/heem/ - Khabib Won Edition

squeeze on this dick!!!!

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I'm not gay like you

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Tony beats GSP 7 times out of 11

Canor tapped to a face squeeze.

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Bobert looks atrocious

At least Dustin can take comfort in the fact that he was in the exact same position as Canor in the 1st round but didn't tap to a squeeze

brehs this sport is doomed if we don't remove the fence

wtf is wrong with his benis?

Tfw you realize they made the BMF title for Diaz Mcgregor 3

>you will never appreciate mma this much

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Wow, that's the most pathetic thing I've ever read in my entire life. Take comfort? In losing? If you begin to take comfort in losing you'll be comfortable losing often. I guess I should've expected a post like this. You make me want to vomit. I want to puke all over your post.

>just rewording my post
im onto you leaf

first we have to remove the fences in our mind, man

Is gooby unheemable?

The bmf belt is the cringiest boomer shit I've heard in my entire life
I hope it happens solely for the memes

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Go watch boxing loser

Okay loser

>bmf belt
More like the cope belt for journeymen who fucking suck and can only beat washed up has beens who fight like dumbasses

Makes me absolutely sick.

Gooby and Gaycheese should fight for the Unheemable Mother Fucker Belt, no kicks no takedowns, rock em sock em robot style

>gooby is a can
>but we can't stop posting about him
Damn, that wiskey/coke piss smell got crotchsniffer and his drones hooked.

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Old man Floyd heem'd that goof

You're seething uncontrollably Magmov

Just get the fuck out of my sight you pathetic son of a bitch. You disgust me. You disgust everyone.

At least Poirier didn't tap to a squeeze :)

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As much as i like the sound of that gaycheese is very heemable and damn near flushef at this point. Hes lucky that hes in the middle of a redemption arc and being fed a jobber this week.

Exactly how is Gaethje unheemable turbo casual?

Out of 2 billion people, why aren't there more pajeet fighters? They're kino as fuck...

youtube.com/watch?v=uYuggrLlmSI&

Wow. What a comically low bar you set for yourself. Absolutely abhorrent. I'm aghast. We're all aghast. How could you sink so low? You're no man. Fuck off.

Submission (face squeeze)

Fake ass black belt baka they give that shit to anyone

#realtalk

I'm glad it pissed you off!

How can I be gay when I fuck your mom at night when you're sleeping.

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>I trained too hard
>The camp wasn't correct
>Me foot was a balloon
>I wasn't all in
>I was only 49% in
>He was tree times my size in there
>I was bouncing on me feet all camp
>Didn't gauge the distance correctly
>The arena was too cold
>They didn't play my usual walk-out music
>Me fight shorts were too tight
>Ref didn't stand us up
>Artem didn't deliver my coffee on time
>Floyd is still living in my head rent free
>Dillon scratched my lambo up again and messed with me mentality
>His head was too big
>Glooves weren't the right size

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>Boorgoor wit dabel cheese
>stek wit cocacola sauce
>tiramisu IV injection
>snort line of powdered sugar
Tiramdullilah

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Take some time off you lost BIG LEAGUE on Saturday

Seething slug

where do i go for snapjitsu?

My foot was a balloon.

You're like a woman with that green text. Go dialate before I dialate your pupils with my shin.

If I ever saw this person irl I'd drop him so fast. Absolutely butchering bobby but even worse, getting 3 of the worst fighters (no brain, Khabob and j*rge) permanently tattood on you.. just why?

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>He was greasing in between rounds
>He spiked me whiskey
>The old man's head grazed my knuckles
>I didn't spar for 3 weeks cause my hand was hurting after the slap
>Ido wasn't there to help me with touch-butt
>Altitude
>He was a HW in there
>Me foot was a balloon
>I didn't prepare specific
>The camp wasn't correct
>The fans weren't loud enough

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I would be conscious of being seen in public with you

Khabib is undefeated

this

I can smell your burka from here. Go ask your husband for permission to leave the house so I can HEEM you.

Khabib won

In many ways khabib is unflushable and his hardest fights are behind him now (gooby, peahead)

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>This sport is doomed if they remove the one thing that makes it stand out because a fighter I didn't like won and I've only been watching for 2 years and I can only watch when the fighters I like win
Wewy

>Australian per capita is the most pathetic country in the ufc.
?
A champion, a rank 1 FW and a few others I'm sure. Meanwhile America has how many (white) champions???

Mctapper isn't even a top 5 win

For now. In the flesh. Eternity? Heh, I guess if damnation for worshipping a false idol is "winning" then sure. You're a "winner" too. Makes me absolutely sick.

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>Makes me absolutely sick.
Go take your meds

into my guard

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Heh, too slow kiddo. I slipped out the way before you could land that counter. Just like I would irl because I'm not some Aussie can.

I wonder which action movies Tony likes

Quit going for guillotines.

Unironically gained respect for khabib. Saw him get nearly knocked out and choked out. He gritted through and still got the double (You).

Khabib is finally my boy

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BMF BELT!! HEH ITS JUST ABIT OF FUN LOL... U DONT LIKE FUN? HAHA... ANYWAY... I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, MARVEL, THE IT FILMS

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MMA should take place on an open, barren plain with the crowd watching from a nearby cliff.

Exclusively Jackie Chan movies with the sound off in a dark room

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Colby sucks

When will UFC's pay structure accurately reflect its annual turnover?

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MMA should take place in simulated zer gravity on a descending plane and there should be a gentlemans agreement not to discuss the results of the fights.

