/cric/

friendly reminder smith ensures the draw or win

>saying England is lucky when you literally got away with a draw when you were about to lose in the 2nd test

for me it's Derbados

>vaughan walloping blind cunts
grim

Steve Smith horribly exposed as a one trick pony who can only bat but can't bowl to save his life

Implying we would've bowled first if day 1 hadnt rained out

for me it's cunnilingus

England were lucky
Dharma would have lbw'd stokes every day of the week instead of crowd pandering like the somalinigger ump

How do you get jaw muscles like this?

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imagine thinking he has anything on the true GOAT Ellyse Perry

based and midlandspilled

batting for long periods in test matches at the top of the order, there is no other way.

You're a thick cunt. We only bowled first cause the draw was on offer cause of your shithouse weather. Sick of watching cricket be played in your stupid fucking country its been like 3 months now.

sucking cock in public school

imagine if we had jimmy instead of overton

IF BIG DADDY /CRIC/ IS YOUR HOOKUP
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

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uh honey Schutt is the best bowler in the world now

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looks fine to me

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he'd be out by now mate

if jimmy was fit smith wouldn't have scored over 30, simple as

How do I get an all rounder gf?

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Jos will do it.

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I want to lick Ellyse's teeth.

>wins coin toss to pretty much decide game before 1st ball
not luck

>try and grind out a tough innings on a day 5 wicket
luck

fucking state of you lad

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>w-we were about to lose on purpose!!!1

HOWLING, keep seething kid

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GOTEM
GONE
FUCK OFF
ON YA BIKE
BACK TO R/cricket CUNTS

based

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why does it look like some alien world?

this is the only known webm with 100% visible seeth.

always kek at cottrel's reaction

Literal perfection.

I don't actually know who that is, I just saw the title of some Cricket Australia video which said "Schutt is the best bowler in the world" and got mildly triggered.

Busniess Idea: Night Cricket without the lights

By giving her the big maori coconut cock unfortunately

Business Idea: Day 5 ends at tea

im not even working tomorrow
im working tuesday - friday
toilberg seethes while i rock out to pavement

neither do I, just googled her and chose the funniest looking picture
imagine thinking anybody actually knows anything about women's cricket and isn't just larping

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>tfw the caribbean t20 tournament is also on right now
blessed by cricket ngl bla x

BASED Bhajji monkey hater

mewing

holy mother of cringe

Australia will be looking for 4 wickets here.

England will be looking to not lose 4 wickets.

bangladesh need 262 runs to win

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jos 175 (139) in a surprise turn of events to win the game

pitch black outside lads

business idea: opening bowling tandem of pavel florin and hashim amla

>shadman

>Shadman

>4:31
>still no wickets in this session

What the FUCK are Australia doing?

bangladesh need 262 runs to win
tipping bangladesh will not win

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>shadman

SAME OLD AUSSIES

Did Mel just have a stroke?

140 from 40 balls seems like a bit of a stretch if I'm honest mate

ALWAYS WINNING

>220 in a session

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did lyno just cop him with a bouncer at the ribs?

wonder what rajibrain is thinking about the afg/ban test
also the prospect of nigeria rising

with that attitude it does

It's raining and the umps still won't call it off. Look at these poor pundits attempt to discuss the game in this miserable drizzle.

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>nowhere near hitting it
>clearly hits body
>all try and claim the wicket

the final moves of a mentally cooked aussie field

big braine paine one again setting a genius field

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>botham wearing slippers

comfy beefy

>no wickets yet in this session

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baka it's like you've never even seen him play for the Rajasthan Royals

>yelling CATCH every fucking ball while i'm trying to photoshop memes and making me sperg alt-tab nonstop fucking shut up.

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what are you thinking....xx

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Those are loafers you uncultured swine.

