/nfl/ general - Djax Edition

Fucking white people ruining murry

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>7 posts early

wtf happened to the browns

>discord

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based Larry going to expose the NFL as worse than WWE

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Cope

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I’m a vikings fan though

They continued to be the Browns

how?

Baker is worse than Lamar and Cleveland is going to finish last in the divison.

>Vikings fan claiming to be beat at lambeau
“no”

I got to watch the Philadelphia Football Bald Eagles win a football game with my family today!

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Chiefs will go 16-0 unironically

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Mad lmao

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Normal day, all things considered. Just your normal round of disappointment and sadness

>short qb is shit in the NFL

shocker

They're going to get 5 wins and finish above the Bungles on a tiebreaker

TICK TOCK GREEN GAY
ALMOST 1000 DAYS

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>Baker is worse than Lamar
True
>Cleveland is going to finish last in the divison
Not while the Bengals exist

fatherless fakkits BTFO

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I just want a good jets season.....

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Is there anything more sad than Kansas City fans who think their team isn’t a meme?

So what constitutes as tanking in the NFL? Just trading away good players or does it have to involve the coach sitting his starters?

Do the dolphins qualify as tanking?

Jimmy G is based and will beat the buccs

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>the (((media))) makes shit up for clicks
No fucking shit dude. Everyone who isn't a nigger or a libshit can see it.

sorry weeb, now suck my cock

Your ass is on FIRE

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This is what Browns fans deserve. They were insufferable all of this offseason. Motherfuckers were talking about a DYNASTY here in the general.

YOU NEVER LEARN! LEARN! LEARN YOUR PLACE!

Clearing cap and stacking draft picks

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ELITE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF THE NFC. DRAGONS AND MULTIPLE TDS WILL COME YOUR WAY BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY

"GIVE ME MOORE!"

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Rodgers is healthy and Green Bay has a decent Def now.

>bears the gnats
>thinks that means they’re good
Holy jesus

the dolphins are going to go 0-16 and lose every game by 25+ points, that qualifies as tanking

>giants
settle down there, paco

Ross on the Bengals is pretty good

Should Eli Manning be benched while he still has the dignity of a winning record?

>antonio brown for the pats
what a dark timeline

Old news

Sorry, I wouldn’t want to contract the clap. Brokeback bitches.

Tanking implies premeditation.

based edition

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The weak should fear the strong

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>packers have a decent def
Lmao by what metric? Shutting down Bitch Trushitski? Kys falseflagging nigger

Cardinalbros where you at? This was a slip up guys, superbowl here we come.

slowpoke.jpg

they were beat at lambeau last year, they got gifted a tie

How many picks does he have so far today?

>losing to the loins
Pathetic

AAAA HELP ME AAAAAAA

>foles dead
rip bdn

Reminder

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Giants need to draft AJ Epenesa or Chase Young.

>NYJ: Bell totals 92 yards, plays every snap in win
Wut

>1-0
1-0
>25-33 378 YDs 3 TDs 0 INTs
25-33 378 YDs 3 TDs 0 INTs

Why? My Pats just signed the best player in the NFL

Who are they?

Pros: Bears and Browns fags got shut up this week
Cons: Chiefs and Cowboy fags will be even more insufferable for at least another week

Fucking hell

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vikings couldnt do that lmao

He wont save you

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The packers haven’t beaten the Vikings in almost 1000 days. Kys green gay fan

>Pedocord

Yeah that will fix them. How are you posting on Yea Forums and not busy working for an NFL franchise anyway?

Iggles Chiefs Owl would be so kino

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Mutthomes won’t even throw for 30 teeds this season

Its gonna be chiefs/saints unfortunately

We haven’t played the bears this year.

Ya it’s gonna be real annoying

Giants season is already over no reason to be butthurt

This is some /biz/ tier advise.

He killed it as a strong safety

Based retard

What’s the point of being able to challenge PI when the standards are so high to overturn it

who are the most obnoxious team fans on Yea Forums?

Nothing. The hype preceded their abilities.

>25-33 378 YDs 3 TDs 0 INTs
looking pretty good to me

What happened? This is a team that was 0-16 TWO SEASONS AGO and 1-15 before that. They were 7-8-1 last year and the only teams they beat were garbage teams with losing records.

