/cric/

>Bro(wnlo)ad

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bout to wank to some tranny porn

for me, its Arnoldus Mauritius Blignaut
the final mog

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There used to be a guy from trinidad that posted here sporadically but he didn't act like this guy

who we where we come from England barmy army etc etc

>you gotta try this new IPA bro!

Smith is Mr. Autismo and knows exactly where his stumps are. He stepped across, didn't offer a shot and got hit with the ball hitting the middle of middle stump.

It's much more likely that he knew he was out than some number 11who never bats knowing he hit the ball for certain.

jonny bairstow, he drinks the vodka, he drinks the jaeger, his hair's fucking ginger

all the football clubs have a variant of this song at the moment

for me it's Caltex Australian Football Fans
A-league memes is good value too

>not enjoying trying new beers
fucking casual

based

Looks like an Arab

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Gona say this now FUCK AUSTRALIA you are a fucking joke of a country. Literally British expat scum. You are fucking the worst of all white countries. You are an embarrassment to white anglos the world over. I swear to God if an Australian was in front of my I would punch him straight in the fucking ugly face NOIIIIICE ONE MAAAAAAte STFU you dumb annoying cringy cunt I swear I'd spark you square out in your dumb fucking face KYS KYS KYS NOW you love kangaroo but eat them at the same time how fucking retarded are you I swear all young blond males in Australia are fucking autismo what the fucks with that ADHD or something. FUCK YOU DUMB CUNTS YOUR SO FUCKING DICKHEAD AHHH I HATE AUSSIES SO MUCH WORST ACCENT EVER

solid kek

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love making these desu
used to watch round the twist at school, they showed us the penis propeller episode too lmfao

or they might be saying his head's fucking massive, I can't make out the last part so well

what was this 6.5m thing then

sebbos waistline, this has been established

how many fucking times do I have to say it
if he knew he was out why did he review. He was hoping for that chance that he wasn't out and therefore continue batting. Therefore he believed there was a chance he wasn't put, however small
>Smith is Mr. Autismo and knows exactly where his stumps are.
if this was 100% he would get triple tons every test and literally never ever get dismissed. Yes he has great awareness but knows he can get it wrong

Bumble was talking about his dick.

wouldn't mind a wicket lads

this show sucked, ABC afternoons were for based Rocko's Modern Life, Ahh! Real Monsters, The Ferals, and Widget The World Watcher

Ideal height. Bouncing up to hit the top of off stump. Batsman forced to play (at an awkward height) and brings bowled / LBW / caught behind into play.

add this at the end:
SOUND LIKE CROWS

and it needs some illusion to implied sex with donesticated farm animals

wonder why scotty walked off the block

this thread smells like 'tism, fucking reeks of it.

>this show sucked
absolute fucking STATE of this post.

The absolute state of seething porridge wogs.

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casually interested in a wicket lads

very large gap between trying new beers and telling others to try new beers

which one are you, /cric/?

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>Widget The World Watcher
Absolutely based.

perfect length of the ball pitching from the stumps in england, brings all forms of dismissal into play, large portion of wickets taken in england pitch within a few cm of this spot

>david, glasgow

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reasonably keen on a wicket lads

based David from Glasgow calling you cunts out

seems like australia want to get aHead here

doxxed :)

Does Paine actually know how to captain with some balls.

As much as Clarke was a shitcunt the guy knew his on field stuff.

I want reddit to leave

you just made the smell worse

>0%

hi where are the wickets

fucking hell, watching lasagne playing with that ball makes me realise he's as much of a fucking autist as Smith is

bizarre haircut on this lad

Uh, guys.... HELP!

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jock savages shouldn't be allowed to watch or play our sport

>labiashave

they really are brothers hey

Smith knows all that shit, they can work together. The reviewing has been his worst work but reviewing isn't really cricket anyway so I'm giving him a pass on that.

just my preference, I remember always getting upset by the cartoon intros to Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie and it turn out to be a live action show. Then I got over it later by nutting to Jeannie's sexy belly.

