/NFL/ General - Bortles Edition

dolphins, cardinals, bengals

all money line bets of course

yeah

*intercepted on the goaline*

>Dak Prescott found un-responsive in downtown Dallas. Appeared to be beaten up very bad. He is doubtful for todays game.
Per Adam Schefter.

Hawks are all about the run now so that won't happen again

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>Every NFL Sunday is great. Week 1 NFL Sunday is especially great.

Per Adam Schefter.

>Larry Fitzgerald has been traded to the New England Patriots
Per Adam Schefter

big if true

>The #Redskins are planning to make RB Adrian Peterson inactive for today’s game against the #Eagles, per me and @MikeGarafolo. Last year’s starter is now surprisingly a spectator.
@RapSheet

He’s knows RBs have a short shelf-life so be trying to get all the money he can before he’s used up. Problem is he over-valuing himself. Most teams usually don’t give their RBs the kind of giga-dollar contract he’s probably looking for.

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>Butts are just smelly flesh caves
Per Adam Schefter

That and Adam Gase said he wouldn't have paid Leveon like Maccagnan did.

>inactive
Why? Is it because Guice is healthy now?

>12 delusion

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a shame it came 5 years too late

>tfw called in sick to watch Bears-Packers so can't call in for Ravens season opener

I mean i will watch the replay on gamepass cos I'm not a poorfag but still was a dumb decision lmao

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Why? Surely the smart thing to do would have AP take at least a little of the load of Guice until theres no doubt hes fully back from the injury, considering theyve already paid AP
Although this is the Foreskins so doing the smart thing isnt their MO

What good are receivers when your old ball bag of a senile coach keeps giving the ball to Carson and Penny?

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BASED

>cant miss work to watch your team
>"im not p-poor, i have gamepass"

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you're the last team who should be laughing at anyone, manletfag

>Ireland trying to grasp a complex sport such as Football
Go back to watching your Gaelic games

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BOILING

>Retardinals

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Okay, now THIS is based

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49ers, Lions, Bengals.

Drink a whiskey for me with your earnings.

Kek I'm literally flying back to New Zealand on Friday for 10 days so I'll get to watch both weeks 2 and 3 live but sure I'm a poor fag

You guys ready for some football?

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Based "Now THIS is based" poster

>working on sunday

Based "Based "Now THIS is based" poster" poster

Heh, maybe you aren't so bad after all Ireland

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another first round exit by a mediocre team it is!

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The 1pm games start at 3am Monday Australia time. Ravens don't play til 4pm which is 6am Aussie time so I'll still catch most of the first half before I have to wage slave

Austrian-Irish broship confirmed

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>"AB I'm sorry. We're not trying to win football games here."

It's always cute when you guys complain about game times. I have had to wake up at 3 am to watch F1, and the only reprieve was Japan when it would be on at 1AM.

Literally LMAOing at all these seething NFCWtards in this thread. We will see how the young offensive genius hc meme will work out this season

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Antonio Brown liked a tweet saying Mike Mayock should be raped.

A dangerous combination

>hey guys, I know I lucked in to a defense heavy draft a few years ago which was great since I'm a defensive minded coach but during our rebuild we're transitioning to an offensive mindset with a guy who thinks the 1930 Pottsville Maroons offense is the future of this league

Thanks for the update. Now about that game of football.

I'm not complaining I've been waking up between 3-5am on Mondays to watch NFL for the last 15 years. Just annoying when work gets in the way

Which fan base has the biggest dick?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RUN A TEAM WITHOUT A YOUNG OFFENSIVE GENIUS AS YOUR HEAD COACH. IN 2019 YOU SHOULD ONLY USE RPO AND PLAY ACTION. THE PATRIOTS WINNING THE SB WITH A RUN HEAVY APPROACH WAS A FLUKE
based retarded zoomer

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I get that, but the Chargers offered Melvin $10 million a year. He refused and wants Zeke money but he isn't as good as Zeke nor as important to the offense as Zeke is. The Chargers let him find a trade partner but no one is biting. So I really don't see why he wouldn't take the $10 million a year

>spams mindless trendy memes like a parrot
>calling anyone else retarded

raiders

>New England Patriots sign Jesus Christ to a 4-year contract worth 56 million rosary beads.

>it's real

Holy kek my sides. God it'd be amazing if AB just stays off social media all season and this stays at the top of his like history for the next 6 months

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who can stop him?

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Jesus would play Safety.

>Why yes my Xhehawk girlfriend(male) thinks Brian Schottenheimer is as good of a play caller as Josh McDaniels

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>just because the patriots ran the ball means carson and penny can too

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>98 degrees in Jacksonville

Jags are gonna pull it off aren't they?

fucking cringe. back to watching whatever is on in Latvia or whatever irrelevant shanty country you're posting from

FOOTBALLLL
FOOOTBALLLLLLLLLL
FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS BACK

A .380 to the chest.

Would need to literally give opposing players heat stroke to have a chance.

The Chargers want trade compensation like a top 5 back, but don't want to pay him like one.

i kust woke up to the AB signing. holy fuckin shittttttt

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No. Unlike the Fins who designed the stadium to keep the opposing team in the sun while the Fins sideline is in the shade, the Jags' stadium roasts everybody.

I think the Cardinals will be like Chip Kelly’s third year with the Eagles where the offense is ineffective because teams have figured out that Chip only runs 4 plays.

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$10 million a year would make him the fourth highest paid RB

Are the skins tanking?

Gronk was seen back in the building recently too. The only thing stopping the patriots this year when that happens is divine intervention.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE MEMES ON 4CHANNEL! THIS PLACE IS FOR SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY
Go back to R e d d i t

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>team spend offseason hyping up new offense
>playing team that is trying to lose so they probably won't even show it this week
:(

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you're embarrassing yourself. fuck off back to art class adolf

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Cringe

Based

Why can't Anglos handle the banter?

Now you have to steal other teams QBs painted up like a Shehawk?

As a lowly Bills fag here I'm just hoping Josh Allen improves on his horrific accuracy. 5-11 I'm predicting.

You can spam them all you want, and I can rightly label you a low IQ retard. Reddit sounds more up your alley since you can't handle being made fun of.

