The Butcher of Bulgaria

he looks dull as fuck in public, rarely smiles with his mates after a victory

it's funny because people here always lamented england didn't have a profilic striker yet kane has 20 goals in his last 23 england games yet they're instantly dismissed as not being good enough

to be fair, kane has a lukaku vibe, he looks heavy af when he plays, guess people just want to see flamboyant hyper athletic strikers

How does one achieve this level of bluepilledness without overdosing?

>the penaldo of prem

>the bane of claiming goals

People are fucking morons, they all count the same. I'm absolutely delighted that we have a player that will give defenders trouble, pounce on loose balls in the box, position himself well, finish well, score penalties, and do all of those with 90% consistency. That's an absolute godsend, far more valuable than a meme forward that takes the ball forward every time they get it and makes some Youtube highlights while scoring one in four at best.
It's like having Lineker up front again. I love it.

the only thing he is good at are penalties, highly overrated

> kane has a lukaku vibe
Except Kane can actually control a football

I would be this salty too if Werner was the closest thing my country had to a proper striker

I genuinely, unironically rate Kane.

Mad how everyone loved Shearer and Owen but for some reason actively despise Kane.

People only hate Kane because the media always needs a boogeyman. First it was Sterling, and then when he became the darling of anti-racism, they decided to pick on Kane and try to make him look like anything less than the upstanding citizen and role model he is. All of the brainlets on here that shit on him are either Assnal fans or are playing right into the media narrative dragging him through the mud. Pundits need to be executed.