/nfl/ General - Jets RISING Edition

J U S T JUST JUST JUST

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FAKE NEWS...stop being so naive you pasty

Is that Seabass?

Is AB, dare I say, based?

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>Jets RISING
to 3rd place in the afc east maybe

>bleacherreport.com/articles/2852860-mort-antonio-brown-asked-social-media-experts-how-to-accelerate-raiders-release
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahah you're so clever hahaha, the Jets are fucking shit up this season. either get on the wagon or get the fuck out of the way

he told everyone this was coming than when it came you all act surprise...Pittsburgh should had trade AB to the Pats sometime ago

>/nfl/ immediately falling for AB's management's damage control
why am I not surprised? Let's wait how he actually works out in NE before we crown the Pats again

@my fellow fin fan. What are you doing to survive this season? For me it's waiting for tua and hoping for more meme magic from the likes of AB84

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reporters of any kind are nothing but a bunch of liar...have you learn nothing under trump leadership

real talk the only thing the jets need to be worried about is Gase working out. team lookin legit

No he’s not what the heck

Which 1pm game is the most watchable?

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>the Jets are fucking shit up this season
>with adam gase as hc
thanks user I needed that

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24th for Vikings

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Browns Titans ofc

You will ALWAYS be a mediocre 6-8 win team

you can still watch for the love of the game bruh

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I don't get it. Patriots winning every single year can't be good for business can it?

Falcons at Vikes seems like it could be a great game. also interested in Eagles/Redskins.

>People don't get it, AB orchestrated this whole "insane egomaniac" image for the past year
This aspect is also hysterical. A player basically trashing his own reputation and earning potential just so they can go to a contender and turn around and I say “I was merely pretending to be a retard!” is like Manziel levels of intellectual genius. Ive never laughed so hard ahahah

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Kc at jax
Rams at car

Unfortunately i live in filthy territory so I'll be forced to watch iggles

yes he is

rams pants
falcons vikings
chiefs jags
pats steelers

I genuinely think that >we might go 0-16 this season

>he thinks the Viqueens can win anything with Cuck Cousins as their QB

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It is Tom Brady's birthright to win 10 owls.

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kc
browns
redskins

he never wanted to be a raider the steelers were being a dik about trading AB to his asking team so AB when around the system...the marriage of one year will work out for AB and the Pats

How many carries does he get today? Everyone says he’s better than Howard

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I'll be watching:

1:00PM
Chiefs Jaguars
Titans Browns
Rams Panthers

4:00PM
Giants Cowboys
49ers Bucs
Colts Chargers

8:00PM
Steelers Patriots

I can't wait for his reaction to the Browns game, will be good either way.

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>makes Yea Forums seethe
BASED

Yes and he probably also destroyed his feet on purpose just to spite the Raiders. Niggas be acting like AB is some kind of 4D chess genius

Nah, bro. No matter how bad you are, you are pretty much guaranteed to win at least one game by accident. To go 0-16 takes incredibly conscious effort and a lot of luck.

posting news source like they dont lie is disgusting

BAKER GX MAYFIELD PUPPET MASTER GUNGA GOOGA GINGA

>i'll be spending 10 hours of a beautiful sunday watching niggers throw a ball
Well, at least your wife is nice enough to let you watch tv while jamal is over

How

9

7. Eagles won't give any RB that isn't Darren Sproles more than 10 carries.

>Per multiple reports, the Steelers will avoid trading Brown to one of their AFC North rivals or to the Patriots.

>The Steelers were determined not to trade receiver Antonio Brown to the Patriots or to any other team in the AFC North. And now, of course, Antonio Brown plays for the Patriots.

>Both Adam Schefter of ESPN and Mike Giardi of NFL Network report that the Patriots did indeed try to trade for Brown in March, but the Steelers resisted their overtures. Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that the Patriots actually offered a first-round pick for Brown.

>offer a 1st for Brown, get turned down
>use the Raiders 3rd and 5th instead

Lmao

It’s could also be a huge draw. It’s good to have a “villain” that everyone loves to hate in the league because lots of people will tune in in the hopes that somebody dethrones them.

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did you see the video of AB running after getting his release from the raider...it was 4D chess...stop your hate and pick a better team than the fins you gay homo faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=nUCZ3XnvM04

As opposed to your hobby of shitposting on Yea Forums and conflating everything with cuckold porn since you are a closet cuck.

What game should I watch? I was thinking of the Browns - Titans.

is elpresador schizophrenic?

1. Chefs Jasg
2. Rasm Pants
3. Tits Browsn - gotta check out the new memes desu

pats steelers

Browns-Titans will be a good game if you like retard fights.

entire country is going to watch pats stillers today

he's puppet master working drones

Patriots Steelers for sure, but Browns-Titans is good for the 1pm games

Would only be worth watching if AB was playing

youtube.com/watch?v=NiqjMwHW0LA

GO BIRD TEAMS

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chief jags should be good

chief defense is shitty and the jags offense is shitty should make for a boring or great game

Yes, statistically there is a very strong chance that AB has a very high IQ.

