?
it's real sheeple like vibes

Uh, sorry you guys cant have an elite franchise lager like Heineken. Feel free to suck up those Coronas and Modelos though.

what else do you expect from micks?

No, I get a weirder vibe going from Wrigleyville to Boystown.

>bostonians
>people

Do it again bomber Dzhokhar.

Patriots confirmed to completely blow the Dolphins out next sunday, as shown by their historical record when favored by 14 points or more.

Absolutely seething

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This is the Dolphins schedule. Which games do you think are winnable for them?

>inb4 le Pats meme win
Tired.

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Cowboys

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Tyreek Hill should not be in the NFL beatin on children and pregnant women like a fucking animal

Kind of hope my Patriots lose to the Phins this week to bring the whole team back to earth, especially for AB's debut.

>pat fans
>"people"

lel

All the people with decent seats are yuppy boomers who spent 2 hours getting there and know they will be in their car for 6 hours after the game

mack alexander?
we dont. hes not that good. I like him a lot but he's barely performing.
>nickel defender

I mean he's above average but we got 3 more guys on the roster that could take his place.
then again I'd rather keep alexander than waynes at this point.
hughes>alexander
please dont encourage this.
the fact we have some old boomer faggot who thinks its the 1960s and you can win games with "smashmouth" football with "hogs" on the D line and a "run first" offense.
Im glad we are developing a run game.
but please dont endorse boomer delusion. all the old dinosaurs need to die. zimmer is wade phillips not bill parcels.

>not wanting 19-0
Are you even a pats fan?
Belichick brings them back to earth every moment I'm sure

last digit of my post is how many week ab is on the patriots till he is run out of town for fucking Gisele in front of tom

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half of the team is trying to leave user. it'll be surprising if they win anything.

I'd prefer 18-1 with a superbowl win desu

it would make Yea Forums seethe more

God I wish that cat was me.

on paper, are the steeler's supposed to be good defensively? i didn't watch last night's game, so i'm not gonna judge them.

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there is not a single good poster in this thread besides me.

>green gay
>gaysconsin
>gayron gaydgers

kek lol oh no!

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Yes. But they stick to their zone d meme, and get blown the fuck out whenever they play Brady since he picks that shit a part.

Just because the Pats are a well run machine and not some dumpster fire like plenty of other teams in the NFL doesn't mean there was foul play. If any other team signed AB as fast, this conspiracy theory wouldn't exist

So who gets Tua?

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>there are no "bad" posters in the /NFL/ general

raiders

Now there's two

Fins and he is going to be a bust.

You will see.
It will be an ugly game no doubt but our defense is certainly head and shoulders more talented than the patriots, Bill Belichick's master mind is the best part of that defense.

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now theres three

based.

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>Nick Saban fails as coach for Miami
>Tua fails as player for Miami

Pottery.

>Steelers

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is kristine the most perfect sports slut?
youtube.com/watch?v=HjBUDDGLkIM

Ready for my chargers to do well up until the dolphins, where they spectacularly give the dolphins their allocated win of the season

>inviting crazy concussed niggers into your home
just stay at a hilton

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>three.
>trips.
you alright, white fellow.

why did Colin drop her from his show? I like Joy and all, but Kristine is sexier

Brady literally has homes inside of his home

are the colts going to cut adam vinaterri

Life is suffering
Go Raiders

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It was Giselle's idea I'm sure.

he mentioned on WEEI this morning that literally any one of his teammates is welcome to stay with him

if they care about winning they will

AB

Kek

I don't know if it's a blessing to tell you I saw the Raiders win their last two Super Bowls or if it's a curse because I'm over 40 years old.

you know what that means...

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Brady does steroids

>Kansas City Chiefs place Tyreek Hill on Injured Reserve

he probably got tired of having a constant leaking hardon in his pants. joy is sexy, but not kristine sexy - especially when lavar ball made he cry lol

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>its real

Ouch. He can still come back in week 8 or something, right?

