/nfl/ General - ELI'S LAMENT Edition

Today is a blessed day lads
Goodluck to everyone's team
See you all in the .700 club thread later

Are all the years of coke catching up with him?

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>reddit just partnered with the nfl
>all those future posts from r/nflstreams users

buy a pi or fire stick before it happens guys. install kodi and the crew addon. fire sticks are $25 a lot of the time

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i want to play fantasy send me links

he just had a 1000 yard season

Jetbros who ready?

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Is there not some little argument to be made that Carson Wentz is a top 5 NFL quarterback?

Colts 3-13

You heard it here first

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basado

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fuck i hate that shithole and its users but nflstreams was actually useful

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can't wait to gangrape them with my AFCS bros
no organization that tanks should ever be respected

Is AB, dare I say, based?

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Lmao @ michael Irvin. That’s some Skip Bayless bullshit right there.

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lmao, i think so

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You're right AFCS bro

No team ever should be respected

They have arguably the best defense in the league backed by arguably the best offense in the league.

>tfw found a service that pirates from international NFL so you get the live streams to every game, condensed versions, nfl redzone, nfl network and a bunch of other sports channels for only $36 for the season

looks up seasons4u fellas.

Dak seems like a very nice guy. But he sucks and the Cowboys are fucked.

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Who ready for another mediocre /TN/ year?

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reddit is great for smaller subs despite the Yea Forums hate for it, nflstreams is a good example. but it likely will be gone in a few weeks. when it happens these threads will be a mess of people looking for streams. spending $25 now and 20 minutes of time to learn about alternatives will save you a lot of hassle later.

Hi bros. My name is Patrick mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. This year, I will win the superb owl and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Welp, see ya later!

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Easily.
1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Wilson
4. Matt Ryan
5. Wentz

Honestly, is there anything worse than pre-game interviews / shows? God I cannot stand this shit, especially when they interview players and they say nothing of substance / constantly say the same shit they all say every single year "muh overcoming adversity!" while the camera circles around them over and over again. It's all so tiresome.

>His team hasn't won already
ummm, CRINGE much?!

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I took the over on 44.5 points in the Skins/ Birds, do you think I'm making it? What bets did you guys make?

Tua, Herbert, Fromm, Eason, Burrow, Montez

>paying for pirate streams

you got scammed user

nope

I don't bet on rigged sports.

three straight winning seasons despite coaching overhauls every single year
don't be an ingrate, believe in Coach Gigachad

Who here ready to lose their 3rd consecutive home opener?

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There will be one major injury today that will cripple a team. What team will that be?

>have sex with men for pleasure
ummm gay much?

browns

nflstreams just moved to nflbite.com and it's the same streams as last year mate

Chiefs.

Mahomes is a cornball brotha, he is not down with the cause, and he is not a TRUE son of Mizraim

Iggles. Wentz.

You won’t. You’ll decimate the Niners.

>someone made a thread an HOUR before the game starts
well fuck you too im out

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chiefs

r8 and h8

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it's gonna rule so fucking hard if the browns miss the playoffs after all this hype

good info. i guess even they know its coming.

oh no. a tripfag is out. how will we carry on?

You niggas pray lmao

I think it'd rule even harder if we get Bottlegate 2.0.

fuck niggers

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Go away muhammad

one percent rules means hes a brother regardless of his cornball status

soccer streams got hit ages ago so the streamers have been prepped. cfb streams moved too this week

>CBS intro is pure kino

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Papa Johns, Pizza Hut or Dominos?

...

>more people taking a shit on my Bengals
I accept that it's an extreme longshot for them to win but the more I see it the more I hope they pull meme magic out of their ass, especially if this game ends up being a laws the Seahwaks couldn't afford later in the season.

But we play the Lions.

Also
>decimate
We'll squeeze out a meme win, but I doubt our streak will continue this year.

Miami?

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>laws
Loss, wtf

What games you watching?

>Rob Riggle
Is this guy some dadaist anti-humor master or something?

Don't underestimate Miami at home.

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Very good bro, picking the Steelers and Texans especially proves you’re redpilled and know your shit.

