/nfl/ general - IT'S GAMEDAY EDITION

Heebie Jeebies

fuck off lazy nigger

BUF: John Brown (7/123/1) scores Bills game-winner
LAR: Robert Woods catches 8-of-13 targets vs. CAR
BAL: Marquise Brown explodes for 147 yards, 2 TDs
PHI: Wentz has 3 TDs in comeback win over Skins
LAR: Cooper Kupp has seven grabs on 10 targets
MIN: Dalvin Cook balls out, hangs 21-111-2 on ATL
WAS: Guice has 10 carries, 18 yards in Skins debut
NYJ: Jets newcomer Crowder (14/99) sees 17 targets
TEN: Delanie blows up (5-55-2) in rout of Browns
TEN: Henry steamrolls Browns for 159 yds, 2 TDs

18-1 incoming, Brownsbros.

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>memefield

>Vikings dominate in opener
>Boss called me into work
>Missed the whole game
>Mfw

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Where my packers niggas at, I know you're in this thread

0-1 gang rise up

Finnna end the season 15-1 to be desu

>this isn't how we rise up :/

what's the record for biggest win in nfl history?

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aaron gaygers kek

>the browns are going to the super bo-

*blocks your path*

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APOLOGIZE

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Trust the process.

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Like 72-0 or something

Um....fellas? ;)

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I won't

>doubting Dalvin Cook and the Vikings run scheme

>i-its the coaches fault

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74-0

I love the fact that Wentz changed his approach. He stays in the pocket and doesn't take unnecessary hits. feelsgoodman.jpeg

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The dolphins are always gonna be shit famalamadingdong

/Bills Owl 2020/
All you faggots doubted based A;;en and you will all pay the goddamn price

>"[Hill] had a sternoclavicular joint injury which is where your clavicle comes into your sternum," Burkholder said. "Those can be injured coming out the front, up top or in the back. If it goes posteriorly or back it becomes a medical issue for us so that we worry that there's more problems. His came back posteriorly and he didn't have any medical issues but we still transported him to Baptist Medical Center [Jacksonville] and we turned his care over to Brett Frykberg who is an ortho-trauma physician."

Based, ded nigger

no 25-10

>gayron gaydgers
>green gay

kek lol oh no!

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shut up billsnigger

Bears 73 Readskins zip

My Rams ain't looking too hot, bros

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Anthony Harris is fucking based

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i was told it was the bills defense stop the jest from scoring on 4 turnovers but what do they know about football

BASED

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Tardinals made the same mistake as the Browns: they drafted a Kliffbabby. Yes, Mahomes was a Kingsbury "product" but remember, he spent his rookie season on the bench having the Kliffbabby beaten out of him. Now he's good and Kliff will take credit for Andy Reid unfucking Mahomes' shit.

When will the league step in and give Delaware a team

Is this career ending?

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These Chicago assholes ar epissing me off

Now that the dust has settled, what was AB’s problem with the Raiders? What was he going on about when he said “it was bigger than football” and then celebrating when he got released saying “THEY FREED ME! I’M FREE, GOD IS GOOD.”

What the fuck was the issue? He just didn’t want to play there at all? Then why did he lie and say otherwise?

Who should be more embarrassed, the Dolphins or Browns?

Na that was a solid win. Panthers are a lot better than people think

>Beat child
>deny you did it
>get fucked first game of the season
Karma always gets you.

How the hell do the Vikings win with 98 yards passing on offense

only respond to this post if your QB threw 0 (zero) interceptions this week

not so fast, Bears and Browns fans!

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and another one

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Your 2019-20 Offensive Rookie of the Year.

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>green gay

jinkies!

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Dolphins has zero expectations

Browns easily what kind of stupid ass question did you just ask

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>barely beat the fuckin jets
>darnold looked like garbage
>6. Bills

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>Chiefs see Jags as just another AFCS team with a good defense

>Jags apparently see Chiefs as ultimate archival, rent-free penthouse in their heads, entire season's morale dependent on beating them, a single Chiefs touchdown bring them to shrieking, tears, violent tantrums, collapse of all discipline.

I dont get it bros, is something wrong with the Jacksonville Jaguars??

They have the Blue Hens already, which is a stupid fucking name for a team.