207 balls left

daily reminder: a yacht IS a boat

Just started raining here in Manchester, should be reaching Old Trafford soon

even the greatest author of all time could not have conceived the rise of afghan cricket if he tried
its literally the greatest miracle sport of all time

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Unironcally been an amazing series, every game has been based with 3 close endings and a huge momentum swing in the first test

only need 4 mate

who the fuck decided that yacht was pronounced yot
nacht a lacht of lachgic went into this

hazlewood is just the gay porn star version of phil tufnell

u wacht mate?

achn the road again

say it with a scottish accent and the spelling actually makes sense, accent's change over time, spelling does not.

gacht a point

>scottish accent
you mean a scachttish accent lad haha

hazlewood is fucking trash
cummins is the only aussie bowler worth half a dime

aye

if you say space ghettos in an american accent it sounds like spice girls in a scottish accent

put smith on to bowl

if you say beercan it sounds like bacon in a jamaican or geordie accent

Forgot this was on.

no, there's no r sound in space ghettos

Controversial idea: England to start swinging the bat

>7 foot bowler at the crease
>haven't simply bounced him out yet

Does he look like the kinda lad who'll simply duck under it paine you brainlet?

draw odds are shortening again lads
real fuckin scared

don't blush baby

A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

luv dot balls

JOE ROOT HAS A GOLDEN DUCK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

intellectual innings from buttler

I don't think I'll be able to survive the smugness if England win the WC and the Ashes...

new ball will sort that, although this one is starting to liven up

we'll lose one, then lose the rest quickly... don't even have that glimmer of hope i had last game

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that's the bowlers decision mate

>can't even bowl a bouncer above navel height

Australia looking COOKED

old trafford is under attack by metal gear rex and the umps still won't declare a draw

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mfw we sneak a draw in this match then get some fucking lucky-ass win on the last day to take the ashes after being absolutely dog shit almost the whole tournament and should have lost test 2, 3 and 4.

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>not bowling Starc and Cummins from either end until something happens

that's all we need to do

youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o

i love england so much and the fact we voted leave and still havnent left drives me near suicidal

>we
which player are you m8?
you yet to bat?

Yeah maybe if Tim "the brain" Paine is your captain it is.

had a good chance in the second mate weather just fucked us

Englands on the decline mate hate to break it to ya

should've know the brains trust would pick a bowler based on his batting ability

really need australia to burn a few reviews here desu

great tune desu
mid 00s landfill indie was KINO

Good bouncer from Starc could probably take out that piece of junk out mate, hardly a reason for stoppage

>NOT BOWLING STARC AND CUMMINS

Why were there no non-whites?

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lol wtf are the crowd doing

Waving EU flags?

>on your way?

HAZLEGOAT

FUCKING FINALLY YESSSSSSSSS

What kind of batsman is that?
A piece of string?

so true

FUCK SAKE

GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF YOU HOOKE NOSED CUNT

England are rubbish.

absolute jaffa

Paine is a national hero. He'll be captain for life on the back of this.

GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OFF THE PITCH JOS

GONE FUCK OFF ON YA BIRTHDAY

GONE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ON YA BIKE

australia lucking out with that ball change again

REVIEW IT

GONE

GONE

FUCK OFF

IT'S COMING HOME LADS, FORMERLY LORDS

>pootler

>betting suspended
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Absolutely kino leave

ya seethe?

officially ogre

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BUTTLER’S GOT A BROWN DOG UP HIM....... ON HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!

>just about starting to hope
>fuck it up

the english way

He's been good i've just been sick of Lyon being useless

Now Jofra can wallop 6s

...

IT WAS A NO BALL

>Archer
>in a situation where he has to block out a draw
kek

KEK

8 down in no time

NGUBU MY SON

looking forward to jofra tonking it desu

House Negro in

fuck joe root with a massive cactus up the arse simple as

Can't believe Aussies STILL haven't wrapped this up, pretty embarrassing tbqh

So true.

>Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent
fuck off

Here's your MVP bro

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>that deep downwards looking inhale from BUTtler

JUST

how many names you want senpai

>(You)

So true,

where's animefag to jinx it for >us?

>archer keeping strike
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It's even more true now Hazlewood and Cummins with Starc in for a few

she cute

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dont play shots

for me it's that comfy chilled feeling of having two beers and being in that nice relaxed state

Honestly surprised Leach hasn't been moved up the order, Broad and Archer cannot grind this out

He wants to be the hero. It's all about him.
He's like Chris Gayle without the talent.

don't you dare start trying to slog you dumb fucking wog

...

