/heem/ sleepy from leghumping edition

How does he beat khabib? What round?

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Do you know how I know Khabitch is a bum? Because he wouldn't even crack the top 5 of the division above, contrary to ANY other champ.
>lose against Usman
>lose against Woodley
>lose against Colby
>lose against Masvidal
>lose against Edwards

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first round he pulls out a gun and kill him and his father

Gleison Peepoo

Gillespie x Khabib is my dream matchup

Every way. Every round.

based

>Emily Ducote vs. Kanako Murata is set for the vacant Invicta FC Strawweight Championship at Invicta 38
Second US title shot for a Rizin fighter in less than 6 months

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Wake up Weili Zhang, it's all over.

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*INHALES DEEPLY*

hmm

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Dunstbin tagged Khabib and then he panicked. Started throwing haymakers like an amateur and missed everything.

If that was healthy Conor he would have finish Khabib right there with a couple of good place left hands.

Like a spring.

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But it wasn't Conor. And Conor didn't do that when he fought him

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Conor was hurt in the fight though. He wins the rematch.

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healed foot conor wins the rematch

Yes, see

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>fighting the anti-drawl colby
He's fighting masvidal

Conor would have KOd Khabib with that shot

Ortega would have finished that choke

why doesn't somebody just take steroids and beat khabib

it will get ruled a no constest later but nobody seems to give a fuck (see jon jones)

Jones was proven innocent of all his steroid allegations

You're a seething PeeCee fan if you believe otherwise

He'd fight canelo not ggg. Canelo is currently the biggest draw in boxing and ggg is a knockout artist unlike Floyd was.

Tony wins the rematch.

Based

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this week's card is nonironically good. "cowboy" vs justin keyboard smash card. i won't watch a second of it because fuck mma but it's good.

Who is everyone gonna obsess over after Khabib mauls Tony and Conor never agrees to a rematch because he's too busy selling whiskey? GSP?

based khabib flat out refusing to fight GSP at 170 has the virgins in an eternal stew

I wanna boy ferreira but im afraid hell die cutting weight before he makes it to a title fight

Doctor stoppage.

gsp subs khabib

who would unironically win colby or khabib, pick the weight class i don't care

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But what comes after fatherhood Cowboy? Me think CTE Cowboy

Ahem.

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Rickson ducked Takada's student, therefore Takada > Rickson
then now forever

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They'll probably just stop caring tbqh. People stopped caring about mighty mouse pretty quick.

How close would an Khabib USADA violation come to matching the memes of jones' tests?

Colby easily, but he wouldn't be able to do 155 and Kebab won't go up.

please watch my boy roberto robocop soldic next week
youtube.com/watch?v=gM2OPBT0R2w

I thought Colby cuts from 180 pounds the week of the fights I swear it said it on the embedded

More like Patrik Kincel lol

his coach asked him "where's your weight" and colby said 181-182 and this was before he started his last cut, and he was only cutting to 170 of course he wasn't getting his weight down for months

roberto trains with zahabi and gsp
he'd be top 10 welter in ufc easily
not even memeing

Reminder Mark Hunt never took steroids and everyone he lost to is a roider.

it's a tie since both have garbage striking

but colby has slightly worse wrestling

but khabib has worse cardio

>mfw khabitches are finally gone

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I just realised Conor wins the rematch

you should go into hiding for awhile the dustin thing is just embarrassing his kids are gonna see that

Thoughts on Trippie Redd?

beat it spams

What's your assessment of Filip Pejić?

nah after khabib gets triangled before getting his face slashed they will jump in the makachev train

Based. Lukas.

Unironically I think that old lad is the only person Kebab is willing to fight now

For me it's Playboi Carti

Colby would drown him.

even my "neighbour from metro" boy?

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didnt colby lose to a shitty lightweight?

CAN SOMEBODY STOP DICKSUCKING THE KEBAB. Muh HESPECT my ass. When in Rome do what Romans do. Trash talking is part of AMERICAN culture and UFC is an AMERICAN company. Get on with the program, talk shit to sell the fights, get hit, make money together then hug afterwards. He's imposing his culture upon other people's culture, and I can't take this no more. What about respecting other people's culture? Why do other fighters have to accomodate his medieval shepard goatfucker culture? If he wants all HESPECT and bow to each other, go to oneFC and go fight in ho chi minh ding dong city. He's one son of an ungrateful bastard. FUCK KEBAB.

YWN see BJ Cann get flushed in the octagon one last time.

Created a twitter account to thank Cruz for his commentary but got heemed by twitter anti-bot protection right away for getting russian number. Such is live

Based Fedor.

Is his mental brother still in jail?

What are Twitchy takes for yesterday?

