/nfl/ Minnysoda edition

What's /ourguy/'s ceiling, boys?

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Kills me a little to see Cobb out of green and gold
Glad he's doing well though.

me

based, fuck that lazy niggers

stfu

:(

I bet Aaron Rodgers loves his mustache.

He's gonna get a massive push. NFL has selected him as the next "lovable underdog meme QB" now that Russell Wilson has gotten too popular

He has a fun look and plays for an obscure team so the NFL will do everything it can to make sure he succeeds

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This thread has gotten off to a great start

Stay fucking assblasted, your team is trash, Shitcago

Career XFL backup

>I don’t make fun creative news posts
>I’m so lazy that I just copy paste rotoworld

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>barr decided to stay with the vikings
>J*ets picked up vedvik even tho he kicked like ass in the preseason
>vedvik cost them the game
>bailey is elite again
did the J*ets take away our kicking curse?

Want to hear a joke?
The Cleveland brown football club

Guys, I'm struggling here. Can somebody kindly remind me what NFC North team has a loss?

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FUCK MILLIE PHILLY PHILLY
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>fun
>creative

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barr is a nigger who enjoys the shit climate so fuck him

>implying I’m not a fan of team that has embarrassed the Vikings in the playoffs recently

WIDE LEFT

That's not a joke, that's just sad

>Bragging about beating the fucking injured Dedskins

hahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.

based pupper thread

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/justexisting/ reporting in

Guys please stop using the n word. This is a safe space for all peoples.

well it wasn't the packers
and it wasn't the vikings.
the lions lose a lot, was it them?

Have fun missing the playoffs

Technically: Bears
Spiritually: Lions

EIGHTY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS for a QB that doesn't even throw for 100 YARDS!!!!!

STOP SAYING THE N WORD

How long has Patricia got?

I think Bevell can stay, Stafford looked great most of the game

Hmm...
I know the lions didn't WIN
but a loss??
Who could that be?

nanners

>Brisett actually looks good
>we actually have a good running back now
>offense looks elite
>Defense is still shit though
>we have no kicker because AV didn't want to retire even though he's 44 ffs (still love him for all he's done but c'mon)
>lost to Rivers AGAIN

I don't know what to feel Coltsbros

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Did you know that Kirk Cousins is a good benchmark to know if your team is good? If they beat you you’ll most likely finish under .500

bears in many ways won the story of the night

all week it will be bears reports on nfl network
who
what
when
where
how

>lose game because kicker is ass and lost 2 key defensive players

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This is objectively correct

Imagine giving up 20 points to the patriots. Not even the Rams do that.

who /undefeateddivision/ here?

Um...fellas? Am I reading this correctly? ;)

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>his team needs his QB to throw 300 yards in order to dominate football games
SAD!

NFCBEST

I think the most frustrating thing for me with the lions is the state of the offensive line. Quinn has made reasonable and good moves to fix it, but the players just keep fucking up or getting hurt. What else is he supposed to do?

APOLOGIZE

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the washington racists deserve to lose

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OH NO NO NO NO NO *wheeze* LOOK AT THAT LIL NIGGA DOWN THERE

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fuck Chip Kelly

>his team can't dominate the opposition without throwing the ball 40 times
lol

Yes, a tie counts as half a win.

Only thing it showed was that no NFC North team is good enough to make it to a championship game. Like last year you'll have once team that gets bounced early in the playoffs, two average teams, and one bottom feeder. The only sure thing is the Lions not winning the division.

Might as well add the Falcon to the NFC North, they're the only other NFC team that has as many excuses as the below-average NFC North teams.

>try to get myself excited for the jets
>this shit happens
thanks I hate it. at least they arent the jints

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>literally last in the division
>BEHIND THE LIONS

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FUCKING SHIT
FIRE TOMLIN
TRADE BEN TO THE BUCS

If you think Minshew will get a push from the NFL, you should wait until the Hillinski kid goes pro. His older brother was supposed to be the guy to replace Minshew before the season began but he an heroed it right before the season began at Wazzu, now his younger brother is at South Carolina and I all but guarantee you if he goes pro, the league will despicably use his brother's suicide as a storyline about overcoming adversity. If he ever makes it, they will NEVER shut up about his brother killing himself.

I am a 3rd generation giants fan and my 4 year old son told me that his favorite player is number 4 on the cowboys today. I lost every bet i made. I miss the offseason.

hate them both
clean house with top 5 pick this offseason
martha is a worse mccaskey (who is already terrible)

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Your son doesn't know shit about football. Dak isn't good.

Dak = Elite
Cowboys Offense = Elite
Cowboys Defense = Elite
Cowboys = Elite
Cowboys Fans = Elite

get dabbed on haters

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I’m a 3rd generation Seahawks fan and my 4 year old son came out to me as trans. He says his favorite players are the cheerleaders which he aspires to become. I won the lottery of life. I miss my wife.

another year, another 8-8 season

Too bad you and your son weren't on the building that collapsed on 9/11

my 8 year old asked why does trump supporter Brady have so many high powered assault weapons on offense
i did not know how to respond
i am literally shaking right now as i type

had to take him to mall of america and buy him whatever dress he wanted to clear our minds

>loses to a backup quarterback next Sunday

Imagine thinking your team is good because you beat the Falcons or Giants.

>>another year, another 8-8 season
>he literally hasn't watched football since 2013
kek

Imagine thinking your team is good

HOL
DUP
HOL
DUP
HOL
DUP
HOL
DUP
HOL
DUP
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I'm a 3rd generation Chiefs fan and my 4 year old son just said Tyreek Hill is his favorite player. I punched him and he thanked me for being just like Tyreek. I miss my therapist.

