/cric/

there is no one else

Absolutely based and cricpilled

good start

the big brains

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Ahh yes, the infamous Brains Trust Inc.
Love to see it tbqh

England should declare and take the psychological advantage heading into the 5th.

their thought process is so complex that it could not even begin to be put into mere words

who is the other member of the brains trust besides Bayliss?

youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

reminder this is the official /cric/ national anthem

>Cook 30*(83)

wish we could turn back time,
to the good old days.

/cric/ is one of the worst generals on Yea Forums filled with some of the worst posters and yet you continue to invest your time and energy posting here

>I feel that if if if if.
I feel that if I had wings I'd be an aeroplane

>when your gap between bat and pad is so large the ball passes through without touching anything

Big brained Roy.

how is one head so long and one head so short?

When will the coward Tim Paine finally man up and bowl a few overs instead of hiding behind Hazelwood and Cummings?

tbf Cook wasn't great that series and retired at the end, he was Ashwin's bunny

people taking meth shouldn't throw stones

true and it's always getting worse

You dumb klutz; you use the average ratio of innings to not out to project a predicted number of not outs for a given batsman and recalculate the average based on that

Roy is shocking.

Great defensive cricket by Roy here. Literally cannot get him out.

The brains is in one of them
the other is the looks of the Trust lad

wow an actual good band posted. what is wrong with you today...

the actual /cric/ anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=K4A8e14WLOw

yeah, he wasn't great, still better than jennings though, i was harking back to better times though.

Who's the one on the right?

All together of those lot? because if it is just gilly, he would still have an average of a not out every 6.85 innings leaving him with 20 not outs

james taylor, the one KP said was too much of a midget to play international, looked pretty solid but had to retire because of some heart condition

probably got the post for some pity reason

Starc's going to be trying to get a wicket here.

the official /cric/ anthem, this is indisputable.

youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0

Not outs inflate the average for a reason tb h, Gilchrist was able to guide innings towards declarations and wins, in all those cases he could've gotten much bigger scores had he kept going

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Love T20
Love ODI
Love Test

Simple as

Just to confirm lads? If Australia don’t get England all out it’s a draw?

elite insight lad

thanks tubbs

Based and nostalgiapilled.

no its a stat over all batsmen

Gonna stop you right there this is the /cric/ anthem

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Hate T20
Don't mind ODI
Love Test

Easy as

If you haven't taken 10 wickets in a match or 7 in an innings at least once in your career you're not a real bowler

when will they learn

>one brit poster posts a good song
>plethora of brit posters try to emulate said post

just grim things

You can't lose if you don't get out.

great synopsis thanks

the one and only /cric/ anthem

youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA

VIRGIN WALK

>Starc on
>immediately runs flow

Utter, utter statpad babby

which is pointless because it would include bowlers as well
or players with 1 innings and 0 scores
face it, Gilly was a great player

state of the helmet

>he thinks there's more than 3 brit posters

Where's the rain, lads? I would think now is the ideal time to use that tactic.

Dont like t20
Dont like ODI
Dont like test
I love it

simple as

Official /cric/ anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

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gonna wait for us to go 9 down and then the heavens will open.

Why don’t they call him Matt Leach?

not if its by position in the batting order

madman

Keeper should’ve been all over that desu

runs don't matter right now

A calculated master stroke from Joseph Denly - Mitchell Starc is rattled.

Light’s starting to go imo. Get them off.

mitchell starc is fucking shit
mohammad asif is the greatest fast bowler of the millenium
mo yousuf is the best pakistani bowler of all time
danish kaneria totally mogs on yasir shah
a full strength patrick rafter would dominate nadal at the US open

want any more truthies or have you had your fill. im here all week

don't mind me lads, just posting the ONLY good Gwen Stefani song...

youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo

lmao
are the mods banning his posts? I couldn't find some the last time he resurfaced

This. God will save the queen.

Think there's some buzzing from the stump mic, they need to stop play and get those fixed.

Lyon has lost his charm. Bring Warne out of retirement.

