COWBOYS VS GNATS GAMETHREAD #2

Game is evolving. Pocket qbs are washed up it's time for dual threat based black boys to take over.

Yes.

Who else /tiene ganas de una panochita bien apestosita/ here?

Prescott is the dark horse for 2019 MVP
PS: Stay seething Xeagles trannies

I hope she realizes when she's 30 she'll never find a white man to settle down with. I hope those kinky fetishes were worth it when shes struggling to be a single mom with a shit job. I have no sympathy for these disgusting wenches.

>Gnats fans will never know the joy of having an HEB
How will they ever survive

Some people don't like dating their own race, because it reminds them of someone they're related too. Stop being insecure.

>edp in an official NFL commercial
LOL

>They put edp in a commercial

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Cowboys suck juicy black cock that squirts them right in the yes hole.

>What happened to white qbs?
Top paid qbs =!= top qbs

The GOAT is coming tho
And he's pretty white

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HEB is okay. Better than United.

EDP in a fucking sponsored NFLtm commercial

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Why do you keep spamming this jew?

90% of Yea Forums would gladly raise her mixed child.

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he's alien, not white

anddd just got done a quickie with my busty mexican goth gf.

How we doing cowboy bros.

Post them superior Latinas, bros.

Ez win bro

So what you're saying is, hundreds of years in the future we'll be fornicating with aliens because it's too much like incest

because shes based

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nah, money whores can play in traffic

holy shit Kellen is based

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>some guy sits on an ethots social media and saves all her pictures so he can post them in an NFL game thread
autism

>shes not
ftfy beaner

How was that not interference

gnats getting refballed

this guy has spammed this girl since last NFL season. seriously stalker behavior. FBI, if you are watching, check this guy out

Home cooking.

Produce kebab

Duh, anyone with a brain could improve the offense better than Scott Linehan, not to discredit Kellen Moore.

where's the screecap of EDP?

BASEDQUON BASEDLEY

Bent don't brake defence

>Barkley doesn’t even tie his own shoes
BASED

Tie my shoes nigga

who is this semen demon

>Saquon Barkley is 22 and an NFL star
>I'm 22 and working at a Pizza place
What is the over under on World War 3 happening?

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"tie my shoes, cucks"

Left the stream i was watching to see the game on spanish tv and missed EDP's ad, screencap plz

Yes, sir!

*Heavy breathing.*

You can hurt an oblique or slip a disk bending over

And a hands to the face call missed on Eli.

His shoe tying slaves are more important than you lel

why WW3? So you can die in an unmarked grave in a hell hole after some artillery shell destroys you before you can even fathom it? At least if civilization remains intact as is you could manage to make yourself into something

That’s a pure 100% finngolian, not white

You got about 10-15 more years of suffering before the bugaloo, I'd say.

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>Mayfield in two commercials
>teams gets btfo in season opener
Why is NFL so hyped on this bozo?

DONT YOU GO DOUBLE KNOTTING THOSE THINGS FAGGOT BITCHES

its ok to admit your jerked off to a jew

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Just got in from work - looks like Giants are up to three-win-all-season form.

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Cuz a top 3 WR from NY went to Cleveland.

Wtf bros, is dak actually elite or is this a mirage?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

it's a mirage - giants are terrible

New OC+godtier OL+amazing receiver group
Dak is playing on easy mode.

Not an ounce of pressure

I don't want to die a virgin. I want to have sex at least once.

not him, but after WW3 there wont be nfl anymore. there wont be anything. we'll all be equal.

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>refball even when dallas is winning
What a shit team

>Cooper runs behind 4 defenders all DBs
>No pass rush

I only fap to the purest huwhite waifus.

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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GNATS DEFENSE CANT EVEN COVERE A SINGLE FLY
WE DEM BOYZ

Can't be worse than this

gnats are awful, so cowboys should be stomping their shit in, it'd be a problem if they weren't or just scraping by

KELLEN MOORE IS A FUCKING SAVAGE

leave this team to me

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Yeah this shit is rigged.

What the fuck was Alec Olgretree trying to do

GNATSFAGS on literal suicide watch.

Dallas is beating New York worse than that canadian beat that chimp Serena.

