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hi there cyclops

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*salutes you thrice*

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>Thinking it's the same one

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Someday cartoons will be real and women will go extint

hi kumiko doyer kek hi kumiko doyer

what's the context here lol

Reminder, best world series outcome would be as follows.

Twins - Braves

every other post season team pack your shit up and lose please.

That guy murders their parents and uses some kind of psychic projection to visit them every night until he's executed
I'm trying to find it but I forgot the name

astros DESU

yami no koe

kek Ima read

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god i love anime tiddies and pusy

Based

Don’t ever let anyone change you, stay real

postem

Dass my dogg

>it’s a Cardinals get hot in the last 50 games of the season, look like one of the worst teams to make the playoffs and win he World Series over some AL team that looks better on paper and has a fanbase starved of success that will commit mass sudoku once they blow it
Cardinals-Twins: Revenge for 87 incoming

>it's a Cardinals get hot for dick and balls

Erm, excuse me *raises paw* are there any other Cubs fans here ready to bash the fash?

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>tfw my friends boss gave him 2 tickets to the A's game tonight
>asks if i want to go
>have nothing better to do so go
>turns out tickets are ~10th row behind the plate
>we both get foul balls
>fireworks show after

It was a great day desu, hope all of yours go good tomorrow to :3

how about you go screw

Only if it’s with you
*notices your bulge*
uWu what’s this? My cubbie cock is tingly

what the fuck?

this asshole has set my blood to boil

Another thread ruined by homosexual Cubs fans

sorry sir

Mo is in the building

mo is in the house!

it's lovely ain't it

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hnng

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Enhance the beard please

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>3d 2d pig

The future is now friendo

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Stop posting this ugly abomination

They were never gonna catch the Barves. Just need to hold on to the top WC spot so they can get ass blasted by the Dodgers.

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I'm not sure what you're laughing at. The Braves chike in the playoffs even harder than the Nats.

bro they beat up on 2 rookie pitchers to win a seeries against LA....

braves are comin....

Braves ain't winning shit.

.......gay louiskek

astros

It was 28-3

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to order a lifetime supply of Garv Sauce.

Did you blow your friend afterwards?

Yanks

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based

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Daawwwwwwww.

based

>cusb

>cano and ramos HR's
This is why you start them mickey

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>lilly

>soroka

Falcons shittyness leaking over to infect the Braves

Go away handegg!

>gusb

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>Hey Jewels, why'd you marry Ben anyway?
>You wanted white children? Yeah, I get it.
>...So how come you didn't marry me?
>Oh.
>Yeah thanks for not taking half my money. On my way babe.

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Reminder that the Cubs will trade Bryant for pitching and keep Rizzo.

Cubs @ Boors

football is gay

the serial post that ended the /lifelongs/

Are these Pirates caps a different shape to the usual baseball caps or is it just an optical illusion caused by the stripes?

Its the old hat for today iirc

Rays are finna win today (again)

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>nice tittehs

me in the window

>poo rats

astros desu

oh the mest are keking after being up 3 runs lol

Yasmani "Passed Ball" Grandal

Me in the hat

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For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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>undisputed
>braves behind 4 games
i don't know about that

About to be 4 1/2

if the dodgers avoid the sweep

Max Scherzer
Stolen base

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>letting a pitcher steal on you

i'm not a braves fan, for me it's a team that won a series at least once

What's it like?

pretty good considering the doyers were the favorites that year

>baker gayfield
is there anyone more cucked than leaveland?

I fucking love anime tiddies man

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Jints @ Doyers

>you will never go to anime beach

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It hurts so much

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sorry mariners

apology not accepted

>cusb

>the Braves haven’t won a world series
what did he mean by this?

oops sorry a series in the last two decades

good god healthy milke

>21 - 1
Uhhhh

>ends your 9 game streak

Heh! nothing personnel, barfs.

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we're sorry

>crumsb

>Flaherty, the MLB leader in ERA since the All-Star break, drove his mark down even more -- an incredible 0.76 ERA in 11 starts.
how does he keep getting away with this

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>nats will sweep
Kek

BASED birds who can stop them now???? (no one)

My Cubs aren't going to make it to the postseason, are they?

I should have known better than to waste my time this season following these bums...

