Heem

my opionion about the card
blaydes is good, better than most
islam is mediocre , barely won
card wasnt that much fun desu
barboza won, objecitvely felder was better than i thought and barboza worse, dude gassed fast
khabib dominated, he always does the same, everyone knows what he will do and he wins
very strong dude, but damn is he boring to watch, zabit is way more fun

Had a street fight 3 hours ago, was very kino, no grappling/wrestling, pure kickboxing, i was disoriented at first, he caught me with a good one on my nose, i went for a low kick but he checked and it fucked up my leg, but then i went for his body and starting piecing him up, we eventually got broken up but i fucked him up pretty bad, will post pic of my fucked up foot.

Poirier reversed khabib pretty well in grappling.nobody does that. Not to mention he unironically wobbled him. Climate controled poirier wins the rematch.

It WAS a dog fight

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We all know you dont leave the house jordan

is this part of Poostins career when he loses 3 in a row, goes to Bellator and gets heemed by some slav can?

you don’t even go outside shut up

At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn.
Candlesticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned
Four walls just staring at a nigga
I'm paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger

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Should we just retire this image and start making a bellator one?

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Just start to spam already

Seething neckbeards, i go out every single day.

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>needs to defend his interim belt twice to get a title fight

BUT FUCK THAT SHIT

THERES A NIGGA TRYING TO KILL ME

This is the thread lads, don't go to the Jordanfag's thread

Only spammy could be as bad a poster as Jordan, I'm pretty sure it's spammy too

>duckuy cuckuson

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serious question
could khabib be a champ in welter?
or are the fighters there too big to get leg humped?
i dont think khabib could cut to FW without cuting a leg off
could he do the same what gooby did? go up and become a champ?

>fights Canald Canboy Canrone instead

you are disgusting

Nice cankle

Okay spic, you're too fat to get in a street fight, stay seething.

say something nice to the champ

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Just filter him you retards, he's baiting for you's and attention

that's not a cankle mutt it's my busted foot.

no meming here I could literally put you in a coma if we get in a combat situation don’t be dumb kafir

Please post your whole leg. Please, there is no way you're actually this obese. I want to believe it's just a poor angle. Help me believe.

there actually was a dude in your wall and you were right from the get go

Send location cuckuy

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And now the delusional Khabib haters will flood this general with El Duckuy-posting...
I can't wait to watch The Eagle smesh your boy too and he will make it look so easily no doubt

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who are these children btw?

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>Cholera Gadelha
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Ben Rotsmell
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay

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judging from their clothes, probably some sheik billionaire's kids

Dude i would literally murder you, i'm 204 cm and weigh 94 kilograms.

Canbib needs to quit ducking Tony and take the fucking fight so he can get his ass kicked. Everyone knows Tony would fucking romp him, why hasn't the fight been made yet?

He lost to Michael Johnson
He nearly lost to Lando Vannata
He's old and getting older
He weighs 200 pounds
He ducked Max Holloway

If he didn't fight they would have fucked him over again.

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kys fatty

Imagine following a "combat sport" whose top "athletes" can get ko'd at any time by drunk fat dudes outside a bar?

Dustbin lost the story

Bj Penn actually recovered and beat the drunk fat dude in the later rounds

Thoughts on delusion?

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Greek girl Xatziliadou won the bronze medal in Karate 1 Premier League in Tokyo.She was a world karate champion in 2018.Our last white hope to beat the Asians

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the UFC never should have removed weight classes

you want to see who's the very best. who cares who the best manlet is

Dustbin lost it all from start to finish

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/sheikh style/
Thoughts on mental illness?

Dustbin won our hearts with his bravery

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Cause both of them had to pull out twice before, did you forget Tony tripping on a cable and heeming his leg last year? If Allah wills it, we'll get to see Tony get mauled in the next title fight

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khabib literally is giving him money to feed his family with because hes such a bum, story = LOST

>busted
Its gout. Lose weight, seek help, have sex and leave this place.

no way at all. conors whole thing was fighting manlets using his long reach and extra height.

cut babbys get exposed on the fringes. he cant take khabib he wont be able to handle colbys weight

racism not arrowed

Okay fatty, i could heem you with one spinning back kick.

the question was if khabib could fight in welter

It's true

>to feed his family
>dustin feeds the needy around the world
We are all dustins family. Except you, fuck you.

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this faggot needs to get humbled again

oh right. that was weird. usually im good at reading...

id say it still applies. khabib is also a cut babby and loses that advantage with a weight difference

he actually won it by being a crybaby

Converted to islam after dustin LOST
Alhamdulilah

Id step on your big toe and make you verbally tap

he should go up to lightweight and prove it

>So what if I didnt get my grade 9? im a ufc '''''''''''''''''''''''''''interim'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' champion julian

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Smiff did better against Jones than Dustin did against Khabib

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was he a heartlet all along?

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>horiguchi lost
>dustin lost

Whats happening?

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>will you fight Ferguson next?
>Canbib:uhhhhhhhhhhh............... we'll see
>don' talk about Tony, i need rest. Eat some burgers
>GSP? Fuck yes, i'll fight him tomorrow
It's quitr obvious who is ducking who. There is a big difference between breaking your leg and missing the fight on purpose by eating too much dessert while you're trying to lose weight

Mashallah brother

why do people wanna see tony vs khabib so bad?

tony has nothing. this fight will be an even more boring wrestlefuck.

also tony is generally on his way out. i see him doing a chuck lidell type career after his first loss.

fighters should weight in before stepping into the cage
you come fatter you lose 50% of your income and ur win doesn't move you on the ladders

why isnt this implemented?
weight cutters ruin the sport

Fraudbib never fought a good submission specialist in his life.

Tcity or Tony will expose him

Dustin won
Khabib lost
Connor won
Khabib lost
Tony won
Khabib lost

Khabib is a white man, retard.

In many ways Khabib is black

dumb question
seriously

it shows you dont even watch the sport

every fightfan was excited for khabib vs tony, this is a fight some of us are waiting for years

it has nothing to do with religion you dumb cazzie refugee
smfh

this, he's old, his body is weak and frail because of the way he trains, his mind is unhealthy, he doesn't have a single good name in his record, he lost to fucking Michael Johnson and he has to cheat to win against mediocre competition (eyepoke vs RDA, upkick vs Barboza, late blow vs Cowboy).
Only stupid people actually believe Khabib can lose to Tony, the same guy that got knocked down like 4 times vs Lando and got hurt by Pettis.
At least after The Eagle smashes El Duckuy there will be no excuses left and everyone will realize who's the LW Goat

You're lanky as shit, I weigh 102kg and I'm 171cm, 20% bodyfat.

