/heem/ - Saturday Night Edition

i have asked this as well and nobody answered...

Dustin is a good guy and it was sad to see him cry

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they should make it open weight and it would suddenly be real as fuck

i remember one that died in the octagon or something like that lol

how is Fergusons skinny little body going to keep Khabib from raping him?
is he going to barrell roll away like in the Pettis fight

I wanna kiss that cute little mole on her tit.

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Looking forward to seeing Bader KO Kongo

Derrick Lewis would win that

>Cazzies don't know that Kevin Lee was 30 seconds away from finishing El Duckuy

Feminine women = low test = will always be fucked by high test bull dykes.
It's sad, but I haven't seen any exception to this rule.

Oh yeah the guy that fought Charlie ward

Cejudo could run circles around him and land trip after trip at will

It'd be fun to see Derrick Lewis chase Cejudo round the octagon

Cringe

I'm looking forward to seeing Fag Bader get wrecked by Cheick

damn cyborg looks like THAT?

Cejudo would win in a 8 round fight

The real question coming out of UFC 242 is:

Will lanklets ever learn?

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It wouldn't last 8 seconds

spinning elbow for the win

the fuck dis bitch just say

Cyborg horrifies me

They are literally photoshopping her live on the go

Imagine having to stand less than 3 feet away and stare it in it's face

30 seconds of flailing arm punches that didn’t even land? For sure, b

that punch should be named the Toilet Till

huehuehue bellator huehue

This guy is Finnish and he has one of the glassiest chins in the game. What are Scandis so glass-chinned?

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>her

is Cyborg flushed

cyborg won't beat Budd

No wey vro

all of the real vikings left a long time ago

Gosh I love sexy chinky chink girls

They're like Germans and Asians. Just not capable fighters

Cyborg is pretty based desu

They were landing

Fukk that Khabeb u aint even cool. U now id slap u up.
#stockton
#baddestmotherfucker

jesus these nord fighters are all fucking cans

UFC now has like 6 or 7 good title fights set up for future ppv's.

Cejudo Cruz (they might realistically do this even though dom's last fight was a loss)
Holloway volkanovski
Khabib tony
Usman Colby or usman vs winner of nate and masvidal
Jones vs walker if he does well or maybe jones vs. Stipe
Francis Stipe 2
Zhang vs winner of joanna and waterson

Tony is gonna be 36 when he fights Khabib.

This fight needed to happen 4 years ago

Do the Irish have elite fighting genes? Where do they rank among Polynesians, Dagestanis, Americans, and Mexicans

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you posted an american

Finns are genetically more closely related to East Asians and obscure Turkic tribes. They're something of an anomaly. They're not Nordic even though some of them look similar to Nordic people.

IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN AT 209 WHEN I HAD MONEY ON TONY AND THEN TIRAMISU HAPPENED

it’s ufc fault for make him believe he was actually good

heem is love

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>Do the Irish have elite fighting genes?
maybe conor wouldn't be such a can if they did

Are you saying Dustin isn't good?

>Khabib is trying his hardest to duck Tony.
We won't see him defend for another year.

Vamos Bulgaria!

>Adam pico

Pat "Still a Thing" Curran

all nordics are lappoid admixed

SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEEEE

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Worked

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Conor v Poirier

God I miss when UFC was good. Please come back Conor.

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Is the friendship dare I say, over?

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I'd love to see gooby smack this can all the way out of the UFC

>Ducking a guy you've signed to fight 4 times
Oh for sure my dude 100%

why no hype for this crazy black fighter?

That's when it started going downhill dumb cazzie

we had Fialho, but he got flushed, now we got this McGregor v2.0
the thing is, no one here gives two shits about mma, only judo, and even that only comes in the news when a fighter get a european, world or olympic medal

Good thing Colby stands no chance against Usman.

He's currently 1-3 in his last 4

I didn't think he would win but I feel terrible for Dustin. He was so hard on himself postfight even though he had such a tall task that nobody had done before.