>when crazy uncle tony won't move out after getting cut

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>T-Tyreek isn't injured COPE SEETHE retard!!!
Don't doubt the king next time, serfs

Kidbeater getting what he deserves

NFL passer rating leaders through Sunday's game:

1. Lamar Jackson, Baltimore Ravens (158.3)
1. Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys (158.3)
3 Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs (143.2)
4. Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks (134.6)
5. Marcus Mariota, Tennessee Titans (133.3)
6. Tom Brady, New England Patriots (124.9)
7. Gardner Minshew, Jacksonville Jaguars (122.5)
8. Philip Rivers, Los Angeles Chargers (121.9)
9. Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagles (121.0)
10. Jacoby Brissett, Indianapolis Colts (120.7)
11. Case Keenum, Washington Redskins (117.6)
12. Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions (110.0)
13. Andy Dalton, Cincinnati Bengals (106.5)
14. Eli Manning, New York Giants (95.5)
15. Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers (91.4)
16. Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons (85.8)
17. Sam Darnold, New York Jets (84.9)
18. Jimmy Garoppolo, San Francisco 49ers (80.2)
19. Kyler Murray, Arizona Cardinals (75.2)
20. Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers (72.1)
21. Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills (71.2)
22. Jared Goff, Los Angeles Rams (69.0)
23. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Miami Dolphins (66.0)
24. Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers (65.6)
25. Baker Mayfield, Cleveland Browns (64.0)
26. Mitchell Trubisky, Chicago Bears (62.1)
27. Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay Buccaneers (45.4)

do u mind if i save this?

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Baker was supposed to be the chosen one!

>He beats his kid so hard he breaks their arm
>He gets his arm broke in the first game of the season

>WHO CAN STOP US BROS???

You see Brady's interview on the field after the game. For a man who just won he looked pretty sad when he said something like "I just want to say hi to my wife since she didn't come to the game today"
Also looks like Brown wasn't in the owners box.

>reddit bay

He's not happy unless they score a touchdown on every drive

>“He’s a first- and second-down back,” Gruden said. “So is Derrius. So, really, what do we have? About 20 first downs a game. Probably eight of those are passes, 12 of those might be runs, and Derrius can handle those 12. So if we have a game where we think we can run the ball 55 times in a game in an I-formation, then sure, I’ll get him up.”
The absolute state of Adrian Peterson

i would not want to play against bill in fucking paintball. fucker probably has his guys all deployed like SEALS or SFODD, just killzones everywhere and overlapping overwatch with units making counter assaults

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>Report: NFL doesn’t plan to investigate Antonio Brown’s behavior, Patriots signing
reddit seething

He's not happy when AB is giving his wife the first pleasurable sex she has had in years

rapist fat diabetic pig ben

ironically enough he busted Guice's non-ACL tear knee by rushing him into the starting lineup on Sunday. very high IQ

AB probably fucked Giselle last night

GETTING FUCKING MERC'D BY BB

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Is Jameis really that bad?

>Brown wasn't in the owners box
Yo that's racist B, AB aint no slave cracks, gotta be free nigga gotta hit that payday business is boomin nigga

>tfwdbwdso

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Jay Gruden's mouth and brain are rarely connected.

Championship game predictions
NE vs BAL
GB vs NO

Can you fathom being an NFL fan and NOT hating the Patriots, Steelers and Cowboys all at the same time? Why would you even watch?

Almost time Texans bros.

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100%. He should be flipping burgers by now

>not being a fan of all three of those teams at the same time
Must feel pretty bad famalam

Bills. And that's the end of this discussion.

The funny thing is after this season when jameis is a free agent some other team will start him. I should be a GM

Kiwi, is that you

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>all those 90+
everyone's elite now

M I N S H E W

Just fucking remove the Gnats and Shitskins from the NFC East already, they're tainting the division

>top 5 are black
Impossibru

Don't believe the hype. It was the phins. The tape is in. This nigga finna get dabbed on by the entire league the rest of the season. Facts.

90 is no longer really the barometer for eliteness, passing is just too easy nowadays. 100+ is a better indicator.

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>pats are capable of mindbreaking people

based as fuck

>green gay

heebie jeebies!

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For one week, Mariota is elite

My dad is a lifelong raider fan so I've heard all about it. The 2016 season is the only winning season I really remember. I was at the game when Carr broke his leg. I've never heard a stadium that quiet before

Detroit's tie is more embarrassing than the Bears loss considering the circumstances tbqfh. Rodgers was at least elite at one point in his career, Murray doesn't even have one in earnest yet. That game wasn't close until the final minutes either.

can the saints lose tonight so the whole division is 0-1?

