Cardinals vs. Lions Pre-Game

Lions 28

Cards 21

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Bros I don't think the Lions can be the worst team so long as Miami exists

You may not be good, but you are literally a Super Bowl winning team compared to whatever the fuck is in Dolphins uniforms.

berds

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you know this always happens so dont kid yourself

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I remember when the Cardinals played in St. Louis and we had to distinguish them from the baseball Cardinals.

They might be significantly better, but even in fantasy land the Loins choke in the playoffs.

Which starters are out for Detroit besides Dashawn Hand?

Calvin Johnson

finna boutta

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This game is just a shill case of the league putting the hot new qb against one of the shittiest teams in the league to make Murray look good. Fuck

>dumpsterb owl
My body is ready

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Hi, fren!
Also WRONG

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Let's go bois

go arizona!

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Gotta go to work, thank god because the defense is already getting destroyed, pathetic.

Please protect Stafford this time.

Keep me posted, I got the Gnats game on.
>also H

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Ryan Lindley, Arizona Cardinals Legend.

>loins

Hmmm

You got this (for a few months)
>H

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lets go berds!

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>running when you have Stafford.

>Stafford

welp, season is over

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>NOT establishing the run

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The loins have needed a running game forever user, don't be a dumbshit

>murlel

go cards

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Lions have been cursed with a bad running games since Sanders retired.

Can't watch the game, did the cards score yet?

>Implying

I can't wait for next year when the Lions can trade Stafford and he won't count against the cap.

Based 84fren

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>intended for Keyshawn Johnson

lol wait wut?

he did it, he came out of retirement. the absolute mad man

*KeeSean Johnson

oh my god. please do well murray

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gooooooooo
LIONS

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This is gonna be a long year

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the cards are fucking horrible

Great.

No matter who wins this game, All of us will still end this season depressed

mfw I got this game instead of cowboys / gnats

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The gang’s all here
Damnit

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Why did they draft a midget in the first place?

Goddammit its Church.

If none of the demoralized posts in this thread had team or player indicators, you would literally not be able to tell which team anyone was talking about

Desperation from a soon to be fired GM.

Wat? I thought that was a fellow Lions bro

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that's it season over!

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Thats Church, the Debbie Downer of Tards fans

MUH HEISMAN

MUH NATIONAL CHIP

MUH QB OF COLOR

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Layne

>cursed

yea, your kinda right.

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It's one of those 'suffer bowls' where both teams are expecting the worst while hoping for a brief reprieve from misery

i don't feel so good, bros.

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Fun Fact: The 50th year of the curse was 2008 when the Lions went 0-16

prater is too drunk to kick today

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Saved, nice work whoever did that.

Cardinal Fans have won a playoff game this decade. They have less to be depressed about than Lions fans

>Prater on sideline
Looks like he didn't drink enough this morning.

go berbs

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I'm watching the Giants game, are all the suicidal posts coming from the Tardinals or Detroit fans?

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Fucking incredible punt

At least the first round pick is actually good for once.

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That's true, but both teams remain without Lombardi.

The main thing I have as a Tards fan are meme wins.

I love them. More than blowout mismatches because those are just a foregone conclusion. Watching two bad teams trying to string together a period of not bad is a special treat

well, which is it?

here's another crazy one, Matthew Stafford when to the same high-school as Bobby Layne.

Stafford = Destiny

both. it's what we do

Both

>hockenson
How's he looking? I can't watch the game

berds fan. it's us.

He's actually catching passes

imagine letting that little nigger run the ball like that

Little victories

I hope this Murray meme is out soon.

I think there's slightly more from berds fans, but it could shift to lions at any time

BASED KENNARD

THANKS GNATS

why does murrays head look slanted like it's really tall in the back and then is slanted downward like a hill

oh my god. damn

No refunds Cardinals

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>murray

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When will they learn?

isn't the lions vs cardinals the equivalent of two toddlers throwing toys at each other?

meme quarterbacks

when will they learn

>taking a manlet meme qb #1 ovr
wew lads the absolute city of glendale

I don't want to say the defense is good because the Cards offense might just be bad but this is nice to see

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>midget negro QB

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holy shit what a terrible decision
someone get this fucking midget off the field

*Batted pass*

Of course

AHAHAHA MEME PLAYER EXPOSED

I hope Stafford's spine is broken

Wtf is wrong with Murray's proportions? Midget arms

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He's part chink so Murray is more meme than usual

Asian genes

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>draft murray
>trade rosen

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Miss me yet?