Bills defense only gave up 8 pts, the offense gave up 8 pts.

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Browns
they were both terrible but the Browns had real expectations behind them

Browns.
lelphins have no plans of winning anything this season

>is something wrong with the Jacksonville Jaguars?
Yeah they didn't have the balls to end Mahomes' season entirely.

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Elite defense too, but the offense looked better than the stat sheet. Two tipped balls for INTs, one bad snap, and one actual fumble.

You are beyond autistic

Sounds like its nothing, he'll ne back next week.

Reporting

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can the 49ers fire that sandnigger Saleh
what a fucking retard keeping the defenders back that far
god damn goat fucker

Absolutely 100% based.

Hey darnold at least didnt give up an interception....

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>two play TD drive by Bengals
What timeline is this

Nobody wants to live in the shithole that os California.

Uh, is this normal?

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green gay kek

>green gay
>gaysconsin
>you

kek lol oh no!

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How new can you be? Against shit teams like this, the pats play vanilla as fuck so they don't give anybody tape and are happy to cruise to a 31-17 win where nobody gets hurt. It's been almost a decade since they were trying to kill people.

Probably fatties or seniors overheating

He played them like a fiddle

So, who's going to win the super bowl?

Made it through Sunday without throwing a single pick. Jelly, Yea Forums?

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It didn't look very clean, but Saleh's D kept points off the board. He is good at his job.

You killed their QB in the 1st quarter of the first game their season is over for them now and they want blood

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The chiefs (of Kansas city)

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My Jetties

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t.

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>Cardinals suck
>Diamondbacks suck
>Coyotes suck
why is arizona such a shit sport state?

yeah i'm probably overreacting
i still have PTSD from last year

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>punthers

the more things change the more they stay the same

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>elect McBrain for 6 consecutive cycles
>elect a retarded mormon
>elect a dyke bitch to replace the retarded mormon
some times i wonder if the heat melt the brain of people here

>cucksins only managed 98! Yards
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHA

Kek, Based.

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gayker gayfield kek

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damn that Dak Prescott kid is pretty good

they were going berserk well before that. And Foles appeared do go down in a normal sack, must've landed weird, not like it was intentional

They hated Cowherd because he told the truth.

>green gay

jinkies!

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I would be curious to see what residents here actually support their home teams. It can't be over 55%.

Wentz > Goof

The Patriots.

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we get it. dont need to spam it

Wince is gonna go down just like Foles. Someone cursed the entire eagles qb lineage

Are there people who still seriously haven't caught up to the fact that it was Tyreek's wife that broke the kid's arm?

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Is AB, dare I say, based?

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>$(ers
>Jimmy G

gawoppolo just got pick 6'd lmao

>4(-12)9ers
FUCK

ADAM VINATERI IS DOOOOOOONE
HE'S OLDDDDDDDD
HE MISSES FIELD GOALLLLLLLLS
HE SUCKSSSSSSS

Between the shitfest that is the browns and jets on MNF, who wins?

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I love Derrick Henry

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never trust anyone that doesn't root for their home team

When was the last time a team won when their QB threw for less than 100 yards in a game?

The Ravens achieved Scorigami. Is there anything they won't do?

nflscorigami.com/

Jason freakin Witten still got it

Today.

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>green gay
>gaysconsin
>gayron gaydgers

heebie jeebies!

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Hey guys, hulu has live sports

Ravens probably did it multiple times last year but I'm just making an assumption

>Tyreek
>AB
Why are people apologizing or deflecting for dumb nignogs so much lately? Is this the work of, dare I say it, reddit?

EXPOSED SUNDAY
EXPOSED SUNDAY
EXPOSED SUNDAY
EXPOSED SUNDAY
EXPOSED SUNDAY
EXPOSED SUNDAY

win a playoff game

Based if platonic

>Scorigami
reddit leave

And then secretly recorded him while trying to blame him for it and then handing the audio over to the media, all so she could get more money out of him

Browns whining is likely to be rewarded with a ring this season. Fucking Hilarious

>13
Neck yourself

Week 1 is basically meaningless

>jimmy g

God the pats absolutely bamboozled sanfran

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Only 2 more hours until the game that actually matters

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Smeth

>t. 0-1 team fan

niners are ass again

Tebow, I'd guess

>Murray has had two passed batted down at the line of scrimmage today
LMAO

>Scorigami
What is this homo shit?