It's all about getting the No. 1 draft pick next year for the phins no doubt. Doesn't mean you have to completely get up on the season though. There are always other interesting teams and storylines to follow

I am the Austrian Seahawks fan you retard. AB is fucked in the head, I don't understand how you can't see that

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Based

>stillers forced to watch the patriots drop their 6th banner with brown on the patriots sideline

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Watch redzone

Chiefs/Jags is the ultimate fucking trap game. Everyone is sleeping on the Jags for the wrong reasons. Ya'll about to get #woke

nah...dont listen to this bs
titans are a below average team and the browns are over hype like the bears

Red zone

Oh yeah that matchup as well. Too bad AB ain't playing AFAIK. Game is pretty late my time and I gotta be up early-ish to call the health care center so might just watch the highlights of that.

Yeah I'm mainly looking at the 1pm games since they start 8pm my time.

That was another one I was looking at. Watching Mahomes was fun last season and I dunno why but I kinda like the Jags even though they are pretty shit.

Can I get a quick rundown, Bogstyle?

FUCK THE JEST

my ass with this BS antonio Brown video tweet showing him "learning he was traded"

Skip after the Cowboys and Patriots lose today

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Except Baker is way better than Trubisky, and that's the biggest flaw the Bears have

pants-rams > nfcn shitshow > nfce shitshow > chef-jags > jets-bills > browns-titans > phins-ravens

>"He was pretending to be retarded."

this level crazy is a sign of genius

>implying fake news is a new thing

Redzone basically allows you to watch all the games without commercials, and it skips all of the unimportant shit and make it so that you only see the most important drives for each game.

>Destroyed his feet
Yeah, what happened with that? Lost in all the mayhem caused by the shouting match with Mayock, reporters have stopped following up on the status of his supposedly frostbitten feet. Did he just make that whole injury up just to upset the Raiders?

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Redzone shows games where a team is within twenty yards of the endzone
You get to watch the good parts of each game

okay the seahawks are okay but still dont have a defense...clowney is disgusting

I'm a Chefs fan and I'm so hyped for an awesome season that I almost hope we'll lose Pats Style early on to keep my hopes in check.

At this point, I can't even make fun of you. It's genuinely tragic you are a Dolphins fan.

>AB @AB84
>20h20 hours ago
>“The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth”

When did you realize AB was one of the most intellectual athletes of our time?

No, if you watched Hard Knocks they actually showed that his feet were all fucked up. He wasn't faking that.

>stoolers

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Imagine getting played by a nigger like AB. Holy fuck.

He doesn’t even know what that means

Redzone is fucking dogshit, that's no way to watch football. It's like watching a highlights reel on youtube and saying you watched the whole game. You're missing 90% of the fucking thing

Redzone is the best for when you don't have a stake in the outcome of any of the games in a time slot, but want to keep up with all the biggest plays from each game, real-time. No commercials, just all the action as it happens pretty much. Goes from one game to the next when needed.

AB liked a tweet promoting the rape of Mayock

>but yer missing the ads! More than one game at a time is for casuals >;(

Except, if I actually care about a game, I'll pull it up in another tab, so I can watch the other games in the commercial break.

Did a quick read on the Wikipedia article as well, yeah that sounds like a nice deal. Even though it's nice to focus on one game and see minutes of effort on a drive go to shit due to some retarded pick, I wouldn't mind keeping an eye on multiple games.

Good stuff.

Thanks anons. Have an old meme pic on me.

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It would be nice if AB brings the circus to NE.

Can somebody please explain to me why Yea Forums is currently hyping up the literal retard that is AB84 so much? Is it all just Patsfags?

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mayock got completed cucked by the BBC

karma is a bitch

SEETHING

what the fuck is this guy's problem?

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More 4D chess from the biggest brain in the nfl

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Steelers fan here, I'm just too impressed to be mad.

Sam Arnold will have a better game than Baker Mayfield today

>Dolphins fan
>hates on the jets
Bills, jets and fins must stand together against the terrible tyranny that >our division has suffered in the last two decades.

did you watch hard knocks?

go fuck yourself with your plastic AFC-west tier view of rivalries

>Wagner
>Clowney
>Collier
>Wright
>McDougald
>Ansah
>Reed
The defensive will be good enough, I just hope at least one of the rookie WRs is halfway decent

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People STILL think Darnold is better, how embarrassing

He literally worked the Raiders so hard they released him so he could go to the team he actually wanted to go to. 1500 yards and 15 TDs guaranteed.

Bill Belicheck has signed Andrew Luck, plans on releasing Brady.

Hey everyone, long time Chiefs fan here since 2018. We don’t have to worry about Patriots getting Antonio Brown do we?

i use to truth them to tell me the truth but now I cant believe anything they report unless I see if for myself...even then I have this suspicious it my be staged

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No because you were going to lose to them anyway

64 dimensional chess

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Yes, I did. AB did not come over as particularly intelligent to me

what happened on hard knocks that makes him look good? unironically asking since i didn't see hard knocks.

