/hoc/

Definitely >my team.

Unironically the rags

where is he?

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That's good, release your anger

mobile.twitter.com/MikeKWalters/status/1170822186946326528

BREAKING: Anaheim Ducks are nearing a deal to acquire W Patrik Laine, per sources. Could be done announced as early as Tuesday. More to come.

Tfw this new place I'm going to move to is nice plus its only a 30 min drive to ponda center.

>reeeee stop post good looking girls reeeee incel incel incel reeee have sex reeee

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>literal who
>credible source

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>per sources

how bongs until opening night puck drop

574 bongs and about 47 bings

i find this to be agreeable

Supposed to rain all night
Top comfy

lucky

who /watchingkneeball/ tonight lads

feels a tad long for my tastes

My team lost so per tradition I will sit in the dark until tomorrow

Bit extreme

Losers don't deserve to experience happiness

For me it’s slags wearing my teams football jersey at the bar

no surprise handegg fans are also mentally retarded

good thread

It's not my fault. its the underage drinking and the CTE playing catch up

Can someone please get my stouffer’s out of the microwave I don’t want to get up and disturb kitty

i'll eat it if i g o get it la

Losers don't deserve TV dinners. You can drink four cans of Molson or you can eat leftovers.

kitty will understand
kitty will be back in a matter of minutes

>tv dinner
Ugh.

instead of tv dinners, i at ass

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stouffer’s Mac and cheese is fairly elite

i could heem all of you on an empty stomach to be real

I’m going on a North American HEEM tour starting in Hongcouver then down Commiefornia then straight to nashville, down to tampa then up to the final and most high quality HEEM of North Carolina

fite me nibba

Nashville, Tampa, and Carolina are all armed.

*spinning backfist heems you into another dimension*

Does any jets fan want to give me a blowjob? I'll take you out after. We can do breakfast for dinner

saving the final HEEM for you individually fagbutt

business idea: /hoc/ royal rumble

*shoots you in the street*

Do they have IHOP in Winnipeg

first of all im literally invincible second of all im going to make you swallow my jizz after the HEEM

Have the day off tomorrow lads I’m going to chop down a tree

Oi hope you've got a loicense for tha

I’m the King of my Dominion

Apparently but I've never been. I hate pancakes

They have other things

>I hate pancakes

what are you some kind of communist?

It's a principle thing. They could have lobster but I wouldn't go. Fuck pancakes

why is there always a tripfag spic in my beloved /hoc/ no matter what time of day I come

i myself don't hate pancakes, but would rather a waffle or french toast to pancakes

Guess you don't really want your dick sucked then

Pancakes are fucking disgusting and you're a fat slob if you enjoy them
>muh sugar bread with butter melted on top and sugar sauce that still finds a way to taste dry and heavy
Pancakes are pound cakes retarded brother. Pancakes are waffles janetty. Pancakes are basically white people's answer to gooks and "sugar rice." If you eat pancakes youre probably below poverty level. I eat pancakes twice a year and they're both for charity breakfasts that I deliberately go to hung over because I know that's the only way I can rationalize eating something that disgusting.

when will the NHL step in and do something about this franchise?

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based pancakes working leafs into a shoot

have sex

cocaine > french toast > pancakes > waffles

SOON

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For me it’s Nigger Patrol

i want to CUM

Have another pancake you fat fucking goober

Does anyone play chel 3s on Xbox one?

i'll eat it out of your mom's ass, faggot

pancakes are a delivery mechanism for butter and syrup just as corn is a delivery mechanism for salt, pepper and butter

hung out with my dad today and he called the NFL the Nword Football League.
Based or cringe?

Nigger football league is right
Your dad is absolutely based

100 procent BASED

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your father is a disgusting racist and it will be a miracle if you turn into a decent person

bringe

This
Not these

but he's already hockey fan so he turned out to be better than any handegg fan

Might go to a canucks training camp lads.

>your father is a disgusting racist and it will be a miracle if you turn into a decent person

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make sure you give us your report

the island or interior?

cant wait to see you out there, lad

based PTO user

Might go bully Kippers then fugg her

>her

>open mouth man

>muh ebil nazis and racists

Hockey.