Remember, no matter how shitty your team is this year, take solace in the fact that at least they're not the dolphins.

Can we please praise Vernon Hargreaves, third of his name, for exposing The Wop-polo

reminder there was a time when people thought the Patriots lost the Jimmy G trade

Chiefs will win the super bowl

>Andy Reid is still their HC

Hold on.

This. Too many transplants. The state is a snowbird retirement home. Chase Field basically becomes Chavez Ravine East when LA comes to town. The whole state has fans of every team but their own. Shit sucks.

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>again
We've been ass since we got rid of Smeth. This is punishment for our disloyalty.

>kyler
>not a bust
I would never trust a midget.

Based Falcons pull off incredible losses

how can we possibly play so shitty and almost win only to inevitably blow it do to some combination of cam and ron

every once in a while we pull one out of our ass like philly last year, but more often than not this just how it be

its defies reason and i'm tired
i'd rather us just get blown out week in and week out

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>Andy Reid
>super bowl
Who let all the newfags in?

someone explain to me how this seahawks " " offense " " is supposed to work with this " " game plan " "

Yes, I remember being young and optimistic too.
It'll pass

M_ _ _ _ _ C _ _ _ _

It’s unfair to put 3 of the 4 turnovers on Josh. The commentary team was talking about how badly he played in the first half and it really doesn’t match up to what happened on the field.

Two were deflected balls for interceptions. And the second fumble was just the Jets lineman getting the jump on Mitch and making him botch the snap timing.

Really it’s just the initial fumble by Josh. And the interception that he threw that got called back for the holding penalty.

All in all it’s actually very encouraging how we moved the ball. Once they have some more time together as a unit at full speed in games a lot of those weird miscommunications will start to fall off.

Josh’s short memory for those mistakes makes him more of a Steve Young-type than I originally gave him credit for. I’m also very impressed with how Josh was able to know when to dump the ball to an outlet, or outright throw it away.

In other news, our defence is insane.

Lol

>ODELL NICK JARVIS
>HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP

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Nigga fuck the Chargers

Andy Reid is the Bruce Boudreau of the NFL, what are you new?

and yet you needed mosley to go down in order to win

Based

gonna go get the supremes combo. you guys want anything?

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sorry i only watch Lesbian, jack off to pictures, or use my imagination

basically, making scores that never happened in NFL history. it's made possible by the strange scoring increment of the NFL (2-3-6-7-8) and the obvious absence of the 1 point (except in an impossible situation)

>cousins couldn’t even pass for 100 yards
>AT HOME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHOKING WEEK 1

>Carson Wentz on 3rd down today: 11/12, 197 yards, 3 TDs

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>omg Dak suckssssss
okay bitch

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>against the gnats
Yawn

lmao

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I came back after 4 years and 2 kids to say
FUCK YOU CRACKERS LAMAR JACKSON GOAT XDXDXD

3rd down best down!

now THAT'S....football right there baby

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can't wait until dallass overpays him

Beating up the dolphins doesn’t prove much. His passes looked good though.

>stadium beers

Jheezuz thats like 300 dollars worth

Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!

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Lol

Most of the games today have been boring.

You have to drink that much to get drunk on that swill

Based

>miller lite
what drives a man to destroy his own tongue like that

Based!

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MASTER CHIEF

yes, that is 2017 Wentz stat. based

I bet on the chargers to win a game they should clearly by all reason and logic and righteous agency and i know they will lose

why do i and other fools keep doing this

>green gay
kek lol oh no!

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The Houston Toxins

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Fuck, oh we'll enjoy your curse

>”vicucks defense is elite!!”
>got scored on TWICE in the same quarter
OH NO NO NO NO

based /nesn/friends

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Imagine being an ACTUAL tripfag. I hope for his sake he does better in week 2.