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Based Walgreens

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they're laughing at us berdbros

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boystown worked into a seethe

Looks like we got ourselves a GAY TURF WAR going on between the Cusb and Tards.

LOL YOU SEE THAT LIL NIGGA GET HIT IN DA FACE

CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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I CANT FUCKING BREATHE IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT MYSELF AND DIE

SOX WIN
CARDS WIN
CUSB LOSE
BEARS LOSE
BROWNS LOL
PATRIOTS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP

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handsome fella

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mm..

>Still 9 games behind

kek scuba

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Sport and competition died a long time ago. The only thing that matters now are which stories make the most shekels for the jewish over lords. Every single american league even down to the collegiate level is preplanned years in advance. It's all as rigged as WWE an you semen slurpers drunk it up like candy.

oh no scubbies doobies

SCUBA LOSE AGAIN

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IN THE FINAL SERIES OF THE SEASON IN BUSCH, POOR OLD LESTER'S ARM DIES, BEN IS SADLY DIVING FOR A GROUNDER WHILE HIS WIFE IS FUCKING FUCKED BY SOME SHINE UP IN THE SKYBOX AND THE CARDS ARE JUST USING RANDOS FROM A BALL ON FROM THE 40 ROSTER

>UPDATE
OHHH POOR BEN FUCKED AS HARD AS HIS WIFE BY THAT SPOOK BY BASED NIGHADER

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Astros have the best record in the league now eh

Cardinals won again? The Cubs lost again?

Hey braves, please beat the cardinals in the nlds

better fucking hope it's them because otherwise it's going to be a BASED cardinals vs astros WS

and no im not an astros fan, i just respect their organization and it will be cool to see two teams that shared a division, and had constant pennant battles faced in the WS

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>schwarbie regressing
>gonna miss out on the wc
>losing another series against the brewers
>krimbel gone
>baez done

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imagine being a diamondbacks fan, what a sad existence

imagine choosing to move to Arizona. even worse.

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fatso's avg was going up like his weight the last month, but this series it's falling to the number of times ben has had sex with his wife in the last year

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Please dear god at least let schwarbie finish well.

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>that guy that doesn't root for his home team
disgusting

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you gotta respect his improvement as a hitter this half

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i think mlb could use more green teams

So you're telling me the team with one of the worst road records lost 3 out of 4 on the road?

as a cubs fan I want to be put out of my misery

Yeah, we ain't out of it yet

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just end it for me please... put me to the slaughter, i can't take it anymore

why do I even bother with my teams at all?

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just kill me

where my brewers niggas at

as a cubs fan please just euthanize me

Thanks for finally knocking out the Mets.

End my pain...

Whoever greenlit the diamondbacks uniform deserves to get shot, I will never not be mad.

If he keeps it up he might be able to take over albert's job of hitting an occasional HR and literally not being able to do anything else in LA!

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Do t worry goyim. They will win one day just support your team. How can you not they represent your community. What's that their hired hands from all over the country? Oh dont you know everyone is from everywhere, goyim. We are one community.

This asshole is just kicking dirt on a man while he's already down.

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OHHHH LOL I had no idea albert's contract was such a heavy backload. angels getting hit for 29, then 30 in 20 and 21. More years of mike trout's prime FUCKED

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2021 45 Los Angeles Angels $30,000,000

>10-year, $10M personal-services contract begins once player contract expires

can someone explain to me what that greentext is?

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They partnered with Nike to design them, and IIRC it was a lady who did the main design work.

It means he will do advertisements and public appearances for the Angels for 10 years in exchange for $10 million.

Personal services contracts are what they give to former players to stay on as representatives of the team. Show up to team events, do publicity campaigns, etc.

Bajp beating up the hapless fools of /mlb/

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Mickey should get fired at the end of the season. He just keeps costing this team too many wins

fucking kek

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and thats the type of shit that should get you fired. Shit like that, shit like in countless games this year is why I despise mickey. at least terry collins was a down to earth manager, but mickey is just a fucking clown

Can we say this is officially where it ended?

youtube.com/watch?v=3fT8bGSRzGE

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He's UNCHAINED right now!!!

it's where it just begun

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>330 million dollars for .254 and muh hit ball far

who /jomboy/ here?