Bantz goes both ways Jurgen.

Not at all. Gruden is coaching for his job but it's a long season and it sounds like Dwayne Haskins genuinely isn't ready to be a starting QB yet

Also have to think they don't want his first start to come against a talented Eagles D line when they're still missing Trent Williams

>yurop """"banter""""
yall invite yourselves in, pick irrelevant teams, and shit up the place like you belong
back2bundes hans

lmao, phone samefag is phone samefag. This Austrian retard posted like a month ago showing that his phone was German and he literally just got his phone so he could samefag since he was getting rekt too hard.

And AP being a healthy scratch?

"look mom, I posted it again!"

Bills are a dark horse playoff team for me this year. Don't be so down on your team!

Just standing by my brother country

I've been a fan since 1998. One playoff appearance which was embarrassing to watch. It's not easy man. But thanks for the optimism.

>So I really don't see why he wouldn't take the $10 million a year
It’s probably his agent blowing smoke up his ass. Agent wants a cut of that potential big new contract.

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reminder only stinky shitskin cucknifornians STILL seethe at my basedhawks

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lel I am living rent free in this user's head

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Nope, austrian fins fan here. that wasn't me. what's your team fellow austrian?

Laughing at is seething?

hawks aren't even favored to win the division. at least dont be delusional if you're going to be cancer

>Mayock should be raped in the ass
Geez...

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BASED

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Is there a more r e d d i t team than the seachimps?

no just r e t a r d e d

AP doesn't do much on passing downs or on special teams. Basically he's their backup work horse if Guice goes down but if he stays healthy they're gonna roll with Guice on 1st and 2nd down, Thompson as 3rd down back and Smallwood on special teams

>too excited for football
>still haven't slept yet
end this nightmare

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94997526/#q94999786

Man, that's fucking embarrassing. Imagine getting so destroyed that you pretend to be two different people to back yourself up LMAO

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The defense shoud be stron again and I really believe Allen can make a big leap in year 2 - especially with some of the new weapons he has around him

Jags should play the game in the pool.

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Why do only ravencuck fans feel the need to trip?

Does this confirm that the Ravens do in fact have the worst fanbase in sports?

>the only way I can win this argument is if I accuse my opponent of samefagging
Again: Rent Free

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fucking tripflags

they started it as a counter to annoying boston trips and outlasted all of them lol

>31 unique posters
goodbye

It was a reunion of present / past players. He's not returning to the field any time soon.

There's no argument. You acted like a retard, like 5 people called you out on being an obnoxious dumbass, and you felt so threatened you got your phone and backed yourself up hahahahahaha

There are at least 3 austrian posters itt. The retarded Seahawks frogposter. Me, the b&r fins fan. And a third. There are also several German anons itt.

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>31 unique cocks in this user's ass
Faggot

>it's an user doesn't understand how a conversation works episode

back to /r9k/ you go

what the hell is going on with nflstreams.

why are all the links from 2017 and promoting "paid services". Did they get to it?

have fun stroking each other's cocks

>32 unique posters
>115 posts
I don't honestly understand what you want the ratio to be. That turns out to 3 posts per person, which is roughly average for any thread on this website.(2-4 posts per person ratio)

>HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA EGGS DEE I LIVE RENT FREE IN UR HEAD MAD AT HAWKS?!?!?!

This guy unironically gets it

Who's ready for the steelers upset win over belicheat?

you've now posted more than once in a thread and become the thing that you've hated. good job, user

Who Texas A&M here?

>Bortles edition
>Not NE wins again edition

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Literally me ITT

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football is for burgers. nobody gives a shit if our sport culminates international interest from autistic shitposters that don't add anything to handegg discussion. you're not special, just special needs

There is exactly 1 "german" in this thread, and he just so happened to show up only to support the Austrian faggot, who has a german phone, and ONLY to defend him. Don't be fucking retarded, user. I could say there's maybe 2 possibly 3 austrians and not care, but turning a blind eye to this blatant of samefagging will not happen.

>steelers upset win
DT might not play and AB isn't eligible. This leaves Flash Gordon and Julian Edelman. Similar to last year, and now we get to see how the defense handles starts compared to the pre-season. This is probably the most likely loss for the Pats this season outside of @ Philly.

The whole league is waiting for this one. My bet is Brady doesn’t look good out on the field and throws for less than 150 yards

I never really was a Pats hater but after the AB train I finally reached the tipping point

How will everyone cope when Tom Brady looks better than ever this season?

It's the opposite for me. I used to hate the Patriots but honestly Belichick and Brady are undisputed GOAT's. Until my team gets it back together I hope they continue raping and causing rage.

>he is still buttthurt about this

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>the pats will lose this one, I swear!
yea maybe? maybe drop the miami game too?
same episode every season. pats work through extended preseason, catch fire, get a bye, and smoke the postseason.

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Yeah, because the American posts are alway high quality. As far as I remember it was mostly the Americans who claimed yesterday that AB will never play again and that he fucked himself. I called the pats signing immediately after he was released

He won’t. They’ll rely on the run game. Antonio brown is only there for an opinion and to keep defenses guessing

damage control: the post

Nigga I'm laughing at you and not letting you get off the hook with such a weak samefag. It's funny as fuck that you actually take Yea Forums so seriously that once several people made fun of you, you got your phone to back yourself up. Like how fucking insecure do you have to be to do that on the internet LMFAO

>AB isn't going to the stealers they will never allow that!!
>Gronk isn't going anywhere near the field anytime soon
Gronk AND Martellus Bennett are coming out of retirement before the end of the week

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You are the worst type of fans. Cheer for the reigning champs and wait for them to fall off to go back to "your" team. No loyalty, shame.

>you made 1 prediction
cool? im sure that post yesterday makes your other autism look fine. so long as your posts are quality as often as a broken clock is right.

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>He won’t.
We'll see.

lmaoing at this incredible amount of butthurt

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>cringe
>based
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

He really is. I messaged every single one of my friends who are like this after the news got out about AB and told them this is what they deserve for being the “I don’t like the patriots but if my team can’t win then I want it to be them” guys. One of them was even a raiders fan and he was seething so fucking hard kek

>$15 million option
nigga they gonna cut olszewski. ab gonna have a place.