I will defeat Jon Jones

The last "Muh HESPECT" fighter got piledrived into shadowrealm, real life MMA isn't like that fake ass shit you see in movies.

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You need to give your phone number to create a Twitter account?

He's on video betting with Daniel Cormier over Jordan Burroughs wrestling Russians.

ABSOLUTELY HARAM.

Stick grab, give the antifa guy a stool and some minutes to rest

imagine bare naked kanako sitting on your face

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He's out and dancing like no one's watching

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Yes, if you live in Russia

Wasn't he supposed to fight Rumble in bareknuckle?

I meant on the ground

He couldn't get a visa and Rumble is returning to UFC next year

What I've heard is that Aleks was/is negotiating with them but not Rumble, who claims he's coming back to the UFC at HW

It's all accounts now, sign up with an email the second you do anything you get suspended until you enter your number. It's to stop banned people from rejoining.

He trains at att in zagreb, i think he went to att in florida for a month or two

My opinion so far hes a heartlet who blew the biggest chance of his life when he fought in ufc a couple of years ago
But on the other hand, he seems to have improved a lot and even had a nice win in his ksw debut, webm related
Also according to his sparring partners he hits like a ford escort, and his punches really hurt

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use a VPN?

they want banned people to rejoin they don't want them to be anonymous lol

Interesting. My account was suspended even after I confirmed my number.

The real question is, where does Kevin Pee fit in all of this?

Idk you tell us

Staph infection prevention hotline

dustin still crying

Same with mine it took two weaks after I appealed it to fix.

good goy

youtube.com/watch?v=E2clgVGQiac

What question should I ask to Chael for his round 7 of FAN QUESTIONS?

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That's alright, he's allowed. He'll be back, he just needs a little time.

In a three way fight between Tony, Khabib, Conor, and Masvidal, who wins?

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at 170 getting mopped up by any real contenders

whos the worst/undeserving ufc champ beside bisping

Based insightful croatbro. I remember finding the page for ATT Zagreb while messing around on Tapology a while ago. There was some guy who had 70 fights despite being only 30 years old. Your people are hardcore.

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Cowboy more like CanBum

Its crazy that he actually thought he was going to beat kebab. He SHOULD have known in his heart of hearts it was a dim prospect from the start and should be easier to get over it and move on.

is wrestlefucking killing the sport?

I don't think that's how people who compete at the top level of any sport think, user

Reminder that Tony was getting his shit pushed in by Lee and only won because of a last-minute submission as a result of Lee’s shitty cardio
Khabib’s fighting style is literally the exact same as Lee’s except a million times better, and he has good cardio.
Anyone who thinks Tony has a serious shot at beating Khabib is fucking delusional

Yes, but boxers will figure out a new counter like they always do. MMA is like Baseball in the 30s.... the exact tactics, plays, and optimal mechanical form is still shaping up

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fuck your mma math fag

>tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/14419-ivica-truscek-terror
kek
t-thanks sverige

Kevin DialLheea is irrelevant

What's the point of rankings if there are no visible guidelines on them?

New

re-JECTED

>He doesn't know how to make cross-board links

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Marketing you fucking DOOFUS

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Somebody made a dustin thread on /fa/ lol

Reminder that Gooby tapped to this

MMA needs to get rid of all these bullshit rules that favor wrestlefuckers. I offer you this:

1. Remove the fence. Have the fighters fight in a huge sandpit with plenty of room to prevent cagehumping.
2. No ref. I've been in fights before and seen many but never once have I seen a ref.
3. Remove weight classes.
4. No rules. What rules did the cavemen follow? none.
5. Allow knives, clubs, armor, etc.
6. Loser is killed at the end. The time of the heartlet must end. No quitting allowed.

Lee only had minor success in the first. He also could not maintain top control and did not damage there, Ferguson was out by the last couple seconds of the round.

Unironically get rid of weight classes
Can you really call yourself “world champion” if you’re fighting guys less than 200 lbs?

>just want parity

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>Loser is killed at the end.
but what if the wrestlefuckers keep winning? Then we'll have a whole world full of those fuckers

if you remove them you'll delete the UFC and end up with LHW and HW and a few morons that are out of their mind who get shitstomped in every fight

Reminder that Gooby had a hurt foot, a tummy ache, the sun was in his eyes, mental distress from his toddler having mild food posioning, and had just gotten lectured by his mom. Gooby wins the rematch EASY

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Colby Digital

Who do you guys think Larry David would boy if he were an MMA fan? I imagine he would think Tony is pretty pretty good

Ask him what a person like Colby should do with his wwe gimmick. He is obviously not a drawl and people only remember him when he is fighting.

nate diaz

Ryan Hall

I'd like to see them try and wrestle somebody holding a weapon

He works really hard, you know. It's a thing they're known for.