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Matthew Stafford is elite

literally hundreds of dollars for piss

Holy shit, imagine making this list in earnest. Single digit IQ

He’ll probably break a ton of passing records if he has a long career

>Refs getting in the way of the 49ers-Bucs game
god i fucking hate this shit

Imagine not having the best coach in the league

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WEEK 1 TAKEAWAYS
>ryan sucks
>julio sucks
>jimmy g sucks
>murray sucks
>gurley is finished
>tyreek hill is dead
>miami will go 0-16

Tyreek hill is not dead

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Shut the fuck up foreign faggot

F

>forgetting that Foles is dead after 1 QUARTER of play

Why would you praise TNB?

he's in the trauma ward let's be real

wow the cardinal qb suck nuts

He'll be fine

Wow sounds like some retarded zoomer shit that belongs on reddit

Don't forget
>Seahawks struggling vs the Bengals
>at home

go sue the NFL saintnigger

fuck off lazy fuck, put the news on the OP next time faggot

Jimmy G is based and he will beat Tampa bay

Shit like this ruins football, fuck you and fuck the faggot that came up with this trash.

Believe I'm owed an apology by the unpaid janitors that spent all August deleting my pro Bengals posts

wait this isnt real lol

>Foles had a beautiful touchdown pass
>Immediately killed with a career ending injury
His life went from Comedy, to a story of Triumph, to a Tragedy

Heh, i'm not the worst off

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So what kind of deals is pizza hut having for NFL games?

Gonna go to Irony when Wince goes down next week

Just as a precaution, they didnt find anything wrong with him, he'll be back next week.

I hope Pats Steels is a bloodbath

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Is this the Gypsy curse the Iggles must pay for winning a Bowl?

will the colts tank for one of the 6 qbs coming out in the 2020 draft or will they tank for lawrence in 2021

he's missing a few weeks at minimum

Literally all of my obvious line picks and my meme counter picks back fired, except for one. I'm confident with where my late slot picks are right now though..

>that flag
>that post
Acting like anyone gives a shit about what you think, roachnigger

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>Texans might score less tomorrow than the Astros scored today
Hold me fellow toxinbros

Tua, Herbert, Fromm, Eason, Burrow, Montez

Dalton is elite

bengals are elite

cry more bitch ass nigga

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Foles will rise again.

More like the Skins got tired of dying alone and cursed the QB lineage of the eagles. It’ll cost the redskins another 3 QBs to maintain tho.

Seattle’s secondary is shit

>Foles down
>Mahomes injured
>Luck out before the season even started
If that fucking backup center for the Pats gives up a sack and Brady gets injured he'll never leave the stadium alive.

ross elite
hollywood elite
bill defense elite

I'm talking shit but I'm pulling for you. I hope you make a comeback and show people that you can do well even after a bad first week.

Not this season. He’s out for good.

fuck this game, gnats are so bad. which game are u watching?

why didnt you fukken tell me this before i put money on the seahawks

>All these Quarterbacks dying
And everyone in my fantasy league told me I was retarded for drafting my boy

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the 49ers have already achieved half the interceptions they got last year (they only got two last year)

hill out for the year as well

Mahomes isn't injured

You are, you just got a bailout

I regret grabbing Wilson instead of Dak and benching Rivers this week.

Ankle sprain.

No he isn't

nfl redzone for fantasy why bother watching entire games

Probably. I hope he comes back next season though, he's fun to watch.

looks like playing against Jimmy G in practice paid off

He will literally be fine by next game
He came back in and finished the game after it happened

i know the people at the hospital hes out for the year

Lies

Just turned on the Niners-Bucs game. Is Garoppolo turning out to be shit?

i don't really like redzone but thanks.

Are the jags regretting falling for the “backup to starter” meme? They lost at least $12m this year for it

METTIES JETTIES KEKKIES

>only 54 hidden threads
Almost up to divegrass numbers. Keep making threads, bros.

i dont work for cnn or any other news outlet so my words are just as good as your believe in them

ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR GARDNER MINSHEW

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You just lost to the Titans.
The fucking Titans.
6-12 AT. FUCKING. BEST.

>seethe about it Irish cuck

look dont ask for my advise ever again or else you piece of shit bot

Jags are doomed to 6-10 at best

Nope.

6 quality qbs are coming out in 202 let this bust work your team go 5-11 get the 4/5 pick in the draft win=win

The Titans are good.