I think Dustin Poirier is insanely attractive and I'm a guy

based

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When they had no weightclasses the manlets won every time

I think Dustin Poirier is insanely ugly and I'm a gay

>no fight of the night bonus awarded
Wait so nobody won the story last night? Wew glad i skipped this one.

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I trust the Swede

>dustin!!! stop defending the takedown and elbow bro!!!
>lol advice?!? KYS, just win unify the belt!!

It's true though. Khabib only escaped because he was able to move his hips and get in side control. Ortega would have had him in full guard and in a tighter squeeze.

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when’s the next good card?

you're a fatso
post pics

He forgot to tell him to be like tyson

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Never

CRACK THE COCONUT DIEGO

>Dusin will win because ATT are such excellent gameplanners. They will surely have something special ready for Khabib

Next weekend bruv

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name TWO good khabib wins

Literally zero good fights

I unironically believed this narrative

Horcher, Raging Al.

kek

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*nosepokes you*

Kek manlet

My fat is all subcutaneous with no visceral fat so it doesn't slow me down and it doesn't reduce my cardio. I can go 5 rounds. And my bodyfat percentage is off, have probably 30 pounds of bodyfat on me so it's more like 14% bodyfat not 20%.
I train like a sumo, I don't eat until the end of the day and I lift heavy and practice mma all day so that I can bloat up like a sumo and be strong and fast. I squat 5 reps of 380, bench 5 reps of 250 and leg press 5 reps of 700. I'm a black belt in Judo and a purple belt in BJJ under renzo gracie.
I would murder every person itt and on this board.

I'd kill you lanklet, sorry to say

Dustin should have pretended to be blind after Khabib raked his eyes and demanded a DQ. He simply doesn't have the champ mentality.

saved

Khabib defended perfectly never letting Dustin pull guard to get leverage and wouldnt let Ortega either

Hopefully pereira throws a ton of meme shit agaib

Dustin was so close to victory but he got sloppy with his guillotine
whatever you guys wouldn't have done any better

kek based

I wouldve won

Remember when conor didnt defend against tony

Even Dana is sketchy about it that bald cunt

Copenhagen card is the next best one:
>Hermansson/Cannonier
>Nelson/Alves
>The Lord Oleksiejczuk flushing OSP
>Cutebala/New and improved Rountree
>Oliveira/Dalby
Name a better non-USA Fight Night in recent memory

how long until Jon Jones retires?

I can't even name one

youtu.be/WyiRQXAYwHQ?t=124
clap clap I'm out

i literally have an idiot proof way of beating khabib
>apply lard instead of vazeline
>let him know
>chase him around the cage knowing he cant touch you or he magically stops being a muslim
>he runs away for 5 rounds while i gass midway
>still win
you guys arent champy cos you never think outside the box
laughing at all you brainlets

so Croats are just Serbs without a sense of humor

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Jones is a can who barely managed to eek out a split decision against a legless middleweight.

Just in case You guys missed it

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dustin got embarrassed brah
tony will make sure to cut this goat fucker with elbows from his back
kabib needs to get nice and bloody for daddy mmmmm

Khabib got the FotN bonus. It was 90k addded to his 6million.

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>Tony, you think CTE is your ally? You've merely adopted the CTE. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see technique until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.

let’s be real for a second dustin exposed the holes in khabib game tony will pull guard in the first and get it done, don’t forget dustin is a bum with no ground game and he manage to almost sub kabibi

That fight got cancelled

>t. brainlet
hate the game not the playa

>Cowboy, your suffering must last longer

Well that's not fair. Why do they get to win and I have to lose? I want to win too.

God we need Tony vs Khabib already.

if Khabib was so good he'd fight Tony RIGHT NOW

He is gonna duck Tony again, just watch

Poirier has 7 sub wins while Tony has 6

kek

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Uh Tony needs a warm up fight first

Dustin sleeps Tony in the 1st

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Why? He's fought just as much as Khabib since 229.

Khabib Nurmagomedov

ITS UP

youtu.be/heth8Sq1xfs?t=1

Are you wearing pants lmao

So basically you had a scuffle with a friend, he hits you in the face, you manage to get hurt by yourself, punch him in the belly ( Who the fuck throws bodyshot in a "streetfight", it's only good for attrition ), then you get separated and at the end you're the only one injured

He won by UD b.

man what a bunch of bums

having too many events really reveals how shit most fighters are, and these are the best of the amateurs

turns out fighting is difficult and only retards get into it cause theres such a low chance of making a good living off it that the better athletes do anything else

i'm not wearing anything
shut up faggot i hit him like 7 times on his ribs he was literally wincing after the fight

Praise be to your name, Dustinallah Al-Almas Pourarhi!
Your mercy have no bounds! After Khabust's wife Zubaira discgraced herself by haram acts with kaffir from Londonistan, it was your turn to execute swift punishment on her husband. Nobody but you could've been so holy to even think of forgiving that majnun.
You saw his father's eyes, the shame he felt at this moment. He was waiting for your bicepswords to swing. deep into his neck. But you let go.
Tears in his fathers eyes became your tears. Only qdis like you could let go of his fame and legacy to spare this kalb. And thus those who are not blind saw why your name is Al Almas. Your heart was pure like one, and so were your tears. Biggest diamonds known to man couldn't fit jasim of your heart. This was the miracle we all were blessed to observe.
And as for that mirhad nasir you spared, he will face his punishment. Tonajhi Al 'iiblis Ferghoury will slice his eyes and take him to end of the world to walk back home blind...

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this is why theyre skipping sperguson. GSP is in for the superfight. UFC wont care that much if Khabib loses cause he'll be the champion all over again immediately. If he wins he looks even better.

>khabib vs tony finally
lol that was me
and first time this dude makes something that makes sense
and isnt just a mash up of random voices

COPE
I can almost picture what your """"fight"""", people around were probably cringing like "Oh shit these autists go at it again".
You're the one who got hit in the head and with a "fucked up" foot.

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t. never got in a fight in his entire fight

my professional street fight record is 22-9 faggot, and that's just the last 2 years.

WHERE YOU AT KHABIB

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Imagine calling yourself the best grappler in the sport and getting caught in a tight guillotine by some bum journeyman brawler.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Crute#Mixed_martial_arts_record

is he the chosen one lads?

>23 years old
>10-0

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all that's left to look forward to in this cum guzzling sport is the danis/khabib super fight.

I have and that's why i can recognize when an obese kid is trying to save his ego after being a bit roughed up in a not so serious scuffle.