Christ we're about to lose the Ashes

>MMarsh

Commentators were talking about getting him into the team the other day, I visibly cringed.

Archer should have come out last for sure

>Fartcher

outside the line? Would've reviewed that

based grubber

my six and a half metres XI

21.33 feet
7.1 yards
255.9 inches
0.032 furlongs
0.00350972 nautical miles
0.01467 empire state buildings
2.39 tallest mans in the world
6.871e-16 light years
9.81e33 planck lengths
0.0000016909469% of the distance from the Earth to the Moon.
sebbo's waistline

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OF SLAVE GO BACK TO NIGGER LAND

NICE AREAS GAZZA

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GONE

ah mel don't blush baby let's go for a drink after de match and have a treesome

GONE GONE GONE BACK TO THE FUCKING COTTON FIELDS

GONE
FUCK OFF NIGGER
GET BACK ON THE BOAT
FUCK OF BACK TO AFRICA CUNT
GO BUILD SOME MUD HUTS YA DICKHEAD

GONE

GONE

FUCK OFF CUNT

BACK TO PICKING COTTON YOU BLACK BASTARD

kek

GONE
GOT EM
GET OFF THE PITCH
LEAVE THE GROUND
BACK TO BARBADOS
FUCK OFF

I thought he married a fat bird

farcher out

Alright I take it back

grimness

Woah

Absolute GOAT post.

>FARTCHER

KEK

The English always say that, they don't seem to understand how shit he is
They must find the idea of no all rounders in a side mind boggling

TIM PAINE HAS WON THE ASHES ON HIS BIRTHDAY

reading all this comical over the top racism is making me proud lads

why is this '''contribution to society''' meme actually allowed relevance when its been completely debunked
why do i need to shit my youth down the toilet for GDP growth
why do i need to wake up hazy and confused and be somewhere just bceuase toilberg wants me to be there . why am i compelled to be a bootlicker? this is not how humanity was founded and ITS LITERALLY COMPLETELY INHUMANE
TOILBERG CAN LITERALLY STUFF HIS MONEYBAGS IN HIS FUCKING FAT GREEDY FACE

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Is there anything more kino then a shitload of fielders around the bat?

Where's the best place to purchase a brown dog?

>Impact: Umpires Call

Holy fucking KEK

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>bring in Leach before Broad
>but after Archer
what le fuck
is Broad injured? Remembered seeing some padding on his hands at the end of the second aussie innings

yeah, a big black cock thrusting in and out of a white pussy

*saves /cric/*

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AHHHHHHHAAAA
BATTY MAN FI DEM

your mom gave birth to one. that much is enough

I think it was tubs back in the studio, or some other ex aussie players on some youtube thing I watched, can't remember.

ditched her for the instathot

PLUMB
L
U
M
B

The missus just done a pregnancy test lads.

They're probably just playing him there to massage his dumb wog ego, he's about as useful as Jimmy would have been

>review
oh my its going to be this episode again

REVIEW IT

BOOM BYE BYE IN A BWATTY BWOI EAD

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What's the bleeding hold up?

He literally hit the ground.

English fan cut off the ball tracking to buy time.

wtf is this appeal

You're allowed to say >we when referring to international sport because they're representing you whether you want them to or not. I have the deal with the shtick from other countries if England are shit at football or cricket or whatever so I also get to claim credit for their play.

*hoaxes the ball tracker in the downtime*

yeah fuck off missing, glitch in the system w/ all that delay

>REVIEW LOST

>*rigs the balltracker*

WHY WOULD YOU REVIEW LBW WHEN THE BALL MISSED THE LEG STUMP
FUCKING HELL PAINE ARE YOU STUPID

Big brain Paine does it again

sO TRUE.

Paine has got an aesthetic chest too

FUCKING HELL

I need a compilation of these pronto

>enormous pause before ball tracker
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Suddenly Hazlewood is bowling 140km/h off-breaks.

Lose with some dignity, holy shit.