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lmao that broad has zero ass

Island, you can't beat that 5 dollar admission

Thanks m8

the toilet paper i used after my morning marner and mid afternoon matthews felt like sand paper lads

neither of these photos are helping me CUM

Early Playoff Edition

>Central
1. Jets
2. Avs
3. Blues
>Pacific
1. Sharks
2. Flames
3. Knights
>WC West
1. Coyotes
2. Blackhawks

>Metro
1. Capitals
2. Hurricanes
3. Islanders
>Atlantic
1. Lightning
2. Leafs
3. Bruins
>WC
1. Habs
2. Sabers

well no shit, it's 3dpd

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yo thats my team too

gonna go NUT thanks user

>>>/nba/

toking and stroking

>both Canadiens and SabREs ahead of the Panthers
doubt.jpg

Name a team worse than the Ducks

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>shorks first in the pacific
>jets win the central
besides that looks fine

why does nobody rate the stars though? they got a nice core going, and pavelski could be nice alongside perry

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Jets usually get a good Playoff spot. They jsut stink in the playoffs and get knocked out early. I can see the Yotes or blackhawks beating them to get to the 2nd round

yeah but no trouba and they replaced him with pionk. I'd say the stors win the division and jets barely miss out

the jets

eh... Little and Wheeler can get them there

Schiefele and Wheeler alone could drag a fucking team to the playoffs retards. If both RFAs sign this team finishes no worse than 3rd in the central and then and only then does the fact that theyre icing 3 AHLers on D and an American goalie become exposed

How far can Kessel drag the yotes?

shitral is actually stacked this year, jets will get a wildcard at best

At this point in my life I just want to outlast the comfy shitposter

Cup Finals next season.

Boring

might be time to go to the rope store and then the rickety stool store (they happen to be side by side for convenience)

kessel at least has a good kid in keller to play with, so they can do something at least. Raanta and kuemper can keep them at islels tier defense also, and tocchet likes a trotz style of play, so they can grind out those 2-1 wins a lot

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>Kessel, OEL, Keller
>Not 1, but TWO fucking meme goalies

This team better be fucking good.

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>@literalWho:
>"a quarter of the league is interested in maybe signing Laine if the jets want to trade him. Some more than others"

No. I want him to do it first.

Guy has actually broken a bunch of trades so

The more I think about it, the trade for getting laine is fucking stupid. The give up would be too steep and the reward is a fortnite addict

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WEEEW shorks

>info-gathering stage
every team is in "info-gathering stage" all the time, does anyone believe this stuff?

Guy has actually broken a bunch of trades so

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a broken clock is right twice a day also

think I may go to bed early frens please don’t (You) this post it keeps me awake

>Guy has actually broken a bunch of trades so

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I hope to CHRIST that >my team doesn't trade for the Fortnite-addicted bust.

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Jerome niginla

shall be (you)'ing starting now and at 1-hour intervals throughout the night

Have sex

Remember, Canadian user:

CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

based

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Bit rude user
kill yourself

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Sir, user's cousin fucks children, and he's been sitting on this information for months, if not years.

>joking about the mounties
They're better equipped than our military retards. If he wasn't memeing his cousins probably already in gitmo

Keep boiling incel

what did the post user made about keeping user awake have to do with having sex with girls

>They're better equipped than our military retards
So is a five year old with a Nerf gun. What's your point?

Not sure if posted yet, but... NO

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sometimes worry hackers are watching me having a wank

Canada can keep them both.
I didn't even know that the US Open was a championship.

By division (wongs fan btw):
>Atlantic
MTL
>Metro
WSH
>Central
STL, also a good case for DAL
>Pacific
CAL or VAN

only the gay ones

Literally nobody wants to watch that

tennis and gold champs are corporate champies

why havent the raptor bulls met with justins wife yet?

>golf
anyway, no one care about those

Long line
golf is based ya simp

I dunno, Captain Dubberson

Golf is for blithering faggots. No wonder you like it.