>watching anything but redzone

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I’m a Texans fan and I think it’s fucking funny. The salt levels this shit is causing is enormous.

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>Chiefs fan here since 2018
thanks for the laugh

Because the Patriots have basically the strongest team structure in the NFL, and they always take reclamation projects like AB. And they have had success with doing this as well, See Darrelle Revis, and Randy Moss. The reason why everyone if freaking out, is because this is basically the best receiver they have picked up since Randy Moss, and if the patriots can't get AB in line and they release him, expect him to never play another down of football.

He is

Who?

It's all just meme magic. Yesterday, before he signed with the pats, everyone was calling him a dumb nigger who gave up 30 million and who would never play a single snap again. As soon as the news broke the dumb nignog became a true mastermind who played everyone since the end of last season

AB was cut by one of the worst teams in the NFL. He is only good when catching from Ben, and the Raiders realized this.

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the hype mostly comes from his diva attitude that led to his release and now he's on the most dominating nfl franchise of the last 20 years

>Still no reaction to AB to the Patriots
WTF are they doing?

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The Pats seriously should have traded Brady when they had the chance.

how many times will carson the cuck wentz get sacked today

the chiefs better hurry up and sign Patrick to a long term deal or he might be a Pats in 2021

Brady. QB for the pats that is about 3 years past his shelf life.

No

vick was never an accurate passer though, he was known for being a lefty with speed and the ability to throw the ball 80 yards down the field

What’s everyone eating for week 1? I’m making buffalo wings

weekdays only.

the next two years have some very talented qb coming out of college new england is gonna get one of them

>durr jimmy made of glass garoppolo would have been a better qb

>expecting a weekday show to have a reaction to news that broke over the weekend
????

Burgers

Bellichick must be really desperate to sign a clown like this. I can't remember him ever bringing in a diva in the past.

Leftovers. Had some enchiladas there day

Probably 1-2 the Eagles have the best line in the league.

Vikings Bros, what’s something you want to see on the field from this first game? For me, it’s a lot of running from Cook and Mattison. I’m hoping for 150yd game or more.

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Fuck you for not putting all your effort and energy in destroying the worst franchise of the league's history.
FUCK PATS
FUCK BELICHEAT
FUCK TOM BRODY
FUCK AB84

Leftover cheesy brown rice, brocolli, onions, and chicken nuggets.

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The browns 4-12 season starts today, and buster manletfield begins to live up to his name

The 2019 New England Patriots will unseat the 85 Chicago Bears as the best single season team in history.

In the 100th year of Football BB has perfected it.

Ocho Cinco

pulled pork sandwich from a food truck near my house
food trucks are mostly a meme but these guys do it right

>Who are Darrelle Revis, Chad Ochocinco, Randy Moss, etc
The patriots are the organization where divas are reformed.

Cheesy brown rice? Never heard of that

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>cheesy brown rice

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Oh, hi Tom

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But they’re losing their 1st game of the season today

can you name a soccer team that did something on the level as the Pats that cause as much out rage

>doesn't realize AB is a ben-baby

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is that the guy who got traded from his team and replaced with a guy who hasnt been able to finish an entire season his entire career

What pregames show should I be watching lads? Currently watching NFL network fwiw but would something else be better?

Hey guys, Tom here. I just wanted to say with my extra fingers that this is based.

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This obviously calls for an emergency show

everything's better with cheese

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twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1170717867697946624?s=20

>browns fans

someone said phillip rivers is the best QB to never make the super bowl

is this true

Statistically? Perhaps, at least top 5.

>Antonio Brown likes tweet saying Mike Mayok should be raped in the ass and then fired

BASED

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What went wrong here? They were destined for success.

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Uh..you do know Wentz has finished a season and Foles hasn’t as a starter?

Moss wasn't really a diva, he was just tired of being on a shitty Viqueens perennial loser team. I forgot about Ocho Cinco, and how long did that last?

He might legit be fucked up, that was a bad fall.

Fucking based

why paid 15$ for a sammich when you can but 3lbs of pork shoulders add some seasoning put in a crock pot and two -three hours later have your own pulled pork sammich for the entire week

Probably.

I'll be so pissed if he gets in the HoF

maybe if you dont count post season as part of the season like a bottom dweller

No that's the guy that meat slapped Brady with his 10 inch schlong

lol, butterfingers

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no warren moon

GM wanted a yes man, mass exodus of players

He couldn't get the playbook down and was a non factor in the offense, but the team made it to the AFC Championship that year, their culture makes it really hard for a single bad egg to blow everything up.

Foles as a starter in 2014: Broken Collarbone
Foles as a starter in 2015: Benched

this webm is mesmerizing me on a spiritual level

Good luck this season, bird bro.

You guys deserve a decent season.

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>when /nfl/ tries their very hardest to troll patriots fans but the best they can come up with is things that happened 2+ superbowl wins ago

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TYBBewd

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>1 ring
>ONE(1) RING
kek, have fun staying irrelevant for the next 10 years.