*paine's wife gives birth to a brown baby*
*paine reviews it*

>GRIM
>POONE
Yeah we'll have a review mate

>about to captain your team to ashes away win for the first time since Waugh
>still find time to show off your incompetent leadership
Kek

Big delay while they make it miss on hawkeye.

>implying that ball tracking wasn't completely fucked up

...

Always mirrin that

FUCK UP JOSH

STAND BY WHILE WE "FIX" THE BALL TRACKER

ICC INVESTIGATION NOW!

How many more overs?

jesus christ stop whinging you're about to win anyway

Do aus even take the new ball when the old one is reversing so much?

The Luddites were right but for the wrong reasons.

They literally can't, it's part of their culture.

A lot of $$$ lost if the fifth test is a dead rubber.
Lemme just adjust this ball tracking real quick.

>hold on Joel, I'm altering the balltracking

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>ball hits offside of shoe
>still deflects leg side
>RIGGED DRS
no lol

27/28

>ball went down leg slip and missed the wicket
>no POSSIBLE way it could be LBW
>"yeah we'll have a review thanks"

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Glasses cleaning time lads

proxy on mate

WHERE IS THE PHYSIO!?!?!

Anyone else absolutely cannot wait for toil? I can't!
At the end of each day I always check the GDP growth figures and I like to look at a little bit of the economic expansion and think "there's me!"

bit dark out there

Paine get back to wicketkeeping and stop reviewing mate

This really was the thing that stood out to me and made me say "Wait a minute......."

I think life should be your greatest century

*dismiss him*

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jack leach has destroyed the incel glasses stigma

based Winston

It was arguably worse than the fateful review from last time. At least that was done to put them off, this was done out of genuine belief it could be LBW.

Business idea: Actually just fucking open with Leach

wouldn't really be a dead rubber. "retaining" the ashes on a draw is a meme. australia would have to avoid a loss to actually win

>Starc on
get ready for a broken fucking tail

settle down mate youre on in your 20s

starc looks like a based pedo

Not as bad as that review by england where the ball misses by a foot though.

Not a dead rubber at all as it's now part of the test championship

BREAK HIS FUCKING GLASSES STARCY

>Bowled pace to nephew
>Glasses fell off
>Stepped on them trying to find them
Never again will I bowl with glasses.

This game needs a swarm of bees

MOGGED

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the ball tracking servers are on fire

what happened to bombthreatlad?

BOWL A FUCKEN YORKER STARC YOU DUMB CUNT

reckon ill get laser done
fuck it had it up to here with glasses

ON THEIR BIRTHDAY

Bees I'm a fan of

Based straussy

yeah i'm burning them mate, sick of these bullshit decisions

Same

settle down buddy they only rigged the deviation off the pitch by five degrees

>AUSIES AUSIES AUSIES

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

>AUSIES AUSIES AUSIES

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

Ay up lads

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that ball really exposed all the room temperature IQs watching this, including Paine.

>making fun of broad
Kek

In jail waiting for his beans on toast

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why isn't leach opening?

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was kind of hoping australia would lose this so i could get a hooker and wallow in misery after

What was /cric/ like when the sandpaper was spotted?

>Australia have only gotten Leach out once so far
grim

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Full of Aussie denial as you'd expect

>leach farming the strike

aussies cranially combusted

Some poo caught it first I believe. No one believed him

Not that crazy because it was an away series in South Africa so there were only like 10 Australians watching live and the threads are pretty slow. After the new made international headlines there were tons of non-cricket watching nations making fun of us.

grim

>hang on hang on hang on.....
>if the ball..... hit the pads..... then still missed the leg stump..... how could it be lbw?

speck of dust on glasses:

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I believe that

aussies fuming, people mocking smith's sobbing interview about muh dad

Starc going for the peado look

raindrop here lads
should I try landing on leach's eye as the ball comes in

>there were tons of non-cricket watching nations making fun of us.
thats what happens every time england doesn't win at any sport
tons of flags where the sport isnt even played line up to feel included

NO STAY AWAY FUCK OFF DON'T HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS JOIN YOU

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>draw down at 8/1

happening

The floodlights are coming now Aggers just said. This game will be drawn soon.