>geriatricwatch
there is maybe two tourneys to keep an eye on all year

t. poorfag with no friends who never got hammered playing 18 with the lads
Just end your life

CGY wins the pacific again

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Who are those two faggots? Don't ever post them again. Fuck bastard cowboy

and falls off a cliff in the 1st round
>CGY = back to back ~regular season~ western conference champions

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it's ellen page and sarah mclauchlin

typical flamer fans

Kessel and the yotes win it this year

>... these are once again two very different things
shannon proxy

Thinkiing of hosting first ever Laine fan club meeting at Denny's by the airport. Can you all make it in an hour?

this year we're going far, I can feel it

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in the time that the canucks have gone from game 7 cup loss and riot, to full on rebuild, to now, the flimflams and soilers won 1 (one) playoff series each.

the flames beat the nucks in 15 and they haven't been back to the playoffs since lol

>over half the league makes the playoffs
>teams go more than two years without making the playoffs
Bravo, capitalism

Have you cleaned the bathrooms yet?

I'm a based neet remember? Working is cringe

get a job loser

He's canadian, he was probably drinking from the toilets

No

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That isn't relevant to my question

Name an nhl team

>steelers got btfo by brady again
why

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its okay at least your team didnt lose to the razorcakes

Seattle Seagulls

jokerit

oulun kaprat

Hartford

Xheattle dickgirls

what do you call this kind of stick

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teased a heel turn on my dad tonight lads
i didn't mean to hurt his feelings, but sometimes he's a real asshole and doesn't know it.

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good ol' rubber stick prank

HPK

cool to hear, ted

the Patriots

fortnite

so you did go and check out >your teams prospects this weekend, right?

I watched them get outplayed by other teams' prospects yea

Munich Beavers

>munchen

big swollen dick sucking lips sucking off a giant cock

>storm surge

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Go on...

Listen....

minnesota

x gon give it to ya

youtube.com/watch?v=5IsW4_NecjY
>/rangs/ gonna give it to ya

About to try and get a couple of levels in wow classic.

> i really want a grilled cheese

so go microwave one

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>/heresy/

youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww

Me too, with a fucking fried egg in the middle.

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>linking a youtube video
>not having the webm already saved

Zoomer fucking phone posting faggots.

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>no sound
l o l

@me when Yea Forums has sound

Fuck you now I want a grilled egg and cheese but I don't have any eggs, or cheese, or bread.

You could pick me up, and I could pay for Denny's

so than just fry up some butter in the pan and drink it, like every other day.

why wont hiro lets us use sound webms on any board

>hiro
It was moot's choice and hiroshima is too much of a faggot to change it.

>Yea Forums

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No pancakes

>any board
no one tell him

I'm literally buying

It's easier to avoid copywrite infringement that way

I don't care. I will NOT eat pancakes

No one asked you to, asstard

Fag

Yes you will

I know they work on gif you fuckwit.

now you do, you're welcome

pancakes are based

I'm not eating them. They're fucking gross

I don't like pancakes either

They did once.

They changed into the Coyotes.

107 hours in my last pay period
when is this gonna end =((((((((((

Why is Laine so mad at the Jets anyways? Good playoff team that have a chance to get a cup in 5 years.

pancakes are hella based

Haven't been to a Denny's in maybe five years. Sounds good, where you at nigga?

got overtime?

yeah and a shitload of differentials / bonuses but i'm tired

waffles are for fat people obsessed with syrup

french toast>crepes>pancakes>waffles

get me a grand slamwich

>blinis and swedish pancakes are in a category all their own
this, tbqh

crepes are quite reddit

based retard
their window closed the year that the jet got cut in half
also, no free agents, i repeat, zero (0), want to play in that frozen hellscape

Save your money now. Sleep later.

ya seethin

that's why I keep working, I need the money and am taking advantage while there are hours

I actually did the same thing at the exact same time last year; and while driving home on the last day of a long stretch - right before taking a trip to Chicago for Riot Fest - I got in a car accident while pulling out of the parking lot at work, totally my fault. I'll report back next thursday if the same thing happens again lol

hopefully I can leave thursday so I can get there early and see cock sparrer tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E

Hockey is for neets. Wagies fuck off

>/hoc/ is for EVERYONE

wish >my team would stop losing for once lads

why is hockey so fucking based lads?

Hockey is based because there's always lots of snacks near by, doesn't matter what age or role you play in the equation. Snack could even be jolly ranchers

Bros. Beverly Hills cop comes on in 1 hour 20 minutes

GLORIA

Hustlers looks like a shitty movie but it'll make incels seethe so that's based

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just watched livestream of NHL20. can't believe they let people rage quit. seems so frustrating and quite frankly stupid

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I can't wait for hockey to come back. It just makes sense. Ive tried watching the office all offseason. I still don't understand. 3 dweebs, a couple ugly broads, and some minor characters that are all fat.