I guess I'll start the chores and get them done before the Yankees game starts.

Giants and stupidly bad blown coverages that give free points to the Cowboys
Name a SINGLE more iconic pair.

THIS. FUCKING. OFFENSE.

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brb gotta kms

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t. Commie

Top winning qbs withing 3 years

>Wentz
>Brady
>Punished Big Ben
>Rivers
>Rodgers
>Lawrence
>Rosen
>Darnold

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Based

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we owl boys
time to buy that small ranch in Marathon

LONDON
>buttmad filthy fan
seethe more

>vagiants

Eli Manning and autism

imagine being racist in 2019

This is the worst Giants defense I've ever seen. How did they allow this to happen?

Imagine being a Gnatfuck in 2019

Same but I'm black

Nah. Any NY fan knows this team is not good.

>tfw Kellen Moore actually was the solution all this time

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>giants

Don’t even think the Cowboys look good so much as Giants look pathetic on both defence and offense

why the fuck are they wasting time, eli is washed up, let the kids play and develop

How in the FUCK did Kellen Moore awaken this sleeping monster?

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no we won't. the 6'2" 225 niggers that used to play the NFL and understand teamwork will group together and enslave shut in retards like you.

imagine having 0 super bowl wins since the 90s

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ELITE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF THE NFC. DRAGONS AND MULTIPLE TDS WILL COME YOUR WAY BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY

"GIVE ME MOORE!"

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Lel

Imagine being leddit on the Chan

Giants aren't awful offensively in this game, just could be better.
This Giants defense could give the 2012 Saints a run for their money in terms of shit

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I'm going to the pats/cowboys game later in the season will dallas still be elite then?

Gnatfucks don't get to use this excuse after shit talking.

Giants look decent on offense with Barkley. Your defense is a joke though.

>Aikmen looking just'ed

What happened bros

HEB sucks dick

cowboys are legit dangerous

Chiefs vs Cowboys Super Bowl

>unironically citing current year
Imagine having a double digit-IQ.

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oh nice. That's beautiful

GIVE ME MOORE

what does NY look forward to? knicks are awful, rags suck, gnats are terrible, the yankees?

GIVE ME MOORE

IT'S JUST SO EASY BROS

that's not an excuse friend - anyone who follows the giants or the NFL knew this team was dogshit therefore zero expectations.

I tried to tell people Dak was an incredibly gifted QB when it came to production when he was in college and that Linehan was a fucking moron handcuffing him and his offense with utterly stupid systems and that if anyone knew how to run an offense with a brain, they would actually show just how good Prescott really is.

GIVE ME MOORE!

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ready for tomorrow bros

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grug no like you
that mean you reddit

American

and the yankees will have to get past the astros pitching.

Eli isn't washed up. He has zero help. They traded their best weapon. No o line. No defense. Hard to throw the ball when you're down early and often. I'd rather give the ball to Barkley 40 times then try and throw in this offense

Islanders maybe? They looked just fine last year but got swept in the playoffs

Shit yeah

pscp.tv/w/1LyxBLvakVPGN

Why are they booing when cooper catches it? Aren’t they at home?

ELI
L
I
T
E

Eli Vick

Zeke swindled the cowgirls, he looks like shit

why does it feel like neither of these teams are playing defense

This. Eli gets all the blame and it's retarded.

They're saying COOOOOOOOOP

lol why are the teams in the NFC even bothering, the cowboys are easily the superbowl favorites

>Throw bad challenge flag
>Realize you're going to lose it
>Go and pick it up
>Nothing happens

Based refs

They're not gonna beat the Astros so they can enjoy another 100 win season and no ring. Go Barves!
Beat me to it

>gints

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Refs didn't see it dipshit

Give me Moore

This game isn't Eli's fault, but Eli hasn't played well in years and the offense has to compensate for Eli's deficiencies.

You guys got to say this about Romo all the time. Fuck off.

this, blind-ass zebras
then what the fuck are they getting paid for

ELI BUTTERFINGERS

Glad i bought LVE's jersey and nlt zeke's

What? No Helmet to Helmet?