>underestimating Fitzmagic
Yikes

Based Verne

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I think he's funny because "Riggle" sounds like "Wiggle."

Jaguars, Foles

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ZEKE'S

BILLS OWL 2020 STARTS NOW BOYS

dont fuckin talk to me bro, what'd i tell you

How do I decide which games to watch?

Yeah sorry thought you played the Niners for some reason, the Lions will be tougher but I’d still pick you.

>mfw gayker gayfield gets a season-ending injury on the first play of the game

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either pick one or watch redzone until you see which ones are competitive
thats what I do when the ravens aren't on in this timeslot

I know UT Norman would be happy about that.

Watch them all

May this football season not be shit!

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Rob Parker, pls go

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Redzone is the only way to watch these commercial-laden telecasts

Grateful to be able to enjoy the games today. Hope all the lads are comfy and ready for football.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND STREAMS NOW FUCK

Imagine the spike in suicides around the Cleveland area. Glorious.

POST YOUR FAVORITE NFL FILMS TRACK BEFORE THE SEASON BEGINS

youtube.com/watch?v=CzB36UD7QVw

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Reddit NFL streams. Google it

not your personal army

Why? It wouldn’t be any different from how things usually end for the Browns

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no u

Shit got taken down you fucking dumbass

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

crickfree dot net

Dont be a faggot

You act like the Ravens are some super team.

see it moved to discord and then from discord to nflbite

Falcons

youtube.com/watch?v=TEXeWnJXRCc

Ready for another act of God to cause another heartbreaking NFCCG loss?

>Cleveland fans have hope

How long will it last?

Welp, you are fucked then poorfag

>not even american
Throw another shrimp on the barbie you faggot oi

haha NY fans have hope also...

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expat from des moines lmao

3 minutes

SKOL
>SKOL
SKOL
>SKOL
SKOL
>SKOL
SKOL

2.4 seasons on average.

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0

AHHHHHHH

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>flyover

possibly the most stacked team since salary cap was introduced

no arguments here, but it's comfy

about to doordash some mickey d. What should I get? So far, my order is 2 big macs, a triple cheese burger, 2 snack wraps, a mcgriddle, and large fries.

all other sports are covered by the various kodi addons too. you can download a remote control app for your phone as well (kore). its nice to have it on a tv rather than a browser window.

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I’m so happy lads

Remember when jeeps weren’t garbage?

It's time, lads!

one minute until football is BACK

I had an XJ I bought new back when they were still made by AMC, yeah.

Why is joe namath in the hof but not trent dilfer?

Order the version of that where they don't eat some themselves and/or spit in it prior to delivery.

Bills, cuz I live in Wyoming and Josh Allen is literally the only thing we can claim.

Dude, it's not even the best Patriots team, the 07 roster was better

20pc nuggets and a large Coke

doordash doesn't deliver in my town yet

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>Keeping your sweaters in the oven

This commercial doesn't make any sense.

>the 07 roster was better
Based off of what? This team has way more depth and Edelman is better than Welker anyway.

>100 years
>first superbowl was in 1967

Uhhhh

Who the fuck is the nfl fooling with this bullshit?

Speak up, i know some of you idiots itt actually believe this is the 100th season

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Ted Turner dude.

youtu.be/M0qPCVcoo8o?t=68

That was a pretty cool intro

millenials man

What game is Tony Romo casting?

Titans/Browns

Join the gamechat!

discord.gg/dQv7Xy

discord.gg/dQv7Xy

It's fucking awesome. I can get an endless supply of mcdonalds, wendy's, KFC, taco bell - all delivered. I never have to leave my house.

Because of his proclamation that he and the Jets would win SBIII

hiroshima nagasaki should delete Yea Forums after the Patriots go 19-0 this season

Falcons are trash

>1 play
>50 rushing yards
lmao phins d

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>3 plays and they score a TD with their 3rd best receiver

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Hey Guys! After 32 years as a dolphin fan, I have finally decided to take up a very hard and destructive drug habit. Which drug should i choose?
>heroin
>crack
>meth
>all of the above

Thanks yall GO PHINS

What is with this dogshit camera angle

Watching Browns-Titans.

How bad are the Dolphins?