"talking to other men? that's pretty sus bro"

>he's still denying it
Wanna know something funny? The 4plebs thing linked earlier shows you posted the exact same image in the thread where you samefagged as a German openly that you posted in this thread. Same identical file name and everything.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94997526/#q94998986

Just admit you got caught samefagging and stop with the desperate damage control.

>post meemaw
>"heh, that'll invalidate whatever they say"
how is it, being 15 and all?

It's funny how many of these Pats "fans" came around during the Brady era. Must suffer inferior complex or something.

all reddit stuff has moved, nfl streams went to nflbite.com and cfb streams went to sportsurge.net but that also has nfl links

Reddit admins have been cracking down on euro streams for ages and finally caught up to nfl/cfb

It's funny how Yea Forums came around during the Brady era.

Yeah there weren't nearly this many Pats fans on Yea Forums in 2000

Jeez louis, why do you let another user steel your time and energy like that? How much effort do you put in that shit, just because you can't handle the bantz. You have severe autism my friend

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Crack streams is a good place, as is grandma streams. Due to my work schedule I had to buy DAZN so I can watch games on demand.

lel I never claimed I wasn't that Austrian user. I just didn't samefag as I am not the German poster

reddit needs to be torn down and rebuilt without corporate corruption. Shit was dead the second their co-founder got whacked for trying to do some good in the world.

The "Brady era" is 20 years old and still going. This isn't even an argument unless you are some 40+ year old boomer.

>His job doesn't pay time and a half
I make 40 bucks an hour on sunday

Thanks for outing yourself

had a giggle

Ah yes another 4channer who hates memes and banter
Pic related literally you

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I wasn't even the person you were talking to retard

kinda worried about what's gonna happen in the near future desu, there's so few non-corporate sites left

Its called jumping on the bandwagon. Which is what many of these fans have done. And will jump off the second Brady retires.

Eagles bros should we expect anything big from Miles today? I’m really excited for him

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Uhhhh... Having a 5 day vacation doesn't mean you aren't poor. I was salaried at $25k when I first started working

So did Derek "bumper" Carr unfollow based AB84 like he always does when he feels hurt by someone? Is there a bigger crybaby than that little fag?

Stop calling bandwagoners fans. It's disrespectful to any actual New England Patriots fans.

>BRADY TO BROWN
>TOUCHDOWN
>A 60 YARD BOMB
WHY DOESN'T THE NFL STEP IN AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FRANCHISE, JUST GIVE THEM THE TROPHY NOW!!!!11!!!1!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR, THE PATRITOS ALWAYS WINNNN NN!!!!1@!!

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Is it really a "bandwagon" when it has been going on for 20 years?

With Flash Gordon, Jules the Jew, and AB the Pats are legitimately looking at a clean sweep of the regular and post season, but without the hubris of 2007

>wants respects for fans of the shadiest franchise in the league
fuck you little fag. You have 6 rings and the 7th coming. You're not gonna get our respect too

Time to make that run for another Owl. Go Cowboys we got this. It starts today and ends in Miami in February.

It took all of 5 seconds to look up on 4plebs you lazy retard. It's fun exposing shitposting Austrians that are such weak shit they have to grab their phone to back themselves up. On fucking Yea Forums of all places lmao.

Oh okay so you're the same austraian with a german phone and the german that appeared out of nowhere to back you up in this thread totally wasn't you, it was someone else. lmao. Imagine being in this much denial despite how obvious it is.

>get called out for being a faggot
>post archaic wojak
>lel eggs dee cant handle le bantz
you're shit and so is your posting. now please follow up with a reply stating that you live rent free in my head and I cant handle your clearly superior humor that is beyond my humor capabilities. hopefully a brainless wojak. thanks kid.

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Do you remember the first 3?

imagine obsessing over other anonymous posters

not anonymous if tripflag. they know what they're doing

>implying the average Yea Forums patriot fan was alive to witness them

I can't picture you being a day over 15 and actually posting something like this without being embarrassed.

>mfw I’m the nfl

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>if you're from a European country you are a tripflag

thanks, finally another rational poster

OBSESSED

Fucking zoomers can't handle the banter and some ball busting
Based American who knows what sp is all about

>hardcore cards fan for 13 years
>been against getting rid of Nosen; hiring meme coach and shortshit meme quarterback this entire time

atleast im noticing my "arizona retardinals" is catching on in nfl threads. saw one person use it already

>Be born in New England
>Be retarded child with no ability to remember
>Get older, get into sports
>I'm from New England, I'll support the Patriots!
>Sorry buddy you have to be this old to be a fan or you're a bandwagoner
What a fucking retarded bit of logic.

Do you know him personally?
jesus it's like fucking women bickering and gossiping in here

imagine samefagging, and then when caught, you just keep saying "wow ur obsessed" to try and get out of it rather than admit you samefagged because you take Yea Forums super seriously LMFAO

This is too rich.

Something else he doesn't understand is that Boston is a baseball town by default. That may change after this 2 decade run, but when there's not an absolutely dominant Bruins, Celtics, or Pats, fans just go back to the Sox (who are also fantastic)

try again, chief.
quote the posts you think i'm samefagging in

It's fucking happening, bros! Football is back! Gonna go to the store for food and beer in a bit

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See what you zoomers don’t understand is football isn’t like basketball. You can’t make Super teams and win in football the way you do in basketball because more goes into the game than just shooting a ball in a hoop. For basketball being able to shoot the ball well is the most important trait and for football its more about team correlation. When you go for a meme team in football the team has to figure things out as the season goes along which makes them look and feel like easy matchups to teams that may have felt intimidated at first. “But much belichick! But muh randy moss!” As usual I expect belichicks defense to be on point and randy moss joined the team before practice camp had even begun and had plenty of time to get in tune with the offense. Last but not least AB is a straight up low IQ nigger and I don’t even mean that to be edgy. Social media is giving him way more credit than he deserves because he absolutely chimped out and there was no secret plan here

based "Arizona Retardinals" inventor

>AB double teamed
>DT and Flash wide open

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>spends his time and effort 'exposing' others
>remembers what someone wrote weeks ago
>thinks others take 4channel too serious

Imagine ACTUALLY trying to defend weak austrian shitposters that have to back themselves up on their german phones LMFAO

I don't think pretending to be retarded quantifies shitposting.