GIVE ME MOORE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

To rig it against the Cowboys

BASED KARMA

>have one of the best running backs in the league
>don't use him on 3rd/1 or 4th/1
>gnats

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Eli in midseason form already

What the fuck was that?

>more refball after this
i'm out

forgot about them, they're looking pretty good, at least they're young-ish

good lord Eli sucks so bad

ELI LMAO CLASSIC ELI

lmao gnatscucks on suicide alert

BOYS GOT THE BALL.

ITS KELLEN MOORE TIME

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

STAYING ALIVE

AHAHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK
COWBOYS FAN HERE
I WAS SCREAMING AT 25 BEFORE THE PLAY WAS OVER
THAT IS 100% A PENALTY
he hit shepherd knowing damn well the ball was nowhere near him

AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GNATS FANS

EVEN THE REFS ARE A PART OF COWBOYS NATION

>Why yes we support our home team, the Dallas Cowboys, how could you tell?

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yes, please.

How many games till Daniel Jones takes over for Eli?

Miss me yet?

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Summertime lover~

Little bit surprised that was a no call

>Dads with Daughters
Sounds like a pedo ring

WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ

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BASED REFS SUCK IT JEW YORK

At least eli is not being hit like a piñata like last year

They should bring DJ out already

GIVE ME MOORE

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n o p e

That's premium refball right there

romo had bigger problems, like being alive with intact bones

Eli is the most nonathletic professional athlete of all fucking time. He needs to retire

I'd have anal sex with those ladies. Reverse cowgirl.

Hell no

Your team wins the next 5 super bowls but you can never use the word nigger again. Do you press the button?

GIVE ME MOORE

Cool it with the racism, bro.

This is the best Giants o-line in years. Stop blaming them

GIVE ME MOOREE

Cowboys are looking pretty good lads. Dak not playing like a game manager and starting to look like a top 10 QB.

Let's just remember how bad the Giants are Cowbros.

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based refs, giving jew york the #1 pick early

I literally think the problem is everyone but Eli

GIVE ME MOORE

How many games till Sa'kwon Barkley suffers a career ending hamstring injury

Faggot is a better slang term anyway

gfy soi

>because it reminds them of someone they're related too
that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard

Redpill here:
Jameis Winston is the best black QB

Might as well cut my tongue out.

me on the right

Funny

Romo was a choke artist. He always had a good line an good weapons. They just weren't shit in the playoffs. Eli has had mediocre weapons outside of tiki Barber and plaxico. Guy made Steve Smith. Hakeem nicks Mario manningham look like a gs. And Victor Cruz. What they do outside of NY? Nothing.

GALLUP MY BOI

as a cowboy fan yes

GALLOP

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DAK MVP
A
K

M
V
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i'm not saying you can't say groid and porch monkey and north american pavement ape, you just cant say nigger

N-

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AHHHHH MY COCK!
>that dragon

Stop the racist bullshit right now. I won't say it again.

HOW ARE THE GNATS THIS TERRIBLE?
NY ON COLLECTIVE SUICIDE WATCH

Kek

tiki was a problem, not a solution

Gints at least had a decent defense with McApoo. Probably would have at least gone 8-8 if he had Barkley

MOORE DID IT AGAIN

That was way too ez

Nope. I say nigger too much. I even call my grandma on her deathbed a worthless nigger.

I

>giants
>defense

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Is it time to admit Kellen Moore is a better coach than Belichick?

i thought the cowboys offensive line was elite? they getting pushed around. can't run block for shit.

REMINDER THERE IS STILL A WHOLE QUARTER LEFT

God fucking damn it.

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Now this is a thinker

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ELIte fumble

Fucking shit gnats. Get it together.

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It's hard to tell how good Dallas is because this is the worst fucking defense I've ever seen in my life.

OBJ looks pretty good right now.

In a heartbeat, can still say coon, ethnic etc

FUCK MY BITCH KELLEN

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Too easy
WE SUPER BOWL NOW

Is this a rape joke?

ZEKE DRAGON

All these guys like us that played madden all their life know their shit

HOL UP

COLLAPSING

And yet the Cowboys are still slicing through the Giants.

sad thing is that Romo stopped choking towards the end but the boys could never make it in the playoffs and if they did he was too banged up to play

Defense sucks.
Eli sucks.