Imagine thinking your team is good because you beat the Redskins

Heh nice try, giants.

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im a pats fan retard

Wouldn't make much difference if I really hadn't

>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, absolutely STYLED all over the poo york gnats
>mfw faggot haters have been VIOLENTLY shitting their pants in fear of the dominance of america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw early season cope posts are in FULL swing

it sure feels GREAT being a fan of the best team in the NFL, america's team, the dallas cowboys. how pissed off are you faggot haters right now?

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STOP TALKING TRASH ON THE NFCN

Packers are STRATEGIC
Vikings are STRONG
Bears
Lions are COURAGEOUS

Yeah me too

nah, if I were one of those smug fucks I'd bother to attach an image of their god

WE DEM BOYZ
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>why yes I have been a cowboys fan my home life
>of course I remember our dynasty in the 90’s

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jesus christ the fucking stoolers

>America's team
>Dallas

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You may only post ITT if you have an elite QB, not so fast everyone but Ravens fans.

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Stoolers receiving core is absolute dog shit

shitty twitter meme, how embarrassing

This is fucking embarassing. AB must be enjoying this shit.

>we dem boyz

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whats going on i thought their defense was elite

Pats secondary is insane

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unironically get him checked for autism

>stoolers getting dabbed on in Gillette
>not the most predictable outcome of the year

But, of course, my team is the Minisomalia Vikucks...
How could you tell?

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Hm, what did they mean by this? The Chicago Bears, that is

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"w-we beat the giants guy!"

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Based. Where did all the Leaveland cucks go? They've been talking so much shit.

packers are CHAD
vikings are BASED
lions
bears TRY REALLY HARD

fucking hell they're going to win it all again aren't they?

Like this?
FAKE HEADLINES GUY IS HERE, AND MARRIED!

NE: Brown dealing with serious knee injury
GB: Rodgers lobbies NFL to allow chaps in uniforms
ARZ: Larry Fitzgerald: "Fuck it, I'm gonna be the QB"
OAK: Raiders gain new sponsor, P.F. Chang's
DET: Lions want more out of their team
OAK: Gruden spotted exiting hotel with Tomlin
DAL: Dak ends holdout after realizing he has bills to pay
IND: Colts offered deal to Peyton, Eli, both fell through
HOU: Texans to sign Colt McCoy to GM position
PHI: Eagles QB Wentz voted most likable man on the team, boo'd when he declined to speak
MIA: Dolphins workout Tim Tebow, Kaepernick, Carli Lloyd
NYJ: Jets forget which QB is starting, lose 41-9

listened to talking heads
thought the steelers would be motivated to catch a september pats team missing some players
should have known the steelers D is still steaming trash they forgot to take out after 2016. should have known bros

Ahem ...

Niners?

Browns fans are plastic as fuck. Worse than Patriot fans.

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ravens taking this shit division
unironically will get dabbed on by the colts in the wildcard round though

I give two or three more games

you got married? happy 4 u :)

A for effort

KEK, BASED

fuck off faggot, no one cares what you think

>Worse than Patriot fans

Is this possible? I mean, Cowboys fans are really, REALLY trying to give them a run for their money, but...

t. little faggot zoomer. get lost, ass wipe.

And Rat Bird fans are talking like they just won the owl.

>the end of that Bungals-Xehawks game
I know the game was already lost, but that last call is adding insult to injury. How the fuck do you "fumble" the ball 12 yards downfield toward a receiver

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They haven't been 8-8 since 2013 though

You have ten seconds to tell me a single legitimate reason why the Patriots won't repeat as champs this year.

go to bed beaner

Based Goldy

Not him but it's more Mexico's team than America's team, which is sad when you consider they like the Raiders and Steelers a lot more

Roger Goodell

Lamar Jackson

Man you haven't been here long then

Lamar Jackson

Because they'll score less points than the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game retard

Take your meds, user.

Patrick Mahomes

Better not be any greasy hook nosed yids itt

Lamar Jackson

Is AB at the game?

>you

I can't. What has happened in the last week is proof the season is already rigged for them to win it all.

Three inevitable things in life are Death, Taxes, and the Patriots being a contender this season in the NFL.

>Gordon-Edelman-Brown-Thomas spread formation
God damned it

trip back on Old Gay

>post tfw the pats have the most stacked roster they’ve ever had this year

Dream on mutthomes fanboy

Brady just threw 40 yards into triple coverage and Gordon caught it.

Isn't he supposed to be washed up or something

Lamar Jackson

I'm not but I had to call out your bullshit

He said legitimate, not someone who chokes against the Chorgers

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fuck, this game would've been even better if AB was playing lmao

not an argument

factually wrong, not an argument

not an argument

based roach

based goat f*cker

Ots the third most popular team in Mexico and considering everyone outside of Dallas hates them, then I am right

I know the Dolphins lost by a billion points, but the way the Patriots are dominating the Steelers right now is just fucking embarrassing.

Neither is saying "t. little faggot zoomer"

'ate the FUDGE packers
'ate the bears
'ate the lions
'ate the pass game
'ate pass blocking
'ate kicking
'ate kickers
'ate the offense
'ate shovelin snow
luv the run game
luv the corners
luv putting shoes on before pants
luv the defense
luv dalvin cook
luv mall of America
luv giving up draft picks for kickers
luv saying for sure
luv fishing

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So many of todays games have been extremely one-sided

fuck off attention whore

>beasr are last in the division
Back to form

Today was the first time the Lions actually pissed me off in a few in a few years. I'm used to them falling apart but god damn. I wasn't hopeful to begin with but I can only imagine the shitshow coming up when they play real teams.