SUPERB OWL CONFIRMED

ketamine

No seriously, Falcons are trash

The Browns are legit dangerous

I see the chiefs didn’t come to fuck around today.

They're actually only off by a couple years. The NFL existed starting in 1922.

The Browns are hot.

RAZOR CAKES LMAO

The Ravens run game looks like a knive goin through room temp butter

Fuck that kicker

>blocked punt

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It's the Faguars. Calm down

Wouldn't room temp butter be melted butter?

>no football for another 7 hours
reeeeeee

>iggles
HAHAAHAHAAHA

The Browns are legit

bring back bortles

>Browns kicking

Maybe if Jeep spent more time on R&D instead of ads they would be somewhat decent.

>the Mayfield dynasty

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Not unless your room is over 80 degrees.

I keep my house at 76, and my table butter sits out, soft but unmelted

The Bears are legit shut your whore mouth

hot

Browns are making the conference final

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lmao is David Carr's middle name really Duke or are people fucking with his wiki page?

>How bad are the Dolphins?
Is this good?

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their kicking game is not

Wentz and Goff look bad

>Goof

YOU CANT STOP PATRICK MAHOMES!!!!

I dont pay for the NFL redzone, but its working right now

What do

Oh bills

>Josh Allen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dude but brady's noodle arm

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Don't worry I alerted the NFL office, it should be fixed shortly :)

fill out my prediction form! no sign in

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>table butter

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holy shit the Falcons are bad

Josh Allen already had a lost fumble and a pick six and it’s only been 5 minutes

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Viqueens aren't fucking around

lmao earl thomas has a pick already

>he doesnt keep perfectly speadable local grassfed butter on the table year round
Lmao @ your life

Also Damn the dolphins suck major dick WOW

The first catch of Marquise Brown's career is a 47-yard TD

>The Fitzmagic is all used up

Wow Miami is so bad

Foles looks awful...

Foles is only good when he's on the Eagles

god damn the Eagles defense is shit

If the Vikes beat Atlanta then the Falcons confirmed for shit season because Cousins can only beat teams with losing records

>all the hype and attention focused on the clowns this season, who will inevitably shit the bed
>bungles
>stoolers only real threat in the division, but rapistburger will probably see major decline without AB
feels ravens lads

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>you

it's fucking over for white bois

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>mahomes
>black

And none of them will reach the owl

Marquise Brown has 2 catches this season

47-yard TD
83-yard TD

>mahomo
>russell wilson
>Dak
all mixed, nogs can't outright claim them

Wilson has literally been to two superbowls, you giant retard

You were saying?

>grammar
niggers everyone

I just hate that the league is getting dumbed down for nigger QBs, all this simplified spread offense shit is finally taking over because the NFL rules changes allows it to work. RPO is cancer made for 80IQ athletic nigger QBs who can't handle making read progressions

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But Case Keenum is Washington's starter

>AB goes to the Patriots
>AB's cousin is already looking like AB himself for the Ravens

Steelers keep on losing.

FOLES DED I REPEAT FOLES IS DED

Reminder: my Packers have a better record than your shit team.

broken collarbone
it's ogre

Ramsey just hurt Tyreek lel

One drop rule

Reminder: my team is taking home a guaranteed Lombardi #7 and you can do nothing about it.

Who?

>will

this is our year, i can feel it

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NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
>NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
>NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
>NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME
>NICK FOLES IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME

I thought the Jags had a good defense?

boomer

Foles was never meant to start games

Foles

>Winston
That says more about the quality of the league.

>Brown further aggravated his situation in Oakland on Wednesday when, after dominating the Raiders' defensive backs throughout the workout, he informed the team that his hamstring was bothering him and he felt that he needed an MRI, according to league sources.

>The Raiders were not pleased that Brown, who looked so good during practice, felt that he needed an MRI on a then-ailing hamstring, according to sources. They felt like he was "trying to pull one over on us," according to one source.

kek

Beli ordering the hit on meme QBs to ensure victory, Eli is next

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LOL BROKEN DICK NICK

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>Mahomes has 200 yards in the first quarter

why contain it

sounds like common banter, dabbing on the DBs by implying that he was able to burn their asses with a bad hammy

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GET FUCKING SHIT ON LOL

>Florida sports teams

>Mahomes is on pace for 800 yards a game

It's not fair, bros.