>dominant offensive line
>zero pressure
>multiple receivers wide open
>throw checkdown

only one man on earth could possibly do this

They invented salary caps specifically so teams couldn't get this stacked. How do they do it boys?

when will we see NE not on top?

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>the tape

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Drew Brees?

Never. Belikek is why they're great, not Brady.

>retards STILL haven't figured out the real mastermind behind the AB to the Patriots plot

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leave NE to me

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Smeff? Carr?

Goddamn, dude.

We get to see him play tonight.

>hating the whitest team in the NFL
I bet you'd let niggers fuck your gf if you had one.

Muttholms is next

Because the cap doesn't make parity. Its just a way to depress market value for salaries.

2007 brady going into the future to achieve 16-0 in 2019

Savage

Carr?

Vikings to win the North don't @ me, Rodgers is washed and everyone else sucks

I agree with you but heres your @

Tell me the last time Belikek went to playoffs without Brady

84 million dollar man

This. The Steelers burned James Harrison so badly he suited up for his former team's own worst enemy just to spite them.

>Giants drafted 2007 Eli
lads...

Chiefs

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These fucking retards produce more on accident than the rest of the league does on purpose. Smh.

James Harrison played for New England AND Cincy.

**only had to throw 10 times to win in crushing, dominating fashion

Non-Pats fans won’t like this, but at the end of the day, Hanlon’s Razor is in full effect here. Belichick pounced on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity (the league’s best receiver on a prove-it deal). Rosenhaus wanted the absolute best situation for his client (defending champions with a zero-tolerance coach). Brown realized why the Steelers sent him to Oakland to begin with and wanted out by any means necessary. The three are connected, but not necessarily connected. Their interests naturally aligned, but the case for tampering currently isn’t strong enough.

I think Regan was in office

Josh Gordon was a weed addict suspended a gorillion times, AB is a nutcase who may work out may not, the rest are nothing special.
The pats competitive advantage comes from 3 things:
>cheating
>having championship pedigree that gets vets to sign min contracts in the hopes of finally getting a ring
>somehow getting the best out of cte nutjobs the league has given up on
My guess is Belichick has some innate talent at bringing pitbull-Americans to heel.

Legendary bengal LB

Is Kyler elite?

Bears are taking it. Not even memeing.

The Kansas city chiefs shall be winning the super bowl

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youtube.com/watch?v=6B1TbxJSvf4

based deebo

>buncoes raidurrs kickoff 10:30 est

Who let this happen

he's ok

>gissellewithblackmen.jpg

be real you know the superbowl is gonna be the fucking patriots and saints. why do we even bother with this shit sport

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Yet NFL stars make more than their counterparts in soccer where there is no cap and a global following in the billions. $15m is considered an enormous salary in soccer, almost unheard of except at the top 5 or 6 teams.

just like last year right? just like 2011, right?

Not so fast

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>le ebin cuck meme

Go back to sportsnation

I'm bored at work so I went through and plotted the number of QBs with a rating of at least 90 in each of the past 40 seasons. Here you go.

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Did we ever find out why this faggot benched Malcolm Butler for the superbowl a couple years ago? Is it still a mystery?

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>The Cleveland Browns have activated Al Monds from NFI list

nice

butler is a scrub that made one lucky play in a superbowl

>expecting yuropoors to make money
Lmfao. But seriously its very different because there are more very skilled soccer players available by a wide margin so the excess supply drives demand down.

kek

The Ravens are not that good. And neither are the Packers.

tuck rule and gimping defenses

>reddit

lads i literally can't stop seething at the eagles

Well well well, I wonder what happened to all those comedians that were saying “LOL PAY DAK COWKEKS”

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Just decided to start watching football this season. Which is the best team for a shitposter like me to support? Not Patriots or Eagles, as my buddies support those teams and I want a team of my own.

>green gay
>gayron gaydgers

jinkies!