Cringe

Apologize

to quote krusty the clown: "The pie gag is only funny when the sap's got dignity!"

>his qb needs to throw for more than 100 yards to absolutely assblast his opponent

Lamar Jackson

>Brady fumbles for an 8 yard completion

Baste

Nah, NFL prohibits playing this soon after signing

I want to thank the Patriots for giving the Seahawks all the tape they’ll need to beat this washed up franchise.

point spread of the dolphins vs pats game next week

A lot

OH NO NO NO NO

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being too stupid to read while also ignoring history is not an argument

being too stupid to understand context and subtly shifting the goal posts is not an argument

>beat Florida State International
>being suddenly smug and cocky
Fucking nigger

Old Bay is a mod and sucks dicks on the regular

Old Bay is a pretty cool dude

I think my dog is trans. She always humps the other dogs. I’m so proud of her.

Spread almost as wide as ur mums asshole

Can someone remind me how well Julio Jones, the highest paid receiver in the league, did today?

I think my sister takes creepshots of me.

Neither is saying "t. little faggot zoomer".
Take your meds or eat a Snickers, user.

Yeah I know he's not able to play but is he at least allowed to sit on the sideline?

based

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why you ugly fuck?

>no bears posters to be seen
At least packchads and vikesbros shitpost when the teams are bad, where are you piece of shit bears fans

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one and a half

also pats gonna win the owl again probably, who can stop them...

>not an argument
Are these the Texas intellectuals I keep hearing about? Your sub 90 IQ is doing wonders for the future of your state

Absolutely based and redpilled

No.

Bucs should actually trade for Rosen.

post pix and we'll judge Fabio

Leave the Patriots to me

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based, sorry Herm Edwards destroyed your career with 800+ touches in 2 years

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Big Ben is fucking finished. His throws are fucking as terrible as his sorry ass receiving depth.

>the highest paid receiver in the league had 6 catches for 31 yards and 1 TD
This has to be a mistake, right?

>The Eagles should chose Foles over Wentz because Wentz is injury prone

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all teams should just forfiet the season and give the owl to brady
just give him another ring already.
I fucking hate pats fans. I cant wait until he retires and you faggots go back to the bandwagon basement.

but Toms the greatest ever and its not even funny how good that team looks right now without brown even.

I like you

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>Johnson has been arrested at least six times since 2003.
lmao what an irrelevant piece of shit

Wince has never beaten Tom Brady

>Half those yards and td were in the waning minutes of absolute garbage time

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Should have posted a picture of Wilson or Cam since they at least have winning records over the Pats

calm down and dilate

seething

Kelly Clarkson looking thicc but not in a good way.

Not with that fucking Pass D

and Tom Brady has never beaten Wentz. Touche faggot.

you're the one whose body is trying to close its frankengina

>luv saying for sure
>luv fishing
got my number. not even mad.

Can someone remind me of the current NFCN standings?

What if Goodell finally gets his dream of a Patriots/Cowboys Super Bowl?

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big mad

>Cowboys
Not a chance in hell

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Hasn’t stopped him from winning more playoff games and owls than him now has it?

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If vicucks onky posted when they had a good team we'd never see them

Cowboys will not sniff an owl as long as senile old Jones is around

SOMEONE STOP THE PATRIOTS, THEY CAN'T WIN ANOTHER ONE.

Lamar might actually be the best QB in the AFCN.

don't worry, they won't. i'm from the future

bet on the phins to cover
beli will blow the game against flores to set him up and break in AB

burying your head in the sand is not an argument

projection is not an argument

t. The only losing team in the NFCN

he's been in the league longer retard, duh. glad you have that as a comeback

Based

based
chiniggers are reddit/twitter crowd and cant handle banter

No but seriously, all you race baiting incels need to apologize to Lamar Jackson right fucking now. Guy is the most charismatic human being since Hitler, idk why you all hate on him.

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i take it back, you're not a cool guy

We've been steadily posting for the last 6 years shitlord, keep up
>hyped up for one season on a bitch schedule
>fans disappear

JAX: Screws needed for Nick Foles surgery to use metal from stolen Philadelphia light poles
CHI: HC Nagy found wandering the streets of Chicago, nude and repeatedly muttering "Double Doink"
ARI: Lost QB Murray found playing with the blocks in the in-stadium daycare center
KC: QB Mahommes lands a grand slam, double eagle, and puts DeepBlue in check during NFL game, crowd yawns apathetically
NE: Retired TE Gronkowski loses 45 lbs after finally removing knee, arm, and back braces
HOU: DE Watt slightly stumbles departing team bus, shatters comedically
DEN: With Chad Kelly departure, it now falls on QB Lock to drunkedly break into a stranger's home, QB Lock responds "Wait, what?"
MIA: Trade Rumors: QB Rosen trading career out of fear of Fitzpatrick Injury Curse, per source
WSH: TE Reed thinks current year is 2006, believes he is late for Mrs Palmers Biology class

He had a 13 wonderlic score, he's a literal retard

Say my name

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fuck off clown. you're the biggest racist on this board.

Bears sure talked a lot of hype. They must be leading the division, right?

Lamar "Only good QB in the division" Jackson

RG IV

Saying not an argument is a way of deflecting from the original point which means you also do not have an argument
>inb4 projection
Prove me wrong

Toby

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>not a beasr fan in sight
They were literally swarming the place all last week.