BASED New South Welshman

are fielding has taken a fucking nose dive this series

Ashes cricket in a nutshell:
>England pretend to be gentlemen but deep down they don't mind playing unfairly or using their colonial heritage influence to bend the rules and decisions towards their favour
>Australia pretend to be gentlemen but deep down they don't mind playing dirty or using their convict heritage influence to be violent and vulgar

It was a good formula until:
>hughesy fucked up the psyche of our fast bowlers
>Justin "the bitch" Langer decided to overhaul the teams image so they are no longer, and I loosely quote, "pushing the chest out and in your face"

kinda want a wicket lads

you have dark fruit in straya?

For me its an aggressive field not using our shitty part timers

Have you watched the video yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=zuvKjgRFrxI#t=2m43s

>if he knew he was out why did he review.
Because he's a cheat, obviously.
>He was hoping for that chance that he wasn't out and therefore continue batting. Therefore he believed there was a chance he wasn't put, however small
That's why he started walking off immediately after it hit his pads. That's why he immediately resumed walking off after signalling for the review and waited by the boundary line.

>if this was 100% he would get triple tons every test and literally never ever get dismissed.
What's his average this series again? Half his dismissals have been from going the reverse sweep/trying to slog.

Smith clearly shows he knew he was out. As far as I can tell from the video footage, Broad never indicated that he knew that he hit it.
That's just people frothing at the mouth after seeing footage and claiming he -must- have known.

how does the colonial heritage impact the Indian, Kiwi and Saffa mindset?

actively seeking a wicket lads

Can’t believe Denly got out lads

Honestly those promotional images of Root and Paine looking 'menacing' really don't work when they both have foppish metrosexual haircuts and look about 14

ONLY 52 TO GO LADS

heavily advocating for a wicket not falling

top tip: by changing my car insurance to be the same as my workplace pension provider I saved hundreds since I was technically an existing customer.

What's for drinks lads?

>09/09/19(Mon)00:00:00
Based

Have you watched the series so far? Somehow it just does.

Making my way through a bottle of Talisker 18

Umpire's call on height. England were robbed.

looks a bit high

joe roots technique against the straight ball simmering nicely in my bowels

Why aren’t there more south Asian players in the England side?

reckon we should get the target down to about 250 and then start slogging

le first ball after a break wicket

REVIEW IT

GONE

GONE

GOTEEEM

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PIG FARM YOU SHITHEAD

umps call on the height

oompire's corll

GONE
FUCK OFF

GONE YA GINGER CUNT

B A S E D
A
S
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S T A R C G O D
T
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Doesn't look out

bye bye

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED GONE GONE

GET A TABBY CAT UP YA GINGER FREAK

Good umpiring for once

Starc will maul this tail I'd give us 30 minutes till it's ogre

u lads should replace darmasena

Can't believe it umpiring has been good all match nearly besides one bad call

GONE
FUCK OFF
ON YA BIKE
GET OFF THE PITCH
GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, FIND A ROPE AND HANG YOURSELF JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER
MAKE SURE YOUR SON WALKS IN TO FIND YOU SO HE HAS A SEETHING SCOWL ON HIS FACE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE TOO

UMPBALL
FUCK OFF CHEATING POZZIES

> Wicket falls
> Yep sounds like a good time to go for an ad break and come back with three fuckwits in a studio sharing their inane comments
Whoever organises Ch 9 coverage should be shot

JONNY BAIRSTOW'S GONE OUT LBW ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT BAIRSHIT

Why do Australia win the series if it's tied at 1-1 or 2-2?

Is Craig Overton related to the Overton Window?