They are trash, they will remain trash. It doesn't matter what WRs they have, who they sign, they will be trash because you still have most of the awful players from those 9 games they won over the past 3 years on that roster.

they gave up more points to the bears last year than packers did in 3 games now

It only works if the Saints challenge it.

He'll have 30 after 10 games

Queefs
Green gay
Beasr
Niggles
Cowgirls

Chiefs
Rams

I'd watch that. Better than pats and rams last year

Why can't the browns win? Are they cursed?

But is Doug P elite?

Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!

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They probs bought into their own hype and "turnaround" narrative and forgot to actually work hard

Eagles
Cowboys
Steelers
Patriots

And unfortunately, the Steelers and Patriots play each other tonight so expect a TON of shitposting.

The Vikings haven’t played the bears this season. Also, the Vikings have more playoff wins in the last two years then the puckers and beasr combined

Based!

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>Gardner Minshew leads the Jags to a huge turnaround of their offense forming a huge connection with Dede Westbrook
>Cam Newton finds a spiritual healer that keeps him from dying before week 10 and the Panthers go on a run to upset the Saints for the division
Catb Owl

>hype all off season aboutKingsbury and how his air raid offense will take the NFL by storm

What the fuck happened?

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Obviously.

yeah, no

Imagine being a Dallas fan and thinking your team is even close to as good as the Eagles are. Lmao kys spics

too old

Nothing. They are still an expansion team in perpetual rebuilding mode.

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Whichever teams are doing well at the moment this answer does not change people

It keeps the game from being rigged. They can't show it up on replay to everyone and end up with a rigged call

Depending on how well their team is doing, every team.

Currently: Packers, Chiefs, Cowboys, Vikings, Patriots

Kyler Murray wasn't tall enough to go on the wild ride

Vicuck fans are the worst. Chiefs fans and Browns fans too.

>just moved to a new apartment
>can hear all my neighbors blasting different games all day long

Fine, I guess I'll start watching football too

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*exposes a meme in your path*

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based /nesn/friends

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sorry buddy, the jags played against the chiefs defense. Any QB looks good playing against it

well of course, not Blake Bortles

BASED

I’m an Eagles fan dipshit. Any other nuggets of wisdom just in case NFL scouts are monitoring this thread?

>move innawoods
>only hear my neighbors when they’re sighting on their rifles

I want her to kick me

>tfwDBwdso

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I don't like the titans but thanks for exposing the fraud team that is the browns. Nashville is a beautiful and fun city too. Was there in May.

Most annoying:
1) Viqueefs
2) Cowsoys
3) Rasm
4) Queefs
5) Puckers

Based teams:
1) Chorgers
2) Ravens
3) Eagles
4) Saints
5) Burrs
6) $(ers
7) Lolphins
8) Bucs

Everyone else is either irrelevant or not annoying or based.

>Chargers and Colts playing the game of the week, but no one cares because it's the Chargers and the Colts
Legitimately awesome game, and Mack and Brissett have made me a believer. Colts are taking the South, boys

Nobody fucking asked you, cuck

>living in an apartment

Yikes. But seriously, go on Amazon and buy the sound proofing foam panels and use 3M sticky tabs to attach them to the walls

I love her.

What fanbase's suffering is bringing you the most pleasure, anons?

Honestly? If it’s not Vikings, Cowboys or patriots fans, it’s every single New York team. It’s all just a sleeping giant of cancer. Forget the Yankees, the entire state is just fucking obnoxious when they’re given even a slight bit of hope

Look at the Mets when they were winning in August or how Knicks fans were fucking stroking their dicks over getting KD/Kyrie and #1 pick Zion. They all act very humble and sad until you give an hope and the they’re all like. “NeW yOrK Is Da MeCcA oF SpOrTs”

There is no worse fan base than anything tied to New York.

Why doesn’t Eli retire? Jesus.

Also go Vikes I got money on my boys in Purple to win it all.

Tough choice, between Failcons and the Vikings, I don't know who's suffering I soak up more.

Puckers. Gonna make it 3 straight years of losing

Anime posters are the bread and butter of Yea Forums

Vicucks, Bears, Browns, Steelers, and Patriots.

Being this mad is bad for your health

Chiefs.

>JUSTsonville JUSTuars

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T.Y. is playing his ass off

>green gay

kek lol oh no!