Fantastic rebuttal

I stole this from another thread. Hats off to whoever made it.

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Neither is saying "t. little faggot zoomer".

Imagine abandoning Romo for fucking Dak Prescott.

If the impossible ever happened and we got a Cowboys-Pats Owl, who exactly is the good guy?

They've all been drowned out in the collective laughter at the Browns, Dolphins, Giants, and now Stoolers.

earthquake

who cares faggot. I'll steal the breath out of your mouth if you let me.

Viqueens have been trash for a little more than 6 years bro

We are still winning the division.

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>all the meme teams were BTFO this week
sweet justice. Fuck the beasr, clowns, stoolers, lelphins

Make sure to post this picture next Sunday too

Pats, that's a retarded question. From Yea Forums to real life, cowboys fans would never stop talking shit. Look at their attitude after not winning a single thing in 20 years

>Multiple division titles

Stay fucking mad faggot

Aww that's so romantic.

Remind of your position in the division.

Last.

After Lamar dabs on the Retardinals? Ok.

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Got a lot of lombardi's do ya?

>more superbowl losses than the fucking bills
Lol

>muh division titles

This is the cry of the faggot with no rings to cling to

Welcome home.

Better follow through on that

I like how the Steelers have just given up.

I am both hurt and insulted by this post

>The same
>Somehow more

Kys shitcago, least we made it there 4 times

They lack fortitude

...in draft position
too bad that 1st rounder is in gruden's pocket

/Bills Owl 2020/
Lamar Jackson is based but ultimately bluepilled

Brady should've retired after last year. You couldn't have asked for a better or more storybook ending to his career. Beating the Rams in the superbowl his first year as a starter and the last. What a goddamn waste.

BARRRROOOOOOOOOOOO

Based false flagger. Well done

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Won't last.

>beasr are fighting for the top draft pick
>don’t even have a first round pick in 2020
LMAO

Bill really hates black people doesn’t he

Huh?

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Thinking of signing a QB this week?

who is the best special teams coach of all time?

>the bears have won multiple superbowls
>their qb doesn't cost $84 million
>they made the playoffs with the next blake bortles
Lol

The bears have won a singular Owl.

>Bragging about Bitch Trubitchskey

hahahahahahhahahahahaha fucking neck yourself

Imagine losing to the fucking ass packers

>not bad enough to get Tua
>not good enough to win more than 5 games

Cant wait for Licht to "fall in love" with another defensive prospect that is good but not elite while we ignore his track record of bust after bust

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Fuck off cucme

You never seen the nose thing from Berserk?

It seems that vicucks are more obsessed with the bears success than bears fans.

Isn't it true that the Bucs have never once given a QB an extension since they joined the league? Not that Winston should be the one to break that chain but still

What bears fans?

Based

>tfw based lice12 banned getaspic’s trip
>Vikings start doing good
Man he really was badluck

>EVERYONE BUT THE CENTER

>Kys shitcago, least we made it there 4 times
>bragging about losing SBs.
I still think Trubisky can be competent, at least good enough to win the division and once in the playoffs we'll see how it goes.

EVERYBODY BUT THE FUCKING CENTER

>I think trubisky can be competent
This is why the bears won’t win

Reminder that Kirk Cousins sucks and all his success is on the back of defenses.

Seethe

>Reminder that Brady sucks and all his success is on the back of defenses and coaching.

All Trushitsky has to do is become a serviceable game manager as his defense is good enough to carry him most games

I hope the Steelers go 4-12

What's the reason the vikings won't win?

We have eyes but thank you

The Vikings are winning. They’re 1-0. What is the bear’s record currently?

Steelers' brains are fucking short-circuiting lol, false start by everyone but center

AFC NORTH FINAL STANDINGS

1. Ravens 11-5
2. Steelers 7-9
3. Bengals 6-10
4. Browns 4-12

What success?

Why do the patriots always have a cupcake schedule?

Jills, lolphins, and jets

Super Bowl MVP of Super Bowl 54

THOSE NEXT 5 PATRIOTS GAMES HAHAHAHAHAHA

>shakes the pass rusher and scrambles for 30 yards before threading a needle to mike evans for 50 yards
> two plays later throws it directly to a wide open defender with zero buccaneer receivers within a square mile

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>AB is living with Brady while he househunts
Holy hell

I think he’s won a playoff game or something. Nothing really important.

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>HEY GUYS WE WON A GAME
lol

He’s like a black Russell Wilson.

I think we should talk about the Cowboys some more.

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>acting like wins aren’t all that matters
Lmao, literal cope

Are you implying they'll beat the gnats?

Is having the entirety of ESPN gargle your balls all day not enough for you jackasses?

>imagine replacing your alternator that keeps breaking with a new one
Romo was old and broken. Get over it dick rider.

Is that why he got
>$84,000,000

>beasr

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I love witnessing the birth of meme images

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You must be kidding. Surly a man who has only beat 3 teams over .500 wouldn’t deserve such earnings.

he's ugly as fuck

It's just cute that a week 1 win means so much to you

Reminder that the beasr traded up to get trubisky

Brb I have to take a shit. Nobody post while I'm gone.

>coping so hard that you reject the regular season

Ok

Right, Rodgers sucks fucking balls too

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Okay bby

Offering that kind of contract is only something you'd do if you accidentally put your pants on before your shoes.

How many spots did they trade up again?

What quarterback is the Buccaneers trading for this week?

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Trubisky for Winston

Aaron Rodgers sucks against good teams too. I like how you use that to cope. He’s only ever won anything when they’ve had a strong defense. Kirk is so bad he can’t even win an owl with an elite defense.

