Giants @ Cowboys 4:25 PM

I request pictures of your thic pale wife. If she's brown, and looks like Yoruichi from Bleach, post her ass and feets.

Any chance Eli is actually decent today?

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A faggot with no contract. He has to earn his money this year.

Who else has a cheeky $5 on boys -6.5?

Gotta see how his line holds up. Hopefully he does a lot of handing it off, and then hits some tactical down-field passes for big yardage.

1st for Zeke getting a career ending injury

>america's game of the week
ah fuck it's going to be buck and aikman huh

Gentle reminder that neither of these shot teams will go anywhere this season.

Ring #7 inevitable

You might as well all kys’s

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>buck and aikman
God damn it, I can't stand either of those faggots. I don't know which is worse. Probably Buck.... no, wait, Aikman. No, I changed my mind, it's Buck. Hold on...

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>0-2 against the G-men in superb owls
>talking shit
Pick one. 3LI THIS YEAR BABEH!!!

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It's that time of year again.

Lets go boys!

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wait Yea Forums actually has cowboy fans?? LOL

Let's go Giants

Rate my game day lunch Yea Forums

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LGTTS

HOL UP HOL UP

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obesity

2/10
>dr cucker
>pineapple pizza
>those dogshit wings

HI GNATS FRIENDS

HAPPY SEASON STARTING DAY FOR US

AY
AY
AYO
WE DEM BOYSSS hahahHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

buck is ok, but I hate listening aikman whenever giants play the cowboys

Ok lads what are we going to ask Jacksonville for eli?

post hand
that orange chicken looks terrible

Who’s ready for Joe Buck?!

WE DEM BOYZ!

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Who are the good guys

based

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cowboys

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Ready for another season of disappointment fellow gnats?

WE DIE

wait cowboys actually have fans? lol.
I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE
>buck is ok
No.

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Elisha Manning is the only one who can stop Brady, so the Giants.

Sup bitches.

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giants

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O SAY DOES THAT SHART SPANGLED

IN HECK

1/10
I just had filet mignon with roasted potatoes, carrots and onions.

SUCK MY DAK G-BITCHES

ROUND EM UP BOYS

whats wrong with dr. pepper?

Fuck off commie

Pats fan here, both teams are in fierce competition for worst team AND worst fanbase

Nobody wins today unless there is a tie

>tfw all your friends died for Israel but they let you on the pitch to wave a flag so it's ok

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I'm picking a team to support. So far I'm looking at their names and which one sounds best. I like the song Buffalo Bill by Eminem, maybe I should support them?

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baseeddd

>Le “Pass is............... CAUGHT! FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!” Man

Let’s go gnatbros and cowbros

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Be a Cowboys fan my dude. We need Croatian support.

Who EAGLES HERE

>I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE
Lol, why

yes they might be the closest to you

Hungry Man is based

Here for the keks

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>Your average Cowboys fan

>Pats fan

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>aikmen looking like shit

Where were you when you realized the Iggles are winning the NFC BEAST?

thisNiggers not welcome.

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what happened to Joe Buck's voice has he been mainlining helium?

WE DEM BOYS.

MY GIANTS GOING 9-7 WILD CARD

GNATS AND BOYS, REPORT IN

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WHATS WRONG WITH DOCTOR PEPPER?

Eagles reporting in.

This

>pineapple on pizza
neck

>aikmen i the booth
Yep, this won't be biased at all

jerruh! j-jerruh! we're g-gonna win the nfc east t-this year! right? r-right?!

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Home coo/ck/ed

>niggercollide
>niggers not welcome

Jabrill Peppers pick 6 opening drive, repeating digits will verify

Giantsfag standing by

>Hand over the ring right now

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Browns fan in DFW but I've adopted the Cowboys as my 2nd team

WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ

AY
HOL UP
AY
HOL UP

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ

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WE WUZ BOIS AND SHIT

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what a cuck

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I hope the s*yboys get btfo'd

Earn it first

SAQUON + ELI PERFECT COMBO

I want to eat that/10

WITTEN DRAGON INCOMING

I NEED to smell Erin Andrews ass.

