Baltimore Ravens @ Miami Dolphins Official Game Thread

yes kraut, this is the defining game of the season
every phins game is lmao

>he's alive AND quints
absolutely raw power

Yes, every game that the Ravens play in is the most important.
[spoiler]It's actually Patriots vs Steelers, but that doesn't start for another several hours, so watch this for now[/spoiler]

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Comfy matchup thread

>tfw wanted to see earl thomas
>my shitty state only shows rams v panthers
>have to find a fucking reddit stream now

god fucking dammit all

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SO FUCKING TRUE

they used to spam hentai whenever they lost

reporting in for another season

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Rosen is going to pick up a bad injury in this game, calling it now.

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the raven fears the cartoon dolphin

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nflbite.com/miami-dolphins-vs-baltimore-ravens-live-stream/

reddit streams has moved here la, mods are cracking down

Here for the Dolphin tanking. Don't fuck this up, Baltimore.

>Line: BAL -7 · O/U: 40.5
Am I missing something here?

>LAMAR JACKSON'S A YOUNG MILLENIAL HE'S PLAYED THESE VIDEOGAMES HE'S HIT THE HURDLE BUTTON YOU PRESS THAT TURBO BUTTON AND YOU GO
love to listen to analysis

how we doing guys

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they're expecting the ravens to be super run heavy and clock milking like last year

Have they really? I know they killed the mma streams. But I've been using it for mlb all season and used it for preseason without issue.

cfbstreams died/moved yesterday and someone was moaning about nflstreams being full of fakeads in the general but it seems to still be up now

The average is around 45pts so maybe this isn't too far off after second thought. Ravens scored less than 20 only twice last year and I guess you can't sleep on Fitz/DaVante...

>Devante
a literal non factor

>his team doesn't share a name with a cute 2D girl
sad
>T.D. (for The Dolphin) is the official mascot of the National Football League's Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins' official website jokingly states that T.D. was signed on April 18, 1997 by former head coach Jimmy Johnson. The Dolphins conducted a "Name the Mascot" contest that drew over 13,000 entries, covering all 50 states and 22 countries. 528 names were suggested and the winning entry was announced at the annual Dolphins Awards Banquet on June 4, 1997.
What the fuck? They held a naming contest and "The Dolphin" was what they chose at the mascot's name?

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>DaVante
Unless he decided to stop being shit, he's nothing to worry about.

god i want a hot raven cosplayer to just crush my head with her thighs

Season Over

>justice hill on returns
pretty sure he didn't do them in college lol

Ok hill

Let’s learn from that

LAND DRAGON

LAND DRAGON

Watch Pro7MAXX its easier to start there

Just checked got redirected to the link in Buff is still there though. As long as I see that name i feel better.

Guy can stretch the field though. How get him the ball is another story

God running behind yanda and Zeus Jr is sex

You're still alive user? I thought Dorian rendered you homeless?

What happen to flacco?

he is kill

Denver

he stopped passing over 10 yards after the SB win

Broncos

never heard of her

He didn't fly so good last season so they sent in Jackson and he flew pretty good so Flacco got traded to Denver in the off-season.

got replaced end of last season
broncos now

if we don't score a TD here the season is over

Gonna be a long season

Bully us more Ravens.

That’s just fine

You're good for a token win against the pats though.

kek for some reason I thought the Ravens were playing at 4pm so I was watching Tits-Browns

Browns offence already scored a TD (OBJ looking scary good btw) but missed the PAT

Wow, why are the dolphins so terrible? I saw they won 7 games last year, that's not that bad so did something happen during off-season?

Rebuild.

Baker should’ve been picked off on his first throw

They decided to hard commit to tanking this offseason
Weirdly did so after trading for Rosen

Thanks for reminding me the browns were on. Switching now. Also maholmes already threw a 68 yd td. 3 play drive.

so fucking weird without suggs

lol fitz

God bless you Fitztragic.

EARLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FUCK YES

LOL

I love you earl

I love you so much

KEK

I miss CJ

>tfw no Fitzmagic this year

Are the Dolphins tanking, or are they just really bad?

yes and also yes

god why, what do we do dolphins bros? its the same thing every year

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we are so bad lol jesus

Dolphins gonna get blown out every week

i expected nothing and i'm still utterly let down

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if you were expecting anything other thank 14 losses this year i feel bad for you

This team is legit going 0-16.