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this post finna gonna be an oof! and a yikes! and a cringe from me dawg

and for me is the 3 piece and a soda xD

>That wet spot
Conrad, I...

He's trying too hard, and honestly who's ducking who at this point; Snoozeman or Cringby?

can't wait to see this retarded monkey perma-flushed

>It's a MayMac'er episode
UFC was good before that clown showed up

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ended when masvidal went on telemundo

He’s a quitter and a loser. Fuck him and dumb wife. 28-0 motherfucker

They're both ducking each other

I think they mostly cry about the millions they would have made had they won.

you can already do that on youtube, he has quite literally been murdered in the cage before

I actually like Dustin and it sucks to see all these fairweather fans who were overhyping him turn on him.

Any streams for bellator??

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maybe he should have at least tried to fight properly

>that pic
Yeah, I'll be keeping the streams to myself

Remember when Nate was making fun of CM Punk for having a virgin nose

Cool story, no one cared the other twenty times you posted it, loser.

based

>Khabib is not unbeatable

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Yeah it's on the same site you used for the last stream

t.fairweather fan
You never liked Dustin you just hated Khabib and you bandwagon everyone he fights and overhype them and then turn on them when they get exposed.
That's the first time I've posted it. Maybe you should turn off the monitor and go to bed junior.

chill kid before i fuck your faggot throat

I like dustin AND hate khabib, retard

He's right tho

Nah you're bandwagoning Dustin

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No it isn’t, faggot. You posted it twenty other times. You’re seeing this nowhere and imagining enemies in your larp

you're a faggot dying of aids

>are you telling me that you can go back to the same site twice?
>that changes EVERYTHING

You and your ilk are seeing red cause a cage fighter lost a bout. Rethink your priorities.
Nice projection you sore loser

I liked Dustin, but he quit so i dont like him anymore

Yeah. Did you find it ?

Im seeing pink, the color of your mothers pussy

> You and your ilk are seeing red cause a cage fighter lost a bout
yeah, that's a good reason to see red and be raged you aids ridden faggot

Dustin was a bum all along

>Snore-ator

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shitstin pooier

Dustin is a crybaby heartlet quitter with no integrity.

Look at these raging bandwagoners prove me right. Imagine being this upset about ANYTHING.

Is he really this shook

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second on the yikes! and cringe but i cannot oof!, that is just not the type of man i am

there's nothing wrong with rage and anger it's good pusscake

Kino transitions

Why does Khabib make them so mad

>gets embarrassed on the biggest stage of his life and goes out with a whimper

>one of his first thoughts is talk about how much colby covington makes him mad

Seething. This journeyman bum was never ready for prime time

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Heem Stoppy

Cope

why won't these faggots fight

What a bullshit finish

I'm guessing they lost their rent-money betting against him again. This guy bet 200 pounds cause he hates Muslims. That was his justification for giving the bookies free money.

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>Mctapper!
>quitter!
>clown!
>squeeze!

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>The fact that you actually typed shit out

YIKES nigga

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Those Yair ground-n-pound drum strikes though, kek

lol playing the drums on Curran's face

How did you celebrate 28-0 ?

If we're making meme belts like a BMF belt I vote we make a tapweight belt between Canor and Dustin

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Spooky

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>Stopping the fight after the bell
what a faggot

Eating your mothers monkey

This guy definitely cashed out

wonder what Joe "Baddest Man on the Planet" Warren thought about Curran's performance?

Big Cuck McCarthy defending that bullshit

No he didn't, he also lost $4k on DC

LITERALLY because they hate muslims. That's it, that's all it is

how much till Bader vs Kongo?
there's no way I'm watching a whole lellator card

somebody should take him to court for fraud so he can't use that nickname anymore

Khabib sure love hugging guys and we never see him with a female either..hmmm

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I thought y'all were talking about Kailin Curran

Idk it seems like this guy just posts ridiculous slips for yous and then cashes out.

