/cfb/ - Way After Dark Edition

>can you imagine?
I literally can't. I feel like I missed out on so much prime pussy because I wasn't a football player

>cuckskies

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shouldn't you have blacked out by now?

>college kickers

I wish the game of football would just disappear

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Good question here: if McKenzie Milton returns for a final season in 2020, and puts up similar numbers to 2017, would he get drafted?

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it takes a certain type of person to live that kind of life and I guess we weren't the right guys for the job

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zero. tua gets 10x the puss. can't beat that sweet bama coochie.

>Life is suffering friends.

It's over. My meager expectation of a four win season is over.

LADS

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I think you messed up

Yeah, I guess we just have to accept it and move on

kek I sure did

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>struggling against lowly cal
might as well engrave wsu into the apple cup now

hawaii has multiple p5 wins

Fuck this gay earth

Was there a weather delay in this game? Why is it still going on?

East coast fag here, who should I be cheering for in this game?

lighting storm delayed it

The worst teams in the league. The absolute worst teams in the league. Don't you forget that.

Mclatcher and Fuller finally making catches and makin plays. Looks like they're waking up

way ahead of ya

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Lightning delay

go with your gut

Washington has beautiful uniforms.

go for it

I really like the white ones

>schedule home and home against old rival that’s supposed to be better than us
>win both times on OT thrillers
Absolutely based

I'm glad they towned them down a bit. Those previous nike unis were too complicated

Redpill me on Justin Wilcox.

defensive wizard. Made UW's D great then turned absolute dogshit cal into defensive powerhouse

I dont know much about the guy

>gonna come down to a field goal
WORRIED FLASHBACKS

HUSKYBROS AWAKEN AND GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY

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Gotta go with Cal on this one, friend.

\o/

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yikes

\o/

I live in Seattle, and hate this fucking place, friend.

Huck the Fuskies.

just hang on to the ball

you have this dubs

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DROPS
AGAIN

GO COOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS

50 YARDER FUCK YEAH

Lucky fucking doges

ITS GOOD

>raping the kicker like that 2 point lead is going to hold up
have they watched the defense at all tonight?

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Washington's season was 12 inches from being over tonight

Late night football is the comfiest. I wish more games went this late.

> was

Come home white man.

Sadly they dont make as much money so the pac wants to make them earlier

Ref wearing fuckin MC Hammer pants

NICE TIMEOUT PURPLE FAGGOTS
SEC SEC SEC

I was born a ramblin' man

fug

Why is Peterson being retarded and not calling a timeout to save clock?

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YOU HAVE TO LET HIM SCORE

Huck the Fuskies, and the entire city of Seattle.

LMAO SUCK MY DICK KEKSKIE FAGS

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>Washington not using a timeout there
Is Pederson retarded?

all i wanted was mike leech to coach UT
why am i punished so?

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9 AM kickoff is the most retarded idea

ya'll are going to lose to Cal

maybe next season

OK, I'm no expert, but why the FUCK didn't Washington call a timeout here. Cal can just kick an easy FG to win it even if they don't get in the endzone

leech couldn't handle the sec fans or media
he just wants to be left alone to warp the minds of those left in his care

Just let them score you fucking idiot. You're up by 2, a stop won't help

They could have used a time out, let Cal score the TD and use the two remaining timeouts to put together a TD drive themselves. That was mad retarded.

>le tthem run 3 times and use up clock then kick a fg
or
> let them score a td right away
EITHER WAY YOU'LL BE DOWN ONE SCORE. WHY WAIT???

Cal wins

As a neutral fan, I kinda wanted Washington to win. But now fuck that, they deserve to lose, that's just embarrassing.

Memes would be pretty funny if Cal misses tho

masterful clock management
save those timeouts for the next game

20 minute review

how has Peterson gone from such a mastermind to a retard?

+14 was the hidden gem of the day. Glad I snagged it. Great day

Just couldn't recover from that Bama game

short

pruitt could lose every game this season and they'd still keep him because UT's entire apparatus is clouded in a fog of perpetual retardation and has been thus every since the last couple of fulmer years

even so, leech would've been far better than schiano or the faggot that we have now

Looked like a TD to me at full speed, but in slow motion I can't see the ball cross the line.

Actually a brilliant call?

Looked like he made it desu

>tfw no ross to score a kick return td

Worst clock management and timeout usage I've ever seen lmao

>letting time run down from 12 seconds to 14 with your last TO
ABSOLUTE RETARD

Smell that? Smells like Fuskie DEFEAT

All that recruiting just to lose to Cal

Imagine all the white dick that Asian cal cheerleader’s taken

HUCK THE FUSKIES

I thought Petersen was a good coach though.

NICE ICING THE KICKER WASTED TO AND 30 SECONDS OFF YOUR DRIVE

it can still happen

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only in Idaho

You have 10 seconds to name a single Pac 12 team that isn't overrated garbage

Andy Reid is a pretty good coach and is clock retarded as well

>tfw Arizona State is the best hope for the Pac-12 to make the playoff

It has gotten so bad here in Seattle, that I'm cheering for a team from the bay area.

that was some Andy Reid-tier clock management right there

fitting to end on a drop

Anyone know how to specifically find English speaking asian girls in porn? "Asian" always brings up Japanese or Thai girls

Ha ha Peterman loses fuck the Huskies!

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they need to paint the field blue
it unlocks his powers

add eason to the retard list

>Wilcox

Is he a chad?

You have no idea what suffering is, friend.

Only because they're not rated, just garbage

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SC is unironically massively underrated

Go to yespornplease and search “Asian girl”
It’s got lots of quality western Asian stuff

Devil here

Our OLine is fucking trash. It was supposed to be a strength. And two injuries later it’s the biggest question mark we have.

I can assure you the score against MSU will be 6-7 final score next week

"nfl will be up in a few hours"
fuck

pac 12 after dark extended edition was super comfy

>telling a UW fan they don't know suffering how young are y

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fuck the nfl

Yeah their coaches seem less retarded than usual
That’s deadly when you have as much raw athletic talent as they do

oh no, Helton is still the worst coach in the country. But the new OC is smart enough to understand that 5 star WRs and a qb with a cannon for an arm means PASS THE BALL

>Season ticket holder during the dark ages of Beaver football.

I'm older than anyone here.

>tfw BYU beats both USC and Washington
>tfw BYU proceeds to go 12-1 with a NY6 bowl win and a final top 14 ranking
>tfw Utah's win over BYU propels them into the playoff
>tfw Utah wins the Natty to go 15-0 and Corso's prediction comes true
>tfw the win gives Corso 50 more years of life

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Wish I knew about this place earlier. Thanks man

Trust me senpai. I know about graham harrell.