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o-ok

Pretty funny first week so far.
Bears' season is over.
Jags' season is over.
Browns' season is over.
Not bad for one week.

I'm going undefeated this season

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no they aren't lmao

>Jimmy G exposed outside of Patriots system
Really makes you think

at least the jets season isnt over.....

>Patriots and Saints get free home games in the playoffs this year

the Jets season was over well before week 1, user

The best part about the Redskins choke is that barely anyone even shitposted about it. They're that irrelevant, no one even cares if they choke their asses off.

>mentally ill Kiwi has arrived
and the comfy thread is ruined

They're defensively elite and offensively below average. Like them or not, the Titans are an above average team.

aren't you the same guy who goes on about sample size?

i thought you guys told me david johnson was elite

TItans are good

Their HC has a 100% TD per target rate as a TE.

Gardner Minshew came in and played better than Foles. He's Brady coming in for Bledsoe, motherfuckers

this meme works for any afc/nfc north team

nah the browns are terrible again

OVER DRAMATIC BITCH BOY

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>Assumptions made for entire organization's mindset
>intentionally trying to spark buttpain in one, maybe two jaguars fans who post here
>not recognizing how pathetically bad the chiefs defense is for letting a backup rookie qb post a 120+ passer rating
>not recognizing how horrifically bad the chiefs defense is for allowing the jaguars to actually score multiple times through the air

I don't get it sis, is there something wrong with the "dangerous" chiefs?

He's been ignored this whole year so far. He's lost a lot of his wit. I don't know if the tooth rot finally got to his brain or what but instead of being biting and occasionally having a point, he just comes off like a lazy retard.

detroit is better than the titans

it can be both

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i only ever watch the super bowl

what game should i watch

>Gnats and Dedskins lost
WHAT KIND OF NOSTRADAMUS COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS!

why are the colts tanking

present
vikings oline still looked bad, gonna crumble against da cheese dline

It was eclipsed by the Jets choke

the super bowl

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Wait till tonight and watch Steelers-Patriots

I WANT TO BILL-IEVE

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give the fukken ball to david

None, all the good games ended

Justin Herbert

Watch Baker Mayfield blow up and get released and the Patriots pick him up for pennies.

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What points will you make when the Patriots get blown out by the Steelers?

So, when does Kylar Murray switch back to baseball?

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Seahawks Bengals is close

>tfw you get stuck in the washing machine

bears
browns
pats
each of them are over rated and doom to finish the year 8-8

Can someone please explain the Dolphins for me. I have been a fan in the past and just got back into nfl again. Why are they so bad? They had a lot of promise and hype. Bad trades before season? Theu won against Saints and now they folded.

You need to just stop posting. If you honestly think the patriots are worse than last year you are delusional.

Vikings

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It's not bad at all, because Jacksonville Jaguars QB Garner Minshew is elite, and anyone who'd actually seen him play prior to the draft would tell you the same thing. Leader among men, and sex object among women

HURRY BACK MELVIN GORDON HURRY BACK WE MISS YOU MAN

wait what the fuck the bengals are beating the fucking seahawks? what happened? double pick sixes or something?

don't reply to him

They are shit, not even the GOAT of September could save them.
They are up by a point.

>betting against my Bengies
ohnononononononno

secondary dont very good and ross speed is too much for them

No, Seattle secondary sucks and the o line is playing like ass. Dalton actually looks good in the new system.

Don Shula made a deal with the Devil to have an undefeated season in 1972 and the Devil's bargain is that they will never be champions again.

They are objectively worse than last year

The seahawks o-line is still rice paper

Seattle, Chicago, Dallas all missing the playoffs (but you already knew that)

please let the mack run stand...i need the fantasy points

STOP REPLYING TO KIWI YOU FOOLS

they won literally the year after that

Spreading false information about the chiefs should be illegal

ok then

This is wrong. They're better in a lot of areas

They're weaker in the most important areas: O-line and QB

what are those?

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this man is the only one that understand the nuance of football...thank you for your wisdom

who is that next to rogers

certainly not a good look, but week 1 is always full of struggles

me

Tyreek Hill
>After a fracture or dislocation of the SC joint, your arm may be immobilized in a sling for up to 6 weeks or more. Even when the sling is removed, you will still have restrictions on lifting. For example, you may be restricted from lift anything more than a glass of water for up to several months. These restrictions hold true following surgery as well. Immobilizing and not using your arm allows the healing process to take place.