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put em out to pasture AJ

fuck handegg

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absolutely based animu tiddie loving anti handegg poster

Why does her bathing suit have a belly button?

its an under armour bathing suit

He beats it like his meat, and by meat I mean his girlfriend.

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>Edgethots are going to win the Central
The worst timeline is upon us.

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The Cubs are the worst timeline.

Let's all just work out our differences? We can even get along maybe.

that was impossible pre-cubs/reddit and it's unthinkable post-cubs/reddit

hm..I see.... Everyone except the cusb let's all get along to make fun of the cusb

Let's perform a free intellectual exchange of ideas. Let's share our thoughts. By doing this I believe that we can strengthen our principles and perform the necessary "fine-tuning" to the theories we have about this general in order to "flush away" some of the tasteless memes we have here. If we can execute this magnificent exchange of ideas we can strengthen /mlb/ and perhaps even Yea Forums as a whole.

Rags win!

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My response, Lifelong.

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let me start this discussion by saying a quick
>scuba kek scuba

This is interesting. What makes you put "kek" in the middle? And Scuba diving? Or perhaps even a transposition of letters in a word. I think we are getting places here. I am still very curious about that sandwiched "kek" in between though.

hey guys, did someone is watching Yanks vs Red Socks?

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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>grubs

it's all about the cubs being so bad that you have to deride them twice in the span of three words also
>cusb

Please don't double-dip with the OP images.
Especially if its shit like this OP. Thank you and have a nice day.

>beat the shit out of the Marilels for 21 runs
>Gerrit Cole gets 15 Ks on his birthday
>on top of league standings with 240 run differential

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choo choo

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yes

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Why though? I can see them beating the astros and yankees but the wc game is a filter they already have to get past.

>I can see them beating the Astros and Yankees

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I just want my team to have at least 10 more wins

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>PATRIOTS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP

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let it all out user

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*breathes in the angry fumes and basks in them*

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these fuckers have a 5 game losing streak and then they're back threatening home field again by next week fuck off

>tfw no decoder wristband to access my signs

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FUCK HOUSTON FUCKING FLOOD ALREADY

Seething Ayys fans. Have fun in the labyrinth of Minute Maid very soon.

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do people get poop in the mouth when they eat ass

tanner roark and matt olson

not if you're in bed with someone who bathes

I'd assume so

i wash my dog a couple times a month if that counts

do u wash ur hog

Rags!

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no he's a feral

gg 2ez

Lol shut up bitch

mad

Despite the fact that we're enemies, we can both agree that Whataburger is best fast food burger joint. What's your fave meal from there? Imma Patty Melt goy myself.

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Yes.

Showering will get all the shit outside the ass but unless your chick is powerhosing the nooks and crannies of her rectum out with multiple consecutive enemas and you're eating her out immediately following that, you're eating shit my shiteating friend.

Classic double cheese burger or the honey butter chicken biscuit

buffalo ranch chicken strip sandwich.
can get it when its not being promoted too.

why do you think women are pushing things out of their asses in bed my guy

post caps

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ haha

hot chicks dont poo

How well can you feel the shit moving along inside you? Can you tell me right now where your next log or dingleberry or squirt of shart juice is at this very moment?

red sox suck! lol

i fucken hate the c*bs but those are sick. who remembers the old catalogs they used to send out in the 90s

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resembles the based Richmond Flying Squirrels logo

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noice where can i get this?

>"the yanklet cries in el gobolino"

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Friends, my domestic partner is literally shaking and on the verge of tears right now...I thought the good guys were always supposed to win? My cubbies are falling away from the evil, bigoted, homophobic, racist Methinals fanbase. It’s the 2016 election all over again, white trash being allowed to rig a competition to prevail over love and righteousness...I know Hermione and Harry were able to prevail over the Death Eaters when it looked the bleakest, but I just don’t know if we can do it...us, the Chicago Fire MLS ultras, the entirety of Boystown and deadspin all need to join forces if we are to take down this evil foe. It’s the only way, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough. *sob*

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gaydinals tryhard kek

mlbshop has it, though I got mine for 3 dollars at goodwill kek

based

THE WHOLE GENERAL INTO THE SHOWER!

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oopsie I dropped the soapies!