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Murray sucks. He should have been picked like 3 times already.

I'm trying not to be to harsh on an absolute rookie
>manlet QBs
>ever
What's the best suicide method boys?

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>wasting your #1 overall pick on this

>Stafford is elite

>Stafford

OH NO NO NO
THIS IS MORE THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR
>LOINS
>TARDS
MY FUCKING SIDES

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for the love of god.

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>Kuckler Niglet

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DAMMIT LOINS PROTECT YOUR FUCKING QB

Rosen was dogshit at Miami so you aren't missing much

Who is a bigger bust Memefileld, Rosen, or Manlet?

the football gods show no mercy today.

I hate Kliff and his Babbies.

what the fuck

>black people camping

shit i just realized the stream i'm watching is like 2 minutes behind the rest of you

Has the Gatorade fort made an appearance yet?

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>post predictions
It's going to be fucking shit and I'm glad I don't have to watch it

Rosen couldn't beat out Fitzpatrick.

>Staph Infection

I'll be back if something interesting actually happens.

Imagine having a white QB in 2019

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shut the fuck up sandnigger

>implying this dumpster fire isn't the most interesting game of the day

Yeah, Imagine actually wanting to win

>beating the tanking lelphins this year
That's like beating a quadrupelegic with cerebral palsy

wtf Matt Patricia has gout?

>1 pass 1 INT
>The city of Jewish quarterbacks

thisQB is a thinking man's position (re:white).

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Rosen came in for Fitz today and got his ass handed to him by Baltimore. Arguably doing worse

someone in the glorier days

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As fat as he is I'd be more surprised if he didn't

i know, i just wanted to call him a dirty sandy he's in Mohammad land

Honestly we should trade Jones to a good team. He deserves to win.

cards will win 42-3 cap this

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>started being a loins fan right as Stafford was drafted and lions almost not sucked
All that hope has been torn away

Watching this one out of respect for Suggs

Hope he and Chandler Jones push Staffords shit in

You mean that meme 2015 season?

So does Steve Keim get fired before or after he fires Kliff after one season and trades Murray and drafts Justin Herbert with the #1 pick again.

Someone please photoshop Patricia's boot on his head or his crutch on his ear.

Jones got a sack in, so that was cool.

GALLODAY ALL DAY!

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Golladay is basically Megatron Lite

I'm Welsh. They don't come to these parts. Not yet anyway.

Yea almost thought that was gonna be a penalty for landing on the QB with his full body weight

After. He didn't get fired after bad moves so let's reverse it.

same shit, both of you fuck goats

haha no i meant on this board

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I love when Stafford goes for a run, it's like watching a brick with legs

I love Wales, beautiful countryside, though every time I run into a village with a Welsh name I do a spit take. The Celtic languages are bonkers.

Was that the comeback season? God that was hilarious

clapping is a penalty now

He cute

>the shitty no qb tricks rule

isn't apparently

>Be American
>Clap when the plane lands
>Clap when the movie ends
>Clap when you tip your waiter
>Can't Clap at a football game

Yep, 8 4th quarter comebacks

Refs helping the loins? We're in bizarre world now

Isn't stopping an american from clapping unconstitutional?

The NFL is infringing on our constitutional rights to clap.

shut ur mouth Ireland

The Welsh fuck sheep, not goats

You mean our clapstitutional rights?

>it's a penalty
>but not really
This season is gonna be even more stupid isn't it?

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>Ireland
>Sideways Polish Flag

It should be, Peru.

(P.D. send me some more roasted guinea pigs, fuckers are delicious.)

Everyone including the refs in this game is so stupid I mean low IQ, like good baby Jesus are they dumb. Finally as a poster on Yea Forums I can say I am smarter, feels relaxing.

Best meme season
>that London game where they penalized themselves into a win
Absolute madness

That pic on the left isn't very diverse

prater had his rum

PRATERNATURAL

i-its our turn this year cardinalbros

Based beer man still got it

Matt Prater is so elite

Based old drunk

>Falcons decline penalty

>Lions throw a TD

meme magic at it's finest

Matt "Money" Prater

someone Meme this please.

>Isabella

yikes

>tie game
>kick game winning fg
>it misses
>lions flagged for delay of game just before kick goes off
>back up 5 yards, rekick
>it goes thru
>loins win
jej

*BOINK*

This is bad

I always thought the tipped ball thing was a meme

>Check in on cards game
>murray bouncing the ball off the backs of his offensive line
._.

>Running the option
>In the NFL

LYLER MURRAY

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It happens occasionally.

