/cric/ - Bad Light Edition

why is putin commentating?

Can’t stop thinking about my dismissal yesterday. Should have just swept it ffs.

hello

Post the unedited version

Shan't be laughing at the Aussies
Shan't be laughing at the English
Shan't laugh at anyone

incredible the difference between Leach and Cummins, it’s like two different species

Bad light?? Yeah mate, turned on the tele and this is all I can see. Fucking blinding...

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So do we need to get to 90 overs or wait until bad light?

Why dont you guys admit i was right when i said we shoulda sent jofra archer and broad into bat yesterday

Honestly Broad mogs every single person in the Australian cricket team. I hate to admit it but he is one of the most handsome men I've ever seen.

...

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I love how much Leach is taking the strike.

A real human bean AND a real hero.

im materalistic at heart and i need to earn BIG MONEY to keep myself happy
england is mine and it owes me a living

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Chad convicts had more testosterone than the beta elite.

this wasn't funny in the last thread either

Reckon England should try to score a quick 190 runs to win it.

why is it not just yorker central from now on

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its the low sun bro

will go from that to black in seconds when the sun goes down

dangerous desu

Leach getting under their skin

good lad

Actually I'd like to review that decision, Kumar you're on screen now I'm going to ask you to reverse your decision and give us the old ball back.

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believe in madoka lads

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He’s got absolutely nothing on Cummins
He’s aged poorly too, looked a lot better 5 years ago

:( I can still remember staying up with my brother to watch it... nice memories

>claims to be posh
>knows morrissey/smiths

you just played yourself fool

>we want the post nuclear apocalypse crowd

It will be more than 90 overs due to overs lost earlier in the game, but they'll never get them in today. It'll be bad light first.

Based drunk Northerners

Ah, cheers mate

1 hour left

We need to start batting aggressively if we want to win this one

>gets too waste infinite time by wiping your glasses

Truly a 5Head strategy. How long till this becomes the norm

REVIEW IT YA MUPPET

Cummins is the second best looking man on either side imo. Broad's just on another level.

cant stop thinking about chernobyl and the guy coughing up bits of lung and his wife picking it out

yeah it was bro

GONE

FUCK OFF

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My wife’s son needs this drug

ooooooooooooo.. ooooooooooooooooo... ooooooooooooo

honestly if we play lyon instead of zampa in the last test i wont be watching any of the summer of cricket and i will only be watching the melbourne stars games

mark my words

Same. Sometimes I want to fuck he. Also Alastair, KP and Stokesy. Even Moeen Ali is kinda cute desu.

>need a new bad lads, not sure this ones pinging them off the middle too well

business idea: radiation poisoning cricket

>28 RPS

68 mining lads

Can you post another early victory thread so we can laugh at you later?

>betting unsuspended
>draw at 3.55

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Swear if i got hit by a starc or cummins bouncer in this situation id reserve the right to a 15 minute recovery

god broad looks like hes shit himself

Pretty brainlet post.
He's not doing great in the past few innings but he's still easily the best slow bowler in the country.

I just want to fucking sleep. God I hate the English

stop bowling short you fucking retards

madoka's socks are so cute

Based

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Why are English Rugby/Cricket players so damn handsome?

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dw lads CUMMO will save the day

England have literally selected Shrek for their team.

money doesnt matter
the biggest lie youll ever be told
as if converting to buddhism willl help you when youre living in a literal bedsit in bulgaria
'ohh look at me im so woke'''
money is everything

the numbers don't lie lads

Who have the Australians sucked off to ensure that they're still playing out there? It's almost pitch black for Christ's sake

BASED PHYSIO

Bad light looms

BITTY

Get the emergency services out there RIGHT NOW. He could have been seriously bruised!

...

norman make-up of the public schoolboys

>giving englel an excuse for endless delays

low IQ cricket right here

when i visited london my hotel was across the street from a waitrose. i like waitrose

Just get 2 wickets

They're posh. Posh people are probably better-looking on average because posh men can attract qts with their wealth and status, who will have good-looking children.

Absolutely SEETHING that his fraud bowlers can't get out the big ugly Somerset man

Reminder that Z.R. Bowen is on the /cric/ XI (tail-end batsman, spin bowler).

HEALTH AND SAFETY

Come on Cummo phil hughes the cunt

lets keep bowling short lads, bound to get them I'm sure of it

>do you like my teeth user??