>Yes, but boxers will figure out a new counter like they always do.
they may stop division 1 wrestlers like Colby and Poosman but god-tier ground games are almost impossible to figure out if you don't have a ground base. It's up to strikers to implement the ground game from the get go too

>2. No ref. I've been in fights before and seen many but never once have I seen a ref.
laughed audibly

Nah he doesn't give a shit, he just did that to win some things and hide the fact he bet on himself to lose
streamable.com/5p5od

You're right, boxers will have to figure out a way to bring the latest ground game meta into their world, if they want to be successful. But I'm sure they will figure it out. By this time next year, we will be talking about some strikers as unbeatable, until the year after when another grappler figures it out

That's how knights fought, though. That's why they closed the distance and jammed daggers into each other's eye slits. It was all about wrestling with them

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>barboza to appeal loss

he's flat footed a lot
he should he's entering the zone of irrelevancy

I don't think Khabib can deal with this.

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Dustin was our last chance...

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Khabib has never lost the story

dustin was winning the story until he cried

Lee standup is awful, so much blacksplosion wasted

Sounds based tbqh the ufc is getting out of control with it's "bad motherfucker" belt bullshit

Dustin and Mcgregor are the only guys I gave a chance against Khabib. Mcgregor because he has that one punch as you're closing the distance like against Aldo and Dustin because he can fight going backwards and has decent cardio. Khabib dominated both. I don't think he'll ever lose. It would take someone like Usman.

who wins this HW clash

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>walk forward
>punch
>win
why was this too much for Dustin's little pea brain? Even 8th graders could do it

Based Roman gladiator poster

I'll always respect Werdum for this. Absolute mad man.

what was the story?

He's been my boy since his featherweight days, he's amazing, an idol. I've seen fightville so many times. I really thought he could win, but I was prepared for him to lose. But for him to tap out in the round Khabib takes off? Fuck him, little cry baby bitch. Dominated by Mcgregor as well. What a pussy, robbed Max and got lucky against Pettis, Gaethje and Alvarez. What a bum, couldn't give a fuck if he never wins again.

What about Gaetchee? The guy is a retard he doesnt give a fuck he has never taken a step bacwards in his whole career.

>He has that one as you're closing the distance like against Aldo
>I thought Dustin would do good because he can fight going backwards
Cazzie takes. You need pressure and takedown defense to beat Khabib.

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he wanted to do leg kicks in round 1 and lose

can we all just admit the LW division is flushed, where you can count all the names on 1 hand

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You're not that Brit who's boy'd Dustin for a while on /heem/ are you?
Was a guy who always quite liked him, think he asked for some webms. Don't boyhop like a caz

Look it up on YouTube

Werdum was trying to answer questions but Tony's gravity field kept trapping interviewers in his orbit. Werdum made a run at Tony's core but staff had to bail him out.

who's behind the mask?

That's perfectly reasonable to be honest

Yeah Joe Rogan called it the deepest division once and people ran with it. It's a meme though, but a lot of people here still believe it.

this

Lmao everyone has been boying Poirier while he's been on his current run, he's entertaining and people thought he had a chance against Khabib. You make it sound like he has a real fanbase

Honestly, I think the key to beating Khabib is to not step back, but continue going forward at all times. His takedowns are easy to stuff if you aren't against the fence, and he can't fight on his backfoot as we saw with Dustin

>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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>Boyhopping
If your boy gets flushed, you follow him to the drainpipe. Simple as, end of.

Mcgregors sort of pressure were you're moving forward but still looking to counter, Khabib gets takedowns easier against the fence but I guarantee if Ferguson pressures like he usually does he'll get taken down with ease.

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Dustin was too nervous to fight properly. He was staring and listening to his corner all first round. It's obviously a bad sign because he had 10 weeks to prepare (and he said they were training exactly for what happened) and he still couldn't act like he had to.
He was too afraid of the takedown in the second to end so he didn't continue the assault.
He didn't set up a proper guillotine because he was too nervous again.
I have no questions for him but at this point fighters should understand that the fear of takedown is the only thing that prevents them from winning. Khabib proved many times that he can take you down at will at firsts rounds if you are not Tibau. What's the point to be afraid of it if it's inevitable.

Literally easier to get grappled as you’re pushing with strikes tbqh

it is thought. you can go to any fight organization and the LW division has the best fighters. Just look at WW several of he division are former-flushed LWs

He got flushed against Korean Zombie and showed floater potential, then he got plunged by Mcgregor and showed to be full of fibre and came back in strength, then he decided to just go down without a flush against Khabib. Pathetic

McGregor isn't a pressure fighter though. He was patient the entire Alvarez fight and waited for Eddie to try to close the distance to strike. Tony may get taken down, but he's really good off his back and if he keeps it in the center of the octagon it'd be harder for Khabib to take him down and it'd be easier for Tony to get up. Tony also has 5 round cardio he wouldn't gas after the first like Dustin. Gaethje still has the best chance though and I'm a big Tony fan. The sad thing is Khabib will probably never fight Gaethje.