So this is the power of 6 and a half metres

shut up

Because we currently have the ashes

Current holders retain ashes if series is a draw

Retain the Ashes

They don't win the series, but they retain the Ashes.
England needs to WIN to take the Ashes back.

cope and possible seethe

because it's Peter Siddle's birthday and HE'S GOT A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

was a good call from the umpire ngl

I have two of those (You)'s

;)

>still believing this meme technology
There was no fucking chance that ball was hitting anything. Nearly as big a farce as that "hawkeye" shit in the tennis

unleash the overton window

seething harder than Johnny Bairstow's face lad

>Buttler's defensive ability is all that stands in the way of losing the ashes
Might as well have a sodding conveyor belt to the trophy

i hate the dip and how the ball doesn't elevate the way it actually would. It's mitchell starc bowling at 140+ the ball's trajectory doesn't change like that

>Ovarieston dropped way down the order

Oof

He spent his last years just a few mins away where I live, I keep meaning to check out his blue plaque - if there is one.

why can't I get excited about this game? I think the last match killed my spirit

new coach
new captain
mostly new players
the rebuild cannot come soon enough
congrats aussies, enjoy, not even mad we deserve this shit
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Nightwatchman.

bears toe

OOHHH THATS BEAUTIFUL GAZ

no mate, we just need to play our natural game and the wins will come.

late session is always the best so stick around mate

Because you know, like we all know, that Tim "the brain" Paine doesn't deserve to win, or draw, or not lose 5-0, this ashes series.
Makes me feel sorry for the good lads who're really putting their heart into it like Patty Cumgod.

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Bairstow hits 20/30, looks good and then gets out. Absolutely classic. When was the last time he actually scored a ton?

sundays bacon and eggs

Oh so they just put that "Root" muppet in as a nightwatchman? Well it was a nice gesture but it didn't work too well.

>called 'lion'
>doesn't have a mane
>infact hes bald

>Have you watched the video yet?
Actually I didn't bother before but now I realise you're talking about the test where he almost got a broken fucking arm, took painkillers, got hit flush in the head, got a concussion, had to sit out for a bit, came back out to bat and got that LBW. Don't you think with all that shit he might have been a little out of it and had absolutely no fucking idea what he was doing? And since he left the ball when it was plumb in front don't you think maybe he was reviewing out of the original trajectory he imagined for that ball, maybe thinking it was going over the stumps?
Do you remember when the ball almost dribbled onto his stumps yesterday and he held his bat up for no reason? He does ridiculous shit all the time, with all that going on it was just impulse to review
I won't even bother repeating the other shit because I've said it a thousand times now and should be enjoying this match, but there are a lot more factors involved in LBW, plus Smith was impaired, PLUS a review only conclusively confirms whether a person is in or out so if that review had led to him being not out he would be completely in the right, and if it was out then he was completely in the right to review
There's no doubt that Broad knew he hit that, seems you've never played cricket or something because it's clear from that footage the impact would be impossible to ignore

who actually watches this shit

less joe root
more gary ballance

sri lanka

nice gary onya gaz

Less shit captaincy is what i want

thirsty incels

England win this test

don't @ me

WICKET MAYBE?

could really do with prior out there

>australia gets 9th wicket
>last batter comes out
>it's matt from wii sports
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

australia could do with four wickets here
it may even prove a point of no return in this series

based and bigcheesepilled

Last 2 digits is how many more runs till next wicket

it looks like he's had a good couple of seasons in country cricket. Has he fixed his autistic footwork?

fuck sake

statistically no team has come back to win a series going into the fifth test 2-1 down

for me it's poofesure screaming ELISA and MATT

>le wife who hates her husband's interests

could say he's more ballanced now haha

casting doubt on this one

Actually love that autist

would love a new ball rn

could be wrong but I can't find an instance of it happening before

Patty deserves to win, even if the captain of the team doesn't.

You are wrong, 1999 ashes in England.

Manurer
Harpiss
Labasscoustics
Smith
Fartead
Wadung
Painus
Cacammins
Shart
Gasser

What kind of cowardly team plays for a draw?