See y'all niggas next year.

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HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

OH THIS GONNA BE A FUN SEASON

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HOLLYWOOD

I’m not shitposting the dolphins are going 0-16

lmao don't care if they take that back with the flag

Fuck it we’re going to the owl

Would rather them be 2-14 instead of 7-9 like always.

you guys tanking for tua or herbert?

Is this the /comfy/ thread? I think it is.

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Wait is Lamar Jackson good or bad? Should I watch this game or the Darnold-Allen one?

every year
exemplary stuff from the dolphins

How do you even have internet right now?

We're finally giving up the season and tanking. This is a happy occasion.

>Phins

at least we got the superbowl this year

who /305/ here?!?

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He's floating on the door of his house rn with his phone

Only 2 Islands got direct hit retard.

I'm from Nassau, the Capital. Learn 2 news.

When will the nfl step in a do something about this franchise?

>wanting Justin Herbert

Dolphins can take their pick of Tua, Fromm or Ehlinger. Herbert and Jordan Love are memes

Lamar Jackson is a good wide receiver.

I know this must hurt, Dolphinfags. I'm mainly an Orioles guy, so I know how hard it is to lose. But I'm glad it's not happening to >us right now

What happened to the ZNS TV reporters in Freeport. Are they kill?

Mosley had a pick 6 bud vedvik missed the pat

Hilarious

Surprised it took this long for Jimmy Smith to get hurt, desu

>fans
>in miami

CJ Mosley just returned a pick six for the Jets.

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>taking Josh Allen 25 picks ahead of jackson because he's white

lmao. Ravenfags in here thinking beating up on the dolphins means anything.

Keep drinking bro. Let the alcohol keep running.

Judon wants that Zadarius Smith money

Fuck yes

cope

rent free

seething

can only beat who is in front of you

Dilate

miami bros, were about to get fucked by a bird arent we?

>it's that time of year where i get triple disappointment from f1, dolphins, and nascar

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>still going strong as the fu manchu
I miss him too bro, even if I'm looking forward to life without him. Guy represented what the Ravens were about. Big dicks and keeping it cool.

Miss us yet?

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I didn't expect the defense to be this shit, but whatever.

yes

LAMAR DRAGON

Tannehill looks almost identical to a childhood friend of mine and every time I see him I get confused as hell.

A Nigger bird on top of that.

I'm too lazy to think of another trip tbqh lmao

If Trace McSorley ever starts for us maybe I'll change it because I genuinely think hes going to be incredible

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

LAMAR THE GOAT JACKSON

>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw

JESUS CHRIST

lol

sorry phins bros

HOLLYWOOD

LAMAR
FUCKING
JACKSON

GET FUCKEEEDDDDDDDDD

>LAMAR IS A WIDE RECEIVER

I still can't bring myself to delete everything.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MIAMI

i agree i knew our offense was going to be garbage but this defense is fucking terrible

wow LOL

Llama llama llama

dabbed on

There's no need to be upset.

niggas haven't been running this fast in Miami since Stone Ocean

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Whatever gets us the #1 pick, I guess. Though it's possible team morale is incredibly low with the fire sale and obvious tank moves.

doesnt this guy also cover indycar

BASED

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>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

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our year lads

I'm honestly anxious about considering starting a QB competition. Lamar deserves the chance to develop and QB controversies typically hurt teams way more than they help them,

10/10 my guy

Holy fuck dolphins. What is your D-line doing?

Can Lamar Jackson throw as far as Flacco? If so are we looking at the next elite qb?

holy jesus this is a massacre

this took me out

Dolphins aren't even trying

Why bother?

G-guys, i-is Fitzpatrick gonna do it to us?

Playing for other teams.

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

the trouble with intentionally tanking in the nfl is that you end up with 11 players getting absolutely battered on every play

Just watch Red Zone until the true kino Pats-Stillers

THEY'RE GETTING REKT BY LELMAR JACKSCOON
OMEGA LOL

THE PEANUT BUTTER

>shitfins

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that's jiffing good, I'd say

Final score - 77-0

can't wait to see this post 20 more times this year

Fitz is probably gonna retire from injuries after this year.

