Israel vs Slovenia Euro Qualifiers

(((prekršek))) v napadu

Realistically, what are the chances of qualification for both these teams?

I would say around 20% for the one that wins today and 10% of the loser. It mostly depends on Austria and if they slip. No more 3rd place that leads into extra qualifications this year sadly

thumbs up

When did Austria stop being trash

when ex-yu refugee kids grew up

it's sLOVEnia for me

comfiest country I've ever been to

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They are still trash lmao, just less trash than the rest of the shitters in the group besides Poland. Quality wise Austria isn't all that much better than Slovenia or Israel, but they are more consistent

Oy vey

well well well

Hello there ally! May I interest you in some stock opportunities?

we mistakenly watched a slovakia match

been wondering, do heebs also use the word habibi or is that only arabs?

Reminder.

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we use 'habibi' (with extra hhh sound) when speaking to arabs

well it's monday...

Israel will prevail

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There is a lack of halftime (((slags))) in this thread

ISRAEL 1-1 SLOVENIA

GOAL
GOALL
GOALLL
GOALLLL

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choking on the ashes

what did hie mean by that?

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Interesting cuz I know a lot of hebrew slang is actually taken from arabic
Do these girls who serve in the army actually pick up any combat skills or do they just go and pose in their uniforms for a year

>game is 1 bong
Are you referring to this English ref?

ahh we switched into full choke mode after equaliser

ISRAEL 2-1 SLOVENIA

GOAL
GOALL
GOALLL
GOALLLL
GOALLLLL
GOALLLLLL

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Yes. I want finland and israel in euro
Cant wait to watch Portugal rape them

9

lel, more luck than skill

THIS IS THE GAME LADS

even female Israeli soldiers actually get to fire their rifles every once in a while in order
to be eligible for base guarding duties

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are you sure?

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well in those countries (mine included) everyone is forced to serve in the military for a certain amount of time, and in my country, they'll just fucking stop you in the middle of the street and ask you for the certificate you get after serving. if you don't have it, they'll ship you off immediately without even the opportunity to at least pack your things. you won't necessarily be in the armed forces, maybe they'll just make you do odd-jobs around the base or something. there's bound to be people that don't take it seriously because frankly, it's bullshit

serving in the Israeli military, the IDF has its own glory and people actually celebrate the weekend before their enlistement, boys and girls

here it's like a privilege to serve, like, even for girls

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How are the training academies in Israel? I’m surprised you don’t have better players with all that money

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>2013-2014 Portugal
Thats was the worst period of portugal national team. dont forget the 4-0 in world cup 2014 against germany and the 2-2 draw against USA. The coach was fired months after
Since fernando santos, Portugal has been consistent and having good results

look at this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=Htb-AHY-0I4

toplel
and you had 3 Real Madrid players including Ronaldo + 1 ManUtd's Nani

we had none from both

well, tbqf, beaches and parties take a huge part in israeli soccer culture, thanks to big ass salaries and them extended summers

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i just heard a yell from outside, what happened?

bicycle kick by slovenia

a 37 second clip that accurately sums up Portugal's qualifiers before Nando

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This was a surprisingly good game tbqh
Is tel aviv nice to visit?

This game is fucking awesome lmao

Holy shit, based

why yes

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Is it possible to get a qt israeli gf or do they only date jews?

good game

LMAO at Israel

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BASED SLOVENIA

Group of death. Everyone apart from Latvia still has a chance.

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we didn't really deserve to win, but a win is a win, lets fucking goooooooo

based

Is North Macedonia v Greece one of those forbidden fixtures like Israel v Palestine, Spain v Gibraltar or Argentina v Falklands, or are they on okay diplomatic terms?

Based

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I don’t understand how Poland always does so well in the qualifiers but gets absolutely shit on in actual tournaments

As far as I know only these can't play eachother in Europe

Russia-Ukraine
Armenia-Azerbaijan
Serbia-Kosovo
Spain-Gibraltar

verbic is nice
such displeasure for the boy that dynamo has so many troubles with coaching staff and shit right now

>BTFO's the jew non-europeans on a european tournament
Heh, nothing personnel

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> forbidden fixtures like Israel v Palestine
don't forget the rest of our Arab haters:
Egypt v Israel
Lebanon v Israel
Tunisia v Israel
Jordan v Israel
Qatar v Israel

Iran - Israel possible?

3-2 isn't '''BTFO''' mate, especially because it was played at your home stadium

is the typical israeli girl this attractive?

They are unironically more European than Albanians

no, see pic related for the complete list

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I normally don't watch football but this game sure was interesting. Thank you based Kek for leading our team to yet another victory.

SEETHING

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depends if you're a boob man

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The only one seething is Kampl

You can play vs Turkey. ALso you can paint Belgium and Sweden in red I'm afraid

That is true

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any pic of idf girls you see online is literal propaganda

>You can play vs Turkey.
you are right, and we played versus Albania too

> ALso you can paint Belgium and Sweden in red I'm afraid
kek'd

And the "watch out so you don't accidentally step on your nose" jew

I've always been a big Israel defender, you know. Where is my big tittite jewqt now ?

