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Very disappointed in your low quality game thread, Chiefs bro
>roommate puts on netflix
Looks like my stream will be behind all you guys.
Child abuser btfo
Nth for /myteam/ isn’t playing yet
i am sexy boy
Im like 10 beers in but no one was making one so i sent it as the filthy phoneposter i am
Yea im thinking the chiefs need a corner
Based Uncle Rico finally got a shot and is throwing deep balls over the rockies.
>With the first pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select...
how come KC refuses to fix their defense?
I think its had a top 20 showing today
I've got one for you, great corner out of LA, name's Marcus...
Reminder that you cannot stop the based jewess coalburner.
She has blessed all black qbs with great success.
Mahomes will carry the taem.
The Chiefs would probably be losing right now if Bob Sutton and the Berry/Ford/Houston combo was still here
That ankle doesn't look good, Mahomes it's done.
Not with that ankle
Based. Go Chiefs
>really good air raid qb is decent in nfl
wow who could have seen this coming
>HILL OUT HILL OUT HILL OUT
haha great pic friend!
Based. Mutt Reich R I S E
RISE UP JOHNSON COUNTY
OLATHE IN
I'm sitting down
cass county here
Any Chiefs bros living downtown?
I used to live in cleveland there
Non-white Leawood resident here. Fucking all your Staceys, wh*Te boy.
Lawrence Kansas.
What a cringe ad.
Fucking tackle
Platte county
Walkins is elite.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN"T WE TACKLE?
In here for my boy Minshew. Can't stop the Mississippi Moustache. Go Cougs, y'all.
Halftime fap coming up lads. Get ready
would love a johnson rise up my county ;)
Based
Smithville
who is this
Bewd smliling as he sees Mahomes the god is injured in his own hubris
If foles is dead then I think he will do good as the season goes on
>more ded jags
why the FUCK do the jags keep missing all of their tackles
I'm calling bullshit on Darwin's listed height
Quincy Williams midjudged his tackle on a tricky midget, thought Thompson would weigh more kek
Who is this semen demon?
That's Douglas county
Andy rubs butter on all equipment before the game.
Not playing in preseason does that
based taste
i'll make it up 2 u, come by n ill smoke some weed with u
>mahomes 312 yards in the first half
God, I wish that were me.
>dude weed lmao
>Lawrence
Like pottery
Rule changes being put in place to kill defense to ensure that Mahomes becomes the next star of the NFL
Mahomes is shook
Points
On
Every
Drive
wish slavery was still legal. would love to own some big blvck bulls ;)
JIF peanut butter is ass and I feel sorry for anyone who eats that Palm Oil infused garbage.
Natural peanut butter is the only acceptable peanut butter. I seriously hope everyone in this thread is a man of culture making the correct choice in peanut butter.
Is Butker an elite kicker?
Y/N
^^ cringe
The answer is yes
Fuck gonna take a halftime shit but I've already showered today, anyone else hate taking shits after you've already showered?
I make my own peanut butter. It's best homemade.
KEK
>jags can't go a play without a penalty
What a joke lmao
I get natural PB but I’m a cheapfag so I just get Peter Pan’s version of it. Only four ingredients; peanuts, salt, peanut oil, and actual sugar. For the price pretty good tbqh
Thoughts on Goober?
Is Minshew elite?
>Being a grown man and still eating peanut butter
Does mommy cut the crust off too ?
Absolutely disgusting and embarrassing.
ur a goober
Chiefs better fucking trade for Xavien Howard.
Absolutely fucking NO
prefer some kale and a soi latte?
Utter kike shit that you're too cheap to buy both peanut butter and jelly separately.
Where do you bros like to pick up chicks in KC?
You ARE getting regularly laid, right?
Peanut butter is a staple for /fit/ CHADs. I feel sorry for your man boobs, fatty.
>he doesnn't buy $3/oz almond butter
sure is poorfag in here
Half time fap time
Post anime tiddies
Who will the choofs draft after muttholms goes down for good?
I know it says america on the label but this looks like a shitty british brand
I met my wife during my time in college.
Im married, get laid whenever i want
I eat peanut butter by the tub
Pb is the ultimate alpha Chad snack
>/fit/
>chads
Kek good one
Why is everybody hatin? This stuff is great
Find them on Hinge first. If they’re young Staceys they all want to go to shitty Westport. I redpill them on downtown Lees Summit or Armour street in NKC.
For me its fools gold loaf
EDP466 WAS IN THE TICKETMASTER COMMERCIAL
Your mommy sucks the cum outta my dick too
That's disgusting.
most based girl ever thats who
dude lmao
This. /fit/fags are just gay closeted /pol/ NEETs
twitter is saying tyreek hill's collarb one is broken
Imagine missing a pat.