>Umbrella Corporation tattoo
holy cringe

Khabib tapped

>mirhad nasir ai em not imprezsad by your perfoumans

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Massive cope, he offered his neck as bait, after that botched guillotine attempt dustbin's arms were jelly.

i heemember him having a resident evil tattoo and gadooshing that cuck sam alvey, so yeah he's based

Sure kid, project your failures on Yea Forums, not my fault you get bullied.

>turns out fighting is difficult and only retards get into it cause theres such a low chance of making a good living off it that the better athletes do anything else
This. The fact that Ngannou can train for 5 years and be beating ex champs like Cain really shows how shallow the talent pool is, especially at middleweight and up. Greg Hardy will be champ soon enough

Nice rebbit spacing

>Not supporting fighters from your country
The only people who do this are people with no good fighters from their country and soibois

If only he held it, it would have been the ultimate shame for Canbib.
He's too confident in his wrestling and he always have the assumption that his opponents will always grapple defensively no matter the costs, a bold submission specialist could get him there.

>so butthurt he replies twice
>reddit always on his mind

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>project your failures
The only failure here is your pathetic leg kick you worthless ass muncher

Works more on your bodyshot b, maybe you'll give your next opponents a bruise before your mom breaks your fight.

oh for sure khabib was in deep waters

try 30%

>Khabib doesn't call out Tony
Why is Khabib like this. The only person I've ever heard him call out is Canor.

Nah there are a ton of grapplers at welterweight who are either his size or bigger. His only chance would be if the current champ was a favorable matchup like GSP with Bisping or Conor with Alvarez

So what? i could still use my fucked up foot to decapitate you.
ok kid

cringe

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>me foot was a balloon

NOOOOOOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN IT WAS DESTINY I TRAINED SO HARD FOR THIS

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He was on Bobert podcast

Khabib weighs 200 points too. Fighters blow up out of camp dumbass. Both of them weigh much less than that once they get into camp. Nearly every fighter (and athlete) gets fat out of camp because it's easy for them to get back into shape with all the exercise they have to do.

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

It is now, can't fucking walk on it.

one ear literally twice the size of the other

What the fuck was this shit I clicked out immediately that was too autistic even for me.

whats he like? cause im aussie and i can pretty much stereotype a 23 year old lad that big who's already had 10 pro MMA fights

lol conor wasnt being sincere and you know it. his refusal to defend against tony led to the retarded situation at 155

fuck off newfag

great ear defense for any right hook

>Resident Evil tattoo
>An Umbrella Corporation one at that

Holy basola

Heeminder that Blagoy Ivanov would kill every lightweight in the ufc because lightweights are manlets who hide behind a weight cut.

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>imagining these brown idiots all fighting each other the day after ufc 242 as a poverty LARP pretending to be their favorite fighter

It's a kino thought

Fuck your animation bullshit take that shit to YouTube kids you autistic fuck no one here cares about it

khabib was scared shitless of losing the third round two fights in a row. he knew the bullying and banter would be humiliating and he wouldn't be able to endure, so he had to panic wrestle dustin like a scared bitch to squeeze out the victory.

ATTN: IMPORTANT

Most heavyweights are natural LHW but they fight at HW cause it pays better and they don't have to lose to Jones

Stipe and Nganno are some of the only natural HW and thats why they dominate the fat LHW's

Nigga you can't throw a leg kick without immobilizing yourself. Stop playing tough guy, Ahmed. You've never trained a day in your life. I could literally pin you down and rape you, and you'd not be able to do a single thing to stop me.

inb4 wrestlefucked by cirkunov
hope he puts a dent in that faghots head

I mean Khabib called out Conor before he became the two division champ at 205 so that whole situation is irrelevant to what I said.

You retarded?

>You've never trained a day in your life
wrong, stop projecting mutty, also stop inserting your gay rape fantasies in the thread.

You can tell this bum was too focused on selling his tshirts with Teddy Atlas rather than training on how to wrestle past the JV level

I'd just double wrist lock you and tear your arm off. :^)

itll tell us a lot about him if he wins, looks like cirkunov has lost to pretty good fighters, no shame in getting walker'd or volkan'd or glover'd

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No I would murder you, little bitch

Stipe weighed 230 his last fight he could have actually cut to LHW if he wanted to be a cutbabby. There are plenty of natural HWs though Blaydes is another example, Derrick Lewis, JDS, Alistair, Volkov, Arlovski, Rothwell, but there used to be a lot more a couple of years ago.

Crute has solid grappling

i thought cirkunov was gonna be a b-b-beast but then he got tapped by volkan and died, and then old man glover fucked him up

Dude, you're a fool if you think Khabib would get triangled by Tony. His best shot would be wearing Khabib out. Leg locks and scrambling plus bodyshots and elbows are the key.

a few of those boys are just fat LHW like Lewis and Rothwell. Then you've got tonnes of other guys who are forgettable HW cause theyre fat and shit but they exist on every card

Genuine spastic but good fighter

>broken foot on your first leg kick
Yeah, like I said. You don't train. You've never trained. You never will train because you're an impoverished shitskin living in some irrelevant shithole in the middle of the desert. I would beat you within an inch of your life. I hope you and everyone you've ever met gets mowed down in an airstrike.

>P-p-projecting

You can't throw a fucking leg kick without hurting your footy my dude.
Throwing a correct low kick is one of the first thing you learn in any Thai boxing training.

You literally said you got punched in the nose and hurt your footy, you're not a total badass fatso

>I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or my body

Wtf is that swirl tattoo on his right?

Danis did more damage to Khabib than conor. Book it Dana

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yeah cirkunov is just gatekeeping the top15 at this point so it's a good test. excited to see how he performs we always need more ozzies

he didn't look like a ranked fighter against paul craig and alvey is a meme

Glover is like the best of the B team. If you can get past him you're in the top 10 for sure. I guess losing to him puts the guy thoroughly at 11-20

who can beat Islam now?

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Dude he pulled his head out. Also, Dustbin is a black belt.