Do you think like legitimately running away from khabib would nullify his takedown advantage?

Almost instantly he had Alvarez, Diaz and Khabib against the fence.

A knee in the head would nullify that ankle diving fraud

Flushed Canboy literally had a career resurgence moving from WW to LW my dude.

with spinning meme kicks which he can't do against Khabib. Did you see how he caught Dustin's leg?

Are you Luke?

Khabib-Ferguson in Moscow

Dustin-Conor 2 rematch on the prelims

I think unironically spamming meme kicks off the cage would be a viable strategy. Just make khabib chase you but anytime you get near the cage he has to think twice about the takedown giving you enough time to heem him.

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petty

This cracker literally got himself chocked out because he looked up and spat on the mat.
The guy didn’t know what the fuck he was doing the whole time he wasn’t standing up

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why does nobody just leap over khabib when he shoots?

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Big Brain move desu

I wouldn't expect a filthy Dutch to understand the importance of dip in southern culture

Like I said, he just quit. If he survived that round he would've won, but his arms were tired waah

kek

Im concerned about Gaycheese because he's said in a few interviews that he gets tired when he wrestles and that's why he never uses it in fights.

The Fliz Defense hasn't entered the meta yet

Pressure fighters are typically know for having a large output of strikes. Conor is not know for that, but he does have good footwork. Wonderboy is good at cutting off the cage even though he hardly throws. No one would call him a pressure fighter though.

The gameplan that defeated kebob

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>champ within 12 months

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He wouldn't have won he was completely gassed

why not just umani roll under his take down?

Takes a single to sweep to counter those really. Wrestlers are already breddy gud at those. There’s unironically no way to BTFO Khabib other than proper wrestling which LW division heavily lacks. It’s over for LWs for a good 5 years.

I want to put my penis inside that girl

>Purge: The Sport

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imagine her doing this on your dick

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Serious question

Is this the man to beat khabib?

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>If he survived that round he would've won
how by reverse TKO? or a decision win for surviving 5 rounds? he had nothing to offer Khabib. His BJJ isn't elite enough to threaten him and he only landed one clean shot the entire fight.

als:
rule 7. fights between two single individuals rarely take place within the natural world. you are allowed to fight with the assistance of any number of friends of your choice.

thats a child you sicko

Conor had the highest thrown strikes and the most significant strikes in featherweight history at one point.

>FW beating a WW who cuts to be a LW
'no'

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Khabib will retire too soon. He doesn't want to fight long. The fact he was out for a year and didn't call anyone out after a dominant victory, but instead said "I'm very tired" shows he's ready to stop.

He is not afraid of being tired but afraid of "wrestling fatigue".

>tfw you never fucked an Asian
It hurts so much bros

>fatbib being able to wrestle after 13 minutes
literally impossible

Someone needs to Masvidal him

>le sidekick + head and arm throw girl
Name even ONE good win.

thats where the strategy of running comes in. Take laps around the ring and tire him out chasing you

>landing a submission on a fighter who outmuscles you and is super slippery
Khabib will just overpower him like GSP did vs Prime BJ

>beating pooana
>beating zhang
the permaflushing of the #momchamp is inevitable

It's weird that he wants to retire

he takes 0 damage in his fights

No, you're thinking of me. And why would I ditch my boy after a beautiful knockout?

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Aldo landed 94 strikes at ufc 129 and that was before Conor was in the ufc, while Conor's career high at featherweight is 64 strikes. I have no idea where you got that claim from, but I'm pretty sure you just made it up because it's not true. Conor never had that record.

Conor will be Putin's personal guest to Moscow. Any churka thick enough to try ANYTHING you can expect Spetznaz boots on Dagestani ground surrounding the family homes of the perpetrators.

Cant fucking wait desus

Dana White on one side, Kadyrov on the other. I'd wanna retire

athletic burnout is a real thing and he's been doing this a very long time

So the Conorfags are ironic right?

fucking lmao

it's the mental pressure. he talked about that leading up to the fight everyone around him expects to be perfect. It's what GSP went through you multiply that times x1000 for khabib since every muzzie expects him to win. he'll crack soon. he said he just wants a quiet life and not to be famous

>2136
>The MMA Show with Ta'Vllerbe Helwani Episode 8298
>"It cannot be denied that Djon Djones was the greatest combatant to ever enter the cage be it an octagon, dodecahedron, space canister, he would have dominated the modern generation WITHOUT QUESTION!"
>"Inshallah, I must disagree, The Eagle defeated some of the greatest competition we have seen since the inception of mixed martial arts, takbir! Poi'ier, Goobert, La Qinn?!!? Djon would have provided no resistance!

kek, is that Makhachev?