Eli on the bucs would be comfy

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>GUYS OUR QB IS BETTER THAN A GUY WHO PLAYS FOR THE FUCKING LIONS
lol

>ignoring rodger’s 5-23

Thank you for all the tape, Patriots.

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That seemed kind of petty by Pittsburgh...

>completely ignores rodgers

What do the vikings have again this year? An elite defense dumb fuck.

>only pay attention to the stats that support my narrative
lol

Yeah but they don’t have Aaron Rodgers you dense fuck

Why even watch? Pats are going to win.

The game is over my dude

>kyler murrays cadence sounds like a 13 year old on xbox live in 2009
holy fucking shit im actually cracking up. hes so tiny on the field and his teeny voice holy shit lel

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The reason I’m watching is to see if the patriots actually win or not. If they do I’ll just quit the NFL for good even if Brady announces retirement afterwards

>yfw da pats win da super bowl

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Brady was 5-0 against them Foxborough. I don't know what anyone expected other than a W. Pat's losing season won't come for another 2-3 years

Matt Stafford is the most talented qb in the league

he should went with baseball, really

>white qb
>NFL selecting them as the next meme qb

ur a funny guy

Antonio Brown to move in to Brady's house

>NOOOOOOOOO YOUR NARRATIVE DOESNT FIT MY NARRATIVE
cope seethe puckcuck

>Foles should’ve stayed in Philly instead of that injury prone Wince!

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I like Brees cadence. He sounds like a nerd.
DOWN. BLUE80.

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What of good Solonious?

Pittsburgh CLASSIC!!
HAHAAHAH THE SHITTSBURGH STEELSHITS HAVENT BEAT THE PATRITS SINCE 2009

YOUR DUMB NIGGER COACH IQ IS NO MATCH COMPARED TO BILL AHAHHAHAAHAHH

WHITE POWER > STUPID NIGGER THUGS
SHITTSBURGH WILL NEVER, EVER BEAT THE PATRIOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

BIG BEN IS WASHED UP… ANTONIO BROWN.. Your bestplayer?He’s ours now
.. RYAN SHAZIER.. PRALYZED FOR BEING A CHEAP SHOTTING NIGGER.. MAYBE NOW HE WILL STOP LEADING WITH THE CROWN OF HIS HELMET.. THUG NIGGER…

Now wh don’t you shittsburgh fans watch Brady operate a clinic on your shitty fucking nigger filled team

Get blown the fuck out

Steelshits exposed,

>n-ne's dynasty over!

HAHAHAHAHA

>STOOLERS

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHITTSBURGH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KEKEKEKEKEK

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

DIARRHEA IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!

A STOOLERS CLASSIC

STOOLERS SUCKING DICK
BRADY IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF SHITTSBURGH DEFENDERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE SHITTSBURGH STOOLERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT shittsburgh STOOLers are

holy fucking kek

the patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh shittsburgh may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL

honestly shittsburgh might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO shittsburgh fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT SHITTSBURGH ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFf

>Tom Brady is too old he's done in this league!
>He doesn't even have AB or DT yet
>Gronk just retired
Patriots should've dropped their 6th and 7th banners to save us all time.

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surprised you haven't posted this to Facebook yet

It is pretty lopsided. Brady is now 6-0 against the Steelers in Foxborough with 21TD 0INT. But at least they have a pretty good record facing the Patriots in Heinz, and they beat the Pats one year when Brady was out.

>DT
He wouldn't make a difference either way.

How did you guys like the SNF theme? I love the rock theme of waiting all day for Sunday night! I know have a reason to wait for Sunday night.

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I’ll come visit you at the hospital Nick.

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>the absolute state of the shittsrugh stoolers
AFCN winner will like 9-7 or some shit at this rate

based

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thicc

>iggles happy because they beat a shitty Washington defense

Honestly makes me think they might lose to the Xecucks next week. Although they'll at least score some TDs in that game

he looking like Bartolo colon here

>Dallasfags happy they beat a shitty giants team

>being this dumb

Who else loves Michaels/Collinsworth sign-off? It can't get more kino than that.

Why don't the Patriots just sit their starters now? The only reason the ills, jest, and lolphins aren't going 0-16 is because they have to play one another twice. The pats could send their best players on a paid vacation until January and easily win their division and get a guaranteed home game in the offseason.

They wouldn't even need a first round bye. Who's going to stop them? Certainly not the queef's defense, and the chorgers shit themselves every time they're near Brady.

Same could be said about the Ravens and Cowboys

>Forgetting the incumbent Ravens

Good fucking lord how much ive missed Desean Jackson on this football team
non bandwagon bird fans know the feel

>Reporter: Mike, why did you decide to kick that field goal from the one?
>Tomlin: It is what it is. The standard is the standard.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at least its not that 'we ready' ungabunga shit

The owl is in Miani this year.

>
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Dolphins open as 14 1/2 point underdogs to NE next week, per Betonline.ag. Good night.

they want home field to solidify things

LMFAO

what the fuck does uncle ruckus even mean when he speaks

Dude needs to lose 40 lbs

I know right. Bet now that line is way too fucking low

Tomlin is so fucking done, jesus christ

looking a little diabetic there

LITERALLY KISSED THE RING LIVE ON TELEVISION

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that seems generous

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Big Ben needs to retire. He's done, and so are the Steelers championship hopes.

I think Bill and Brady finally broke him.

Why the fuck is AB staying at Tom Brady's home? Does he WANT his wife to be blacked?