>leach out
>shows raindrop to umps
>play stops due to rain
>drawn test

go for it lad

good thing I stopped watching /cric/ after the ICC bent the rules for that filthy nigger Rabada because
>he a poor opressed black boi
>he dindu nuffin
So I wasn't around for the whole sandpaper saga.

Just as bloody well we are a test nation now so

/cric/ still has that one intermittent Brazilian who probably came from that

OH STARC FUCKS BOYA
OH STARC FUCKS BOYS
OH STARC IS A BIG PAEDO
YEAH AND HES GONNA GIVE US THE ASHES
OH STARC IS A BIG PAEDO

get ready for a broken fucking homophobe

the pitch here lads
think I might crack a little and give lyon a wicket, should I

youtube.com/watch?v=cgRsYkKb1eI

BASED

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Near constant reposting of cringeworthy sycophantic reddit posts.

direland will never be a cricketing nation to me

>"That's literally our budget down the drain."

>"It's not a problem, just spend more money"

reckon he needs the help mate go ahead

that would suggest he knows actually knows something about cricket

havent jacked off since classic wow came out, will once we've secured this match

got a bit of an itchy urethra lads

cloud here lads
should me and my mates come over the ground?

Why does england endorse racism by selecting overton?

right on m8 let me just find the right spot.

When will they show winviz again?

Grim times

Reckon they should keep this ball

love your work mate

that was one thing I noticed about the old WoW days, was always easy to nofap

leach should ask for a glasses change between each ball

Ball here guys.
Should I hit the top of off?

I remember that kek

that was a classic starc tailender ball that

*cracks*
AHHHHHHHH that there was fuckin grouse. alright hope lyon comes in soon

>overton
>did not score over a ton

Stick a nail down it. Should get it.

starc is a brainlet

so every day on Yea Forums then

Clapping like a mong.
Let's 4 go.

nah tried sticking things down it before mate, didn't do much good, might be why it's itchy now actually

Don’t bad mouth me

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What we nwwd to do is have overton and leach start arguments with the silly fielders to waste some fucking time lads

Reminder that Cummins bowled the ball that secured the Ashes in 2017.

Reckon Australia will want to get these last two wickets.

Just need a run rate of 8 to pull through.

CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD

leach officially better than root at facing cummins with the new ball with that block.

GONE FUCK OFF
HES OUT

Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city
Well, don't, ah no, hesitate
'Cause your love just won't wait, yeah

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Think it's getting a bit ahead of them lad. They'll never win the world cup playing like this.

ball tracking software here. anybody want me to modify an LBW call so that the ball hits the wicket?

Wicket nek minnit

Reminder that regardless of this result, England are still your world champions

>rain dance
Fucking kek

>come on rain
>please save me from these big strong muscular ausgods

disgraceful

I have faith in Leach

Shoelace here. Think I'm going to come undone in a minute, have my moment on TV.

Joe Root's bat here, feeling a bit bored lads

FUCK me i have a headache lads, need this game to finish up so i can head to bed. i am FUCKED

The Cum Show™

mum hasn;t even started the fucking sunday roast yet what the fuck

digits and ENG make it

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this is test cricket mate, and you can't even make the old argument anymore because there's a test world championship now

Warner's score here, about to go 0-100 real quick

Toil here. Think I'll be looming quite shortly.

the idiots who kept picking Roy must take responsibility for this mess

think its fucked that taxes on actual labour is higher than taxes on doing nothing but holding capital

slap her

why can't leach keep his mouth close?

The Ashes looms

BAD LIGHT STOPPED PLAY WTF

Slap on the cards?

GLORY GLORY BARMY ARMY
WERE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING ASHES

idle hands are the devils playthings, user

Business idea: 6th Test

Warne dreaming about Michelle 5er

fuck her arse to assert your dominance as the secret king

oof unlucky mate

Nice Mitch
Bouncer a meter outside off-stump

meme here, thinking about spending an hour or two in the limelight then disappearing faster than gooseys lunch

South Manchester here

fucking dark outside now lads - cameras turn up the brightness for TV, but its fucking almost black

If Cummins gets the last two here it'll be chadlite stops play

hair is still thinning despite 3 months on fina
this is fucked up honestly. what the fuck?

