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Conor wins the rematch

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say something nice to the future champion

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Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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Colby vs Khabib to open the semiweight division is the fight to make

Watching Blaydes smash that fat muzzie slob’s face and giving him a Mike Perry nose was pure kino.

Good job on the doctor stoppage against Khabib

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*braps in your path*

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its rematch time

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*cocks elbow

yep, that's another face to my collection

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I always believed in CM Punk

Based

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Who has the ACTUAL padded record?
>khabib
12 fight winstreak (multiple champions beaten)

>tony
12 fight winstreak (crushes heartlet cans like cowboy and kevin lee)

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>wearing a cross while being a homo degenerate

why do brown people do this? -_-

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jojua wins the rematch

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lame

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>khabeef.png

Send location.

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Thanks, hadn’t seen this tweet the ten other times it was posted last thread

dude was out

only saw the end of the Felder fight, was it a rigged decision?

>Batsumberel Dagvadorj

Bellator clearly just making shit up now

Could he beat khabib?

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I almost panic closed the webm when I saw the name "Bernardo" then I remember that's a last name as well! :^) xD

I thought Barboza won the first two

Is Khabib taking the wrestlefuck crown from GSP?

satan says find out

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what a weird body

and no

that fight shoulda happened instead of the fucking Iaquinta fight, i don't think he would tho

Khurious George's walkout music is Beyonce or some shit?

I loved hearing the commentators complain about the heat, it improved the whole experience. It was kind of canceled out by the airplanes flying overhead every minute. What a shitty venue.

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What’s the grappling equivalent to clapping your hands to negate a punch?

You now realize that Urijah Faber can easily beat Khabib

Punished Focused Healthy Cody beats Khabib

Guess who

DON'T CHEAT OK

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khabib is a cutbabby also fuck muslims

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would have been slammed for the whole match but would have done better than dustin

could he beat Khabib?

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Only a Woodley or Jon Jones type of wrestler could beat Khabib.

Those motherfuckers didn't put any sauce on my big mac

beardless conor murks khabib in the rematch

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Both his names sound like sneezes

No, was a very close fight. But the fact that a judge had it 30-27 Barboza and another 30-27 Felder just showed that they have no idea what to look for and how to score fights.

Anthony “Shit Time” Pettis
EZ

Pettis?

barboza?

Really, how much cuck porn do you watch?

What the fuck is a "Jon Jones/Tyron Woodley type of wrestler?

leave khabib to me dustin

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Champ Shit Only

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Woodley is a strong fast twitch wrestler with a right hand, Jones is a lengthy precise precision with good clinch work and trips.

Did you cheat? Plz don't lie
Correct though, I was surprised to see he'd been on this Win Loss Win Loss streak.

Barboza's 1-4 in his last 5 unfortunately. I don't think that suits him, I feel like he won tonight and he's still a top contender. Judges just shit really, even if you thought Felder won it was in no way 30-27

heem choked out

is there any chance of Poirier Khabib 2 happening?
I'm unironically a Dustin fan

I thought this ref cut the 'stache recently

Mcgregor took him down with a torn ACL so I'd have to say no

So does that mean Gillespie, who has better wrestling accolades than both Jones and Woodley would beat Khabib?

>Boying a chinlet heartlet bum journeyman with no grappling

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oh for sure, dustin is a peach my guy habeeby is ducking him already

Khabib's squeeze on the RNC was insane. Dustins face says it all

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Probably do better than Poirier

>Bravo, Schaub and Callen combined IQ: 70
youtube.com/watch?v=mA0KLB_5VV0

weili won the story

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Khabib-McGregor was a year ago. Think of how long it would take for it to happen even if Poirier gets back on track

No chance, but Poirer is the type that will probably fight 20 more times so chances are high he'll at least get to a contender fight again.

Hell, I never imagined Masvidal would start peaking in 2020 and he was already considered a grizzled veteran during his strikeforce fight with melendez.

DELET THIS

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> fast twitch wrestler

Lol.

> precise precision

Wat?