I'm saying England can't win if Australia are 2-1
I'm taking the piss autist

you're the rat coward here

You don't remember the test before last?

one of the first TV shows i remember watching
was very strange

Yeah give us a real swingy one ya paki cunt

if repeating numbers wicket in this over

aussies cheating again i see

See England, this is how you change the ball, when there is a legitimate problem with it

Could do with one of those famous English collapses

The temerity of the convict side attempting to get the ball changed

Didn't we change the ball right before Stokes heemed us in Headingley
worrying

nice

no fours or sixes but we suddenly need a new ball

rats are one of the bravest animals idiot

looking very dark there
call off the game i reckon

Wicket nek minnit

australia produced some kino shows back in the day
that, johnson and friends, blinky bill, bananas in pajamas

Smith as happy with the new ball as me when mum let me pick any ball from the big ball cage in target.

Why can't we get extra overs for the rain interuptions?

Oi yeah give us the sandpapered one aye

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>get into the tail
>resort to getting the ball replaced for no reason again

Embarrassing

The ferals.

love blacks
love muslims
hate australian convict scum

simple as

Howling

typical dishonourable cheating aussies changing the ball

Not allowed on day 5

joe bowled
joey bowledstow
joe clean bowl
johhny bowlestow
jimmy no technique clean bowled
ben clean bowled
ben bowled over
ben massive stumps bowled
stuart fraud
jimmy bowled
cleaned up colin
jofra my stumps are at your mercy archer

typical dishonourable cheating pommies not attempting to win

didn't realise IDLES were huge /cric/ fans desu

Quintessentially british.

Let's just call the game a draw and go have dinner

>first day summer holis
>'pick a ball for the beach boys'
>brother and I would take half an hour to choose the best one
>only time we'd completely ignore the instore n64 donkey kong demo
they were simpler times

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Based CumGOD too good to get anywhere near the edge

whats for dinner

When the umps pick up the stumps at 18:30 and declare a draw I swear I will run in the street naked in joy.

>Buttler’s face after that seam movement
Howling

>get the ball changed
>suddenly the ball is swinging again
Both your wins should have a *

we aren't making it to half 6

>camera zooming in on players' fingers
ohnononono not again kek

Your only win has a * and your World Cup win has a *

my england XI

joe bowled
joey bowledstow
joe clean bowl
johhny bowlestow
jimmy no technique clean bowled
ben clean bowled
ben bowled over
ben massive stumps bowled
stuart fraud
jimmy bowled
cleaned up colin

Based paki choosing us a real good ball to make up for all their shithouse decisions.

your flag has several *

It got me

If Johnny Bairstow wasn't English he'd be Johnny Foreigner

Wouldn't mind Dross Shittler going out.

Business idea: all players in the losing side of an ashes series must be forced into retirement.

Laughed at this more than I should have, I think it was your complete lack of effort which got me.

your flag has one large, and technicolour, one

Fan of this

Honestly lad, they have been pretty good
Like 1 bad call with just a lot of ump calls which have evened out to both sides

Your flag is on our flag so you share them
And you share many other stars with many other flags

the fuck kinda name is jos? surely its josh

think we can hold this off lads

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The ball is moving so we stick with Lyon? What the fuck?

lmao

Joseph

The best part of this series has been the smoth redemption arc, the eternally damned Warner and the turning of the worm of England from world cup darlings to gutter tactic bad guys led by the incredulous underperforming coward Joe poot.

Couple howlers they jewed us on but we don't complain too much because it's equally Paines fault for blowing all his reviews like a brainlet.

it's dutch apparently

reckon Ponting is on the nose beers

it's short for Joseph

Business idea: all players in the losing side of an ashes series must do a 5-test series tour in Afghanistan

Honestly they could bring punter out of retirement, he could probably still play and captain better than Paine

stuart fraud got me

The best part of this series is The Coward Joe Root meme.

When one is dismissed in cricket, does he "get out" or "go out"?

tf? I didn't know my girlfriend used this site!