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Nigga I just want to be a happy person......

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Stoolers starting tonight

This is the post

Based

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Cowboys as they still try to win a chip within this millennium after their worse rivals in the Birbs and Gnats got 3

Tanking usually involves the GM constructing a roster that is impossible to win with by trading away the best talent and dumping players with big salaries. The players and coaches aren’t trying to lose.

>all the seething faghots samefagging the Vikings
Rent
Free

big yikes, can that franchise ever get a break?

Browns

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That bug causes so many lulz

Vikings and Steelers

based family man! DO YOU WIN BIG!

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OUCH

That sucks. I love Nick Foles for what he did in SB 52.

F

mega based

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Big Dick Gardna IS the future of the Jacksonville Jaguars

How is today any different than Chicago fans?

>giants
>run over fair catcher

Tanking is really a terrible term. I prefer cleaning house.

You can do the foam sound panel thing or buy a good pair of bluetooth noise-cancelling headphones and just wear them all the time. I did that when I was stationed at a busy airfield.

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PEOPLE-NAME TEAMS ELITE
ANIMAL-NAME TEAMS BTFO ETERNALLY

Giants suck ass

Holy fuck this Colts/Chargers game is based

>there are cowboys fans
>there are cowboys fans who think Ezekiel Elliott isn’t a meme player
>there are Cowboys fans who think the Cowboys won’t go 6-10 this year

Eagles

Vikings but only because the Vikings usually find the funniest ways to disappoint their fans

Nick Foles retirement when?

Comfy and legitimately entertaining - it's actually great

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>based SKEEEEEEUUUULP vindicated
>LeShannon blown THE FUCK out
Can't wait to watch Skip dab on this retard tomorrow morning.

wanna lick

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Jacob Biscuit is my quarterback

Giants should trade Eli to the Jags.

>watching the Clots

So it looks like the Cardinals are the 2nd worst team in the NFL

>there are cowboys fans
Disgusting

Even the shitty qbs today put up 100+ passer rating

Shut up you disgusting mudskin
>inb4 he calls me a mutt
Literally whiter than you

Does someone have the whole thread archived?

That's actually a good idea.

GIMME THAT BIG WHITE HOCK.

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Shannon says you ain’t making the playoffs, nothing about losing to a garbage Giants team.

Baltimurder

You’re a stupid guy. No big deal. Sorry for hurting your feelings but some day you’ll be thankful for telling you now

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
JUST FUCKING WIN RIVERS, JUST FUCKING CLOSE THE GAME OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

my eagles finna win the nfc east.

>not wanting to watch Chadherd dab on memefield

Who wins a Cardinals-Dolphins match up

her footpusy

simmer down

Lions and Browns. The Browns especially after they drafted Johnny Football, they were SO FUCKING SMUG that off season. Glad he blew up on them.

Football. 0-0 tie.

>3 of the 4 games on are really close and exciting
>the only that is nationally televised is the Cowboys game because DA BOYS
Fucking gun down every beaner cowboy fan.

Based.

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Based

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>close game
>Chargers have a chance to win
You know how this ends

>if you draft that manlet you’ll regret it
>*drafts manlet anyway*
>*instantly regret it*
Which will come first? Kyler Murray to the bench or Kliff Kingsbury fired? I give it 6 games til one or the other happens

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Lol Dak gonna play himself into a giant contract and most their cap gonna be in two players

Bretty gud ref ball in the clots chorg game

Why does it take you so long to give me a (You)

>implying I don't go straight from SKEEP to based Chadherd
Nigger pls

To be fair Giants are much better than foreskins. Don't be haters. Gmen need a change at qb but our def is way better than washington. Just a bad day. It happens :(

No one. Not even god

>williams AND mosley both left the game and didnt return
gee no wonder the jets lost....

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Are Cardinals fans based or cringe? All 5 of them.

that ravens and cards gonna be brutal brehs. lachad just might have over 10 tds passes going into week 3.

How badly will the Texans get BTFO tomorrow

FUCK

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Still can't believe Kliffy is an NFL HC lmaoooooooooooooo

I missed all the 1:00 games, who can summarize for me?

Lememe niggson is going to suck when he faces actual teams

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Your defense is Making Dak look elite.

fuck off nigger
based

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>broken clavicle
How long will Nick be out for?