With Murray it'll happen every game.

>they fell for the manlet qb meme
>they fell for the mobile qb meme
>they fell for the black qb meme
Its like a triple whammy

what noize is better?

*BINGGG*

or

*BOINK*

???

i'm sure they will cook up something.

How did they think this shortstack was going to be able to throw over his O-line that towers over him?

>Ad is about a blind asian working for IBM wanting to help blind people

Even the ads make fun of kyler

*PLONK*

Cards, I feel sorry for you guys. You're possibly looking at back to back shitty qbs

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The answer is obvious.
The offensive line needs to get shorter with him.

what the fuck where the shartinals thinking lmao

>hiring a turbo manlet
based tardinals

MEMENDOLA

Murray doesn't even qualify as a manlet QB this dude is a straight up dwarf

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FUCK EVERYTHING

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Damn that was a Nice play by Stafford and a sweet juke by Amendola

FINALLY LOINS
>announcers praising hockenson for making a critical block
FUCK YES

TOUCHDOWN LIONS

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THAT SHAKE N BAKE!!!

Let's Go Lion's.

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>check height
>he's 5'10"
>I'm 5'10"

THAT FEEL WHEN

going to kill myself

it's been fun, lads

Hock was a beast at Iowa. Loved the pick both for value at 8 and the need at TE for the Lions

Can someone post a webm of the td?

Cardinals are aiming to get new diversity points with their QB seeing as blacks are so prevalent

Guy looks like he has downs

Can kyler play with high heels?(if neccesary with a wig)

getting some real peter dinklage vibes

Russell Wilson is apparently 5'11, so I guess the minimum height to play quarterback in the NFL is 5'11.

to all cardinals fans, i understand.

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There is absolutely no way that murray is 5'10"

Save him the embarrassment of having to wear a wig and heels, he's already the butt of the joke just playing on the field. The joke only works for someone who has dignity.

I feel bad for fitzgerald

HEY HEY HEY hey hey.....*sigh*

Wilson also rarely passes from the pocket

Yeah he’s easily probably like around 5’8.

He gets traded to the patriots by the end of the season

Larry is Joe Thomas-tier in terms of both saintly patience and loyalty to a team that absolutely does not deserve him.

throw it away cmon man

Tardinals are already tanking for tua

That would be a mercy. AB and Fitz? Brady would cruise to the owl with those two targets

IM FUCKING LOVING IT!!!!!!

MUH HERO BALL

It's a rookie ass mistake, but goddamn this game is hard to watch

>le scramble around and then throw it 3 yds midget
is Murray already a confirmed bust lads?

this is turning into a one sided madden game, REAL FAST.

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Cardinals need to fired this manlet and tank for Trevor Lawrence

Just wait, Stafford will get sacked at some point and have to play the rest of the season in a full body cast

You know shit is bad when the LIONS are fucking you up

You laugh but as long as Stafford isn't literally dead he will be out there, he's unstoppable

Miami already has a head start

is hockenson elite?

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He's not eligible until 2021. So who do we draft with the #1 pick again?

He's the only part of the o-line that can actually block

WE DETROIT TRUCKING NOW

MATTY DETROIT STEEL STAFFORD

I know.
He could be comatose and he'd STILL show up to be QB.

A waffle

>stafford has more rushing yards then the manlet

I don't know what it's like to have a competent TE.

It feels...nice

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>that close-up on stafford's ass

If he stays healthy, it'll be fantastic.

THEY JUMPED

my sides I'm dead

It's not like Stafford is a cerebral qb in any case.

Also. Patricia is finally letting Stafford Gunsling and look at the improvement

almost more than he whole damn cardinals team

at least they evened it out with the cheerleaders.

Do the Cardinals and Dolphins play each other if not there could legit be two 0-16 teams

Is it chunky? If anyone could have a beer gut on his ass it would be Stafford

>actually biting on that cadence
The cardinals and dolphins are in their own category of awful

god the cardinals fucking suck

True, he sticks to the simple stuff.

this is fucking painful to watch

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Getting Bevell in, who let Russell Wilson gunsling all day, was a great choice

Being a sports fan in this God forsaken desert is never ending misery.

LETS GO LIONS!!! *claps a lot*

Okay.

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LIONS GOING UP BIG

TOUCHDOWN LIONS

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Cardinals are making us look good.

GOLLADAY MAKES ME NUTALLDAY

The guy that bit was a rookie, to be fair
>GOATADAY wide open
Yusssss

>Stafford throwing

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When are the cards going to promote the preseason GOAT to the main roster ?