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What's even the point of this? Once you're up by like 50. Just turn the fucking jets off. I don't get why you keep scoring on some shit division 2 team.

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As a Utes fan this is my exact dream

You maybe older, but I still remember the Pettibone years as a kid. Fun times when you could bring outside food and drinks to then Parker Stadium.

God willing it happens then. An NY6 bowl would be beyond based

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You couldn't give tix away when I was a student =)

>Can't now!

Based Burrs dabbing on UW's hopes and dreams 2 years in a row

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USC gets ranked after this performance right?

probably not, but Michigan is definitely moving up

>that feel when Michigan

How long until OSU or ND take away the "most winning team of all time" and "most wins" titles so we can stop pretending?

Yeah
Somewhere between 20 and 25 would make sense
Gotta get a narrative going to hype up that USC-ND game in October

>yfw USC beats BYU, Utah, Washington and ND all in a row

>tfw you could go 0-12 and still have a job for the next two years

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> le army is dogshit maymay
Last season they finished 11-2, went to overtime with a playoff team, and beat Houston 70-14 in their bowl game.
Stop pretending army is shit.

>Rooting for your rival to succeed just to resume pad
>fan

Pick one

Probably
USC always gets overrated

>And he never had the sense of home so much as when he felt that he was going there. It was only when he got there that his homelessness began.

Was Thomas Wolfe actually writing about Scott Frost?

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Should be 15-18

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not Scott Frost specifically, all the Scott Frosts throughout time and space that share the same, tragic tale

NFL week 1 on today bros

Imagine if your college team and your NFL win on the same weekend

Should Michigan move up? I'm thinking to no. 4

Reminder that Mack has a better record than Herman and Muschamp. Yep...I'm thinking our boy's playoff-bound.

I don't have one because NFL is gay and is only good for attracting talent to and serving as an outlet/backdrop for CFB.

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Will he overcome the black coach meme?

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Why didn't Joseph's wife or son follow Brigham Young's faction to Utah?

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>needing 2OTs to beat Tennessee

The absolute state of Mormons.

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that son of a bitch is so happy to be coaching again
it's so damn obvious

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the black coach meme is not just a meme
it is real

You may only post itt if a team from your conference did NOT lose to Georgia State.

SEC fags go away.

I was surprised somebody hired him after seeing how poor the Bear’s defense was under him and Marc Trestman. They gave up 50+ points in back-to-back games against the Packers and Patriots

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>go to bed with pac 12 after dark looking routine
>usc win by loads
>cal win (not that surprising as their d is great)
>cole macdonald only threw 1 int
wtf

Clemson / Pats, feels good.

Colorado/Cowboys

Will it be two rivalry wins for me lads?

Pac 12 already memed their way out of the CFP only two weeks in

Utah/Wazzu/USC have a chance still but they have to win out
None of them will

You may only post itt if you're in a conference with three wins over other conference runner-ups

Chiefs/6x Division 2 natty winner NW Missouri State Bearcats
I need not imagine :-)

I am happy for him desu ;__; all he has to do is build up UNC to be a respectable perennial 8 win team and he can walk away so that the new guy walks into a turn key situation

If a player leaves the game with an injury requiring an officials timeout they should have to sit out the rest of the drive. Sick of these fake injury timeouts

If Hawaii goes undefeated (they won't lol) they should be allowed into the pac 12 title game.
They're currently tied for best in-conference record in the PAC lol

It took OT for the Semenholes to beat directional Louisiana by 1. What’s going on bros?

Black coaches.

reminder if you rate UNC or Mack Brown for beating retarded chokers, you get the paddle

PUT BYU IN

Canes/Dolphins

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But Mack Brown is a retarded choker.

t. Texass alumnus.

I know but for some reason he gets hype playing against former DCs that shoot themselves in the foot, while coaches like David Cutcliffe are ignored

they'll be ranked sometime this season and the ACCN will be speculating about them """challenging Clemson soon"""

Duke has had their opportunity to shine but they got bootyblasted by A&M and Manziel, bootyblasted each season by Clemson, and bootyblasted by Alabama last week. Duke has been on some big stages recently and wet the bed. You can only fool people so many times.

Daily reminder that we live in the 1 timeline out of 1000 in which Tennessee fucked it up.

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>week 2
>PAC 12 has already removed itself from cfp contention
At what point do we start calling them a group instead of power conference?

Michigan is currently ahead of Ohio State (2nd place) by 43 wins.

Meaning, barring an Old-Testament-level smiting of Michigan's program, it's gonna be a while.

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How did Tennessee become the worst Power 5 team so quickly?

They let Twitter justice overpower good coaching decisions.

Like how a few years ago, Mizzou players were literally threatening to strike unless the chancellor prostrated himself to a black student group.

They fucking deserve their failure.

based CU poster.

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Why are you so salty

A Randy Moss fan. Very nice.

A pretty stadium, but I'm more partial to Wyoming's.

Based. Fuck those liberal yuppies in Boulder. Wyoming is where the white ethnostate begins.

so georgia state fans cant post here?

Can Georgia State fans even read and write?

Stay salty Tennesshit fag

I don't know, but they sure as hell get robbed more than fucking Tech students.

He gets pegged

Obviously they didn’t consume enough high quality H2O

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Makes them feel good about themselves I guess. No one looks at that game and says, boy 70+ Oregon sure is good!

Seriously what's the talk around town? Are local meatball sports radio guys crushing this dude?

USC/RAMS

>feelsgoodmayne

>Gophers/Vikes
yeah I’m thinking this weekend finna bouta be based

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slovis vs Burrows is the national title game we deserve

He looks like Saoirse Ronan

I think the lads in alternate universe /cfb/ are jealous of us. Then again, I'm jealous of the lads who got to see Army beat Michigan in the Big House.

>tfw there are more CU posters in /cfb/ than fans in Folsom Field

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remember when burrow played behind JT Barrett for years lmao urb is so fucking overrated

Guys guys guys, I’ve got a joke for you
>west coast football

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>in his first season as a starter, Barrett goes 11-1 and sets Ohio State up for a successful title run
>in his first season as a starter, Burrow goes 10-3 and sets LSU up to ruin UCF's fun (and ruin long OT games forever)
I think Meyer made the right decision

The reason why the PAC-12 is bad now is because of one man: Larry Scott.

I dunno, I’m not an FSU fan.

Are we, dare I say it, back?