It’s hard to hate fans from historically shit franchises.

NO I LOVE HER

Foles broke his collarbone

Just start the preseason GOAT you bird fucks

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Exposed

It's the Chargers Chorging as usual. They'll lose because they're fucking assholes and I hate them.

That’s usually 8 weeks

Dolphins

Based Kimes

They'll fire the coach before admitting that picking Murray 1st overall was a mistake

need to be smothered by those soles

still better than faker gayfield

I swear to fucking god, if another one of my picks get meme'd away.
JUST FUCKING WIN.

lol mayfield

8-9 weeks.

>Anime posters are the biggest faggots on Yea Forums
ftfy

wickersham is the only one who know football

almost all lopsided blowouts except sloppy jets-bills defensefest

>all those browns
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Based

OOOOOOOVERTIME BABYYYYYY
And since it's the Chargers, congrats on the win, clotsbros

perfection

Is Murray officially a bust

Picking your favorite team based off their logo and uniform is high IQ

Yes

>Wentz on 3rd down: 11/12, 197 yards, 3 passing TDs

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Philly vs mudskins was pretty good

moar

Desean jackson > Antonio brown
Eagles are going all the way this year.

>Chargeniggers

attention whore cunt

How are there “experts” worse than fucking pick em which is basically autistic fanbases reeeing

There can only be one elite manlet

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I know you’ve all heard of the Butt fumble, but what about Sack Ball?

What a fucking shit show

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he should go back to baseball before it's too late.

3rd and Wentz

Doug Flutie?

FUCK

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The only man who can save the NFL

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I wonder if most of them will pick the Browns again next week against the Jets. desu if the Browns lose that game stick a fork in 'em

webm plz

You better pray Jones doesn't take over for Eli after this debacle. Otherwise, gmen will roll going forward. Eagles d too weak to stop Barkley and Jones.

Is lameme jackson suddenly an elite passer or are the dolphins just that bad?

One at a time

unironically cope

Didn't catch the Cardinals game, is Kyler a total unmitigated bust, or does he look like he has potential?

Is Melvin Gordon fucked?

is back baby. he wasn't very good at 3rd downs last year.

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Everyone he threw to had 5 yds of separation. He's a memechucker and Lolphins are tragic.

Very much the latter. RG3, his backup, got a TD in two pass attempts as well

Dolphins are that bad. I'm sure they'll meme out some bullshit win against >us next week though.

Yes, worse than Jamarcus Russell

Giants D to weak to handle 5th graders who play football during recess.

its easy to be a cardinals fan when you accept that you're always going to lose

Considering what Leveon did today in NY? Nah

thank u justice bro

It’s a combination of him improving from last year and the Dolphins being shit

The bucs are making a comeback, how worried should I be about the $(ers win chances?

You spell at a 5th grade level. I have caught your misuse of the word to. Therefore your opinions are null and void. Good day, sir

Wait, are the Chargers bad or are the Colts that good?

Leveon isn’t injury prone

>AB moving in with Tom Brady

19-0 incoming

The chargers always manage to choke the first few games

no problem friend, she is pretty. shame about her career though

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CHARGERS WIN

>first TD wins overtime

Not even invested in this game but we need to fix this meme rule

He has played 1 (one) full season in his career.

Thank fuck. Rivers managed to close out a game for once.

I'm glad the Bills won. I like them better than the Jets.

The Chargers do not start seasons strong, typically.

all of them.

>hiding her godly shoulders
criminal

College rules would be so much more entertaining

>win coin toss
>win
go to college OT already it's so much better

based Yea Forumsrk

Melvin Gordon on suicide watch

This basically confirms that Melvin Gordon ISNT getting a contract, right?

as a dolphins fan, am i allowed to feel any joy today?

dinner smells good but idk if im allowed to think so

He could still get a contract, but, supposedly, he's going to hold out for 6-8 weeks.

His agent's fault, really.

Tits unironically might be the best team in the NFL

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>Steelers-Patriots game on NBC
>Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworthless
fuck this gay earth

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If your team isn't shit, they'll stop the other team before they score

Pick a new team, Browns have room

If I were the Chargers, I'd look into trading Gordon's current contract ASAP. I'd also cry over all of the times I lost a close game because of Novak

I've predicted 15-1. I don't see us beating Pats at Foxborough. Very possibly 14-2, if we include the Packers. But 16-0 is too generous, it'd only be possibly if, say, the Bears had Mahomes, because that'd be a legitimately unbeatable team. But our defense is a liability that will be capitalized on at least once.