Jackson is going to be bigger than Brady.

Ravens play the Dolphins 20 times this year?

H O L L Y W O O D

kinda glad rosen isn't starting, he had no oline in college no oline in arizona and he'd have the same in miami if he starts, poor git

Quint's of truth and justice

Farther actually

There's nothing to gain starting Rosen right now, though it really makes you wonder why they even traded for him.

EVERY BODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

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thank you greatest ally

The absolute state of the state of Florida

*sigh* the post didn't say anything about the dolphins.. I'm implying the ravens and lamar are gonna beat every team...

DRAGON

once again

Holy shit I didn't know the fins would be THIS bad

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need for sneed

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS
LMAO
M
A
O

>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw

CHUCKFAGS BTFO

Seriously though no memes Bama would beat the Dolphins

LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS LOLPHINS

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

jesus christ if we're gonna tank can we at least score two touchdowns so that we at least look like we're trying, wow

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SNEED AND FEED

SNEADS FEED AND SEED

STOP IT LAMAR

THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD

Can’t throw tho guys

>MIAMI

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wait until the ravens play a real team

S N E E D

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This looks like a high school game

>had a piss at quarter's end
>came back to see TD replay

Ma boi Big Ben will take care of the Ravens

*actions* I'm implying your memenigger is going to look like a bum when he isn't playing this godawful defense every week.

Act like your team could throw up 28 points less than 20 minutes into the game on anyone.

In an alternate reality, the Dolphins took Matt Ryan #1 and didn’t pick up Pennington or Jake Long.
Where would the team be now?

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Miami going 0-16 lmao

>>LAMAR
>>JACKSON
>>CANNOT
>>PASS
>
>>OLD
>>BAY
>>IS
>>WRONG

>LAMAR
>JACKSON
>CANNOT
>PASS

>OLD
>BAY
>IS
>WRONG

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Based

Good.

It will be interesting to see if the dolphins can match the Lions and browns perfect seasons or not

I still don't understand this meme.

Holy shit.

>1 quarter into the nfl season
>already getting close to his best college blowout
>espn.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=400937484

lol

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>snead

dolphins made a play!

>The Dolphins are past the 50

ohgodohfuckitsoverbros.jpg

Anyone know why Humphrey switched to #44? I respect a CB wearing a high number but there has to be a reason. Was it Pop's number?

Hahah fuck the honduran nigger of Flores

Miami has the Dolphins
The Greatest Football Team
We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one's ever seen
We're in the air, we're on the ground
We're always in control
And when you say Miami
You're talking Super Bowl

'Cause we're the...

Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One.
Yes we're the...
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One

>My dad wore the number 44 in high school and his last year in the NFL,” Humphrey said.
baltimoreravens.com/news/marlon-humphrey-finally-reveals-his-new-jersey-number

KEK'D

sweatingguy.jpg

Yeah. I know where it came from. But, this is the part I don't get. I don't get the joke.

>no shut out
Damn

>28-3 lead
hmmm

Are you just retarded?

Build around the kicker

>summertime lover is on nfl games as well as cfb ones
woo

yes

>Lamar Jackson tearing it up.
>Mahomes tearing it up.
>Deshaun Watson gonna tear it up.

>Trubisky a bust
>Rodgers sucks now
>Tom Brady getting old

Accept it whitey boy. White QB's will be a thing of the past, it will be a 100% black league!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL I actually feel kinda bad on that one

>comeback begins
oh no

LMAO

>Tom Brady is getting old

Brady and Belichick living absolutely rent free inside your pea-sized brain

in the scene, Homer pulls up to a local feed and seed run by two farmers with a noted distaste for city-slickers. this feed and seed however was not always the innocent store it claims to be. guy by the name of Chuck set up shop there years before with the intention of housing the county's largest brothel. economic woes and legal battles took a toll on Chuck and he was resigned to sell his property to Sneed who saw the opportunity for a wholesome family-owned business to suit the needs of the local farming community

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KEK

Nevermind lol

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Oh man

That’s unfortunate

I miss Mark Ingram. The worst part is he signed for barely more than what NO was offering him. I'm glad he's being used well by the Ravens though.

