Give me ONE reason why you haven’t taken the atleticopill yet and it better be good

Give me ONE reason why you haven’t taken the atleticopill yet and it better be good

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Yes

>pateti
Do you like to suffer, op?

No but I like winning

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Why would you support pateti then?

>right-wing fans
>wins trophies
>not full of plastics
>beautiful mixture of red and white
>Chad mentality
>european trophies
>kino stadium with a soul
>based Spanish owner
>non-reddit tier club
>top lad Felix and Costa , the most lovable caveman on our side
>we are winning trophies almost every season
>3rd the biggest club in Spain
>the best animegirls
>Cholo , the club icon
>cozy mattresses

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Holy shit, I... I don't know where to start.

I am not a plastic and instead support my hometown club, Holstein Kiel

Ah, un otro sufridor

KEK

enjoy your atleticopill while you can you dumb gook because next week you'll get the RonaldoHattrick pill whether you like it or not

because I don't want to be disappointed

>hattrick involves an offside goal and a penalty

uh no thanks

Only room for 1 pill, and it's the Pukkipill

>right-wing fans
You mean hooligans, they have a lot of left wing fans too
>wins trophies
They really dont. Meaningless, second tier trophies if anything.
>not full of plastics
You are a plastic fan, lad.
>red and white
Ruined by adding blue.
>Chad mentality
They are always whining about refs and big bullies barça and madrid.
>european trophies
0 UCLs after 3 finals.
>kino stadium with a soul
You mean the brand new WANDA (TM) Metropolitano?
>based spanish owner
Foreign owners are very rare in Spain. Even then, about half of ownership of the club is Chinese.
>non reddit tier club
Yes they are
>top lad felix and costa
Felix is very nice, not costa though
>winning trophies almost every season
Shit trophies if anything
>3rd biggest club in Spain
Not historically
>animegirls
Weebs deserve the gas chamber
>Cholo
Fraud who is nothing but a discount Mourinho and plays like shit, only tactic he is capable of using is parking the bus and even with great players he plays defensive football against shit teams, wasting their talent.

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t. Madribarsa customer from Albacete

>they hated user because he told them the truth

but Atletico is the 3rd biggest club in Spain currently and historically

my favourite Yea Forums posters are the vietnamese colchonero and the south korean who always post the rural apu
hope their life goes well

>has the the 3rd most silverware in Spain , not even counting Simeone era trophies
>not the 3rd biggest historically

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Debatable, I'd say Athletic is 3rd historically.

>gets relegated

who based in here?

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Athletic had 8 La Liga trophies and 0 european cups.

Atletico before the Simeone era had 9 La Liga trophies and planty of europeans cups.

*plenty of

>planty of europeans cups.
>one cup winners cup, one international cup they went to because the true winners didn't want to go, and one Europa League

>gets on all fours for Real Madrid in the CL
I'll pass

Okay so a few european cups. Still more than Athletic.

And Athletic has more Copas del Rey and have been more relevant than Atletico for longer period of time, not to mention Atletico was created quite literally by Athletic fans as an Athletic franchise in the capital.

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I like winning trophies
so thats why I support Boavista FC

>Not rating the period of based Jesus Gil

Imagine being so plastic that you don't support your local team, the mighty Albacete Balompié, AKA the clockwork cheese.

Based fellow Atletico fan. Lads, we are going for a treble.

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I dont have anything to wash it down with.

>proper football
>future GOAT
>brave English right back
>based manager
>sell their best players and get better every year
>only Spanish team that aren't a laughing stock right now
consider me pilled

Wash it down with the tears of Cucktalans and Halalfags

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Because your ultras are literal Nazis and Alt-Right scum.

choker

Wtf I love Atletico

They should have never changed their logo or built that plastic stadium

Soccer? Shit’s gay, man.

it was everything good until animegirl

Why?

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I don't live in Madrid

Are Everton the 4th biggest club in England?

Basado

Disgusting Nazi enabling pig. 2020 can’t come soon enough. It’s all fun now until Kamala gets elected.