Khabib is just doing what Conor did in FW right? Bullying fighters who are too small and weak to compete

How are you planning to “outrun” a counter with sweep single exactly?

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Kabib has 8 names on his record, Jon has 18 names

Funny you'd say that because I'm a tourist here from Italy, didn't realize it was gonna show me as Dutch

Khabib's been doing this long enough that he would have had to move up if he was killing himself to make weight

Ah my bad it was based on strikes landed to strikes absorbed. He held the record up until Max fought Ortega. Makes more sense because he had a pretty amazing finishing rate at featherweight.

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>he quits on his boy
Real Fans spam their fighters no matter how pathetic it is because one day they'll meme their boy to a championship again

kekd

dip? What do you mean?
Why does Dustin look up here? Like all memes aside and shit. No bullshit, what was he doing? He can't be looking to his corner, because Khabib's corner is on the left and so Dustin's corner would be opposite that, which isn't where Dustin is looking

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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No. Conor is my boy and will always be my boy no matter what.

by being faster than khabib

>dip
chewing tobacco

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it was 29-28 Barboza, anything else is tard town

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Brap posters are a fucking cancer.

Why didn't you answer me?

Trips of truth. Barboza won rounds 1 & 2, stupid female judge stopped me from winning £200.

>>>/leddit/

palhaço caralho

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Hold on brother i'm talking

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Cringe

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What did he mean by "black energy"? Is he accusing Tony of using voodoo or calling him a nigger?

Wants his bestie makachev to make a run for the title once he's 30-0

Khabib flinches in every fight

It's only a matter of time before someone catches him clean while he's pulling back with his chin in the air.

And when that day comes, I WON'T lose £100.

And to support my comment with video evidence, in true British manor, please refer to the attached.

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what do you want?

An answer, you fucking cunt.

Who would win

Every Khabitch fan or one single question about his wins ?

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the wall hit her hard

them sleepy

whens shes getting the belt?

>What did he mean by "black energy"? Is he accusing Tony of using voodoo or calling him a nigger?
youtube.com/watch?v=jta2Wt72YaY
At 2:06 Werdum explains that he's able to feel peoples' energy and he felt "low" and "bad" energy from Tony, Tony should use that energy against Khabib in the fight.

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>when you walk close to a house and a dog bark scares you but you try to act normal

>Why does Dustin look up here?
Literally he was taking a moment to relax, spit, and by then Khabib's forearm was already creeping under his chin and it was already over
Lol I got triggered at Dutch and didn't even finish reading, funny desu

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holyfuck i'm hyped boys, he's finna bouta do it

#champshitonly

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this, he was paying more attention to his corner than the fight, the fuck was he thinking

Felder-Cruickshank is an awesome fight if you like spinning shit

Name 1 martial art

why does tony (and other chicanos) LARP so hard as mexican and don't even speak spanish. he speaks a little spanish to werdum and when werdum answers in spanish he says he doesn't understand him

dustin had given up, he was looking for a way out so he exposed the neck, sad but that's what khabib does to people

But like, why would he take a moment to relax and spit? Why not just spit downwards? Why expose your neck to relax? Just didn't expect an RNC?

bit rude, shan't be conversing with you further

Habib dodges em

youtube.com/watch?v=oXvA6Q057D4
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He speaks Spanish here but I don't know if it's his first language

All Americans LARP as another race, Irish or German or African of Navaho or Spanish or whatever. It's just what they do.

This isn't anything new. Grapplers won. In a 1v1 grappling wins.

oh so he just pretended he didn't understand him to not seem like a bitch just hearing werdum call him a motherfucker and a dog's asshole to his face

Why didn't Tony just knocked Werdum out? I thought he was the greatest :/

cuando estoy hablando, necesita callate

Why do we dislike khabib

>he was looking for a way out
Yea, by looking at the ceiling? Nah
>why would he take a moment to relax and spit?
Cause he's a dumb fella, and he was gassed. Also didn't know what the fuck to do on the ground in general. Looked embarassing for a professional fighter.

People who would expose Fraudbib badly:

>Tony
>gillespie
>Hall
>healthy Gobber
>Tibau (already did one)
>GSP
>Masvidal
>Asken
>Colby
> Aldo
>Ortega
>Volkanoviski

looking for a way out as in a reason to tap and end the beating

>everyone he hasn't fought until he fights them

What was Werdum saying to Tony before Tony said this ?

he's lucky werdum didn't go into a monkey rage and fuck him up de ass right there

it's just a couple of people endlessly seething

ignore them, they don't stop anyway and just post the same stuff.