Too white and overdressed for /mlb/

where are the dick grils

1st Team All-Pro: Dak Prescott
2nd Team All-Pro: Lamar Jackson

Pro Bowlers: Dak Prescott, Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, Marcus Mariota, Tom Brady

This asshole is just trolling for replies

This wanker is basking in the attention

>Cubs fan
>Never stepped foot in Ch*cago

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This general needs to be run more like a prison

>everyone needs to show paperwork
>gay posters instant greenlight wigsplitting occurs
>put in work on the lifelongs, or pack your shit up and in go to soccer

It kinda already is desu so lets just stop halfassing it. We don't go to /nba/, they don't don't come here. There is some interaction in the yard with /hoc/ and /nfl/.

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>Dombrowski out
WEEEW Henry was pissed huh

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oh shit

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stop being a fat nigger. post anime tiddies loser

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fucking handegg
>fireworks earlier
>just heard someone empty a mag into the air

I'm going to hear about some baby dying in its crib from a bullet falling from the sky tomorrow on the news

>didn't even wait til the season was over
Cold-blooded

>red cucks
holy fucking kek

kek lol oh no

>DD out of boston
>BVW will probably stay in NY for 4 more years while running this team to hell
I hate this shit

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Holy based

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fucking wes watson meme has even made it here...

>Cherington got multiple years of sucking ass as GM before being booted
>Dombrowski literally wins the WS last year but already shitcanned

is henry senile

these anime posters are putting the fear of god in me...

Baseball and anime, like God intended

oh god not again please no more

DIOS MIO!!!!!!

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this is...true horror...

GIMME ONE CHANCE AND I'LL TREAT LIKE A PRINCESS, SUMMERTIME LOVER......SUMMERTIME LOVER!

I'M GAY
I LIKE MEN

fuck
you

oh my god...

Summertime love with my summertime lover
Give me one chance I'll treat you like a princess
Summertime loverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>scubba doos

who summertime lover here

imagine using a bat, but its flat

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Hey I'm glad you all like my walkup song

why did the red sox fire their president?

GOD I LOVE ANIME TITTY

You're supposed to fire random people when you have a disappointing season, it's one of baseball's unwritten rules.

>post anime kek post anime!!!

I remember the days when anime used to hold meaning...back in the days when it was something only true patricians watch...nowadays,, it just aint the same...watered down content...Mmmm no sireebob...people being okay with any ole garbage put out...not on my watch..."i-im a weeb xD"... i don't think so...

SUMMER TIME LOVERERRRRR

>disappointing season

dude the record would be a wildcard in the nl

GIVE

A fine analysis, but consider the anime breast and you will see

Okay, and what does it get them in the AL?

I see.. perhaps i was a bit misguided in my judgements..

Anime gets us all a little excited sometimes

ME

ONE

SOME

BAAAAAAAAAMB

NOTHING

BUT

IM GAY!!!~~

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CHANTS

astros desu

SAID

clap clap

I don't get it

*spits*
stupid fuckin idiot

what in the hell, man?

Post anime tittt dipshit

kumiko doyer here

if you are going to post here, please do so next to a pair of anime tiddies. thank you

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pic related

I wish I was a 2d busty

wheres the godgers fag? he needs to make a stupid fucking list for the folks who dont comply

Dumbo finally got fired.

Let's see if he didn't wreck the team as much as he left the Tigers a dumpster fire.

The Sox can't spend their way out of shit contracts forever.

this is getting a little "out of hand"...perhaps a bit "too big to handle"..

are these anime tiddies?? im confused

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Alright alright settle down boys. Who requested me?

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Olivia. She said she has another boy toy for you.

imagine having a bicep bigger than your head

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my dick, now bend over

Go toy your ass retard

Those are summertime lovers

Give them one chance and they'll treat you like a princess

Listed
Have a nice day
Listed
Enjoy your stay
Listed
Welcome to hell
Listed
You ran out of chances
Listed
You bit the bullet

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are they actually *my* buick? are they one less calorie than the other lite beer?

who's gunna stop us?

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unfortunately the a'ss

but that's wrong, user

my bad

Guys I just woke up from a 30 hour nap, how did my Mariners do today?

Who brought up your Buick? We're talking about my Buick.

>annoying repetitive horn sequence

i'm sorry, but not really.

how can we fit in your mom's mid-2000s synthpop trash single?