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Unless the Jets >jest they're going 0-16

APOLOGIZE

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NE vs HOU
PHI vs LAR

Cope harder loser

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>vikings are gonna win the NFCN by throwing single digit pass attempts

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Bills

>tfw no golden forest sage bum to grab whenever you want

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youtube.com/watch?v=hBgM1CY03mw

Sorry bro not even Mack can save that dumpster fire offense, especially not against Minnesota's defense

Daily Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=IvX77oAQI7c

>reddit bay

Aren’t they losers? I was thinking Cowboys, Browns (but maybe not after that embarrassing loss), Bears or Cardinals

84 million dollars

>cheating
SEETH

Maybe Cleveland, and thats it.

WE
DEM
VHS
BOYYYZZZZ

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did you see what butler did the following year on his new team?

Out of those id pick the Bears. You cant shitpost as a Cardinals or a Browns fan, and the Cowboys have enough shitposting.

Yeah, but you're a leaf and it's all you deserve.

>old baby

kyler murray is a bust

You suck horse cock. Leave the internet forever.

bond villain /fa/ brady is the best brady

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A bust who won his first start despite being unable to throw over his linemen.

Belishit threw the owl to spite Brady

Yep

Maybe, but he's not more of a bust than Stafford

points. lots of points.

>old gay

does this fucker not look like he has a plan to hijack a weaponized satellite and destroy london?

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When I started watching football I was really close to being a raiders fan. Thank god I chose a different team...

what's that body type called?

>won his first start
um sweetie...

Right here senpai
Raiders till the casket drops

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This is the iconic Pittsburgh sandwich known as the "#7 Roethlisburger". Would you eat one?

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>won his first start
oof

Seems like a cool guy, but holy fuck he speaks like a 8 year old autistic kid.

Merge with the Jets.

femboy/trap and hourglass are two types shown

needs more meat

looks like ya mutha

>florida team playing outdoors in northern ohio late november
>directly off lake erie
It's going to be cold, might even be snowing.

I'd try it

>destroy london?

Absolutely based. That pisshole is overdue for a hydrogen bombing

that was the key to beating the pats all along, it's why Eli was unbeatable in the owl. Bill simply didnt understand what made him elite.

what does winning a superbowl feel like......

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week 5, 8, 9 and 10
If the Jaguars overhyped shit defense almost brought Mutthomes down, one of those weeks he's probably going to get mangled

Is that a hoagie and a Philly cheese steak rolled into one? Has God finally abandoned us?

so THIS is why hes so fat...

1, 2 , 3 , 4 , FIVE bowls my guy

Brady cares more about rings than the welfare of his family. This makes me sad.

BALEEDAT
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He looks like a toned down elton john

>waiting until the Jaguars officially move there to do it
And he comes out looking like a hero, no less.

I should be asking you that question

Maybe Brady wants someone else kissing his kids on the lips.

Who here guaranteed to be 2-0?

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Your talking to a zoomer who has seen endless suffering and a few miracle playoff wins. I wish I saw them win in '69

Mr. Brown has not desecrated his body there for he can enter the kingdom

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i mean if you're a bond villain you need to take out london and mi6, not bond himself though. you have to capture him and slowly kill him without watching while he kills some fat dummy security guard and escapes

How many since the invention of the DVD?
(pro-tip: it's literally zero)

>I don't like the fact that the Patriots got to do this, but I would certainly be open to my team doing this.

do kickers work out like normal players?

WE DEM SOIS

>Mfw yesterday already confirmed that once again >we only have one true opponent in the division
>Mfw I remember that their QB is Jared Goof

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>100 season of the NFL
>Brady could make his 10th SB appearance

this motehrfucker is really gonna be in 10% of all SB ever played isnt he ? how is this even physically possible...

lol hell no

It's not because as the roman numerals indicate, we are far from the 100th Owl. The NFL existed long before the Owl did.

why does vinatieri suck bros

Do you remember just a few short months ago when people (a LOT of people) were saying the Browns were not only going to win the AFC north but be legit SB contenders? I remember that. That was funny.

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Drew Brees is _______

ugly

oh yeah you are right, I am a fucking brainlet

it's just sad to see, I know Browns fans have been smug but I hope they can atleast reach the playofffs

old

>owners box
yeah, that term is problematic. You're cancelled.

Theyre gonna regroup after this fluke game and really turn things around. Theyre gonna be a much better team in the next game.

>all these boomers seething about AB to the Pats

"bawwww he disrespected the game, he shouldn't be rewarded for bad behavior!"