Pam is hot

she's only ok.
been drinking way too much this offseason desu, can't wait for hockey to settle me down

You'd think. But then snow comes and when snow comes eggnog comes.

hockey

miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

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Can I get a bedtime (you) please?

night night

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I'm awake

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pooland

There's no way Winnipeg trades Laine. End of story.

well then it's settled

>no job
>still wakes up early
Why

RPH

RPH

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>have one of the most unique and interesting logos in american sports
>throw it away for a generic high school tier logo
arizona is truly a retarded state

clock’s ticking Arizona

They've dibbed the best looking actresses in sitcom industry

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>been drinking way too much this offseason desu
You and me both. Looks like I won't be sleeping much the next couple of days, since I'll be sober. Felt it in my gut when I woke up today, and I don't want to end up with something like pancreatic cancer.

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This is Turbo Teräväinen's sister, Satu Teräväinen

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are they related to teuvo?

No. Teuvo is the floorball guy.

if mcd and draisaitl cant drag a team to the playoffs, schiefele and wheeler definitely stand no chance lmao

RPH (real polish hours)

I want into NHL. Which team should I bandwagon? Doesent need to be a good team just fun to watch

Maple leafs

Oilers, you get to watch the best player in the world, and amazing highlights of other teams' goals on us

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Oilers tbqhf. Gretzky dudeee. They will be in the finals this season dudeee. Gretzky dudeeee.

Who the fuck allowed this?

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Devils.

Anaheim 3D

Ladies and gentlemen. Incels and basedbois. Please welcome a war hero, golden puck winner, mother and father of his childs and of course, my lifelong friend. There he is! CROATIA!

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love coffee in the morning with /hoc/ frens

Based yotes smashing fraud Indians. Me happy

just stopping in

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Kind reminder that Colorado is the ONLY NHL team in which ALL croatian NHL players in history have played for.

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football on ice.

based

Why there is no croatian hockey when slovenia and italy have hockey ? Unfair imo.

Too much beach time

Reminder that Joe Sakic is croatian. Reminder that our team Medvescak played in KHL few years ago

He's both croatian and canadian. But let's be honest here, he wouldn't have set foot in the NHL if he grew up in croatia.

Rare young bulju

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Old man bulju on right

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He probably wouldn't even watch hockey if he grew up in Croatia. Football is just too big here, it's a way of life

Reminder that the Edmonton Oilers have employed 13 players of African American descent in their team in its 40 year nhl history. The Maple Leafs have only had 7 total

powerful

I also think they employed the nhls first all black line. Anson Carter Mike Grier and George laraque made a line during the early 2000's

Talking about how to destroy a hockey franchise huh?

hes a handsome man

Think I figured out how to grow hockey, lads. The answer is more Southwest teams.

What are you talking about?

Laine to the devils confirmed, lmao

laraque was a monster

business idea: this but the opposite

business idea: a business that sells your ideas

Oh, the year was 1778

N

A

HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW

A letter of marque came from the king

To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

Has anyone checked on Hal? Did he ded?

hal is fine, his beloved pongs not so much

You seen any of the pics of Halifax? You sure hes fine?

he lives outside halifax

Beautiful irony that Hal gets heemed by a Hurricane the same year the Pongs are going to

just came home, now sippin'

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huomenta lad. everyone thinks >we are done just because >we had a bad playoff last year but threepeat is still on the menu

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malkin is a shadow of his former self

how the fuck to you drop a match to poo in the loo'ers

so are you but you’re still gay

naw nigga, im in my fucking prime
come at me

same reason you got spanked by finland, there is nothing to do there but play cricket 24/7

i have to take a kaka very soon

doing my morning marner right now

>meme world cup
not really a spanking lad

cope

"there is nothing to do there but play cricket 24/7"

leafs are the all time worst posters on all of 4channel and its not even close

seethe

case in point

Toronto probably. Most ridiculous team with major highs and lows. Super fun to watch.

cringe

I wonder how the refs (sharks) will do this season

*sigh*

Who will be the worst?
Shitcago
Kings
VOTE NOW!