Massive amounts of cope&seethe in this post, project some more mutty, i would literally end your miserable existence in less than a minute.
i would still kill you

Think this fights gonna end in Round 1 lads

*ahem*

Name 1 good khabib win

About as legitimate as Renato Laranjas IBJJF titles

This nigga definitely has a poster of a Bugatti in his """room""""

Crute is a light heavyweight Jake Matthews

I don't like Islam, but he ate the irishman alive in that fight

In what world is Lewis a LHW? He's 6'3 and cuts to 265 he's not a LHW at all. Not to mention Ben Rothwell is one of the bigger dudes I mentioned he's 6'4 at 265. The thing about HW is you'll get paid more if you're good, but you're basically guaranteed to get knocked out at some point because everyone is so fucking big. Even a random ass athlete with no martial arts experience like Greg Hardy has KO power. It's hard to say most HWs would ever be in the top 5 if they had to cut to LHW, but you could say the same about most of the top 10 LHWs if they had to fight at HW. Derrick Lewis would knock out most of the top LHW contenders simply because they wouldn't be able to keep him off of them. There's a reason weight classes exist and the HWs are the big dogs. If power wasn't such a big deal Jon would already be fighting at HW.

jakes a BJJ guy crute is a boxer guy

Also blaydes, Volkov, derrick lewis probably couldn't reasonably cut to 205 even if he was skinny

This nigga definitely has a bugatti in his """garage"""*

see all that fucking fat on him? its enough to lose to goto LHW

cant read the rest of your shit if you fuck up the very first point

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stipe is so strong you can see the dude's head almost snapping out of the spine from the shock, jones would get absolutely btfo

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 242:
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Tony Ferguson
Dustin Porier vs Iaquinta/Hooker winner
Paul Felder vs Gaetjhe/Cerrone winner
Edson Barboza vs Alexander Hernandez (Edson in firm gatekeeper status)
Islam Makhachev vs Gregor Gillespie
Davi Ramos vs David Teymur
Curtis Blaydes vs Dos Santos/Volkov winner
Shamil Abdurakhimov vs Marcos Lima
Carlos Diego Ferreira vs Beneil Dariush II
Mairbeck Taisumov vs Alan Patrick
Joanne Calderwood vs Lauren Murphy
Andrea Lee vs Liz Carmouche
Belal Muhammad vs Gilbert Burns

DC beat stipe up twice though

How does it feel to be despised by everyone you meet in life?

How exactly would Kevin Lee vs Khabib look like?

I can't imagine anyone ragdolling him at 155 desu.

Abysmal

>Islam Makhachev vs Gregor Gillespie
wrong, islam should fight felder.

also where's ottman azaitar fgt

That looks like maybe 30 pounds of fat tops

Lee is probably the only LW who could match Khabib in terms of wrestling. It'd be a great fight.

Lee getting Al'd with jabs to the head for 25 minutes

You ever seen Khabib fight a brotha yet?
Nah? They don’t want him to, HOTEP

No it isn't. Lewis absolutely shredded would be about 245lbs.

Literal fucking monkey lmao

>black roy nelson

stipe didn't even train for those fights

I wouldn't know, you tell me.

he's easily over 20% fat there

Lee is great in round 1 and maybe half of round 2, after that he has no chance

Seething

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You're retarded if you think Lewis is a light heavyweight hahahaha

Ottman is 1-0 in the UFC. He's not gonna get anyone with any name recognition in his next fight.

Bacon

if you werent a manlet youd understand that tall guys carry more fat than you

Dustin-Conor 2 is the fight to make

Put it on Khabib-Ferguson's prelims

>he should fight him because he called him out

Stupid bitch Felder will fight loser of cerrone gaethje and makhachev will fight loser of iaquinta hooker

Ortega would have finished that choke

Even Jacare gets threatened by subs, tardo. The difference between a good grappler and a shitty one is the good grappler being able to actually defend teh subs. Khabib defended picture perfectly: pushed Dustin's knee down, passed over the knee, preventing Dustin from controlling his hips. From that position Dustin could apply the choke only with his arm, which was not enough to actually choke you out, but Khabib went further and flopped to his side, making Dustin think that he actually has the choke and encouraging him to keep choking and burning his arms out. Then Khabib immediately regained top position from having flopped to his side. Literally PERFECT defense, you're a fucking retard.

If he leaned out completely he'd be like 245 that's way too big to be a LHW unless you want everyone in the ufc to be a cutbabby and even then he'd consistently miss weight trying to get to 205. He cuts to 265 already.

Bumtega couldn't even choke out Min Holloway.

I disagree, mostly muscle

Did you see his heem though?
>Felder will fight loser of cerrone gaethe
so felder is fighting cerrone?

honestly khabib might heem him

he could gas too early and get ragdolled from third round to end

>Tall guys carry more fat than you
It's a percentage dumbass. Do the math brainlet. Even if he's a high fat percentage he weighs a lot so he's not realistically making 205. Stop projecting your manlet status onto me it's not my fault you're short. Jesus you sound like Toe Rogan pretending everyone in the ufc should be a cutbabby and calling other people manlets.

Probably

Hey retards, the original post is correct. Paul Felder will fight the winner of Cerrone/Gaetjhe... so probably Gaetjhe.

Gaetjhe already planted the seed yesterday by ripping on the decision.

Yeah, it would be a great fight for 1 round until Lee gasses form all teh wrestling and gets choked out like a bitch.

Oh, wait, scratch that, Pee gets ragdolled by random Dagestanis, he would get bodied by Khabib in the wrestling department.

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265lbs @ 20-30% bf
= 53-80lbs bodyfat
= 0% bodyfat would be
212 - 185lbs
add 15% bodyfat back ontop
244-213
now let him cut weight cause hes a LHW at 15% BF
oh its easy to get from 244-213 to 205lbs

you stupid cunt

say he pumped his steroids and didn't get caught, could jones hulk into HW for stipe?

Poo Felder isn’t fighting anything top 5

dc did
jones could too, realistically
jbj as much as i disllike him is one of the best ever
stipe imo would win and i will always stand behind him

I still cant stop seething man, barboza fucking won.

no fucking way would he be completely leaned out at 245

derrick lewis is like 30% bodyfat at around 265lbs, he if cut down to 15% he'd be 225lbs, there are LHWs making that cut

Who is your favorite female fighter?

stipe is some retard from cleveland jones flushes the retard from celevand

He cuts to 265 he's at least 270 if not more. And if he cut from 30% to 15% he'd be shedding 15% of his current weight meaning he'd be 230, which is the same size as Stipe. I really doubt he's 30% body fat too that's an extreme estimate and we don't know his real weight. Have no clue how you got 213 you dumbass. You're really bad at math my dude. There's no reason to cut from 30% to 0% back to 15% because that's not how real life works. You cut from 30% to 15%. Brainlet.

he has retard strength

>Who is your favorite female fighter?
your mom, she has good defense against my take downs but after the first couple of minutes my dick would be already tearing her pussy apart.