Also
>Lolphins
this is just sad

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>another mistake

>see this on a stream that's a bit behind
Honestly was funnier with the anticipation

Kamara is a fucking god anyway. Don't worry about it, we'll take the left overs. He's better suited for our offense.

Oh. So, I did get the joke and it's just unfunny then?

Willie Snead's last name is basically the same thing as "Sneed".

Ah it’s going to be a fun decade

ummmmmm stop it?

HOLY KEK

>Running 30 yards backwards and still throw a TD

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wtf lol

>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw
>blacks qbs can't throw

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

What was that Dolphins player doing? Why did he just back off of Boykin?

and holding lmao

Is Lamar Jackson, dare I say it, elite?

>No guys, a team would never openly tank, c'mon that'd be ridiculous

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Jackson on pace to throw 130 TDs this year

The black QB meme died with Russell Wilson and Cam Newton

These other QBs like Dak, Mahomes, Lamar etc coming in just make it look even stupider than it already was

oh my fucking god

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holy shit the dolphins are a bunch of fucking clowns

Uh. Dolphins please.

Dolphins suddenly became must-watch football if you want to see history being made each week.

Is Lamar "75iq" Jackson elite?

Wow. And, people on here actually think it's funny?

jesus 9/9 with 5 td

Imagine being so stupid that you think you're smarter than others and have a "superior" taste in humor than other people.

Marquise Brown broke the Raven's rookie debut receiving record in 1 quarter lol

Realistically, can Miami comeback?

The fucking state of the city of Miami

Remember when we were furious that Ozzie passed on Myles Jack for Correa? I still kind of am but not quite as much.

WHERE ARE THE RB JOKES NOW FAGS?

any given sunday baby

they got cumback after this asspounding

weddle ded :(

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

racist are mad

>with the first overall pick of the 2020 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select ___________

Well, Yea Forums?

Raven's secondary seems lax. I know they're expecting Fitzpatrick to hit the floor every play but they need to pay attention on the outside.

>yfw Lamar Jackson has thrown 5 Touchdown passes while Josh Allen and Sam Darnold have combined for a total of one Touchdown (to the defence) so far this season

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a bum

>unironcally making BB’s coffee boy your head coach

Another decade of mediocrity.

its working well for the texans, retard

NFL should step in and prevent the Dolphins from playing if their OLine is really this bad. Someone is gonna actually die behind that line.

>fitz has been hit 7 times
fuck

What happened???

Also multiple Browns players are completely chimping out in the Browns-Titans game

>Myles Garrett nearly ejected for throwing a punch
>Sheldon Richardson with multiple penalties
>Greg Robinson just got ejected for kicking a guy in the head

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whomst is this semen demon

God I don't even know where to start

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saw the Garrett thing. Walker was being a cunt. Twisting the guy around while he was caught up in the pile. It's pussy shit. Can't blame him for getting heated.

TUA TIME BABEY

Yet again LMAO

KEK

>using your fake punt play in a 35-3 game
based cunt

I’ll say it

That’s v rude

>look away for the punt
>faked to get in the 10
dude what is this game

What a shitshow of a team.

STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

Absolutely but you still can't risk being ejected by throwing a punch. Lucky the ref crew for the game is headed by based Ed Hochilis son so they just gave him a penalty instead of straight ejection

Are you ready to have Lamar Jackson join the 7 TDs in a game club?

Ade-Country, if you're watching this: just put the gun down bro, it isn't worth it.

Lucky Kiko isn't still on the team, I think he'd try to injure Jackson after that.

>Doffins

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Jesus Christ Baltimore they're dead already, STOP IT :(

Lmao this level of cope

>national corporate drama league
snore. how do you all watch this drab boring shit? college is far better

>running up the score
Stay classy Baltimore

NFL is calling it open handed which is enough to still call it "football" I guess. Ed likes to let the boys play a little too. One of the last good ones.