Is it called the BMF belt because of the Cowboy Cerrone's BMF ranch?

MMA should take place in a desert with no rounds in between

Is Dana actually gonna wrap a belt around Nate/Jorge? Lel

>toilet bagl...i mean eagle, I was not impressed by your perfomance

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*taps to strikes from Matt Serra*

Only belt either one of em is ever going to get lmao

t

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Hell that faggot will probably take his own belt off and let them fuck him in the ass on espn+ considering the state of the ufc I mean holy shit these fight cards keep getting worse and worse

No one wants to see Colby "fight"

the only one who can beat khabib unironically is nate diaz, based grappling, pressure and boxing... tony is a meme

Oooooommmmmgggggg Tony is such a fr*ggin badass and he's also quirky and le autistic just like me xDDD

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>I'm a big fat casual and I'm not afraid for everyone to know about it

HES GONNA DO A STUNNER BRO LIKE
VINCE MCMAHON LOL BMF BELT!!!!!
MAYBE A TAGTEAM!!!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
I MEAN,
YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES
ITS ALMOST LIKE,

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>Nate
>beating a wrestler
Heh

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Khabib will never lose, so long as he keeps winning.

I'm making fun of the concept cool it sperg

Why the fuck can't the UFC just force Shitsman and Colby to fight for 244?
Just tell Poosman that he's stripped if he doesn't fight and tell Colby that he will never be offered a title fight ever if he doesn't take it. Then if they don't just get Tyron and j*rge or whoever to fight for a new one.

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I disagree, because he's already lost at life, considering he still lives with his parents at 30

Colby is refusing to fight

who was a bigger heartlet, conor or dustin?

Just like you

why

Just cut both of them

Canor tapped to a squeeze

idk man apparently the issue is with colby according to dana, but i don't know why there's an issue unless it's a money thing

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They want him to fight for a janny's salary

He needs to just take whatever money Dana is offering and fight. Unless Dana is really jewwing him. Ask for big money when he's champ. (Unless Dana is lying and it's really Usman being a cunt or ducking Colby, who knows with this smoke and mirrors shit )

>WAAAAHHH WAAAH WAAAAH I WAS SO EXCITED TO WATCH TWO WRESTLERS FIGHT SCREW YOU DANAAAAA

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this is like having federer and nadal ready to play wimbledon but giving some retarded 'fans pick' out and ending up with fucking serena williams versus neil tyson degrasse

i just want to watch the best fighters, who gives a fuck about diaz and casvidal

Mad cause bad.

Off yourself.

Go watch wrestling if you don't like wrestling dumbass

GIMME THA BOY

Can someone post that pic of Gaycheese wearing a blue mask?

Why would Usman duck Colby? Lol use your brain for a second. Colby is the one who is always turning down title fights cause his toe hurts

Seething slug

>im the baddest man alive

>would you fight a wrestler?

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Cause he could beat Masvidal or Edwards more easily? Keep milking those injuries Marty fake newsman

>dana penny pinches the wrestlers making them look like cowards to the public for not accepting fights
>dana pays brawlers like jorge and nate millions and gives them their own belt
Wtf i love dana now

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>dana penny pinches the wrestlers making them look like cowards to the public for not accepting fights
Is that why Khabib got paid 6mil?

I saw Nate at a grocery store in Stockton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen CBD oils in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each CBD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Keep ducking Colby Reddington. Even ducked Woodley and had big man Usman take care of him for him

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Because, at his core, Dana is a wannabe boxing promoter.

Why did i laugh at this im fucking stupid

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Khabib isn't a boring American wrestler

>believing the 6 million dollar meme
Hes probably trending to make this after ppv % comes in

You made the most intellectual choice you possibly could've.

Right.. He's a boring MUSLIM wrestler.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Colbys smart as fuck

1. Fight for the title, maybe lose maybe win, not big money, or

2. Refuse title fight, then fight diaz/masvidal for #1 contender after whoever wins, then win easily, then fight for the title

And he gets some dumbass BMF belt too once he starches whichever faggot wins

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Name 5 people who could beat Khabib (in similar weight obviously)

"He's so clever." - Joe Rogan on Masvidal

I know you're mad Dustin got humiliated but you need to calm down

Thank you, my man.

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Brad Pitt

Cringe

Damian Mia
Colby Covington
Ben Askren
Tyron Woodley
Robbie Lawler

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>CBD oils
what do you do with this stuff? I just seen Colby shill it.

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Stipe
Ngannou
DC
Rockhold
Jones

seething poorfag who cant figure out how to make money poster

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Not sure, user, I am not a degenerate. I know they have weed in it or thc.

I'm only 27

Cejudo
Conor
Tony
Cruz
GSP

What if I told you I'm a Conor fan and my job here on /heem/ is the same as the one on /pol/.... to triggered the filthy mudslimes! :^)

CONOR BLESS!

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You swallow drops of it. The CBD market is full of low-potency oils that don't do shit though. You're better off vaporizing the flower..

Can someone give me a round by round description of Khabib Poirier? Sherdog is wack

One more run at the BMF strap brother

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Unironically don't know what BMF stands for. Bad Mother Fucker?

What if Nate loses and Nick was already scheduled to fight Masvidal last year...

What if Nick calls out Masvidal for the BMF title... tell me Dana wouldn't run it back.