Lies
Rumors
Fabrications
>Fuck gonna take a halftime shit but I've already showered today, anyone else hate taking shits after you've already showered?
ye
>he doesnt slather his asshole with peanut butter and let his dog lick it off
Yall missing out bros
>Im married, get laid whenever i want
rotflmmfao
imagine naming your son tyreek
Elvis would fly all the way from Memphis to Denver to the restaurant that invented it twice a week just for this sandwich.
>ravens with the "best" offense in the league right now
>42 fucking points at the HALF
I knew the lelphins were tanking but this is on another level
This. Married men don’t get laid
Fuck marriage
Wife wants to bang everynight, nut last night i passed because i stuffed myself off dinner and was too tired :^)
>Mahomes misutilizes a tool like every great player does once in a while
>I DON'T LIKE IT, STUPID DUMB-DUMB
old dudes need to chill
based shlomo
That feel when my college sweetheart broke up with me a month ago
I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her lads
Post wife’s benis
>I'm married, get laid whenever she wants
>she never wants
ftfy
See
fat bitches don't count bro
I thought the jags d was supposed to be good
It's ok, she went over to Chads when you passed out.
They haven't done horrible tbqh
Just one or two big plays
>I lie on the internet
do you expect anybody to care?
>mahomes misses two easy tds to kelce
Lmao
Thoughts on Pumpkin Pie?
I assume you're talking about Boomer in the half time report and the no look pass. He was drooling over it on WFAN for nearly two weeks when it worked last year... Fickle
I literally just fucked my wife against the kitchen sink. That said, fucking to try to get her pregnant is hard work.
french silk is superior
twitter also hates tyreek because muh wife beater
reminder hill is /our guy/
BASED AND ORANGEPILLED
Second best pie after apple
apple is better
Why is the stadium empty?
Pretty good, but Pecan Pie is the superior fall season pie.
Give me something more lewd
twitter.com
EDP445 was in a commercial today 4 ticketmaster
fucking clownworld we live in.
>all those empty seats
Gross
What type of loser asks for anime tiddies on a sports board
If you don't like rhubarb pie you haven't lived
Are you watching the same game? Wide open receivers, can't tackle for shit, and a chimpout. Embarrassing
It’s almost like women gradually stop having sex with you regularly once they know you are seeing them exclusively
That’s been my observation
Sweet potato is better
...
You’re just bad at sex
>he has bad seed
Let me do it.
because women use sex for your attention. Once they have your attention they no longer have to put out. This is why you don't fucking give women your attention if they aren't fucking you.
Literally sammy Watkins is the only person who's making plays on chiefs offense
Jaguars offense would be better but they keep getting penalties
You're correct but you're still going to get flamed by dudes with mediocre sex lives that don't know any better.
I know this is a revelation for you user
but Women love sex too
>Certainly it's women who are the problem, not that I can't satisfy them sexually
I guess , fml
Do you fags actually like anime or is this some reoccurring oldfag meme?
that's because men can't get pregnant
>the minshew dynasty
yes
Minshew was the starter all along.
o shit
Nick Foles who?
>people have babies by accident literally all the time but your pathetic sperm can't do it when you're actively trying
Is Minshew elite ?
Minshew will get BTFO when he faces a real secondary
Just got done fapping. Did I miss anything since the half?
Yall niggas are boring gonna switch over to Eagles and Redskins.
FUMBLE
Jags just fumbled and chiefs recovered
So you can drag a guy down by the helmet now? Fuck the refs.
>that fumble
fuck you the stream's delayed
Choofs look awful, might as well just give New England the Lombardi now
>JACKOFFVILLE FUMBLEUARS
Imagine watching a delayed stream.
mahomes got facemasked earlier and no called :^)
>BUTUTUTHUEHIERIRRFFEFFEFFEF BALALSLLASAASSAASSAASSA D:LASFRDDKFD
you RN
Mahomes almost had his helmet ripped off and there was no call
Refball. I hate this sport. Almost hope mahomes career is done so I can finally quit watching forever
Why don't you just watch it on TV like a normal person
They stop having sex with you when they start having sex with someone else
Chiefs fan here but you're correct. The Pat's strengths match up perfectly against the Chiefs weaknesses. It's the Chiefs fault for not improving from last year.