AND THE PASS ISSSS INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOLM BUTLER!!!

Nah, the college overtime rules are dumb. Makes it too easy to score.

they still played mitch trubisky last year

>hating them
Kill yourself you oxygen thief

Just look at it as a rebuild. Try to keep on eye an players that play well.

Now here's a clown that knows when to honk

I PICK THE PATRIOTS

SUPERBOWL HERE I COME

And how many times have they played this year?

Is Brown the most common last name in the NFL?

How about from the 35

Chris got so upset by the play call that night. I wouldn't doubt it if he lost money due to it.

Im team AB

>currently: packers
>like 3 posts a thread
seethe harder

Based durka durka

/Bills Owl 2020/

I thought memefield was supposed to lead the br*wns to a dynasty

Lol fuck that dude

They're still the Browns, afterall.

Kinda reminds me of those India super power memes

Is AB playing tonight?

Nobody asked for your dogshit wannabe prognosticator swami sez horseshit either but you still chose to post it, peabrain

All you race baiting brainlet apologize.

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No.

>SF: We're going to try to spread the ball around more to keep Kittle from wearing down too fast
>Also SF: Let's target Kittle 10 more times than anyone else
Kittle is going to retire by age 28

friendship with cardinals is now over, what team will take me in?

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kek

ok last one
They are garbage last 2 seasons. Al Michaels didn't even realize that super bowl was over. Collinsworthless just picks some players and sucks their dicks whole game.

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Are the Ravens that good or is Miami that bad?

Join another bird team

Bitch didn't you already ask this question

Is she still a virgin

No, because you literally played a team that won't be competitive for the entire season. Not even a real win.

Rate your happy/sad for each game

>Packers (W) vs Bears(L)
:(

>Chiefs (W) vs Jags(L)
:( because Nick Foles got hurt

>Falcons (L) vs Vikings (W)
:(

>Titans (W) vs Browns (L)
:)

>Bills (W) vs Jets (L)
:)

>Ravens (W) vs Dolphins (L)
:(

>Redskins (L) vs Eagles (W)
:)

>Rams (W) vs Panthers (L)
:(

>Colts (L) vs Chargers (W)
:)

>Bengals (L) vs Seahawks (W)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Giants (L) vs Cowboys (W)
:(

>49ers(W) vs Buccaneers (L)
:(

>Lions (W) vs Cardinals (L)
:)

You have good taste in women

9532037Z
(You)
Oops

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Absolute refball saved my beloved Seahawks

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Miami will beat the Patriots next week (as is tradition) and you'll feel silly

>bungles

Coin toss winner has to score (only needs good offense, defense will probably not even have to play)

Coin toss loser has to make a stop first AND score (needs good offense and defense)

Just win the coin toss bro it worked for my team

Cancerous as fuck

>hating on abed al michaels
Watch this and apologize youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88

Al Michaels is the greatest broadcaster of all time you literal nigger

No. Viking posters are the most reserved and best posters

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No but she had nudes leaked ed

Based and burrspilled.

Based

I'm not even a Pats fan, but I honestly don't think there is even enough talent for the Dolphins to meme a win this year.

good god you fucking pussy

Join >us

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Fuck. I lost the 49ers - Bucs bet. That's a shame. If the Lions lose to the Cardinals, I'm going to be very annoyed.

>conditions i deem fair

Fuck outta here and tell me how Gayfield is the GOAT again

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But she said it wasn't hers

the titans still exist?

haters gonna hate

If the Cards pull it out, will you apologize to Kyler?

>Mad at the Rams winning
That’s a double sad and a mad for you.
:( :( >:(

I'm not saying he was always garbage. His time is up and he has to retire.
no way
thanks

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Bad that miami is?

OR

Good that ravens are

With him >we'll be up to four (4) people

Danny Jones coming in.

THE ELI ERA IN NY IS OVER.

F

Imagine fantasizing about a woman you’ll never meet

Can we start a meta thread about rangebanning the entire Baltimore metro area? Hate it when I leave my Old Gay filter off and feel bad for the casuals who have to read this garbage

Apparently, it’s a reoccurring phenomena for me.