There isn't a person on earth i wouldn't rather kill more than a Yea Forums moderator

stipe could definitely make LHW in his current shape

25lbs is a doable water cut at a starting point of 230lbs

book the fight

What do you think mini khabib kylie meade of san diego california's pussy tastes like RIGHT NOW? No trolling MMA is for fucking losers.

>Have no clue how you got 213 you dumbass. You're really bad at math my dude.
185*1.15 because we're adding 15% bodyfat

whats the number you fucking retard? 212.75

even with fucking working figures your fucking neet dumbcunt brain cant figure simple shit out, this is why youre a neet

Islam beats Khabib

Change my mind

He's not 30% not to mention he'd be losing muscle trying to lose that much weight. You don't retain all your muscle while shedding fat unless you're on some juice.

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get help spams

would they fight each other

>unless you're on some juice

we found our seam

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Dumbass why the fuck are you adding 15% body fat to zero? Do you understand how stupid that is? He's hypothetically shedding 15% of pure bodyfat from 30% to 15% at 265+. You're pretending he's cutting to 0% then back to 15%. Jesus Christ do you not realize that changes the number you get? This is fucking grade school math.

im between 20 an 30%
188cm /92kg
goal is 85kg an ill feel like a beast

Now I know you dont workout guy, but compare the bodyfat on this guy with Lewis.

Is he under 20% or over 20%? Hint: Way over 20%

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DC pieced up roided Jon Jones for 2 and 1/2 rounds and only lost by taking a head kick which Jones had tried landing for 8 rounds straight against him.

blaydes looked really lean last night
he needs to get more blacksplosive to be a threat imho

He cuts to 265

>tfw 15 to 19 %

for sure my guy

Cowboy is going to rip Gaethje's body apart

>throws a low kick
>fucks up his foot
Holy shit you really are a cazzie who doesn’t know shit about fighting

>You don't retain all your muscle while shedding fat unless you're on some juice.

literally fucking no clue tier

Way too little variability in those images. There is a massive difference from 5-9% BF and it certainly doesn’t look like that

>this hairy arab spouting absolute shite

Could some nerd send his location to the IDF with a note saying he has weapons in his bathroom. Thanks

Who was the real winner of UFC 241?

No, gaethje will piece him up.
it happens mutt, stop talking shit before i smack you.

khalabib outworks and submits him
simple as

Dana White

dustin. He exposed khabib as a can crusher with 0 good wins

Fuck all the pro-cutbabbies on here right now forums.sherdog.com/threads/cro-cop-smaller-weights-are-not-champions-heavyweight-division-is-king.3755025/

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Did the fight companion have any good eddie moments or just good in general

MURMURMURMUR

ASALAMILKOM ALADA

Any any anons going to UFC Vancouver ?

Ortega would've never gotten the choke in the first place.

You don't dumbass. Not if you do it in a short period, which is the hypothetical with Lewis.

eddie shit his pants when dustbin tapped, he realized el cuckuy will have to fight khabib.

yeah nah that image is complete bullshit my man, please don't take some dogshit image you found on /fit/ (where nobody outside of plg even lifts) seriously, look up what hydrostatic or DEXA scan bodyfat results look like (keep in mind even those have a fair bit of variability, nothing is perfect)

the jump from 25-29% to 30-34% is absolutely retarded, and 40% and 35-39% are indistinguishable or even backwards, and the 5-9% guy is closer to 10-12%

also you are not going to lose significant muscle cutting from mid 20% bf to 12-15%, actual muscle loss on cuts is very overstated (LBM =/= muscle tissue, imagine that) as long as protein intake is adequate and you train

Go away bandwagoner

Khabib ragdolls Cain at AKA

>it happens
It doesn’t happen to people who actually know anything about fighting, you dickriding caz
>bragging to strangers on the internet about losing a made up street fight
Hang yourself

>Poirier reversed khabib pretty well in grappling
yeah those 7 failed switch attempts were very successful

t. never been in a fight his entire life

lose weight
seethe

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The heavyweight division is bum central lol. In both Boxing and Mma

yeah in your retarded made up world lewis is now forced to lose all his fat in a short time frame because of reasons that are not apparent and he cant just lose the weight normally like everyone else

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Point is even if Lewis is 30% and shed pure fat he'd have trouble making LHW and he also has no reason to cut to LHW to begin with. The picture wasn't meant to be some exact guide it was supposed to be something to roughly measure where he's at. I'm not spending all day looking at shirtless dudes to find the perfect image it was the first thing I found on Google.

based
FUCK manlets

kino
also cro cop is right
youtube.com/watch?v=pL8ZTGcIWpQ

Tbh, I think he had staph and was fighting TONY FERGUSON so gassing in that fight is understandable. Against RDA he went full retard cuz Colby and Kamaru wrestlefucked/humped him to a victory and gassed himself out in the process of emulating them.

I think Kevin Lee fighting smart (intetesting thought experiment) actually has the potential/talent to be a Khabib level fighter. I mean he choked Chiesa who is MASSIVE and doing his own Khabib impression against WWs. He also battered Barboza like Khabib did.

based guy who understands but also cbf trying to explain known shit to retards that i cbf for

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paulo 'natty paulo' "the eraser" 'borrachina' costa

yeah i'm just pointing out it's definitely possible for him to lean out and make LHW

but he shouldn't because he's a bum and faster more skilled LHWs would fuck him up

you're a very good 145lb fighter max!

could he defeat khajit?

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Keep dreaming fag, you’re not a fighter and never will be
You clearly don’t know how to fight and have demonstrated that you are a caz
Go ahead and seethe about the fact that you have been exposed

I just booked a session with a spiritual medium because I need to know if Tony and Khabib will ever fight

>invoking the "but if we fought IRL!!!" argument
If I fought a heavyweight IRL I would put a bullet between his eyes, making me the victor. What a retard

Yeah because he fights for a living and has to fight to get paid. Why would he take forever to lose weight when he gets paid more at HW and his chin holds up at HW? The whole point you're missing is that there is no reason at all for him to move down other than some Aussie cunt thinking he's fat. Your dumbass couldn't even do math right. Jon should move up if anything.

>bum central

Chadtown

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So now the argument has been moved from "is derrick Lewis a natural light heaviweight if he werent fat" to "could derrick Lewis make LHW if he absolutely killed himself trying and put his health at extreme risk"?

Fuckin gay

god damn manlets will never recover

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'The Notorious' Conor 'McGoober' McGregor

No, he gets wrestlefucked easy
This is the Khabib killer

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The only way for Lee to fight smart is expend energy very carefully and do a Woodley impression. If Lee tries to do a Kahbib impression against someone who actually resists his grappling like Al and RDA did, he gasses and checks out mentally. He's a tanklet and a heartlet both.