Wonder what he thought about the stoppage

They know it will end up being the most boring fight in the history of the UFC

Give it a rest and take a few days to recover

Nope he posted the DC slip during the gamethread...It was a Nate/DC double...after Nate won he insulted me for doubting his picking prowess and then DC lost

Conor is my boy, and he will always be my boy. I don't care that he lost to Nate. I don't care that he lost to Mayweather. I don't care that he tapped to Khabib. I wouldn't even care if some random fat drunk island mongoloid heemed him stone cold. He is my boy, and I will never abandon him.

Is this a picture of Dustin?

Alright guys you're not seeing the bigger picture here, so let me break it down for you.
1. Conor has literally never lost a rematch
2. Khabib has LITERALLY never won a rematch
3. His foot was a balloon
Therefore, Conor wins the rematch guaranteed.

It definitely would. Now I'm thinking of buying a ticket to MSG cause the main event will be spicy instead of two cringey boring cagehuggers

You were a Dustin fan 12 hours ago

Based and loyalpilled
/heem/ should learn to support their boys through thick and thin

Wanting him to beat Khabib does not make him my boy

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Bader's getting heemed isn't he

This
>everybody who said x yesterday now says y
meme really needs to end. You don't know we're anonymous.

It makes you a bandwagoner.

Friendship ended with Masvidal now Drumph is my best friend.

t.canor fan

Kongo fights like a pussy

He's a -500 favorite

I was off his train when he punched Nate's hand.

>you're a bandwagoner
>t. Khabisexual

Bet it all on Chuck Kimbo

Big Cuck McCarthy thinking about bulls

Based

Take some time off. You got blown out pretty hard today:
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/khabisexuals/

MADE THIS HERE WITH ALL THE ICE ON IN THE BOOTH

Khabib's alright I guess

How the fuck do I get a jawline like Campos?

based

redpill me on smellator

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It's the TNA to UFC's WWE

WE IN DICKO MODE

LOL thanks for the info Internet detective, how much is your salary and how do i get your job??

>you will never beat up some guy for a world title while your dad cheers you on from your corner saying you did well

Fuck man

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Took me 2 seconds. Now go take your mandatory time off after that heeming you took today. Khabib isn't fighting for another 6 months.

Lol internet detective dedicates computer and headspace to every Yea Forums poster that hurt his feelings

November card is so fucking awesome already, and Dana said he plans to stack it even more. One more good main card fight and it's easy Card of the year

>tfw your dad was a can

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it's shit

Minimum wage? 9.50 maybe?

Include me in the screenshot

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Did Strauss just heem himself?

I thought was $11

$0.50 actually!

Thank goodness someone is paying you for this otherwise this would be embarrassing to be keeping tabs of

Did khabib unironically call conor out, does khabib want another match with conor?

Oh sorry I guess you're right

Leave Khabib to me

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I wonder what it looked like

based

red burka night

Khabisexuals are not only master pedos but master internet detectived

Khabib is undefeated

You need to calm down.

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I hope Dustin comes back from this tobh
He seems like a good guy

Charge us rent, you need some form of income.

Imagine what Hall would do to Khapoop

what's a good fight on the card?
The journeyman title?

How much did you get paid for all those awful shops you made kid?

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he's dedicating his one and only life to giving feral niggers money for free so I think he can fuck off

Sad little man you are.

>beat 28 cans
>declare yourself goat

I hope Dustin breaks his leg. Then I can start a charity for him and do as much as he did today!

I hope you lose weight and have sex

>adverts on a streaming service

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Bellator is on will you all shut up about Canpeed.

Uriah Hall is a MW Marcelo

We live inside your head.

And your hard drive.

Rent free.

Fuck off cazzie conor and honda made it shitty

Post your pro-khabib posts collage bro I really wanna see it bro

What do after I watch after Bellator bros? There isn't a RIZIN card to save us.

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Impossible to do with your mother on top

Jack off

>alright you goatfucker I was just playing the first time, now im serious and Im coming for that belt

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What’s the Bellator version of face the pain?