This might be a dumb question, but why don't QBs reapply the eye strip during the game?

TYREEK HILL OUT FOR THE SEASON CANT EVEN WALK OFF THE FIELD

The chiefs are finishing what Dorian started

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Jared Goff target

hope he hasn't broken his arm

>200 passing yds in the 1st quarter
what the fuck

Lies

Lamar jackson had 149 passing yards in the first quarter

they literally just took him off the field on a cart

if only the baguars still had bortles lel

>tyreek hill is kill

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Why does Derek Carr use eyeliner?

Sad day for crackers everywhere

i officially apologize to the guy i called fritzl in the other thread, apparently it is a no defense league early on

>Beli offered the Steelers a 1st rounder for AB
>they refuse to give Patriots a weapon like that
>instead Beli gets him for nothing plus a cheap prove it contract
kekekekekekkeeeeke

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Did they just say that backup QB's name was McShooter?

>Antonio Brown
>Rob Gronkowski
>Julian Edelman
>Josh Gordon
>Martellus Bennett
>N'Keal Harry

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Rip Tyreek

He will be fine. He rode in the front seat

Based name

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Sorry I meant 163. Jackson had 163 passing yards in the first quarter

Because the patriots aren't a meme team like the warriors

>carted off for a shoulder injury

What happened to Tyrek?

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But /nfl/ told me that he can't throw?

Broken arm.

Throws his dick in your momma every night

>miles garret throws a punch
>doesnt get ejected

NFL really wants the browns to do well this season

Lamar Jackson is 7-for-7 for 193 yards and 3 TDs

Foles kill

Finally getting a taste of his own medicine

Kek. Please be true.

APOLOGIZE TO BLACK QBS

Is this today?

I want to see the patriots become the Warriors of the NFL where vets join for cheap to get a ring, Adrian Peterson has to be pissed about being inactive for the Skins, he should demand a trade or release and join up, dude has barely lost a step based on last years highlight reel

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SNEED WITH THE TD

Broken son

Anyone got the buccaneers version of this?

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It's what it looked like to me.

Formerly Chuck

meme offense

>team hires a coach from the Belichick coaching tree
>team turns to complete shit

when will this fucking meme end

>NFL makes playing defense impossible
>white coaches create RPO spread
>simplifies the game to literally "read DE and Safety"
>literal retards can run the offense
>turns chess match of football into glorified fast break basketball
NFL is being dumbed down to appeal to normies with goldfish attention span

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Mutthomes can't Hill babby now

dubs for my giants

>national blackout in gameday
I hate my country.

some good RB play today

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I don't play fantasy anymore, haven't in years, but I assume Mahomes was a 1st round pick? 1 overall or is in 1 overall still top WRs and RBs in PPR leagues?

EVERYONE DED

HAHAHHAHAH EAGLES FULLY EXPOSED

CHIMPENING

>mahomes limping
oh fug

Chiefs and Jags players dropping left and right, Mahomes limping off, the madden curse is starting to rear it's ugly head..

i thought eagles had the best roster in the league

Man I picked every game correctly so far if the results stay other than I thought Fitzmagic would upset Lamar. Way off on that. Oh well.

MAHOMES LIMPING

mahomes dead

kek

>Foles ded
>Mahomes ded

Patriots just cruising

>terry mcLaurin with a 70 yard TD
glad to see this quintessential irishman doing well in the NFL

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I haven't seen it to properly judge but I gotta say I'm surprised and impressed.

I hear Kaepernick is still looking for a job

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Jags player just got ejected, MYLES JACK, HE'S FIGHTING REFS HOLY SHIT

Refs fucking over the Browns as usual

wasn't AB on the cover of madden this year or last?

MAHOMES DED I REPEAST MOHOMES IS DEAD

They haven't called any penalty incorrectly so far. Browns just have really poor discipline.

EVERYBODY IS GETTING HURT

last year, this year was Mahomes who may be ded

Last year

MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE CHIMPOUT

He's still trying to fight the refs, needs reo coaches to hood him back

Jasg are lowkey one of the niggest teams in the league

this nigga wilin fighting refs lmao

MAHOMES GOING IN WHAT AN ALLSTAR

Webms when?