BOWLING GAZZA

Might go to Ford to get my Ranger serviced while i head to Nissan to buy a new car, then head off to the super market and get a SpecSavers eye test and some Jack Links beef jerky to then swing by Amart and pick up a new lounge suite

*mo yousuf is the best pakistani batsman of all time

Joe denly looks like a plumber

AUSTRALIAS FUCKING COOKED LADS. STARC PAINE CUMMIES AND HAZELTURD ARE ALL CRACKIN

>Jason "the walking wicket" Roy is still at the crease

Why the FUCK haven't they bowled him out yet?

NOICE GAZZA GIVE THEM ANOTHER HUNDRED MATE

streamable.com/zb2fm
This is the song

i could see him being a maths teacher

>Jesus bowled Gary
Never knew Jesus played International Test cricket lads

Big fan of his resurgence on BigFooty.

Cannot fucking wait for the home series so I don't have to watch 9's coverage

wrong WRONG
this is

youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

Paine didn't deserve to win the ashes anyway lads.....

unironically impossible to score 383
why are they going for big hits n that

Denly in the nervous 20s

he needed to tactically not score to prevent this happening

Lyon has been cooked mentally by the crowd. He's gotta be dropped.

England just have to avoid all getting out right to draw?

Actual indisputable /cric/ anthem:

twitch.tv/mogra

literally who would they bring in, Zampa?

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actually true but he still will.

>move into a new sharehouse
>40 year old Indian air bnb guest staying in the spare room is talking to himself and making weird noises
Fuck this shit lads, I wanna be a neet who still lives with their parents

>muh don't let the pressure build up

based crowd

this

>sharehouse
Grim.

just go back to /brit/ you insufferable newcunt blowins

youtu.be/asbXXBM1fZg

I listened to 12th man and couldn't hear this lovely anthem anymore without keking

Full-strength NSW bowling unit

Thinking about opening a Suncorp bank account lads

Some gay hipster band listened to by tumblr girls.

has anyone notoced hpw nathan lyon looks like an alien?

Miandad > Yousef
Also, Miandad is a true Muslim not a Christian turncoat like Mr Youhana

If you look closely you may perhaps notice Jason "literally a free wicket" Roy is still at the crease after almost an hour of play.

t. lives with his parents at 23

wade in charge of cheating this series i see

True. Kinda want to fuck the slutty 19yo bogan girl who lives here tho

>pajeet
>music taste

transferred his free wicket to root last night

Pie and chips in the oven right now. Going to enjoy comfy cric

Not sure i see it lad

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Why is Denly literally trying to get out?
Just fucking block all day

t. debtcuck

Denly gonna nick it soon. He’s nervous af

OH FUCK YES CUNT

>Jason "the walking wicket"
almost spat out my drink

I live by myself at 28 you faggot.

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Indians and pakis do this shite all the time, don't get it.

>living with your parents past 18

don't have any debt outside uni

t. debtcuck

Mate pretty sure the old "walking wicket" label is older than the internet, don't think I can take credit for that one.

Nice Gazza.

I don't

Raining in Warrington

He’s asking a camwhore to show bobs and vagene whilst rubbing his 3 inch pecker.

found the child raping paki

Or they start humming the tune to woeful Indian pop music.

>paying boomers for rent to fund the further destruction of Australia and it's youth
yeah, no thanks

I had spaghetti meatballs for dinner after some user said he was having it. Thank you, user, for the dinner suggestion. Was yummy.

TMS Overseas and in non-test nations except it does work in Afghanistan and Ireland.
youtu.be/iLA7aHhn2Ag

Why is this mong so proud of living with his parents

BOWLING GAZ

>he fell for the uni meme

oh sweet summer child

my brah right here

Usually they have a headset and are talking to 40 other pakis in a group call.

Grow up you 5'3" manlet kek

big if true

20k people outside the ground
sounds believable

you're cooked if you reckon lyon is cooked mate

BOWLING GAZ

He's faced 40 balls, making this his third longest test innings #stamina

Better than ruining your youth living with your parents

...

Pavement

nah I made it up mate

lol miandad wasnt better than mo yousuf
mo yousuf is literally the finest technician of all time, you should find his batting technique in any cricket manual
miandad was corrupt and paid off umpires

Bancroft woulda caught that

reckon the sleepless nights and endless bantz have gotten to gaz lads

Marnus 'Loose Hands' Labuschagne is useless.

fuck up josh

Twisties chicken

Why do England insist on picking batmans that don’t know how to play test cricket?