It really just hit me that the Pats are going to be able to run plays with Gordon and AB running wide routes on the sides and Edelman in the slot, this is a literal thing that will probably happen

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And the guy who took his job?

You mad bro?

Gordon will piss positive before week 5

49ers owner is a retard should've given jim more time

don't forget gronk/martellusbennet/sony michel/ james white

>1(ONE) ring
kek

Them trading away Alex Smith in favor of kaepernick was where they went wrong imo. They were 7-2 when Smith suffered a concussion and he never got the starting job back.

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>play action
>play action
>play action
>td
>Other team goes 3 and out
>play action
>play action
>play action
>td
Sure will be exciting watch the Pats play this year

This can't be true, right?

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*wins the owl the next year*
nothing personal kid

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how long will it take for gordon to get ab hooked on meth.

youtube.com/watch?v=VxnNuVutCLo

LMFAOOO

He hasn’t made it yet but don’t act like Foles hasn’t dealt with injuries in his career and missed time as well.
2012-Broken hand
2013- Concussion
2014-Collar Bone

>Just made bet a three team parley (Giants, Eagles, Seahawks)

Easy money.

imagine getting traded by a team you won and owl for because they have some young guy who never showed any ability to finish a season

Imagine being a dynasty and losing to a team that’s never won a SB.

who /eagles/ here

Chargers will win the AFC West

The Pats WRs are bigger than the Steelers ILBs.
The Pats are going to rush for close to 300 yds because the Steelers simply aren't big enough to stop them.

Good choice. I miss my oilers.

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dumb: the post

Dud.. Wentz literally played 16 games in 2016 and is the only Eagles QB to do so. Do some research.

cope

You literally won't be able to stop them. For 1, who do you double cover? They have weapons that can beat you everywhere, and if you try and go into anything other than nickle, they'll just run all over you and then when they do go into nickle, they'll throw all over you. And don't even get me started on how the Patriots are going to have a top 3 defense this year with Chase Winovich leading the team in sacks

I hope the Giants are plus 6.5 or else you're losing

Who's ready to go 0-16, again

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yo

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fuck tua, we're in it for the long haul and getting Lawrence in 2021 i hope. shreddding the new mexico state defense doesn't make you an elite QB

no one on the raiders could cover him its was filthy and believe he saw the talent around him and knew that it was not a team thats going to win championship anytime soon

kek

>AB 1000+ yards
>Josh Gordon 1000+ yards
>Demaryius Thomas 1000+ yards
>Julian Edelman 500+ yards
>Sony Michel 1000+ yards
>James White 1000+ all-purpose yards

The bengals are going to save you from that torment.

get out im the only Lions fan on this board and i hate sharing

>"Do these bitches really think they have what it takes to go 0-16?"

As a Browns fan, yes they do.

hes not a lion fans

Trayvon Martin was my great awakening from the lugenpresse

Best franchise?
>Most Super Bowl rings
>Rings won over multiple eras

>it's spelled boro
I love elpresador but he's an idiot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxborough,_Massachusetts

I want to see Skip Bayless cry tomorrow is there any hope for the Giants to win?

If the Patriots win it all this year, do you think Brady, Edelman, Gronk (presuming he comes back this season, which is a real possibility,) and Gordon all leave and/or retire or do they come back to try a 3-peat

look, i know you're from Peru and just got into football two seasons ago. But the Dolphins and Jets have had a hated rivalry for over 50 years. It's tradition at this point

You mean when you were radicalized by /pol/

This, no one is actually retarded enough to be a lions fan

I actually instantly feel better about this. I'm still mad that there is an s though.

which was more pathetic the lions or the browns winningless season?

Do you think if your mom takes a fat shit and calls it Iron Giant it’s any different from you?

i read about the coverage of vietnam and that woke me to how corrupt the media can become to not tell the real truth

Last digit is the week AB gets hurt and sent to IR

Brady will never retire. He is immortal

Maybe

3 peat. Even Gronk will stay.

Lions

You have severely misunderstand your high school health class.

finally game day. where is my birdbros at?

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fuck you i love my lions

I'm a handegg newfag. How long before the scheduled time is the coin toss?

Right here my guy

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Redskins @ Eagles thread up

Based

God I love this guy

>being a pats fan when you don’t currently live in Massachusetts
Is there a more pathetic bandwagon fan in all of sports?

the browns tanked to get draft picks and that disgusting the lion really tried to win those games

Lmao did anyone see AB liked a tweet saying mayock should be raped in the assume?

1: either chiefs/jags or tits/browns
4: colts/bolts
8: eff it I'm going to bed

>How long before the scheduled time is the coin toss?
Right before kickoff.

>we're gonna miss Peterson for 6 fucking games

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Digits and antonio brown shits himself live in his week 2 season starter

>raped in the assume
Fuck you phonefag

Yes. Real Madrid, Arsenal, and the Golden State Warriors.