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*ducks his way to a draw*
Leach cannot be bested

wouldn't mind a wicket lads

>NO BALL

cooked

WHY ARE YOU BOWLING BOUNCERS
HE'S JUST GOING TO DUCK THEM

Let’s keep bowling no balls lads
Maybe we can let England win after all

imagine 2 parents having a child and nurturing him to become a big success in life but he grows up to become a weeb whose hobby is posting chinese cartoon girls on Yea Forums

loving all this wasted effort on short balls

L E A C H
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why does he keep bowling short what the fuck

casually interested in a wicket lads

STOP WITH THE FUCKING BOUNCERS

wanna fuck this goblin

She could chew an apple through a letterbox

What’s that red thing that everyone has in their ears? Commentary?

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP

BOWLING CUMMO, KEEP SMASHING IT INTO THE DECK MATE

they're setting him up for lbw. all part of the plan

I cant go through this again, I'm not strong enough

they obviously fucked up somehow, not enough or too many beatings

feeling a relative desire for a wicket lads

Both of my parents came from families dysfunctional in their own, completely opposite ways, so I was fucked over doubly. I never had a chance.

bowl short hit batsman
time wasting happens in the fading light

Does Australia not want to win?

have you ever heard a crowd cheer literally every ball

Aye, like the Snooker

THE HALFING WAS DEAR TO THEE

why do aussies call bouncers bumpers?

Ready to give up this semen slurping sport if they draw this.

Paine should do the right thing and offer a draw.

Make them play at every ball.

Do some captaincy Paine you inbread tassie.

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Communication line directly to Bumble so he can figure out how to get Smith out

have a burning desire for no more wickets to fall

Ashes cricket, Ryder cups, #AFL Grand finals and the #masters are my fav sporting contests on the planet. Agree?

Think these Pozzies are ready to come out of the oven now.

They look so fucking solid, most secure in the entire series.

BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY

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yeah, in the last test...

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kinda sorta almost want a wicket lads

The shipping forecast is great, Jim Maxwell would love it if he ever heard it.

Bowl six overs of bouncers followed by one yorker Cummo

All part of the plan

ADMIT IT YOURE COOKED YOURE FRIED YOU THINK CUMMINS MEDIUM PACE CAN HELP YOU?

it'd be poetic if we lost this series purely because of paine's captaincy

What's your favourite Elton John song user?

>englel fans celebrating every dot ball
oh how the mighty have fallen

did they mention how dark it was out there?

Now there's a real sport. /147/ is the best thread on this website during the main tournaments.

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Kek

certain MAN ITT has toil on the morrow
when i literally dont
i feel spitty disgust for your sorrow ..........everything will be ok in the end

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pretty keen on a wicket lads

This is all part of the plan lads
Taking it to a fifth test decider
Making it last to the fifth day
And losing it to England at the very end
Imagine what the attendance will be next Ashes.

LYON DROPPED IT, HE'S DONE, POOTED AND ROOTED HAHAHA

rocketman

english cricket crowds are elite

Just put the stream on lads
Blame me if it falls apart from here

Aggers did 10 mins ago or so. Jim definitely won't be doing that if he can help it.

did those dominoes fall?

Business idea: drop everyone and only play true somerset lads in the fifth test

BITTY!

strongly seeking a wicket lads

one wicket please

Its actually kind of amazing how a sport where people are literally doing nothing can be so exciting

What's the opposite of a bodyline? Just do that.

Zachy: How do you bowl?

tiny dancer

NANNY!

youtube.com/watch?v=5JCm5FY-dEY

Night lads.

It is a very good general but don't put /cric/ down

Tiny Dancer

kek

>soon

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This Song Has No Title

I don't like him personally but his music is good.

Business idea: Schedule a Sixth Test if necessary to keep England's Ashes hopes alive

Can’t believe they’re not bowling yorkers every other ball. They’d miss one of them.

ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE FOR A WICKET LADS

STOP BOWLING SHORT FFS

Funeral for a friend/love lies bleeding

redhead fuckpig

PLEASE MORE SHORT STUFF THANK YOU STARC

My son needs this drug.
I hope it doesn't cost too much.
I hope my prescription can pay for it.

pure brian lara cricket 99 tactics there lad

southwest only

/duckdeep/ has replaced /batdeep/

rate this meme lads

Business idea: keep bowling bouncers

that's a great album opener

JUST GET A FUCKEN WICKET YA FUCKEN CUNTS FUCK

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cock gets harder and harder at the end of every over

i literally fathom why they keep bowling short

elite

Serey

Corned beef and cheese stuffed jacket potatoes

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primer is literally the greatest film ever
its standalone and cerebral

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TAKE SUM FAKIN WICKETS

Loving these bouncers tbqhwy

They don't call him Tim "the big brain" Paine for nothing.

that's not how you spell pulp fiction m8

Because these top order batsmen are looking solid as fuck behind the length balls

S I X O' C L O C K
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O'
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dire

Rude of the cameraman to stare at that Aussie with the funny birthmarks on his face.