DRAGON INC

No deployment patch on. Free ride with your Tax dollars :)

>NOW HERE’S A GUY

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fuck the cowgoyim

>first carry
>crowd gets excited and wet
>2 yards

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>boneless
dialate

>To think a man went to prison for filming that troll

How sexy is Erin Andrews? I just want to pound the shit out of her

god dammit I get Lions/Cards on TV

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HOL UP IM REPORTAN IN

Super Bowl Champions: Philadelphia Eagles
MVP: Carson Wentz
CPOTY: Carson Wentz
OPOY: DeSean Jackson
OROY: Miles Sanders
DPOY: Fletcher Cox
DROY: Shareef Miller
COTY: Doug Pederson

where can I find her stalker porno vid

TELL COOPER TO STOP BEING GOOD FUCK

No become an Eagles fan. Go Birds. Cowboys are a bunch of faggots. And their fans literally eat dick for dinner everynight.

>sheagles
LMAO bearly beat the Redcucks

>cooper
>cooper
>cooper
Literally all of Dallas passing game.

Giantsfag standing by

she's a legit 11/10

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BASED

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>3
BIG BLUE WRECKIN' CREW! LET'S SEE SOME D YOU FAGGOTS!

Go with your gut, be a Bills fan.

>dak
>dragon

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8/10
probably too timid since some creep got those nudes

he's not so you don't have to tell him anything

LETS GO GNATS

Why would he intentionally root for the pathetic eagles? Reminder: Cowboys swept the eagles last year

Cowboys OC is that dude from Boise State

OMAHA

That shit was cash back in the day

Kellen Moore

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NO, I NEED TO WIN THIS FANTASY GAME FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That (((nose)))

I don't even know why I care about this game. I guess I have Zeke on one of my fantasy leagues and I have nothing better to do.

Nice pass dak

>no pressure
>WR wide open
>throw it 3 yards short
lol sign him for another $80 million

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>poopscunt

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I fucking hate Dak Prescott

I remember those days. Didn’t she get cancer or something?

ITS TIME FOR ELI’S REDEMPTION ARC

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>eli

"he still gets carded at the liquor store" - Joe Buck

The lack of pressure is just fucking crazy

absolutely based
fuck dak faggot
gnats going all the way

GOOD. I need this.

Damn what a cutie. Post nudes.

based

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That's why the Giants of all teams are going to kill you fags today. Have fun being mad at work all day tomorrow nigger.

kellen moore looks like a Yea Forums poster

AY

AY

AY

HOL UP

AY

AY

WE DEM BOYZ

WE DEM BOYZ

$40M QB RIGHT THERE

Fuck the Cowbois, but fuck the Giants more.

So, go cowbois

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We barely beat the Giants (shit team) and our backups barely lost to the Cowboys (shit team) in our super bowl year :)

leave

>ass Prescott

semi-casual NFL fan here, do the Cowboys have an elite Oline? if so then why the fuck is Dak chucking it as quickly as possible

You got BTFO by the Redcucks all 1st half, Sheagle tranny

based and bradypilled

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Nah, Eagles fans are comfy here.

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Dak is shit and overrated

based

>loses to a backup QB in the Super Bowl

imagine going 16-0 in the regular season and then losing the Owl to a wild card team
tomatoboy will always be shook by The Great Eli

guys how do i add money to my bitpay

TEXAS IS BACK

>do the Cowboys have an elite Oline
Yes
>if so then why the fuck is Dak chucking it as quickly as possible
He's not very good

NO

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>fumble on the first play
OH MY LORD

kys glory hunting bandwagoner

Cope Sheagle
#1 in the NFL no jokes

BARKLEY OH NO NO NO

nah... giants > cowboys imo

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2-time superbowl MVP Eli Manning? The one that crushed Brady twice? That Eli?

Oh good a fumble from our best player

Why are the Cowboy in the NFCleast

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Of course you are. Eaglesfags are obsessed with the Cowboys. We don't even think about you over here.

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

BARKLEY IMPREGNATE ME

LAND DRAGON

FUCKKKK

fuck... no land dragon

lol gg cowshits
Eli's 100% in passes of 3 yards or less
Saquon is fumbling just so he show you he can recover

LITERALLY SEEEETHING OVER THERE.

Giants about to score on your ass. You're about to get btfo by one of the worst teams in the league.

who You rooting for Skinsfags?

Dilate

OH NONONONO, BOYZ WHAT WENT WRONG?

kareem hunt flasbacks

>Barkley fumbles

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

>COWSHITS
LMAO

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SZECHUAN BARKLEY

Nooooooiooiooooooo

Okay pal, I'll make sure to cope with the Eagles winning. I'm fighting back tears over here. Also Eagles O-line > overrated Dallas O-line. Try reading an advanced stats page sometime.

Eagles are 1-0. Can cowshit / gnats say the same?

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you were saying?