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Do you guys think LSU has a chance to upset Alabama this year? Their newly modernized offense has me excited desu.

Burrows is better than pineapple kid

LSU always has a chance to beat Alabama.

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Yet they haven't done so even once since the 9-6 game

Yeah but they have been close several times.

Gameday definitely goes to Madison in two weeks right?

No because they will get lost and somehow find themselves in Marquette, MI.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Kind of hard to see them passing over Athens when Notre Dame comes to town lad.

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Indeed

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Do you think Wisco will concede any points before the OSU game? Maybe they will allow Michigan a sympathy FG

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>that streak of home games
wtf how lucky is that

Washington has been defeated, now there is only the Pac-One as there has been and should always be. I am USC's bitch now. I am going to SEC it done.

Imagine turning Chris Petersen from a giant-killing mastermind of a coach into a giant mast-turd-mind who blows games frequently. He's never been the same since the Bama game.

>Wake up hungover as fuck
>USC really did beat the shit out of Stanford, it wasn't just a fever dream
Based.

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It's good for your spirit after losing JT, but it's bad for the fact that if Slovis is actually good then it means that Clay Helton will keep his job because he can ride his QB to bowl wins just like he did Darnold.

incredibly based

But madison is 100x the town that athens is

If they’re not ranked after this east coast bias will be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt

East coast bias is a thing because of Larry Scott signing that television deal that puts on the Pac-12 at 10:30 PM, that's not terribly late for younger people, but the pollsters are not young people. How can actual boomers watch the game after they fall asleep at 8:30 on their couch?

AP voters don’t exactly have the world’s hardest job, they can stay up late to watch some games if they need to

kek least coast bias has existed for 10000 years before that
they select 2 or 3 teams to be exempt from it, which has been usc/wash/oregon

AP voters all have monday and tuesday columns to be writing well before the PAC12 games even start lol

>tfw I have a 500-word essay due tomorrow

wait, why were people picking against Wisconsin in the Big Ten West? Just because their schedule is way tougher. Did people really think Nebraska was a serious threat to them?

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I feel like smashing my balls with a hammer would hurt less.

Thanks for letting my school blow its wad with its yearly meme win.

>weirdo acne ridden loser with a paedophile goatee (JT Daniels) is a dogshit QB who crippled himself week one
>turbo chad Slovis kills it in first start

Makes you think!

Nebraska was picked by some people literally only because they were Nebraska. No one had any reason to believe they had improved from last year, they just picked them because they’re a blue blood.

Its funny because Wisconsin has been wildly better than Nebraska as a program over most of our lifetimes, and utterly dominated them since being in the Big Ten

If Helton gets canned, Swann would just hire another retard. It's never gonna end.

Coaches poll is out

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gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have three SEC teams in the playoff?

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We all knew it was gonna be Clemson, Bama, probably Oklahoma, and someone else

They'll get Urban Meyer

>Penn State has the same chance as Ohio State
Not even in their dreams

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TEXAS IS BACK

Seriously, the SEC and ACC have become such trash one team conferences, nothing interesting will happen

OSU has a much tougher schedule needing to play at Wisconsinwhich PSU doesn't even have to play

How does Oregon have a chance?
Only Utah has a chance in that conference
Maybe Wazzu

>no tennessee
WTF

>Mack Brown goes 11-1 at UNC
>texass says they're sorry and offer him a max contract to come back home
>proceeds to do the same shit as before and puts texass back into 8 more years of mediocrity

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Alright real talk cfb, how come FSU and Nebraska are at the same place program-wise yet everyone calls Taggart a fraud but Frost gets a pass because he is still “rebuilding the program?” I say wait until each coach finishes their third or fourth year before judgements are made

Minshew is an NFL starter now
tyb leach

Probably because FSU is in the middle of the best recruiting grounds in the country and Nebraska is in the middle of nowhere, with very small populations around that are almost entirely white?

Lmao why do so many of us go to CU

Despite the loss I see a lot of improvement from Nebraska

7-5 or 8-4 for this season

What time did the Washington game end?

Looks like 3 sec teams in the top 4 in the ap poll.

Dream scenario to expand the playoffs is to have two sec teams in this year over an undefeated ou or Ohio state

>LSU over Ohio State
incoming seethe

This was literally exactly why Mike Slive was the first P5 commissioner to support a playoff format, because if it was seeded properly the championship could be an all-SEC affair.

It worked. It happened in 2017 and doesn't look like it'll stop. He was truly playing 4D chess.

a 2nd SEC team would never get in over an undefeated Big Ten team

>because if it was seeded properly the championship could be an all-SEC affair
When was the last time anyone besides Bama was legitimately an elite team in the SEC? The conference has been an utter joke after the top spot since LSU's collapse

A. Would they get in it Ohio state looks sloppy?

B. Is a sec team getting in over an OU enough to cuase change?

By the very nature of how the SEC determines a champion, you cannot have two undefeated teams, one the champion and one a non-champion. And if that one-loss non-champion has to be compared to another undefeated P5 champion, they will lose every time.

>all these ABSECs seething

In terms of media love, LSU is the new Notre Dame.

>And if that one-loss non-champion has to be compared to another undefeated P5 champion, they will lose every time.
See:2017

lol, based on what? they just had the biggest win of the season.

I don't see any way a one loss SEC team gets in over a undefeated Big Ten team with the additional conference championship game, nor would they deserve to, especially given how SEC teams schedule OOC and how they still refuse to stop playing lower division teams and move on to 9 conference games instead

You have to keep in mind that every Big Ten, Pac 12 and Big 12 team is playing a 9th conference opponent where SEC teams schedule a 1aa opponent which is basically not even a real game

Ohio State and USC both had two losses that year, you dingus.
>inb4 "I meant UCF!"

Except they actually deserve it

They've already set a precedent with this you brainlet. Pay better attention.

>They've already set a precedent with this you brainlet
Okay, name the undefeated team that got shafted and who they got shafted by.

The committee has shown time and time again that they do not give a flying fuck about conference championships.

>average texas team returns 3 starters
>gets overrated to high hell because of name
>in typical big 12 fashion they can score but have a huge lack of defense

Ah I remember 2018 too, when LSU beat Miami and were crowned national champions that day. But then they lost to UF Bama and another team just as they do every year.