They'll probably pull him tbqh

Never worth risking an injury for a record

For me its redzone

A QB probably because they are stupid

Kiko is disgusting

Just tuned in before the fake punt, wtf is happening, how are the Dolphins so bad? Is Lamar playing well?

Stay mad bitch. Only losers complain about getting rolled.

dolphins are tanking but lamar is playing well

Baltimore was never classy

Lamar is a stone cold killer and the Dolphins are a Class 3A Florida High School football team.

no you're supposed to say
>please keep pounding my bucci daddy lamar

I like college because I have a team close to me, but it's undeniable college play sucks compared to pros. QBs constantly miss open throws. Also, it's hilarious when people say they should be paid.

maybe you shouldn't be as shit to where you can give up 35+ points before the first half you fucking egghead

I got a DUI last night

Leave niggermore to us

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I'd love to be a college football player. Basically receiving luxury room and board, food, and all the snow bunny pussy you want.

>tfw Tucker is your fantasy K
TYBJ
It’s funny that Baltimore is beating the shit out of the worst Dolphins team since 08, when Baltimore was the only win Miami had

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>posting an illegal play

I still have trauma from that divisional game. Fuck the Pats but I also love them because they make the NFL seethe.

The hell did the dolphins do to the ravens to deserve this?

>it's another Baltimore-New England AFC championship game

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rent free

Baker just got sacked for a safety by the Dolphins best player for the last 10 years Cam Wake

Sorry phins bros

>Complaining about running up the score in the NFL
Soft

Teams should be able to forfeit to prevent garbage time headhunting

This shit is over

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Baker just got sacked for a safety lol

>says nigger
>from a place where you'd be crucified for insulting minorities

no no yet there needs to be moar blood

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Yeah not to mention a lot of players at big programs get a $900 a month stipend that the media never mentions. You're also guaranteed to get hired by an alum after college too.

Exist as an affront to God. Don Shula made a deal with the Devil for 1972.

you mean the tripfag or the seasoning because i'm going to have to take exception if you dont like the seasoning.

hi fred

God, Dolphins players look depressed af

>42-3

kek

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>ravens roughing the passer, game is over

Based

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MIAMI SPORTS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Lmao imagine getting blown the fuck out by a RB playing QB

SYMPATHY FLAG

Check out this Miami Dolphin high light.

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Making them wear their dark purple uniform. A couple of years ago this same thing happened and Baltimore said fuck it and wore their black uniform. The Ravens still won

>please sure can I have some more?
sure
>go undefeated but suck for half a century
This I can believe

for those not streaming
twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1170765619588997121

He was shit fuck Mark Ingram. He was the reason we didn't make the Owl. He was averaging 2 yards a carry. There is a reason Kamara was in for short yardage plays and he wasn't at the end of the year he fucking sucked donkey dicks.

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Is it time for the US Government to step in and do something about the Miami Dolphins franchise? Im thinking boots on the ground ASAP.

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Ravens are on pace for a football record 86 points.

why are the dolphins not trying?

just saw the score at halftime. good god

Well, that's nice I guess

how short is your memory?
miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article234514147.html

>Ravens letting them score so they don't feel as bad

this is not real life we are just watching someone play Madden2020 live

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>turned the game off and switched to the race before the first quarter even ended
d-do i wanna look?

You seem to be confusing us with some other city...

Common mistake.

Suck it bitches.

Hoping ticket prices plummet after this, would love to go waste my Sunday watching the Dolphins get murdered every Sunday

>42 in the first half
Oh my god.

Hey there you go

Couple more of those with a few stops and y’all are right back in this thing

>celebrates when down 42-10
why do niggers do this?

smart move letting them score to get the ball back

The comeback is on boys!

he ain't responsible for the defence or oline playing bad

>actually jumping the line on a kneel down
Suh's back in Miami?

>attempting a comeback when mercy rule is already in play
Dolphins know that you don't win even if you come back after mercy rule's on, right?

Why didn’t I start him.....

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the titans would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Game's over, just enjoy getting a TD in NFL. No need to worry any more.

Because who expects a Rookie receiver to actually go crazy with a running QB

Well, the Ravens are known to choke. There is still hope for Miami...maybe.

almost didn't even play today

>42 points in 1 half

what the actual fuck

I think Jackson only has two runs so far. I only saw one but I honestly don't believe that he only ran the ball once. Can we really call the man a running quarterback?

