If you had to spend your playing career at any NFL franchise, which one would you choose and why?
If you had to spend your playing career at any NFL franchise, which one would you choose and why?
Falcons because it is the closest to home
wow! GREAT thread, buddy.
your mother and i are VERY proud
Panthers because they have the most aesthetic uniforms
Raiders b3cause I want to die before the cte sets in
Lads, which game should I watch early slot Sunday?
Do not say Redzone.
Wherever I can live cheap and get the most money.
Cleveland because Lake Erie is the greatest of the Great Lakes
Welcome to Tampa Bay!
The Steelers, they put french fries on sandwiches
Packers, simply because of the history and prestige of playing for the greatest NFL franchise in NFL history.
Rams/Panthers or Falcons/Vikings
Giants, I’m not living in a farm town and I hate the LA regions where the Chargers and Rams play and I’m sure as hell not playing for the pats green toilet paper.
Pats so I can live in New England and win some Owls
>live cheap
Youre an NFL player
Unless youre 100% retarded even a rookie contract can nothing else can springboard into more money
>Worried about cost of living when you’re a millionaire
Rams/Panthers out of those purely because the owl losers and I don't like Cam so I can bandwagon for spite. Thanks user :^)
>how I know you're a poorfag
You don't make money by spending it.
A poorfag in the greatest city in the world is still better than a rich guy avoiding taxes, high rent and palatable food
Actually that’s exactly how you make money. Lrn to capitalism, you don’t save your way to success
ditto faggot
I own my home outright, close to the beach
Some fucker reccd me that Rich Dad, Poor Dad book a few years ago what an absolute load of bullshit,
>lmao don't ever spend money and you'll have more money
fucking miserable cunt and bad for the economy too
My needs:
1. Warm weather
2. A state not populated by 60 IQ hillbillies
So, I choose none of them
I'm not one of these patriots dickriders but if you say anything besides the patriots you are either a lazy nog or have no since of competition, why wouldn't you pick the team that won 3 of the last 5?
Cardinals?
oh wow, who cares? so does everyone else on this shithole site.
Read my original post, user. You don't make money by spending more on rent. Buying a house wouldn't be smart since you'd probably get traded eventually.
Why Montana doesn't have a Team?
You need to have more people in your state than on your football team
New England Patriots because I want to win.
The Seahawks so I can manhandle and fuck cute traps up the ass.
Patriots for success
Browns because I was born in Cleveland.
Unironically the Cowboys. Jerry loves to hand out fat contracts to his favorite players, all I have to do is become one of "his guys" and I'm set for life. Plus Dallas is actually not a bad city. Boring, but not bad.
of course you make more money by spending more on rent. There is more commerce where rent is higher, higher commerce means higher earnings
>higher commerce means higher earnings
Go outside and you'll realize this is not true.
Bruh, I live across the river from Lower Manhattan
I'd rather work at Walmart than play in the NFL.
>Dallas
>Boring
Never been to Deep Ellum? Get some disposable income, you'd love the city after that.
*cheat
The fact that anyone wants to willingly play for the Pat's just shows how far humanity has fallen. Men have no values anymore.
Yes, Dallas is very boring if you've ever been to a real city.
>not wanting to play for a successful organization
Examples of a real city?
Are you fucking serious, Deep Ellum is boring as fuck
>broooo let's go to high n tight!!!
>nah man let's go to some other shitty boring ass bar
Austin's 6th Street blows the fuck out of deep Ellum
>watch a Austin 6th street video
Comments full of Muslims talking about the hypocrisy of western women rights.
So this is the power of Austin.
>it doesnt matter how you get there as long as you win
Proving my point there retard bro
So somewhere in Florida or Texas.
Why there's no ram fan in st Louis??
Steelers. I'm not moving.
TURNERS TEA RISE UP
>A poorfag in the greatest city in the world is still better than a rich guy avoiding taxes, high rent and palatable food
This is what debt slave baristas in New York actually think
Seattle
>PNW is godtier to live in
>no income tax
>amazing team culture and facilities
>no income tax
>close to Vancouver
>godtier nature
>no income tax
>weed
panthers for closeness to home, pats for quality of coaching.
>”franchise”
Jeez, you don’t even call them teams? Nice ”sport”.
Colts, Chiefs, or Bengals - whichever can supply the comfy midwest aesthetic the best.
Stillers, because I am a fan of the team, best colors, best history, best fans, wanna get stuffed on Primanti sandwiches every week and because Pittsburgh is not a big city and is close to nature and the woods.
Cowboys of course.
>Nobody cares when I play like shit
>People care when I make noise and act like a chimp
Jacksonville for sure. Ramsey has it made
Sounds like a Cardinal to me