>labiashave

if gaz was black it would be deemed as being racist

I agree

Bancroft would have caught that one as well
Poor display of Paine for not bringing in the specialist fielder Bancroft

no youre a fucking idiot because you lack the english language ability to specify who was declaring when you vicious little cuntbungler

why is he playing the t20 shots i dont understand

At least we're creating chances now

based /cric/ on /gif/

>work overnight shifts
>get paid to sit on my ass and watch cricket all night
>feels good mane

Fuck up Josh

/naturalgame/

nothing wrong with that mate

>Batmans
heh.

If Nathan Lyon was a tiger he would Nathan Tyger

based heart attack at 40 lad

Sorry I thought you could figure it out but clearly you have a single digit IQ

>aussies already sooking and crying that there's no wickets and they're gonna lose
I thought the Poms were the ones that whinged?

>all these potential catches and no specialist fielder like Bancroft to catch them with ease
Life is suffering

denleys playing for himself here and not for the team

Based poot

Not gonna lie, that's a cute boy

What would Batman's average be in test cricket?

Just a matter of time with Denly. Hope his luck holds.

>B..but the b..ba..ba..ball isn't swinging, please change it

Roy looking like a prime Paul Collingwood

>thinking based josh would have anything to do with gay porn that isn't shemales

kek freshcunts never cease to amaze me with their newness

Oi Bruce Wayne you here m8?

gullotine all landlords when?

user you disnt specify whether the bowling or batting side was reviewing. Without more context how could i know. I cant read your fucking mind autist.

teesras in tongo

changes evolve josh

aussies are the biggest whingers when stuff doesn't go their way, shoulda seen the archer drama when he didn't check if smith was okay, meanwhile they literally bounce people all the time

>Smith practicing batting while fielding
Based
Don't see him as a batsman tbqh
Reckon he would be a mean fast bowler though

Based Spergy Smith.

state of steve smith

gib steve smith cam please

Yousuf was a statpadder who failed against good bowling attacks. A slightly better Ian Bell
>le average 150 against Bangladesh man

it would be high because he uses the batbat

Based freshie

Bruce “the walking wicket” Wayne

banitsas in the bahamas

>Without more context how could i know.
Possibly by imagining either of the only two scenarios on offer? Or is that beyond your comprehension

Legit could go with a wicket here lads
Might neck myself otherwise

500 with enough time to prepare

Roy on his highest score (against an actual team)

youtu.be/t3JA-417V_M

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t. comic book narrative posting freak

>roy isn't out yet
What the fuck are aus even doing

what the fuck is smith doing out there the little shit

good start so far

Making sure he plays next test lad
Elite tactics by Paine lad

bulgaria RISING

ngl expected both of these frauds to be out by now tbqhwyl

never seen josh post actual faggot shit like men that look like men. you know the sort of men you go to the gym to perv on. only cute girls with dicks.

they're going to do it again, aren't they

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If we let Roy get a 50 I'll be turning the tv off t bh.

reckon the elite tactics would be to get him out and win the test here so they retain the ashes before the 5th test

Making you lot seethe while making us Aussies laugh

filtered

thoughts on Romanian cricket

For me, its the Riddler's perfectly disguised slower ball

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You now remember Malinga's double hat-trick against New Zealand

Yeah I’m really disappointed with JROY tee bee haytch, he didn’t play his natural game at all should be scoring at a strike rate of 200 at minimum

>BE ENGLAND
>GET DOMINATED IN AUSTRALIA
>TUSSLE OUT A DRAW IN A RAIN AFFECTED ENGLAND
FUCKING POOOTHETIC

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>commentators seething about Starc's follow through
kek

>thinking in 2d chess
Come on Root, shouldn't you go back to practicing your batting

>it's almost drinks and Australia still haven't won the ashes yet

feeling absolutely COOKED and ROOTED 2bh lads

why does jason roy look like he's hiding a gunshot wound?

Roy is easily the best batsman either side have. He’s just in a bad run of form.

reckon we can chase 332 desu

Watching Roy bat is painful

Sleeting in Shropshire lads

>can see those asinine player numbers through the wool jumpers

precisely 0% aesthetic

Why aren't the Aussies taking some wickets?