Only seething cazzies dislike Khabib, the rest is just good natured bants at an undefeated champ.

unhealthy goobs already exposed him. Healthy goobs would probably heem him dead

We don't hate him, he just has no good wins

leave Khabib to me

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"go fuck yourself that's your problem, if you're talking talk to the guy, you're trying to be funny go fuck yourself, dog's asshole, go fuck yourself up the ass"

Oh well I see what you mean but I dont think he was deliberately trying to throw the match. He was desperate humiliated and gassed for sure by that point though. Seriously looked like he didn't train once against a wrestler during the whole camp.

On another note I'd lreally ike to see Khabib against a good jiujiteiro. Are there even any good ones in the division? Tony's good.

Who /ridethetiger/ here

he's a twicher

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Holy shit haha thanks

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Dustin doesn't deserve this bros

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Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=hkXlhB2bSZI

ryan hall moves up and exposes fruadbibi

only reason he fights is for the belt, can't win it against khabib

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There's simply no way Paulo's a fucking middleweight

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>retire
so leave the pool for a cycle or two?

No more runs at the strap, brother.

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damn khabib retired him

This has potential and none of it's good.

*flushhhhhhhhhhh*

>mini khabib is an illegal streamer

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Khabib fan here, but sad to see Dustin this way. I still really like him.

When I decide to take it off! :^) ;) xD

no her father just can't afford a tv look at that apartment it's empty

guilt by association.

>le im a nice person fighter
good riddance

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also that desk looks straight out of a salvation army dumpster

Damn, Danny DeVito really let himself go

Damn! His penor is bigger than mine!

Derrick Lewis, closest to Leon. If you watch curb you know he is a friend of the nigs

That whole thing with her dad is weird I wonder if he tried getting her into small parts/commercials

he is going to travel to africa to build a "well" being and "find" himself! ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=lKjkc5NW2dA

>dustin couldnt beat khabib
>retires
>conor couldnt beat khabib
>begs for a rematch
PUT SOME RESPECT FOR MY FUCKING BOY

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how about your boy sits down and fucks off like a good little bitch

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Gaycheese with the swift kick to the balls

kabib wont make the same retarted mistake as DC and not use his wrestling

>Lost to Dustin "Piss" Poirier

based

Khabib won the fight but Dustin won our hearts

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/heem/ I want to say something. I wanna stay humble but I heff to talk because you guys talk too much. This is true. Mcgregor 2 maybe 3 solid good wins. Me 29 GOOD wins.

Alhamdulillah

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want Whitaker vs Adesanya right now bros

>Remember this, I put on fights for a living, that’s what I do,” White said. “When I go out and tell you we’ll do this guy versus this guy … if it doesn’t happen, it’s not me. I’m out there trying to make fights. I just got Diaz – Masvidal done, which is unbelievable. What guys say publicly and what goes on behind closed doors are two different things
Is he talking about Colby or Kamaru?

Freeze right there ya yella bellied scoundrel

You have three seconds to name 1 good khabib nurmagomedov victory

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18 middleweights jk jk

no he did not you fucking faggot

Uh.. Poirier?

To know if you were Luke, which you just confirmed. I knew you couldn't stay away for long. I have missed you, I hope we are cool now.

based

Literally yesterday

He’s a chinlet, cardiolet, quitter can.

He was never my boy

Nate Diaz

you seem mad

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*pulls back the hammer*

All of them. Complete dominance.

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isn't the way he says "guys" incredibly misogynistic? i don't know how dana can promote him

Why didn't Dustin just flying knee khabib in 5 seconds? Is he too much of a brainlet?

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He's an aggressionlet

Askren dives in for take downs no matter what. Kebab sets them up with his strikes. He would just step out of the way of the flying knee ya goof

>ruins his legacy by being a crying bitch

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Don't be mean to Dustin bro.

this, khabib didn't even shoot once until 90 seconds into the 3rd, by then dustin was second-guessing so much he had no chance to defend

He crossed Colby not even an hour after losing in humiliating fashion, you don’t do that. This little bitches head wasn’t in the fight ever, Colby broke him in training. I’d spit in Dustin and his stupid wife’s face for how they embarrassed America yesterday. I’ll donate my sperm on your knockers how bout that.

I would MUCH rather see Gooby vs Gaycheese than the Khabib rematch

29-0 soon
Иншaллaх

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trying too had, lad.