Heem yourself

Straus looks baked lmfaooooooo

gives me that big think

I hope you're deleting these awful shops from your hard-drive little guy I'm sure they took a lot of time to make!

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Didn’t make one. Just like I don’t have a hard drive of anonymous bullies who triggered me

You sound plenty triggered right now

Rent free

I was lead to believe that ONE was on later but apparently not. I'm just gonna fap and play a vidya game if I don't drag it out too long

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Deep breaths

How much does that charge?

Based Blaydes with a great performance

Working you into fits? Free of charge my friend.

The score ended up being 2 wins for Jesus and 2 wins for Islam
When's the tie breaker?

what was dustin trying here and why didn't it work? dom cruz said at the start of round 2 his corner said "keep the leg when you switch"

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I want to fuck Olivi so bad... I think about her literally every night... I try to masturbate to pics of her but then I think about Benavidez fucking her and I lose my boner... It's super frustrating.

sorry i'm late

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Oh no i was talking about the archives of heem bullies you had, someone must be compensating you for such work!

in the rematch

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Work on your takedown defense nigger

2019 is the year of the manlet

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It's a BJJ escape move he was tryna grab the leg and end up in side control then disengage

Archived. When he loses I am SO reposting this

no but I did get to cheer on mom from the corner and told her she was doing well as dad was wailing on her

basado!

>valentina will never put me in a rear naked choke
just heem me family

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Set up a Patreon, you really should be getting something for all your dedication

You're compensating me right now by being so revved if you weren't replying I would feel robbed but I'm glad you feel like an idiot you just paid me in full :)

That ending ahaha

What?

you should be allowed to choke a dude by his dreadlocks

Bye bye nigger

Oh no please, set up a Go Fund Me or something, you’ve spent so much time and effort. I can’t let this go by

Keep replying and showing everyone here how much of a crybaby loser you are. Dustin and DC got nothing on you son.

Give me your paypal, you need something bro

Leave me out of your autistic internet fights chump

in the interest of making fights more analogous to real life and discourage wrestlefucking, I say fighters should be allowed to carry knives, clubs, spears, etc and fight in a wide open sand pit

Charge me rent

28-0

Aльхaмдyлиллях brothers

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You're overpaying me right now with all the tears you're crying. You sure you don't want a refund?

They should use it since the UFC doesn't anymore, would be the most Bellator thing to do

You need some compensation bro, no one can take all that time and effort for no compensation.

why was this nigga even fighting if he was in a fucking motorcycle accident recently

Little monkey hurt his arm

2 seconds to recall your autistic posts is nothing bro trust me this one's on the house but you've overpaid with the tears I feel bad now let me send you a little refund for all the mental anguish I've caused

That flip shit was pretty spicy

Venmo? You need some compensation bro, nobody dedicates all that headspace and time to Yea Forums bro

sometimes Bellator feels like an early 2000s mma event, so much goofy shit compared to UFC

Okay, memes aside, who at 155lbs has the skill set required to beat Khabib?
Right now, he's looking pretty unstoppable

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Trust me you're overcompensating me right now with how mad you are. If I actually liked Khabib I would be enjoying this a lot right now.

tony and gaethje

>no jinkies!

hi nu/heem/

Full camp Iaquinta

Just Tony. His striking is creative, he's strong, has good cardio and he's good off his back

Im just concerned you spent all this time and had so much headspace dedicated to internet grudges, you need SOME compensation!

Its Dustin's fault for beating Holloway, Gaethje, Alvarez, and Pettis in a row, making people think he's good

Conor wins the rematch

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I was really looking forward to your collage bro. Too bad you wasted all that time making it for nothing!

I'm on cocaine and MMA is over today.

What do?