MORE FIGHTING

>lowkey

>chimpout in jasg/choofs
>both quarterbacks dead

>lowkey

No wait, just pushing and shoving, Mahomes taped up, Dolphins getting btfo, rams beating up Carolina and Cleveland playing good D

>Tyreek Hill broken arm
>Mahomes torn ACL
absolutely based

Miles jack the meme we deserve

MAGA

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Based. The more chuck-it-to-the-speedy-negro players are hurt the better football is

>foles dead
>mutthomes dead
>iggles suck
>thicc trunky costal kid sucks
>a;;en sucks
>lolphins suck
>browns lol

Just give us the trophy already

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>hill ded
>mahomes ded

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Mahomes is fine. You faggots

this

post you are face when your qb isn't $cam newton

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>mahomes leg has been sawed off and replaced with a synthetic one

MUFFED PUNT ALERT

He came back to the game but he was heavily taped up and still limping.

One wrong hit and it could be the season for him. Not ideal.

Foles back, c'mon jasg beat them KC faggots
goddamn chefs DBs blow lol

Your game must be behind because he literally was just carted off

>NFL is back!
>we're taking Yea Forums back!
>move over divegrass
104 soccer threads
35 nfl threads
at peak nfl time
on opening day
fucking
embarrassing
enjoy your general

LIAR

We don’t care incel

Sneed-and-feed-it-to-the-speedy-negro players

>waah
You sound like a baby

Lelphins are dead, when does Rosen start?

Lamar Jackson is 9-for-9 with 204 yards and 4 TDs

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Vikings looking good

Lamar Jackson will win MVP

it's against the dolphins though

No one cares Mohammed

miami will make every qb look like this

DEVIL TRIPS CONFIRM

>popularity contest

he got hit the next play again lol

based Lamar Jackson stat update poster

Dolphins may be the worst team of all time.

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seething falcunt

>was going to draft mahomes in the 3rd round in both my leagues
>still got cucked
>leg injury
there really is a God

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>letting a white rb HEEM your entire career away

If they weren't in the same division as the Patriots I'd forget they even exist

>memefield
Wtf bros you said he was better than that "nigger qb" Lamar Jackson. Hahaha wh*toids BTFO again.

Weddle carted off

>foles goes down
>backup is 6/6 with a 70 yard TD
NFL is ruined, the defense has been so crippled that any retard can dominate and every game is a shootout

only the XFL can save football now

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Man head cuts bleed so bad.

HOMEBOY LEAKIN YO

Anyone have the Chimpout in the Jags game?

ERIC WEDDLE ACTUALLY DED BLEEDING PROFUSELY

>9/9
>204yds
>4TDs
Lameme absorbing Fitzmagic's powers

GANG AFFILIATED 100 SPEED

vintage action jackson

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>literally gashes your defense

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Can’t wait for McMahon and Trump to make football great again.

This season's turning into a bloodbath and it's only week one.

Reminder Trump is only lreaident because they wouldn't let him buy the razorcakes

SO FAR THIS GAME BROWNS PLAYERS HAVE THROWN PUNCHES AND KICKED PLAYERS IN THE HEAD AND NOBODY HAS BEEN EJECTED

>Trump promotes XFL by streaming it during nationwide fireside chat that MSM is forced to cover
BASED

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based that's how football should be

only jews can own football teams

I think he won that trade.

SPOKE TOO SOON MB

List, Robinson got tossed.

Lemme get updates from around the league!

>drinking the koolaid after running up a team in tank mode

>getting blown the frick out by the Vikings

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Why is redzone claiming they've shown every TD when they didn't show the Titans scoring

>incompletion by lamar
TRASH MOVE HIM TO WR

because not even redzone cares about the titans

The Ravens just ran a fake punt up 35-3 and got to the 10-yard line

>browns already imploding

that's fair

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Flores literally said, with a straight face, they were not tanking.

>only jews can own football teams
huh?