Yes?

>game in Miami
Fuck it I'll drop $20 on the Lelphins why not

Brady is going to bleach AB himself

Alexa
post those modeling pics of Gisele being touched by niggers

He wanted to save the shutout

People here made fun of the eagles for keeping Wentz over foles, citing his supposed injury proneness

I dont think you watch the game today. Ravens scored 6 tds by half. When the dolphins arent tanking I would do the same but this franchise is a dumpster fire right now. Players have given up

he could have run that one play in for a touchdown if he wasnt so fat

He's like 26 who the fuck thinks he's washed up?

Tom has a guest house that's bigger than your actual house. Stop with this cuck meme. It was stale 5 years ago and it's just lazy shitposting now

Why does Tomlin talk so much? You don't hear Belichick explaining himself after losses like this.

they made Lamar Jackson look like Patrick Mahomes

He is going to assert his dominance fucking hs new slave. Like every alpha dude should do.

also AB and gordon are motivated coming into it. I am telling you guys the pats are going 16-0/15-1

>It is what it is. The standard is the standard.
J U S T
U
S
T

Jiggaboos gotta jig

refer to

He has a 4000 sq ft guest house for Brown to live in while he finds a place.

I get the hospitality, but seriously, is AB the kind of guy you actually invite to your home? Or does Brady know that AB is actually a decent guy and not the diva everyone thinks he is?

no one thought this was funny?
deserves a you

Brady is just that nice of a guy.

*wins*

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>Per a league source with knowledge of the situation, multiple Dolphins players contacted their agents after Sunday’s season-opening blowout loss and directed them to attempt to engineer trades elsewhere.
Is Reshad Jones coming to the Patriots?

Only if he was doing yard work. Beyond that I wouldn't trust him.

I let my friend live with me after he got kicked out for doing heroin and it didn't' bite me in the ass and I helped somebody I care about in the process

I'm well aware of that but it's not like I care about a mesely $20 to begin with. It's like buying a scratcher, you don't expect to win but it's nice when you do

> aaihs.org/men-without-pants-masculinity-and-the-enslaved/

He wants to build rapport plus being close to Brady should encourage AB to behave plus seeing if he can actually be detrimental to the team.

>Kyler Murray is 0-0-1 as a starter

Embarrassing desu

>3 point teams
Rams
Bears
Steelers

how's your black son feel about it?

>Eli Manning and Aaron Rodgers played average
>literally every other quarterback either played at an elite level or like total shit
What the absolute fuck even happened this week? Explain this, /nfl/.

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>Dolphins have a fucking fire sale

It's not even Week 3 yet. But, sure, why not? Who's left in Miami that other teams might be interested in?

Who looked worse today, Murray or Mayfield?

>Brown still to come

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do you know how to post videos toooo facebook?!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tampa_Bay_Buccaneers_starting_quarterbacks

They are the premier destination for owl winning Journeyman QBs.

>Doug Williams
>Trent Dilfer
>Brad Johnson

Impressive really. They've literally never had a good QB in the 40-something years the team has existed.

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can any falcons fans tell me about their D?
Im almost believing in dalvin cook and I need someone to shut me down.

I mean dalvin isnt that good right? its just I thought the falcons had a good run D this year. jarrett and all along that line.

I wouldn't be surprised if Brown doesn't make it half the season on the Patriots. Thought it's pretty much confirmed that he was putting on an act to get off the Raiders I don't think he's going to take the backseat very well.

>thinks there will be no mishaps with "crazy uncle tony" and a massive gunfight between AB's niggas and Brady's estate security when he gets cut and him and his homies won't move out

Tom Brady is the only elite quarterback on that list

it's funny because I went on the stoolers plebbit and they were clowning the browns for losing by 30

>i don't know what variance is
is this the level of retard that posts here? i constantly see posts of people that don't even know what players are on what team. are these the type of people popping off at the mouth with their shitty opinions and predictions? people that don't know basic statistics and the actual rosters of the teams?

>You don't hear Belichick explaining himself after losses like this.
How can he explain losses that don't happen?

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He did.

>We're on to Cincinnati.

kek gaysconsin

He was the last of a proud line of MN shitposters, now lost to a golden bygone era

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Yeah but it’s the pats.

The Bengals were destined to lose that game, but that they performed as well as they did is promising. Clean up the chimpouts and bad timeout usage and that could have been a win.

AYO WHITE BOIS YO TIME IS DUN HERE WE KANGS FINNA BE QBS NAO

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Okay so the #1 reciever is Brown or Gordon. Edelman is the slot reciever and Thomas the third/fourth I guess when he gets back. Harry and Dorsett and make impacts later in the season maybe.

the chimpouts had nothing to do with the turnovers and missed field goals

Pat is an honorary white boy. Partied with him a couple times in Lubbock. Cool guy though, likes showing off.

>3 of them aren’t fully black and one is hawaian

If Dak does this for a couple more games, does it prove he's the second-best QB from the 2016 class?

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Good night guys. See you Monday night!

You are a dense autistic motherfucker. I want people to talk about the variance, dumbass. Thus why I acted oblivious and provocative. So people will respond to it. But you are such a fucking Melvin that you need to raise your noise at anyone that is more casual about statistics than you. Congratulations, you are an enormous autist.

hmm, still too stupid to make an argument. not surprising.

repeating yourself to deflect from the fact that you're still too stupid to understand context is not an argument

Will Tomlin finish the season?

Mayfield by far. Murray is still a midget.

You are INCREDIBLY LUCKY. In 90% of cases that move blows up in your face. I have a friend that owes me 200 dollars and I'm pretty much done helping people because of it.