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Bingo

Round one was boring wrestlefucking
Round two was shitting stand up followed by wrestlefucking
Round three was wrestlefucking into s guillotine but then choking out the hill billy via RNC

big mother fuckers

Blowing Money Fast

youtube.com/watch?v=n2MVzP4MaJ0

Big Mouthy Fuckers

more like its a retarded ESPN way to let the canor faggots a chance to watch canor fight for a fake title against bum strikers and do OMG PRESS CONFERENCES XDDD

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Bisexual Midget Fuckers

Big Mighty Friendship belt.

>Nate stands over Jorges motionless body
>Dana comes in and places the BMF belt on Nate
>Nate gives Dana a half smile before hitting him with a Stockton Slap that knocks him out cold
>Nate pulls out a joint and lights up
>All eyez on me starts playing

We WWE now

Fucking dead

Friendship is Magic

Bro Magic Friendship belt

dumbass
>round 1
>khabib ragdolls poirer
>poirers face is of regret and dismay

>round 2
>poirer is aggressive
>hits and hurts khabib with a lofty right hook
>Khabib runs, moving his head like the awkward fag boi he is
>poirer hits him a bit again, nothing as signifant
>poirer tires quickly and khabib takes him down as poirer continues to press
>poirer's face of depression
>khabib works as normal for the last 3 minutes of the round

>round 3
>poirer sad
>khabib hungry af
>shoots takedown, poirer defends with hail mary guillotine
>crowd goes wild, commentators a bit excited
>initially weak, poirer does well to strengthen but khabib too good, never allows full guard
>khabib escapes, poirer is fkn done
>khabib takes the back, figures it's tiem to kill, tries securing choke for half a minute
>gets a deep choke
>poirers face of death and early retirement
>taps instantly

Bradolf Pittler

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omfg thats so f^^$%ng based

holy shit he just said IM NOT SURPRISED

XDD THATS THE LINE

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Then Trump comes out and shaves Dana White.... oh wait.

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Post you're walk out song for the BMF belt ladder match

youtu.be/4VxLzIPuSew

Bubblegum Magic Friendship belt

>Post you're walk out song
>you're
>you are
>Post you are walk out song

Lol. I can see you get corrected a lot. hahhaha brainlet and you still can't see the difference!

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>mfw read a post that actually thinks that Kebab would win the rematch

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>We were gonna have Mike Tyson fight Evander Holyfield for the title.... but we've listened to our focus groups and we;re going to instead have Evil Keneevel box Clint Eastwood for the BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER BELT

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YOU'RE A LIKE A WOMAN WITH THAT PHONE

>I come for you Hobbit Whittaker

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>the state of this newfag

you say that to me?!

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>cant figure out how to make money
Neither can Colby

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Wow dude can you not

Khabib will lose, THIS time!!

Sorry if you're talking about the 2012 Yea Forums "maymay" where "I le jokes on you i was merely pretending to be retarded" I got too old for it.

>I whill kim Adesanya

Wasn't that shit at 11 am or something ?

>(in similar weight obviously)
any two mammals have a "similar" weight
>Silver-Back
>Western Lowland
>Eastern Mountain
>Cross-River
>Ngannou

cringe

Since we're introducing meme belts

Romero vs. Costa was for the natty GOAT title

Canor vs. Dustin for the tapweight title

Early card + prelims up to the comain were low draws. Those low ratings can't be pinned all on Colby.

I can NUT... inside YOUR mom! xD :^)

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nice blog retard no one cares

>Admits to posting on /pol/
Lost cause. Explains why you're so brain-dead demented.

Beaner-Monkey Fighter belt

I post on Yea Forums Yea Forums & /pol/

Sometimes on Yea Forums If I feel like trolling.

What are you going to do about it?!

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Seething

Yep. That one's going in my cringeado y azulpillado complilationado.

BMF rankings just got real eased
>C Joanna

>1. Nate
>2. Cowboy
>3. Masvidal
>4. Garbrant
>5. Ladd
>6. Lewis
>7. Johnson
>8. Perry
>9. Te Huna
>10. Tito

Perry will hold that BMF title for a looooooooooong time my dudes

This is beyond you, spoon man!

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Based Men Fighting belt

Unironically gained respect for khabib. Saw him get nearly knocked out and choked out. He gritted through and still got the double (You).

Khabib is finally my boy

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but Yea Forums is an 18+ board

I've been there since 2012.

Simple math like MMA math.

It just works.

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Can't even hold the title to a Honda Civic he ain't no BMF

chael "the american gangster" sonnen will hold it 4 ever

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Absolutely correct my guy

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Why is our boy Platinum so based

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Blowjob masters forever

Feels good boying a fighter thay will never lose

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As the inventor of this image I am quite happy to see it getting so much use.

BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER

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Cut all wrestlers

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Ryan Hall unironically would've heelhooked Khabib in abu dabi and has literally no ever lost a fught Dana just can't afford him

Me foot was a balloon Ariel. A ballooon!

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Any fans of the #MomChamp here?

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that spaz fights bums using memes until they have shit BJJ

ever seen damien maia? being a meme only gets you so far

No

Khabib has no answer for this so the ufc tries to sweep it under the rug.
Gotta protect their golden boy
youtu.be/ounmjOk4wEY

Yes

Maia is going to knock out bean askren in like a month then you'll dickridebhim to

Australians always hop on the bandwagon that's how your ancestors ended up out there you dumbo

seething demented poster

6/10

based correct poster

Merci boucoup

Sounds like another McGregor fight.

If Khabib beats Tony, and goes up to WW to become champ he's unironically GOAT and literally no 1 can argue otherwise

Australians are always wrong on here and just follow trends you're all fuckin pathetic commies that cheer for whoever they tell you to

>and goes up to WW
Your casual is showing.