Make changes at defense. Train them harder.

Put Jones in.

WITH EASE LADS WITH EASE
WITH EASE LADS WITH EASE
WITH EASE LADS WITH EASE
WITH EASE LADS WITH EASE

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Unless Daniel Jones comes out and scores on multiple consecutive drives i see no point on staying awake.
1 more td and i'm going to bed pals

This

See this, Iggles? This is what we're gonna do to you.

Redcucks...lol

>jason witten stiff arms
"Excuse me young man"

Tiki was good. He was a soldier. Once he fixed his fumbling problems he was solid.
I liked Brandon Jacobs. Tiki and him were a great duo. Favorite Jacobs moment? Destroying the play clock is Dallas in the super bowl run.

Based on what?

GIVE ME MOORE

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i think the idea is eli plays so long as they're in playoff contention, even though we know they haven't been in playoff contention since this game started. Also

>nice trips

>that soulless blank stare from eli

ahahahahah

>Eli sucks

Eli is having a good game. The defense sucks.

I hope he still commentates as he runs

GIMME MOORE

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Starting to legit feel bad for gnatsfags, this shitshow is beyond embarrassing.

Imagine having those girls naked in a room with the lights turned out playing a game of Marco Wethole.

“GIVE ME MOORE!"

GIVE ME MOORE!

>beating up on the tanking gnats defense
>first game of season
>cowboyfags think this is worth something

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GIVE ME MOORE

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>why did peyton have to win again, now dad doesn't love me anymore

7 for 71. Wasn't that his average with the Giants last year?

Didn't they have to play kitna in the playoffs? I forget

Tom Coughlin may have been too old to coach at the end of it all, but the manner in which you let him go and kept Jerry Reese sent a message: the Maras don't give a fuck about winning. Then McAdoo and Shurmr confirmed it.

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nice try FBI

They did the same thing last year but if you can't tell the difference between how the beatdowns came about your blind. The cowboys have a real playcaller now and can actually win difficult games that require adjustment

COWBOYS PATS SUPERBOWL INCOMING

they should have fired reese with coughlin - it was an idiotic non-move

GET READY PATS FAGS

You wanna see beyond embarrassing you should have watched the ViKANGS destroy the Failcoons. Fun shit.

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The giants may suck but I am happy for Eli

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That's not the point. He's still doing good outside of NY.

Yikes

no one actually likes the cowboys but watching the gnats spill spaghetti all over the place is entertaining

LEL

That aged liked spoiled milk

OHNONONONONONOO

I like Jeff Heath

GIVE ME MOORE

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>MFW FAGGOT HATERS ARE SHITTING THEIR PANTS BECAUSE OF AMERICA'S TEAM, THE DALLAS COWBOYS

LMFAO. I HOPE YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH DIAPERS TO LAST YOU UP TO THE CROWNING OF THIS SEASON'S SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, AMERICA'S TEAM, THE DALLAS COWBOYS.

LMFAO.

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Is he elite

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Is Saquan better than Zeke?

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Now that they are down 4 scores maybe try running the ball?

worst captcha ever

>timeout

GIANTS SHOOK

>difficult games that require adjustment
if thats what you think this game is, you are beyond saving

No

YES YES IM COOOOOOOMING

Sure why not

We might find out if a team picks him up.

Is it even a question?

yes - it'll be barry and emmit 2.0

How? Cuz he's not playing there? His contact is cuz of the Giants. And he has 71 yards. I guarantee he's asking for a trade or yelling at Mayfield by week 5 if this keeps up

Quite impressed by Fox’s NFL presentation. They seem to have toned down the OTT bullshit.

Donating to the American Red Cross? You might as well burn your money

This but unironically.

Join the /nfl/ game chat
discord.gg/SEYErd

>this offense

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yes thats why I asked

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better at getting the ball? yes. The giants know that Saquan is good so they don't let him touch the football. 5th dimensional chess.

>Franchise record
>During a season opener
Why do people share meme """records""" like this

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i want to say yes, but I've blocked that out
lucky af, but he did everything that he needed to

To push a narrative

Nice try, FBI.

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1 more Zeke TD please

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Is Dak gonna get paid?