99.9% of people outside of 16 team leagues probably didn’t even start him

anyone ITT could score on the dolphins defense. Lameme is still a mene

Now just imagine what’s gonna happen against the pats offense if the dolphins give up 42 first half points against the ravens week 1 lmfao

yeah even the patriots could probably score on the dolphins, they might even get like 15 points

COPE
HARDER

Jackson has more touchdowns than incompletions.

lol

damn close

Holy shit are the Phins even trying?

best of luck this year finfriends, hope you fix your collective shit and meme out a win against the stoolers

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lol fitzmagic is leading the team for rushing yards. Literally carrying the team at this point.

Quadruple as many touchdowns as incompletions to be precise.

Contemplating the idea of letting McSorley get some solid play time in the second half. Maybe just the fourth quarter?

Why would you bother having a QB literally named McSwirly go out onto the field if he's just going to get his head dunked in a toilet at the nearest McDonald's?

kek, in the league the more observed your name is the more powerful player you are

Alright, since the Ravens are clearly looking to win this season and we all know Jimmy is done for the year, do they make a move for CB depth now?

Could Alabama beat The lelphins?

squeegee boys wwa?

Holy fuck, this is embarrassing. Miami better stop running a mickey mouse organization and get their shit together, this is one of the worst starts to a season I've ever witnessed.

>record holder for most qb rushes
kys

I'm a believer in "what have you done for me lately?" I don't live in the past. You must be a Steelers fan.

You must be new to Miami football

>"in an nfl that is about the short pass this has been an air raid kind of attack, throw the ball downfield"
the air raid is a short passing scheme

As a miami dolphins fan for over 25 years, where do i go from here?

There has to be some option? Does the government owe me money? Which democrat do i vote for to get free money as a miami dolphin rape victim?

>get a negative play
>give up a pen
I get that flores has had like half of his team for a week but they look poorly coached

Yes easily

>what is football
>flores, dont hurt me
>dont hurt me
>no more

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I knew they were disappointing, but this isn't even funny, it's just kinda sad to watch, it feels like they put the Ravens against a high school football team

Air raid is a deep ball system, think Texas Tech. Spread is a short pass system, think Baylor.

How the fuck is this secondary so bad? This was like the last remaining "good" part of this shit team. Just fucking nuke everything.

LAMAR CAN'T THROW

you can probably get social security for being retarded

is it too early to start dumping?

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god i wish that was me

i fucking love football so much bros im very glad im sitting here with you lads

either lamar is on fire, or dolpin secondary sucks

prolly both

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Lamar's passes are clean as hell. Dolphins are making it easy though.

based ricard

aaaaaaanndddd its 49-10

Did Old Bay die?

where is that fucker?

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Brady's gonna put up 100 points on the Dolphins next week.

he did this last year whenever he couldn't moan about lamar

>ratbirds playing like they can make the playoffs in one game

Lmaooo

@682
>tripfags sucking other tripfag's dicks

A LELPHINS CLASSIC

This shitty fucking faggot AFC East team is getting exposed by my ravens, an AFC NORTH POWERHOUSE

Take note you hillbilly fucks, as Jackson exposes your shitty cocksucking faggot team,

Take note shitphins because a real QB is at work, not your shitty bottom tier QB,

JACKSON IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF MIAMI DEFENDERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAVENS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins are

holy fucking kek

the ravens are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL

honestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF FLORIDA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!

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In the National Football League (NFL), eight quarterbacks share the record of having thrown seven touchdown passes in a single game.

In the National Football League (NFL), eight quarterbacks share the record of having thrown seven touchdown passes in a single game.

WHAT HAPPENS IF LAMAR JACKSON THE "WIDE RECEIVER" THROWS THE MOST TDS IN A GAME EVER?

little harsh but i still chuckled

are you calling it already?

>durrr ratbirds playing good like they good durrr

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nigga it's 49-10. if anything i'm late to the party

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lol i'm retarded, I keep thinking it's short because minshew loved the 3 yard pass with YAC at wazzu last year

It's cool. I respect another person that knows more than "NFL good they run and pass ooga booga"

Kind of hate that didn't get picked. Don't want Jackson thinking he can be rewarded for toss up plays.