Brees kind of fell apart over the last quarter of 2018. Do you think he's washed? What if he comes out and looks awful tonight, like Favre did in his last season before retiring?

HE'S A LOSER

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a family man who hates the gays.

not counting this season he's played in 16% of all superbowls

imagine getting torched by the bungles & thinking your going anywhere kek

>tyreek ded
>muttholms on one leg

Kek just give us the owl already ffs

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not yet

thanks :x. Wanna see my trap pics?

The Steelers are paying AB $21M in 2019...the Patriots are paying their entire WR corps, including AB, $24M in 2019

That Owl would've been kino as fuck though. Im not even a fan of either team but fuck the NFL for sending Goof's flukey ass to the Superb Owl instead of the championship we deserved. Unfortunately itll probably be some other lopsided game like Falcons-Pats or Packers-Chiefs or some other shit literally nobody will predict.

Nervous?

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Hes like a more gay Mick jager

He's too old and too Christian to win anymore

Based

deoin alluded to knowing why it happened. wasn't specific but he just said "wrong time to punish a player" and left it at that.

Who fucking cares? A win is a win and the Hawks usually start slow

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So he will be in 20% of Super Bowls ever played

>beat Chiefs on the road without Josh Gordon and Antonio Brown
>will somehow lose to the Chiefs at home this season

lol

What a wobbler. Looks like a throw Peyton made during his last year. Iggles got 10 years of this to go.

is the inspiration for a really shitty burger at a really shitty burger place at Purdue.

>there's fucking peanutbutter on it, Guy took one bite and almost puked. West Lafayette declared non-flavor town.

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Nope ;)

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You have my permission to commence SEETHING

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The chiefs will beat the Patriots in Gillette

not willingly...

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Go Raiders

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No, they kick

The chiefs will win the super bowl

Short

Patrick Mahomes will throw for 8000 yards and 80 touchdowns

Someone better teach Weddle how to blade better or he'll break kayfabe.

I'm honestly super glad Lamarr Jackson did great yesterday, because this means they'll just keep him longer. Everyone knows they're not winning shit with that dude lmao

>old gay

Kek

you should care about your secondary, making andy fucking dalton look like an MVP candidate

and you think you have a chance to take the NFCW from the Rams this season? lol

>making andy fucking dalton look like an MVP candidate
...Which he was back in 2015

Is it true Tom “cuck” Brady offered AB to stay at home with him and be Gisele’s BULL?

Gotta be the Bills. Bills owl 2020.

the Rams let the Panthers get right back into that game, the rams have regressed in every way possible

Are you ready for your blessings?

Are you ready for your miracle?
TYBC

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Steelers should have their lombardis revoked & confiscated after that game last night.

You will be obliterated this week and next week

>reddit bay

Saints because you both live in wastelands

After he blocked me on twatter, no.

Is there a bigger meme than jj watt?

>a gorillion individual awards
>0 (zero) conference final appearances
>charity work to look like le lovable superstar
>constantly on IR
>secretly a total beta

Geez. Did Ben fuck this guys wife or something? Talk about seething.

Get rid of the tomato and yes. Looks dank.

lol how the fuck did that happen?

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LMAO Pete will coach the secondary up like he does every year, FS is the only position I worry about anyways. Also, the front seven looks absolutely stacked and should take pressure away from the secondary. Nobody knew how the new Bungals offense would look and Pete actually said after the game that they were willing to give up yards and play prevent D

Yeah he was gonna stay at your sister's place but there's already 12 niggers living there

Are the Ravens the biggest frauds in the league right now?

You beat the faguars whose only saving grace was their secondary. I have my doubts the Chiefs are as good as the Jags made them look. I think the Jag secondary has lost a step more than Mahones has gained one.

Carr is sensitive. He blocks reporters on twitter who criticize him.

>not knowing about el presador

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I sent him a video of his leg breaking.

Who was mores embarrassing yesterday, murray or memefield?

not sure about the Hawk but none of the Rams starters played in preseason and still were servicable. also Panthers>>Bungles, especially without AJ Green. lol your delusional. You would have lost that game(at home mind you) had AJ been there. just thank your lucky stars you'll go 8-8 and wont be too embarrassing

This is a cope

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>won
I'm not sure that word means what you think it means.

based

Carr is a bitch, but I blocked that PFT faggot too. All he does is whinge, whinge, and whinge over absolute bollocks.