Week 1 isn’t a coin toss, it’s traditionally a dice roll.

lmao i bet you have a favorite AFC and NFC team you humongous faggot

>Ass*

Browns. The 0-16 Lions lost a lot of close games that season.

damn it feels good to be a patriots fan

Yeah honestly the 1-15 dolphins from the year before the winless lions were worse than them

Reminder that running back LeGarrette Blount also misbehaved his way out of Pittsburgh, with the intention to rejoin New England. Its more common than you might think for players to act up to force their release to go to the Patriots.

well they spent a 1st on nkeal harry so they were desperate plus you need to see how little separation they got against the chiefs and rams at times Brady was having to read the whole field to see who would come open because Dorsett and hogan aren't going to cut it if not for the miracle run game they were fucked

Like a couple minutes before, but you won't see it on TV unless it's a big playoff game. You usually see the kickoff and the announcer will say, "Team 'x' has won the toss and elected to receive the ball to start the 2nd half".

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Why does the FCC allow Fox to show Charissa Thompson's pornographic footpusy on air ??? This whore is wearing clear stilettos. She knows what she's doing.

Prolly the Steelers desu

1 hour 20 minutes
LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS

I fucking love it

No, the 0-16 Lions were much worse than the 0-16 Browns. The Browns lost in funnier ways, but statistically, the Lions were worse,
The 08 Lions had 10 games with lose of more than 10 points, the Browns only had 7

>Its more common than you might think for players to act up to force their release to go to the Patriots.
How about Andrew Luck faking retirement so that he can come back and sign with the Patriots after Brady's real retirement next year?

>raped in the assume
I laughed at this harder than I should've

Based.

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So did he make that himself?

Is Kay Adams elite?

>raped in the assume
my sides

SOON

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she's so fucking hot

That situation was different. When the Steelers released him, Blount hit the waiver wire and had to be passed on by 31 other teams before the Patriots could actually claim him.

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>0-16 Browns.
you can really believe you own bs can you m8...they tank for the fukken draft picks and for no other reason

All BB cares bout is all the 3rd round compensatory picks he is going to get.
Teams will still be dumb next year and BB will reload on the fly like he has always done.

elite at making me harder than a diamond with a boner

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The Cowboys are legitimately the most talented team in the NFC. The only hole may be at quarterback. At times he will be able to manage with a very underrated defense or some would say they are hyped up now. At some point Dak will have to win games. We will see. 11-5 is my prediction.

guys, pats defense is gonna be best in league.

Dak I back.

should i start baker maycuck or brady at qb?

Her leaked nudes weren't too shabby either.

GO COLOR BASED TEAMS

id argue this team is stronger than 07

14-2 desu

>tfw everyone thinks the offense will be the best part of the pats but it's actually the defense

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Gayker Cuckfield IMO. Pats always come out flat the first few games so they can get the underdog narrative going.

Mayfield

twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1170721964341825538

>not watching redzone while listening to based jim donovan call the browsn game on the radio

brady and the pats don't always start strong at the beginning of the year but I wouldn't count on the browns

>Terry Bradshaw - A Football Life
Holy kino

Bold prediction: Brady will have a noodle arm this season and people will claim it’s all part of the plan

Im out of cleveland, is there a way to listen to Donuvian on the internet?

shades of '07 and '14.. except real offense this time

If he had it would have Blingee in the corner

kek he was having flashbacks from last night

Your team doesn't have a schedule as easy as mine and you're SEETHING about it, literally guaranteed to go over 500.

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Andrew Luck (IND) ruled inactive for today's game

oh god no

someone will put AB to sleep. check em

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Rams @ Panthers
>Rams
Redskins @ Eagles
>Eagles
Bills @ Jets
>Bills
Falcons @ Vikings
>Vikings
Ravens @ Dolphins
>Ravens
Chiefs @ Jaguars
>Chiefs
Titans @ Browns
>Browns
Colts @ Chargers
>Chargers
Bengals @ Seahawks
>Seahawks
49ers @ Bucs
>Bucs
Giants @ Cowboys
>Cowboys
Lions @ Cardinals
>Lions
Steelers @ Patriots
>Patriots
Texans @ Saints
>Saints
Broncos @ Raiders
>Broncos

Most radio stations have online feeds now, check their homepage.

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Here you go brownsbro:
923thefan.radio.com/media/audio-channel/jim-donovan-voice-cleveland-browns-11

I'm about to go get Wawa

Holy fuck we made it jets fans!!!

Here’s to another great year!!

L E L

Well, isn't the reason why the other teams passed on him because of his misbehavior on the Steelers? Sounds shockingly similar to me.

>leaving the house for fucking Wawa
lmao

>Charissa Thompson's

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>another great year
do you watch the jets?

leftover stromboli

What should I jerk off to while I wait

>this kills the chefs

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>another great year!!
>another

my queen

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Based af

No. Take a break from jerking off for once

Wawa is based af

>le spend entire cap on 3 people team
>good
'No!'

krystal boyd
russianblondekino

...

>Goodell is reportedly suspending AB for tampering, league sources tell ESPN.