Inferior to the #GrandmaChamp

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OOOOOOOH DUSTIN TAGGED HIM
KHABIB IS ON SKATES RIGHT NOW

95338589
this is the demented cunt who bet and lost his welfare on khabib a few days ago

stop posting

Posted based corrector

Khabib took a sheikh styled dump on all the sperg personalities who post here

Sorry man I guess the truth really is getting to you now go watch Whittaker highlights you commie faggot

shut up homo. that's exactly what he should do, he's already struggling to cut to LW, and he can beat all those fags at WW like snoozeman and covington

>implying Cutbib has even a remote chance against Tyron, Fakenewsman, Colby
Yeah theres a reason he cuts so much weight he has seizures. If hes not fighting manlets hes not winning. Kill you are self

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>bet and lost his welfare on khabib
Wut? How do you lose money by placing a bet on someone who won? Never gambled in my life.

Those are the only too guys Khabib will never beat are you fuckin serious dude? Wow! Shut up!

Colby is a BJJ can and has no top control. Colby would never be able to keep Khabib down. Khabib would take Colby down much worse than RDA did and choke his cringey ass.

>that's what he should do
Casuals think "double champ" status somehow qualifies someone as being GOAT when really it's just a dumb prop title. Being dominant in your own division is far greater than moving up to fight an inferior fatter opponent. Only Amanda Nunes has earned her double champ status.

Hes seething because he's been found out and can't think properly

High five dude

>struggling to cut to LW
he's looked fine every since he nearly permaheemed himself. before it was clearly him being a mong and not cutting properly, he's the same size as most lightweights

All the sperg personalities now want Khabib to fight bigger men

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Based Rena styling on this old hag

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Kelvin Fatselum fights at MW, Kebab's just a pussy

for you

Does that young woman have a rising sun braided into her hair? Isn't that a symbol on par with a swiastika in the orient? How is such a disgraceful act allowed!?

Gastelum missed weight as a MW once. I guess he's just a natural LHW right?

Wtf really?

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No he's just a Mexican intellectual and was probably using the metric systems but forgot how to convert weight classes

*gets poisoned by the fucking canadians*

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Yes. There's no other excuse to miss weight other than you aren't meant to fight at that weight class.
>B-But he's short, how he can into 205 lbs????
Off yourself.

Gorgeous St Pierre weighed 195 pounds on weigh in day and no one said shit I was there and I saw it

Gastelum is just too lazy and subhuman to train and cut weight. Not champ material

GSPoo was scared witless to stand and trade with Nick. You know this.

Youre not an elite middleweight unless you have a heem over derek brunson on your record

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Retard, he's literally just a fat fuck WW

Not being able to interpret sarcasm is a serious sign of autism. I was being facetious, and you missed the point I was making. Gastelum fights as a MW cause he's too undisciplined to cut weight professionally, the fact that he missed weight fighting at his walk-around weight proves it.

Oh really? When's the last time he weighed 170 pounds? High school? Shut up and go measure stuff in funny numbers you goofy little red coat.

Beating Nick isn't an accomplishment

What does that have to do with me thinking he should fight at 205?
>he missed weight fighting at his walk-around weight
You don't know what walk around weight is

I know I can't wait to walk around you while landing a jab at will pussy

Oh wait you actually think Gastelum should be fighting at LHW? Nvm then

You hear she's fighting Hamderlei

GOAT comment

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Barboza vs Hernandez?

Barbosa was robbed

>Duhhh u ackshually mean what u say?????
Fucking retard

>Schaubposting is finally pretty much dead
What was the catalyst for this bros?

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You're an idiot m8 I'll leave you to it

The comedy special

Me bullying Australia

>Casuals

Talking about 'casuals' is just about the most casual thing possible, and identifies you as a grade a heemster

>Him have 2 shiny belts him da goat xDDD
Okay cazzie

conot maybe loses the rematch but wins the re rematch

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to pull guard on Khabib and say "Lets talk now" while on the bottom

the beige frequencies doc killed schaub

I don't get it, unironically

Talking about 'casuals' talking about 'casuals' is just about the most casual thing possible, and identifies you as a grade a goober mcheesycheese

Wish we was on youtube so I could like this

I could casually delete your fuckin chins

For me its:
Tony is the kind of guy to call in sick to his doctor appointment

he's metal as fuck

I don't under but somehow it makes sense.

Hurr
You're a chump, and you always make this same fucking point.
He'd be GOAT bc undefeated and utterly dominant in his weight class. Additionally, no USADA slipups. If he's anywhere as dominant in WW he's clearly GOAT. Or who do you prefer, 'cazzie', GSP? Jones? Serra? You're just a toolbox and revert to 'hurr durr cazzie' when lacking arguments.

I got kicked by a horse and didn't go out

i get the biggest dick on heem belt easily

Bruh im deadddd

GSP never dominated MW
Jones never dominated HW
Silva never dominated LHW

Your argument is dumb because you're a dumb casual. Simple as.

Heh like chopping down a tree I'll be the final axe blow that makes you say TIMBER

Not even joking but kill yourself you dumb leafcuck

Yeah, but talking about 'casuals' talking about 'casuals' talking about 'casuals', it pretty much the most casual thing possible, and identifies you as a champshitonlymakeamericagreatagain uber tool

>Fighters you are fairly confident you could heem

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Stipe isn't really the GOAT until he beats a man who weighs 400 lbs (ie me)

>Casual
>Simple As

Neck yourself, dummy. Those were supposed to be your GOAT suggestions.