Raiders chads represent

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>letting the bungles torch you without AJ
>implying the bungles are better than the panthers
>needing a miracle to save you at home
enjoy being swept for another year

NFL Europe

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I was with you until you said bollocks. Fuck off fag.

did he get his tattoo revised?

You afraid of testicles, bro? They're just balls, why are you so scared of em?

>Andy Dalton fumbling the ball with 20 seconds on the clock is a miracle now
I also never said anything about the Panthers but I will say that Dalton looked much better than Cam yesterday. Quicker release and more accurate

So...is it your contention that bad behavior SHOULD be rewarded? That seems odd.

Norf, simple as

pats
chiefs
texans
ravens
steelers WC
Bills WC

packers
saints
rams
eagles
cowboys WC
panthers or vikings WC

look into your hearts. its already written. we just have to wait for it to happen.

Dolton's always had a quicker release and has been more accurate than cam.

we are sending our finest
which team will he grace with his presence next?

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>you will not be in the Superdome tonight to listen to the boos as the referees come onto the field for the coin toss

why live?

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Based.

>reddit bay

You're a bigger meme, t.bh

Sit down and stay humble, Baker

loser

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Will the Saints go full-martyr tonight and nail Tommylee Lewis to a cross at halftime to commemorate their 2018 season? It was their turn, after all.

Lowest career interception rate for QBs with 500+ pass attempts ALL-TIME
>b-but he doesn’t throw le big meme dragons!
Quick throws and moving the chains are the future. This man will be elite by the end of the season.

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Imagine being so butthurt that you spend the rest of your life in prison over a free agent acquisition

These are the kinds of retards that post "18-1" in Patriots threads

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>flag
Why?

I want Winovich!

AFC championship is the real owl

>patriots fans have such a persecution complex that they’re willing to go to jail to falseflag a threat on their team
Yikes

Rams looked like shit for half that game too. NFCW is wide open this year

The black TB12

They should sign that soccer cunt

there will literally never be a dynasty like this again. so many things had to go right for this to work.

>have the best DC of all time as your head coach/GM
>said HC lives and breathes football
>is able to run organisation like the military because his superstar QB is extremely coachable which forces ever other player to fall in line
>offense is taken care of by your elite-tier OC and your GOAT QB who always basically doubles as an OC
>said QB takes less than market value for well over a decade which also forces all other players except for maybe one or two to be paid well under market value
>said QB is the single hardest working player in the league
>takes impeccable care of his diet and training
>is also the clutchest player to ever play
>team plays in not the most competitive division (although they would roll any other division whether you think so or not)
>have the best OL coach in history

what else am i missing?

Tyreek looks like a live action ninja turtle from the late 80s/early 90s movies

proof belichick considered this another preseason game

>yfw the 7-9 giants defeat the 16-0 patriots in owl 54

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based

>they're the whitest team in the league

I think this one is probably the most important

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>What else am I missing?

Cheating at every opportunity and getting away with it most of the time.

didn't toby used to call into the Kirk and Callahan show all the time?

and yet Cam has been to the owl and dalton's always two steps away from being out of the league. Rams played like dogshit(Goff had a 69 QBR for fucks sake, and Special teams were equally horrible) and still beat a better team handily on their home field, meanwhile seahawks have to excel just to stay in the game against a perennial losing team without their no.1 and a new unproven HC. Seems like a massive case of cope to me
see you week 8 when your 2-5

Bros I have never had sex before

Bill is probably one of the best leaders/managers in sports and just in general. To be able to get a wide variety of players to buy in over nearly two decades along with being able to delegate and use his coordinators/assistants well is pretty phenomenal from a management point of view.

btw I'm gay if that matters

youtube.com/watch?v=gpOl3w82EFI

I'm considering making a Kansas city chiefs general

How bad would the NFC have to be in order for a 7-9 team to make the playoffs?

As bad as it was in 2010 and 2015

Mutthomes is starting to believe his own hype. He missed a for sure TD to a wide open guy in the end zone because he was flexing with that "no look" throw bullshit. Belichick would have benched him for that nonsense.