LGTSS

>COWGRILS

4-12 WHILE OVERPAYING TWO SHIT PLAYERS AND IN CAP HELL FOR 10 YEARS OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

I want to get blacked by Barkley

>you were losing but then you won
LOL GOTTEM'

>DUDE LOL BARKLEY SUCKS
>50 yard rush on second play
lmao EAT SHIT FAGGOTS
GIANTS WILD CARD

now im hungry

Who /iggle/ rooting for the gnats here?

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Defense is still shit, I see.

>already have to share thread with cowboy redditors
>fat drunken philthytards shitting it up too

Eli rocking the Michael Jackson glove. Watch out mother fuckers. Thinking he's back.

Because it's an old rivalry with the Eagles and Giants

hot

I was saying that he's out best player yes

BARKLEY NO!
WAIT, I MEAN, BARKLEY YES!

>4 plays
>Eli hasn't thrown a pick or taken as sack

Giants confirmed for wildcard?

>Cowgirls in charge of stopping the run
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Tied in the all important loss column

REDEMPTION ARC ELI

>eaglesfags obsessed with DEM BOYS

like clockwork, free rent, etc... Eagles sports radio constantly mentions the cowboys. In Dallas you never hear anyone talking about Philadelphia, you cocksuckers can't get enough of our semen.

>"giants are fucking awful"
OHHH NO ON ONN O NO ONO NPFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

how common are roids in the league

I'm having Lomo Saltado.

God I love Barkley. Eli was at his best with T. Barber.

Lmfao at this shit cowgirl defense

>fart in the shower
>ass air is stuck in the shower for at least 2-3 minutes

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wh*te women are so repulsive

3LI CONFIRMED SUPERB OWL MVP

shower farts smell the best, user

Wtf I love the Giants again?

Why do you think they're the #1 followed team on RED DIT of course Sheagles newfags don't know any better.

Get laid

Ha ha Cowboys suck balls

Keep paying your players

Use the exhaust fan

NY Giant master race reporting in for duty

DallASS

Are the Giants elite?

Don't you have a fart fan? What are you, poor or something?

why are cowboy fans such aggressive shitposters? is it a coping mechanism?

>trading OBJ would put too much pressure on Barkley

Kek get btfo faggots

we... dem....

says the guy saving pictures of whores who will NEVER fuck him. top fucking kek

>showing a commercial starring a meme QB after his team got btfo
What did they mean by this>?

A good friend of mine is a cowboy fan from where I live near philly actually. As a result I respect the cowboys more and it's more of a sibling rivalry for me.
Fuck the giants though, and fuck the cowboys but the giants are pure trash.

Cowboys suck hairy ass

>vagiants cuckposter is back
leave

DALOLASS

stop taking dicks and cum in the ass and it wouldn't smell so bad

What team has players not getting paid big think

SAGOAT

i am. giants are like a retarded sibling. they dont know how stupid they are. cowboys are stupid and arrogant. so i like giants better.

In the 70s they were essentially mandatory.

>Giants figured out "let's just give Barkley the ball"
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU

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The things I would sacrifice to eat her ass.

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Who can stop Barkley?

YEEAH TONIGHT

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Fuck the gnats and fuck meme running backs

Dallas cucks playing like emotional females lmao FIRST DOWN

HOL UP HOL UP

we wuz kangz n shit

ELITE

>cowbitches already imploding

nice

NOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR WE HAVE ZEEK WE HAVE DAK WE CANT LOSE

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why are eagle fans such blatant newfag trannies? Is it because they just started posting here in 2018?

SAQGOD AND EL(ITE)

>Cowgirls

KEK KEK KEK

WE DEM COWSHITS

Dallascucks were SEETHING in droves in the Iggles gamethread. Once DJax (who is based) caught his second dragon, you could practically see the Dallas fans throwing their computers against the wall. Touchdown Giants, by the way.

now that the cowgirls are losing how will they get bailed out by the nfl?

ELIte

DULLASS KEKBOIS

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this is phil collins' daughter right?

HUE HUE HUE

>reverse image search
>korean girls crossed legs

TOUCHDOWN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN

>the Texas Jerry Jones

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, fuck my anime bitches Giants!

>the shanty town of dalASS

that's an ugly-ass kike if i've ever seen one

EZ. COWTURDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Talk to me when you have more than one Owl in your pathetic history

>Absolute state of the undisciplined retarded Cowboys

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>Texass yesterday
>Cowgoyim today
wew lad

Join the /nfl/ game chat!
discord.gg/SEYErd

I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE COPE FROM DALLAS FANS

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Dallas Cowboys

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>Cowboys losing
>Kelly Clarkson bumper music

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Houston > Dallas

Why did they just play Kelly Clarkson?