So who's your 'non-casual expert opinion' GOAT, you gigantic tool?

>Simple as

Thurd Rose

L: 8.5 in
W: 6 in
No way you're bigger than me m8

bunch of cazzies here lately. heem yo self

Yeah, there used to be weird autistic kids that would always draw this thing on their trapper keepers and shit

I like that Tony read some of those, actually enjoys them and remembers some of them
>Tony the type of guy to go to a feminist rally and come back with an ironed shirt and a sandwich

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Ben askren

Your simple ass is casual as fuck.

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to do a weight cut AFTER a fight

i cant get hard until i finish this gram of coke, and then i gotta wait 4 more hours, but then i will show you

t. grower

You're seething cause I called you out on what you actually are, a casual. "Moving up" has never been a criteria for determining GOAT status unless you're one of those mongs who believes BJ Penn is a GOAT and Conor was a natural FW who moved up. Title defenses is the objective criteria and in that respect that's why Jones, GSP, Silva, DJ are highly rated and clowns like Rockhold and Mcgregor aren't.

Stop responding. Your posts are pure cringe to read. You can't even argue coherently.

Phony Terduson

Name 1 good Tony win.

>No arguments
You got nothin dude. All you do is call people casual but you don't have any solid opinions about MMA on a board about MMA

You should probably leave

>these two jabronis having a serious heated debate about who is the cazzie
Please just have sex

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...

Hmmmm its tough. Khabib on the other hand...(all of them)

Bisexual Men Fighting belt

I'll leave when you stop being so casual, shit cracks me up and makes me feel superior

Casual

youtu.be/wtBnKMr65Fc

Mooeytai embedded

>>>/sex/

Who is wrestling tonight in mandrama?

>Implying Masvidal is not a bum

any one else think conor unironically wins the rematch?

Everyone.

Bum Mother Fucker belt

Based, Askren wins the rematch

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lol no

He has basically the same taste in foods as me. Based.

In many ways, Tony was making fun of wrestlefucking in this clip, but it went over everyone's head.

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Me foot was a balloon

Can any timetraveller tell me what's going to happen in the Khabib-Tony fight?
Like who wins the fight and how, but more importantly who wins the story?

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The more indecipherable Tony gets the more powerful he gets. Khabib is just making it worse for himself because the longer he ducks Tony the more DAMAGED Tony gets

Aldo wins

Time traveler here

Tony and Khabib never fight

Wait, who had the guy living in his walls? Wasn't that Tony? How'd that work out? Did they give him meds or something or just let the guy out of his wall?

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to post on /heem/

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ITS UP

youtu.be/02ewbJ55lS8

might be the spammy

They got an exorcist in and removed the ghost of Chris Benoit from his body

Cringe

Is it based or cringed

For me, its this
youtube.com/watch?v=TYVnJ_CiLsc

kek

Woah

based and hilarious

Hus foot was a balloon, m8, give him a break

If you were hipothetically starting your mma career and had to choose one martial art as your base, which one would it be?

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He unironically Does

in 999 instance out of 1000 Ben beats j*rge, j*rge is just super lucky he rolled that 1 out of a 1000

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Freestyle Wresling but only if I was younger than 17, otherwise No-Gi Grappling

Jeet-Kune-Rogan

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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu because Joe Rogan told me so.
JUST KIDDING

based sambo at based bulgarian gym

I don't think Khabib is cutting that much, he is just a fat ass with an eating disorder much like cormier

I mean yeah he struggles to make weight at times but he doesn't look like a gaunt hungry skeleton at weight as persay Paul Felder looked at weight ins, compare his cheek fat to tony ferguson too

Heem Fu

If that really happened, I mean if the REALLY happened, that would make Nate pretty based, wouldn't it?

Why are you so mad about pointless shit?

I mean, he kinda did. As in Khabib was squeezing the life from him.

forgot to mention how he was eager to mention how he just wants to eat burgers and steaks after fight night lel

what a lad

>Wake up Khabitch

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Well I didn't get the promotion but the company did create a new position called "The Bad Mother Fucker", no I didn't get a raise but I do get to wear an awesome belt and call myself "One Bad Mother Fucker" whenever I want; also I get fired if I don't wear the belt

>Wake up Khabib
Tony the type of guy to say "Go to sleep Khabib" so he can fight him in the dream world

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Tony couldn't knock out a fly with those little love pats he throws

Which one of alis fighters do you think is his favorite son?

George Foreman's favorite son is George

>Love pats
Cope

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Tony is one spooky nigga

kek

Look at all of those faces. Whose face sustained an absolute minimum damage? What is the background of that guy? Think about it for a moment and let that sink in. El Duckuy's next loss is encoded in that image.

fuck off Murat

yeah lmao fuck off Murat

Actually falling for that bait
YIKES!

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>Doctor stoppage
>Corner stoppage
>Sub
>Decision
>Sub
>Sub
>Decision
Pillowfists. It's only kisses, lad.

Holy fuck I hope he wins the rematch and makes all the incel khabib fans cry. Or kills Gaycheese

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>Khalabeeb smesh edition

Make it.

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Everyone Khabib "smeshes" mostly comes out fine. Gooby only had a black eye. Tony sends all his prey to the hospital.
Kys traitor scum

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>Only two decisions
Wow you really showed me

If Conor kills Gaethje he better win the rematch. He'll then be the West's last hope.

Blood =/= Damage. Khabib turned Barboza into the hunchback of Notre Dame

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Are you talking about the guy he made tap?