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DICK NIGHT TRAIN

how do cardinals fans exist?

I'm from Cali but love rooting for the Lions.

They're such lovable losers.

imagine having that name for a pick up line

"hey, i'm Dick Lane.....are you ready for....the "Night Train"?

Same way we Lions fans exist.
Masochism

That being said, it really says something that the Lions are the best Detroit team currently till the Red Wings rebuild.

Dick Train has no brakes

The same way we do

Holding out eternal hope our team eventually won't suck only to return to the same misery

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reluctantly

Serious question: Should the nfl step in and do something about the cardinals?

I don't like this pick, I LOVE IT!

Kyler Murray is so famous he got to feature in two EA videogames, Madden and Apex Legends. Already such a superstar!

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Jesus don't remind me how much the Wings suck now. They used to be only decent team in this shithole and now we don't even have that

Just as long as you don't let him call a pass in the Super Bowl, you'll be fine.

loins fans rise up, now's the time

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According to pro football reference, the Lions have only made the playoffs 17 times, and the Cardinals only 10 times.

Nice to wait until after the 2 minute warning to challenge so I can see ALL the ACTION, thanks Cliff!

Honestly, its just because we had our players age out with no real groundwork laid for the next few.

It'll be a rough couple years but they'll rebuild.

I mean, people could argue the Pistons are good but that requires Basketball to be a non-trash sport.

Thank Ken Holland for that crap.

suicide worthy attempt at joke

Based Andy Ree

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So can we all finally agree Kyler Murray was a meme college QB and a Lincoln Riley baby?

>going all in on klif memesbury and his midget protege

>3rd deflected pass

Just fucking put Hundley in already. All I can do is fucking laugh

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its ownership you fucking retard

Loins letting cards back into the game

They just need to double down on shorter players to get him a line of sight.

There should be a law called "crazy turn of events" where randomly a decision made by the Patriots is forced to be made by the Cardinals by the NFL.

I must admit i'm running out of faith in Ill itch caring.

yes I mean, he died a few years ago and since then he hasn't cared that much

Bird bro here again for another season.
Jesus christ, we suck so hard.

Geez have another beer bro, it gets better when drunk

There's the lions I know and feel ambivalence about.

Tardinals will blow this field position

Good to see you fren

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INSTANT REPLAY IS FUCKING CANCER

>loins make great plays
>see that cardinals aren't having a good time
>give them a turnover
why are the lions the bro team of the NFL

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>how do cardinals fans exist?
It's pretty much players families only.

At least this defense is good, maybe we're going to hang in long enough for Kyler to get passing practice, might be a late season wild card threat? Who knows, I won't give up yet, Kyler hasn't even had a hard hit yet.

Never relax at a Lions game unless there's three seconds on the clock and they're up by three scores

yea, i mean the son of illitch, the old man got old as we all do.

plus, he wanted a world series ring, stopped caring about the wings after 2008.

i just think the son wants to make money. screw accolades and championship teams.

but bringing Yzerman back? no brainer.

all Chris has to do is let Stevey Y run that ship.

im worried about the Tigers being relevant at all in the future. but then again? i think MLB is dying as a whole.

What's the deal with this?

You know what makes money? WINNING TEAMS

Whether you like it or not, the Lions WILL make it interesting, if only by finding new ways to foul or turnover.

How did Kingsbury even get this job?

The last 2 Lions GMs were notorious for making abysmal pics in the draft

The Lions are literal proof that that's wrong.

I think the Pistons are fun to watch. I could see them doing much better under Dwayne Casey

tell that to the NFL, i'm sure those TV deals don't make that much.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MIDGETS

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Come on man Fitz was held that entire time bullshit

Did anyone else even want it?

Kyler Murray is HS football stat baby that dabbed on Mexican kids that learned to play football in middle school

Lions are one of the weakest franchises in the NFL in terms of profit. Fords recently discounted season passes because no one's buying tickets

lions gave the cardinals great field position just to put manlets to shame.

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I just hate basketball.
Its not a sport I've really been interested in since it really seems like one guy can make or break a team

From the future

because the NFL has revenue sharing

they have a good lineup.

everyone just has to understand Caseys system, OH, and casey has to sub in and out better

I’d colonize her

No, Kliff literally fell ass backwards into promotion after promotion.

>Failed at Texas Tech as HC
>Gets hired to be OC at USC
>Leaves job after a month to take HC at Arizona
>Fails as HC for the Tards.

imagine living in arizona

They're still pretty profitable though.
They don't have to make a ton of money for the Fords, they just have to make money.