WICKETS

>be british
>have 48 stars associated with your flag
imagine being british KEK

don't like vegemite lads

"go out" if he was dismissed by umps
"gets out" if he walks

this is something i can get behind

He GONE
GOT HIM
GETS THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

keeping it fresh for cummies

look at all these *'s lads
bit grim to be british

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Bancroft woulda caught that with ease

HE'S GOT
GET HIM
BEGOTTEN OFF THE PITCH

HES GOT A PINEAPPLE ON HIS HEAD

>6.5

That arse Bumble was sending us a coded message about when play will be called off.

Bancroft woulda swallowed that like a big veiny hot cock

would have to be one of the diaphanous one if my tastes were allowed to dictate the choice

Just let us have the urn for a bit you selfish twats

looks like my "ur flag has *" line has ruffled your feathers!!

HE'S GOT A KEKSTAMP ON HIS FLAG

Bancroft woulda shoved that deep down his throat and milked a massive load semen out of it

Looks to me like Australia would want to take 4 wickets here

same old aussies always winning

HES GOT A KEKSTAMP ON HIS FLAG
HE'S GOT A KEKSTAMP ON HIS FLAG

Getting the bloke from The Castle for a legal ad is genuis desu

>13 cabs booty call
literally what

Bancroft woula bent over backwards and shoved that up his arse so deep the tip would come up brown before plunging back in to make a soup of gooey browney whitey sticky gluggy sludge

if kekistan was a real country i would support the wholesale genocide of its people

Just be happy with your bullshit world cup that you won.

Bancroft would have caught that cricketing ball comfortably and effectively in a completely non-sexual manner.

You alright lad? You feeling a bit homosexual or what?
Then i would be quick to join it's people so i could die
life is grim and not worth it anymore lad

bit dark out there

The draw is still on offer lads if you want it

Why did you write this?

>w-we're down and hip with the youth, p-p-please stop taking ubers

were i the australian captain (who i cant be bothered to look up for his name) i would offer england a draw here

Shut up Ponting Anderson and Archer are shit. We would still crush them. Also, Anderson wouldn't have lasted 5 balls at Headingly.

What else am I supposed to do while I wait here for this SHITCUNT TEAM TO TAKE SOME FUCKING WICKETS ALREADY FUCK!

just turn the lights on lol

think we really need to hurry up and get two wickies now lads

streamable.com/zb2fm

were I the Australian captain I would take up grade cricket
(exclusively)

>Also, Anderson wouldn't have lasted 5 balls at Headingly.

anderson holds the record for most not-outs in cricket.

FUCK OFF PONTING
He goes on about pulling up for test matches with proper fitness and what not and is all that is what it is all about but goes on to say but if Anderson was playing it would be different

Also hating this hsbc ad, swear it plays every second ad break

Very based

>draw here
>England win 5th test due to absolutely bullshit based on number of boundaries

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Fuck lads just realised how long this session is. Was hoping for a comfy tea break right about now

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>purely because he almost exclusively bats with Stuart Broad

Not much of an achievement lad.

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>We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. It was believed they would be unable to continue play without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

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For me, it's the abuse Tim Pain will cop on the Fox Sports Facebook page if this is a draw

based

It's really not worth risking injury to your bowlers trying to chase an unlikely win let's just pack the game in right now

kek

do you remember finders keepers

i can jive with this

yep, this is going in my cringe compilation

absolutely BUCKETING down here lads

*snap*
yep, this is going in my australia regains the ashes folder

you now remember
michael kasprowicz

scenes if this is a draw

CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD

GOOD
FUCK OFF

Yeah m8
Call the game off getting dangerous

is that a spot of rain i feel?

REVIEW IT

eurghhhhhhh

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FUCK OFF OVERCUNT

clearly bat

awful umpiring

Terrible decision rasmus ya fat cunt

ONE MORE FRAME

>smith telling everyone which screen to watch

his autism knows no bounds lmao

Holy fuck just give it not out

based missing frame

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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KEK, that sound wave doesn't even remotely line up, jews EXPOSED

why didnt he walk?