Imagine thinking Gooby has anything left

Low IQ

Ay where's that motherfucker who was dissin me bc I didn't kiss the chick the other day?

Yo she texted me back so suck my balls motherfucker

isn't Moscow a bit far for the old guy from the pub to travel for a rematch?

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didn't Al look like shit after also?

Gooby could've just scalped T-CTE/Frankie on return, skip 1 year layoff, farm FW untill he gets bored or tired of cutting, give rematch to Aldo/Dustbin/Alvarez and heem them again, take shots at LW and get easy wins vs Gaycheese, Pettis, Barboza, Cowboy and probably heem Tony & Al.
But he is not paper legacy cutbabby bitch and is a coke addict so he went straight for WW wrasler@wrasler friendly rules.
Now we have to face consequences and live through khabozo fans shitting 100 post per thread thanking Conor for putting that crotchsniffer on map in their own wicked ways.
Moral of the story: GSP 50-45 khashit to cement himself as thinking's man thinking man GOAT.

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> suck my balls
the question is, did she suck your balls? No, the answer is no, she did not suck your balls; had you kissed her yesterday she would have devoured them but you didn't, you pussed out so here ya are...

Fer ser

>"isn't Moscow a bit far for the old guy from the pub to travel for a rematch?"

This, lads, is an example of what is commonly known as
>Slovenian Bantz

Slovenia, officially the Republic of Slovenia, is a country located in southern Central Europe at a crossroads of important European cultural and trade routes. As a result their bantz has many different cultural influences. I have unironically been to Ljubljana. I would live there because the chicks are hot, they have a castle, there's a river with dragons everywhere, and they have high quality bantz like the above example.

Do you think gsp can make 155? Khabib would never fight at 170 and he's too scared to even do catchweight so gsp would probably have to make 155 for it to happen.

Tony wins 8/10 times but loses the rematch 6/10 times

No she did not homie but ay:

"Good things cum to those who wait"

Keep lurking heem when she sucks my balls I will make sure you are the first to know

Who is your favorite mma fighter?

RIP.

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I'm talking about the guy who made him look like a pathetic can on the ground while his gastank was not eaten by sickness.

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Tony loses the fight 10/10 times, the rematch 5/5 times, but unironically cuts Islam so deep he wins the story 12.576/12.576 times

Chris Leben unironically. Also, Cody no Love, also unironically. Rate my picks

>winning until he lost
Get a load of this faggot

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based. I could share my house with you

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He was winning until he lost to staph. He never lost to the 200lb duck.

T. Self hating russian

Kevin Lee is a blacker, therefore better version of Khabib

Best male friends

Your country is based, friend. When I visited there for the first time last summer, I wanted to move there with my mom.

If I visit again, let's become palz and hang out near the river and watch MMA.

Oh I also went to a strip club in Ljubljana, and a pub crawl. The pub crawl was awesome, but the strip club was horrible. That's the only thing I think we do better in America. I'd like to open a proper strip club in Ljubljana since their strip clubs are straight robbery.

Why don't Yuros do strip clubs properly? They are supposed to be bars with naked girls. You should be able to drink hang out shoot pool and do all that shit.

Based & redpilled cejudo

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Who is your favorite FEMALE fighter? Also, seriously no trolling, which fighter are you dressing up as for Halloween?

Post her feet bro.

Oh you are back, Jordanfag. How's the day been?

BMF stands for Beeb McGregor Ferguson, it's an acronym summarizing current P4P LW rankings

>Sheikh Triple C and the Nig

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It's a leafcuck. There is no bait

Dude she just texted me but she didn't send pics of her feet

kek

Ask her for them feet pics then.

Rockhold had Staph and beat the shit out of Weidman. Staph is an excuse. Lee gasses out every fight he's in.

instagram.com/mini_khabib/
Stay mad. Tony sucks.

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Schaub just messaged me. Wanted to let you know hes monitoring this thread.

Surprisingly kino picks tbqh

Me on the right.

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that would be really cool. you only visited Ljubljana? any other places? I actually have an American friend, he wrote pic related

also
theguardian.com/travel/2018/mar/24/slovenia-food-drink-ljubljana-bled-noah-charney

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Praise Our Lady of Guadalupe

CHAMP SHIT ONLY!

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Khabib's post-fight press conference:

"You know what's interesting in this sport; even if you're 28-0 in MMA, 12-0 in UFC, you're one of the biggest stars, you smash everybody, people talk about how you have to fight with him, you have to fight with him, you have to fight with him. Just give me respect," he said.

>"My next opponent is a very good steak, with a burger and double cheese. I want this. With some juice with ice. I want to enjoy it. Give me a couple of days please."

What did he mean by this?

based, saved

Is Titan FC a well promising promotion?

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based dockgod

Yep, and I can tell ur a connoisseur as well from that response

quack

god i love kylie meade

>Lee gasses out every fight he's in.
Dumbest excuse ever made. With staph Lee gasses even faster. Lee wrestled for 4 rounds against Barboza without gassing. 2 rounds against Al without gassing after having fought 1 round on the feet. 3 rounds against RDA without really gassing. Against Ferguson he gassed after one round of wrestling and was unable to get any TDs in the second, LITERALLY told his corner: "I'm just so damn tired" after the second round. It is clear staph/antibiotics made his gastank even worse and if he was healthy, he definitely would have had the gas to not fucking fall asleep in Ferguson's guard in round 3 and allow himself to be triangled with no strength to defend.

Healthy Lee murks the 200lb duck. Cope.

Terrible. Post Mini Khabib.

