>Swansea
>Swans live in lakes and not the sea
Swansea
Bullshit. There's loads of swans in the estuary near me.
>American education
swans enjoy the sea also
>liverpool
>not an organ floating in a small body of water
>Hamburger SV
>Doesn't play in America and kits aren't sponsored by McDonald's
>blackburn
>not a negro funeral pyre
>los angeles galaxy
>it's actually a city
>Seattle Sounders
>don’t put steel rods down their urethras for pleasure
>New York Red Bulls
>staffed by black bulls
>shaktar donetsk
>not a tap made of wax
>Olympiacos
>doesn't compete in the Olympics
>Newcastle
>has been around for ages
>ajax
>doesn't clean and disinfect
>ajax
>doesn’t clean well
Western Sydney wanderers.
Head directly to the destination.
Brisbane Roar
Actually well done.
>Wolverhampton Wanderers
>They stay in the same city
Adelaide Strikers
Goes to work everyday.
>Panathinaikos
>not the only team in Athens
>American football
>Actually an egg
>Rugby football
>Actually an egg
>American Football
>Actually homosexual sex
>cricket
>no insects allowed to play
>Pesca submarina
no submarines
Swedes are cute when you write english sometimes
>European football
>actually feetball
It's called Abertawe actually
>Club América
>plays in mexico
kek
>Wolverhampton Wanderers
>don't think about much
>Corinthians
>no greek players
Except match day amirite? Actually am I right, I have no idea if they're good.
>boca juniors
>team crest isn't a tiny mouth
>Kilmarnock
>what's Marnock ever done to anybody?
>Borussia Dortmund
>they are actually leftists who are anti-russia
>Leyton Orient
>In London, not Asia
Don’t actually know. Haven’t followed ALeague in years. I used to play against one of the players whose father ended up being one of my uni lecturers.
>Motherwell
>have no credentials to look after children
That's only the S*es name for the town anyway.
>Names his country after a continent
>Atlanta United
>located in a city instrumental to the war effort of a secessionist state
>Arsenal
>not even on the same side of the Thames as Woolwich Arsenal
>Leeds
>They don't actually lead anything
>mma
>actually mmgay
Sheffield Wednesday.
Fields actually not for cooking any day of the week.
Crawley Town
Overwhelmingly bipedal
Reading
Illiterate
Needham Market
Practically giving it away
>Estudiantes
>Doesn't have an actual student in the squad
>porto
>dont own a single boat
they are made of soap though
>Grasshoppers
>mainly run on the pitch
>manchester ''united''
>biggest rival is manchester city
ummm... no
>AC Milan
>pitch not air conditioned
>names continent after a footy team
>Fly Emirates Arsenal FC
cucked by mohamed lol
they play in carson, not los angeles
hold up tho
underrated
>New england Patriots
>59 years old as a team (not new)
>Play in America (not England)
>what are the LA wolves
>C.D. Guadalajara
>none of the players are GOAT
>Reading
>Team has nothing to do with literacy
>Nice
>Actually full of niggers and therefore not nice
>S*es
snes?
cursed image
Is Carson not also a city? Retarded nigger.
>Kansas City
>Missouri
>S pain
>is butthurt most of the time
I guess sometimes things do work out
>The Netherlands
>it's actually in the overworld