I stillcdoubt he makes LHW. He'd lose his power and his chin. If he shed to 15% he'd be a weak 230 (assuming he's only 270, but in reality he's probably 280-285) and he'd be giving up his power which is his best attribute. Moving down a weight class is always dumb unless you're constantly getting big boyed every fight.

i could kill you bro

Seethe harder lanklet

>name 1 good khabib win
Can everyone that posts this unironically start using a trip so I can filter you? I don't want whiny bitches that get too emotionally invested in fighters that don't give a fuck about you shitting up this thread.

>what are muscles?

Idiot

>He's a tanklet and a heartlet both.
this
also non staph lee is the strongest race ever

What the current Cain who's doing lucha underground? What's your point? Cain's retired. Are you actually implying Khabib could beat heavyweights? AKA hypes up their guys because they're a team. DC always said Cain was better than him, which probably wasn't true in hindsight.

plenty of LHWs cut from around there and aren't dropping dead, DC weighed 236 in the cage against Jones

it's a ~10% bodyweight water cut to get to 205 from 230, it's not an easy cut like Jones has from 220-225 but it's definitely doable

and yes in modern day MMA 230lbs walk around weight is a natural LHW

Does anybody think Cerrone stands a chance against Gay Chi? I feel like the fight'll be over before Cowboy even knows it started

> 70kg

*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Better question would be "Can he beat Cejudo?"

Kevin Lee with fair judges, focus, a gameplan; patchouli, tea tree, geranium, and lavender essential oils for his staph

Is simply UNBEATABLE

khabib is undefeated

khabib is finished

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Maximum cope, stay mad manlet.

>literal nigger tier

well...name 1

yeah he could do it but it wouldn't benefit him

the only reason he wins anything is because he hits hard (which BW helps with), has an chin, and is faster than other bums at HW, his actual skillset is pure piss and he'd get mangled at LHW

what an idiotic post

1. where do you think water weight comes from?
2. what percentage of a muscles weight is water?
3. fuck off you retard

Name 1 good Khabib win that isn’t an easy W for BJ Penn

Lot of good Schaub moments. Like thinking the entertainment sport cain is currently involved in is called "nacho libre"

Khabib is not an elite wrestler, and he'll retire without having to fight one. (Tony is not elite, he wasn't even NCAA)

Honestly, people will laugh, but he has that GSP style build in him. If there was a guy to steal from, that would be it.

Woodly is way too powerful and way too grind averse to be a role model for Lee as fighting style.

Ballerina waist. Susceptible to upper body takedowns.

>Invoking the guns argument
Yeah because guns are allowed in the octagon. You realize the first UFCs didn't have weight classes right? If you want to see people shoot each other watch war videos if you want to see people fight with their limbs watch mma.

a really stupid post from a really stupid country

Yeah dog I live about an hour away

>the fag who constantly say “seethe”
>Is now continuously seething

>every gameplan to beat khabib comes down to "just get a lucky punch and KO him before he takes you down in the first minute"

yikes

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>SCOR SAM FAKING GOALS
what a unit

One liver shot and Gathje might be dead.

Name 1 fight

>t. fights other local bundas to pretend hes like his hero khabib

Fighting for anything other than considerable money is poverty tier

impossible

brock lesnar vs dos santos

conner mcggoober and khabib
ive never watched any fight ever except this
allhamduillilah

If he weighs 285 he would have to be at 35% bodyfat and cut 20% of his weight to be able to get to around 230. It's more reasonable to say Stipe could fight at LHW tbqh. Lewis has a big frame I doubt he's been 230 in a long time. It's not like Roy Nelson or something.

can bj penn win the trilogy?

Why does everyone make the Staph excuse for Kevin vs Tony when he has PROVEN that he gasses out in every fight since? Hes just a cardiolet

i wanna drive 2 hours to go see this live but my only heem bro is working, dont think it would be fun to go to alone. What do i do heem?

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joe rogan meme

joe says some dumb shit and then that dumb shit becomes canon, just like micheal johnson literally knocked khabib the fuck out cold

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all cans

The BMF Belt needs to be open weight. What are they gonna do, have two guys fighting for nothing but pride and money get on a little dinky scaley thing to pwove they aren't too big? Ohh wahwah he weighs .028546 lbs more than me I can't fight him there's no way it's just not fair boo hoo I didn't think being a BMF would mean that I would have to fight guys who didn't weigh exactly as much as me wtf that's not fair.
Ditch the scale, bring back open weight, if we have to sit through wmma WE SHOULD AT LEAST GET OPEN WEIGHT FIGHTS!!!

take your girlfriend instead

>khabib isnt really impressive against Al here... hes just... winning

almost verbatim the shit tier shit from that idiots mouth

glad this guys getting some recognition on HEEM

I'm thinking of going but nobody I know is into MMA, any /heem/sters wanna have a get together?

*wins the Story via being the first man to rock and nearly submit Khaballbag*

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looks like taller Blaha

haha yeah why didn't i think of that...

streamable.com/dtjah

post heems

Till vs Masvidal

whats the ideal body shape for mma heem?

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Batsumberel Dagvadorj is the man to beat Khabib

Says the literal inbred burger. Comparing the faggot in your pic to lewis is like comparing apples to oranges because their body compositions are entirely different. If derrick Lewis had 30 percent body fat he would look much more obese. Since you dont have a single muscle or braincell in your body I understand why you think all chubby guys have the same BMI

open weight fights are based. BJ penns a fag but respect for fighting Lyoto. people love that brave crazy shit.

but it ruins p4p marketing memes for manlets by proving bigger guys are better fighters purely because theyre bigger. the same way highly skilled dwarves and midgets arent making NBA teams, it turns out physical attributes help in athletics and neutralise "skill" of manlets

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kevin has permanent staph
shut up

He kbows how not to get his shit pushed in completely and looks for opportunities to starch guys when they get sloppy.

Basically, he is really good at covering up and throwing the right hand at the most inopportune times.

Kinda like Dan Henderson.

Or it's called literally watching his fights vs iaquinta and RDA dumb fuck

its over cejudo

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Why does everyone keep shrinking Tony in photoshop post the actual picture please

Crocop was saying that lower weight classes are illegitimate because heavyweights could beat lighter opponents in a real fight, which is retarded because in a real fight I would just pull out my gun and kill my opponent. Learn to read you fucking mongoloid

is this peak performance?