BREAKING NEWS

ANTONIO BROWN TO SIGN WITH NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

CONFIRMED BY ESPN

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Why did you quote me you stupid fuck?
>Zoomer
How old are you? Tell me your age right fucking now.

Cowboys are the team best equipped to stop the Patriots

thanks bro

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Antonio Brown is a Ben-baby, just like all Steelers WRs. Name one WR that was good on the Steelers and didn’t turn to absolute shit after going to a new team.

>kek Prescott
sorry ain't gonna happen

cowboys

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>spends his time and effort 'exposing' others
Better than spending all of my time samefagging and then denying it and doing embarrassing damage control. Like your shitposting of crying wojak faces on this board is such an insanely good use of time lol

>remembers what someone wrote weeks ago
Yeah, that's what happens when you have an IQ over 100.

>thinks others take 4channel too serious
Serious enough that after they lost an argument and got made fun of, they felt so cornered and personally threatened that they grabbed their phone just to feel less cornered and alone. Seriously laughing my ass off.

Fuck off to the Jets fanbase you southern CT fag

Let's see them win their division first. Eagles are no push-over.

I like how the Patriots system went to something anyone can be successful in to Antonio Brown being dogshit without Ben Rapistburger and no being able to succeed with Tom Brady throwing to him.

Uh UH UHHHH TERRY BRADHSAW

Didn't watch Hardknocks the first time around

Watching it now

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>tfw a thread gets completely derailed because some autist can't handle the banter and wants to expose you of samefagging
Sorry bros, I truly didn't want this to happen

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I'm going keto, so it's a no go on the beer for me. Just gonna guzzle vodka and load up on wings

What Jets fanbase?

PAY THE MAN ALREADY

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Sanders
Mike Wallace was at least mediocre

Brown is on a whole 'nother level compared to all of those other guys though. He'll still be elite and probably will end up being a serious OPOTY candidate, and I say that as a Steelers fan.

I think Fireman Ed even left.

>hardly concerned and here's why
Some other team will give their retarded QB a raise and make Dak want an even bigger pay day?

Everyone from southern CT born before the Brady era are traitorous Jets fans

Football starts in 3 hours 24 minutes and 22 seconds. Post your teams right now:
>Rams

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Me on the right

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You could have just admitted you samefagged and that would have been the end of it. It's cute that you're trying to get me to stop, though. I'm sure it sucks getting caught samefagging.

Just so you know, I'm never letting you live it down.

>you can't make super teams
The Patriots seem to disagree with your statement.

What is your pick for a team that is guaranteed not to win today? Mine is the Jags. Literally 0 chance.

>Bills

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Bengals. Literally 0. Jags have like a 5% chance.

>all this bullshit boomerism about durr 100 years
You know what nobody gives a shit about? Anything before 1990. Everything and everybody from those eras was objectively worse.

The '85 bears would get BTFO by the Ravens
Walter Payton would get his shit pushed in by a backup rookie from the Cardinals
No dynasty from before the salary cap and free agency is legitimate

Mine is the Chiefs. Literally 0 chance.

>deep down in the gym ballroom, there's a random gridiron football
i wonder who bought that, it's only ever used to fuck around

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Bill is going to throw todays game just to bring the team back to reality

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Cincy

she's actually pretty smart. it's so fucking hot and sunny that she'll dry up in no time once she leaves the pool. so she's not wasting time changing into a bikini and back.

Sanders was never good on the Steelers

Wallace went to shit

>tfw you're such a prolific poster that you literally have stalkers on 4channel

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Hope you make it, bro!

Fr*g off

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>his team isn't so BASED that players take a pay cut just to play for you

loooooooooooooooooool

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AB is the fucking GOAT. The best part is people STILL don't understand the game being played here and think he's a brainlet diva.

>IQ over 100
Yeah you're a real big boy. I'm not even the shitposting austrian you retard.

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Patriots. Guaranteed Steelers win today.

He took a cut so he couldn't be tagged

I remember when NFL network showed Super Bowl 1 in its entirety a few years back. Worst fucking game I've ever seen. Run, run, run oh look 11 yard catch.

LMAO

GO HAWKS

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>wake up
>AB is still on the Patriots
>life is incredible

anyone else know this feel?

Oo yeah that’s another good one.

>prolific
Your one bit of notability is that you're such a weak cuck that you samefagged once you lost an internet argument, then did damage control, wouldn't admit it in the face of it being obvious you did. It's even funnier because you've been whining that people can't handle banter but you've been waving the white flag at me trying to get me to stop exposing you lmfao

and sure, 4plebz is "stalking". it's really hard to copy and paste a file name and find a samefag.

The feel is nice but I'd like to see him on the field.

does anyone know where i could make a bet that the giants beat the pats in the owl this year?

Like I'm going to assume any Austrians aren't weak samefagging retards at this point. lmao.

Wouldn’t surprise me, they’re only an unbeatable behemoth in the playoffs, regular season they regularly get their ass kicked by the teams outside their conveniently bum division. Most of the time their winning record hinges principally on abusing their division, with plenty of regular season losses to teams like Chiefs or Broncos or Steelers.

>he's still mad
that's a yikes from me dawg

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Also don't see the Giants beating the Cowboys.

>eli still fighting for his job
>giants won't even be over .500, let alone make the playoffs

Just give me the money and I'll send you an email week 14 when the Giants are eliminated from playoff contention.

What is wrong with you, why would you care this much?

Brady has a better record outside the AFC East than in it you retard

Not before the end of the week. They both will be back halfway through the season fully rested and healed, though.

you can only legally do that in a few states

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Tiny hands

>regular season they regularly get their ass kicked by the teams outside their conveniently bum division
lol

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Do you think about this when you touch yourself?