>muh delbert, muh divinity, muh dbu
>600 yards of offense allowed

>Big Ten, Pac 12 and Big 12 team is playing a 9th conference opponent where SEC teams schedule a 1aa opponent which is basically not even a real game
The funny thing is rednecks will literally defend this practice. They will defend paying full price to go see Lower Chattanooga State play their team instead of Bama or Florida or whatever on the off chance it gives their supposed rival Bama an easier shot at making the playoffs (because its not like any other SEC team is going to make a real challenge in the post season).
Its such anti-fan bullshit and part of why the NCAA will never really be taken seriously next to the NFL (Lets only play like 10 fucking games all year and since I am the SEC lets make 3 of those essentially exhibition, one of which against a team that isn't even fucking in division 1a)

they did not
No undefeated Big Ten team has ever missed the playoffs, nor will they ever

Difference is that they actually look like they have an offense this year

Dunno about the local radio but our fan base across the board is basically done with him. We can't get rid of him though. The fucking faggot previous AD gave him a ludicrous contract and his buyout to get rid of him this season is 17-18 million. There's maybe one guy left defending him and he probably is watching games from 2012 or so and doesnt realize Jimbo isn't Taggart.

In all honesty though he looks to have unfucked the offense by hiring Briles and some his guys from Houston. WT needs to shitcan the DC (the only affordable buyout right now, good job again admin and faggot boosters) and hire a new defense staff and see how it goes. If that doesn't work then we know it's just Taggart (but I think we already know given that Steve urkel picture you posted). We're probably better off making Kendall Briles HC.

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>especially given how SEC teams schedule OOC
You say this the day after two top 15 ranked SEC teams played top 15 teams on the road.
And don't give us the FCS runaround, southern FCS schools beat the Go6 school up north and out west regularly.

>NFL is superiority
Go home faggot.

Offense only putting up 44 yards in the 2nd half against a bad Boise team is an omen of doom. Virginia and other defensive teams are not going to miss tackles on Akers like these first 2 weeks

>And don't give us the FCS runaround, southern FCS schools beat the Go6 school up north and out west regularly
Called it
>The funny thing is rednecks will literally defend this practice

Yeah, sure is great to not see another conference game and instead an exhibition against a lower division foe

Its absolutely absurd that the NCAA even allows those games to count for the record

>southern FCS schools beat the Go6 school up north and out west regularly.
Gonna need a source on that

>the NCAA will never really be taken seriously next to the NFL
Lololololol, How fucking retarded are you to say this after the circus that took place yesterday?

>Clemson will not play a top 25 team again this season

Wow, what a powerful power 5 conference

oh good, job, your conference of 14 fucking teams played 2 good OOC opponents this season

Because in the NFL you can lose like 6 games and still make the playoffs but in college 2 or in some cases even 1 loss ends your chances.

Whether you like it or not, playing in the SEC is much tougher than playing in any other conference. You can have a one-off game where a team beats an SEC team, but doing that on a weekly basis is a different story.

Texas is a recent example. Congrats on beating a dejected UGA team by 7 with the biggest effort of your programs existence, but then you lose to LSU. Oh then the following weeks you have Bama, Auburn, and Florida.

Everytime these 12-0/1-loss teams from weaker conferences get in (Washington, Notre Dame, Michigan State) they get obliterated.

When people say SEC is the best, its not saying that every team can beat any other team in the country but it has the highest density of top talent, and on a week to week basis is the hardest to succeed in.

And if anything SEC teams have been scheduling bigger and better OOC games than any other conference lately. They've played Miami, FSU, Clemson multiple times, BYU, Texas, Oregon, Washington, Michigan, Notre Dame, Purdue, Oklahoma, etc

I'm not even a conference faggot, I always root for other SEC teams to lose because fuck them. But man you are a special kind of stupid.

And no defense.

They look like they have an offense because they played shitty ass Texas who gives up 40 points every game in the Big 12.

>UNC only real threat until the playoff
Can Mack pull a cheeky W?

I mean I watch both regularly, but it sure is nice that 90% of NFL games are basically over before they begin and quality opponents aren't allowed to avoid each other by scheduling teams in different fucking leagues with super low standards of play

The problem with the NCAA is most teams even in major conference have no possibility of being competitive nationally each year, and its usually only the same small handful of teams that are competitive, and then on top of that, those small handful of teams almost never play each other and usually schedule 3 games against straight up unworthy competition, there is no excuse for allowing games against outside the major 5 conferences let atone 1aa, especially when even the major conference fill themselves out with 3 or 4 utterly noncompetitive teams to begin with

Well....it was worse last year

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Burrow looks like he made the step that franks did not. Looks like we will see once conference starts

the what now?

>2 good OOC opponents this season
Literally every top OOC matchup the first 4 weeks of the season this year is a SEC team. lololol

>everyone doomsaying over the SEC having like a 5% chance of getting the playoff double dip again
Y'all need to relax.

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NFL is hardly ever about the actual sport anymore. It's always storylines about drama like Antonio Brown, the national anthem, Tom Brady's personal life, where Troy palamau gets his hair cut, where Dak likes to shop.

Then every team runs the same boring offense playing the same 30 teams of which only 10 are relevant and there are no rivalries or any form of pageantry or devotion to a team. It's just "dont get hurt and collect my check" bowl while 48 year old fans who want to pretend they are still 21 and need to overcompensate for their lack of masculinity watch on.

>Because in the NFL you can lose like 6 games and still make the playoffs but in college 2 or in some cases even 1 loss ends your chances.
Yeah because NFL teams play 16 NFL opponents and top NCAA teams only play like fucking 3 or 4 quality opponents in a season (Make that 1 if you are in the ACC)
>Whether you like it or not, playing in the SEC is much tougher than playing in any other conference
Maybe 10 years ago, the SEC hasn't had more than 1 elite team in a long time this is an absurd narrative
>And if anything SEC teams have been scheduling bigger and better OOC games than any other conference lately
Yes they have made a mild improvement, but not as much as the 3 northern/western conferences who not only are scheduling better OOC and banning 1aa opponents but have also added a conference game which the SEC is just too fucking afraid to do

UT Martin is shit but a 93% completion rate is still not bad.

Tell me all about how much Joe has Burrowed into your ass when they play someone with a defense.

clemson is in the SEC?

>Literally every top OOC matchup the first 4 weeks of the season this year is a SEC team. lololol
well thats a bit misleading because the SEC knowingly uses the cheap tactic of scheduling their best games early so people will forget losses and bulking up the meaningless exhibition games at the end of the year to avoid late season losses

Another cheap tactic to try and create the SEC is elite narrative

>defending FCS schools as quality opponents

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>NFL is hardly ever about the actual sport anymore
and the SEC is, lol what?

these fools dont realize we have the bootyblasters to coast on their easy schedule to a playoff spot again

You are such a dumbass homer that you actually just used a completion rate against ut Martin and called Texas d trash

No it's because your play off is what, 10 teams? vs 4.