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not since they stopped using amoroso rolls

Its like you took '04, '07, '14 and made a super team. The defense is going to end up at least being as good as '14 right off the bat with being on par with '04 being the ceiling. And then you take the '07 team and put in 2/3 BIGs and a Wes Welker that doesn't drop balls in big moments, and you'll have the '19 offense.

holy shit

>Hellth
for real? I could see it

It’s the only way I can contain my loneliness and depression

Is Edelman a lock for the HoF?

Me and my wife's son could hardly sleep in anticipation for the steelers game, so excited!

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He should be but there are too many regular season fags

Cinci chili with habanero.

Hi there! I’m going for a retard for Halloween this year, please supply me with a list of your wardrobe!

I'm going to try making this for the games
youtube.com/watch?v=ze39mtufeNE

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What is:
>Yea Forums's team
>Reddit's team

Buffalo chicken fries

>Goodell fines the Raiders for being brainlets that cut Brown, allowing him to join a contender.

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BASTE and DELICIOUS my dude

Yea Forums = Bears
Reddit = Eagles

>Noodle arm slant spam Brady being as good as 07

The Patriots. They are the only team that matters.

>Yea Forums
patriots
>reddit
browns

bucs
patriots

>Yea Forums's team
Patriots
>Reddit's team
Panthers

ok now this is based

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I thought he has the most post season yards, receptions, and TDs and Super Bowl wins

if edelman is HOF then david tyree is HOF

Oh god

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Patriots
Saints

>Pats
>Stoolers

Yea Forums = Raiders

3 > 10 > 8 > 2 > 7 > 9 > 11 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 6

>NFL on Fox music playing
>showing all the QBs warming up
FINALLY. It feels like it’s been so fucking long, this off-season was eternal.

Considering the amount of Eagles posting on Thursday, it's pretty clear they're 4chans official team

Yea Forums - Patriots
reddit - Cowboys

kek

>Chiefs
>Cowboys

explain your reasoning

baking wings is pretty great. just dont use a flat pan if they're frozen, they stew to much in the water and take twice as long.

Yeah but people will point out his lack of regular season stats

both only relevant in a Superbowl

>runt of the litter in the nfc east
>/ourteam/
no

which game should I watch

I know nothing about any team.

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Can't stop thinking about glazing Charissa Thompson's lewd feet

>this off-season was eternal.

And then the season goes by in a flash. It'll be 8 games in, then the Owl, then back to offseason before you know it.

Happens every year.

jesus, we're going to be so fucking bad

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the secret to great offseasons is being personable, rather than trying to appear intelligent, which makes you come off as arrogant.

Which is why redditors, who can be the biggest liars and some of the least intelligent people in the internet, can walk home with bigger paychecks than 4channers who work hard to make the product. Same 4channers find themselves less valued while the redditors are thrown parties.

Or, the people who take time off during the offseason instead of following every little morsel of news, and party it up, are given more love by girls who are often encountered IRL and were the party types themselves while 4channers are given flack for needing to to check the sports news again. The party people are more personable.

Which is where the old adage "It's not what you know, it's who you know" is true in many environments.

Edelman has a whole body of work of playoff domination, tyree has one lucky catch

Should I start Brady or Mayfield as my fantasy QB today?!

tfw local fox tower is broadcasting at 10% strength and i have to stream shit instead

Watch a RedZone stream

Start Cousins

Browns/Tennessee
Browns are winning the owl

Edelman is also a roidlet

*ahem*
Fuck niggers

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If you don't have a team, watch Redzone, and watch PatsVStoolers

>check tv
>either Bills @ Jets or Skins @ Philly
Well...fuck

I only have the two I mentioned, plus the only qb of note that’s still available is Brissett.

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Edelman is 2nd only to Jerry Rice in post season yards.

chiefs jags

it's gonna be so fucking funny if the ravens actually come out running the wing t or something and the phins still get run over

Do you remember that time when the Browns inextricably destroyed the Patriots back in 2010?

When was the last time your team won a super bowl?

>crown them again
They're still wearing the crown.

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Predict your team’s record
CHIEFS, 15-1 (we’ll lose to the Patriots at Foxborough)

Packers. One of the longest histories with championships from multiple decades.

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>Was getting released part of your plan?

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That's my wifes daughter (son) favorite matchup also

>runt of the litter in the nfc east

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My regional area is showing the Bucs game instead of the Cowboys.

as much as I love tom and all he's done this might be the greatest play in pats history

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You get another identical crown to put on your identical crown whenever you repeat.

>inextricably
inexplicably

Would be based if New England somehow went like 3-13

There’s still an hour dude

>jets
>9-7

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only because he's on the cheatriots and has 1 billion checkdowns

Steelers 11-5

The Bucs and Cowboys play at different times

did we ever find out why they benched him?

>16 years out of 100 years of nfl history
Nice try

I know, my faggot phone posting autocorrect went overboard.

even if the iggles won the owl this year they'd still be 1 away from tying the redskins
go cry into a cheesesteak faggot

AB will start bitching week 5. cap this

Is there a spee pickem?