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Everything about this matchup says the Eagles should win by 50 but i just have this gut feeling that it's gonna be a nailbiter

Why am i so nervous fuck fuck fuck

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>mad
I'm laughing my ass off at you. You're a joke, my dude. Remember, I KNOW you went and grabbed your phone to back yourself up out of insecurity. It takes a special kind of weak retard to do that.

I'm chilling just waiting for football and you provided me a good distraction for someone to shit on. I'll stop when you either stop replying or admit you samefagged.

That's kinda gay but alright

Miami

>Can't score on the Jets third and fourth stringers

I remember when Trent Edwards led the Bills to a win over NE. I thought he was gonna be great. Took one bad hit and he went to shit.

>That feeling when everybody who dared to consider themselves your rival has been burned to ashes and crumbled

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This is the most cancerous /nfl/ in a long time

It’s a divisional game they tend to be close. I want it to be a blowout as well but I’m expecting the offense to start out slow.

Also I’m hoping Doug relies on the run game a lot today.

I like making fun of people that do stupid shit like samefagging. Why do you care that I enjoy doing that so much? On top of that, why the fuck would you defend some samefag bitch?

It's exactly the same as it's ever been

Nigga you do realize that was Clayton Thorson playing right?

no, I'd say when the eagles won the super bowl was worse.

>Having worse backups than the Jets

Mfw JIMMY throws 4 TDs today

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Lmao by a single percentile or what? (Pic related is 2018, doubt it’s moved significantly in your favor since, maybe even to the contrary.)
He’s 86-24 against his division, you think that doesn’t make his seasons easier knowing he’s playing in a playpen?

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Lol you shoulda saw yesterday, Reinhart

Coughlin.

>seething on 4channel is a good use of my time

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18-1

Why is there a game tomorrow night, who stays up that long to watch football

The offense will be rusty but this Redskins offense is the worst in the league right now. If they lose this game this season is effectively over.

No that was the greatest moment.
That’s why he’s gone lol

lmao does this mean anything anymore?

Fuckin ready to hit this owl

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>missed the playoffs with a team that was dominant just a year before
>forced out of the burning ashes of new jersey

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>mfw $)ers fans still think they have a talented QB

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Raiders-Broncos primetime games have been pretty good recently

How could I seethe? I have you by the balls. All you can do is reply with wojak faces because you know you did something stupid and embarrassing.

I'll be glad to continue laughing at you as long as you'd like my friend. Let's see just how deep your wojak edit and smug folder go.

He got fired in NY and has done fuck all in Jacksonville.

I’m glad we’re starting out the season with two good SNF games. Pats/Steelers this week and Eagles/Falcons next week

>including post-season
Kek at Brady-babies

4 INTs

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Based

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Kek

And yet Belichick didn't get the better of him.

>mfw Xecucks think they have a chance at our division

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Confirmed underage b& if you think Brady's division has always been a bunch of losers or even the same group of teams

Yes, Kyler will throw 4 INTs

Yes he did. Why do people credit Manning when the O-line held the Pats defense so hard it was like the WWE?

Oh it's pretty deep my friend

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Can anyone tell me why Arizona would hire a coach who went 35-40 at Texas Tech?

literally humiliated them last season lol

Then keep 'em coming, you weak samefagging cuck.

SKOL!!!!!

NPC team

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The New York Giants are the biggest cheaters in the history of the NFL.

*blocks your path*

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BASED

>posts a picture of a player who only plays on your team because >we didn't want him anymore

>thinking any move by the Retardinals would make logical sense
don't forget that they also drafted a manlet QB with the No.1 pick this year after drafting a QB in the first round just last year

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You're right, the Jaguars did humiliate the Patriots in the 2018 season.

I don't know, I never understood it myself. They barely gave Wilkes a shot, and he had something of a resume to fall back on

Is AB, dare I say, based?

How so?

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thats just my team, my dude. owner is known for being "thrifty" aka a goldstein. is also known for being way to forgiving on poor performance and issues outside of work on higher level employees - take steve keim for example

>90s AFCE Kelly Bills, Marino Dolphins, even the jets made playoff runs
>pats are dog shit

>2000s
>Pats make the playoffs every 14 seconds
>Bills are dog shit, Lolphins, the fucking jets made a playoff run

this one is probably the closest one I have to how you actually look

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Week 2 might be watchable at least

Look at the AFCE from 2000-2011. They're completely different. They were often the best division in the league during those years. It wasn't until a decade of Patriots ass pounding that they caved and can't put up any resistance anymore.

>if you think Brady's division has always been a bunch of losers
Lmao yes, yes they have been, you total retard. Literally the only team that has been a contender during Brady’s time was Ryan’s Jets. What is it with people coming along talking authoritatively on things that are blatantly wrong to anyone with a sliver of a clue? Total embarassment of a person.

Do the Patriots signing Antonio Brown finally give the Cleveland Brown's a credible challenger for the super bowl this year?

The Jets went to the AFCCG in 2009 and 2010. The Dolphins won the division in 2008, and the bills were in the playoffs like two seasons ago.

Oh wow epic, you called me fat with a picture. Surely that will make your embarrassing samefagging go away. Keep trying, buddy. We have many hours until the game starts.

You can try!

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s AFCE Kelly Bills, Marino Dolphins, even the jets made playoff runs
>>pats are dog shit
You're an absolute fucking retard. The Pats went to the Super Bowl in '96,the divisional in '97, and then the WC in '98. Kill yourself you stupid fuck.
>Durr they sucked in the 80s too!
Superbowl in '85 and divisional the year after. Suck my dick.

He doesn't want shitattle anymore and your defense is butt without him. Pettis gonna style all over your bum ass secondary

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>the bills were in the playoffs
don't bring that phony 8-8 fluke into the argument, especially when they had one of the longest postsason droughts in sports history preceding that.

In less than 3 bongs, anons from /nfl/ general will join others from around the world in gamethreads. Gamethread, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest of taking this board back from all the cric threads and divegrass faggotry.

Today we fight for our right to shitpost. Today we leave this general and bury europoors on page 10. Today this is our board and today we celebrateourIndependence Day!

I’m guessing they think Kingsbury is the one responsible for the success Mahomes has had with the Chiefs. I think they are wrong but I’m assuming this is the Cardinals front office’s logic.