>doesnt have more than 1 elite team
The term is relative. Bama has been the best year in and year out, but UGA, LSU, UF, Auburn, Texas A&M would all go undefeated in the Pac 12 and Big 12, and would easily have 0/1/2 loss seasons in the Big 10 or ACC depending if they play Clemson or OSU.

>list off the top 15 schools in the country
>mild improvement, i cant admit i'm wrong
k buddy

>sec doesnt want to add a conference game
Yeah because UF would rather play Miami or FSU than add Ole Miss. LSU would rather have Georgia and UGA have Notre Dame than add Vanderbilt.

Dude give it up

Happens all the time actually, UMASS lost to one yesterday.

I was thinking more along the lines of "the B1G finally gets its shit together", but that works too I guess.

>unironically citing the national anthem as an excuse
>only argument for play is "hurr durr the offenses are the same"
ok boomer

>wake up
>take a big shit
>check scores
>mfw vawlsssssssssss

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Guys. It's practically fall outside
>The breeze is picking up
>Leaves are starting to turn colors on the edges
>The sun is getting lower in the sky and the days grow noticably shorter
>Pumpkins and gourds are starting to become visible
>Oktoberfests and pumpkin beers are starting to line store shelves
>Stores are clearing their summer lines and starting to stock Halloween and winter stuff

It's the most comfiest time of the year boys.

>SIU
>Southern ILLINOIS

nah its not gonna happen this year, michishit and penn state will choke a couple games at some point and ohio state still needs to prove it doesnt get blown in some meme game.
t. wisky fan

>texas d
>not trash
You have the greatest delusion I have ever seen and you have yet to counter any of my arguments.

I did not present "Franks is great and better than Burrow" but am responding to your accusation of the reverse.

You "argue" like a child.

>southern illinois
neck yourself nigger

>but UGA, LSU, UF, Auburn, Texas A&M would all go undefeated in the Pac 12 and Big 12
no they fucking wouldn't, they are not elite teams if they were Bama wouldn't easily dominate the conference every fucking season ad they wouldn't be afraid to schedule major opponents OOC instead of 1aa teams

>that example doesnt count as evidence to the idea that nfl is all about shit unrelated to the game because I say so
>you only have 2 arguments while i have zero, i win!
lol fucking corporate sports faggots man

Ngl that kinda sounds hot with a pretty boy like him (not gay tho)

As a Nebraska fan should I just kill myself at this point?

Right now I'm thinking yes. I have nothing to live for in my wageslave life so every year I put my hopes and dreams into these teams and every year they do the same thing.

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>NUH UH
ok

>Yeah because UF would rather play Miami or FSU than add Ole Miss. LSU would rather have Georgia and UGA have Notre Dame than add Vanderbilt.
So you are just going to ignore the fact that all of these teams schedule 1aa teams instead of an additional conference game?

There is absolutely no reason they cannot both play 1 good OOC school and the same amount of conference games as the other major conferences

>tfw your season prediction is still accurate

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>both major cities are mainly midwesterners
>geography and weather aligns mainly with the great plains
>major hubs are all in the midwest
>gets their best recruits from mainly texas and the midwest
why are they in the SEC again?

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OSU plays at Nebraska and Michigan. They don't play at Wisconsin.

>football is bad because the people are making money for their services!
>i want to see the players be soulless compliments to my team and have zero personality!
fuck off esl teacher

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rural Missouri is southern as fuck

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In my head cannon Larry Scott has a more competent brother who works for a paper company in Scranton.

Sorry, meant at home. PSU doesn't have to play Wisconsin none the less, PSU got a really easy draw of other division teams relative to Ohio

Who does Ohio State play outside their conference this year? Playing 9 game conference schedules when you have Indiana and Rutgers yearly is pretty weak shit. Half their schedule is glorified Go6 tier.

Why aren't you seething over this?

>soulless
>zero personality
Explains nippons quite well actually

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>Playing 9 game conference schedules when you have Indiana and Rutgers yearly is pretty weak shit.
Yeah but SEC teams get to play Tennessee and Vandy so yeah

>Half their schedule is glorified Go6 tier
so is literally every SEC team, thats the dumb part of the NCAA, play really short schedule and waste half the games with utterly helpless opponents with no shot before the game even begins

No it's not

then why do you have evangelicals there?
I am actually from the midwest and was genuinely surprised when I visited Missouri. St louis is more or less a Midwestern city, and KC is a staple Great Plains town, but everything in between in southern as fuck in all the worst ways (are there any good ways? I don't think so)

>Unironically thinks Alabama plays a easier schedule than Ohio State because of the number of cupcake both teams play.

absolutely seething.

>LSU jumps tOSU and Oklahoma but not Georgia and Bama
????? tOSU played a better opponent than all 3. LSU should be #3 if we're going to jump them over teams that also won.

LSU is the first instance of cannibalistic overratedness this season and it will set off a domino effect if they lose to anyone that isn't Bama.

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>I am actually from the Midwest
It shows

I did not say that

Remember, the SEC isn't only Bama, Bama and LSU have historically been the two SEC teams willing to play legitimate teams OOC, and sports fans are better for it. This doesn't change the fact that the SEC is the only good conference to refuse to play 9 conference opponents or ban 1aa opponents, and that most SEC teams schedule absolute horse shit OOC

what is she saying?

you can tell I am an educated white person? One this the south is very sorely lacking

Its legitimately wild how whenever I meat a southerner their level of education is so lacking, even when they supposedly have bachelors degrees they write like straight up 12 year olds

I wouldn't have guessed you were educated, no

>Muh SEC

Seething.

what?

well that is the one true hallmark of northerners vs southerners, well that and being white

Does USC get into the top 25 this week?

>ISU drops from rankings
>right before College Gameday goes to Ames
Ouch

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its out they already did, 23 or something

WEW

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It won't last.

Alabama has to play LSU and Auburn, who has to play Georgia and Florida.

And if there's any justice in the universe, ANY semblance of Football Gods, Tennessee will beat one of them and ruin everything.

>ban 1aa opponents,
No conference has this rule besides Notre Dame.
>SEC is the only good conference to refuse to play 9 conference
ACC also plays just 8.

Where will JT Daniels transfer to next season?

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Clemson, Bama, Georgia, some SEC gets screwed so either Oklahoma or Ohio State makes the playoffs not getting tired of this haHAA

WHERE IS USC YOU LAZY BITCH!