I think they wanted the "old guard" outta there and I don't think they anticipated McAdoodoo being that awful

NFL is all about the meme records.

Notice how the Iggles couldn't beat up on the Redsucks' even worse defense?

This is the boat incident all over again, isn't it?

Shouldn't have tipped them off like that.

Kellen Moore is

BBDWTOS

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obviously not you fucking retard. I'm talking about the fact that no matter the circumstances our old OC Linehan never deviated from his highly predictable play calling. Now shut the fuck and think before you ever reply to me again

based

Where D/a/llas at?

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Down 25 points and still forcing screens

Dak is gonna get that contract isn't he.

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PUT ME IN COACH

IM READY TO PLAY

TODAY

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>1st and 20
>drops it

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TOO EASY LIKE ITS NOT EVEN FAIR

Redskins have a better defense than New York. Giants don’t even have a pass rush.

GIVE ME MOORE

>Blocked AWAY from returner.
>Still run into him.

Reporting in.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Didn't he have like the most

GIVE ME MOORE

Its actually a pubic service. Giants play cals suck so the audience can feel good about themselves.

Why are they attacking Roman?

Fantasyfags eat that shit up. Plus it fills airtime.

Why would you ever want a hand-me-down OC with playcalling so predictable it makes Norv Turner's offenses look like an exotic smorgasbord of insanity even after he failed as a HC at multiple places?

Maybe Giants need their own Kellen Moore

Redskins is full of young rookies and players. No way they're better than the Gnatts. Keep fucking dreaming cuck.

You mean the year of the wobbly ball that tried?

So it's pretty clear that the Cowboys are the best team in the league, right?

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Who exactly do the Giants have?

Because they are Seth Rollins fans

big dog stands tall when everyone is after his yard

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>stretchmarks
They're kind of hot.

They can't stretch the field. No weapons. Golden Tate isn't gonna make a fucking difference when he gets back. Unless they're running with Barkley they're not getting anything.

BRRRRAAAAAAAP

Shows they worked hard to lose weight. Kinda based

t. pissed off faggot new york fan

eat shit little bitch lmfao

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The BIG DAWG DRAWS SO MUCH DIMES THEY SEETHE

GO DEM BOYZ

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I wanna do her

lmao sheagles are scared already

is that the "what's a computer?" girl

Huh wut u mean?

Move Eli from QB to OC.

God can you imagine being behind her and gently sniffing and kissing her butthole and pussy?

Legit question. If Cowboys play like this every week, is there anyone keeping us from the Owl?

I don't see that fucking faggot saquon with a TD LMAO

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>her

that's not a legit question although the pats played like this every game one season and went 18-1.

really? :o :D

OwO

Looks like Eli has lost all humanity left in him. He has a soulless stare

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE COWSOIS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE THIS GOOD! THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR DIVISION DAK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUST AND ELLIOTS CONTRACT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM LAZY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD IDEA TO SIGN THEM BOTH TO LONG CONTRACTS! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR WTF THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!

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NOPE

He never had a soulful stare.

Based

Eagles are the best team the the NFC retard

With Foles.

nice

You guys said that last year too

>Eagles are the best team the the NFC with Files retard
FTFY

>Barely beat the DC Football Team
>Best

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lol

retard

>Barely beat the lowly R******s
>Best team in the NFC
They'll be lucky to go 8-8 if Wentz doesn't get hurt

Eli has crushed Brady twice in the Owl, he has nothing to prove.

>wentz
>not gettign hurt

>barley beat the r*******
Lmfao

hello

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I've had enough of this. Going to watch the SF game

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Down by 25 points and 20 yards to go for a first down and eli pushes the ball 2 yards downfiel 5 times in a row. He's playing to not get benched.

12-4 if he does.

>Dak was supposed to be a bust
>a fourth round 3rd stringer who came out of nowhere is supposed to be a bust

lololol

Based

who are the r*******? the redskins?

>only 2 threads
what a shit organization

>ummmmm you're a cowboys fan, right user?

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Press B to back Dak.

B

The Washington Injuns

B

I cant see Eli motivation

The washington slurs, yes

>lies as an eagles fan
Yes, yes I am.
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

retards

B

How could you tell?

