Swansea

>Swansea
>Swans live in lakes and not the sea

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Bullshit. There's loads of swans in the estuary near me.

>American education

swans enjoy the sea also

>liverpool
>not an organ floating in a small body of water

>Hamburger SV
>Doesn't play in America and kits aren't sponsored by McDonald's

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>blackburn
>not a negro funeral pyre

>los angeles galaxy
>it's actually a city

>Seattle Sounders
>don’t put steel rods down their urethras for pleasure

>New York Red Bulls
>staffed by black bulls

>shaktar donetsk
>not a tap made of wax

>Olympiacos
>doesn't compete in the Olympics

>Newcastle
>has been around for ages

>ajax
>doesn't clean and disinfect

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>ajax
>doesn’t clean well

Western Sydney wanderers.
Head directly to the destination.

Brisbane Roar
Actually well done.

>Wolverhampton Wanderers
>They stay in the same city

Adelaide Strikers
Goes to work everyday.

>Panathinaikos
>not the only team in Athens

>American football
>Actually an egg

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>Rugby football
>Actually an egg

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>American Football
>Actually homosexual sex

>cricket
>no insects allowed to play

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>Pesca submarina
no submarines

Swedes are cute when you write english sometimes

>European football
>actually feetball

It's called Abertawe actually

>Club América
>plays in mexico

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kek

>Wolverhampton Wanderers
>don't think about much

>Corinthians
>no greek players

Except match day amirite? Actually am I right, I have no idea if they're good.

>boca juniors
>team crest isn't a tiny mouth

>Kilmarnock
>what's Marnock ever done to anybody?

>Borussia Dortmund
>they are actually leftists who are anti-russia

>Leyton Orient
>In London, not Asia

Don’t actually know. Haven’t followed ALeague in years. I used to play against one of the players whose father ended up being one of my uni lecturers.

>Motherwell
>have no credentials to look after children

That's only the S*es name for the town anyway.

>Names his country after a continent

>Atlanta United
>located in a city instrumental to the war effort of a secessionist state

>Arsenal
>not even on the same side of the Thames as Woolwich Arsenal

>Leeds
>They don't actually lead anything

>mma
>actually mmgay

Sheffield Wednesday.
Fields actually not for cooking any day of the week.

Crawley Town
Overwhelmingly bipedal

Reading
Illiterate

Needham Market
Practically giving it away

>Estudiantes
>Doesn't have an actual student in the squad

>porto
>dont own a single boat

they are made of soap though

>Grasshoppers
>mainly run on the pitch

>manchester ''united''
>biggest rival is manchester city

ummm... no

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>AC Milan
>pitch not air conditioned

>names continent after a footy team

>Fly Emirates Arsenal FC
cucked by mohamed lol

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they play in carson, not los angeles

hold up tho

underrated

>New england Patriots
>59 years old as a team (not new)
>Play in America (not England)

>what are the LA wolves

>C.D. Guadalajara
>none of the players are GOAT

>Reading
>Team has nothing to do with literacy

>Nice
>Actually full of niggers and therefore not nice

>S*es
snes?

cursed image

Is Carson not also a city? Retarded nigger.

>Kansas City
>Missouri

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>S pain
>is butthurt most of the time
I guess sometimes things do work out

>The Netherlands
>it's actually in the overworld

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