Hey nothing against Jags fans, friend. It's the players I was talking about/angry at. 2018 Jags were looking solid til they got blown out by the Chiefs, never recovered from that mentally. They came into this game thirsty for revenge, get torched *instantly* by Sammy Watkins, I can sorta understand them losing it.

Losing Foles really sucks but again, the Jags were getting dirty waaaay before that. They wanna LARP as the Legion of Boom sooo badly but the Chiefs keep breaking the illusion and they can't stand it

him

???
>same qb
>The patriots factory of o-line production
>A ton of new targets that have shown they can get open quicker than their receivers last year
>the defense doesn't look like it'll be as disastrous as last years

play your starters stop sitting them during preseason

>tfw tyreek doesnt even matter
Goddamn feels so good

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fullback danny vitale, apparently present in the thread

who is this me person

His "assistant"

who are you me

Cant throw an int if we don’t play today

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>same qb
Who's now 42
>The patriots factory of o-line production
Means nothing
>A ton of new targets that have shown they can get open quicker than their receivers last year
The main targets will still be Edelman and Gordon, an old manlet and someone unreliable, and now they're adding another unreliable receiver
>the defense doesn't look like it'll be as disastrous as last years
The defense was great last year

if every team sits their starters its an even playing field

Indy looking bretty good under Jocoby huh?

Man so many haters but let's be real.... week 1 means nothing. Who cares about 1 game? It's a long season. No need in blowing load so early on anyway. Who else still feel Falcons are a deep playoff team despite the refball bullshit game today?

are they both really cowboys

his top

>The defense was great last year
So at least we know that you don't watch football

Seahawks are a meme team that got lucky once

wooooooow mind blown

Not bad at all

YEAH maybe. Gave up on them in 99. And nfl in general. Happy with a 9-7 but thats nevee gonna happen

Erin Rodgers is definitely a Cowgirl.

Held the Rams to 3 points

you

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Who /1-0/ here?

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You must be new. Newfags always get tricked by the kiwi.

Falcons will go 7-9

Nick Foles ded

Dude stop replying to Kiwi.

>Antonio Brown will get a ring this season

pottery

oooooooooooooh i learnt that term in grammar school when 4 trannies read us books during story time

It was part of the deal. I really like 1983 and 86 or when that was. Their lineup was superb. Thw killer Bees erc. Marino.

Based

>more penalties than points
based

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kek. A Rams team that fell apart once Goff's favorite receiver went down a few weeks earlier. That was all Belichek exposing Goff. The defense playing his schemes was almost negligible. If you look at pretty much every other game, you casual, you'd see that the pats D was exposed weekly

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Considering I've been adamant all offseason that the Falcons are easily 4th place, no. I still believe that's true. They're just not a good team.

I might have been wrong about the Ravens, though. It's still too early to tell, and it was lololmiami, but they're probably better than I gave them credit for.

There's a lot of teams you can say "it's just week 1". I think the Browns showed serious enough signs of dysfunction that there are takeaways from it. Same with the Falcons.

BIG DICK GARDNER

Goys i signed up for my first online betting account and put down on Pats winning. I'll make money tonight right guys?

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heath ledger was clearly a cowboy

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If you're betting on getting fucked in the ass by a man I would say you'd win a million bucks

Match-ups matter. Look at the offenses they faced

do NOT respond to that faggot

Is it just me or are there more irrelevant trash dumpster fire teams this year than ever before?
The only teams that aren’t either complete shit with no notable players or meme teams are the Pats and...well that’s it

lol chiefs will have hill back by the time they play an actual good team, nice

Kyler Murray's head is too big for his body. He looks like a giant toddler in a helmet.

One day the Cardinals will win the superbowl and the decades of pain will be worth it

Should you really be bragging about barely beating a team that doesn't even exist?

just you

>crablegs winston

the ravens will beat the chiefs, i guarantee it, cap this post

Queefs are going 8-8 this year

You'll be dead by then.

both wrong posts

dont respond to kiwi

>the Failcoons didn’t score until 9:25 in the 4th quarter
>playing against primarily backups
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Name one dumpster fire.. other than Miami and Tampa Bay and Jacksonville

I just want to see the jets good again.....