>COWSHITS

seething cowgirl fan detected
u mad?

Saquon own Dallas

Wonder how many blacks call Dominos, get a pizza and complain to get another pizza for free after seeing that commercial?

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS

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Jerry Jones must be kneeling in his grave at this injustice

>coors is so bad that it tastes like shower water, whats the difference

3LI IS COMING FOR YALL

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B-B-B-BUT ELI IS DUMB

>cowspics

fuck it wasn't supposed to happen like this boys, rip my clout and 500 bucks

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Cowgirls lmfao

Cause what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, fucking duh.

Thanks Rayne

yup

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>to eat her ass.
hol up

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the shower water gets you drunk faster

WAGIE MY TOPPINGS WERE WRONG, GET ME YOUR MANAGER NOW

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You haven't, just like vaginas

5 rings, kiss them all, you will never pass :^)

HOL UP

HOL

UP

HOL UP

*dabs*

Fun fact - the Cowboys are literally the only team in the NFC East to NOT SCORE A SINGLE POINT this season. How embarrassing.

>he doesnt eat ass

Cowboys vs Browns who wins?

im thinking 0-0 tie

very passable tranny

you more than likely weren't even alive to see them

/WEBACK/ GNATS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Inb4 Dak picksix

god i wish that banana were my penis

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Wow, a lot of people seem to be shitting on the Cowboys right now. Dak hasn't even had a chance to warm up yet, and once he gets loose he'll be overthrowing receivers like nothing. Zeke is primed and ready to go after he slapped some chick around. The sun in in their eyes and once the the sun starts to go down, you'll see some magic.

>Coors commercial shows a guy drinking in the shower
>subtitle says "Do not attempt."
What?

Incoming Zeke fumble

stop posting this dolled-up tranny, she hit the wall years ago

I fell asleep in the hot shower after I blacked out drunk one night. Worst morning of my life.

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

>this is what the average Cowboys fan looks like and its beautiful

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>actually bragging about being born before 1996
>still posting on Yea Forums
What's it like being a pathetic tripfaggot like (You)?

i got very drunk last night and woke up in bed with puke all over it smells so fucking bad and i still haven't gotten the energy to clean it yet

Dubs cowboys get a W Trips another owl

Another year of sucking cowbros

you fukken no it

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Some retard would get drunk, slip, and injury himself in the shower. That would result in a lawsuit

The Eagles would bootyblast either of these shit teams

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wish eagle fans would fuck off and post ugly girls somewhere else

Is it even a question that Barkley>Elliot at this point?

Giants here

Better than both of you. I've actually seen some of my team's wins, and imagine only having one Owl win? Haha

Witten is fucking washed lmao

SU SU SUSSUDIO

I've been there. Just throw everything out. Believe me, it'll fuck up your washer.

>that thigh jiggle

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I was born in 97, I was pointing out that you weren't born to see it, but I got to see my 2007 and 2011

Zeke says that worst part of his relationship with the Cowboys is that the team didn't understand why he was hurting them despite saying that he loved them, but he needed to keep hitting them repeatedly until they learned their place.

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As long as there is a Jerruh, there will be no smiles in Dallas.

>losing 17-0 to redcucks
>barely survive it
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Imagine actually being such a brainwashed basedboy that you think Dak Prescott is a good quarterback lol

>seething

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Wait
Guys...?
GUYS????
I thought....
I thought....!
I THOUGHT WERE DEM BOYZ
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN BROS?
DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
NEW YORK IS THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!
WHO EVEN IS THEIR QUARTERBACK...?
BROS, I THOUGHT ZEKE WOULD SAVE US!
ZEKE! ZEKE! ZEKE! COME BACK ZEKE!
we dem boyz...

>ass prescott is about to choke it away again and let Saquon rush for another TD
holy shit my dick

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SUMMMERTIME LOVER

TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS

>MUH RINGZ
how many were you alive for?
0

SUMMERTIME LOVER

absolute
COPE
O
P
E

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Damn. Why are white Aryan men so good-looking?

not a winnable one, but you can file a lawsuit over anything.

>its okay dallass' offense will compensate

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>1995

>tfw no summertime love

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My Gf stopped having sex with me for like the last two weeks , always says she has anxiety and shit

>Texass
>back

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yeah im thinking the same thing
fuck its new bed sheets too, not even a month old

Giants would be up 21 points right now if they were playing Flithadelphia.