>malkin is a shadow of himself
>8 straight seasons of a point per game or more
>h-h-he didnt average 1.2 points per game hes shit now

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how many games did malkin win last post season?

sens and blue jackets

Regress from last season but still make the playoffs due to a laughably weak Pacific division.

unpopular opinion:
the pacific and atlantic will be the strongest conferences in the 2020 season

Theyre always the strongest in the season.
Its the playoffs though

like bawston making the SCF?

And subsequently getting heemed by the Central

eh, its not like metro did anything last season

is there any hockey porn? about to fap lads

Never said they did. Metro had 3 straight cups though, they were due for an off year

>Metro had 3 straight cups though
you are only as good as your last season

Youre not wrong. How many wins did the top seed in the Atlantic and Pacific get in the loffs?

haha based fello magapedes :-)

same amount of series wins as the top seeds in the metro and central

I meant just wins in general

there's still a ton of people without power

why, wins dont mean shit if you lose the series

go knights

the only ones worse than us are australia and australia lite

>#1 in Atlantic loses to Metro
>#1 in Pacific loses to Central
>#1 in Metro loses to Metro
>#1 in Central loses to Central

Really jogs the nogs if you know what im saying

>WC from metro loses to Atlantic
>#2 from Pac loses to Central
metro's time in the sun is over

>Responding 13 hours later
I am not sure if autism or just swedish

sweden has been posting like shit for a few days tbqhwyf

I agree. Still doesnt make Atlantic or Pacific the strongest.

that is why it was an unpopular opinion lad

pacific is strongest

Does unpopular opinion mean not reality?

a prediction about the future does not need to be reality today

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

delusional post

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looks like someone is desperate for attention

huomenta

oh mais non non non
pas encore

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so the relocanes overpaid for a pylon
kek

imagine being played by daddy bergy not once, but twice in a single offseason

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>Bergevin keeps getting played
>e-everyone else got played...

>forced sign your number 1 player for 5 seasons
>played
>forced into paying extra for a shitty defender
>played
its ok, keep thinking its dundon making all right the moves :)

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is it already time for Quebecois cope?

business idea: sign rfa's

>you're just coping with the fact aho will walk in 2025
KEK

>tricks your GM into thinking that the player you represent has any interest in playing for your shit team
>gets a contract
heh heh
nothin personnel

le cope
la seethe

aho was completely interested in play for the montreal canadians
this is why he accepted the offer sheet, if he wasnt interested he would have rejected it

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>aho was completely interested in play for the montreal canadians
Holy shit, he actually believes this.

delusional
Bergevin got played, just accept it

you guys really dont understand how offer sheets work do you

t. definitely doesn't understand how offer sheets work

It's time to stop.

I, for one, can’t wait for the carolina montreal games
Also happy 9/9

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i see the relocane international defense force is in full effect this morning

>Jean-Pierre has given up trying to defend his indefensible position
We're making progress.

Opening night.

indefensible position?
lmao
the player was ready and willing to move to montreal if carolina didnt match
calling me delusional and saying uh-huh doesnt change this

So much for that.

>relocane defense force
If the habs miss again and carolina doesn’t then we laugh at you

Fuck anime fuck sunbelt fuck the French and FUCK WAGIES

>and saying uh-huh
Learn English you stupid fuck.

Hey, buddy.

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What is going on here? The cheese is just chunks, there are O-rings tossed haphazardly, and some sort of sause I see? And if this was hoc in a bowl, there would be a bonaqua present.

stop denying me my (You)s

actually it really doesnt matter
cause when you start picking apart ( :) ) my grammer and spelling its because you know you lost the argument

What do you think?
A better cover than shity Matthews.

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Reminder Crosby has never graced the cover of EA Sports NHL series

WERENSKI SIGNED 3 years 15m

who?

>grammer

Here, I had a couple spares

so bridge deals do still exist
well done kekäläinen

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couldnt resist could you

how the fuck did dion phaneuf make a cover and not crosgod

Imagine taking pride in being dumb.

Cheapest and best d core in hockey for the next three years

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imagine falling for bait

>cheapest and best D-core
Ted please

hes not wrong

you now remember le kokoko man and his vendetta against the poopysoda mild
kokokokokomokokoko

crosby doesn't want to associate with video games, he's turned them down whenever they've approached him to use his picture on the cover of an EA NHL game

It's poutine you failed sunbelt abortion

more like poo-tine
ha ha got 'em

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Looks like a bastardized version of poutine and my point on bonaqua stands.