Why would I cheat?

based and zhangpilled

Khabib will only fight 2 more times and then retire. Yes he is that much of a pussy

>he

Reminder that we could have had T-City end the Khabitch meme last year at 223 but Dana just had to desperately shoehorn in muh champ champ shit.

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That's sad man. You made me sad with your story.

Woodley would wreck Khabib at 70

Nah, but Porier is only 30. He has one more run at the strap, brother in him. That being said it won't be until Khabib retires, is beaten or will be at welterweight.

God damn that is a serious wedgie

Where can I see this full fight for free?

Got in a fucking car wreck and didn't get to see it.

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BELLATOR ON FULL TURBO MODE AGAIN

that amber girl has really shit fight iq

Post slips.

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Also, this.

I will never chat shit about Paul Felder ever again. He really pulled through and fought for my money.

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Round 1 was clear Barboza, Round 3 was clear Felder, Round 2 was a toss up. Two judges having it 30-27 was disgusting. It was a 29-28 fight for either fighter.

in hindsight dustbin poorier was not the fight to make

he won the story behind the story

A draw is not a loss?

Lol I bet you were shitting yourself when they were reading that decision

I need to go to bed I was just waiting to be able to make these.

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why does lellator have these millions of fights each card? nobody wants to see negative record bums going at it

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They’re regional fighters that sell tickets to family and friends, makes the attendance look good and adds to the gate.

No, they just count it like the fight never happened, so your accumulator isn't ruined but that fight is removed from it, thus lowering your total earnings. I don't know why. Would have thought betting companies would be more greedy.

I sweated through like 4 t shirts.

Dustin looked good, instant rematch?

everybody flips past that part

>parts of Russia
>Mongolia
>Kazakhstan
Why are Eurasian genes that best at grappling?

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who's more cazzie: Khabib bandwagoneers, Dustin contrarian bandwagoneers, or the user reading this?

nah, Tony deserves the next shot

he owes joe duffy a money fight rematch

Skybet doesn't do that, a draw kills your parlay.

what is this stance called?

wish that was my pussy in her mouth, am i gay?

holy shit schaub is retarded

He got dominated all 3 rounds, what are you talking about?

Tony is the next fight. Period. The only thing that could change that is GSP, which I highly doubt will happen.

why havent anyone tried pushing khabib away

if you're a cardiolet don't even bother challenging the muslim

Tony is gonna get folded up too

I use William Hill. I don't know what the best company for betting on MMA is. Haven't done much research into it. I've just always used William Hill for other sports and can't be arsed making an account elsewhere.

One thing I don't like about William Hill is the past few events, they haven't allowed you to bet on anything other than who will win and lose the fight and if the fight will go the distance. No odds for method of victory or anything else, except for the main and co main event.

5 chokes in a row lol

Brian Ortega is a nightmare matchup for Khabib bee

Can Tony wrestle? I don't remember ever seeing him go to the ground?

That was beautiful.

Why not just lay down and immediately remove Khabib's takedowns from the picture?

GET OFF MAH NECK AAAHHHHHHH

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literally just punch Khabib. It's that simple. Punch him.

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Tony is one of these OMG WRESTLING CREDENTIALS but literally never works on the ground. He has good TDD though

just. fucking. get. up.

Khabib's good, yeah, but I think I take it easy tobh

It was a dog fight... for both men.

*zones khabib*

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Damn that's exciting

I think Tony's lankiness and cardio will be a much better defense than his psychotic break krav maga or whatever

schaub is a moron. wonder what joe really thinks of him when he goes up to the cawlemdy club and goes in revisionist history mode

*pours you a drink*

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i'm the guy to beat Khabib.

wait what the fuck, did they say that grimshaw guys fight name is "the white hope"?

post your stats

could Habbib's go up a division?

You gotta get through me first, kid

Too small for welterweight imo

Why doesn't anyone in the UFC fight like Dhalism? You'd probably easily beat those wrestlers and muay thai shitters.