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it doesn't alter the fact they were in the playoffs,and they were 9-7.

Should’ve never fired Wilkes

We went 9-7. Get it right.

What game should I watch this morning?

lads, i'm not even excited for the season anymore, completely deflated after yesterday

what's the fucking point

The NY Giants are 2-0 against the NE patriots in the superbowl

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT ONLY HATE FUELS ME

Same. I'm hoping the actual games will give me a reason to believe the outcome of the season is not as obvious as it seems right now but it does feel pointless at the moment

You could always root for the Giants or Jaguars to make the playoffs and stop the 16-0 from becoming 19-0.

>777
BRADY SLAYER IS GOING TO WIN THE OWL AGAIN

ESPN sounding really cucked right now

>The Dolphins won the division in 2008
Against Matt Cassle, you fucking mouthbreather. What, did you miss that crucial detail in your panicky google search?
And yeah you’re right, the Bills made it to the WILD CARD GAME which they promptly fucking LOST lmfao, yeah wow you’re right, I guess they did make the “playoffs” once, and an impressive run it was as well, to make up for all the others time they (more to the point) never could.

God you're really pathetic. Nobody gives a shit, stop embarrassing yourself. You're probably a rasms >fan too

Chiefs vs Jags

And yet they are remembered as Superbowls the Pats lost and not ones the Giants won.
The NYG are footnotes in SB they won because the Pats were involved.

good fucking lord this has gotta be the saddest group of QBs that's ever been assembled on one team

Either Bills/Jets or Redskins/Eagles because Divisional rival games are usually pretty fun.

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>1960-84
>nothing major, scattered meaningless playoffs appearance that led no where
>1985
>BTFO by DA BURRS
>1986-1995
>absolutely dogshit tier with the colts
>1996
>hire a good coach and choke
>1997
>do well but get fucked by Lelway or Steelers
>1998
>begin to show signs of weakening, choke
>1999
LOL
>2000
LOL, got brody

the only game that matters today is cowboys giants

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Sure man, whatever goal posts you feel you need to move, go for it. The hard facts are these, the AFC East isn't as defenseless as everyone makes it out to be. but keep on feeding the lies, it will only make #7 even sweeter.

Welp, you have to go to war with the general you got. Chorgers, prepare yourselves for the Jacoby experience.

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If you were starting a franchise would you rather have Patrick Mahomes or Carson Wentz? Comparing both of them fully healthy.

>God you're really pathetic.
You say as you reply for the 100th time, 30th wojak/pepe picture, in some desperate bid to "win" and save face after I embarrassed you.

>Nobody gives a shit, stop embarrassing yourself.
You clearly do give a shit.

>You're probably a rasms >fan too
Wrong.

You're sounding a bit upset, friend. I think maybe you're having trouble handling the banter.

>Wagner
>Clowney
>Collier
>Wright
>McDougald
>Ansah
>Reed
Can't wait for >our strong new Defense to absolutely destroy your meme QB and HC

Mahomes without a doubt. If Nick Foles can thrive in philly's scheme, Wentz can't be all that special after all.

>you're having trouble handling the banter
Says the person who is literally spending hours of his life by now seething about some imaginary samefagging

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>tfw livin rent free in the NFC

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Again, I'm not the shitposting austrian. Just as there are other, less autistic, Americans itt, there are several Austrians itt

carson wentz sucks

checked and making the Cheatriots fags seethe uncontrollably

Awwww, they have bows, how cute.

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>waaaah we lost a 7/10 diva receiver
WE LOST ANDREW LUCK YOU WHINEY BITCH

Isn’t P2 suspended the first few games?

>cowboys giants
That's a weird way to spell Patriots Steelers

Melvin Gordon is the most underrated RB in the league and he is 100% a top 5 guy

>hasn't made the owl in almost a decade
>last time he played tom he lost

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>T-they were shit!
>Give evidence why they weren't
>ha those don't count!
Kys.

...your moms vagina

>Sure man, whatever goal posts you feel you need to move, go for it.
Lmao is this what you resort to every time you’re wrong about something? You think refuting you is “moving the goalposts”? God you’re pathetic. Watch you never be specific about what these goalposts are that were moved. Watch that.
>The hard facts are these, the AFC East isn't as defenseless as everyone makes it out to be.
There are literally hard numbers proving you wrong you fucking waste of a brain. If your division puts up a single opposing contender in almost 20 years, yes, it’s defenseless. You could have been simply wrong and moved on, now you’re at the point that you’re proving yourself mentally deficient.

Cope

I don't care if you are or aren't the same guy. You reply backing up an obvious samefag and are acting upset with me for no reason for mocking a retarded samefag who just so happens to be from your country, so you get the same treatment. You are just as much of a raging faggot as he is.

Austria is the samefag country of the general.

What on earth? Have you not seen Mahomes play?

>we lost a diva WR
You mean one of the best WR just went to the team that was basically already the best team in the League. The season is already over, just give the trophy to the patriots now.

I dunno man, the Vikings with Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel, Joe Web, and Josh Freeman was pretty bad too.

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Oh I'm sorry, did all those playoff losses mean anything to you?

Ya seething lil guy?

To be fair Wentz was pretty great in 2017 as well and he turned over the ball less than Mahomes did. Give Wentz a weapon like Tyreek Hill and Kareem Hunt that year and his numbers would be as good if not better.

Mahomes, but I would take Wilson and Watson as #1 and #2 over anyone else right now including Mahomes

>implying that the patriots don't dominate everyone
Its not an AFCE exclusive issue. I would argue that the AFCS had the same issue in the Manning/Luck years, which is proven by the colts significantly higher win% against division opponents.

>Give Wentz a weapon like Tyreek Hill and Kareem Hunt that year and his numbers would be as good if not better.
Lmfao you have no idea what you’re talking about, stop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME ANONS

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>Picks they guy thriving under Andy fucking Reid

Fuck you Kevin Kolb is the GOAT.

Thank god you're not in control of a team

No. Mahomes' style of play helps create those situations and that explosive offense. He had more turnovers because he's more of an improviser and risk taker than Wentz is. It's not the same at all, and assuming he'd do better with the same players is pure conjecture.