It means he's fighting Conor

>Steak, Burger with Double Cheese, Juice, Ice
Legit meal?

Whatever, I have your love to compensate:
>reply to my every post
>use nickname for Pourier I personally invented for first edition of toilet list
>toilet list was invented to expose paper legacy frauds like khabitch and make fun of everyone even your boys
>khabitches never do that and only jerkoff spam every thread w/o images
>hobozo doesn't even belong here because he have no highlights or heems, but you still here 24/7 on my dick trying to prove something
Fuck you fag. Go write a diary about your day somewhere else.

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better post mini cooper

>Write a giant wall of text
>Claim I'm the one coping

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omg dude likes to eat after a cut, im in shock

No boobs, mediocre ass, shit face
Fuck off with that shit

You'll be the one coping when Khabib chokes El Duckuy, zilch.

Is Jojo a lesbian, I heard she's pretty good in bed too with a soothing voice she's probably an angel in disguise.

>zilch
Take off the flag spamcuck we know it's you

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wtf looks like they dont know any maths in Dagestan

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i'm pretty sure he posted a picture of a steak and a burger

no she's s a married to a guy with a beard

he's a known muslim, he's known to get booty blasted by fergie pics lol.

Isn't she married to her coach?

I've never heard of anyone eating a burger with juice and ice

29-0 soon brothers

Иншaллaх

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i dont know man,He is just some guy with kids as far as i know

That's because you are a new world pleb

Is Jojo a mother already? Didn't know about this.

Do you even have burgers in France, I don't think u do, and if you do they're wrong, I've been to france, food sucks

>Иншaллaх
xanax?

Lmao

>juice and ice
isn't this a fairly common drink though?

Makhacev vs. Khabib

Who wins and how

lol no the kids are from another marriage of this guy

>implying this bloatlord wasn't just describing his daily meal

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Nigga I only drink gin and juice on the rocks cuz I aint a pussy ass bitch

juice and ice is for queers

>American
>Fucking American, not even Italian or something
>Criticizing French cuisine, one of the greatest in the world

Get lost kid

Why would Jojo marry a single dad huh?

got DAMN he's a pudgy motherfucker

I could probably heem him I've got at least 30 lbs on him, I weigh 190

best decision she took. Babies health is questionable if both parents are mma fighters or one of them is an elite mma fighters due to the "vitamins" they take

Inshallah my friend

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oh and BY THE WAY

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Plain juice tastes better though.

I offer you this

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Morning Kombat is great. Luke and the cuck he's hosting with agree that Khachad deserves to be p4p #1. Fuck portajon jones.

>Babies health is questionable if both parents are mma fighters or one of them is an elite mma fighters due to the "vitamins" they take

Are we talking about steroids here?

There is something wrong in this pic

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HaHa ...he DOES say 'Well' a lot.

Ingadooshla

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lol

Based
Has he quantified just how good khabib is yet?

How do I make my wife's daughter UFC famous like Mini Khabib? She's 5 right now.

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what else

Based Full Leprechaun mode Conor

Lol he was gassed against Barboza retard, Barboza was just MORE gassed

>muh Al
Fought an explicitly more measured paced approach. He blew his load loading up on every punch against Tony and thinking he could finish him in his shitty mount.

>without really gassing
A full class up and he slowed after the first. He is a blacker, longer, stronger, faster, more agile Khabib with better striking. He is the traditional wrestling type that gives Tony actual trouble in the grappling like a Danny Castillo sort of but not really did. The only thing Khabib has on him physically is stamina and its not even that good.
He gassed. He lost. He cries. As will Khabib

any pics of the new BMF belt?

Start introducing her to Muslim fighters like mini-khabib's dad did. They have a thing for girls who are extremely young.

Vero Beach has a lot of Jews will they suffice?

>So when Khabib comes out after the fight and says "you need to make me #1 pfp in the world I deserve this", that is a simple statement, a simple request, and simply no way around it. He has not even shown us how good he is. He has shown us how much better he is than everybody else. He has not shown us how good HE is.

John Wood, head coach of Syndicate MMA

You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. Also unban me and coral you fat fucking retard we're Florida's finest.

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Triple C is growing on me

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lmao colby has no negotiating power

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Have her get a lip gauge and she can be Kamaru’s mascot

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT THERE

casuals hate him; SOCIETY hates him.

sup heem

lmao colby has less drawing power than miniaturized khabib

The sheer concentration of assholery.

sup, do you know this man

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Does anyone really believe this "guy" can win against Brobert? He's not even a legit top 3 MW (Whitaker, Costa, Romero)

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colby is cringe, but he's wearing the maga hat so any shots at him are nullified since he is a redpilled ufc fighter.

I think that's the Cowboys quarterback

Khabib facemogs Islam hard

Zhang would kill Colby and Cejudo in the same night.

wrong,it's a ufc pedophile

It's toulgh, b
Plus he reminds me of USADA, that piece of shit.
>nattybowl looks exactly the same as 10+ years ago
>but bork, werdum with standup, TJ and others on side lines for some reason whila Janni Bones pulsating
>could've had TJ vs CodyNoBrain 3 by now

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AND STEEEEEEEELLLLL

i know i know it's trujillo i was just goofing

He had the convict aura on him desu

Crute the Brute vs Cirkunov, who ya got?

Post some Colby webm

Literal midgets

That's Dani Alves, Right Back at Paris Saint Germain

Bro I'm going to level with you, my family is Italian, lived there 20 years and was born there. Work in the US.