*ball bounces*
*ducks*
*wipes glasses*

wow survived another one! : thought Jack Leach on this dark and dreary day

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why not bowl at the stumps and make the batsmen actually have to play at deliveries? its not like runs matter at all

THE BALL IS DOING FUCKING NOTHING ITS NOT SEAMING ITS NOT SWINGING ITS NOT VARIABLE BOUNCING ITS NOT TURNING WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PITCHES

crazy how that be

Business idea: Install patches of sandpaper on the pitch so the ball will be abraded if it strikes them.

why are they so autistic bros?

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Because Langer and Paine are actual retards.

I timed that pretty well iidssms

BOWL ON THE BLOODY STUMPS

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=hFredbE3goM

the old ball was reverse swinging heaps and the fucking dumbcunt paine took the new ball

myself is one word retard

Draw looming

the spuds would eat/10, but your mushrooms look burnt and your tomatoes look uncooked, did you mix your timers?

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yeah BOWL AT THE BLOODY STUMPS

>England's total is tied with Australia's first innings
BASED

Do they need to bowl all the overs or will they be able to go off for bad light soon?

>Lose the last match from bouncing the tailenders every ball
DEJA VU

It's not autism. They're just Aussies - desperately unfunny, boring attention-seekers.

Reckon they should be aiming at six and half meters

fuck sake going to be a draw

It's this awesome new ball they took.

Wish I was married.

Kill yourself
Kys

Weird huh?

>the spuds would eat/10
lul ofc

SACRIFICE!
COLD COLD HEART HARD DONE BY YOU

Hey look it’s zachy’s mum

umpires deliberately gave him a dud

wew lad

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so true

paine looms

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they went off at around 6.45 yesterday so probably about 40 minutes left

Don't worry, only another 50 overs until they get this one reversing again.

THIS

I don't fucking get this.... can a cricket playing fag let me know why they don't mix it up?

Bowl one into his feet now and then

Shabby Labia to pull a Michael Clarke @ the SCG against India lads

Tbh must be fucking elite hearing the entire crowd go up whenever you leave the ball

It will likely be bad light, they can go as late as 1930 I think so they should get the overs in if it stays sunny.

they can go off for bad light, they went off around 10 to 7 yesterday, so about 45 minutes.

DRAW DOWN TO 2.75 LADS

Labo??????

Why take a new ball and then bowl bouncers with it for an hour? They're up to something

>bringing lambshanks on
yeah we're done, can't believe I stayed up for this

based

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>Labuschagne! Interesting move from Australia

AHAHAHAH TIME FOR LABUSCHANGE WTF IS GOING ON

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has australia considered bowling the ball at the stumps

A pitch invasion would improve this game

SURELY NOT

Old style cricket, I like it

draws are not a drawl b

Fuckin Paine yelling “CATCH” every single ball

watched both of them but primer mogs on it
the three greatest recent films are as follows

primer
melancholia
american honey

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Lambushacggnnege is at least making this ball move a bit

What the fuck is going on lmao

GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF YOU FOUREYED CUNT

HE'S LITERALLY GOING TO DO IT

1 more wicket

Based good christian boy.

It's all ogre boys

There's no way they will survive 16 ogres

FUCK YES

THE GENIUS TIM PAINE

Get ready for a broken fucking heart

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AUSTRALIA YOU BEAUTY

B A S E D
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M A R N Y
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:'[

BASED LABUSCHAGNE

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SUPERB CAPTAINCY

LAB OF SHAME

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IT'S COMING HOME

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

MARNUS

BASED SMITH CLONE

LOOSE BUS CHANGE

bollocks

Oh fuck

It’s over

I remember when Broad could bat

Literallyshagnewarne

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ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
youtube.com/watch?v=f47U--Ur7OI

PART TIMERS BEST TIMERS

F
U
G

Not like this

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LAMBSHANKS
>LAMBSHANKS
LAMBSHANKS
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LAMBSHANKS
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>LAMBSHANKS
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>Playing a ball that is bouncing chest high
Just let it hit you desu.

APOLOGISE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING AT THIS CUNT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
>Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!
Labuschagne to Leach, OUT, caught by short leg! What a move by Paine to bring on the leggie!