Magic is banned in the new unified rules

Not a chance, he's too good. Now the rematch, on the other hand, you have got a pretty good shot.

get a look, nerd

sherdog.com/fighter/Samuel-Lima-Brito-105967

Remember, Khabib has never won a rematch

he nearly finished khabib twice

if he doesn't he's a pussy

Gregor Gillepsie has the best tattoos


change my mind

*rolls out of Khabib's threat*

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Sign him Dana

I like Chris Leben's a lot to beh

Honestly fuck khabib but he does have the better record and win streak at this point

huh, what about jon bones jones

He already smesh you barboza

ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP, DANA!

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Unironically yes

Fuck Shcaub is the most contrarian lil bitch to get every prediction wrong with his fucking pea brain

Notice how of all those faces Kevin Lee has the least damage. That's because he's a wrestler but gassed in the 3rd round. Khabib won't gas. 29-0. Move onto next hope

anyone watching bellator? this guy is getting absolutely fucking destroyed, this matchmaking is fucking criminal

ZyklonB choke

Reverse image searched this girl on Yandex she has a ton of cute stock photos. May waifu idk

starting to feel bad for him lol

Looks like Kristen Scott

Uh, okay so why didn't Poirier knocks Khabib out?

You could tell Trigg was sticking really close

Ive seen 'experts' on the forums saying everyone in LW is a scrub because they cant counter obvious straightforward Kabibs strategy

>future champion
>gets submitted by literal who

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>fighting out of Tbilisi, Georgia, USA!!

Did anyone else cringe hard at this? They need to phase out Bruce and replace him with the other dude.

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>Comes back
>Beats Khabib for the belt
>Retires again

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bong getting HUE'd pretty badly in lellator

one of the worst beatings I've seen in a while. coach needs to stop it.

My nosefu

oh fer shur

Normally not a fan of corner stoppages but this guy almost got melted like 5 times

>*zzzzzzzzt*
>"Yes, Mistar Macgregor?"
>Dustin has failed, I want his body at the bottom of the fookin' ocean
>"Understood. It will be done."
>And another thing. Schedule my rematch in Moscow.
>*ca chik*

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he skipped cardio

dude got fucking BOPPED lmao, his face is all cut jesus

post Brappentina Stenshenko's feet

holy shit im gonna become a tranny just so i can fight on WMMA and get a brapper like that in my face

Anyone have a Smellator stream or at least willing to give me some piss related (you)'s?

book his next fight

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Miesha Tate-esque in her nose game, Joe. I wonder if she's as much of a slut as Miesha...

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Do Bronx

Kevin Lee

I'll admit...if I was a Khabib fan I'd be enjoying all the salt and cope I'm seeing from all these sore losers right now.

I gave Dustin a 30% chance of winning, compared to Canor's 2%, but I didn't anticipate him getting ragdolled like that.

Still my girl

khabib would maul this twink if he fought him right now after fighting poirier

Cringe

i miss him

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He didn't even have to do it

>Framelet

a dog bit off his penis so, no.

cowboy cerrone your punishment must be much more severe

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Now that you have witnessed what a warrior of Allah can do, you can expect next fighter to have 0%. Alhamdulilah!

post the webm again pussy

Cowboy via headkick

Aldo deserves his rematch

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It was a robbery. I remember Anik mentioned that late money came in on Felder and that was suspicious. Barboza won the first 2 rounds clearly.

>The Gaethjekeeper

UFC is protecting Khabib from the real threat

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excellent mental game

Take a week off /heem/

Dustin still did better than Canor

Lel

Unironically a better striker than Khabib. If Hall were bigger and stronger, I'd pick him over Khabib but Khabib is fucking huge.

I thought Felder was like 25 or something but the dude is 35! Wew!

Khabib's reign will soon come to a bloody end

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Sadly he's not in it for the money or the belt. I'd love to see that down the line though

lmfao this shit is hilarious for some reason

Fair but firm

Khabib ducked Artem, too. Dana won't let his cash baby take a real fight from true warriors.

Yes he did, but I didn't expect the fight to be that lop-sided.

if my gf hasn't had sex with me in 2 years do I leave her? or what do?

What the fuck time is this fight est.

Do you have autism? He doesn't look 25 at all.