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E V E R Y O N E D E A D

he's not tanking but his gm is

>The Buffalo Turnovers

>the unincorporated municipality of buffalel

>all these QBs getting killed
>mfw it's only a matter of time before mariota gets killed too

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SHUT UPPPPPPPP

Why do people continue to put their confidence in a team that can make any season embarrassing?

This season is going to end with players in body bags.

This is why you have starters play at least a little preseason, you have to get their bodies re-acclimated to hits.

The Ravens have scored 42 points in the first half

Fins literally gave up kek

I know the Dolphins are tanking but looks pretty solid for Baltimore

BAKER DED AND ALSO BROWNS SAFETY

>BROWNS GAVE UP A SAFETY
LMAO

Keep him safe, if he gets hurt, Carr gets hurt

70 point game incoming

Tyreek out with a shoulder injury

let the bodies hit the

turf?

>norwegian kickers

Mariota is a bum

JUST KICK THE BALL THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS HOW HARD IS THAT ASFASFJKNLDGFSADGGFSFDADGSG

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He'll be back for next week raidnigger

he doesnt have an o line to work with and lewan the only good member is suspended

Not if hets gets hurt again

>complaints for the past two years that the game is too soft now and QBs are a protected class of citizen
>2019 season starts
>it's fucking culling time
Well hopefully everyone got what they wanted

the NFL isn't ready for the Min Shu dynasty

so realistically this season, ravens will probably win the norf, go to the divisional, and lose to the pats

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>jests

Blocks ur path

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that guy looks decent for now, too soon for a QB controversy?

Pats @ Dolphins next week
What will the line be? What's the record points spread?

Why Vikings game delayed

It’s never too soon

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Baker cuckshed is awful

This season will be the bloodiest in years. I hope it ends with players having to be signed off the street because of injuries.

Cleveland fans chimping over hot mic
>FUCK YOU bitch
>FUCK YOU nigger
Holy shit

thuggiest team and fans in the league

>Fatt Cryan

kek

>getting paid dozens of millions

i want to see injuries and decapitations. the nfl has been pussified for way to long

EATDATPUSSY IN AN NFL COMMERCIAL

THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

Cringe

Baste

patriots

I agree, but what in the fuck is happening this season.

>>>reddit

>razorcakes
>lolfins
Jesus Christ how can two teams be this fucking inept

I'm so pissed that I picked the Dolphins to meme on the Ravens. I knew it was unlikely, but fuck. It's the only game I missed this week :( I shoulda just accepted the obvious.

Marquise was supposed to be a raider

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The madmen actually put edp in a commercial

> the minshew dynasty

Goddamn Atlanta 21-0 to the Vikes?

Is gardener elite?

Could Clemson beat the Dolphins?

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Where my McDonalds half time crew at

Nothing says football like sitting down with a couple McDoubles and some chicken nuggets. I’m lovin’ it!

I ate some on Friday, really miss those snack wraps

>Iggles getting spanked by the skins
kek

Leonard Fournette FIRST CAREER FUMBLE

>talking shit while running up the score on a team that's intentionally tanking

For me, it's the McChicken

With a vanilla shake... mmmm!

The best sandwich

literally baby food

You should try their Premium Grilled Chicken Sandwich. It’s a gourmet sandwich at fast food price. You can’t beat it.

>eating fast food
>not cooking at home
Why do you insist on both eating trash and wasting money?

Laziness

it was my payday so I wanted something quick and cheap.
I made fried chicken and potato skins yesterday, gonna make chicken strip sandwiches out of the leftovers today

have fun washing dishes afterwards

>cooking
enjoy wasting your time

This made me mad, well done..

Quick rundown?

>cooking is wasting your time

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every game is trash

heres hoping the titan beat the browns

Fair enough.
>they don't take joy in the act of cooking and can't handle the minor inconvenience of doing a few dishes
Stay lazy I guess.