>clarke wagner commerical on during the break

HAPPENING

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA ENGLAND
>GET A BROWN DOG UP YA ENGLAND
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA ENGLAND
>GET A BROWN DOG UP YA ENGLAND
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Siffifrican cheating

LAMB-BUTANE

He didn't even hit that, was straight off the pads. Cheating Aussies yet again

Reminder: Stuart Broad has a test 169 to his name

GOLDEN DUCK

Based

GET IN HERE LADS.
THERE IS 100% NO WAY WE CAN POSSIBLY LOSE AND THAT IS A MADOKA PROMISE.

labushagne is on fire

BASED LAMP OF SHAME

>Broad
>facing more than 10 deliveries

Reckon Burns should get that sun blocking device he had in the Simpsons

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IF SMITH DIDNT GET HURT HE WOULDNT BE PLAYING
ITS ALL THEIR OWN FAULT

Im sorry my inferior brain could not understand the true genius of Tim Paines captaincy

thats what we need right now, runs

IT'S TOO FUCKIN DARK ESPECIALLY FOR BROADY YOU KNOW HE'S FRAGILE

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>CRIM SAFE

I give Broad three overs

archer bounced the ashes away

What the fucks happening out there lads I canr see

>all this delay

SAME OLD POMMIES

I give him three balls.

HOW IS BROADY SUPPOSED TO SEE IN THIS

If I were Broad, in this situation I think my strategy would be to try to not get out

ITS TOO DARK

HE COULDNT SEE THE FUCKING BALL

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why didnt you listen to me

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I will literally hunt you down and murder you.

Why are poms such cheating bastards?

Turn on the TV haha

Fucking criminal to make a PTSD sufferer face bouncers in this light. Disgusting.

Kill yourself weeb fuck

Explain to me all these late night ads for buying houses, home insurance and home renovations on ch9. I though everyone up at this hour was an abysmal failure at life like me.

Thought my TV screen was broken, but it turns out it's just this abysmal light that they're expected to play in

Imagine if Root didn't get 3 ducks in a row lol

pitch black out there lads
get some fucking light meters out

>Zain Munawari: "These kind of thrilling test matches will certainly enhance the beauty of test cricket."
Can I get a “SO TRUE” for Zain?

Can't believe you did this again you fucking prick

BRING ON THE PHYSIO

fuck off lyon

put lumber shane back in

>muh dukes
>muh overcast conditions
>muh fortress edgbaston
>muh pacey nigger
>muh all rounders
>muh root

Based england lads

bring back labuschagnewarne

>bowling two overs in a row

Are your captchas getting harder?

Marnus with a career test bowling average of 26.

Hope Root is publicly executed on the wicket for his performance

Poothetic little worm

Why are all spin bowlers ugly cunts?

Think about it.

Is somebody shoots a crossbow bolt on the pitch, would it be match abandoned and ended in a draw? Asking for a mate

still nervous lads

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the wicket is just mental gymnastics by Englel

Can feel the Overton window closing lads

>Marnus
>Warne

Bit hard to see the ball when it's so dark

You realise Shane Warne exists right?

All the handsome bowlers are pace ones too.

No, but my cock is as I watch these BASED tail-enders making mincemeat of the COWARD Australian bowlers

Just about to take off. Get ready for BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

based maxwell mate

apparently adolf hitler was a pretty nice bloke contrary to popular belief

HAZELWOOD WHAT THE FUCK

Warnie is an Adonis.

>Fast bowler
Umpires need to call them off NOW. Can't see shit.

GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK RIGHT OFF

TRY AGAIN IN 18 MONTHS

based G-ENEA

zampa is v. cute

BASED

how many runs do we need to win lads

Business Idea: Let Warner bowl an over to Broad

Good thing they took Marnus off for some more short-pitched stuff.
Wouldn't want to end it too quickly.

england will need to increase their run rate if they want to win

Overton needs to protect Broad from the quicks

186

get the physio on

about 13 more overs

THE ASHES HAVE COME HOME

Are they even taking the light levels out there??

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Looks out.

Going to be umpire's call.
England robbed AGAIN.

GONE

Behead Root

BASED HAZLEWOOD

Fuck off Dom Joly you fat twat

WE GOT IT GONE GONE ASHES RETAINED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>make a cuppa
>miss the wicket
>come back
>sit down with cuppa and piece of cake ready for some play
>wicket and its all over

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haha time for ball-tracking shenanigans
another 140km/h offie spinning 3ft

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NO BALL

WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES WE'VE WON THE FUCKING ASHES

REDEMPTION FOR THE COWARD TIM PAINE

All of england on pooicide watch right now lads

CELEBRATION THREAD LADS
MADOKA HAS OFFICIALLY SAVED /CRIC/

GONE FUCK OFF WE WIN

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Why is Englel screwing up at home. I wanted them to win :(

that's WAY too high
fuck this cheating sport
nobody cares about tests anyway

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Series ruined. Would've been a lot better if England could hold on.