TAKE IT BACK

TAKE IT BACK

>this ump dropping his spaghetti

KEK

close one

straffo?

england about to be fucked here

think it actually hit pad, bat then back onto the pad

wtf how long is this taking lmao

>yeah just rock and roll a bit

After all that HAHAHAHAHA

im glad that was outside impact, huge shitstorm avoided

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy fuck that's fortunate that impact was outside, that was clearly bat first. Terrible decision.

>he fucking middles it
>don't have evidence to overturn on field decision

lucky it was outside the line.

>impact outside

Saved by the bell

TAKE IT BACK

Holy fuck did they waste so much time trying to make it not out so they could fake tracking

it clearly hit his bat anyway

fucking state of these umpires, even on TV replays - the ball cuts right in, just follow the direction of the ball

hahaha never heard a bloke more relieved than when that impact was outside the line

Would rather a wicket

yeah but it would've meant a wicket, and australia need 4 wickets

bed

>ball obviously hitting the bat first
>not out anyway because outside off
>three minutes wasted to give no wicket
thinking this 3rd ump is cheating
why the fuck aren't both the ball tracking and close up view done at the same time

How the fuck did he not see that hit the bat first?

state of that

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How relieved was that UMP when he realized his decision wouldn't matter anyway, he knew he was about to get grilled.

That's what I thought too

you sound like lads that would rather win a world cup via a draw

what is ovaltines problem?

takes time to fake a ball tracking lad

Business idea: 100 FPS cameras

who else /work/ tomorrow?

It could've brushed the pad then hit the bat, the third umpire had no way of knowing

inb4 no umps next game lel

>Umpire Palliyaguruge

There's your problem.

nah bro, at work right now

>Poms complaining about the umpires

kek, this series would be done and dusted if not for them

just needed to use his eyes

the fucking state of him,..... follow the ball and it hits the bat clear as day

Hello, I have a question.

Do they review every wicket to check if it's a no ball?

Think it takes them too long to render that shit for streaming and tracking and all that jazz (or some shit like that)

Want a cup of Ovaltine now thanks

am I the only one that thinks that could've hit pad first lel
fucking this, can't stand the iphone grade shit they use

Put your hand up first.

Lads why the fuck isn't snicko, delivery checking and ball tracking all done at the same time to reduce the time for shit like this

been called in numerous times the last few days, phone ringing right now

hi i've got a question
if the wicket keeper catches the ball is the batsman automatically out?

No bat at all in that, did hit outside the line though. Thinking the umps will be making it hard for Englel after the poor gamesmanship they have shown this entire series

Just the wickets.

Business Idea: Don't allow any seating behind or next to sight screens

Yeah but there was no frame showing the ball hitting the bat before the pad, and the umpires call was out, so he was in a tricky position.

it is but you're supposed to determine bat or pad first, they follow a process

Milo=Ovaltine>Swiss Miss

Cameraman clearly thinks we've brought the sandpaper out Kek

wtf, why dont they just get a supercomputer or some shit, or have it loading while they look at standard frame rate, sort that shit out kunts

business idea: get rid of sight screens altogether and tell batsmen to harden the fuck up

why are there people sitting in front of the sightscreen?

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for me, it's vanilla nesquik

Business idea:no crowd whatsoever

Yes

you see the ball cut in

didn't even need a frame or even slo mo... literally almost changed direction 45 degrees onto the pad, only bat will do that

Bit dark outside

Genuinely thought that was the case as a toddler

You got lucky in that they weren't focusing when you were doing it. No fucking way was it a one off.

Up&Go

/CRIC/ PLEASE GO BACK A FRAME...NO TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK PLEASE. ONE FRAME. TAKE IT BACK. NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT SEBBO HAS A BMI BELOW 100. GO TO CALORIE TRACKING

based and UAEpilled

Horlicks>>>>>>>>>Milo=Ovaltine>Swiss Miss

think I cut my nostril when I had a pick before

sure it hit the bat eventually but it could've hit the pad before that
looks like pad bat then pad to me

what's the over rate atm?