Are from or around Dallas? No? Then your point is invalid.

Redskins fan here. Cowboys would still bootyblast this shitty Sheagles team

That pass is worth 40mill, guess ill have to join my patriot family this offseason

Hang in there bro. Be there for her.

Rate my dinner

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that's a hell of a wedgie

Name ?

We literally only lost by 7. Yea Forums acts like we got btfo.

CAM ON YOU FAKIN NIGGERS, SCORE SUM FAKIN TOUCHDOWNS

>[WEDEMBOYZposting comes to a screeching halt]

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holy shit ravens 59 miami 10

just start fucking other girls

kim

she's not your gf anymore, sorry. ghost her

Kys

You're only up 7 on the Cowboys
THE DALLAS FUCKING COWBOYS
THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

>no sex for 2 weeks
If she's not your ex by the second quarter of this game, you are a pathetic cuck and you should end it all immediately.

DRIVE WHEN

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Not even worth a reply.

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She's fucking another dude

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Whoa... great throw by Dak...!

Imagine being the only team in the divison to not score a single pointz
Just retire the team at this point

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No, that's still the Browns.

you made Joe fucking Burrow look like Trevor Lawrence out there

lol kys cuck

Okay I guess. I want some coxinha though.

>mfw i already had this saved to my folder
this was one of the things that killed my relationship with my ex. i think she might have been molested as a child, by the end of the relationship she always had anxiety attacks while having sex. it was bad. does your gf have a similar issue?
based

>IMAGINE THE SMELL

Stop mixing drinks.

You now remember when Dallas scored 6 (six) points against the Eagles third stringers.

Wow, it's true.
Going to watch some replays of that shit.

She's cheating on you

Liar. No way a poster in a Giants/Cowboys thread had a gf. Stupid fag.

She fucked another dude a d got gonorrhea and doesn't want you to find out

DEM BOYZ LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH.

COWBOYS. ARE. BIG. GAY. FAGS.

Is that bad? Fuck that would explain it then

Witten :')

LSU's a fucking good team. I don't see why you act like we lost to Taco Tech or something.

Cringe

Dak. You’re supposed to throw it to the guys on the field. Not the sideline.

>Giants would be up 21 points right now if they were playing Flithadelphia.
Don't downplay the Giants. Vegas would be giving them a lot more than 21 points.

The Patriots would bootyblast either of these shit teams

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Request song to the Fidelity commercial.

Retard zoomer

>we

BIGSTOP COMING UP

Is Eli genuinely autistic? I’m being very serious here, his face always looks so lost.

C U T E !

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She always gets tense about the idea of having sex. Never initiates anymore, stressed out about school, car payment, rent. she’s on anxiety medication right now

Hope Elliot never gets a first down where he can't do his gay little thing

Prob early cte from being sacked this past couple seasons

How do you think he won 2 SBs?

literally a 3/10 without makeup

definite yes, big boss

as an eagles fan, i hate the cowboys, but holy shit witten is a baller. to still be bringin it at his age is remarkable.

WE DEM BOIS

You're a fucking beta douche. Drop the dumb whore and move on you wet behind the ears fag.

He's letting everyone know he eats dick

sorry to hear that user. be there for her and support her when she needs it
t. misses his ex like a fucking faggot

Him and his brother both are. Peyton is an all-time great football mind. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a coaching job. I guess DirecTV pays the bills well enough.

You now remember we have five times as many SB rings as the Eaglels

Eli is the youngest brother. He got made with some expired ingredients.

1995
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stop incel posting user

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>Can anyone save the Cowboys?
>*glass shatters*

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At least you have a girlfriend though. Stop taking things for granite.

Fuck me that was soft

saki shirato

JARWIN!

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BASED JARWIN

WE GOT A GAME NOW
Go Birds

I see the Giants secondary is utter shit as usual

Yo can you not post my ex. That's kind of inconsiderate.

>bragging about achievements from the last century

is the giants defense that bad or is the cowboys offense that good?