I like Christian Mcaffrey. He's cute.

Bad that Miami is

Imagine fantasying about men. I imagine you imagine that a lot. Just jerking your tiny little pecker to dudes. Hot as fuck.

No, because the Browns just proved to be the 2018 Boston Celtics, so I expect nothing but underachievement and a explosive infighting and clashing of egos.

The secondary is so, so bad. Gave up 400+ yards to fucking Dalton.

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Why are there two MNF games this week

He is a great player too. Single-handedly destroyed the Rams d in a loss.

Post ur feet

stupid roach

> fantasizing
i just coom.

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>Losing 59-10 at any level of football leaves a mark. In Miami, it’s sparking a mutiny.
>Per a league source with knowledge of the situation, multiple Dolphins players contacted their agents after Sunday’s season-opening blowout loss and directed them to attempt to engineer trades elsewhere.

Based Lamar Jackson, destroying enemy franchises.

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Because Texans are elite

>throw the ball 12 yards downfield
>somehow a fumble that gets recovered by the defense, denying a last-ditch drive
The game was pretty much already over but the league still insisted on refballing the Bengals for no other reason than the hell of it.

Mashallah

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They like to run double headers at the start of the season to kick off MNF.

They always do it the first week.

Stop posting off topic shit you spic VPN user

ok Al, you are the greatest.

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>implying the Dolphins season didn't end a week ago
Running up the score on the worst team in the league isn't really an accomplishment

>Enemy
This is why everyone hates you. The guppies didn't do anything wrong

>gloating about beating the kekphins

>Daniel Jones first run as a NFL QB results in a fumble after he runs into his own player

ButtFumble is a New York tradition

Bob Kraft can get as many rub and rugs as he wants.

I figured the colts would lose today, but I assumed it would be because the offense wouldn’t click with Brissett or the defense would prove to have been a fluke last year. Instead it’s because Adam Vinatieri missed an extra point and two field goals, one which was a chipshot. I think Grandpa Vinny might be done lads

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Ross is elite

Based

Damn man. That's rough.

yip

The lions gonna lion

>still VPN
i'm from turkey, believe it or not.

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Based

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pity, there goes the last active player who started in the 90s

Defense certainly didnt help. chargers shouldve scored 38 points

Fucking hilarious, are the Lions gonna choke?

How do I get a date with an NFL cheerleader

So, you’re still a shitskin? Lmao

As a country, we should strongly think about nuking Arlington, Texas.

they can't throw this, r-right?

This. I need to know this also.

It was pretty bad in the first half but they figured out it in the second until they were gassed in overtime.

Why would you want to?

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Only if we do new york first

LIONS CARDINALS GAME GETTIN GUD

Maybe he's greek anatolian.

Get cancer and be underaged. Make-A-Wish, babyyyy

Didn't catch the Cardinals game, is Kyler a total unmitigated bust, or does he look like he has potential?

whiter than you mutt

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I find Kliff Kingsbury handsome, in a strictly platonic way of course

no loins tard bread?

Because I'm lonely and horny

Kyler looks really cute in his little football outfit.

Only a few months until the XFL kills the NFL

This last drive will tell us I guess

Bitch didn't you already post this question

Who?

The Chargers will go one and done.

jesus that dude is fucking huge.

literally 5'11 vs 6'

>this is a 10 in New England
Holy fucking schnikes

it's habbening
>loins

But you’re literally not white, and therefore I am whiter than you

Nah. I think the teams should have to start on their own 20s and drive the length of the field to score in OT.

Do Packers fans ever shower?

THE BAKERY IS BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS

WHAT THE FUCK IS BEVELL DOING

Just say you were wrong about Lamar. All off season you race baiting faggots claimed he was a meme and a RB and today he shredded an NFL team with one of the best corners in all of football. Eat shit and admit you were wrong.

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Does icing the kicker work

>rivers undefeated in the wild card round

are we supposed to be surprised by this?

Licks signs with the Battlehawks. You heard it here first.

Kards koach

Nah he’s a durka durka

You never played NCAA 14 bro?

sure mutt. also stfu, i'm trying to watch and talk about football here.

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I still think Winston is a good qb desu

What happened to the Seahawks defense?