TAKE SOME FUCKING WICKETS

think you made a typo there m8

they need to hold on for what, 2 hours?

CHUZWOZZA

this lack of light is really worrying, someone could get seriously hurt out there lads

BASED cumbrain Warne

hows your willy doing lad?

bout an hour and 15 minutes

Lancaster here, still really bright here

it's shedding. did you read up on it at all?

>feigning that slip so he could rough up the ground

why do they cheat so much bros?

Starc? More like Shart.

photons here, thinking we'll just pop off for the night to flex on the aussies

literally no difference, which makes me think its not working at all. my libido is the same as ever as well

I thought that was only with rogaine. will the shedded hair come back?

why doesn't Starc just bowl cross seamers or something
sick of the swing meme

Starc requesting a shovel to fix up the crease

is there anything better than a late night snack while all the wagies are in bed sleeping awaiting another week of wagecuckery

is jack leach based?

ATUMBAH ATUMBAH RAIN ATUMBAH RAIN
OOOH AHHHH

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Im in Eccles Manchester lads and its starting to rain. Praise fucking God. COME ON

moon here, might do a cheeky eclipse

pretty dark in my room with the curtains closed

surely play can't continue

FUCK THE LIGHT JUST HAVE THEM BOWL OUT THE REMAINING OVERS, IT COULD BE FUCKIN PITCH BLACK FOR ALL I CARE

based leachlet

Starc is cooked

Reminds me of that test in the 05 Ashes where the Barmy Army all got out their umbrellas while Aus supporters put on sunglasses.

can barely make out the ball, umpires should just do the sensible thing here

Sun here, feeling very sleepy, might be a good idea to turn in early.

>relying on acts of god to save you

absolutely pathetic, the british empire used to rule the world

Is it sportsmanlike to let a ball roll to the boundary for 4, so that you keep a batsman on strike?

TOO DARK

wicket microphone here, gonna capture some more gazza compliments

Quite frankly, this light is dangerous.

They should make them bowl underarm to avoid any danger.

Good times

tick tock, stressful

Hoping we let Steven Smith bowl out Archer.

not allowed to say that about archer nowadays

9 AND 10 GAZZA, 9 AND 10.... OYYYEEEE

Has a test match ever been scheduled during a lunar eclipse?

im unironically worried

unironically does look a lot darker now

>taking weird drugs that mess up your pecker when you could simply go full faf and embrace the loss

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How can they continue play?
I can't see a thing

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AUSSIES MENTALLY COOKED. NO FUCKING ANSWER TO THIS TAILEND DISPLAY PERHAPS THE GREATEST TAILEND OF ALL TIME

Haloooo (i want wicket)

For me it’s Tim Paine appealing for almost every single ball that carries through to him

Feeling a quick double century from Leach coming up to take the win lads.

been on the shitter all day, think I’m fucked lads

consider it gamesmanship without necessarily being unsportsmanlike

love bants

Umpires will have blood on their hands if they let balls fly in with this light and someone gets hurt

I'm not as good looking as Faf, also not a professional athlete so feel like I'm at a bit of a disadvantage.

>PERHAPS THE GREATEST TAILEND OF ALL TIME
That is mine.

BOWL FASTER RETARD

Business idea: take a wicket

I'm thinking these two should push on for the chase, they have it in them

don't get this meme, he's always been a weirdo loser cunt to me

ATUMBAH ATUMBAH WICKETS ATUMBAH WICKETS
OOOH AHHHH

BASED sebbo

england is going to miraculously hold on for the draw today only to get slaughtered by like 500 runs in the last test
screencap this

t. Mrs Bowen

Key for Australia here is to take the final two wickets. Aim of the game will be bowling deliveries that aren't total shit and actually threaten the batsmen.
Conversely England will want to see that they bat out the rest of the day.

unless they're prepared to give all the players night vision goggles they should really call this off

I am not enjoying this one bit lads.