BASED

Imagine for a moment that this was a serious post.

literally every time

haha good one lad

Its your job to convey what you mean
not mine to try to imagine what you autistically cant express properly. Much easiee if you actually knew how to speak your own language you chav wanker

chucking it in cheshire

>double hat-trick
>wasn't two separate hat-tricks or 6 wickets in a row
Why call it what it isn't?

they're making sure nobody gets a refund

What's the game plan here, lads? Reckon they should start taking wickets.

At this rate based on today's play Australia are currently on track to take zero wickets

An astounding statistic

steve smith to take 3 wickets

free welsh cricket

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now this is based joshy

My take on it

lashing one in lancashire

I have two personalities
nicest batsman you will ever meet, and
twisted fucking fast bowler

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A double hat-trick is 4 wickets in a row lad

missus asking why they're booing at the Australians.
She says England will be boo-hooing later today.

1 hour down

Just woke up, made a massive £1.25 profit in the casino last night whilst I waited for the free buffet and for them to book a taxi for me. So I'm feeling like Mr Big Stacks

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>[+]

Based shitters putting in an average innings this test to keep their place in the team

Buttler, Denly, Roy

great stuff

malinga's hatrick ball was a no ball kek

Your missus is a potato eating slut.

The potato eating part is true.

Feeling like I'll have my 4th wank of the day.

I would agree except it doesn't take much of a mental leap to imagine the ONLY two scenarios where you would use a review, when batting or fielding
PLUS the fact that I was describing something that only happened yesterday
I didn't bother conveying it because it was so fucking obvious

Kek

Dumping down in Durham

based Reality "the abbo annihilator" Check

im gonna go get a sunbed during lunch

might have popcorn for lunch

Guess who is sick and tired of suffering under this capitalist death machine of exploitation and oppression. Guess who has cracked under the brunt of monetised dehumanisation. This body is merely a commodified vessel of flesh and bone I have become numb with pure resentment

kek

truly grim

can't wait for that mental midget Paine to fuck up another victory

For me, it's New Zealand vs England this November

TAKE SOME FUCKING WICKETS.

hammering in hampshire
probably in hertfordshire and herefordshire too

Reckon the coming recession will see a resurgence in mainstream socialist thought

precipitation in pembrokeshire

>drinks
>still can't even take ROY's wicket

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B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

Notice how baldy b never watches test cricket when it's on?

absolutely cooked lads look at this guy hahaha.

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These some of the noises lad?
youtube.com/watch?v=fQaZEbMEt44

who the fuck is baldy b?

Ceaseless condensation in Cheshire

How long before the Pozzies start fluffing simple run out chances? I reckon another 30 runs and the meltdown will commence.

...

good job gary

good effort

>Jason Lyon
Is Gower going senile?

decidedly damp in derbyshire

Why aren't the rest of you boomers grooming naive 18 year old girls?

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South Melbourne Dimmies for dinner.

bright and sunny here
t. derbados resident

Does anyone have the message he sent to Straffo?

bit gay lad

No. /cric/ is an accelerationist general.

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>shouting for that

Yep lyno's cooked lads

Vocaroo the audio

>derbados

got a laugh out of me

>Herefordshire
>Awayfordshire

nas composed this when he was 19
at 19 i was flunking my A levels and degree drinking too much

youtube.com/watch?v=HEwSfbE9IXc

weak attempt to save face nerd

How to do this on mobile? t. boomer

>such an attractive player

bit gay lol

Crikey, a bit cringe mate. Just fuck her and be done with it.

>can't get either pooy or poonly out
poopeelia are finished

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ngl lads I love nigger music

>derbados

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feeling pretty confident about this chase brehs

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At drinks, England required 327 runs from 504 balls.

latest au/sp/ boogey man after ivan retired all his poosonas

Moderately moist in Middlesex

shit

>at 19 i was flunking my A levels
>at 19
are you like a legit mong?

Why don't Australia just take some wickets? Lmao complete and utter frauds

If Roy manages to put together a dogged defensive innings I won't even mind him staying in the team. He'll need at least 50 though.

I particularly like those "rap" songs where they regularly use the words "nigger" and "muhfucka"

Howling at the thought of Bradman doing the Smith karate chops and autistic rambling to himself while batting.

hello autist. generally thats how it was. failing all my exams

I only listen to conscious hip hop

Roy needs at least 155 (320) for me to consider picking him again

I like it when they rhyme 'nigga' with 'nigga'. Genius.