That being said, the teams have looked decent for the past few years so they're crawling there.

Is the Kliff/Kyler Era over?

prater will score before the end of the half

Its awful and you should never consider moving here
I sleep each night with a gun and an ugly dog

>That being said, the teams have looked decent for the past few years

they were an absolute dumpster fire last season

I always get a good adreniline rush when things away the Pistons way. If they are down by like 10+ points and suddnely everyone gels and hits their threes, create space and dominate inside the paint it really gets me going.

>a team that is run by drunkards is incompetent

Truly shocking turn of events

PUT ME IN COACH KLIFF

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>down 17-0 on goal line
>kick fg
>cut to shot of coach smiling

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chris cares nothing more than squeezing money from you

>still taller than Kyler Mememurray

It's fucking hot

Well yeah, last year was trash but the ones before then were decent.

I just can't get into it.
I'll shoot some hoops with buddies but professionally I can't do it.
Ironically I had to work a bunch of college games back in the day.

Arizona is pretty based but they'r being invaded by californians and spics so it's only a matter of time before they descend into a shithole

no we're not lol

it's only the first half and in the NFL you're literally only a touchdown or two away from making a comeback

Kyler keeps putting dents into our o-lines helmets, the dude needs a booster seat.

Whaddup matey. What's new with you?

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>listening to broadcast
>fan screams GET OFF THE FUCKIN FIELD
>announcers chuckling: it's lively down there on the field

>Murray gets ripped apart on live TV by an angry mob.
>"Good to see our spirited fans!"

wew he really is the shortest

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So far special teams, offense and defense looks good for the Lions. Hoping to see more of an effort from the wide outs

I heard that 2 hah

Cardinals have won a playoff game this decade, the Lions haven't. It evens out

>they'r being invaded by californians
name a place that isnt and isnt already a layer of hell

My friend is a real estate agent. She said 75% of all houses bought in Maricopa County from people out of state were bought from people from California. We are also the #2 state in the US for transplants, after Florida.

welcome!

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Fuck David Johnson

That screaming of "Get off the fucking field" and Fox muting the mic feed a second later

There is no way that dude is 5’10”. He is 5’7” max

I heard that 2 hah

Honestly, we might be able to use some rich Californians in here, just to make things a bit more competitive, our fucking fans look like 50 year old meth smokers in the crowd shots already.

What game does Kliff get fired?

yeah imagine living is a cool state with the best gun laws in the world

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You're right, the west coast is pretty much theirs now but now they're spreading beyond that and that's the problem. I wish we could quarantine them to their shithole state

hello fellas, hows stafford playing today?

Lions offense was in desperate need of a run game to compliment Stafford. Looks like they've got it now with Kerryon and Anderson

Contemplating ending it all over the berds (in Minecraft), you?

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Like Stat Padford always does: okay, I guess.

>wanting retarded liberal faggots who will raise property prices and vote in more firearm restrictions while easing immigration because you don't like old people

neck yourself

hey Poland he looks sharp so far

It's over fellas, cardinals lost

>not wanting these things

neck yourself

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The Cardinals won in my heart

:3

They lost the moment BA retired. It's back to the REAL Cards now.

what do u think about loins chances of getting in the playoffs?

Lions will be Superb owl champions user cap it

>wanting a sea of liberal faggots and a housing crisis
You're from Illinois aren't you, faggot?

Do the Cardinals even care at this point?

More like the moment Carson Palmer retired.

Sad thing is that cards had a genuine chance to take it all in 2014 but then everyone got injured

Going to Greece in a week so not bad. Fucked up my fantasy tho - had Sammy Watkins (42pts) benched in place of Tyler Lockett (yet to receive a pass). Other WR and flex are A.Cooper, Fournette and T.Boyd but without hindsight I wouldn't have played him ahead of those. Lost this week because of it.

>The Cardinals won in my heart

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>read that in the announcers voice
Keked harder than I should have

Worse: He's probably a transplant from cali

maybe the real victory was all the friends we made along the way

Youre retarded

dubs chooses what I fap to after the game

jav

Carson palmer breaking his arm in the UK shutout game.

chubby daddy bear porn

Fucking Kill yourself. Those people are infinitely more based then same faggots in skinny jeans and undercuts

you are a fucking bitch kys

Kelly Staffords Brain Tumor

The best thing about being a Lions fan is that any bar you go to in Michigan, you're bound to leave with several drunk friends

OH BABY

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traps

MURRAY - 3 BATTED PASSES

lets double that.

fuck...