French food is garbage. Went to a high class wedding there. The food was trash, but the atmosphere and wine were incredible

Insanely hot guy

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>CTRL+F
>"Hog"
>"No matches found"

impossibru

Still don't get it, and also, never EVER drew that shit in middleschool

youtu.be/iM6VPhFgBQU?t=2

ITS UP

Why is Dillon Danis so gaddamn alfa?

>khabib jaw-cranking McChicken

BASED

Why won't they just hit each other in the balls? It's the most effective way of attacking a male. Hope if they make a intergender champ title card, woman should be able to punch/kick the groin and vice versa with male titty punching.

imagine you're in the middle of slaying that pusy butt then you look down and that pusy is actually and asshole attached to a 80 year old pinoy male. That's tonys personality

I wonder how he felt when the decision went to felder

Post a pic with a timestamp or ur a poser

Tat is pretty impressive, ur like the uber fan, if it's you.

Going to be a bit ridiculous in 10-20 years, because none of those fighters will be relevant or even remembered.

>"slaying that pusy butt"
What the hell is a pussy butt
And I never have sex, so this doesn't apply :(

>an analogy of a fighter's personality provided by a swede
>proceeds to explain it with gay fucking involved
thinking about a hot swede rn T B H

yikes
go take a nap, bozo

>Cirkunov
>talent of contender
>gets KOd by wind sometimes
Whatever parlay goofs bet, bet the opposite. I'm pretty sure he's one of those guys that just ruins it for everybody while achieving nothing from it. Cursed guy.
No sound & 3mb is real pain in the ass. I need to use like 3 services to create webm. Will post later, he had some good moments in latest fights. Trump juice and "in the closet" energy do wonders.

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Ur trash talk weak sauce, France

make the new thread so i can make my post you mongs

Thank you based Rus

>"Ay bitch, nice ass" the guy on the left says to your girlfriend as you walk by
>You turn around and stare at him
>"You got a problem punk?" he says to you
>The guy on the right comes up and says "I could rape your girl right now and you'll do fuckin nuthin"

What do heem

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drink his whiskey

kick both of them in the balls

Why do they always make the same action figure -_- pose

Pillow fists.
Even kelvin got close enough in range to take his head off. Imagine what Whittaker is gonna do

?How could you rape my girl dawg she's totally willing fool HA can't even rape my girl what a bitch I could rape your girl I could rape the fuck outta your girl she'd never sleep with me sucker

>"Ay bitch, nice ass" the girl on the left says to your girlfriend as you walk by
>You turn around and stare at her
>"You got a problem punk?" she says to you
>The dyke on the right comes up and says "Hai couldchi rape your gewl rightchi now andchi you'll do fucking nothingchi"

What do you do heem?

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Heem of the year

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>Look dude on the right in the eyes
>Fear in my eyes, can't hide it
>Look at guy on the left
>Also intimidating
>Fight or flight calculations
>Data analyzed: response=flight
>"Alright man, take it easy, we're leaving now"

Not going to lie, this is probably what would happen, I'm an enormous pussy
But luckily 99.99999% of heem would do the same

Fuck. That guy was clearly loading up that punch too

>'hai couldchi rape your gewl richi now andchi'

ok I kek'd

The samurai fears the saracen

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Early fuckin stoppage, is that mazzagatti

I think YOU'd be surprised
*takes a chance*

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Why do you hate khabull so much dmitry? is it because he shows how dominant and superior dagestanis are to wh*te russians?

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ur like a woman, it's fkn gross
dont @ me

I cried ALL THREE NIGHTS

Is there a cody redemption arc?

Is it fair to say Cody was winning all three fights, before he was losing?

you sound like a cuck kaghba

Sit cho ass down

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>pic related
who wins?

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''''''''''''''''''''my bad''''''''''''''''''''

how is it that kebab always comes out looking fresh as fuck in all his fights

he has an infinite gas tank

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Everybody is ashamed to remember that they bought the hype. I remember the Poomenick fight, thread was fucking glorious. Like 10+ different webms of him styling on that manlet weight autist. Especially after Dillashaw robbery.
And now he's most JUSTed. Like how can people bet parlays and believe "fighters" will perform adequately is beyond me.
Fag, go talk with bots and shills in /pol/ if you like it that much. You have no personality, either use nicknames I created or pol bantz. Acquire google personality and list HW dogshitstaini prospects all time if they're so fucking good. Number 2 on the list just got BTFOd into grave. When they sniff contention in non-manletweight division, or god forbid, big boy division, you can start larping as their boy.

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why was poirier so shook after his loss?

murmurmurmur

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The moment khabib tightened that choke the terror set in, the realization that he will have to tap in front of everybody after talking about how he will be the one to stop khabib and win the belt was overwhelming.

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>the terror set in, the realisation that chicken was near

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So I hadn't seen the fight, thanks for posting.

That was pretty superb, those setup strikes for the choke are hella good.

I don't know if it was hype. He looked dominant vs Dominick, and he was also crushing TJ in the first round. That dumbass exchange in the second fucked up his career. Lost the fight, his chin, and the story

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And that's why redemption arc is not realistic. High confidence mindset style, can't fight w/o it and with it he is exposed through his weakness. Dom was ideal matchup with his glass fists & telegraphed hookoverhand shit.

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Rate my new tat heem

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Seen him in metro today/10

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Conor would never get another man tattooed on him.

Trump comes out and glues hair to Dana's head while he cries.

Someone shop a copy of skyrim over that clipboard

Yes, she's super cute.

Vick fought this weekend?

It's based

Is that Cody? lmao why

bro

Slipknot?