Could go with a cheeky Paine review soon desu
Potential wickets usually happen soon after one

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time for tea surely

Yes but a ball can touch or graze a pad then still get smashed by the bat.

business idea: smart balls that make all the decisions instantly

Overton is a better batsman than Roy

Lol

happens to me all the time, hate cutting my nails short

klek

Never seen that selling here
Will keep an eye out

haven't had sex in 7 months lad

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Annette or Priscilla lads?

Just rock and roll it a bit mate

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>the decision was overtoned haha

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AHH! ITS PITCHING OUTSIDE THE RANGE OF THE SCALES. CAMERA BACK TO ONFIELD STAY WIT YOUR DECISION.

>calorie tracking
Absolute quality

Lol

jej

wouldn't mind a wicket lads

No mate, you see his knee buckle as the bat hits and turns from the back of his pad combined with godlike inswing
Your eyes deceive you

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Piss is the poost

mmhm bby show bub and vagine

>NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT SEBBO HAS A BMI BELOW 100. GO TO CALORIE TRACKING

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bit grim for the red ball game out there desu

players should come off

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casually interested in a wicket lads

Fact: If Stoino was here this would already be over.

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when i see this woman i can see and smell a plate of foul curry with bits of poo

yeah over as in England would have already won

reasonably keen on a wicket lads

The only fucking time it won't rain in Manchester

Aussie bowlers are cooked

we might see this out lads

bullying smith lads

think this is what they call subconscious racism

Can't believe we let it slip again lads

Literally looks like my mum in her old pictures.

Cheeky 1 month for me at the moment.

relatively requiring of a wicket lads

Love smoth-tism

Australia should just play to limit the run rate can't see them winning from this position

Going to the shops lads anyone need anything?

reckon nasser should invest in a hair transplant

Where does it show the odds of victory?

kinda want a wicket lads

These two are looking rock solid at the crease. Hard to see a breakthrough any time soon.

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yeah bro eggs, milk, a snicker and a 6 pack of furphy's. Here's $40

Espresso thanks

:[

Just a decent opener thanks

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Yeah can you please return home safely?

Some rain

A wicket

this is way too dark to play in wtf
call it off

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getting a little bit concerned about the lack of wickets lads

keep bowling short Gazza

Unironically want this to end with a half volley catch claimed on the full by warner
The seethe would be eternal

>furphy's
BASED

You are an absolute plebeian of the game if you don't realise England are ahead right now.

pretty keen on a wicket lads

Draw on the cards

The bookies are mugs 500-1 for an England win is a bargain

really REALLY want a wicket lads

sick of fucking draws

sick of how fucking obvious how this was always gonna be a draw

kek

> England draw by 1 wicket
> Final test englel win from BS reason like boundary count or rain

Goddamn why cant this australia team cum and penetrate like the old team? More than half the squad is World class

Just the one mate? Coles have got a 2 for 1 Cummins special

absolute FUCKING DESPERATE for a wicket lads

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jus bowl at the wickets ffs it's not like they're batting to win

for me, it's a cummins hattrick on the last over of the day in arguably terrible light

do we have the best bowling line up in the world?

might as well make it 4 while you're there thanks moite

>manually refreshing a liveblog

Tammy is not the only one ferociously refreshing right now

what an absolute slut

>I had 0 interest when my white boyfriend played cricket but seeing Jofra Archer bowl his spells really lit something inside me
Hmmm

just been sent this live from the stands

not sure they'll come out after tea, if they make it that far bros

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Need a wicket, lads. Looking ominous.

bowl more frequently you slow cunts

NEED A WICKET MORE THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LADS|
MORE THAN THE AIR THAT I BREATHE, MORE THAN THE WATER WHICH FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS, MORE THAN THE DESIRE TO REPRODUCE

2 days for me

how many overs left

Fuck sorry mate just got there and all thats left is Wade right arm rubbish

surely we can't let jos fucking buttler save a test match

Why doesn't England just walk?