Based RC.

Might need another device with a mic

can't wait for australia to be tossed a new ball that swings around corners from these cheating scumpires

Straffo just lost his job, bet he feels a bit silly now not taking up his offer.

would /cric/ rather be an Arab or black?

>dermot

don't care the score, if he makes it to mid way through the afternoon session i'll be happy.

You ever hear that song where the african american gentleman rhymes the word "nigger" with the word "trigger"? That's a real good one.

arab

dead

british

REVIEW IT

awaiting a streaky roy 50 that guarantees his place in the side for another 2 years

>check his twitter
>it's real
My sides.

Why isn't Paine reviewing everything?

t. tim pooine

haha.

stop yelling you knobs

frazzled after the headingley debacle

SUCK MY DICK GARRRY AAHHHHH YESS GAZZZAAA DEEPER DEEPPERR GARTH

>Australia starting to lose their cool

OH NO NO

crikey that was a grim bit of fielding.

We're not fucking winning this

YES GAAAARYYYYY LICK MY ARSEHOLE CLEAN MATEY

FUCKING HELL

CARM ON! GET SUM FARKING WICKETS YEAH?

COOKED and ROOTED

i thought this was funny

Not even blacks want to be black

genuinely think smith is autistic. why is he fucking replaying denkys shots

that was the moment.

why are there gays in our ads now?

what is root doing as captain?

pozzos looking flustered

Based Tom got engaged lads. Might switch to Telstra now.

barry check the fusebox

>getting into "the nervous nineties" every time Australia is in a position to retain the Ashes

Embarrassing tbqph

NICE GAZZA SPIN ON THAT KNOB

>just 486 balls left
It's over for pozstralia

>Yeah Mitch you go field at fine leg and let the big boy Patty do the work

Cummins is a very attractive man. No homo.

Not enjoying this lads need a wicket or 8.

Aussies are cooked, this is the innings

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I reckon he fucks. Inner city homos love some country schmeat

>you now realise that Tim Paine looks like ReviewBrah

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Diversity is good because if we were all the same it would be boring.

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Westmead Express

hopefully swinging from a rope desu

He's from Westmead or something mate

can't argue with that

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wouldn't mind a wicket lads

Why don't Australia just take some wickets? Don't they want to win?

based, my neck of the woods
no longer do we have to cling to Dougie Bollinger

>draw looms
>running out of alcohol
In for a long night.

casually interested in a wicket lads

GOT EM

Why does this cunt always get out like that.

>Pooy
Fuck Cumgod is good.
Also kek @ the audible seethe in Gower's voice

Tell ya story walking faggot

YES CUM ON ME PATTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY

CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD

Jason Roy literally stands like he wants to be bowled out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>pooy

Get Boycott out there for fucks sake

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU SOI PIECE OF TRASH

So if todays a draw, where does that place the ashes?

>gayson pooy

based patty listening to my nonchalant yearning

How fucking difficult is it to put bat and pad together when playing the forward defensive? Get this T20 fraud out of the Test side NOW

You just activated our trap card

>exposing stokes before lunch

fucking cunt roy, i hope root left you a spare rope.

POOY

[spoiler] He's shit [\spoiler]

CUMMO CUMMO CUMMO CUMMO
>CUMMO CUMMO CUMMO CUMMO

Good leave there Roy

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Stokes out for

>worstern Sydney
>making a joke about inner city poofs even though he isn't from the inner city
yep checks out
also GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

>(You)

ben stokes looks like a cancer patient with hair

why do these fucking bozos come on screen every time there is a wicket. get them outta here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

buh bye

Has anyone got a gif or webm of Smith's autismo crab dance from yesterday?

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if today's a draw, then on the next and final test australia would need to win or draw to retain the ashes. england would need to win the next test to win the ashes.

>that scream

kek

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The hetero/Homo divide is rooted in outdated ideas around sexuality. By dismantling current discourse and replacing it with transhumanist rhetoric we accelerate into the xenofeminist future

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Has anyone ever bowled a bowl and two wickets flew out?

Sir Richard Hadlee
Sir Ben Stokes

>good balls Gaz
enough of this homo stuff desu

Paine costing the Ozzies another wicket. Par for the course.