You’re smarter than me if you have a head for fantasy

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luck of the draw, my friend...

luck of the draw.

just do something

Because of all the retiring boomers you goof

murray's shook, manlet rage setting in, too much pressure and he'll crack

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BF/WM

>23 passing yards
Damn so glad we got the air raid meme coach. Our offense is so much better now

its like a like how when people from New York usually retire to Florida/ Georgia?

Never said the reason, just gave the stats my real estate friends told me, goof.

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based

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It's almost like a midget qb sucks and a shitty college coach is a shitty NFL coach

arizona qb is absolute trash, fellas

Rule of thumb is if you retire east of the Mississippi River, you go to Florida; west and you go to Arizona.

the Might Mississippi! the great dividing rive of our great land.

O-Line still can't protect Stafford and that lead is small. Don't relax yet Lions bros

Does Arizona think life is a Lifetime inspirational movie? Oh this complete loser will make a great coach if just given a chance, this coach will somehow make the shortest QB in 35 years good, inspire him to be THE BEST.

That is what it seems like.

the entire team is trash, every arizona team is trash

>relaxing
>lions
user please, true fans know not to relax till the games done.

damn son you jinxed it

retard alert.

Did I Illinnoy you faggot? haha love my own jokes

They have no money they have no education they are just worthless. If you are like them I think I touched a nerve but guess what motherfucker, I am never going to kill myself because I live just to piss mouth breathing farm boys like you off it feels so good!

Yep, IL fag. Called that one easily.

honestly you are such a loser that you became based lad, everyone is so butthurt its hilarious

>spent 3 of your last 4 first-round picks to protect your quarterback
>still gets stripped three times a game

Remember Laken Tomlinson?

kys illi cali lover lmao

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>frowny face

LOLOLOLOL

damn, we got a good D line. to bad our O line still sucks.

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Q4 is where Cardinals will come back and win. Lets be honest here Lionbros...

why did they think this frail t-rex armed midget was gonna be good lmao

The man who said that will be fired halfway through the season at FSU. Fitting it would be a good term for Kliff too.

Ahahahahahahahaahahaha

Arizona, I feel for you.
I really do.

you don't understand true suffering until you have lived as an arizona sports fan

You won world series with Randy Johnson, that's not so bad

>mfw Taylor Decker

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Rambo Last Blood. Are you for real?

yeah, 18 years ago lmao

Just got off work, How my boy Kylar doing? Is he GOAT yet?

You won a World Series it’s ok user

He's usually really good, not sure what's going on

i no longer pray for wins, i just pray for strength

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>Not watching based Rambo kill filthy spics

I'm gonna be there day 1

he's still growing into the position

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Megatron and Barry Sanders

First blood should have been last blood

its embarrasing the way how they play senpaitachi

My gf stopped having sex with me like 2 weeks ago since she moved in.

He's singlehandedly tanking the offense right now, it's really bad.

She's just letting the suspense build before she reveals she gets plowed with bbc on the side

Once she smells your poop, it's OVER

They can take away my guns but they can’t take away my clapping

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i GUESS WE FOUND OUT WHY

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Baseball is a pastime, not a sport.

Only if you take little rabbit shits. If you realizes you leave real man logs in the toilet she'll be turned out without realizing why.

Probably 5’10 starting at the cleats to the top of hair

Baseball is a skills competition and not a real sport

thats what happens when you shack up. now imagine being married

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he's a fucking bust

Lions dabbing on the Cards HARD

holy hell the cardinals just cannot score

Ready for moneyball to let you down in October again, Chokeland?

Holy shit get fucked

they don't fall for that meme anymore retard

This post didn't are well

gooooo
liiiiiiiiiiions

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>A midget QB who cannot throw over his linemen like Wilson could
>A millennial HC who gives his team juice breaks like they're playing Pop Warner football
>A desperate GM who is doing everything to save his job and will pull the plug on anyone, even after a single season

Gee, I wonder why.

Why did they get rid of Josh Rosen?

THE CARDINALS ARE GETTING BULLIED QUICK KILFFY GIVE THEM SOME MORE ORANGE SLICES AND PEP TALKS AND ASK THE OTHER TEAM TO BE NICER

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He was complete shit too. He came in for the dolphins today in the 4th and immediately threw a pick. The problem is the gm is a fat drunken retard.