This is the only thing that could make the reddit belt cool

streamable.com/qdqdr

you're all losers

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that would be illegal

*heems you*
2ez

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not in the US of A

Sure me and some buddies are going, how will we meet up

On the one hand, it's kind of cool of Khabib to be helping Dustin's charity. On the other hand, it's humiliating, the "conqueror" helping the defeated because the defeated can't do it himself

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you would get heemed in court if someone challenged u to a fight and shot them, and if it was in self defense you wouldnt get a chance to use your gun because cro cop would heem you in one shot

>w-who can beat khabib?!?!

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Based. It definitely needs to be open weight. Like you said how can you be a bad motherfucker when you're complaining your opponent weighs 2 pounds more than you wanted him to. Would be cool if they said fuck it and let Masvidal and Nate come in at any weight, but knowing the ufc they'll probably have them make championship weight. Should just be called an interim instead of bad motherfucker of you're worried about weight. Mark Hunt should have a honorary bad motherfucker belt just for fighting a bunch of juiced up giants his entire career.

Nah, he lasted through those neck cranks. Those hurt like hell, and that's what got Conor orignially

Croatians have permanent staph

Elite wrestlers are kinda overrated.

90% of shit Khabib does isnt even legal in wrestling. (BUT BUT BUT, YOU CAN'T BODYLOCK ME FROM HERE :'( )

>finishes that guillotine
Khabib is exposed after that, 10th Planet Style will heem him

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He is Dana’s worst nightmare. A moderately exciting wrestler who has no interest for the theatric, a lightweight Stipe

Didnt gas out against Barboza. Didnt gas out against Iaquinta. Gasses out against RDA after fighting like a brainlet. (@ WW too)

Staph is debiliating as hell)

>khabib is an elite wrestler cause hes been wrestling since birth!!!!

khabib didnt start wrestling until he was 8 and then took years off only to return when he was a teenager

how do copelets ever cope that hes just better? GSP didnt learn to wrestle until he was old as fuck

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all I have to do is prove fear for my life. If some big mother fucker starts threatening me and takes a swing I have a reasonable argument, especially if that person is a former heavyweight MMA champ.

Barboza was more tired and he did gas vs Al. Kevin needs to align his chalkras and embrace Hotep

It wasn't like what Cerrone ended up doing to Al. So yeah, he was right on that one.

>t-t-t-tt--t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-ony will beat him!!!!!

yeah that 50-42 shouldve been more winninger for the kinda people who listen to rogan

Tony won't, but GayCheese would

no he wasnt
he was saying that the p4p list doesn't make any sense cos a bigger guy will beat up the p4p n1 always
he said that after saying how weight cutting is bullshit cos some people play the system and come way bigger than the opponent which ggives the guy a big advantage

Surely Khabib will lose this time.

Guillotine requires some strength, and I thin Dustin was too tired to get it properly. Also, Khabib moving his hips side to side did a good job of negating a full guard position by Dustin

Kevin had no gas in the 4th or 5th round vs Al to the point where Al was just walking forward screaming at him and he couldnt do a thing about it

What row are your tickets? I haven't bought tickets yet, I can make a throwaway email and we can exchange numbers from there, if there's any other van city anons out there we can invite them too

if you aren't carrying a couple weapons on you at all times you don't value your life

Does anyone have that picture of Stipe flushing crying DC down the toilet I need it for research

It was too humid and slippery
Non-Sweaty Dustin fighting in america btfos Khabib

Dustin is officially a certified bitch. Black out before you tap out, pussy.

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He wrestled bears when everyone else was wrestling beers

KHABIB !!!!!

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>t. Curtis Blaydes

All right man I'll shoot you a message

Spain ruined you

GSP didnt outwrestle people he out MMA'd them. Shooting a double as they throw haymakers at you isnt a wrestling skill. Lol.

Then there is the fact that he is a left footed wrestler which most wrestlers arent.

He didnt gas against Al, lol, just got pieced up on the feet cuz he was too stupid to not shoot. Khabib ragdolled him for 10 minutes straight before he ever engaged Iaquinta on the feet. Lee was too cocky IMO.

This guy can make UFC bankrupt in 2 years.

>GSP didnt outwrestle people

koscheck, fitch, i could remember others but why bother. some faggot is trying to argue GSP isnt a wrestle focused fighter.

retard

Google "Epsecutioner".

>taking people down isnt a wrestling skill

What's the difference between shooting after your opponent is off balance from a punch and shooting when they're off balance from a head snap

GSP didn't become a wrestle-focused fighter until the time he got heemed, before that he would outstrike everyone

UFC is trash, i'm finna bouta watch smash instead

>posted here everyday this year without exception
>havent watched a single fight
>hate anime
>hate wwe
you?

The limitless intellect of the Brazilian

Dude, he wouldnt be able to replicate most of those on the mats. NO WAY he beats Koscheck in actual wrestling.

Headsnaps are legal in wrestling but punches arent.

Reason why GSP was taking those guys down is because he did somethibg that actual wrestling doesnt require you to be good at.

In other words: "MMA wrestling" isnt real and it isnt wrestling. Its MMA.

i objectively have the lowest iq here

hello Dustin

Looks like Dustin had luck by getting really agressive and pushing Khabib back. Too bad he didn't capitalize on it. Also, even Conor could defend Khabib's take-downs when not against the cage. So: Gameplan is to move forward agressively, and keep control of the center, or at least don't get put with your back to the cage. That's my amateur, uneducated opinion

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Alright my temp mail is in my name

clearly the guy wanted the money.He didnt have any decent gameplan,his striking system was inferior to a championship match,he didnt have any punching combination while he had the chance to do it and I'm judging him in his standup game which is garbage

But what i really saw is that he is a fuckin liar too,The biggest lie in politics is when someone tells u that everything gonna fix in 5 years when actually he got elected for 4 years meaning that he wants your vote for another 4 years and if he wont have your vote simply he comes out i say "I told you,you didnt vote for me so you cant see my full plan"

This little shit Poirier said in the post press conference that he was expecting Khabib performance to drop down in the late rounds so that he could come back and finish him.thats the lie cuz he told you something you cant see and he tells you that to convince you he has a gameplan but shit happens

The guy was done at the very first moment of the first takedown defense he failed.Simple as that

That's like saying any discipline in MMA isnt the pure form of that discipline because its offset by the presence of the others. Technically correct, but meaningless in any discussion because then it renders everything unable to be talked about because "its not REAL x"

>mMa wReStLiNG iSn'T reAL!!!!
Christ, what a retard

Honestly this is so retard.They are watching "Fear and loathing in Las Vegas" but the thing is i dont know why i keep watching it lol

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>expecting an opponent to gas out before you is a lie

You sound mentally ill

Gameplan is having good footwork and throwing the right hook instead of the left straight, if you're a southpaw.