Relax. Your boy Colby is going to get 50-45'd by Usman after talking a ton of shit. It will be way more embarrassing

Ariel said that first they had trouble with Colby, so they passed him but then they had trouble with Usman
Seems like both

I think Dustin was just over-thinking everything. You might ironically need a brainlet to fight Khabib, someone who charges forward non stop and acts unpredictably. Add some flailing limbs to that and you get Tony

I will never be anything but proud of Poirier.

I'd hold his stepdaughters hand in public, if you know what I mean.

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Except Tony is weak and chinny and no KO power. Gaethje on the otherhand poses a real threat

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*listens to dave meltzer call him "dustin poyer" for 15 minutes*

Gaethje would be fun to watch fight Khabib. I would like to see that. But it won't be fun after Gooby heems Khabib into next century (the 13th for Khabib)

Marty Snoozman is going to be put to sleep and deported

Conor is retired

He's the ruler how can he be retired

Gaethje has been knocked out twice, almost 3. Tony has never been knocked out and never come as close as Gaethje has. Who’s chinny again?

I'm still a fan. He's still come a long way

Colby is going to shred Marty's skinny "legs" and bum knees

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Meltzer is a legit autist

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he was at bellator and he said bader was showing him pictures of his fingers up the nose and not the eye

Your boy punches like a bantamweight

I think Perry is right

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You're a real mark if you think a 30 year old cage fighter is retired. Hes just depressed. In a few months he'll get over it. Did you hear that Gus and Rumble unretired? Means nothing! Chuck Lidell came back for a fight this year....Urijah Faber fought this year....Retirement is a meme

he's right, perry would die from exhaustion

Canby is gonna put the crowd to sleep

>Gooby
Cringe. He got dropped and tapped. Give Barboza a rematch against Khabib

kek

Don't blame him for being asshurt though, somebody made a webm and it was all nose and no eye. Total quit job

It's going to a split decision boring fight fought on the cage where the most exciting moments are going to be who has underhooks

Why are people even talking about this fight? These two losers suck and are killing a really good division. Two lightweights are the most interesting thing about 170 now.

you're right i'd rather see a fight where it's all about who has hand control
just admit your sport is kinda gay and you have race car crash syndrome

lol

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mutthurt

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>what is grapplers cancelling each other out
colby vs snoozeman will be 90% fought at striking range

>Why are people even talking about this fight?
because Colby fans want a race war and it's white boy maga vs niggubu from nigeria

Beltran was such an idiot there. When he saw Cheick was quitting he knew he had screwed up. Lol he was desperate to call it an "accidental eye poke" no contest.

I'm looking forward to the true LW championship fight this weekend.

we all know who wins at range
Usman's tiny legs are going to get snapped

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sort of based to be real

Usman is too strong hell score takedowns in every round

Conor had a broken foot coming off a two year coke bender. Prime Conor murders Khabib to death, wakes him up and kills him again.

Just like Woodley vs Snoozeman was? It's going to be a boring fight cap this

Prime Conor got rocked and subbed by Diaz

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He fought a man 3x his size that's the only reason he lost

That fight was fun. Good upset and Twood getting schooled after talking shit about Usman with his buddy Aksren

nate drug him to the depths of hell and conor didn't like what he saw

Makhachev >> Nurmagomedov

>bird flu woodley
the man was already dead

Robbie didnt seem to think so

Conor misjudged the size and retard chin of Nate, emptied his tank early for the finish, it was a calculated error that got fixed when he dominated the rematch

*kills your sport*

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I don't know why it is that, when people talk about "who can beat Khabib" they never mention me.

*loses the match and rematch to Tibau*

>i don't like him so he's killing the sport

Hi Rory

He looks like a fucking chimp.
He's a good guy though, I wish him the best.

Makhachev isn't a Macтep Cпopтa unlike beeb

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*holds you against the cage until you finally decide to give up your neck to put the fans out of their misery*

how machiavellian is that? incredibly based

TFerg has the highest IQ in mma

*gets yellow card for running*

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I'm not convinced lads

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27-1

Colby will lose 2 or 3 rounds then start to take over

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Colby will back him up the entire fight. He has solved MMA with Pete Holmes cardio, Joe Calzaghe boxing, and Cael Sanderson wrestling

elite choke defense

Just the cliffhanger for the second match

You're the only one that doesn't enjoy watching him fight. There's a reason he's getting paid $6 million for one fight. It's not because he's boring.

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colby could cut down and beat khabib in a heartbeat too, that's what's so scary

fluke
the second fight not ending in a knockout in the second round was also a fluke

Colby would get wrecked by a 170lb clone of Ryan Hall

Missed 242. QRD on the main event?

>someone who charges forward non stop and acts unpredictably
I might just know a guy...