>even dorsett is beating double coverage
this season is gonna be a slaughter, isn't it?

>Hawks play this absolute trash team next week
Can't wait to be 2-0 to start the season, lads

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The weak should fear the strong

>Brady can't throw deep anymo-

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*2010 and 2014

probably sneak in as the 6th wc spot if everyone sucks lol

>paying Goof more guaranteed money than Wilson
>thinking he will win you anything

The Kansas city chiefs are currently the best team in the NFL

LaMeme finna boutta get dabbed on the rest of the season. Cap this.

disgusting camera angle

BROWNS WIN THE SUPERB OWL! BROWNS WIN THE SUPERB OWL!!!!!

It looks like it's an "AFC North is a tallest midget competition this season" episode.

>black humor

>that floating snap

>launching a 50 yard bomb aged 42

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Not even in Paul Brown's dreams.

Have fun

Sammy Watkins

WR was so fucking open a highschooler could make that unironically

Paul Brown would not like the Cleveland Browns to win the bowl

kek

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Lashawn McCoy

mike tomlin last year in pittsburg if he doesnt make the playoffs?

he slotted one into the mitt of josh gordon under triple coverage that game

me on the left

Vikings fans strut around like they’ve won six owls. How many have they actually won?

this is a 42 year old man though

I reject the name of that restaurant. You can name a place either Triple X or XXX, but not Triple XXX. It just doesn't work.

The camera angle is good. What's wrong with showing more of the field?

>Brady can't throw an accurate deep ba-

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-ll have sex

when i was at school there i started a petition to tear it down and put a white castle there and i got death threats

That's what the Bungles were for.

>lucky catch that should have been picked off
>wobbly the whole way

I think Tomlin is safe. Easier to blame Pig Pen and the aging players plus loss of Superstars. If Tomlin continues to fail with newer players, then they turn on him.

Go to the dentist

Whatever was going on with his planting leg/knee/ankle from last season seems to have healed up, he was really launching some bombs last night. No clue what the hell is going on with the center just tossing those balls back to Brady, someone needs to teach him how to snap so the ball doesn't take 2 seconds to reach Brady.

...with an incel

NEW

dilate

Since nobody else did, I got to >check my own post and will also say that trips confirm that Hawks win against the Stoolers in Shitsburgh next week

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Cam's also coming off of a major injury to his throwing arm, which hasn't been "right" since 2016. It might take a game or two for him to get back in a rhythm i-game scenarios.

Collegefags cling to their glory days like a security blankey. It's laughable

>I think Tomlin is safe
Congratulations on being as retarded as the Rooneys.

what number with ab wear on the pats?

If the Rooneys still have any sense, yeah. I wouldn't even want him unless they make it to the AFC championship this year, considering he has the best QB in franchise history and consistently underachieved throughout his entire career.

Dorsett was already getting separation downfield too. Also
>Brady "blocking"
kek

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enjoy these next two months at your HVAC job because soon your dick is going to freeze off fixing my heating system if it breaks

>Vince Williams
>A plodding short run-stopping middle linebacker
>Covering Josh Gordon in the slot

It boggles my mind that the steelers defense is this badly coordinated. I saw Dupree covering Edelman in the slot too one time and knew it would be an immediate catch for a big gain, and it was. How did they ever think that was going to work?

There was a defensive player jumping up in the lane so he couldn't hit it anyway

Memefield by virtue of him being a cocky faggot manziel 2.0

Giselle's about to find that out.

Aaron Hernandez spent the rest of his life in prison over nothing.

go home and get your toothbrush

r/seahawks still being delusional as ever

>hurr we let andy put up 400yds cause we playing rope a dope

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be honest with me guys, has the steelers ever recovered from tim tebow beating them in the playoffs?

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Tomlin's last year should have been 10 years ago. The Steelers' success has been IN SPITE of him, not because of it. He so much wants to be one of the "homies", he forgets that a championship team is built on structure and discipline. He has neither. He's the anti-bellichick. But they call him a "players coach" because he does all the cool jive turkey hand shakes with them. With the stacked teams he's been handed in Pittsburgh, he should have about 5 rings. He's terrible. But the Rooneys are all in with the le black coach meme. Sad.

Someone post the webm where he tried to trip Jacoby.