>leave stokes to me

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Is gover blind? there was def bat

No, that has never happened before

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

I’ve figured out Roy’s weakness. He doesn’t like it when the ball is bowled at him. I hope they work on it in training before the next Test.

yeah

Orgasmic stuff right there

that artifact on your picture is irritating as fuck

The Stokes Show

>edge
Fucking grim.

You read Amy Ireland's 'The Poememenon' lad?

ayyy lmao

You cheeky lad, you.

youtube.com/watch?v=DJ1EZOvLJcI

>Stokes isn't scoring
No it is gonna happen again'
i cant stand this

>Can't bat
>Can't bowl
>Can't field
Someone has to be captain I guess.

Nah really want to make it but as far as I can tell there's literally no way to access full digital replays of play in Australia

Roy should have hit that for a 6 instead

Its called 9now sweetie

FUCKING KEK

gf just asked "who's he" re: cummins

They only have highlights, no replays
Sadly the crab walk didn't make the cut

Overton in at 8? What happened to /batdeep/?

Here lad

vocaroo.com/i/s1yINrGUloU7

>Searching for posts that contain ‘fuck up josh’.

>956 results found.

Rip she's leaving you for him lad. Sorry.

Scott Muller's back?

let him inseminate her with his seed

>Joe
>Joe
>Jason
>jonny
>Jos
>Jofra
>Jack
So many J names fucking crazy

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

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Was she biting her lip at the sight of CUMGOD?

but he isn't black?

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Kek

yeah it actually happened, i'm a bit taken back

A Talking Hand?!?

Imagine getting your sister to record this.

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based boomer facebook content

lost ali and woakes and didn't bring in curran

Kiwi?

Absolute state of the latent homsexuality in australia

Is this the girl who does incest porn?

not enough fours and sixes
fear the lads aren't playing their natural game out there

are they implying he's letting the selectors gangbang his wife in exchange for selection

gay

Doesn't sound anything like a kiwi

Seriously they knew he was Broad's bunny after the first 3 games but stuck with him because Justin "even bigger brain than Time Paine" Langer reckons:
>I don't mind when statistically good players miss out because it just means they're due for a big score next innings

yeah... or it means they've become someones BUNNY YA DUMB FUCKEN CUNT

>post yfw Sharks into the top 8 and should beat Manly in next weeks final

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looking forward to winter series
new coach, new blood and hopefully new captain
the rebirth and rejuvenation

Like he has any say in what she does

jesus, beefy's gut is out of control

Botham needs to visit /fa/ that jacket is horrendous

tfw tigers supporter

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post it

>degenerate boganball

crunge

more like /fit/

what are you thinking...xx

Feel bad for robbie and marshall. But cronulla should be in 5th spot right now so they were always gonna win it

>the bronx cheers for lyno are getting fainter as the poms are starting to get actually worried about him tearing apart their middle order

>/fa/
more like /fag/

Who the fuck cares, the NFL is on in less than 6 hours

>Carn Arizona

>"And your tongue is working all sorts of wonders"
This is Richard Flanagan tier, reminds me of his "wonderous nipples" bit in TNRTTDN, not sure if that's good or bad.

The captaincy situation seems dire
Only candidate who isn't fearing for his place is Stokes and if he gets picked you know his form will go to utter shit

>pozz gaynolds trying to start an nrl discussion
KEK

Yeah I consoled myself with Tigers being permanent no. 9s when they lost to Bulldogs last year after beating the storm (twice) and rabbitohs

Eva elfie

fuck me this thread is awful
wtf cric? what are you lads even doing here? do you guys even know what cricket is? huh niggers?

I couldn't stand the WILL FARAH PLAY??!? this whole week
I assume he didn't in the end?

What fielding position is the best and why is it Fly Slip?
Who is this?

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Didn't try it on with a cutie I work with last night.
For some reason I thought I'd be responsible because I think she has a bf.
Utterly fuming that I've missed an opportunity like this.
Also englel are cooked

>Arizona
grim

checked

stick me in at long stop skip

Alanna Fergusson

for me it's Jade Jantzen

A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY

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get the fuck off my /cric/

Yeah you should've gone for it. Fuck them, but have the decency to tell their bf that they're a cheating whore afterwards, that's my policy.