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Delet this that's offensive and you're a bigot.

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hard to imagine being this upset on behalf of another people

Daniel Jones looks like a mega autist. Probably downloaded minecraft to his playbook tablet

B

Well said actually. Someone even did a poll and native americans said they don't care at all, and some actually said it makes them feel proud.

I've never met one and I support the wounded knee massacre I just think it's a funny name for a shit division rival

Why the FUCK wouldn't you put Jones in at this point?

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The perfect protege for eli then

Eli put on some concealer and they got confused

How do I read this graph

green pokeman is a nigger, the red one is a kike, and the blue one has a dick but claims to be a woman

typical bulbasaur

Yea, because Scam Newton has been so fucking great...

Here comes Elis garbage time stats that prove hes actually good really

B

IS THERE ANY FUCKING QUESTION THAT DAK IS THE BEST QB IN THE NFC NOW???????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Why does Troy Aikmen always look like hes trying to push out a gigantic turd

>Eli actually taking garbage points
What a cuck lol

two owls bro

...and 2 mvps in those owls

18-1

CTE

Got anything good to say about him this decade?

What is that supposed to mean to everyone else that doesn't live in new England you stupid fuck

See you next week, shitskins.

owl and mvp in 2011
yeah he's stunk for a long time but he doesn't need to pad stats, friendo

there is no way dak leaves at&t stadium without a contract

Probably about the same things you can say about the cowboys.

>commercial for The Jester
BRAVO

Dak is a dark horse for 2019 MVP

>hes been bad for 8 years but who cares he won a super bowl off a fluke
God bless gnats delusion

he won two superbowls dumbass and if you're too thick to get that then you are the president of cowboys nation

>fluke

>shits on Brady twice

Rayne is no way shape or form dark in any way because he has white blood in his body

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What do you call a cowboy with a superbowl ring?

Retired.

This but unironically

Cowboys win one game, DAK IS GOAT MVP DURRR. Why are cowboys fans so retarded?

Literally me

like I’m physically unable to say it, or if I say it the spell is broken and my team won’t win the super bulbs?

Butterfinger Jones

A broken clock is right twice too.

Eli "beat" the Patriots because of two lucky throws and his O-Line armbarring their pash rush more times than Dean Malenko.

I live 15 miles from Jerryworld. The drones will be insufferable at work tomorrow.

Trips of truth

dark
horse
mvp
candidate
nigger

fumble. eat shit faggot

cope

I didn't watch this game, did Eli get benched?

no he beat Brady twice fair and square

COPE

he was a pro bowler in 2015 with 4400 yards and 35 tds

I hope someone breaks Daks leg fucking stupid nigger

oof

Don't you have a game to get ready for, Tom?

>Dak LMAOing in the huddle.

>Jones fumbles
he ready to take over Eli already

JONES CAREER IS OFFICIALLY OVER
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHHASHAHAHSHZHAHAHAHAHAHSH

This is every team. Week one is the biggest over exaggeration of the season. Lamar Jackson is the best qb in football according to Ravens fans after beating a tanking fins team

>158.3 rating for dak

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

Wish that on Zeke. Then they'll really be fucked.

great running form by eli 2.0 there

its what happens when the defenders are subway deli line workers

LMAO he based

100 year drought if you say it

cope

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Defense gave up too many yards for my liking but a win’s a win.

>gnats

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so now Jerry is fucked, he has to give Dak like 100 mil.

COWBOYS 1-0 WE DEM BOYZ, WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME, DAK MVP

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No coping. Facts. Enjoy the dub though. You don't beat NY in Dallas often

Yeah, he's fucked because he has to pay a good QB money. Giants wish they had those problems :)

Jones will make him HC and he'll be fired within two years because he actually has a backbone, unlike Garrett

>good
>QB

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GIVE ME MOORE

Oh baby

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I've only heard people compliment Kellen Moore

perfect rating, 405 yards and undefeated, so yeah, that's correct. stay mad, diaper shitting bitch.

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GIVE ME MOORE!

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is this gobolino logic

>"yeah muh mum fucked tyrone because she thought chad looked to much like her dad, had nothing with tyrone being her dealer or anything"

56%

never heard of this one before haha