>2000s
>Pats make the playoffs every 14 seconds
>Bills are dog shit, Lolphins, the fucking jets made a playoff run
This is the/your original post.

>Bills are dog shit
Made the playoffs at 9-7 two years ago, as you acknowledged.
>Lolphins
Won the division 10 years ago.
>Jets made a playoff run
They've made six playoff runs, and made it to the AFCCG twice in the 2000s.

You're moving goal posts, lil guy. Suddenly making the playoffs means a team is dog shit. lol, ok.

fuck mahomes. I hope he gets a career-ending life altering injury

I let this happen

I've seen Donovan McNabb look good under Andy Reid. If you switch them around Carson Wentz is also throwing 50 touchdowns

1000 IQ, hahaahah subhuman on Yea Forums btfo by AB

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Panthers WILL keep it close today.

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Just stop arguing with him. He's obviously retarded. Probably a Steelers fan.

should i watch the redskins or chiefs today?

Wentz has never had a receiving threat like that. Mahomes literally walked into the perfect offensive situation.

You don’t understand how significant Mahomes season was. 50 tds 5000 yards isn’t something you just say, “oh yeah well Wentz would’ve done that too hurr durr why not”, there’s not an offense of any kind, drawing players of any era, that Wentz could utilize to the point of those stats.

Meh, Patriots looked pretty mediocre last year, aside from their AFC playoff games. They've lost their biggest weapon in Gronk, and AB has always been highly overrated. He's not even top 5 receiver right now in the league. Might not even be top 10.
>Jones
>Hopkins
>Hilton
>Thomas
>Ertz
>Odell
All easily better than him.

Neither. Both will lose.

I mean Wilson is still relatively young and is just straight up better than Mahomes and Watson is at least as good but hasn't had the quality of coaching Mahomes has had.

Are you gays excited today?

yeah, you're right

both will be fun and good games, memeball is back on the menu boys!

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This. Would love to see that ketchup eating faggot without his weapons.

A reminder for Steelers fans that think they have a shot today.
Your ILBs are smaller than the Pats two outside receivers.

JuJu was better last year

Panthers will win today. Goff is trash, but especially trash on the road.

ur gay

But yes I am.

imagine thinking carson wentz is elite

freudian slip there attention whore?

bears were fucking bad

Yes there is, that Chiefs offense. Stretch out his 2017 season to 16 games and he gets 40 touchdowns with an eagles offense with far inferior talent. Hill, Kelce, and Hunt are worth another 10 touchdowns.

He'd be fine without his mostly mediocre weapons, he wouldn't be if not for Andy Reid.

Rams were 6-2 on the road last season kek you have to watch football for at least 4 years before posting here

>your

Wentz has thrown 33 Touchdown passes by Week 14 in 2017. It’s not outrageous to think if he finished the season healthy that he could’ve finished the season close to that rate.

Not really because the season is as good as over with the Patriots getting Antonio Brown but I suppose I'll get over it and find something worth watching

Roll

He has Andy Reid as his HC so he won't ever win anything meaningful anyways

Skins, watch out for /myman/ Guice to have a big game

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO EXCITED FOR FOOTBALL SEASON TO START

Sunday Opening Day is the best fucking day of the year, bros.

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AP was retarded for signing a contract there anyway if he wanted playing time. although I'm pretty sure at this point AP is just desperate to make money to pay his child support.

Would love to see him demand a release and sign with the Pats for vet minimum

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the raiders are a joke

>last season

?

>throws for 7 TDs against your team

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>This is the/your original post.
It’s neither.
>Made the playoffs at 9-7 two years ago, as you acknowledged.
The wild card, which they lost. The conversation is about the level of opposition the AFCE puts up against Brady’s Patriots. This does not help your point.
>>Lolphins
>Won the division 10 years ago
Again, against Matt Cassle... You really don’t understand how that matters? Really?
>>>Jets made a playoff run
>They've made six playoff runs, and made it to the AFCCG twice in the 2000s.
Yep, they’ve been explicitly referenced numerous times as the only serious contenders in the AFCE during Brady’s time, very insightful of you to include them as if you’re refuting me.

>You're moving goal posts, lil guy
Hilarious how fucking stupid you are. All these words and you still haven’t said how. Remember when I told you that you wouldn’t?

I bet $250 on Baker Mayfield to win the MVP at 20/1. How did I do bros?

They beat the Raiders, the Broncos, the 9ers, the Lions, the Cardinals, and the Seahawks on the road. The only team above 500 was the Hawks. Against actually good teams on the road they folded like cardboard. And PS, the Panthers are a good team.

>implying gordon will stay clean
>implying ab will become a human
>implying brady won't shatter his foot when he stubs his toe on a blade of grass

Gronk was a shell of himself in the regular season beyond his blocking.

so glad he's gonna die in my lifetime

Cope harder

>7/10
>2018 leader for receiving touchdowns
cope also luck wasn't gonna do shit with that roster

You blew that money, congrats

well, you flat out lost $250 but at least you didn't put it on Wentz or some dumb ass shit.

>implying that gronk was a major factor in the passing game.

No u

>cope also luck wasn't gonna do shit with that roster
what the fuck are you talking about, the Colts roster is loaded

You'd win hands down if MVP stood for Midget Valuable Player

ok this is based

he was and he wasn't. as a receiver, not really, as a blocker tho, dude was still amazing

>>Lolphins
>Won the division 10 years ago.
Won the division TEN YEARS AGO against MATT CASSLE, this PROVES that they’re no chumps!!!!1!
Lmao get a load of this guy, oh my word

If they fire Mayock what are the chances they hire Mel Kiper?

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it's not your fault

Wilson would win that every year

do people actually, genuinely believe this?

Is Trubisky the worst starting QB in the league?

