>STOKES WALKING
GONE. FUCK OFF. YOUR LUCK HAS RUN OUT, CHOKES.
IT'S STAYING HOME.
EVERYBODY LAUGH AT >ENGLEL WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE
OFFICIAL ASHES CELEBRATION THREAD (FOR REAL, NO CHOKE THIS TIME)
Xavier Robinson
Matthew Green
Imagine losing your team the Ashes because of >muh pride.
Ian Barnes
kek desu australias victory will be completely outshone and ignored because of sir stokes' honorable walking
Dominic Hall
ITS OVER
Charles Price
>gets knighted
>suddenly has honor to protect
looks like that idea backfired bongs
Josiah Martinez
it's not over yet
Jaxon Barnes
STOP JYNXING US YOU PROXY CUNT
Owen Brown
Surely the wicket should be solely the umpires decision not the batters?
Jason Cooper
Just gonna go ahead and put this in now:
>OP
Austin Jackson
everyone laugh @ englel
Ian Butler
>ENGLEL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOU PRICKS
Leo Williams
If England lose I win
Lincoln Murphy
bump
Levi Fisher
yep, we're gonna do it lads
Ayden Brooks
bump
Nathan Allen
Now registering an interest in this thread
Hudson Watson
kek
KEK
K E K
Ian Ramirez
IT'S STAYING HOME
IT'S STAYING HOME
IT'S STAYING
THE URN'S STAYING HOME
Cameron Rivera
tense...
Joshua Russell
.........
Nolan Wood
ONE MORE WICKET
Zachary James
this is all just mental gymnastics by Englel to kill more time
Andrew Hall
if England had any fighting spirit your last awful, awful thread would still be up
Zachary Sanchez
Gone gottem fuck off
Juan Flores
R E T A I N
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Christian Butler
MADOKA
SAVES
/CRIC/
GONE.
FUCK OFF ENGLEL.
GET FUCKED.
Josiah Anderson
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
Blake James
>he doubted Tim Paine
APOLOGISE
Michael Reed
WOG GOD
Josiah Myers
How much longer would England's tail-enders have had to survive tonight before bad light would have forced the draw to be declared?
half an hour?
Luke James
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR POMMIE ISLAND PLAYING ON SQUARE MEME GROUNDS AND RELYING ON PURE LUCK.
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED ENGLEL. FUCK OFF.
>FARTCHER
>CHOKES
>SIXTY-SEVEN (67)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>MANCHESTER SO RAINY LEL
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS ENGLEL
FUCK OFF ENGLEL. GET FUCKED
James Davis
DO YOU DOUBT THEM NOW?
Anthony Edwards
Well played you madlads.
Oliver Garcia
good job aus. can we have smoth you greedycunts?
Kayden Morgan
*dabs on Engsmell*
Lucas Sanchez
Congratulations based Aussies
Logan Long
>win match
PAINE SUCH A GOOD CAPTAIN MAY HE REIGN FOREVER
yikes
Ethan Wilson
just creaming my jeans at how arse-blasted Bancroft and Warner are right now.
Nolan White
Based thread.
Based celebration
Based Autism
Based Ashes Retention
Ayden Jackson
Better team wins it seems
John Robinson
AHEM
Two players won it m8
Smith and Cummins
Asher Gray
I had to turn it off about 2:50am and go for a walk, I was literally about to have a panic attack. Missed the end but no panic attack, will watch the replays.
My hats off to anyone who could stand the stress
Henry Diaz
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Parker Cox
Rare?
Connor Flores
i am so so so fucking happy lads
Oliver Reyes
CHEERS LAD
Chase Wright
can’t believe it lads
can’t believe we almost didn’t trust madoka.
the final was a test.
the third test was a test.
but I BELIEVED in madoka and she delivered.
Jaxon Long
Mate, for your sake, break up with Madoka.
Asher Green
>lord smoth bood entire seried
>paid umpires
>fob nog bouncer boy
>half volley catches
>rain wickets
>time wasting
>constant poor sportsmanship
You tried it all cunts and you still fucked up
The stolen pyjama cup is a distant memory
AUSGODS REDEMPTION ARC COMPLETE GET FUCKED AHAHAHAHA
Anthony Howard
predicting Englel suicides lads
Grayson Rogers
Umpires were spot on this test, 3rd umpire excluded, though he didn't really make out right mistakes as much as just fucked about for too long before handing down a decision
Josiah Wright
He needs a real woman
Isaac Roberts
Congratulations Ausbros. Smith is a beast, and Cummins/Hazelwood the best new ball pairing for years.
Julian Barnes
Don't let this thread die this time