Michigan

apnews.com/APTop25CollegeFootballPoll
USC is 24.

but what it sets up is a 1 loss bama/lsu/georgia team getting in the CFP ahead of a 1 loss PAC or B1G team because they have an allegedly better SOS. recent history would suggest they'd be better anyway based on head to head CFP results but there needs to be a non-subjective way to determine CFP participants. namely an 8 team playoff with every conference champ and 3 at larges.
>all 3 at larges would be SEC teams

>No conference has this rule besides Notre Dame.
The Pac 12 and Big 10 have. I can't remember about the Big 12. The SEC and ACC refuse

>ACC also plays just 8.
I repeat, the SEC is the only good conference that does not play 9 conference games

being smart is a trademark of being white, you wouldnt understand mulatto

>Cal
>95 votes, practically #27

Fuck boys, are the burrs worth watching again?

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>Be SEC
>10 out of 14 teams have national championships
>Conference has 10 of the last 14 national championships
>Have best out of conference record vs power 5 the last 14 years
>People still bitch about out of conference schedules

It appears our superiority has created some controversy.

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The Big 10 rescinded that rule two years ago

Based.

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no, the Big 10 made a limited short term exception

Amarillo, Texas definitely isn't Southern. Try again.

What state are you from?

um, ok, but it sure as fuck isn't northern. What is your point?

I live in Milwaukee now. Have lived in Minneapolis and Chicago too, all the very heart of the midwest

Remember, if your state does not border a Great Lake, you are jot really midwestern... besides maybe Iowa I guess

>The Pac 12 and Big 10 have.
Let me rephrase because you're too arrogant and are probable a drunk who doesn't keep up with the news.

NOBODY BESIDES NOTRE DAME DOES THIS.

lsu vs georgia who would win

LSU

georgia wont make it to playoffs

>but what it sets up is a 1 loss bama/lsu/georgia team getting in the CFP ahead of a 1 loss PAC or B1G team because they have an allegedly better SOS
If that Pac or B1G team is a one-loss conference champ, being compared to a one-loss non-champ SEC team, I wouldn't stress.
Every time the committee compared a one-loss conference champ to a one-loss non-champ, the conference champ won. I doubt this year will be an exception.*
*last year was weird because a 1-loss champion Ohio State was being compared to an undefeated, but non-conference ND. Who the fuck knows what'll happen if ND is a player again this season

To clarify, the Big Ten bans 1aa opponents expect in year in which there are 5 conference road games on the schedule

I believe the Pac 12 has them entirely banned

>Have to wait till tomorrow for muh Broncos

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Hey guys new here
former browns fan

>Stop pretending army is shit

They looked pretty shit against Rice tbf

>People unironically bought the browns hype

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>I believe
Good grief dude, do you ever learn when to shut the fuck up?

do you have any reason to contradict me?

>ou and mayfield plant flag at OSU
>ooohnoo thats disrespectful!
>uf plants flag at fsu
>oh no you cant do that, no class....
>lsu plants flag at texas
>epic!! xD lsu so crazy this is amazing #lsu

LSU is the new Notre Dame.
And Army is a better football team than Michigan.

Anyone who was legit upset at Mayfield's flag plant is retarded. It was a dumb bit of fun.
And his penance for it is playing for the Browns, so ultimately the state of Ohio got the last laugh.

The point is that not every rural area is part of the South, especially the parts that are clearly Midwestern or Western in character.
The Great Lakes area has a distinct culture from the Great Plains, but residents of both call themselves Midwesterners.

Contradict? Is that the snowflake term people use these days when someone is totally full of shit?

ronan doesn't have that manly of a jawline

>The point is that not every rural area is part of the South
No, but every rural area midwestern area is populated with Catholics and Lutherans, people from German, Scandinavia and Ireland originally, while southern rural areas are generally populated with evangelicals descend from earlier english immigrants and slaves hence the cultural differences
Evangelicals are very uncommon in the north besides black inner city communities

Could this finally be LSU year to beat the BAMA?

I mean why are you saying the Pac 12 plays 1aa teams when they have factually banned such opponents

>I believe the Pac 12 has them entirely banned
ASU played Sacramento state yesterday. Try actually researching more than you guess.

Wrong again faggot.

>there are 7 teams in the B1G that are top 25
>no other conference has that many teams in the top 25
suck it SECfags

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You sound like the type of person who goes to a bar and gets beat up for starting stupid arguments or gets in a fight with some chicks boyfriend after you grab her ass.

Look at a map of Lutherans or Catholics in the U.S.
Missouri looks a lot more like Michigan or Indiana in that respect than Arkansas.

>or gets in a fight with some chicks boyfriend after you grab her ass
what does this possibly have to do with anything anyone has said.

Also I am from the north where we know how to drink, people don't really get into bar fights and do dumb shit like that

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Nbd, at least we'll send a team to the playoff, maybe even two.

um, not really though

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>We are a civilized people up north who don't have bar fights
You really are just full of shit user.

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I have literally never seen a bar fight and I go to bars a lot

but you apparently experience this shit enough that you think you can detect such people based on a few sentences on the internet
>the type of person who goes to a bar and gets beat up for starting stupid arguments or gets in a fight with some chicks boyfriend after you grab her ass.

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>maybe two team to playoffs
>implying
There's only 3 teams that are actually good in your overrated shithole of a infested land of drunken idiots. B1G actually has 5 teams that are capable of winning againt your big 3

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The grab ass thing is definitely true, Rape up north is as common as incest down south.

Why do southerners hate bars and drinking in general? Is it because of their fucked up ahistorical conception of white jesus?

It's not rape if she's your cousin, bible says so.

haha what are you possibly basing this off of?

>Rape up north is as common as incest down south.
wtf is going on /cfb/ this afternoon?

Rape rate is higher up north, Incest rate is higher down south.

He would go second/third round

>Rape rate is higher up north
haha, is it? And this is referring to grabbing people's asses in bars?

Oh, hey Jim

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>he roots for a team other than his university
Y'all don't actually do this, do you?

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southerners don't go to bars because they can't afford to. they buy cheap alcohol and drink on their porch or pick-up truck tailgate.