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He doesn't cutbabby as much, fights Ben at WW and gets wrestleheem'd

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Tony and maybe, just maybe, Gaethje or Gillespie

I disagree I'm 100% sure Aldo merks him

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Tony is either getting knocked out or 50-45d

>Being an internet detective who spends time analysing Yea Forums threads for posting patterns doesn't count as "work"

>You need to actually get paid for your services and your work actually needs to involve an actual skill. It doesn't take ANY skill to notice the same webm gets posted by a different flag you moron lol.

>I always thought people pretended to be mentally ill here for fun, but this guy is a prime example of what untreated mental illness actually looks like. You're not even worth investing any time into, me talking to you right now is the most investment any human has given you in the last 5 years.

?

That’s not me bro, I just thought I’d compensate you for the headspace

buffstreamz istn working wtf

Big fan of interns

Wow this kid is mad.

Khabib's pressure nullifies everyone's bottom game

I agree. So much headspace dedicated to Internet grudges

Time for Fag Bader to go down

Who are you quoting little guy?

THE DARKNESS IS COMING

I can't believe Fedor still isn't retiring, he's gonna have the most depressing career slide ever

Conor rematch when? I know khabib wants it and co or for sure

A really angry sperg

Wait, Cheick Kongo is black?

If you don’t have a fanbase for your shitposts, you haven’t truly Yea Forums’d

Conor needs to give Aldo his rematch (Spoiler alert Aldo wins)

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bader is about to be blacksploded on

only in appearance

Just how CASUAL has this place become???

Not ever

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687 days until Khabisexuals cry from Sheikh Poirier winning the rematch [five cents has been deposited for your successful archive]

Mayweather is the only person that beat khabib dubz confirm

He was joking

Revved him up. My bad folks.

t. never trained submissions in his life

Hard to tell these days

?

What you DON'T do is cocaine, friend.

imagine if he had this huge redemption arc winning dramatic victories over the likes of conor and others only to get wrestlefucked to oblivion once again

Imagine being this unfortunate individual

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thumbs up response is a sign of unconcious

[five cents deposited]

Ha ha ha

Time for Cup Cheick

He cuts a lot of weight so I can see him jumping to welterweight

Go to bed Travis

30 hours until he needs to fail another interview again

I can beat khabib check em

it's time. stream is on taima.

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Oh thats you? Woops sorry bro I thought you'd left the room and you weren't here to hear me gossip :x

I can't believe they let women fight in front of all those Arabs.
Is Dana secretly woke as fuck, willing to champion liberal values on the international stage?

Oh. Well I still think Herb should have waited for him to be completely out

Poirier doesn't deserve a rematch at all

Bader is gona heem this nog

More like Check Cango

The area was a relatively liberal place for middle East standards

>fighting when you're 44
why? seriously just why?

Then Robbie would have been up on a 3-6 month medical suspension.

Bills gotta be paid

don't fall for the youth meme

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he had 8 KO wins leading up to this, why retire?

Prime Bader heems Stipe

cause they haven't made any money in 20 years of fighting

HUH?

gay

LOLOL

Aren't you embarrassed that you're here all day everyday?

OH NONONONONONO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BELLABROS

Damn, really?
I prefer to imagine this event as having happened in the heartland of a Shariah abiding state.

what the fuck? kongo is such a pussy

>Lellator
Not even once

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>BELLATOR

The absolute state of smellator fighters

Part is a scary guy. Never start a street fight with a guy that has a build like that

>lellator

Darked Bader

kongo smashed
beat down like a cunt

Bisping asked Hendo the same thing before the fight

bruuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I feel bad for Kongo, imagine all that training and then the fight ending like that. Anyways do you guys think Bader could beat:
JDS?
Ngannou?
Stipe?
Jones?

lets be honest, kongo was fucked regardless

Fag Bader had to cheat to win

> i feel bad for the black shit coward who withered his way out of the fight in the middle of a beatdown

Everyone but Stipe

He never trained

Bellator is a fucking joke holy shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

fucking french niggers surrendering

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Don’t know what you’re talking about, but if i was that guy I would be pissing myself laughing at your mothers obsession. Im just pointing and laughing for now :)

He loses to all of them

kongo is a fucking coward,that was no where near his fucking eye

it was not a fucking accidental poke, he uppercut him/ the thumb was on the fucking nose, not in his eye big john retard.