How do NRL bogans even appreciate test cricket?

For me it's backward point

OOOOOOHHHHH

>Cards bro
Hopefully we aren't completely shit this year

Mid-off

>short third man

why is warner's relationship status on this field?

>tfw started following them because they were in the super bowl in 2008

Boy was that a mistake

Lol

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I can see why. Still probably a virgin, though.

Na she's going to uni soon so shell probably be shagging about as soon as Freshers starts.

oh thank you

>DSL

kek

>yankified cazzies

Mikey spilling spaghetti everywhere in the box

WOMANLETS BTFO BY HOLDING

>Isa suggesting he couldn't handle holding
hmm

heh

that loon with the mask was the biggest idiot in that documentary
felt a bit sorry for the NYC lad

I have faith in based Kyler throwing dragons to Fitz, Kirk and Isabella

>pls

Dude I did the same when it was eagles vs Cardinals in the NFC game because it was Ben Graham vs sav Rocca

Now the iggs have a superbowl and cards are never gonna win

NFL is grim

>mikey demonstrating how he can get standing blowjobs from isa.

steady on

Stokes is the only batsmen so far who looks like he actually knows how to play a defensive innings.

Fucking howling at that Cherry Ripe commercial

Kek, that’s why I chose Arizona over the Steelers that super bowl because they had an Aussie punter. Been grim cope ever since

>it's another lyno can't perform when it really counts episode

bit tired of this one lads

Black floaty thing in my vision. Driving me fucking crazy.

looks like an ugly ranga cunt

I follow the giants because the first game I ever seen on telly they were playing the broncos and I decided I'd go for New York, possibly because I'd never heard of Denver.
It's been fun, I've seen them win 2 owls, and their fans are arrogant cunts but in a lovable way.

Anyone who ameriboos who unironically follow NFL could you PLEASE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW

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>Stokes 1 (15)
Nah, this isn't happening again
will actually neck myself if he saves England again

Pretty rare ep desu

Based like minded cardsbro

anyone baking?

I can bake if not

Tell me lads, why does he chew the gum?

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When did Lyon last take a wicket? To think the Aussies call him the goat.

>unironically watching nfl

>We didn't even manage to bowl the Ozzies out once this test
Grim

We lost like a whole day to rain right? Not unexpected, just wish Cummins hadn't given us hope with those two wickets last night

>not pulling an all nighter watching aus win the ashes and then the early east coast games starting at 3am

Grim indeed.

I made a loaf of bread and some seitan yesterday, so we can all have some vegan sandwiches.

Reckon we should pick a team for you to follow mate

Don't worry mate it's only forever.

>sir ben stokes

kek. what was this for again?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE URN IS OURS FUCK OFF ENGLAND

fug

GOOD LAD

Fuckkkkkkkk

O G R E

who was your first pick in your fantasy NFL league lads?

me? Zeke

HAHAHAHAHA

>walking
what a coward

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GONE
GOTTEM
THE ASHES ARE OURS

CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD
CUMGOD
>CUMGOD

>New Zealand man walking unlike an Englishman
Seems like Stokes has had enough

LMAO Stokes literally too much of a good sport for the English batting order.

>Walking away the Ashes
England are pathetic.

GONE GOT HIM FUCCK OFF CUNT TELL YOUR STORY WALKING

Good lad walking though

Stokes is a complete and utter fraud, deserves to be dropped.

I'm watching GBBO, love it. It's got such a comfy pace.

Take notes Broad

>walking
KEK what a fucking pussy

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks sake

BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES BYE BYE ASHES

Knighthood imminent

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Based Cumdog

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FUCKING FUCKETY FUCKING FUCK
FUCKING FUCKED IT LADS
FUCK

F

CELEBRATION THREAD

ITT: Posts that did not age well

Proper gentleman move from Stokes

The Chad review
The virgin walk

@cantguardmike

What is it?

Marsh brothers celebrating mid run when mitch got his ton

STILL WORLD CHAMPIONS LADS

>tubby Taylor calling for a cum dog 10fer
based tubby

NEW

Good on the lad walking.

Honestly only enhances his reputation, no way dude can bail us out the third time so might as well be a good sport about it

Are the commentators blind? There was a shout because of the clear edge leaving a possible catch

England fans on suicide watch now

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