We’re in the Endgame now

We’re in the Endgame now

The laws of the universe will not let these fucks win. Someone or something will happen. Last time they’re this loaded was with Moss and the 18-0 season.

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Eli's run out of autism magic. He's all autism and no magic these days. We're going to need someone else to step up and play way above their pay grade in the Owl to miraculously beat the Pats. Foles did it in 2018.

One thing is clear, though, that elite play doesn't beat the Pats. Look what happened to the Rams last year. What beats the Pats is when some otherwise-mediocre player gets hot and goes on a tear. Think of all the times they've lost when they weren't supposed to: Eli, Foles, Flacco in the AFCCG. All derpy, retarded players that morphed into supermen just for the occasion, as if God Himself willed that Brady and Belichick be humbled.

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There's not that many autistic QBs right now unfortunately

Is Dak autistic enough? He kind of seems like he has a good mix of mediocrity and moments of clutchness. It's somewhat Eli-esque.

MLB is the sport for autism
>Greinke Gucamole
>Weatherman Mike Trout
>Joey Votto, future school bus driver

This is our new savior. The world isn't ready for the extent of this man's autism.

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>Is Dak autistic enough?
Yes but the cowgirls are too shit for that to matter

nah dak just sucks

Eli is fighting to keep his fucking job lmao, the Patriots repeated and it's not even week 1 yet.

no hes just borderline retarded and a shitty noodle arm "qb" to boot

>as if God Himself willed that Brady and Belichick be humbled.
More like Jesus our Lord and Savior knows that B & B are agents of the devil.

JIMMY!

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I wish

Wish what? Based Jimmy is peak autistic. Dont let his good looks fool you. This American Psycho has an obsession for used up whores, trying to fit in, and killing the competition.

Can't disagree with that I suppose, I'm just a 9ers fan wishing for a 6th ring

>Jimmy G
the G stands for GLASS

That's why the autism is so peak. He has a unique window between injuries to get hot and sling it around with that sweet quick release like a greasy WOP Favre before blowing up again and fading into the ethereal netherworld of the Football Gods and their legendary meme-prophets.

It will come brother. The Faithful© will be delivered by the prophet of Joe, his holy disciple in Dago Quarterbacking Jimmy Garappolo

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This is like cowgirls level of living in the past decades glory days when the harsh reality hits you midway through the season that your team isn't making the playoffs and Shitli is being benched.

The exact opposite of autistic

It's gonna be Daniel Jones you stupid motherfucker.

Eli will get permaheemed on the first down of the Superb Owl and Daniel Jones will get tagged in to drop the big leg on B&B. 1, 2, 3. Gettleman gets elected mayor of New York.

Anyone remember when Mark Sanchez beat these cheating faggots?

wtf.........

The Chiefs are fucked now but the Cleveland Browns will do it. They actually have the elite defense to shut Brady down.