>his gf doesn’t cook for him
Yikes

More like “yeah baby!” food

>minor

Bills SEETHING at that GOAT play

>females
>cooking

yikes

>use like only 3-4 or plates, 2 bowls
>still get mad that I have to clean all of em myself
we're in 2019 and self cleaning cookware still doesn't exist, instead: chargeable lamps
I miss having a GF, especially the latina ones, they can kill it in the kitchen

>i have no problem spending 25% of my life shopping for groceries, prepping, cooking, cleaning up and doing dishes because my time is absolutely worthless

Lamar Jackson is 15-for-17 with 280 yards and 5 TDs

Lol lineman downfield

>he says as he posts on Yea Forums

>tfw have Bills and Eagles D on fantasy
fuck my whole life I guess

It's literally impossible to cook anything at home that is remotely as delicious as McDonald's.

>inb4 "hurrr i mix rice and overcooked chicken breast together and I think it tastes great because I'm a basic white dude"

Ok, if he goes over 300 I'll stop calling him a RB

>Latina ones
Based, I love Latina girls over white girls. We bleaching bros.

Only if you can find a skinny one. For some reason, the obesity rate in Latinas is like 90%.

>edp
Shits crazy.
twitter.com/ashjones19979/status/1170767143664836610/video/1

>white people can't cook meme
World's top chefs are all white.

matt ryan sucks

only according to bland white people

I am a worlds top chef and can confirm, I'm white

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>25% of your life
I can't imagine how useless you are

Antonio Brown called mayock a bitch cracker after he fined him, essentially fast tracking his release out of the raiders. The joke is that because Brown was interested in joining the patriots and the patriots were interested in him, Belichick was the mastermind behind some if not all of his antics on the raiders..

Matt Ryan is the biggest fraud in NFL history.

>McDicks
>Delicious
Enjoy your slop, I’ll continue to eat steak and lobster

>I have no problem spending 25% of my life's earnings on food that random people who could do anything to it prepare because I can't be bothered to act on my own initiative

what was the last thing your honkey ass cooked at home

Go get sickle cell, nigger

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Chicken, nigger. You?

Nigga I ain't white, and partly true, it depends on the person's likes, I may not make a burger akin to McDonald's but lemme tell you, I can absolutely kill it with my chicken and barbeque, inherited recipes from mixed families coming handy HAHA

I'm more of strengthening my kind's numbers, last white gf I was a Vikings girl from twin lakes or twin peaks or wherever, she was awesome, but shy, couldn't make chicken, ribs, tacos, gumbo, or pork chops to save her life, damn this sounds stereotypical
The trick with latinas is, don't get her preggo, and don't marry her, they stay gorgeous, if you can handle/keep her

lol, so predictable
I made a dry rub brisket, with cornbread, baked beans, stewed apples, and cole slaw.

Just made a BLT with home grown tomatoes. Way better than anything at McDonald’s

bill 0
jest 100000000

microwave waffles bought with an ebt card

conspiracy meme

How much did you shove up your ass?

>Nigga I ain't white
>also raiders fan

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One things you whites make well is that garlic chicken breast and pasta, I've had it many times with friends and oh man it's good

none, that's a white dude thing. Yall are obsessed with assholes

Pot roast and noodles

>this vintage action jackson
fucking awesome

>that many sides

apologize to old bay right now

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How is Jackson still this good?

balanced diet

cornbread is easy as hell. Baked beans just simmer all day. Coleslaw is just chopping and mixing shit.

I’m sorry that you have brain problems old gay

Based, mmm mmm soul food

New thread when?

Attention posters with GFs if you want your girl to have more ass, have her eat cornbread and do squats

when i say so

so its clear Miami is the worst team in the league so far but who else rounds out the bottom 5?

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All these whitebois and niggers arguing about food when we all know Mexican food is the goat. Estay mad-o,gringos.

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based

Southern whites are obsessed with black dudes who play football.

I want a mexican gf so she can make me food

where my giants crew at
we 6-12 now

I love mexican food but YOU ARE WRONG AMIGO

>find local small business mexican food place run by an actual Mexican in this white bread podunk small town.

good bye Pancheros and Chipolte

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YEEEEEHAAAAW YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW THAT RUNNING BACK LEE-DAVIS HIGH SCHOOL CAN FUKK MY DAUGHTER ANY TIME YEEEEEHAAAAAW

NEW

Darkness > Haqua > Megaman

Bros. The ravens. I'm scared

>
Started your D in fantasy.

That is basically my face rn