Everyone's a critic.....

How do I ask out my (male) best friend?
Reds fan btw

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Kiss him and don't say "no homo"

Imagine not being confident enough in your sexuality to give your bro a quick pecker pat

Transition makes gay ok

reply to him with your tripcode on

Bros I don't watch many movies and I'm giving them a chance on the TV. Well this movie Tomorrowland is on right now and wow it's bad. Maybe I was right about movies all along.

Share with him your deep dark fantasy.

Now that's an impossible whopper

non-anime movies suck

Mickey Callaway decided to intentionally walk ANDREW KNAPP to face BRYCE HARPER with the BASES LOADED
Is this big brained managing in a nutshell?

kek mest

Harper is a bottom 5 player at this point in his career. Makes sense tBh

I hate sunshine, happiness, my dad, preppy kids and jocks that picked on me in high school, non-Yea Forums approved music, alcoholic beverages that aren’t IPAs, Christians, people who don’t support transgender rights and the St. Louis Cardinals.

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>gay louis

its so good to have things headed back to normal again, causing asspain in the central

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Bruh the cardinals were still causing aaspain when they were missing the playoffs. Now that they’re back in there’s going to be autistic screeching from other Shitral teams for months.

>Cubs fan here!!!!1!!
Why hello there!

I can't keep track of how many times the Mets seasons has "ended" this year. I think they have set the major league record.

EXPOSED BY

But what happens to her next?

it's funny but it actually took spee to teach me that the hateful 'rivalry' that exists in the resd minds was even a thing. normal people don't even notice it or them

It's funny seeing the lifelongs try to cope after their 2 year dynasty died. Literally every team in the league is required to have a "fag day" now along with all the military, and, 42 jiggaboo bullshit. But last I checked there isn't a MASSIVE population of gay men living minutes from Busch III and is world famously named "Boystown"

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youtube.com/watch?v=DAdAm2lp1YI

holy mother of BASED

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gay louis gaydinals kek

...

We need the inspector

>mo'Lester's meltdown was almost three years ago
I feel old

imagine being proud of a 2-year divisional dynasty

3 years asshole not 2
Fuck off dumb meth Louis cunt

asshole know the facts!!

>BERDS!!!

The tardinals are so utterly shit, I can't believe that their fans think they have any chance to win anything in the playoffs. That offense is absolute garbage and they have one good pitcher

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I think it’s wonderful that the homeless Chicagoan in your picture was granted clothing by a wealthy, charitable St. Louisian. We can truly all learn from Christlike examples of compassion like that.

>BERDS!

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>cubs won the division the last 3 years in a row
Factually incorrect

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kek
gaydinals kek

gaydinals
kek
gaydinals

THAT'S IT ASSHOLES I'M MOVING TO OTHER SITES

he's talking to himself again

Please don’t leave fellow cubs fan

imagine being proud of a 2-year divisional dynasty

>B

>E

>R

>N

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>cusb

wait why are the cardinals söy now

angry chicago delusion and jealousy, uncontrollable feelings of inadequacy, same old same old

u-uhm.. a-am I doi-doing this r-right..

er....uh..m....
gay louis haha

Haha now you're getting it

what team is the gay louis poster a fan of?

probably st louis

I'm an out and proud st louis fan

It's late night /mlb/... What the hell's going on?
youtube.com/watch?v=dt1HHIDGLfs

Chillin eating some cheese bread thinking about the cute girl at work
What's going on with you

>What the hell's going on?
Some psycho has taken over. Keeps ">gay louis" posting. It isn't funny, and it's just repetitive garbage with "le onions meme . Fuck these retards

Wonder why I can't see all the colors that you see.

I never got colorblind but I hear it's annoying

Honestly, weebs are super annoying here. You can't post a pic of anime tiddies and talk about baseball at the same time. It ruins the integrity of the thread

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Anime ass is also important.
Select all boats

Obviously the answer is more anime

Which big market team is that on the left and which small market team is on the right?