Also, Dustin did well. Khabib never smashed him, just threatened to paralyze him from the neck down if Dustin didnt tap. His ground and pound was ineffective and he wasn't able to put Dustin onto his elbows/shoulders, he was always on his hands.

Looks like the BTS of a BangBros shoot.

You incels actually thought some journeyman was going to beat the undefeated GOAT yikes

yeah, where he gassed out despite not having staph

therefore Kevin poopoo Pee gassing out due to staph is a joe rogan meme

fucking retard canadian faggot

Reminder that Dustin performed the best out of any of khabibs recent opponents in that he almost finished him in the third (by khabibs own admission)

Khabib couldnt gas out before him cuz he was carrying Khabib weight 4.50 minutes in every round.Poirier was exhausting in round 3

lol indeed

Redpill me on Mini Khabib.

Well, nobody should act like GSP went up against Koscheck or Hendricks and clwaned the mats with them after a few years of wrestling experience. He didn't. He beat them at MMA and him starting wrestling late doesnt mean he shouldnt be able to do it. Plenty of guys have "outgrappled" superior grapplers, or "outstruck" superior strikers. Its not that unusual. They are simply superior MMA fighters.

Siberian mause 2

>joe Rogan is the only one who believes staph can affect aerobic muscle use
>hundreds of fighters that also attest to this are just in on the conspiracy

Fuck off cletus

Why do you need more than a gun?

i've never recoiled more from reading a heem post

i dont live in the middle east bud nor chicago

A real fightfan.

Again, this is just semantics. You can say outgrappled or outwrestled, effectively you mean the same thing

pays for ESPN plus

Tim Kennedy carries a gun and a knife.

But ideally you should have a gun, a knife and pepper spray.

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I carry this, pic related: me and my ccw

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Are you the same person with the mini kabib email? Also, message the email in my name field, first one doesn't work

>CCing a 22lr
why would a man need pepper spray

I dont think Poiriers game plan was to let khabib ride him every single round then magically get tired. He probably hoped he could stuff takedown attempts and khabib would gradually wear out. Obviously he got owned, but that doesnt mesn he didnt try to do it

Actually true, though Connor did better overral Dustin was the first one to almost win the whole match with that choke.

Nah I've got it, don't worry

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I prefer a mace to pepepr spray, but that's just me. No officer, it's just a short walking stick ;))))

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Meet me in Moscow. We have unfinished business.

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No that's not me I haven't messaged yet I'm still exercising. Dont be surprised if a bunch of autists see the email address and send you bullshit

>not carrying multiple guns
imagine how low your iq would have to be
even fucking cops aren't this stupid

someone make the thread

cope
twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/1170745693247606785

Imagine a mace that isnt shaped like a bat

I wonder if he typed that between bouts of hysterical sobbing

Because pepper spray is a less than lethal force multiplier and you value human life and your own freedom? You don't want to have to pull a gun or a knife in a situation where pepper spray would have sufficed.

plus you can heem them, then open their eyes and give them each a 5 second blast with your pepper spray

i realize you don't value your life. you're an idiot.

Done

you cant stay on your feet when Khabib tries to take you down.You saw Khabib inside the cage.How much you think he was weighting?Big difference from the weight ins

So if you know youre gonna fail in the takedown defense whats your next plan?The underhooks in the clinch?The lucky guillotine attempt?You are in the fence buddy,Youre done.

Those are not a part of a proper gameplan you just stall your inevitable loss

A gameplan is something that will give you the edge cuz you calculated you have simply a better gameplan

you can buy pepper spray guns on fucking amazon. lmfao if you're going to use one you should be using a real gun though. i'd literally only have one if i couldn't own guns

Ok I'm about to goto the gym myself in 45 mins so if we dodge eachother, ill just ask again another heem thread. better to get our numbers before then tho

thanks

if you need to shoot someone in the face with pepper spray you should be shooting them with bullets you fucking dull domed low income small brained low IQ zilch don't reply i fucking hate you and am suicidal and a murderer

What do you mean?

Lol, no he didnt. Conor got mauled in round 2. Poirier hurt Khabib and he also had him in a tight guillotine.

Soon the true king will reclaim his throne

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you seen snoop doggs commentary on khabib vs micheal johnson or jackson or whatever his name is? HOTEP

Pigsjins here do it

Reminder that the shot Poirier landed on Khabib literally had Max Holloway stumbling against the fence for 30 seconds while Khabib barely even backed up.

Literally how can there be any question about Khabib's chin at this point, he ate Michael Johnson's counter left (that slept Poirier), Barboza's wheel kick, Conor's leff 'and sho', and now power shots from Dustin. And he has never been dropped, significantly wobbled, and never left the Octagon with a scratch on him. The man has a godly chin, the best at 155 by far and probably one of the best in the UFC.

kek Khabib got wobbled from a glancing blow while Max absorbed over a hundred hard strikes and got wobbled like 1-2 times

this is actually based
hope you lads have a good time
stay safe, one of you might be a rapist or even worse a serb

I don't know man, I feel even though Dustin did get some big power shots in round 2 Connor landed more overrall so if both fights were tallied up Connors points would still outweigh Dustins, also Connor managed to stuff two of khabibs takedowns where as Dustin if I recall didnt stuff any.

Max was on ice skates for the entire first round lmao he literally had to sit back against the fence to prevent himself from going down. Khabib literally backed up for 2 seconds, slipped or parried all of Dustin's follow-up shots, and then was fine.

And Max supposedly has one of the best chins of all time. So what does that say about Khabib?

He does have a great chin but let's be real, Connor never truly landed his left hand flush down the pipe.

Any Florida anons interested in meeting up for UFC Tampa?

Oh wait I forgot I have actual friends and don't have to rely on anonymous retards for socialization LOL fuck you nerds

Lol

nothing since poirer barely hit Khabib

Ty croatbro, all the croats I've ever met were cool, there was a really hot croat student girl at my work recently, super flirty and if she ever blushed her whole face would be red, never went anywhere tho, eventually went back home

should have went for the double leg my guy
got her facebook? i might do it for you eheh

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Where is the next thread

Khabib's chin is god-tier, but it's not indestructible. Both Conor and Dustin landed on him only AFTER having been wrestlefucked for at least one full round and that made their arms heavy and slow. Fresh Conor and Dustin could very well heem Khabib or literally any 155-er, but Khabib is not retarded to stand and bang with them while they're fresh.