I blame Burns, Root and Buttler.

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Congrats ozzies, well deserved

GET A BROWN BANANA UP YA
ON YA BIRTHDAY
CUNTS

gg

root should swing though

KILL YOURSELF WEEB FUCK

And Roy.

now give back your fraudulent world cup win you hacks

GOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF ENGLAND

BREXIT YOURSELF OUT OF REALITY YOU FUCKING NONCE MAGNET

VICTORY VICTORY

NOT PICTURED: KEKNER, BANNEDCROFT

Fucking England. I supported you bastards and this is the thanks I get?

I miss Simon Katić :((

Based Paine lads

TIM PAINE HAS RETAINED THE ASHES ON HIS BIRTHDAY

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new coach
new captain
new selectors

that should fix things

>Steve Smith thanking the umpires
Really makes you think.

TIME TO GET MUNTED LADS.

BASED GOAT AUSTRALIA

>well deserved

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>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AUSTRALIAN
GET FUCKED ENGLEL

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*closes the thread*

Good game. Shame the Oval won't count for anything but you can't win the Ashes collapsing like that. Fuck.

This script suck

Watch England finally drop the dead weight, when it's too late, and get a consolation victory at the Oval. Fucking ECB shits.

Clear inside edge
Robbed tbqh

The selections were baffling at almost every stage. Denly & Overton were probably the breakouts.

based street shitter

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Wonder if England could've held on if Stokes didn't walk.

punished poot

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REMINDER THAT SMITH'S LOWEST SCORE THIS MATCH OUTSCORED ANY ENGLISH PLAYER IN BOTH INNINGS THIS MATCH

>you now remember headingley

18 YEARS
18 YEARS

SHES GOT ONE OF YOUR KIDS GOT YOU FOR 18 YEARS

>when you didn't really want the Australian team to win but you JUST LOVE watching England lose

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Paine would have reviewed it anyway

wasn't even scared

>green
>spin

oh sweet summer child

WHERE IS THE LAUGH AT ENGLEL THREAD?????

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>sir tim paine

If Smith and Cummins were English, then I think England would probably have won that Test. Just think about that for a moment.

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sit down pommy

...

Paine was the only one who appealed for it. The rest of the team had no interest in it and the umpire would've given it not out.
Paine would've chickened out of reviewing it.

MOTM Should go to Cummins
MOTS to Smith

>interviewing paine

See this is why I didn't want them to win, can't stand listening to the cunt.

doing a big think lads. cricket is the only sport india play and australia play pretty much everything and yet australia has the number 1 bowler and batter in the world. pissrat on pooicide watch.

Smith is English too kek

Nah still Smith

Bad luck England - tough ask on a fifth day wicket

this I noticed

Warne is far to pleased with himself

Allah won't save you English dogs

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FUCK AUSTRALIA AMIRITE

>double ton
>almost a run a ball 80 when australia desperately needed quick runs
smith carried the side so much this game its not even funny

why does warner think he has any right to smile or celebrate

kek

PUBLIC ENEMY

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>Bring in a pacy ngubu
>Doesn't contribute when graft is needed
Fuck even the street shitter panesar contributed to that draw. Honestly the most embarrassing race.

If Cumdog didnt get those two wickets first over
it would have been a draw

it deflected a few inches, I don't think Paine is that retarded. Although he did review the leg-side lbw kek.

lol

sit down sassanach

Not saying to this be a bad loser, but I didn't think Australia were even that great this series.
But we were so shit that it even burnt through the home advantage.

WESTMEAD EXPRESS

WESTMEAD EXPRESS

its not fair bros

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Hey Stokesy, I'm not particularly fond of homosexuals!

>tick this of my bucket list

If Smith didn’t play we wouldnt deserve to play cricket

all you had to do was search to not look foolish

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Ashes threads have been much more comfy than the World Cup threads when the India poofags from /int/ turned up and were literally shitting up the threads being rude about every other nation.

smith was absolutely GOAT though and cumGOD and hazelGOD were elite as well.