Only people in the south do this

by all accounts they buy less at liquor stores and grocery stores and drink less overall. And if you have ever been to an SEC tailgate vs one in the north you know they don't know too much about tailgating. I mean good food often but not much drinking culture to speak of

>being an inbred cousin fucker
good for you

>by all accounts they buy less at liquor stores and grocery stores and drink less overall.
because they can't afford to

I mean they are poor as shit, but it goes beyond that to cultural reasons. Southerners are much more religious than northerners and they traditionally have picked a batshit insane sect of Christianity that strongly shuns drinking unlike the Lutherans and Catholics in the north that are usually more than ok with drinking
They actually have entire counties in the south where alcohol sales are illegal, which just fucking blows my mind that people willingly did this as a northerner. Also keep in kind that Southerners are the ones that forced prohibition on the rest of us. Southerners teamed up with women activists the progressive coalition of their day to ban drinking in what was really an anti-immigrant fervor familiar to southerners today. Because most southern people are descended from much earlier colonial era english backwater immigrants while most northerners are descended from late 1800s early 1900s immigrants from a broader swath of European backgrounds with less terrible religious cultures

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Was in Starkville for MSU vs USM, asked fans around me what school they went to. Here are the results based on 12 fans asked:
>1x South Dakota State University
>1x Mississippi State University
>10x no college degree

>They actually have entire counties in the south where alcohol sales are illegal
>he has never experienced the joy of being a teenager procuring, transporting, and consuming alcohol all while dodging local sheriff deputies on a friday night

Damn yankee life must be dull.

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teenagers are also not allowed to drink in the north, I am sure its much easier to find it for teens here but the police, especially in suburbs and small towns have a fucking lot of free time to harass teens

Lads

You are soon to see Virgina Cavaliers absolutely blow out FSU by 40 points this weekend. It will be so glorious and I cannot wait. Maybe even a shit out. Screenshot this.

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>He didn't have an older brother that could buy him alcohol
>He will never experience giving his brother a 20 so he could buy him admiral Nelson or something equally shitty so he could go to a party (or hold one) and drunkly finger bang the girl he wants to ask to prom

i'm the oldest but I indeed did that for my brother, though usually a 30 rack of high life

I believe it was aristocrat vodka prior to graduating highschool that allowed me to slobber all over my first pussy of a girl I liked but didn't know how to properly ask her out.

I don't know who provided the alcohol but they are a true hero of the highschoolers back then.

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The founding members of the ACC are undefeated against non-Alabama teams, except South Carolina but fuck them for leaving.

how have they played?

>tfw was a good kid in high school
>tfw never got to fingerbang teen qts

Don't listen to your teachers, kids
It's not worth it

Soren Petro needs his accreditation checked.

>Wasn't a bad boy
>Wasn't really a good boy either
>There was this really cute pale red headed super goodie two shoes
>We took art history together senior year
>Ask her to be my study buddy, no one else did since it was all girls or dorks on that class
>Get to know her over the year
>Turns out she's a low key freak
>Her younger sister used to acquire alcohol somehow, red head would steal it and we would drink some secretly in her bed room
>Curtains matched the drapes
>First time I ever saw or touched a pussy
>She later tells me she's getting a Brazilian
>Lol what's that
>Invites me over after she gets it
>It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. It was like the reddest rose on snow white ground
>I actually came in my pants while finger banging her but never told her
>We were both 17
>As an adult it's obvious why the legal age is 18

Man. To be young again.

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He just loves attention. I remember when he was the only voter that didn’t have Ucf last year and he loved all the fans visiting his twitter and podcasts

Based mad lad Soren Petro of KC putting shitters like scUM in the top 5 for bantz

They finish third in the Big XII this year don't they cfb?

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>florida in the top 5
yikes

Nah

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So we've basically just accepted Jon Wilner's craziness, right?

in my experience, there are 5 types of people on Yea Forums
>southerners who think nobody is southern except them
>northerners who think everybody is southern except them
>texans of all walks of life desperately attempting to distance themselves from the states that originally settled their bumfuck slice of mexico
>people who think being southern is just cultural and not an ethnic identifier
>people who are actually educated on the subject and realize it's a combination of all four

How do syracuse even still get votes?

what is the difference between a cultural and ethnic identifier

actually being descended from the founders of said culture

So if a northerner moved to the south and raised their child and then grandchild amongst southerners in southern culture they would not be a true southerner because of northern genes?

Almost everything is cultural. You can put a mexican in a white southern family and if they pick up the accent and culture they would be a southerner, now a black guy, thats a different issue. How you speak, act and carry yourself defines who you are for the most part unless of course you have specific genes that a group will not allow to be considered amongst them (such as black people with their fellow southerners)

>an ethnic southerner

jesus that's the hardest i've cringed in a long, long while

>You can put a mexican in a white southern family and if they pick up the accent and culture they would be a southerner
High % Anglo Mexican? Sure. Especially in Texas or Oklahoma. But not the brown 4'10" goblins than stream over the border daily. They will never be southerners, by nature of their race, culture, and religion. There's a reason why Tejanos are still considered culturally distinct from mainstream white Texans.

Read Albion's Seed faggot

I know this 2nd generation coasta rican man who I didn't even realize was hispanic for like 3 years despite a hispanic last name because he had a thick upper midwestern accent

There is definitely a point at which you cannot pass, but a large portion of hispanics could easily pass without a second thought from those around them in a group of white people they speak and act like

I'm not getting in a debate with you over this. Especially with someone who can't read
> it's a combination of all four
in my reply and goes on a rant about mexicans and blacks being southern when I was more so alluding to wops from NYC and Cali fags who moved to southern suburbia 30 years ago. Them moving to Alabama and considering themselves just as southern as someone who has had family in the south since the mid 1600s is patently absurd. Immigrant groups can assimilate into southern identity, but it's neither wholly cutlural nor wholly ethnic, and no it does not occur in a single generation.

see pic related
there's a reason dna tests can tell you if you're wholly or partially southern

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New York Italians have more in common with southerners than they do other northerners in that they are all trash

Army (13)
wat

If they had won yesterday he'd presumably have them above Michigan at #12.
Given how many of the top teams have to play each other, I believe Jon Wilner is telling us to put Army in the playoff if they win out.

And DNA tests can tell if a Brit comes from Assfuckshire or Earfuckcester
Doesn't mean that's not fucking retarded to act like it matters in any way

>There is definitely a point at which you cannot pass, but a large portion of hispanics could easily pass without a second thought from those around them in a group of white people they speak and act like

Good point and true, but a dark haired & dark eyed white guy with a last name like Diaz Sandoval will stand out (if for that reason only) if you actually pay attention. Even if he wears wranglers, bow ties, and attends the First Baptist Church like everybody else.