>playing against top defense
>mahomes injured, tyreek out
Oh sweet, a new Survivor.
honestly we look a little better against the run than we did last year, but the secondary is still a dumpster fire
agreed
he's dead now
It's over bros. We can't even stop this new kid, no way we can stop Brady
not gonna bother getting outta bed for a game my team ain't playin in, son
>jaguars
>top defese
kek
Nice waste of a timeout faggots
>letting a Charger shitter cast every other Chiefs game so he can complain about every good thing that happens to them
Fuck Fag Fouts
Defense takes a few games to lock in. Don't give up hope yet. Still desperately need CBs though.
TWELVE PLAYERS ON FIELD AT HOME
The Jags are gonna pull a Reid.
If I was watching on TV i'd have to sit through Bills at Jets instead because no other game would be on
This game ran out of excitement pretty quickly
Hope Mahomes season gets ended today.
Do you think McCoy is near the end of his career?
yes
Someone kill mahomes.
Mahomes can't move. Defense can't stop anyone. Pack it up boys, seasons over
The new Tool album is lit af
We got raiders next week, Mahomes doesn't need to start if he doesn't feel it.
SEETHING
Only given up 13 fucking points, like chill
>refreshing a game thread when you know you're a poor fag
that's your own fault retard
Mahomie throwing like shit today, sucks
Refs are going to make the Chiefs win no matter what. Fuck this spot.
It's nice when you can have a bad day and still break the record for most 1st quarter passing yards in a game
Blatant hold
???
Good point, I forgot about that shit. Only reason I'm watching this game
Yo adball is fucking boring desu
>he doesn't give comcast and the NFL money hahahahahaha what a cuck lmfao
SHERMAN THE SAUSAGE
fucking hate racist redditors talking shit about tyreek
THE SAUSAGE
Nice chop blocks Chiefcucks.
yikes
>another ded jag
I'm feeling sorry for you guys.
Most passing yards, 1st quarter: 247, Peyton Manning on September 26, 2004
It's okay, now that our season is over, we can end yours too.
have the jags always been this undisciplined? They're chimping out like crazy
lmao jags
>other team gets a free TD because of taunting
semen slurping sport
>down 13
>still talk shit
Why are nigs like this
Got too cocky last year.
Based
yes
>jags
PENULTY
LOOKING AT MAHOMES WITHOUT BLOWING HIM A KISS
100 YARD PENALTY, 1ST AND GOAL
*2 years ago
Your ass is on FIRE
Chiefs are starting every interaction, the league wants the chiefs in the super bowl, so they'll never call it.
Anyone else here mute the tv and listen to 101 the fox here?
So this means we win the superb owl right?
seething
Chiefs are based. Fuck the Pats, fuck the Steelers, fuck the Saints, fuck the Rams and fuck the Eagles.
I can never get based Holthus to match up with the game.
Delusional crybaby jackoffsville fans can't handle the FACT that their thug players are chimping out at every turn
You literally can't make this up. All 3 Jacksonville fans are on Yea Forums right now SEETHING with liquid butt rage
me
I've been a chiefs fan for a long time, kid. Trust me, seasons over
>forgot to crop
FML
Old ass refs need to retire. Make all official decisions by camera only.
>another flag
Yah, I think I'm done with this semen slurping sport.
Andy Reid is ELITE
forgot cropped pic
just tell your players to stop committing fouls, simple as
Every single one of these have been so blatant hahaha maybe try following a team that can perform the fundamentals
People will turn on the Chiefs harder than the Pats
>all this refball in chiefs favor
Have the chiefs officially earned a place in refball hierarchy above teams like jags, but still well behind Steelers and pats?
Im pretty upset he didn't learn to controll his anger issues
I watch it unsynced using my radio cabniet and laptop streaming on the tv
>the streak is dead
;_;
where were the refs when a jag ripped mahomes helmet off his head?
Actually I am loving these chimp outs
anyone else catching all the passive aggressive snipes? this announcer is fucking giga mad
what race is Pat Mahomes????
I'm streaming redzone right now moron, but I wouldn't refresh a gamethread and cry when somebody is ahead of me
Jags are in the lowest tier of refball, along with the Tits and bills.
master
You mad
You mad
Yeah, you mad
You
Mad
You are mad
You
Mad
You are mad
Almost white
ubermensch
Fiftysixpercent-American
mutt
kentucky derby judging by the hair
Mutt
Hoes mad (What?), hoes mad (Why so mad?), hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad (Why?), hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad (Why?), hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
[Verse 1]
Hoes mad, hoes mad (Skrrt), I pull up in that old Jag (Skrrt)
Ho fast, I got these bitches staring (They what?), comparing
If that's your girl, not sharing, that's past tense (Skrrt)
I be flexing, I say, "Baby, why you hating and you wanna drink my liquor?"