>tardinals
at least they aren't the browns

Post yfw BIG HOCK

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To be fair, they're the dolphins. Cardinals have a better O Line.

fellow lions, how long does stafford have left? the guy's been beat to shit for so long now, when do we start planning a replacement?

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>post yfw all of the major trades and drafts by the lions are actually working

Field goals dont mean shit

hock might prove to be one of the greatest pieces of the draft. I know its just arizona but he looks so natural doing what he's been doing

They can trade him next year and he won't count against the cap.

This sucks because I was a Texas Tech student there during the time he coached in Lubbock, and now I have to watch him coach in Arizona on Sundays too. I can't get away from that fucker.

It's still easily a bottom 10 line

He'll be playing at 80 with his knees on their fifth replacement.

>fellow lions, how long does stafford have left?
Until he gets the owl or dies on the field, Stafford is indestructible

>cyborg stafford
Based

>stafford touches the trophy
>instantly collapses and dies from exhaustion
true kino

>implying stafford's corpse wouldn't run back onto the field to take another snap

Love the big white hock.

The Big White /hoc/

He's only 31. He's been knocked around, but so has everybody.

Decker needs to be taken behind the shed and put out of his misery.

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>tfw he is the only detroit /hoc/ that will be watchable this year.

>ohio state product sucks
Wow who could have ever seen this coming

TOUCHDOWN HOCK

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HOCKENSON IS A LITERAL YOUNG GOD

He's gone next season if he manages to last this one

Chargers blew a 24 point lead. wew lad

>mfw an 18 year old kraut is our savior

>no one checking these quads

BIG HOCK

aaaaaand gg

>And they said drafting a TE in the top 10 was a mistake

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BASED WHITE MEN

BIIIIIIIIG

HOOOOOOOOOOOCK

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time for that age old question: are the lions really good or is their opponent just trash?

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>88
>white as fuck
>whole milk
based tj "fourth reich" hockenson

Hock is legit, and the offense is looking great, but the cards are total trash

Opponent just trash.

cardinals are trash

Lion's will be decent but the Cardinals are trash

how long until ebron tweets some kind of cryptic veiled shot at Hockenson

Cardinals offense is garbo, their defense is pretty good though. Lions aren't elite, they just faced an opponent who was worse. Stafford is still out there running for his life which means the o-line is still shit

cards are incredibly garbage but detroit is outplaying and stafford is throwing and connecting well with amendola and hockenson.

the dolphins could wipe the floor with the cardinals

Tua to Cards confirmed

Cards bad, but the Lions have a bad habit of playing down to bad teams that they need to get rid of.

I would rather taylor decker leave and upper decker in my master bath than have to watch him play tackle again

Fitz doesn't deserve this team

>one bad game
Fuck off, Decker is good

Why do niggers always have Johnson or DeSomething or LaSomething for last names?

ohio state apologists please go

You tell us nigger

Go track down Eric Decker and force feed him until he's OL size and make him play instead. They can use the same jerseys.

Sheeeeeit

Big yikes

>big yikes
>oof
>mood
Fuck off twitter

Can murray even be king of the manlets after this performance?

I thought Russ was king of the manlets.

Loins finna dab on this season, screencap this

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MANLETS BTFO

i wanna believe

Believe my friend. YEET

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Numbers and loins make to the the NFC championship

He literally hasn’t been good since his rookie year. He never recovered from that shoulder surgery. He moved into an isolated rural area with his SO to attempt to reconcile with how his career was spiraling downhill. He’s physically compromised and mentally shot as a result. Injuries ruin careers sometimes. Reminds me of Mikel Leshoure or Jahvid Best to be honest with you.

my lions looking good, but I believe the cardinals are gonna make a lot of teams look good this year

Digits and the Loins win the Owl while denying Brady a 7th ring.

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Where did he move?

>cards start making plays in the 4th
>touchdown cardinals
please no, we were doing so well

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That wasn't supposed to happen

From an Mlive article

“These illustrate the latest extension he’s added to his life, which is a dispatch out in Arizona. The Lions left tackle and his wife of two years decided recently to pack up and move somewhere far away from everyone they know. It’d be their offseason home, just a young couple waking up in the morning to a reddish sky and the sound of hummingbirds in the air.”

SOL

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That's convenient. They should just leave him beyond tonight.

CRINGE and/or OBSESSED and/or RENT FREE

Dude you don't even know the guy, stop acting like you understand his motivation or mindset

Best wasn't remotely the same thing, he had repeated concussions

lol no

Watching the Lions have a run game is surreal. So fucking nice. Im chill as fuck right now. Good game

It’s a common coping mechanism demonstrated by high level athletes whenever a career altering injury occurs. This is stuff you’d learn in a babbys first sports psychology course. I’m telling you he’s shot. The only parallel I’m drawing to Best is that he’s another Lion who’s career was ruined by injury in recent memory.