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Johnson has a bantamweight frame and Nate middle

I would rape Ryan Hall in his hair asshole and cum inside, making him pregnant with my mutant seed

you post a picture of nate with hamburger face as a way to mock conor? whew lad step away from the internet

Go Beavs

>routinely spams right hands
>unpredictable

Dana needs to cut ties with the nuFC and start the Ideological Fight League, we could be watching Christians vs Muslims, skinheads vs antifa, Jews vs The World, crips vs bloods, whatever you want really. Why do we have to live in this shitty timeline?

Cody unironically beats Khabib at any weight

Tony hasn't fought anyone as good as Poirier or Alvarez

Usman is too emotional. He'll try to take Colby's head off early and lose a round or two because of it. Usman wins 48-47

Mariano Rivera threw the exact same pitch for 20 years and nobody could hit it

Dana would have to sign a 50 year non-compete before the Jews ever let him leave

Love Gaethje but he gets slept early vs Conor. Conor's counter game is as good as it gets and Justin has major CTE

We will eventually miss the days of Khabib

Cowboy, RDA, Lee

You don't accumulate damage throwing a cutter

lol

journeyman, off the juice, complete bum

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>miss an anklediver

He Only got Dropped and tapped because he had a broken foot, the sun was in his eyes, and he was getting over a mild cold. He wins the rematch, easily

>Cowboy

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Call me crazy, but I think Stipe could heem Khabib

Cant wait for this guy to fight again

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ufc should do gimmick matches, imagine the publicity

>He's a good guy though, I wish him the best.
He's not a good guy, though

Yep. Cowboy
Cope

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Technique is a meme. Cardio and chin is all that matters

juiced up cerrone headkicks a manlet but still decisions him
wwowowoowowowoow

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That's not saying much

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Garry Tonon takes Khabibs leg home in Malaysia

Bill Joe Saunders is on the undercard for KSI vs Logan Paul

Seethe.

I got Khabib by half-guard

I'm president of the Lionkiller fan club but he's too small for 190lb goatfuckers

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I mean, that's what we're all here for, right? Is anyone here unironically because they want some super structured "sport"? We just want to see fun fights. There already are two belts for each division, and now a BMF belt, so who cares

When you wrestle with Khabib your 1000 gallon gas tank will run out of gas after 3 minutes of wrestling with Khabib. Nobody can keep up with him. Nobody can get him off when he has his two arms around you.

Wonderboy is the best welterweight in the world

Khabib is a can achmed

How do I get back muscles like beeb?

keep dreaming. That was pre-usada Tibau who fought Khabib.

Russian steroids and dehydration

in the practice room but on the big stage he is not. he is a choker

Everyone except for Fedor is a can

no but he cute

I'm fine with a few freakshow fights here and there. I genuinely wished the UFC would keep giving CM Punk fights until he quits but against someone more established.

as soon as 'beeb took down dustbin and you saw his drowning face it was over, so funny

excuse me

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He has asymmetrical eyelids

He should go up a weight class

cm punk would unironically ko cutbib

He is the only can that can't get opened. His style is too unorthadox to predict and when you feel like you have an opening he will already have taken you down.

Why he's only 5'7

That's from getting punched.

still has God-tier genetics

Yeah I know

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most people do, even models and actors

I've been calling for Punk-Penn for a coon's age

I mean, if he was taking steroids and epo, we would never know it... how can USADA find him in the mountains to test him?

haha what if I just smacked you haha like you weren't even expecting it and I open hand slapped you in the face haha

Damn. Who did that to Yoel?

The mountains of San Jose, CA

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I'd stop what I'm doing and stare at you for a second or 2 with an angry face. I'd turn 1 palm over and say "what the fuck", shake my head and walk away. If anybody nearby saw I'd tell them you got lucky that I walked away as I explain the situation in a way which favours me.

Rob in the 2nd fight

am I playfully drunk or shitfaced?

r8 this card

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Yeah, I grew up there. No WAY they could find him on a hiking trail

my boy pereira is on it so it's gonna be sweet

Last fight of th night is mid level tier, espn plus tier, I have nothing else to do tier, it's on in the background tier

Cool. Are you going to the San Francisco card? I think Van Buren is going to be on it

That fight got cancelled yesterday you caz

Cirkunov/Crute is the banger with the potential for maximum spiciness

Why is Todd Duffee vs Jeff Hughes on the main card? I've never heard of either one and I watch every fight.

lowkey spice

wtffffff I'm crying and pissing and cumming and shitting why this is bullshit

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>never head of based Duffee
how? the dude has been heem or be heemed forever and once held the fastest ufc ko record

Duffee is the natty king. He fought Overeem back in the day

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No, I live in LA now

There are only 2 things in LA and that is beaners and queers. So, which are you ese?

...

did holloway spit a tooth out at 13 sec ?

Fuck off, Dillon

Never underestimate the alcohoholic looking bald guy