Plenty of white New Orleans boys have been mistaken for Italians by their accents

You know, there is a strange logic to this guy

>Auburn 1 in front of Oregon after beating them close
>Michigan 1 in front of Army after beating them close
>Cal 1 in front of Washington after beating them close

It seems like he's trying really hard to base his poll on nothing but this season's results so far
I can respect that

>there's a reason dna tests can tell you if you're wholly or partially southern
yeah, inbreeding, generations of inbreeding

Southerners on average have been in America longer than most other regions but were super isolated for most of that time, and also began from some real backwater religious sects in rural england and scotland so they probably started inbreeding before they even got here

But that is just on average, it doesn't define southern identity and is not what makes an individual southern culturally. You are conflating several variables that while all true are not all relevant t the conclusion

The stuff you are saying about southern genetics is definitely true on average, but the idea that they are defined by their inbreeding and isolation from the germanic turn of the century immigrant genes than dominate the north makes them culturally southern is a huge stretch

people really under estimate how much speech effects the way those around us perceive us

based

did that sound edgy in your head?

>Plenty of white New Orleans boys have been mistaken for Italians by their accents
to be fair, a substantial number of wops moved to new orleans and influenced the accent there

you have literally no clue what what you're talking about
i'm not going to judge you because this is Yea Forums and not /pol/ or /sci/, but please actually look into a subject before speaking on it

you generally inherit speech patterns from your family/community, and up until the recent trend of mass migration, forced integration, and attempted national homogenization people remained relatively isolated and distinct amongst themselves.

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I think LSU deserves a round of applause for what they did saturday
bravo gentlemen

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>number of wops moved to new orleans
my grandparents moved from rural Mississippi to New Orleans in the post-WW2 boom, moved back by the early 50's because granddad didn't like all the niggers and italians

>Notre Dame beats Georgia
>Michigan and USC beat Notre Dame
>Florida wins SEC
>OU and UT murder-suicide
>Pac 12
>SJSU beats Army

1. Clemson
2. Michigan
3. San Jose State
4. Army

All those years of playing GT will come in handy for Clemson to handle Army's triple option in this scenario.

turnover pencil>turnover chain

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yeah but army runs the option better than GT does

They do, which is why the familiarity for the coaching staff and many players will be beneficial.

>Akron Zips
>In 1950, the current nickname was adopted because of the rising popularity of zippers in use on pants.
Nothing about Akron makes any goddamn sense

>bumfuck slice of mexico
To be fair, it was one of the better slices of Mexico after California, climate speaking.

sure, but my point was that hardly anyone lived there

its crazy how well being green on this map correlates today with being poor and uneducated. White people descended from the late 1800s, early 1900s wave just ended up way the fuck better off today

>an ethnic southerner

You Americans are so cute to try to fit in

After our brief hiatus from butt-raping the world of CFB under Carroll we are back. Chaddon Slovis is your god now, plebs

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Half of those titles have asterisks

>beat a mediocre team without their starting qb
>back

Can you all just please fucking stop
If you're not Alabama or Clemson, you're not winning a natty
Stop jerking off to your own image in the mirror just because you won a fucking game
Ooo Pitt bean Ohio, guess I should act like it's fucking Tony Dorsett time again
Fuck off all of you for being so god damn obnoxious

>be Husker fan
>sports writers hype us to hell
>start to believe the hype
>have some of the best talent overall of last few years
>QB is shook and dumb as bricks all of a sudden
Geez this is gonna be a long year but at least the next GOAT is redshirting and ready to lead us to something decent

Your future is bright. I don't know why that isn't enough for people. It's not enough to be on the way back, they gotta be back NOW or else Frost is shit
Fucking idiots, all of them

they just lost to a rival
give them a break

I'm not talking about that
I'm talking about the dumb cunts that voted them into the polls in the first place
If anything I feel like the Huskers fans knew in their hearts, but they got fed so much media hype they started to believe
Poor bastards

What's going on big guy? Nobody impressed you beat Duke & New Mexico State?

t. NorCal cope

he's just nervous because his team is coming back into daddy's house who they haven't beaten for 9 years.

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good god fuck off loser

quaking in your boots there, jimbob?

Oregon vs USC pac 12 championship bet on it

He couldn't handle the banter

Texas Tech/Cowboys

Throw in Cardinals tie and Mahomes looking good

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>VOTE

strawpoll.me/18609032
strawpoll.me/18609032
strawpoll.me/18609032

>VOTE
>IF YOU HAVEN'T

...because of a media/paul dee/donna brazile witch hunt (some female water polo players made long distance calls to family in russia using USC's phones and reggie bush got lured AWAY FROM USC early by a wannabe agent who let his parents live rent free in a house in san diego). plz explain to me how this gave USC a competitive advantage?

in either case, stay mad, nigger.

you're so fucking wrong, big guy. USC is absolutely back and about to push everyone's shit in for the next 3 years under BASED Chaddonis Slovis

speaking of which, where will USC be ranked on Oct 13th, assuming they are 6-0 with wins over:
a 12-2 Fresno State
#23 Stanford
BYU
#11 Utah
#23 UW
#7 Notre Dame

is there any way they wouldn't be in the top-3 if that were the case?

>tfw also receiving votes

It's coming home lads.

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it entirely depends on what other teams ranked ahead of them do

go the fuck away Matthew Sheppard

That's Wyoming lad.

did I just witness square state racism?

Nowhere because they're not winning any of those games except maybe BYU (who struggled with shitter Tennessee)

>one win
>muh back

I love the game of college football so much but its fans are unironically going to make me kill myself

same difference

>not being able to recognize ironic self-deprication

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oh just you wait

>still liking Kliff after all the shit he put us through
you're a better man than I, fellow Red Raider

Interested as a UGA fan to see how he does running it himself since everyone knows it was still kirbys defense regardless of who was coordinator

Top 5, bare minimum, unless ND fucks up before we play them

>in 2018 Oklahoma almost lost to Army
>they went to the playoffs
>in 2019 Michigan almost lost to Army
>???

>They miss the playoffs because they’re fucking Michigan and never follow through when it matters and they lose to tOSU by 20+

>PAC TweLELve
That’s a resounding no from me dog

if meatchicken starts scoring 50+ points a game, they can go to the playoffs too

sec sux

unbelievably based post.

this is PAC12 YEAR. s*c bois get fukt

SEC East for sure is shit and Conference-USA tier

nah nigga nah. don't try this pilpul "sec east" bullshit. ALL of the sec is total and utter dogshit garbage.

NEW BREAD

>they lose to another middling SEC team in the outback bowl

>sec
>winning anything ever

my fuckin sides m8