But I ain't even tripping, Irv, please pass me a swisher
Smoking dope 'til I get hiccups, I think I need a pick up (Skrrt)
I'm a chiefs fan you sperg
yes
everything in favor for the chiefs have been blatant fouls and jags chimping
Mixed-Race
Can the elite Jags defense stop KC from scoring ONE drive?
Why even watch this if it just ruins my Sunday?
u mad
You mad
Yeah, you mad
I'm talking mad mad real mad
Absolutely mad mad
4th quarter that means it's time to
PUT THE HAMMER DOWN
Walter Goggins is ugly and weird, why is he so successful?
he probably watches Mad Men and It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Y'all hear the defense chants when Jacksonville was on offense?
Remember when we had a good defense?
Watch The Shield and Justified
GUESZ WHOS BACK?
BACK AGAIN?
SHADYS BACK
TELL A FRIEND
It's still refball, they could call any foul on either team whenever they want
>This injury literally just means Reid gets to make a playbook around his favorite RB Mccoy
fucking hilarious
>starts off exciting, fun to watch
>gets boring towards the end
is this a medical condition?
having the lead and knowing you'll win is always fun
Why don’t the jaguars just not commit penalties
god damn the jags suck
0 discipline
>jags literally cannot stop committing penalties
Mahomes faking out the D
i'm doing you a favor and prepping for the inevitable playoffs, youngling chef.
>Jags tackled three of their own players and 0 chiefs players
So this game is more the Jags blowing it than the Chiefs actually winning it right?
>Jags tackled three of their own players and 0 chiefs players
yeah I can't stop dying midget power
>jags dying left and fucking right
>chiefs driving
>penalties on every play
45+ points by the end of the game
little from column a, little form column b
>jags out here HEEMing each other
top lel
need to move the Jags or the Buccaneers to mexico but I dont know which
Williams reminds me of Wesley Snipes in Major League
just give >us the superb owl already
Send both there and let the cartels sort it out.
I miss romo casting my games last year :(
it was nice
Feels good for football to be back
jags defense humiliated itself
their offense actually did good all things considered, needed to finish more with Minshew but that's a hard ask
webm of Jack ejection please
yeah
but it was easy for jags defense to humiliate themselves
and easy for jags offense to do good
so it's about a wash.
LOL RAMSEY
K E K
E
K
They need to just run the ball the rest of the way so he doesn't get injured.
>Jailen ramsAIDS
>jags
>Jags
get fucked
W A T K I N S
>Tomahawk chopping on all the Jag fans
ramsey got made to look retarded up in here dude
yikes all around hacksonville
>Buster Manletfield already destroyed by the tape monster
That was quick
>only 3 touchdowns from Mahboi
season once again confirmed over. see ya next year
>the asscracksonvile faguars
its the sammy watkins pro bowl year
Tomahawk trips
The stands in Jacksonville are just dire.
>3 tds
>400 yards
>In a game he got injured in the 2nd
He can take a bye weke against raiders, or play during raiders and eitherway it's a byeweek, and he'll be fine week 3.
:))))))))
jags season over tho. Texans win AFCS now. enjoy half your dead defense jacksonvillle:))))))))
>:))))))))))
Flag on the defense. Eyesore level coping.
His response.
TAPED.com
The chiefs D had a couple bad drive but I give them props for holding the jags to 13. So far it's one less point allowed than last season
The secondary is not good but I appreciate Thornhill's ability to tackle.
:))))))))))))))))))
Uhh
who wore it better?
>I give them props for holding the jags to 13
Yeah injuring their starting QB was a good plan.
They're lucky Foles got hurt
add to the fact they were playing in arrowhead and the jags had bortles under center
>Broken collar bone
wtf man
Garbage time
Chiefs D plays like it's garbage time all the time. Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger.
Imagine being a Jags fan right now
>implying that luck was necessary had mahomes and tyreek not gotten injured
reminder chiefs scored 17 points in one quarter when they were healthy
>the Minshew dynasty
You are so mad
True. Chiefense is still trash
Mobile zoo
i just saw a cool artwork of Mahomes and Montana together now I can't find it
ever broken a collarbone? shattered mine once, i'd rather take my ex wife back. feel for him. at Minshew is playing well
>Just switched to Cleveland game
What the fuck
i'm 12 and what is this
WHAT THE FUCK
>switched games
league confirmed terrified of Minshew dynasty
???????????????????????????/
>switched to a Browns game
What the fuck is this?
>SWITCHED TO TITANS BROWN
?????????????????????