That’s sound, I think Darnold will start playing very well, but there aren’t enough pieces yet for them to make a serious run or anything, and Gase isn’t encouraging, so 9-7 sounds about right.

49 minutes dum dum

Is there a stream to NFL pregame? I want something in the background right now

The NFCE was a different set of teams before 2002

Woah epic insult, what's next, a santa reference?

>Fins
>3-13
>enough to NOT get the #1 pick

Two of those to the Browns?

When was the last time your team won a super bowl?

The teams stool existed idiot

>what's next, a santa reference?
Yeah your mom is a ho ho ho you stupid fuck

>Patriots
>16-0
Its either we go 16-0 or we blow up.

I'm guessing batteries or puking

samefag

This is going to be a year where we might just see another 0-16 team again, if not multiple ones possibly.

get a pi, fire stick or something that can run kodi and stream what you can't pick up with an antenna

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Then again, that schedule could make them go 10-6 possibly

AB level IQ on this guy

How badly are >my clots gonna get stomped today?

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Imagine not having been alive to see your team win a Super Bowl lmao OH NO NO NO

...

youtube.com/watch?v=vPNNZ_MxowQ

Check r/NFLstreams unironically for actual game streams, specifically Buffstreams

chin chin boys

Just check the regular places. NFL Redzones streams usually broadcast NFL Network before the games start, although your mileage may vary.

not an insult simply stating facts

what does it say about me that I'd rather jerk off than fuck my gf?

Mayfield. Brady is a much better IRL QB than a fantasy QB.

Didn’t ever recognize OBJ with his hair gone

>Ha! Your city is recognised as having come up with the widely popular food known as "cheesesteak" eaten around the country

Rice has 151 receptions for 2245 yards (14.9 Y/C)
Edelman has 115 receptions for 1412 yards (12.3 Y/C)

He's not far behind.

Can the Cardinals win today?

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i just want playoff football this year

i miss it

also for the brown to destroy the pats locker room or get cut and they dont win the super bowl

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No. You're fucked

the best timeline is the pats go 0-3 and AB self destructs the team.

AB is going to win the Walter Payton Man of the Year award as the Patriots cruise to 19-0

>Giants somehow make playoffs

>Eli and Saquon once again beat Brady in the Superbowl

When a person’s language appears to be offense—such as being politically incorrect or ad hominem—it can influence fundamental impressions of him or her. One pilot study, 6 experiments, and 3 supplemental experiments (N = 4,956) demonstrate that being an asshole makes communicators appear more authentic—specifically, less susceptible to external influence—albeit also less intelligent. These effects, however, are moderated by perceivers’ NFL team and how sympathetic perceivers feel toward the target group being labeled negatively. In Experiments 1, 2, and 3 using politically incorrect language (e.g., calling Raiders players “illegals”) made a communicator appear particularly authentic among AFC West perceivers but particularly cold and dumb among other perceivers. However, in Experiment 4 these effects reversed when AFC West felt sympathetic toward the internal group that was being labeled “dum dum” (e.g., as you’ve just done to a fellow Chiefs fan). Experiment 5 tests why ad hominem can boost Yea Forums reputation, demonstrating that it makes communicators seem less conniving and “reddit”. Finally, Experiment 6 examines the use of ad hominem in a meaningful field context: perceived persuasion in real sports debates. Debaters instructed to be assholes (vs. not) were judged by their uninstructed conversation partners to be easier to persuade during the conversation, although they actually reported being similarly persuaded. Together, these findings demonstrate when and how using ad hominem language can enhance a person’s authenticity. In this case, however, as demonstrated in Experiment 4, you are simply an unmitigated asshole and totally in the wrong.

can one of you faggot tell me how many
great /good qbs for 2020 draft

Wow I had no idea Saquon beat Brady is a Super Bowl.

We've been fucked since 1920. Not only that, but we've been fucked in 4 cities too.

Joe Burrow

Eli is going to be benched before game 4

>Antonio Clown

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You’ll shock the league this year, I think you have SB potential. Your draft was insanely lucrative, loaded with talent. It all hinges on your midget of course.

>"Call him a cracker, that'll be the last straw"

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QB Props

+ Every NFL game on SportsBetting.ag

Mahomes 308.5
Ryan 280.5
Wentz 275.5
Mayfield 269.5
Goff 277.5
Foles 250.5
Newton 248.5
Keenum 236.5
Fitzpatrick 235.5
Darnold 222.5
Mariota 212.5
Allen 205.5
Jackson 181.5

is he the only one

Tua, frohm, herbert

reddit

Hi bros. My name is Patrick Mahomes. I am the best quarterback in the NFL. This year I will win a superb owl and no one can stop me. Have a good day

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>play action to sony michel with AB, Flash, Edelman, and Demaryius Thomas running routes
even the run game will be rediculous, when N'Keal gets back they will have 3 6'3+ 230lb receivers blocking manlet CBs and crack blocking linebackers

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J Hebert will be the only one worth a first round pick.
He won't be the only one taken in the first round.