He’ll win it. All these plebs are mad because browns aren’t the laughing stock of the NFL anymore and their team is probably bordering the new shit meme team spot. Also where did you bet at? I want to make 1 too

He wasn't a major factor in the passing game during the regular season run.

bottom tweet is crazier, it's basically Pat McAfee explaining that AB was playing 4D chess and always wanted to join the Pats but the Steelers refused to trade him there

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MY TEAM

>you are now imagining a scenario belichick gets to gameplan for dak prescott

won't have to wait long, they play this seaosn

if belichick utterly exposed mcvay and goff in the supoerbowl, imagine what he'll do to prescott and garrett

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not at all tom's highlights since 2012 have been 3 owls eli's have been getting benched
but you're probably some retard who thinks that eli is better than tom even though he has 1/3 of the owls tom has so why should I waste my energy

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Leave the Patriots to me

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Wentz.

For a guy drafted second overall, yes.

wow, how the fuck did I forget he was a second overall pick

holy SHIT Bears

Gonna be honest, I'm thinking this scripted semen slurping sport isnt for me

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>Is Trubisky the worst starting QB in the league?
There are some people fighting him at the bottom. Josh "The Nosen" Rosen, Lamar Jackson, Eli Manning, Josh "might as well be black" Allen.

what a goofy looking fuck

archive.boston.com/sports/columnists/wilbur/2014/10/the_end_of_incompetence_the_patriots_dominance_in.html
How does this article make you feel?

post yfw he gets suspended for the year and rosenhaus is shunned by the ownership

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Ain't no believe, it's true. Pretty much their only glaring weakness is RB and now QB with Luck's retirement

The salt this signing has caused is hysterical

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They have a top tier OL, good receiving weapons, and a middle of the road but ascending defense.

*loses*

Seethe

lol why on earth would they fire mayock? he's been a great talent evaluator and seemingly had a couple strong drafts. he was playing the bad cop in the whole AB fiasco as a buffer between good cop gruden...didn't work out in the end but was pretty obvious what they were doing, him and gruden are boys and will be together in vegas for awhile

Rosen isn't starting.

Cope

Nigga please
Ehh..I really think Lamar Jackson is gonna be alright this season

Lamar Jackson is the worst passer in the league and it's not even close

>he's been a great talent evaluator and seemingly had a couple strong drafts.
He's had 1 draft and almost all of his draft picks have been disappointing.

Yes, yes it is. The fact that you don’t think 50 TDs is “outrageous” says it all. He will never cross 45 in his entire career, and you’ll have plenty of excuses, I’m sure.

But we know he will at some point. Fitzpatrick is going to ball the fuck out and blow out some teams and then hit a 3 game losing streak with 4INT per game and Nosen will get put in. Then Miami will spend the rest of its season wondering whether to submerge itself in the piss or let the shit land on its forehead.

Having good mock drafts on TV doesn't mean shit

I'm not busy laughing at people who think AB's gonna be cut by Belicheck like a week into the season. People don't get it, AB orchestrated this whole "insane egomaniac" image for the past year, and now that he's got his Patriots wish, he's gonna be the biggest saint you've ever seen in NFL history. With that said, fuck AB.

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No, Josh "52.8%" Allen is the worst

Jameis is pretty bad too

Dilate

What's the next step of his master plan?

Then go watch his first NFL game. 2017 vs the Broncos. A literally who named Albert Wilson had his best career game catching from virgin Mahomes.

cope. shrimp dick cuck lost the best receiver in the league

Josh Allen is what people think Lamar is

You’re also forgetting Wentz was taken out of a few games in 2017 because he was blowing teams out. I remember he was taken out of the Denver game really early against San Francisco as well.

You think.... he would’ve gotten from 33 TDs... to 50.... in two weeks? This is your take?

I'm too busy*

Not so fast!!

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Lmfao fuck the Raiders

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killing his career

Trubisky is the second coming of Christian Ponder

I’m not saying in two weeks, if Wentz played against the Giants, Raiders, Falcons, Vikings, and Patriots yes he definitely could of.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH FOOTBALL IS BACK FUCK THAT BEAR PACKER BULLSHIT REAL FOOTBALL IS BACK ON THE INTERNET...LETS GO DETROIT

Only have 4 more beers and the liquor stores dont open until kickoff.... gonna have to make a run during the commercial breaks anyone want anything

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I can't even hate this nigga, literally played everyone for a fool and nobody saw it coming.

I FORGOT MY PIC...LETS GO LIONS

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It don't matter. None of this matters.

Lamar is also what people think Lamar is.

Get me some spicy nacho Doritos

>mr glass could hit 50 TDs

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Beer store opens in 15 minutes. But I'll take a Canadian.

Because you say so? What’s the difference between this and someone saying the same for any other competent QB? You understand only 3 QBs in NFL history have broken 50 TDs, right? The other two being Manning and Brady? And you guilessly believe Wentz would’ve matched Mahomes, just because?

>drinking beer

I'd ask you to pick me up a 12 pack of white claws but don't want your filthy onions hands touching it.

WRONG PIC...LETS GO DETROIT

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>drinking alcohol
I'm sorry user you have to be an adult to post here.

new

>has a hc named freddie kitchens
it's over before it's even started

WTF I KEEP POSTING WRONG PIC...LETS GO LIONS

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I do because he was playing at a higher level than every other QB in the league at that point. Wentz didn’t even finish the Rams game and he threw 4 TDS. Even if he doesn’t hit 50 that year I’d imagine he’s finishing with 40+ easy.

>drinks whiteclaw
>calls other onions
????

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Rosen sucks. Miami gave up a 2nd for him, and they've already realized he isn't good, and has doubled down on tanking. Backup at best

He goes from dogshit situation to dogshit situation. Give the guy a fucking break, there's not a single rookie QB in the history of the league that could succeed with what Rosen was given

>Watson is at least as good
>has nowhere near the pocket presence of Mahomes
>nowhere near the mechanical refinement of Mahomes

eli is washed

kill yourself faggot, you didn't surround him with protection it's your own fault and you had peyton fucking manning for a decade and a half

gordon will stay clean this is his last chance
ab is a genius this was all an act
brady won't even be touched because teams will be terrified to blitz him and leave that entire receiving corps in man to man coverage

Yes, because Wentz had his season without the support of Mahomes coaches and WRs

confirmed for having never watched Watson, dude has supernatural pocket presence

he holds onto the ball way too long