Did you watch the game, though? It wasn't because of incredible reads or arm talent. It was blown coverages and terrible tackling

You should wait until week 8 before you start gloating about Lameme. He was a stud today sure, but it's not like the Lelphins were even remotely teying

this. those refs sucked.
today i also learned you dont need the ball to cross the pylon for a TD.

>playing against a fake team
>acting as if you beat the patriots
That's quite a low bar you've set for your QB/RB

>I-I’m White
Are you a self hating shit skin?

I appreciate your posts turkbro

What if I'm black and fit

Dubs for Cardinals TD

Sometimes, I really do feel like just walking away from this league. But then, I look at teams like the Browns, the Bucs, the Dolphins, the Chargers, the Jets and the Texans and I think to myself, 'If those fans can hang onto hope, no matter how pointless and futile it is, then so can I.'

GO LITERAL MINWHO II!

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>literal shitskin calling anyone mutt
Lmao whiter than you

Seattle Dragons finna tear that league a new one

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Did YOU watch the game?

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Same thing that happens every year. We know bad football here. Seen lots of it. Of course what makes this unique is in previous years the talent wasn’t there. This year there are talented players who are just gutless. Give me the journeymen who at least give a fuck. And...it’s not rocket science. You don’t skimp on offensive line

did you guys know that marcus mariota threw 3 td's today

haha

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They easiky have the second worse secondary in the league but that's what happens when you pay for scraps. Their front seven is going to have to carry their def most games

Based and chorgepilled
Not gonna lie Mack seems pretty based

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Are you a turkish turk or some kind of white turk?

Yes and nobody answered, I will be answered when I ask a question. And watch who you call bitch, you're speaking to a man who will not suffer it. You will refer to meet exclusively as "Daddy Long Dick". You will also answer the question.

Come win with us brother

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Flacco also raped the bills in week one last year. Demolishing bad teams is obviously better than losing to them, but I’m going to hold off judgement on Lamar until he plays a team that isn’t Miami or Arizona.
I didn’t even realize they played Arizona in week 2 until checking as I made this post lmao.

Yeah. The Dolphins looked like an FCS team trying to navigate an SEC offense out there. The Ravens didn't look good. The Dolphins looked bad.

no one cares

the secondary is garbage. and the literal patchwork OL of the bengals made the seahawks DL look like rookies. the seahawks only have good line backers.

>tfw bucme had sex before me

>It wasn't because of incredible reads or arm talent
He did both though

oh you poor child.

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>manlet mutt runs out before the 1st down
>refs give it to him anyways
really makes me think

it doesn't count, it was gay sex

He looks like a bust Daddy Long Dick. The Lions dominated the whole game and their offense was ineffective all game until garbage time.

Start Ryan Griffin

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>The Ravens didn't look good. The Dolphins looked bad.

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A bears drafted mahomes wouldn't be the same force we see in KC. He wouldn't have been trained under the tutelage of smeth or groomed in reid's offensive schemes.
also bears are cursed with bad qbs

>Iktfb
You know Bevell is horrible when Schottenheimer is an improvement over him

Andy Dalton is like Stat Padford: Ignore the numbers aside from the final score

He probably sexually assaulted the blonde girl he was stalking :(

Ok thank u

>no tennessee or alabama team to root for

Should I go with the battlehawks since I like the name and logo?

user are you still watching those stupid games? Why don't you come play with me?

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you can't beat us so you must join us

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They'll win their annual meme game against the pootriots/ yes, even while tanking.

Well at least he will only be losing regular season games, and not the biggest game of his career again.

You referring to Murray I take it?

You think that style of facial hair might catch on? I kind of like it.

He played really good today. No stat padding at all. Feel bad he’s credited with a lost fumble. That was a bad call.

Will Crab Legs still be in Tampa next year?

Only if it's Galaga.

oh shit is that pac-man? Haven't played that in a long time. Can I have a go? I used to be able to get to level 5

This sloppy ass hoe is probably the best Jameis could do (consensually, at least) at this point

that nigga is obsessed and he cares. have sex and dilate
Turkey is very diverse, i'm on the white side of spectrum.
obsessed mutt

I know, I took that into consideration, he'd be more on the level of Stafford, which would still be an unbeatable team when combined with that monster of a defense. All they need is a competent QB to be SB contenders, if they had a gunslinger like Stafford that's next level.