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>famous jameis’s turnover bakery

Not an argument

>see them good again
>implying you saw them good the 1st time
Hello boomer

dont respond to kiwi.

they can watch from heaven then..... ?

are you stupid or do you dont think heaven has the best technology for watching football matches?

>refball bullshit
Quit throwing us interceptions dipshit. Vikings went offsides 5 fucking times and you still couldn't beat us.

2009-2010 though...
im literally a fucking zoomer whos been stuck with them being shit

Jest

do NOT respond to keewee

Believe it, or not, people can simply disagree on certain things. And even if you want them to fight you, sometimes you're so negligible to their lives that they simply won't care

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>going to the AFCCG only to be fucking memed on
>good

>Niners defense is going to win them the game
i have not said that in years

Wow.

At his point, The cardinals might have unironically been better off with Rosen

based kiwi makes patsfags seethe

they still beat the patriots at foxborough.....

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God is a Patriots fan.

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Seahawks are like a really budget Patriots. The Duo of QB and coach is there but the rest of the team is Trash and will remain so since they have Russel the money.

Also to be noted. Bengals have a streak of early season success followed by an epic collapse so everything is on schedule so far.

*GONG* *GONG*

THE BROWNS HAVE ONLY WON 11 GAMES IN 4 YEARS
*GONG* *GONG*

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Based Nip

Carson Wentz with a 3TD 300+ yard game. BDNfags on suicide watch.

The Jets unironically played great defense all game. Their offense needs to not suck, but they were solid in 2/3 phases

>Failcons completely failing
>Panturds can't seal the deal despite a vigorous comeback
>Busc being busc

Who the fuck is going to stop them this year? The division is ours.

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but he can still let the cardinals win once every 300 years no?

wow another overrated black qb. Colour me surprised

He’s gonna get injured week 6 and have no one to save the season

>you have to be a fan of a particular club to shun weak bait
mighty fine roach thought process

also dont respond to weak bait sheep

please, respond to kiwi

1. If he us right, Pats seethe

2. If he is wrong, we get a good laugh

Teams that no one cares about this season because they have no chance:
NY Gnats
Dull-Ass Cuckboys
Cincinnati Bungholes
Minnesomalia Biqueens
San Franshitsco 69ers
Seattle Seacucks
Oakland Gayders
Cleveland Clowns
Jacksonville Faguars
Tampon Bay Cuckaneers
Shittsburgh Steelers
Washitton Redskins
Los Angeles Clams
Donever Clonkos
Houston Tuxans
Miami Dloffins
Cuntsas Kitty Queefs
New York Jets

bringe

Is this week one loss the end of this shitty bandwagon?

Rot in hell piece of shit.
Enjoy living in an ice age like landscape. Vikings fans have zero class. You got lucky. So what. Packers will win your division loser. Kys.

also they lost mosley, and it cost them the game. They still are good, but they blew that game. still first week and I think theres room to improve again. Take some baby steps here and there

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The refs

This is one of the dullest weeks of football I can remember.

Damn you, Bucs. I thought I'd have a clean 5-0 for the rest of the games tonight(or 6-0 counting the Steelers Pats game), but you're going to fuck it all up. Jimmy G is meh, but you're even worse you fags! Bad!

I'd rage over the Seahawks, but I'm pretty sure 99% of people will get that one wrong anyways.

this, it's a win-win situation

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stfu kiwi

t. buttmuncher

Says increasingly nervous man

Will you now plz stfu about the PI call?

It's ok user, the Patriots will deliver.

SEETHE

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Seahawks legit suck

>if I predict that it will rain in the desert 1000 times, and I'm wrong every time until the 1000th, all my haterz SEETHE
naw that makes you and everyone else engaging with him retarded

if it happened to your team you would never shut up either.

Dak is elite

Eagles, Falcons and Seahawks looked fucking sloppy today. It's not looking good for bird teams not from Baltimore.

dont respond to the keewee

Statistically he’s more likely to be injured than not.