No one cares about your shitty headlines you autist.

The chimpouts had to do with giving the Seahawks a touchdown drive. If either that doesn't happen or they do make the field goal(s), they win. it runs both ways. Both teams had egregious turnovers so I'm calling that even. Kirkpatrick nigging it up is something that never needed to happen.

defenses played like shit because everyone skips preseason

look at how many wide open WRs there were

>tfw Brady has a 140 passer rating at one point
>he kept playing for no reason with like 10 minutes left and tanked it to 124
Guess he wanted more practice or something.

truly better days

>police12 ever banning me
how? and why?
that stupid nigger is the only other trip still here that I actually can talk football with.
RIP harbaaawwwww

>responding to a post from 2 hours ago
now this is autism

Week 1 happened. You can't really tell how good teams/players are until week 4.

he doesnt need to worry about stats

he wont though
nagy will keep setting him up as a play action gunslinger because he has the arm for it and trub will INT his way through losses to any good defense

>People actually thought the Ravens wouldn't win the division again

>Stafford looked great, gunslingin at will
>TJ Hockenson is going to be elite
>defense looked good most of the game with 2 kissing key starters

It was basically the coaching that cost us the game, right loinsbros?

lol a keeper

>The absolute state of Ben Roethlisberger and Baker Mayfield
How much if it was facing high end defenses and how much of it was Roethlisberger being dead/Baker being a bust?

Also how much is AB laughing his ass off right now? "Trade me and find out" has 100% worked in his favor so far.

What even happened to all the trips around here

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Yeah, Goff sucks

football

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Let's slow the roll slightly. I do think they're favorites after seeing them play, but it was the Dolphins my dude. I think they are legit going to go 0-16.

The Ravens are probably favorites even though they basically played against a high school team. But I gotta say I liked how the Bengals looked. I know that's crazy, but it feels like they kinda shoulda won that game barring a bit of refball.

The Steelers should have fucking traded Ben, he's old and washed up and a huge asshole. Trade him for peanuts to any team that will have him, he's never winning shit in Pittsburgh again and he's now actively sabotaged multiple attempts for the Steelers to rebuild. Plus, again, he's a huge fucking dick. Everybody talks about AB being a locker room cancer, but Ben seems to be just as much of a cancer in his own way.

1st Team All-Pro: Dak Prescott
2nd Team All-Pro: Lamar Jackson

Pro Bowlers: Dak Prescott, Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, Marcus Mariota, Tom Brad

>Plays the Redskins and dolphins next

Yeah the cowcuck fans are going to be screaming that he's the next Brady, they'll give him $40mil/yr with $112mil guaranteed and then the cowboys go 7-9 for the season.

With Nick Foles busting his collar bone the Titans I think are the best team in that division. The Colts will test them though, Brissett is not bad. The Texans have an awful D and no o line. 6 wins at best

well shit, the Sehawks may actually have a chance.

What the fuck happened Stiller's?

Let's honestly think about it: other than the 1 sideline tantrum of throwing the gatorade tankard or whatever, what did AB actually do that was unjustified? Don't look at his skin color, look at the situation. He really didn't do anything wrong other than stick up for himself. Maybe the 1 other thing you can call him on is the immaturity stuff(locker room vid, personal conduct stuff like throwing furniture etc)

But let's keep it strictly to what AB actually did wrong ON the Steelers/in the locker room. There really isn't much. Ben is 90% of the problem in their dispute.

>NFC South looking like its gonna send another 8-8 team to the playoffs again

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They got rid of their two best offensive weapons
now people are surprised their production is down

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>nfc south
>8-8
Nigga the saints are a 10 win team at worst.

somehow things are even worse than i thought

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Titans looking good. And we haven't seen the Texans yet. I think those two will be really competitive. Hell, even the Colts looked really solid. The only one out of the race is the Jaguars.

Out of all the teams that spilled their spaghetti this week, the AFCS actually did almost none. They were all decent.

Goff finna win the super bowl this year.

Refball didn't lose the game for the Bengals, they made some classic Bengal mistakes. It's telling that most of them were by veterans too, the rookies are looking really good by comparison. They get to grow into the new scheme right off the bat while the others have to adapt into it. There were a couple points that game hinged on, like the Seahawks getting the ball back after Brown forced a fumble off them, and Lockett gouging them for that huge TD. Seattle was just more disciplined toward the end after getting flagged a lot in the first half. I think they'll do well going forward though, seeing their performance there changes my expectations about a lot of their more middling matchups.

t. Bungals fan

hr dsif ngv douyh

Oh fuck I'm drunk and thought you said AFCS. I am sorry. It will never happen again. :(

The AFC South is a fucking wasteland if the Tits are the best team. Toxins once again should have an easy path to the playoffs.

>Luck noped out of the game
>BDN dead for the forseeable future
>Mariota has never been good

If Deshaun Watson doesn't go 6-0 in the division this season he might as well retire.

NFC and AFC are two different things homie

You dont understand the dark magic that governs the NFC South and how even Drew Brees is governed by the gods of the south east

the ol' fumblerooski
steelers version

Lads, is it gonna be another Pats Owl win season? I don't know how much longer I can take this.

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in 2014 rodgers beat the eagles, new england
dallas in the playoffs
2015: seahawks, chiefs, steelers, vikings
beat redskins in playoffs
2016: lions twice, giants, seahawks
beat giants and dallas in playoffs
2017: seahawks
2018: bears
11 wins not counting doubles or playoffs
14 including playoffs no doubles
what weird cherrypicking is this image?

classic simpsons

Just accept the inevitable. It's unfortunate the pats are in the AFC and the AFC is universally a dumpster fire of incompetence.