SNEAD

what a fucking catch

calm down styx

Dolphins pass rush is garbage

>stream died with lamar on the run
>come back to "replay third"
did he make that throw?

More on Snead snatching it than Jackson throwing a good ball, but yes.

cool, looked like he was just throwing it out to avoid a sack when it died on me

I dont remember dying but apparently i died and im in the timeline where
>dolphins get beat by 50 every game of the year and go 0-16
>Antonio Brown lmao join Patriots as they go undefeated
>jets look like a wildcard team

why did god send me to hell

>1. Patriots, 16-0
>5. Jets
>6. Bills
saddle up

Rosen time

>throwing Rosen out there
Don't do it to him

Don't worry, the Jets will always Jets themselves out of any playoff hopes.

Feels pointless to throw Rosen to the wolves unless Fitz is hurting.

He's a prick and a head case. Let's make him Ryan Leaf 2.0

i went to church every sunday and i was a good person

Does cheering for the dolphins automatically send you to the hell timeline?

is Rosen good?

You got your answer

lol

No.

Seriously, what is the point of even bothering to watch your team play when you know they're tanking for picks?

lmao poor Josh

PICKED OFF

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

ANOTHER PIC!!!

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Evidently not

We'll never know.

Mr. Noseberg BTFO

>nosen

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>nosen

There once was a good Jewish QB. In the 1940s. Stick to baseball, Sandy Koufax.

WHY TAKE HIM OUT? BREAK THE FUCKING RECORD!!

lamar finished with a perfect passer rating lol

>Miami gets BTFO week 1
>Has to face the Pats and theoretically Antonio Brown week 2
What did they do to deserve this?

Anyone realize how much Griffen won?
>excellent college career
>dodged the baylor implosion
>had his time in the limelight
>dumped his rapidly expanding ex-wife
>ended up with a 10/10 athlete
>living the cozy back up life

Dream life

They’re tanking for tua right? This should be exactly what they want

Be utterly mediocre for a decade.

they're tanking but desu they'd be better off trading down for more players even if tua/lawrence does look like a generation duo of qbs

>browns

kek

Who's gonna trade for RG3 in week 8?

>superbowl contenders

Are the Dolphins the worst team in the NFL or are the Ravens a dark horse Super Bowl contender?

Dolphins are by far the worst team in the NFL, but the Ravens are looking good.

I haven’t even heard any fins fans talk about Lawrence, which is surprising. They just keep on talking about how Tua will fix everything

The Dolphins are one of the worst teams in the nfl

>mediocre

Kind of you.

>letting RGIII throw a TD on you

dolphins aren't one of, they are pretty much unanimously called THE worst

Is this Dolphins team worse than the 07 one?

>Running the score up 52-10 going for it on 4th down

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Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL

They told me it would be bad, but I didn't expect this. A Texas high school team could beat these whores.

lamar went 6-2 as a starter last year with the losses being OT to the Chiefs and the Wild Card game. So ravens probably aren't SB contendors but they're decent

And dolphins are tanking

This is probably the worse Dolphins team I've ever seen fielded for a game. How can you call yourself a professional football player but play this badly?

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>is absolutely fucking based

As a Ravens fan, even I'm not sure what the hell is happening, but I'd go with the former.

>59-10
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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This. Bad teams get blown out all the time, but it takes a really good team to blow em out this badly.

>Miami ends up with first overall pick
>Dumps Rosen to a different team for draft picks and drafts Tua

You have to feel for the guy

Worse than the 07 squad?

>this is what Texas high school football players look like
Maybe

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>advert for a spying doorbell
fucking hell america

What the actual fuck are the Ravens doing? Running up the score against a tanking team? What are you trying to prove?

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Whats the biggest blowout in NFL history?

You only have to play shitty in the 4th quarter to tank

Well maybe the Dolphins shouldn't be that shit.

I hardly watch the NFL outside of the occasional Chiefs/Vikings game (my parents are fans, I'm a casual) but putting up 59 points on any NFL team is impressive.

you can't talk with your 50,000 CC cameras my dude

Rosen's gonna be our backup/temp starter for our new QB unless someone gives us a really good offer.