Dubs for AB breaks his leg next week

I think that Gase will figure the offense out next week, because it's the annual seeting patsfags game in the sun, and then things will get better

>Vinateiri is finished
sad

I think Vinatieri is done

it will make us look retarted, until the pats lose. Then YOU look retarted

Is Dak elite?

t. assmad Vicucks hentai watching basement dwelling 65IQ bootlicking manlet pasty go back to canada fuckwad shitbag

OHNONONONO

is this one of the best weeks for QB performances ever? It's insane how many QBs are putting up over 300 yards.

Singles and AB catches 25 TD passes this season

>new ZEALand
>no zeal
lol what a faggot

Statistically you are most likely a faggot. Knock yourself please.

BASED

Nick Bosa taking down that nigger Jameis

Based

yardage doesn't mean shit

Nice
yeah thats most likely the case. Crowder and bell are great for this team, but I want to see enunwa do more and recieve longer passes. They need to capitalize on the browns next week

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based

The Seahawks should be getting slaughtered but the defense is keeping them in the game.

Damn, based

were you at the same school assembly as me those trannies taught us the meaning of that word too

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retard cant spell retarded lol retard

Very nice.

move over old man Adam, I'm the best kicker in the leauge now

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AHHHHHHHH JULIO HELLLLLLLLP

SAVE ME JULIO

based, fuck AB

*laughs in Justin Tucker*

hahahahaha i laughed out loud

Isn’t Justin literally GOAT in percentage

don't smoke weed, it makes you small brained and regarged

AHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME JULIO

i smoked weed once now i cant stop sucking cock and tripfagging

How do I change team to root for? I am a Dolphin-Tank.
Has anyone changed fanbase? Is it even possible. Im stuck.

Seahawks with the classic run run pass punt offense

>don't smoke weed, it makes you small brained and regarged

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Trip on, old gay.

>Tyler Lockett without a target
Welcome to being Leon Washington, Tyler.

Nah, I was fucking Rodgers in the ass

justin tucker isnt that good according to most advanced stats (fg% is not a advanced stat)

Is Julio holding out any time soon,

back to soccer nobody wants you here

Metcalf looks incredible

>gnats and cowgirls
>"America's game of the week"
uhhhh

>America
>Puerto Rican and Mexican fan bases

sorry mate i was in the middle of swallowing this black escort's load. not letting $350 of my chadbux go to waste

Go watch cricket or whatever you Arabs watch

It's a simple fact. Atlanta will NEVER recover from 28-3. I don't think any team could possibly recover from getting BTFO like that and becoming a laughing stock of the league.

I'd feel sorry for them, but they kinda deserve it.

Become a Bears fan.

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Eli sucks, time for Daniel Jones

I remember When Marcellus and Whiton said the dolphins weren’t tanking and that Flores will fight for his wins.

I thought most giants fans were jersey white trash?

Reminder that Johnny Hekker has a better career passer rating than every quarterback in the league that's not named Aaron Rodgers

damn straight, cock sucker and proud

Jones will rise from ashes of Eli. It will be poetry for him getting Warner benched.

The current team won't. They lost their championship window. Today's loss really solidified that.

Wilson throwing Dragons to Lockett

the fact that people actually thought the Failcons would rally this year and come back from the past 2 years of being mediocre is hilarious.

...

Look at the Browns. They got cucked out of existence, and they're still seething

Remember when SHAUN KING was going off at halftime about Atlanta doing for "da culture n shieeet". Man that was a fun time.

They might make the switch between now and next week. Can't blame him for your defense being trash though.

I don't know what they were thinking. They've been a team on the decline for long enough that anyone with a 3 digit IQ should have been able to see the writing on the wall.

If you’re white, Patriots
If you’re not, the Raider

averages alone dont matter either. standard deviation is often the difference in win/loss

>only benefit is Yea Forums memes

straight cabbage.

Root for an interdivisional team, either bandwagon the patriots, or root for the Jets/Bills

The sports media has been sucking off the Falcons' supposedly great offense for years now, so dumb/newbie sports fans are brainwashed.

I'm done with this gay ass league. /CFB/ is my home now, goodbye.

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Yeah I know. I've found it odd the way sports media won't stop shilling the falcons.

The Chicago Bears are the official team of Yea Forums, you seething pissconsin faggot.

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