Why didn't Kongo knee him in the sack? Terrible fight IQ

>would be watching UFC with the bros rn if it didn't already happen hours earlier

trash

>i-i-t's not me
You spent 3 months spamming the same thing everyday. Aren't you embarrassed?

Glad I skipped Smellator (again).
I have only ever regretted watching it in the past.

bull fucking shit

Like I said, I’d be PISSING myself

Buu-huu

Beltran feels like an idiot right now lol. Desperately calls it a accidental eye poke now so Bader doesn't get DQ'd.

jesus i am watching Cheick fucking Kongo no contest at 1:35 am in a fucking saturday night/sunday morning, i need to get my shit together

Aren't you embarrassed?

>accidental

kongo quit
oh i got punched near my eye wah
hilarious

Everyone hating on Bellator, this could have easily happened in the UFC too and has

don't fall for the build meme

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>kongo was getting flushed.
>the mustache lord was concerned
its controversial because that dave & busters money between rds may be lost

For you? 100% my guy.

Cowby vs Ferguson baka

Idek which card it was but after it was over I said I would never watch another Lellator card ever again in my life

This. Literally cannot recall one single enjoyable bellator fight.

except they wouldnt have been giga cans named darth bader and nig kango

Imagine paying for this

Bader gets DQ'd, goes insane and starts heeming everyone in the ring right now

How many does he get before they finally stop him?

well that was disappointing

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>Deflecting
You spent your entire summer on Yea Forums hating on Khabib only for him to win

that black guy smashed in a dudes skull, that was pretty cool

bader would dominate cormier

kongo is such a fucking pussy

Like I said. PISSING myself MY GUY

Kimbo vs Dada

Big John would fuck him

are you serious...

I know you already piss yourself you have the mental maturity of a child bee

what happened?

he poked his nose
he punched his eye

Kongo is a heartlet

Too many, the jab that heemed Fedor is dynamite

>bellator is never good
>last card had 14 fights with 14 finishes

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Listen bruzza, I the internet detective now!

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MMGay is so fucking cringe

kongo took an uppercut to his orbital and then a finger to his nose so he obviously couldn't continue

Yeah, not the best PPV

What do you mean don't fall for the build meme? You just posted another sub 6'0 heavy weight

>mandrama

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Back to the pillowtap general

Rampage is such a fucking nigger

bader did a 100 fist punch attack on kongos ballsack and its declared a NC (Neutered Cang)

clear nose poke

2 more hours until Internet Detective tuckers out
5 more hours until it wakes up again to begin its pro bono sleuthing
30 more hours until it wakes up for another failed job interview

he might think that's his eye since it's so integral to his sensory perception

kongo getting his ass beat on his feet and then got taken down. saw a way out and took it.

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Sorry I revved this sperg folks. He's here all day willingly making scat-themed posts and gets mad when he's made fun of.

Nose picking is the new meta

I like Josh Thomson but he's a fucking brainlet

>Bader jams his thumb so far up Kongo's nasolacrimal duct he actually makes contact with his eye

Barbaric

No one cares, dude

[five cents deposited]

What a waste of my time, even for an illegal stream. I'm never watching Bellator again, fuck that amateur level shit.

ask yourself this: Was it better than baseball?

You ALL WISH you could rev anyone as well as I have this poor guy LOL

he's a human bean not a pig

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For those who think Iaquinta did well.

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[five cents deposited]

you said don't get into a street fight with a guy kongo's build. mark hunt did and won.

Revving you is a reward. You're always ripe for the taking cause you're a jobless loser who is here all day. Any time I post here I know you'll see it cause you never leave the computer screen hahaha.