Lyon's finger is fucked.

Gay niggers?

38

fuckin hell audibly kek'd

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post a pic mate

Farcical to make England bat on in this light

>the wickets....
>get me the wickets....

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Is this a rave?
Blow my whistle, bitch!

why is he bowling if his finger is fucked

Calling it.
Archer and Leach will score centuries to take it home.

deep in a sune state of mind

>they know that they might never know

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Delet this

progressive cut this aussie lad is rocking

>Risking your star spinner to chase an impossible victory
The epitome of selfishness from Australia here
Just take the draw

Do they dibble?
Do they dobble?

No one cares what Gary Linecuck has to say.

Even a retired hurt would suffice

which team has choked the most?

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how long until tea lads?

What's wrong with having actually unlimited overs and no 5 day cap?

this
hate the pitch shitting crisp shagger desu

Can we have Mitchell Johnson back on TMS instead of this retard?

>takes a single on the first ball

ah yes, the specialist no 7 batsman to protect the tail

tfw remember this darkposting during the Windies Headingley test 2 years ago

profound

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This is Tammy lads. Be honest - would you?

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*YAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNN*
oh, is this still going on? Righto, wake me when BBL is back on

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Arkham city/knight on the cards

Go on, give razzie ya fat cunt.

All over his balloon knot.

dont trust that pic for one second

"Now with 99% Dibble and Dobble!"
Seems like a bargain to me

Good decision Erasmus you genius.

it's a trap!

>draw: 2.95

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yeah

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you gotta make it make it
make it large

>Glenn McGrath

Why do I not pay my license fee to listen to this seething little sunburnt cunt?

Got any pictures of her face?

pretty good ons on an aussie win 2bh

the new ball will clean them up

we're gonna so this bros

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

test cricket on resurrection watch

craig overton looks how I feel

gonna be a nervous one lads

>getting revved up by Glenn "I predict 5 nil" McGrath

sun coming out through the clouds as it sets will draw this to a close at about 6pm (1 and a half hours after tea)

bad light is not just about darkness bros.... you seen the shadows last night, will be worse today

>Only 217 runs still needed

Forget a draw, England are already well on course for victory here

Feels pointless going back out to bowl

should call this off for too much light

Next session will be key imo, if Australia can pick up atleast 4 wickets they should be in a great position

autoglass repair!
autoglass replace!

>the one fucking weekend Manchester isn't a grey smog

Fuck off

I'm especially worried for Leach as he is visually impaired. They may have to take them off especially early if he comes out to bat - incredibly dangerous to let him face Cummins and Starc.

the polite thing would be to call it a draw now, wouldn't be fair on the Australians if the match is decided at 4 am for them.

reckon they should try to get 2 and then after that 2 more

looking forward to the umpball when England are 9 wickets down and they stop play due to bad light at 5:30 under a clear sky

There shouldn't be a fucking tea in that rain-soaked shithole.

alri' mate
Ah'll 'ave a pack of cheese and onion pasties
chicken and bacon sandwich
two crunchies
copy of The Star
two eccles cakes
eight cans of carlin'
20 cigarettes the ones with the clicky ball in love 'em I do.
pork pies
some english mustard to go on 'em
'nd pick me up a sausage roll or a fookin steak bake from Greggs on t'way back wouldja?
thanks mate

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...

Imagine if Australia bottle yet another test

>rain-soaked
I wish

get ready for a retired: visually impaired
still counts as a wicket

ahhhhh.... my eyes. I turn on the tv and I'm blinded. Surely they can't keep playing through this???

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>the voice kids
pedo

im not even working tomorrow
im working tuesday - friday
toilberg seethes while i rock out to pavement

hazleCHAD