They're tanking by trading away all their best players lol

Basically another preseason game at this point. Get reps on your playbook.

t. seething cuban

73-0 Bears over the team from Washington, when George Halas implemented the T formation.

>w-we're totally tanking w-w-week 1 guys
No you got ass blasted and can't even stop RG3.

Not gonna look up the scores right now, but I remember the games at least being close for quite a few of those games. I can't even remember the last time I've even seen the Dolphins lose by 40+ points.

My father has one and it's terrible. I watched my parents' house a few weeks back and every time I walked through the door I got a call asking what I was doing. If I skipped through the garage he asked if I planned on stopping by.

breaking records and demoralizing a team so that they in no way shape or form can ever be a threat again
B A S E S
A
S
E
S

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>these Doffins get New England and Antonio Brown next week

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calling another pickoff

Knowing the dolphins they will win 12-10

Well they are tanking but who gives a fuck about having the score run up, this is professional sports not competitive faggotry.

>tfw antonio brown manages to punch kraft in the face before next week and gets released again
>tfw pats still blow the dolphins out

>Brady
>Winning in Miami
Pick one

Says the Phins fan who would be making 15 threads if they were up 59-10.

They’ll win, but he has experienced unusual losses there

>Implying
Brady gonna tear this team a new asshole

Trips have spoken.

They don’t even need him to win the owl again

Showing the league it's time to drop a team.

The Dolphins stole those 10 points.

Brady will absolutely destroy Miami this year, no contest.

Have you seen Kraft? He will fuck you up.
youtube.com/watch?v=nQzas-QMF-g

>Implying the Ravens haven’t already beaten him to the punch

Not a phins fan at all, you'd just have to be mentally retarded to not know the Dolphins are tanking.

You can tank and still not get BTFO.

Eagles fan here dropping in to laugh at the Dolphins

Yeah, I said I don't give a fuck about running up the score. It's just when you're trading starters for picks all over the place it's pretty fucking clear you're tanking.

maybe next year bros

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Miami just called a timeout to make the ravens keep playing

lolno, it's gonna take a couple years to build up again.

We should have team logos instead of flags when the Olympics aren't happening.

lmao why doesn't he want the ravens to kneel?

Go for 60

Your team is awful and they will be bad next year too. It will be tons of rookies and high turnover next year. Your management sucks and even if they are doing the right thing in a complete rebuild their talent evaluation is fucking awful

maybe next year we won't get blown the fuck out in the first game

Browns are getting clowned on at home, Pats about to blow out the Steelers, Bungles are Bungles - division is ours this year bird bros

Go to Reddit

are you trying to cheer me up? I don't feel better

He wants to be on the absolute bottom because the the jags and browns still exist.

you're right. devante killed it today bro

Why, don't want to get called out for your stupid faggotry in threads?

Well good game thread boys. It was definitely a good one.

LGTSS

No I'm telling you that because that's literally what Reddit does.

stay strong phins fan

How do you know that's what reddit does? Maybe you should go back there

Do they? Do you visit reddit often?

WOOOO WE FINALLY SUCK

We should have done this a while ago. finally we have a plan this is go through

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also no way I am taking part in the pats vs fins shit fest thread next week

>imagine having such a complex about not using another website that you freak out on a guy giving legitimate advice

>Imagine having a complex about someone else making a flag/logo suggestion that you freak out that they're a boogieman from another shit site come to invade your mongolian painting boards

You can't even green text right. You have to go back

I'm literally telling you to go to Reddit because that's what they do. You're the one that's stressed that someone could consider using Reddit.

How fucking retarded are you? What are you diagnosed with?

Why are you so upset? Here's some advice. Close the tab and post all about this whole experience on reddit

I use reddit for NBA & NFLstreams and nicheporn, does that make me a redditor

This is the worst level of cope and denial I have ever seen.

Why are you so upset at someone making a suggestion that just happened to be from Reddit? Is it because you're a Reddit Dolphins fan? It's ok to admit your shortcomings user, we've all been failures at least once ourselves.