More than 30% of test matches end in draws.

yeah I'm finna thinking they should take the new ball now

air here, might facilitate the sound of the crowd by vibrating my molecules

Just watched a youtube video of Gordon Ramsay making home made donuts.

Not keen on donuts myself and they looked a bit shit but might be useful to make them at some point and my mates like donuts so it would be a nice gesture I think.

LADS time for the bad light haka!

Leach is already wearing his, so its all good

lads, imitating paganism will not earn God's favour

Reminder that we’re essentially nine down because Broad will scarcely last longer than four balls.

22 overs

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i dunno mate faf's pretty good looking

activate the power play paine you hack

good lad,
I use to occasionally make brownies or cookies for my DnD group

Faf is a chad with chad hair.

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>he doesn't know

howling

you can have a (you) for that one

reckon the aussie got the better root here

he looks like the altmer or some shit

New ball is unironically doing less than the old

>basically every UK police and fire service is tweeting stuff like this today

The fuck? Somewhat unsettling

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The fact that Archer came in ahead of Leach is hilarious

Why don't they try to lure them with a runout?

>trading in that swinging seaming gift of an exchange ball for this new red pie

JUST

Why do these cunts suddenly forget how to bowl on day 5?

Is it Ramadan?

192 to win

over half way through this now lads

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never seen anything like that here

have they taken it already?

>Leach outplaying more than half the English batsmen in less than half the light

Jinxing it with this post but Overton actually looks like a good call-up.

What would the pen and notepad be useful for?

Small brain: New ball
Medium brain: Old ball
Colossal brain: Middle aged ball

hoping we get cucked by reviews again

if australia don't manage this can we just give the ashes to New Zealand? because England don't really deserve them either

fucking hell I thought they hadn't taken it yet
jesus they should have kept going with it, it was definitely doing more

im so disappointed with archer i'm returning this jofra archer action figure to the shop

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>whistle

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Lads am I the only obe who cant see whats going on out there. What the fucks happwning. Shouldnt ay be stopped?

writing sonnets

The replacement middle age ball they had was far better

>radio

lol idiots i have an ipod nano with 16bg

Are you dyslexic?

I have faith in Cumgod
Wicket this over

Wisdom unbound tier: no ball

Those few overs with the changed old ball was the most swing we've seen all series from the Australian bowlers. Why the FUCK did they take the new ball?

what happened? wasn't starc supposed to be done with the tail by now ?

thinking it's time for Siddle to have an over or two to remove this tail-end

hoping we draw the series at 1-1 so everyone loses and neither England nor Paine look good

Think Aus needs to get the sand paper out to win this.

Galaxy brain: Whinging until the umpires let you have the best ball in their box

ok so bring that too

>flashlight

Why do we use American words for things we already have words for?

>flashlight

>life in England

Sorry lads work just called. Take care everyone :)

He hurt himself midway through his last over ten minutes ago

How do you expect him to type when its too dark to see the keyboard

>Ey kumar, mind if we have that old ball back?

>the ashes retaining captain tim paine returns to australia to a heroes welcome.

Lyon was looking the most dangerous. Absolutely brainless from Paine.

He can't see his keyboard.

glasses here, might steam up

Om in manchesyer and cant see shot

jack leach ought to retire hurt.

This.
Speaking of which I'm using my torch to watch this game as its so dark.

Egghead BTFO

This would mean Australia don't look good though. Cope it away but it wouldn't be just Paine in the history books.

False flag incoming to deliver Brexit without resistance

WHY NOT CALL THE PHYSIO ON

Writing poetry whilst you await execution by the local militia for trying to steal from their potable water supply

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can't see shit captain

WIPE EM WIPE EM

Leach needs to shit himself so that he can spend several minutes changing his pants.

Yeah but everyone knows we should have won at least 3 tests if he wasn't such a retard so there'd always be an * next to the "victory".

Typical poms, always cheating

new

This is literally the chad vs the virgin

STOP BOWLING SHORT

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I know Ponting got a bit of stick for his captaincy but he seems an absolute top top lad.

I feel sorry for the bowlers but Paine really doesn't deserve any praise.

I want to fuck she.