So what the fuck did our big brave captain do? Oh look a duck that's nice

The real ashes was the banter we had along the way

This was the price of winning the world cup

If we didn't have Cummins we would have had no chance

don't think i will be able to sleep

STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES STEVE SMITH WON THE ASHES

Yet, you love Lambshanks

The Assassination of English Cricket by the Coward Joe Root

we'll just have to win it by tying it up at the oval and scoring more boundaries

>Home advantage
We didn't even have much of that because the groundsmen failed to prepare proper 'English' pitches. Bayliss was even saying that he asked for a green pitch this Test and doesn't know why he didn't get one.

>interviewers asking loaded questions because they've already written the narrative and just need soundbites
>"is this the best series you've bowled EVAAA!?"

cringe desu
This is why women should be at home raising children

Ahem, a GOLDEN duck m8
Please get it right

As much as I loath your new pet it's your top 4 that needs to ask the questions of itself.

Now that they've lost the ashes, where will England import players from next?

A bit gay tbqh.

Not saying this to be a bitter winner, but your exactly right.
Australia was bad bar a few players, England was terrible bar a few players.

Where the fuck do you think we would be without Smith

Where do you think we would be without Cummins?
You NEED 20 wickets to win test cricket m8

Shame it's decided so early, I was really enjoying Steve Smith and Pat Cummins vs Ben Stokes 2019, it's my favorite series

well done australia youve ruined my day

>the joke
>your head

love marnus lads

Without cummins this game would have been a draw
Without smith we would have lost miserably.
Pretty simple really

>'We did it Steve, we've won....and yet all these moments will pass us.....like the Specsavers Ashes Series 2019 of time....'

Turned off my illegal stream and walked out

youtube.com/watch?v=PyHr-4SeILI

words simply cannot express how much i love england and all of its culture. losing to australia literally does not matter. we surrendered our cricket prowess to an island

Tell me about South African Australians

Lamb shanks motm

>A easily replaceable bowler vs. literally the second best batsmen of all time

You still NEED 20 wickets to win test cricket
Bowlers>Batsmen
Cummins should get MOTM

marnus is a future skipper no doubt

elite cricket enthusiasts
elite japanese girls enthusiasts

Can the poms please post all the salty backpages from the papers tomorrow? Really don't want to miss the cannibalization

just noticed a classmate from school who was snapped up by leicestershire got released in 2017, now he's playing locally but its so low level i can't find any 2019 info on it.
>First-class
>Bowling average 55.52
>Batting average 12.40
howling at this shitter

maybe the real ashes was the friends we made on the way

Marnus looks so happy lads ;_;

why are australia pretensing like they won the series already. utter selusional nonces

Alright lets get this shit started the fail that is englel

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Used to loathe them
Suddenly love them

Wickets win games

Reckon cummins will be rested for game 5

Maybe the real Ashes was the the 100+ hours I wasted watching it when I really needed to get a grip on my life.

BASED Ruru poster

Marnus just seems like a truly nice and wholesome guy

AUSTRALIA HAVE REGAINED THE ASHES ON JOS BUTTLER'S BIRTHDAY!

and they arent even that good at cricket. they will never be a part of the most prestigious and important tournament which is the ashes. i do however feel sorry for them. could not fathom being indian.

Perth ones are a bit wankerish, but others are chill and cool people.

will be staying up for the presentation

KEK

Beefy looking ready to return to the golf course

>celebrating winning some little urn full of dead jews

hmmmm.......

>You live in the timeline in which a 'captain' like Paine has retained the Ashes in England
Not sure how to feel lads

This is what happens when you give an autist a year off to practice

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stove playing a completely different game

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retroactive coverage will just refer to "smith-led australians retained the ashes in 2019"

NOW
THIS
IS
BASED

Perth ones are hot

>Smith cant score fas-

NEW SOUTH WELSHMEN RETAINING THE ASHES YET AGAIN

>labushagne still at 4 despite playing 5/8 of the innings Root has
that's gonna be a hard KEK from me dawg

lol

Credit where credit is due lads, well done Australia

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dear boro

>Smith
>Most runs
>Highest average
>Highest strike rate
>Only 5 innings played

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

So true

i am so fucking happy lads

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>averaging 134
it's not fair

>tfw his average would be even higher if he didnt play a selfless innings this test and just gone for his ton instead

brexited from the ashes there lads wahey

I feel bad for poot he looks like he wants to cry

>Root crying

the brown dog is up ya

>less 6s than stokes
fraud, drop him

>AUSTRALIA HOLD THE ASHES FOR ANOTHER 18 MONTHS
>NEXT SERIES IS DOWN UNDER

Looks like we are keeping for half a decade lads

>captains knock 0 (1)

KEK POOT

>aus 5 innings
>eng 8 innings
>eng 8 innings
>aus 5 innings
>eng 8 innings
>eng 8 innings

This would be funnier if it didn't simultaneously mean all the other Australian batsmen are shit.