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WE DEM BOIS

WE
DEM
BOYZ
>Jew York Vagiants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WE DEM BOYS

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Roasties get toastied

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LET'S GO BABY

That's cool! Did you have a good time at the parades with your family? Man, the Superbowl parade was one of the best experiences of my life.

what time is this on for you guys? its 10pm in thebuk and im in a bar

This defense is really bad

>GNATS
>GNATS
>GNATS
>GNATS >GNATS
>GNATS >GNATS
>GNATS >GNATS
>GNATS

WE ARE BACK BROS

Just like our eagles

Giants defense is that bad. Been that way for the last few years.

she's never going to fuck you, stop posting this ogre

>Giants
OHHHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHAH
WE DEM BOYS

Saquon is about to rush for 76 yards
screenshot this

I get it , le epic red pill maymays tell me to just treat her like shit and not pay attention to her but we live with each other and shes a good gf despite the lack of sex

AYYOOOOOOOO

HOL UP

WE

almost 4pm or 16:00 for you bongs

*Millenium

glides it in like a passenger jet through the NYC skyline

FUUUUUUCK

COME ON HERE

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Preseason is officially over.

Game over, NYGfags

No, she gets bored about the idea of having sex with you. She's not supposed to initiate, you're supposed to be the one fucking her. Anxiety disorders are a fucking meme, every woman under 30 claims to have it. Dump the bitch unless youre looking forward to raising Jamal's kid and getting the clap.

Don't forget the linebackers too.

>receiver was wide fucking open
What the fuck are gnats even doing?

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The major difference in this thread and all other Dallas threads is that Dallas fans only post when they score or when they're winning whereas everyone else is always saying shit. Dallas fans are cowards.

but they crashed

I'm thinking the Cowboys are BACK.

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you are living in sin

he did nothing wrong

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No worries, Cowgirls got their one touchdown in the game.

>be cowshits
>be literally the very LAST team in your division to actually score a TD

Disgusting.

based and factuals
everyone talks shit except pussy Dallas fans when they score

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Thank Kellen Moore. The Giants Defense and Coach look fucking lost lol. They'll make adjustments for sure, but damn.

you will never pass sheagletranny

Kyler Murray getting btfo :))))

Jones was best qb from this draft

buy clothes that fit

bout time for a new thread fellas

Literally everything he did was wrong

lol this. they can't handle the bantz. they close their computer

>shes a good gf despite the lack of sex
Yeah, and my car is a really nice car despite the lack of an engine, body, and tires

The Chiefs are getting FUCKED UP:
>Tyreek Hill suffered a shoulder injury during the game that required him to go to a local hospital to get it treated by their trauma department. No timetable or any other information was given.
twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1170798988112650240
>Patrick Mahomes suffered a sprained ankle, per Andy Reid. He stayed in the game.
twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1170797707230949378

Told my boy to pick up Jarwin for his fantasy team today - someone is happy now :)

No, we just don't shit up threads like NY or Igglefags.

Blake Jarwin in his last 1.5 games against the NYGiants:

4TD’s

HERE COME DEM BOIS

His only redeeming quality was he was the "what if Mike Patton coached an NFL team"

woooooooooo how bout dem boys baby!! eat my motherfucking dick gentfags

ELI VICK

kek eli is so fucking slow

imagine getting burned on the ground by eli manning

>Be Eagles
>Don't score until the 2nd quarter
>only one in the division not to score in the 1st qtr.

Disgusting.

LOL dallas fags shit up every board.

>that coverage

>No, we just don't shit up threads like NY or Igglefags.

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>Tyreek Hill suffered a shoulder injury during the game
Oh no, who will choke his girlfriend and break his son's arm now?

You shit up every board.

Ha, fucking burn.

DalASS defense

Hahaha

Was that a bolt of lightning or was is Eli Manning?

>cowboys
>"""defense""""
Pathetic

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ELI(TE)

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lol at eli presenting his ass

3LI GOING MOBILE

But he didn't break into vocal performances of Mr. Bungle and Faith No More songs.

SLIPPERYQUON BARKLEY

eli "I own brady" manning

>
New THREAD

Eagles fans actually talk about the issues their team is having and make rational points about how they improve.
Cowboys fans just leave lmao.

SZECHUAN BEASTLY

AAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHA
STAY MAD GNATS

Okay Eatdatpussey445

REFBALL

So fucking close, giants fans punching the air rn

This is the dumbest thing I've read all day.

why the fuck is troy aikman allowed to suck the cowboys off on national television every year

Didn't Eagles fan beat up the opposing team fans in PRESEASON?! Let me find that video.

He actrually critiques them way more than he “sucks them off”...and i’m an eagles fan

>allowing the cuckbois to score

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BASED BAD ANNOUNCER MAN

JFC. can these guys fucking tackle. Unbelievable

IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME ANYMORE

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>7YPA passing
Dink and dunk gmen. They are gonna kill Barkley within 3 more years.

Who else wants this to be Eli’s last game in the NFL ?