It doesn't even need to be elite, just reliable, but yeah I think the loins finally have it

Only the Fucking Lions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>call a play that will result in a first down
>call a timeout just before the snap
>proceed to call a play that does not result in a first down

Come on, Bevell

>LIONS SELF SABOTAGE
EVERY FUCKING YEAR AAAAAA

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I knew it was coming

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Wut happen

135 million

YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

Lions convert at third down but Bevell calls a timeout which negates the play. they subsequently fail to convert

The Lions are the only team that could let a manlet bust QB comeback on them

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Bevell called a play that would have resulted in a first down but called a timeout right before the play commenced. Next play was an incomplete pass. Lions punt on next play but it was blocked.

this fucking team. at least they make me feel like I'm not aging at all. They've been the same since I was 10 years old.

Oh is that all

Why is everyone getting so worked up

Typical loins shit, not even an int

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IN THE FUCK

LET'S GO BIRDS!

Every fucking time.

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we might have, a situation, sir

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
>LOINS BLOW IT AGAIN
>MANLET'S FOREVER BTFO'D

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Do people still watch superhero movies?

THAT'S why Darrell Bevell lost his job in Seattle. Good hire, Detroit.

wait... is Lions actually going to fuck this up?

I'm willing to bet on the loins, but I'm not betting much.

Lions stop playing with me I know >we're better than this

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AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH A FUCKING GIRL OF WAR COMMERCIAL AAAAAH FUCK THIS SPORT

Cardinals have to get a 2 point conversion to tie

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

loins are going full implosion mode, they have nothing to worry about

Yes, but remember...this is the Lions were talking about. Disaster is always lurking.

What happened with their first timeout?

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The real issue here is teams will abandon the defensive scheme that had been working all game up until the point and go prevent way too early and will allow their opponent to come back on them. Prevent is a mistake almost every single time.

My dad always told me when I played football: "a prevent defense prevents you from winning, son."

well done cardinals well done
>HOWEVER

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Kinda hope the tards pull this off. Manlet supremacy memes are kino.

>To call it garbage would be an insult to garbage

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Wouldn't be a lions game without it being within one score.

ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING

fucking savage

SCORCHED

Uhh, loins?

Based meme offense cucking detoilet

It's like I'm watching Jim Caldwell's Lions all over again.

oh god oh fuck

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Fucking loins everytime

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why

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an INTENSE amount of Refball. lol

LARRY LEGEND

The lions are an embarrassment

This the Lions I know, glad to know they are back

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NICE
HANDS
LARRY

Hello manlet

HAHAHAHA FAT PATRICIA BTFO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING LOINS

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>loins

JESUS

IDS HABBENING

MIDGET MAYHEM

Just checking in to laugh at the loins

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Top fucking kek

JUST

I feel bad for Lions fans. Everyone watching knows what's going to happen, but you're powerless to stop it.

Can you IMAGINE being a Loins fan?

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Lmao I love being a loins fan

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

fucking lions

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>DOUBTING K1
HAHAAHAHAHAH

I hate this piece of shit team so much

THE MANLET LEARNED

>DETOILET
>DETOILET
>DETOILET
>DETOILET
>DETOILET

MURRAY IS GOING TO BREAK THE NFL

This guy is technically the most successful Lions coach since 1957 in terms of winning percentage. That's fucking sad.

OH NO NO NO NO

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

65 yarder from beer man to win it

>yfw your father, you, and your children will die of old age before the loins ever see a superb owl

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FATT FATRICIA

NEW NEW

All I can say is, at least you're not Cubs fans, but then 2016 happened. So uh, I am sorry.

I've actually come around to watching the newer and more innovative ways the lions manage to both fuck up and get refballed. It's a rush every time. I think this is how cuckolds develop their fetish.

I WANT DEATH

There is only one (1) team in the NFL that could give this midget and his meme offense legitimacy, and they get that match up week 1

BRAVO GOODELL

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STAFFORD?

Oooh. Bonus coverage for those on the east coast.

New Overtime Thread

135 million dollars

Cleveland must be BDSM at this point then.

fetish wise

Decker with his 4th penalty.

oh my fuck its over

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Because the Cards O-Line is so awful they expected him to scramble out of the pocket before throwing thus negating the need for height.