The Coward Joe Root ensuring the complete and utter death of English cricket

weather idea: rain for the next week so we automatically win the series

Booing Root.
Based.

FLUMOXED

Embarrassing that they need 8 innings to come close to one player and just sit there in awe of another

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based labuschagne is a queenslander

england loses
england remains centre of the globe
full strength mo amir mogs on any fast bowler who has ever existed
the world keeps turning

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>look back on certain moments that could have gone slightly differently
LEACH YOU CUNT AHHHHH

It happens, mate

grounds empty

execute poot
execute pooy
execute shitstow
execute pootler

>Paine of Aussie captains in the last 18 years retained/won the Ashes in England
Fuck me, would be grim if i wasn't happy as fuck

0 (1)

Bancroft
Harris
Lasagne
Smith
Wade
Head
Paine
Pattinson
Starc
Lyon
Hazelwood

Thats your team game 5 lads

>Spinner bowling a no-ball in 2019 with how lax no-ball rule is today
deserves to be executed along Root and Co.

NSW GOAT

>mfw queenslander living in nsw the last ten years

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>england remains cetre of the globe
>the world keeps talking
>time goes on
>just another day going by

>still haven't left the European Union

cummins in for patties

ENGLANDS BRAVE CRICKET CAPTAIN JOE ROOTS CONTRIBUTION TO ENGLANDS PURSUIT OF WINNING THE ASHES
0 (1)

Rested m8

More like
Bancroft
Khawaja
Labuschagne
Smith
Warner
Wade
Paine
Pattinson
Cummins
Hazlewood
Lyon

worried he'll be gassed

does it?

underrated. I'll wipe you last.

No need to rest Cummins, he himself wants to play as much cricket and has been doing so greatly so far

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it just did, mate

england need to drop the following players (minimum):
denly
roy
bairstow
buttler

i love steve smith lads

Smith looks genuinely sad that he can't play cricket because of all this stupid ceremony shit
Hope Siddle is running to the store to get him some chocolate

Denly goes alright sometimes I reckon

lmao yeah he was fuming
just want to go home and eat his block of chocolate

>dispirited booing in the distance
KEKEK Loseland is FINISHED, country is done. DONE!

When Smith travels to England, does he use his UK or Australian passport?

>even his name looks autistically aesthetic when you copy past it over and over

Based

>Smith doesn't like cricket so he aims to stay in the middle for as long as possible

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

S M I T H
M
I
T
H

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>smith: I don’t like watching cricket
dabbing on all these incel NEETs in here who stayed up until 4am to watch this

kek he literally just said having a year off unlocked his true power

smith is probably on his way to GOAT status

literally carried australia on his own

convict cunts

OH NO

>2 hundreds from 2 games at the oval
More centuries by Smith on the cards lad
Win the toss, elect to bat, send him out to open

>smith: OH NO I LOVE WATCHING IT

;)

How can one man be so goddamn based
he just plays so he doesn't have to watch cricket

Oval is a notorious road

You dont need to get it stamped anymore, so aus i reckon

he's been better than the others listed but still fairly shithouse

don't rate him as an opener either

for me , its going to bed crying about mo amirs lost potential. the left armed malcolm marshall

im seething ffs

im really suicidal

Got 18 months to practice lad

>send him out to open
Keep him where he is m8, the openers for both sides have been so dogshit awful this series that it's basically been innings with 8 wickets.

livestream.com

we're a meme white ball country now, no ashes for 10+ years

Denly somewhat proved himself today I think. I'd keep him but agree with the others.

think cricket is finished as a sport in this country after this

who's this boomer rocker?

I'm new into cricket but shan't be going off the sport. Doubt I'm alone.

Jeff Lynne

Nothing England loves more than getting behind a bunch of plucky inferiors. It's like pornography. Cricket's gonna get huge.

legit looks like the archetype

This is the post

nadal is going to win the US open and all hope is literally lost
i pray to god medvedev will go fulll davydenko mode and blow that Med wanker off the court. nadal his no right winning on hard court

hate t20
hate ODI
love test cricket
but even then:
>tests vs countries other than australia: practice for the ashes
>tests vs australia: peak of sport

We'll have an unchanged batting lineup, mate.

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>I'm so glad I found you
>glad I ever met you
>so glad to have you in my life

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Most new cricket fans are mainly exposed to whiteball nonsense and think proper cricket is boring.