NFL has a mercy rule? I was hoping Jags would injure more Chiefs before the end.
KILL CBS NIGGERS
KILL THEIR EMPLOYEES
STORM THEIR STUDIOS
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
that holding call on the lead offense was really important
>more competitive game
>Nail in coffin for it 30 seconds later
Ok
probably because this game is over, oh well i can just listen to the rest
>we are now going to switch to a more competitive game
"technical difficulties"
loooooooooooooool
FUCK CBS
KILL CBS NIGGERS
SPIT ON THEIR CORPSES
Browns get scored on immediately, I'm kinda glad they switched now
Stfu, Incel.
IS THERE ANYWAY TO STILL WATCH THE GAME?
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NFL SEASON????
Hunt will be a bust for the browns this year outside of a couple games maybe
twitter is on fire, this is great
I'm calling KCTV5 and just keep getting a busy line.
>not listening to local radio announcer for the game when the video goes to shit
101thefox.net
directv sunday ticket stream
Is Ramsey shooting up the stadium?
MATT MOORE IN
Frank Clark with a pick
I'm 6'3 and and handsome stay mad
>tfw stadium got bombed ala bane
incorrect.
I found a illegla stream with sunday ticket.
still browns v titans
TeChNiCaL DifCIltuEILeities s
>Shooting at Jacksonville during sports event, more details to follow #NFL #CHIEFS
wew
>game so shit the power went out
They lost power, they're still playing the game though
>the shanty town of Niggerville
So this is the power of Verizon 5g
im watching the ESPN game feed
Shouldn't have ejected Jack. Now he's out beating random antennae with Nike nunchuks.
Titans won. Game's over.
Damn, do Americans really do this?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Two 5G phones went on their network at the same time and blew up the stadium like an atom bomb.
JAGS TIED IT UP
JAGS TIED IT UP
>flags being gullible morons
wew
chiefs intercept, pound in a TD but PENULTY
>fell asleep and it's now Brown vs Titans at the tv
The fuck it's the game over?
Supposedly the transformer for the tv truck caught on fire.
the absolute shanty town of jacksonville, florida
good man
NFL hired Cubans not Mexicans to set up the wiring for the broadcast.
No sound or cameras so they swapped to browns game
Let's hope there's no repeat of the Harbowl.
40-19 Chefs
Didn't even think of that.
Based.
>Pats got so scared of the Chefs they accidentally stole the whole feed
>Clark was sniffin a sack
Mitch Holthus - "40 to 19, not much teal left in this stadium"
Obsessed.
Earlier they tried to blame it on a satellite. In the USA. Which is covered with high speed fiber optics. lel
Sorry to kill your quarterback and your season Jags. I hope Jack isn't suspended for too many games
>It's real
>chiefs haven't thrown a SINGLE yard
is Mahomes, dare I say it, TAPED?
HOLY FUCK, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE. GOD LIVES IN FLORIDA
looks like the 21 points were called back when the Refs realized that 3 balls were on the field at the same time.
All the games so far today have been shit
If the chiefs and jags played these final 2 minutes 1000 times, the jags would win once
panthers rams game's ok, well it was
????
Probably not
First half of this game was legit. It was fun seeing the redskins make the eagles nervous too
chiefs have a 99.9% chance of winning
>don't make a single easy joke or you're obsessed
>literal burn the tape game
in one of those realities the entire chiefs offense gets struck by lightning and in the other, some crazed jags fan shoots them up instead
remember when the Jags thought they ended Mahomey's season early in the game? That was the best part
>implying those were jags fans
the worst part is Hill's season is now in question. It would have been better if the league suspended him for 4 games
because Hill throws touchdowns
Josh Allen's first career sack sending Mahomes to the medical tent is poetry. That kid has a bright future ahead of him
we're better with Hill than without
I'm married dog, I think I might have knocked my wife up Friday night.
one of the worst week ones in recent memory so far, no joke
opener was ok though
>bright
>jaguars
Maybe if he gets traded to the Chiefs
>opener was ok though
oh great it's bait
Gaiders v Buncos tmrw. with any luck there'll be a full out brawl
We still have the Stoolers vs Fags.
Good game chefs bros
KC is amazing enjoy your wonderful lives
how much camera time will Antonio Brown get while hes memeing on the sidelines in street clothes while his team wins by 40
If there is any justice in the world, Kim Jong Un or Putin will launch a nuclear bomb at Gillette stadium tonight.
True however we have plenty of weapons to put up points. Unironically would be more devastating losing a literal who? corner of ours because we have absolutely zero depth there.