>Mutthomes
>Winning a owl
top kek

>no one can stop me

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does this include the clemson qb and is he any good

Tua, Herbert, Fromm, Eason, Burrow, Montez

Source that proves that I’m reddit?

not yet, but Eli has done it twice.

Unfortunately, your nigger genes will prevent you from ever getting to that next level. Sorry!

Trevor Lawrence wont be eligible for the draft

Who's going to be the surprising playoff team this year, Yea Forums?

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he's not eligible for the draft till 2021

My team doesn't play until later tonight, which game should I watch?

You mean the Giants defense.

quads confirm he is a clown

Jets

Based digits

Cleveland Browns

And yeah hes the real deal

bills

dubs again confirm that he's a clown

Hey guys, do I start Brees against Houston or Baker against Tennessee?

what species is this?

Patriots

lel

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A Cleveland Browns team made up entirely of cloned Antonio Browns and coached by Paul Brown. How well do you think they'd do?

>championships from before the NFL-AFL merger
>rings from early NFL
>ring from 90s NFL
>ring from modern day NFL
>most NFL championships of any team
>currently the single best record in the the league

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Cowboys winning it all this year I can feel it

okay thanks...so the Fins will go 0-16 and draft which one burrow or tua

If the jets can do it, then they’ll make 5-6 seed again

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Back to /pol/ with ye

How long until Peterman is starting??

Colt McCoy is a winner.

CLE vs TEN is much more likely to end 10-3 than NO vs Houston so Brees

Winimus superbowlis

he has to decline eventually, right?

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yikes

ok thanks which one will the Fins draft first after going 0-16

I've never been there, I'm simply stating the harsh truth

Texans, 9-7. Were the kings of 9-7.

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big fins fan i see
how about we wait and see if the kike QB they wasted a 2nd round pick on is any good before we talk about drafting Samoan RGIII

Thanks. For this matchup I have to hope Brees has a good game while choosing not to throw to Michael Thomas a la that one Brady comic

4-12

how many has he won so far?

As someone who has no real affinity for any US state, should I just become a Browns or Raiders fan for the lulz

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Tua

I'm surprised some rabid Dolphins fan hasn't tried to kill Brady or any of the other AFCE teams really

Titans

He really is a solid QB and it's strange how the Skins don't like to use him even when he's backing up.

Parlayed Chiefs, Rams and Stillers.
Then flatout bet in the gnats and Browns. This bankrolls my entire gambling season. How am I gonna do today?

waaaaaasted trips on your foolishness...you jews are all the same

Pete's couch

Yeah the NFC is unusually open this year, I would’ve said the Bears were an almost certain bet for the SB before recent events made me realize Trubisky has no chance of taking them that far (I’d allowed myself to think the defense was good enough that he might be able to just coast on it, hadn’t realized he’d just be a straight up liability). So that leaves the Saints obviously, but I don’t see it happening for them—they’re highly overhyped, how many shit seasons have they had before randomly doing well last season? I think it was an anomaly, I don’t buy them at all. Then there’s the Rams, they’re probably the safest bet, but they could go similarly to the Saints, last year was an anomaly for Goff and had an air of being their one shot. Not to say McVay won’t work his way back eventually, just maybe not this year. Then there’s the Eagles, Wentz is a meme. The Packers, whatever, we’ll see. First year coach and not a super impressive cast, but Rodgers is Rodgers. Then there’s the Seahawks, who are probably the safest bet, but they’re not particularly convincing. I guess that leaves the Cowboys and the Vikings who are meh. So I look at the Cardinals roster and as long as Kyler lives up to hype, I see the potential for them to blast all the others apart, the moreso because it will be unexpected.

Not with Mariota (or Tannehill) lmao

It doesn't matter how much he declines as long as the rest of the league continues to be crippled by Belichicks brain draining wizardry

anyone got a last minute fantasy league spot?

Colts 3-13

You heard it here first

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how do I unsubscribe from this absolute bluepilled cringe blog

Even when you were the Oilers you guys seemed to pick up 9-7 records every other year.

bake new bread pls tia

>”Fuck your feet up in the cryochamber. It will make the Raiders seethe.”

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Look up if your hometown is a sister city to any American cities. Develop the slightest affinity for a city/state this way so you can pick a team.

Didn’t mean to literally call both the Rams and Seahawks both the safest bets lmao

make a fukken thread you lazy pieces of shit

no u

The chiefs (of Kansas city)

no u

The Raiders were once great, and so were the Browns only that color TV was around the last time the Raiders were good, unlike the Browns.

NEW

>no u

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what fukken took you so long you gay homo faggot

that literally already happened once so idk what you're on about

no. You become a true patrician. You have no favourite team. Every week you watch Redzone on one tv with the most important/closest matchup on the other. You don't cheer. simply hope to see brilliant offense meet brilliant defense. having a team to mindlessly cheer is for boring low IQ sports like divegrass.

That’s why it’s surprise!

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>bears or eagles
>seachimps

Yikes. No wonder they are always trying to rape and degrade shiksas

trips of truth fag boy

and unbenched
and benched
and unbenched
and...

dubs for my giants