Incredibly upset
Haven’t said a word to my mum and dad as they served me mini chicken kievs and chips
Crying into my Stella now

There's no stopping the Spansih bull now.

Legit made my mouth water reading that.

Shall be celebrating with 2 (two) zinger pies

seething brits answer me this - who are you most angry about?
I feel like I can share your seethe after some of the Australian performances recently.

getting some wog vibes from this house

fuck that bogan slut yet?

The team selections. I can't condemn players for not being up to it, that's out of their control, but how the fuck could anyone apply the 'don't change a winning team' maxim after that miracle at Headingley? We barely, barely escaped thanks to one man, and somehow that justifies keeping Roy et al in the side, even though they were shit and nearly cost us the series. And eventually did cost us the series at the next opportunity.

actually believe Daniel Medvedev will win
slavs have rich hard court history with marat safin and kafelnkiov
nadal is a literal fraud

you may have your wires crossed, I'm Adelaide Boomer

What world cup?

probably poot, and jimmy for having exploding ligaments.

>Adventures in Rainbow Country
this sounds gay af

He's got a CUccCK STAMP on his flag

How we celebrating AusLads?

Yeah that's pretty what what I thought...
Well OUR selectors should have dropped Warner when it was clear he had become Broad's bunny and yet I'm still not sure if they'll drop him for the next test.

New Zealand's

Thank fuck that's over lads we can get back to sebbo posting

...

Fuck off sebbo

I'm not sebbo

just made some carbonara with cream and frozen peas

Do you even have a replacement for Warner? Bancroft and Harris haven't been much better as openers.

Don't even care about the Ashes because Worcestershire are going to retain the T20 Blast, and that's more important

T20 is old hat, granddad. It's all about The Hundred™ now.

If I went out there and scored a single run I'd already be doing better than him.

Based bard simplson a simple man

burns

Based brainlet

based bard
sing me some sufjan stevens you based cunt

umm joe burn related to rory burn?

>tfw you will never Vitality Blast over Giles Coren's smug smirk, getting a bit in his psychopathic eyes and sharing a entendre joke about poor service from waiters in a hurry.

Up the sauces!
Go on you fighting pears!

Would love to but I'm not allowed, got jannied the last time I tried to pass a rain delay with a few comfy songs. Was warned that I'd be banned from /cric/ forever more if I repeated my actions

Good lads

Very bad lad, Worcestershire aren't represented in that tournament so it's a no from me. Shall be boycotting

nice, hope your mother's boyfriend enjoys it

Oh yeah. Mad that he can't get in the side.

Unironically Aaron Finch for my money; need a right hander in there and if he plays like he usually does in redball cricket - one or two beautiful drives down the ground before getting bowled through the gate, chopping on, or shelling one through the air to cover, he'll be doing better than David "can't even survive one over" Warner.

I want to bang his sister while David Mitchell wanks in the corner.

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Just had a massive, stinking Warner boys

Got an ECB team selection brewing

feeling like I might have to drop a the entire state of England right now lads

Welcome to Whoop Whoop is a film with a good example of bogan chick speak.
>c'mon and part me beef curtains
>root me stupid
>fuck me dry

awww ye fuck me muut

burger king usa you can get for $2 a taco and ten chicken nuggets. Yeah, I'm watching some gridiron.

Jos Buttlers such a qt. Hes like a little puppy. Feel sorry for him today and in general that he hasnt been able to be consistent in test cricket.

now that the dust has settled, well done australia

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Looking at this inning in isolation, he didn't really embarrass himself today. Neither did Roy /considering/. Denly was great.
Overton & Leach were the standouts though, 8th and 10th really did >us proud.

didn't know that connection, boy do those posh wankers love each other

Looking at how we play we really could have got a draw if a couple pleople didnt needlessly give away their wickets *ahemecoughcoughsplutter ROOT STOKES BURNS THE CUNT coughsplutttercough* sorry. Also hate the way archer bats.

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It feels like they are shoving one day players into the team hoping one of them turns into KP

reckon we need less all rounders desu

Yeah the ones whose usual job it is to step up didn't bother, and the rest did. It's a bit weird really. Possibly fatigue? I'll let Stokes at least off with that.
I'd argue Archer doesn't deserve another call-up if he doesn't get wickets (plural) in the dead rubber test because his batting really is dogshit terrible.

If we're all being honest with ourselves, if Moeen Ali were in this team England would still be in a shot for winning the Ashes. His electric performance on Friday night against the Sussex Frauds proved that

England sorely missed Moeen's 3(9)s and 51-0 10 over bowling spells

nah pooeen would have given away more than leach and would have made the loss worse