He didn't tap and that's doing well in my books

Huh? No one cares, dude.

there is not a single soul on this board who thinks Al and skill belong in the same discussion

What compels a fighter to wear a leopard skin skirt

Al did worse than Conor, better than everyone else. Still fought like shit. But Conor has been the one to fight like shit the least so far.

latent homosexual tendencies

> Conor has been the one to fight like shit the least so far.
Nice fanboy post

>Now the sperg is repeating things I've said to him in the past
Deeply embedded in this poor chap's psyche LOL

He won the story when Khabib jumped the cage but blew it when he punched the old man

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name any other champion that has taken a round from Khabib

Lellator is the MLS of MMA

Charge him rent

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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I hope you can find it in you to forgive me one day.

Dustin won the story of the fight, b

You can't be serious

any sort of respect he earned he pissed right away when he cried like a little baby

wasn't anywhere near his eye
commission needs to overrule the decision and make it a tko

Who is this autist talking to himself bros?

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DIAZ AND MASVIDAL???

DUDE BADASS GUYS LMAO THEY TALK SO COOL LOL

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Real men aren't afraid to cry

I dare you to go one day of your miserable life without thinking about a Yea Forums poster. Just one lol.

he said pat's build, idiot. and i'd agree, those stocky guys that can swang them bungalows are no joke

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HUH?

HUHHHH!???????

Would it be possible for you to grab that Daniel Carey guillotine

this gubera guy is interesting. the guy is pretty wild

holy fuck do they have instant replay? when will these fucking sport have an actual professional commission?

>except they have s jon
Seething so hard you can't even type straight. Take a deep breath and proof read your posts little guy. Your fat fingers need not get in the way of your rage.

sorry man i only started grabbing the stream during the main event.

jesus, not even close to his eye.

*pays for vpns but doesnt charge for detective work*

Amenshalimmah

who revved him

Beg me

Huh? Whaaaat?

*raises paw*
Sorry it was me again. I wasn't even trying this time you have to believe me!

No big deal, I can do it myself when they upload it

Thawlts on Packalen getting heem'd?

are people serious when they say shit like this?

Me

Sorry I revved the sperg like a brand new harley davidson

Scott Coker

Sad and hilarious at the same time. Them twitches man...

Auto correct turned it into Part but I obviously meant Pat

he pecked a pack of pickled Packalens

>*raises paw*
based

The real question is, who didnt rev him? And why not?

*revs detective into a red herring*

TIMBERRRRRRRRRRR

I was mostly just shitposting but he definitely did lose any sort of story win when he cried.

Based based

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NOTHING ELSE
FREEEEAKING YOU IS ALL I NEED

*Vroom vroom*

Somebody call inspector godger on these hotheads

Thawlts on irish parlays from a month ago?

Who does Rumble fight first in his HW debut?

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I ruined this kid's life

Inspector asperger is already on the case! he charges nothing for his headspace!!!

*slams table with spork*

As he should!

Should bring back Dimitri Smoliakov back, the can that Greg Hardy smashed, for the ultimate squash match.

anyone watching the bellator postlims? Holy fuck, what a robbery.

Gotcha! Archived!!!

Screencapped! Enjoy the archives, sucka!!!

*fails another interview*

Lol alright I revved him up nice and good boys, he's all yours for the night, enjoy.

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Up the bump limit to 1000 and all this crap stops

>come to heem to discuss the fights
>its just another episode of spergs revving each other with no end in sight

stipe

why doesn't Poirer get the Conor fight, would he kill himself if he loses?

*wakes up in 3 hours to sleuth*

*fails another job interview*

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I weed

USADA

what?

DUDE

Y NUEVO:

Fuckin bitch khabib, gets almost a year off because he went monkey mode on Danis, then when asked if he would fight tony he says he has been working too hard and needs a break. He's literally Muslim mcgregor

My new thread

Too slow fatty

They should bring Chase Sherman back for Rumble or have him fight Rashad Coulter. Both fights would be bangers

fino get cucked