Yes ass too. What kind of message are we sending to all the newfags here because they like sports and cock? Theyre get what he deserve

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/mlb/'s standing as flagship genny of Yea Forums is due to anime titties

Houston and oakland

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diamondbacks suck lol

also someone please give me a good doujin, the based animeposter is giving me a chub

All the good doujin died a couple months ago

based /mlb/, a true american pasttime

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>you will never have a shiny 2d baseball wife

This is a premier image that sets /mlb/ above the rest.
Do not besmirch it with your dishonorable attitude.

please don't remind me

my pp tickle now

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well i must admit im gonna miss >cusb posting during this years playoffs (ARE YOU READY IS YOU READY) but i guess we will have to do a little bit of >cusb’ing anyhow just for fun

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this asshole has made me rock hard

they may miss the playoffs this year but why should that stop anyone

if you dont bend the brim of your hat you're a subhuman

>hat
easy baldo the men are talking

You should've known better than to root for the Cubs anyway faggot

>cusb

goops

CLEVELAND KEK LOL

Make way for the elite bullpe-

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AMINU TIDDIES

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/mlb/ the post

You can only reply to this post if you want to.

I hope you have a really nice day :)

asshole above me

shithead

blow jays 100 loss season coming right up senpaitachi

Listed? what the fuck is this new autism?

428th for the Washington Baseball Eagles

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Good fuck Dave and his we don’t need a bullpen

youtu.be/Yn94J-rODis

Taiwan number 1

>dicks herpes

a lot of money but not good player?

Probably some basement dweller team, like the reds or royals

The royals have won a world series more recently than the cardinals.

And now they'll miss the playoffs for at least 30 years

and forever see their team be shit perpetually. Cards could meme their asses to the world series anyway

Germany vs Israel

youtube.com/watch?v=L8IWjqyj7Ts

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that stadium looks comfy but the attendance is high school tier

astros desu

i wish i was this handsome :/

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>pull out my personal laptop to show my coworker something
>this thread is still open from last night
>auto-refreshes the page when I connect to internet
>anime tiddies
I fucking hate all of you

Gay louis kek

This is what you get for working

Mo is in her spouse!!

I wouldn't even know there's a Baseball Euro if I didn't read about it on German media by accident

>U18

>your team
>who you hope wins if your team doesn't

>yankees
>anyone but doyers and stros

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is julianna zobrists music even good

I have seen this image quite a bit and I need a source on it

Also go redsox

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White Sox
Nats because Scherzer is awesome and it would be funny for them to win after being unable to win a single postseason series when they had Harper

>Astros
>any team not from Cali or New York

we're deep in the mire, boys....will he lift us out?

no

>cubes
>twins

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>Cubs promote top prospect Nico Hoerner
At what cost though?

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>Choose the old purple diamondbacks uniform in The Show
>Even the virtual announcers roast it
it was a good uniform fuck off

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dbacks have never had a good uniform lmao

Pulling hard for Germany in this particular one desu

Full purple ones?

>personal laptop
>coworker
mistakes were made

I thought they looked neat.

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diamondbacks aren't purple, retarded uniform

better than the faux 2005 houston astros that the d-backs have now

current diamondbacks logo is ass too
they should just take the purple shit and make it red/orange/black or w/e

>cusb

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>DIOS MIO

>dombrowski replaced by a woman
>nobody cares

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Did you get a promotion?

Sounds like the start of a fun night together

nyy v bos gamethread

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god those are awful

Sorry

Sir I am so sorry. Please find it in your heart... Find it in your heart to take pity on my pathetic self. Find it in your heart to forgive me. Find it in your heart to move on. I'm begging you!

I should have never taken the pills

this makes me want to puke

ewwie

Agh... urg

gighl...schmigle...ughehsh....gagashka....

This would look good without the pinstripes actually

my freakin' eyes! oh the humanity!

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This would look good without the uniform...

>falliies

Dios mio, que feo!

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ai ai ai

>stupid money

I fixed that for you!!

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name one (1) game worth watching tonight

>Thinking everyone knows you love the super 2D breasts is a bad thing.
I hate betas like you

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definitely not GayFL lol

Sigh....

Watch the Cubs prove god doesn't exist as another one of their starters gets head hunted and their top prospect breaks a bone in his wrist.

ugh gah have mercy the cubs keep dying ugh gah kek ugh gah lol ugh gah oh no!!

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>gay louis

the gapeway arse

GAY LOUIS!!!!!!!!!

>feast your eyes on our pride and joy, the door out of town!

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go cardinals

I made a new thread!!!!