>tfw WentzDesean will be the WentzErtz of 2017
Hype.

It's like a reverse chinstrap. He cut the hair where the strad would be and left the hair where it wouldn't.

Kyler putting together a game winning drive

>white side of the spectrum
So a LITERAL mutt. You are the least white person here beside old gay and cucme

>Cardinal/Loins literally ending the same way as Chorgers/Clots

No

they'll fuck up the 2 point conversion.

you're literally shitting up the thread along with him. Fuck off with responding to him you dumbass

Jesus christ look at the genetics on this guy

Why is that man imitating Lamar Jackson’s lips?

Murray is ELITE I swear.

you are right.

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Hahahahaha you’re as “”white”” as getatan, you stupid fucking self hating mutt.

>have to put up with opening week champions thumping their chests for the next couple of weeks before they drop off by late mid season.

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Yes.

Implying?

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He cute

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FUCK PATRICIA FUCK BEVELL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TRUSTING STAFFORD TO CALL TIMEOUT IF HE DOESNT LIKE THE LOOK FUCKING AMATEURS

MOMMY MILKIES

Based Larry

Disgusting

Murray may not be the best QB, but at least he's fucking clutch

Can the Lions do anything right?

damn, that ruined my day. I don't think steelers fans wouldve been able to recover if ab got like 300yds on them opening night.

let me know if you get a WEBM of that Rivers To Allen TD today. Shit was beautiful

>loins

Yeah, but he could always dab on the Stoolers in the playoffs, if they meet up again.

M E M E G A M E
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AFC EAST BROS WE HAVE TO START GIVING THE STEELERS OUR ENERGY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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He threw for 400+ and the team scored 20 points. A classic Stat Padford-tier performance

Loins!!!!!!!!!!!

the crowd goes wild

L
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S

Steelers will beat the Patriots tonight, I guarantee it.

>i'm on the white side of spectrum

Oh cool. No offense to dark skinned Eurasians, but white men are much better looking. I've seen white turkish men that pass for white and look good.

HOLY FUCK THE CARDS JUST TIED THE GAME LMAO

they're real good at losing

Lmao lions

k...keep me posted

This is a fucking re-run. I miss Jacques B Brisket and Malon Mack

The age of the manlet qb has officially begun

God I love Larry

Imagine actually being the fucking Lions. Jesus fucking christ. Can't even beat a wreck of a bottom feeding team properly.

Lads... Kyler might be legit

Is Kyler Murray elite?!?!

we could have stopped this. all we had to do was shut down wilson.

Does Belicheck intentionally send his assistants to other teams in order to destroy them?

wrong

smdh. It's so embarrassing

>loins
>loins
bros what's wrong with them

I'm not giving you fucking shit, in fact I'm going to give the Pats my energy.

No, people still can't figure out that hiring from the Belichick tree is a mistake.

I've read your post like 3 times and I can't make sense of what you're saying

Does /nfl/ rate the Toxins

yea, i wasn't expecting this.

can Stafford pull a Rodgers?

What can men do against such manletness?

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>Matt Prater kicking
You tried your best, cards

I understand it just fine.

teams think "hiring guy that takes orders from Belichick=hiring Belichick"

0-1 lol fuck you dumb fat redneck flyover scum dumb racist son of bitch prick we the real niggaz out here in LA represent faggot

Nope. They’ll still likely blow the division to the colts or titans this year but Bill OBrien will stay another year

It was a good game. I thought Ekeler filled in really well, too

If they beat the saints tomorrow they're a top ten team in my book.

>holding
not so fast

Chiefs are winning the super bowl

NEW

>I-it was a g-good game
Cope
We win you lose and it shouldn’t been more of a blowout you lardasses got so much refball to keep you in the game it isnt even funny

NEW THREAD WHEN??

why is this game tied up...the lions won already

>chiefs
>winning 2 playoff games
pick one

>not so fast

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lmao good post

>Punished Andy
>A Leader Denied His Team's First Championship

>punting with a minute left in OT

That's the most nutless shit I've ever seen. They just conceded to a tie at best. Cards are fucking pussies and I'll never forget it.

>declining a personal foul at the end of regulation that would have put you at your 31 with no time left on the clock and at least one Hail Mary (with a chance for a pass interference spot foul in field goal territory)
Brainlet Cardinals coaching staff

Reality