Hope your team didnt make any short-sighted "win now" maneuvers this offseason cause we've got like 3 more years of this shit

??????????

Maybe. But why wouldn't you be excited? Patriots vs Chiefsi n the regular season is going to be fucking lit. Same thing if it happens in the playoffs again. They also face the Giants, and Eagles, and Ravens this year. Those are all good games.

The AFC actually has a lot of good teams this year. Playoffs are going to be great.

>ctrl+f "kiwi"
>0 results
???

>The AFC actually has a lot of good teams this year
They look good because they are playing the AFC.

Chiefs and NE are the only real contenders in the AFC. Maybe the Chargers and Titans if their defenses hold and they can grind it out without turnovers.

Kiwifags prediction got btfo'd in the first week.

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Haha what the fuck are you talking about bro AFC teams are fire lately, and as a conference they have a winning record against the NFC by like 100 games.

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wheres trubisky? lol

If Mahomes is as good as people say he is then he has a chance to overcome Andy Reid and an inferior roster. The Cowboys match up pretty well against the Pats if they miraculously make the owl in the first place. The Eagles and Rams aren't totally out of contention either but I'd be less surprised by the Titans fluking their way to the AFC title game and memeing on the Pats than either of them beating NE in february.

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The Lions actually drafted an elite TE

Holy shit

They look good because they're good teams.

falcons looked totally asleep
lets see cook against a packers d that shut down the bears' run game

cowgoys secondary sucks

No idea why he isn't on there, but he is dead last so far. 62.1 Rating.

How is brady so good?

is there anything gronk can't make hilarious?

Thanks user, that was a funny one. Got a webm of the Center not moving?

Doesnt this chart show the opposite of that?

Even if the AFC is currently winning its not by as dominant the NFC was in 2017. NFC is better overall which is why they send a different team to the owl every year and the AFC is just the tom brady final boss challenge

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vikes are the most balanced team in the league.

patriots 17 : vikes 27 in superbowl LIV

min speed and agility, max luck and intelligence

the chad center holds the line

>rest of team is better than QB
nope

wheres that new general, senpai

guess the qb is better than the oline though

>Doesnt this chart show the opposite of that?
No, it shows you cherrypicking for extreme convenience. i can just as easily shorten it even further just to 2018 if you want to claim recency relevancy. The AFC was better than the NFC last year.

The NFC is not better, and your cherrypicking isn't going to change that. They just have less dominant franchises and less variance in team strength. Our best franchises shit on yours.

theres prob better videos but this is the first one i found

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I've heard him speak and Im pretty sure he has Yea Forums tier autism except instead of being autistic about warhammer 40k, anime, or computer programming he's autistic about self-improvement and football.

He's like a aspie whose chosen obsessions happen to be worth millions of dollars and he's genetically gifted enough to excel in it

Will both be released? Will both stay? Or will one stay and one be released? Make your predictions....now

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Why would we give a shit about 2010 and below if I was specifically talking about how shitty the AFC has been over the past few seasons and why Tom is CONSTANTLY in the Owl these days?

That’s literally how you win owls

Damn, needs to be the replay part at the end.

>Man the AFC is such shit.
>But we won't talk about last year.
>Or any years where the AFC buttfucked the NFC basically
>Yeah, just the years the NFC was good
>Thus, the NFC is objectively better than the AFC
Get the fuck out of here you dishonest ass merchant. No more (You)'s.

next stop TLC "My 600 LBS Life"

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or get fucking trashed like the jags or bears

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I think if the vikings can keep creating turnovers like they did today, the defense can carry the team to the owl, with cook and mattison carrying kirk cousins. anthony harris is legit, but i think if he over smith gets hurt it's over. they don't have really any depth for the safety or the O-line really

NEW

www.r
eddit.com/r/steelers/comments/d1ldnd/post_game_thread_the_new_england_patriots/

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Jameis is done, I can't see any team in the league being stupid enough to give him yet another chance after his mile long list of failures. Mariota, assuming he stays healthy, makes the playoffs this season in his dumpster fire division and (probably) wins a playoff game which is enough to buy him a 4yr/$100m contract that the Titans will regret almost immediately.

Awesome, thanks user. Going to be using this one a long time, kek.

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I said the AFC has been a shitty dumpster fire recently and has granted Tom trips to the OWL over and over.

Your retarded fucking ass thought I meant that the NFC was better than the AFC all time.

The NFC is PROVEN to be better overall within the patiots most recent string of super bowls AND YOUR OWN CHART PROVES IT

Fucking dumbass. Even your point about the AFC being stronger in 2010 just helps my argument because it proves that a stronger AFC results in less trips to the super bowl for the pats.

Develop an IQ above 30 you goddamn fucktard

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>I said the AFC has been a shitty dumpster fire recently and has granted Tom trips to the OWL over and over.
And this is just as fucking stupid because if you could read, you'd see the years in which Brady won an owl, the AFC was strong.er than the NFC. You'd also know if you weren't a total casual that Brady shits on the NFC just as much as he does the AFC. But you are a retarded dumb fuck frogposter.

AFC>NFC, you semen slurping homo. No more (You)'s.

the time out call was the big thing, but Murray was playing better against your defense in the second half. I'm not sure if it was that your defense was getting tired or if that was just live adaptation by Murray and throwing properly to the receivers. not a good look, but there's more to be hopeful about the lions than there has in quite some time