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Don't forget our matches vs Bosnia-Herzegovina a couple of years ago.

They're mostly Muslim, iirc

>yet another chokejob
kikes are fucking useless
I'm renouncing my Shitsraeli citizenship and going to root for ancestral homeland of Germany.

here you go bro

/this

>how to spot a cuck

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Is this supposed to look interesting?
This is what interesting looks like

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Jewbro, you seriously need to get new material. We saw most of these already in previous threads
Also
>nose ring

Disgusting teeth

stop spamming those kunefot shiksas JIDF

>tfw have jewish gf who I’m actually serious about
>tfw neither of our parents approve and I’m sure the relationship is doomed because of this
Damn it bros, why do they have to be so enticing

I'll travel to Israël next year, wish me luck lad

Yes. In Israel she's considered a solid seven.

Now
>ftfy

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i see what are you saying
how about these non-identical twins?

see filename and check out her 100% jewish name

mazal tov bro

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>forward.com/schmooze/191790/natalie-portmans-husband-will-convert-to-judaism/
you can always do what Portman's hubsand did for her

>pic related, Portman's birthplace

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how do you niggas even party in israel isnt everybody neighbors

Why would you care if the husband is Jew or not ? As long as the mother is Jew, the children will be.

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are there any other relevant cities in Israel besides Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and Haifa?

What's a middle eastern country doing in an european competition?

Eilat
Beer Sheva
Netanya
Ashkelon

losing

I heard they're all mostly just dust

Oy vey

God I hate zoomer Slovenian tourist shitters that come on Yea Forums when >we are doing well

yeah it's like one big family with alot of sexy step cousins
>pic related for my bunda buddy

some families care because they are scared the jewish lineage will be no more if we dilute each generation with non-jewish spouses till it's gone

see this:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_national_football_team#Asian_Football_Confederation_membership

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you have probably heard for Nazareth?

Are all these girls ashkenazi? I thought arab jews were the majority in israel

>Nazareth
fyi, that's an all-Arab city
only god for Christian tourism

Actually if you check out their surnames these girl aren't Ashkenazi Jewish. See filenames.

>arab jews
That's not a thing. That's like saying Ashkenazi are Aryan Jews. like, Wtf
The correct term is Mizrahi Jewish (and most of them are of Sephardic Jewish descent as well).

According to their surnames:

>
>gueta
Mizrahi Jewish

>aharon
Mizrahi Jewish

>revivo
Mizrahi Jewish

>>and Pic related,
>mesika
Mizrahi Jewish

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epic bro
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

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i got that girl on the bottom row

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>tfw no marriage hating Khazar gf

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What a qt

best bird
second best

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli
have fun

also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Beckham

in both of them: Don't Ctrl+F jew

based Slovenia

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I support best ally, fuck /pol/

ikr

and who gets the 3rd place?

based & shlomopilled

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Pridobi sled.
Preberi knjigo.
Imej spolni odnos.

>only god for Christian tourism
dat typo

Okay, I’m fully convinced. Give me tips on how to get a jewish gf without converting, Now!

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which one do you want? i'll hook you up

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I just want one that can make me some tasty hummus sandwiches after I get back from uni

lookie here who's the best goalkeeper in the world:
>
yet even he couldn't stop topscorer Zahavi (twice)

sounds wholesome af

>oblak
>best goalkeeper in the world
Pick one

Do guys ever try to hook up with American jews who come to visit Israel? How does that usually work out?

in a free 10-day trip all inclusive vacations in Israel for young diaspora Jews alongside young Israeli soldiers (both boy and girls)

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_Israel

Is it possible to cheat at this? I have no Jewish ancestry but look like I could.

i've heard they doublecheck everyone with the Mossad because of potential terrorist risk and unwanted protestors

>Interesting cuz I know a lot of hebrew slang is actually taken from arabic
Walla (the truth), you might be right

Does that mean Arabs and Jews get along in the big cities?

can i get all of em? i want a cute jewish girl harem

Most of the time
depends where
in Jaffa/Acre/Haifa usually no problems

in areas closer to the WB more tension

not really... even the Mizrahi Jews whose ancestors came from arabic-speaking countries don't get along with them because they really really REALLY hate us
>pic related, a Mizrahi Jewess from Israel, as well as same girl

>i want a cute jewish girl harem
iktf bro

here you can have this one

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Is this... is this the power of hummus?

yeah she's all natty

and i'm off to sleep good night folks

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the IIDF still going strong here

JIDF

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naked sex haha xD

Are the ashkenazi people more stuck up than the mizrahi people or is everyone pretty much equal?

why the fuck is this still up?

nowadays it's pretty equal and a huge number of israelis are already of mixed Ashkenazi/Mizrahi/Sephardic ancestry

>pic related, Israel's Minister of Justice (well up until last month)
>her father is Mizrahi Jewish, whereas her mother is Ashkenazi Jewish

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what's the deal you sLOVEni?

Why not