>mfw some moron says Crosby doesnt want to be associated with video games

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PSPs were based as fuck.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

They all played SOCOM and bullied Sid for being bad at it

And now they all play Mario Kart

I wanna be a cowboy

Just move to Calgary.

if crosby doesnt have any issues with endorsing a video game, why did he never make the cover of ea sport's nhl series?

Forgot pic

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More like, why risk the EA sports cover curse for a minor paycheck comparitively.

He said cowboy, not cowboy larper

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that curse is broken now
ove has a ring

Sid has turned down EA multiple times because he's superstitious and doesn't want the NHL cover curse

Kane and Toews were both on covers too

after they won a ring
its the same shit with e. staal

ove was one who was featured before he won and then went on to win, there by breaking the "curse"

My cock was on the cover of playgirl

>there by
thereby

Based cowboy nation

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knew you couldnt resist :)

>I meant to do that

Had to look it up to confirm, he appeared on the NHL 09 cover, that season he suffered an upper body injury and had his first suspension.

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>CRAPS SEASON IS ALREADY OVER

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why wouldnt i, it riles you up every time

>ovechkin injured in practice

He’s going to be back in two weeks
He slipped on his leg and didn’t want to slip on it again

yeah, i was off by a season
>that season he suffered an upper body injury and had his first suspension
despite this he won a cup

and it all comes tumbling down

Years later, the curse isn't permanent.

Taking a fat poop

why does everyone feel the need to announce that they're taking their morning Tavares in /hoc/?

it was literally the season after he was featured on the cover

Because it’s a lot

Got a lot of candida in my stool

forced memes are all /hoc/ knows nowadays

marners are had in the morning, matthews in the mid afternoon; but a Tavares can be done at any time

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

He won a cup in 2010? Did he appear a second time on the cover, the 2018 one I am seeing had an Oiler on it.

think we are confusing players/covers
nhl 07 had ovechkin on the cover
nhl 10 had kane on the cover

kane won in the cup in 2010 despite being featured on the release dated in 2009

Ok that makes more sense, I didn't think I was crazy.

Still gay it turns out

based

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More like Basedbers

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/hoc/ is at its worst when bracketcuck posts the most

/hoc/ is at its worst when the Quebecois post the most

No U

relofag posting is almost as bad

ya seethe, Pete?

Bulju reminder time

>every American flag bullying my precious relocanes is Pete
>every Canadian flag bullying my precious relocanes is Ed
Have you considered maybe it’s everyone that thinks you’re a cocksucker?

Seems awfully odd to bring up one team out of nowhere that no one was talking about before.

laine traded soon

Pete's a simp.

Laine traded to Winnipeg Jets but this time they win Stanley Cup. Take 4

...

Bold prediction m8

I believe it.

yeah i thought so as well, but they needed attention

I'm going with the Coyotes, mostly because no one cares about the team. In the Phoenix Metro area, I see more Phoenix Rising merch. I would say for the Arizona teams it goes like this.
1. Diamondbacks - They have a World Series
2. Cardinals - No one cares about them but they're foosball so automatic fanbase but most boomers have an NFL team they rooted before the Cardinals moved here. Also the owners aren't liked.
3. Suns - Oldest team in the valley, big in the 90s but abysmal record. last time they were good was 2006/2007. Also owner isn't well liked and makes an ass of himself all the time
4. Coyotes - Started off good, people embraced Hockey in the valley. Then they moved to Glendale (which is a shithole and out of the way), changed owners/bad coaching (fuck Gretzky). Then they changed the uniforms and logo. Fans loved the Kachina, and they tried to erase it. Only until recently they reintroduced the Kachina jerseys. Pretty much all that was left is diehard fans, and almost half the crowds at games were for the other teams.
5. Phoenix rising - All the basedboys pretend to like soccer to feel european or something and It's pushed hard here. Every sports store has tons of merch, while our NHL team gets a few jerseys.

I think the Coyotes have the rights to most of their popular jerseys.

Blame Gretzky and the early 2000s. Arizonans LOVED the Kachina but a lot other people thought it looked too minor league (especially the alternate). The Coyotes pretty much abandoned it, until recently. They made it the alternate and supposedly it's going to be the fulltime Jersey.

Why is Glendale allowed to treat the Coyotes like shit?