Poor lil Artem got slapped and Bane MOGGED

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She's literally not your girlfriend. You think she hasn't had sex in 2 years? Of course leave her what's wrong with you?

Fuck yeah leave her ass she's getting dick from somewhere

Yeah and Mike Perry doesn't look 27

they're my favorite mma couple

Cody Garbrandt hasn't had sex with his wife in nearly the same amount of time and he's still with her, but they have a kid so maybe it's different for you.

How would you know?

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It's common knowledge his wife stopped having sex with him after his first loss to TJ. How do you NOT know this?

Unless Tony can utilize his crazy rolls and shit to escape Khabib's mauling then he's toast. Only person I can truly see beating Khabib is Nate.

PLEASE cut that last second for fucks sake

I'd rather watch the dog honestly

apparently no one wants to face him - too much risk with no payoff

gross
i like my negresses slim

lmao edgy to calle
>aren't you an actor or something?

Bellator is a front for a Mayan religious group. Their goal is to have blood sacrifices a few times a month.

What people don't realize, man, is that once the fight goes down, Tony will for the first time get to show his world class 10th planet jiu jiutsu. Khabib just won't now how to handle someone he can't just pin down. Tony will slice him up in the stand up, Khabib will panick shoot, Tony gets the triangle. Round two win. This is safe money

You do it wtf

the (true) muslim fans of Khabib are very respectful
the cazzie reddit Khabib fans are disrespectful runts who would get choked out
inshallah

>Only person I can truly see beating Khabib is Nate.
New fan? Nate's kryptonite is fighters like Khabib. He got manhandled by RDA.

I wish wrestling coach poster was still here. He gave a really good analysis about how Khabib utilizes leg-rides to neutralize opponents, and we talked about how only Demian Maia has the style to counter him because he's also very dependent on using the cage and trapping limbs.

Any typical run-off-the mill BJJ guy/high school wrestler has nothing to offer that kind of cage heavy limb trapping style.

Khabib was taking on Poirier in the standup tonight. He had everything. He crunched him. There's no safe bet

Post how much you lost on Poirier

Schaub represents the average MMA fan

bookies love him!

That guy was great, I used to make webms for him on occasion

I said if you wanna make money betting MMA just fade every Schaub pick. He gets EVERY fight wrong. 95% miss rate despite being paid to be an "MMA analyst"

I can't!

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thanks reddit

>crushes heartlet cans like cowboy and kevin lee
khabib loses to both of them though

fucking kill yourself you piece of shit

Has anyone here ever gone to a UFC alone? wanna go to vancouver next week but cant get anyone else to come along, its a bit of a drive.

>Khabib loses to Cowboy
Maybe if Khabib trips on the way to the octagon and knocks himself out

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post tits im thirsty

why is every Khabib fan/critic/analyst retarded? is there anyone who demonstrates a good understand of Khabib?

Wish he'd post here again ;_;

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certainly not you

so happy this roid monster got flushed

>brazilian reading comprehension

So Poirier was Khabib's only real test so far agreed?

>breaks kebabs leg, tearing his ACL
>kebab never the same
autism wins again kids

Aww for sure Dustin was gonna drag him into deep wawterls

*Punches you in the face for no reason and runs off*

The thing is, no one has stand up like Tony in lw, even p4p. Khabib hasn't gotten hurt yet. He will get sliced up, he will panick, and he will tap. Tony has too much heart to lose

amanda is the most exciting champion right now, change my mind

dustin is even more of a cardiolet than Conor

amanda is a legend

I wouldn't say porier even really tested him other than the one punch that landed and the somewhat close guillotine.

Nope

Dustin in no way did better than Conor, tapped a round earlier and landed less

you're gonna have to kill me dude
you're gonna have to kill me dude

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>n-n-ext time!

lads why was dustin swinging so wild? The dude hardly set up anything and looked like shit compared to the holloway fight. Everything was just wild looping shots.

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The guillotine wasn't even close. He let him have it for several seconds before spinning out of it. He was never in danger.

Good enough, nice work Kiril

Khabib prolonged the fight with Conor to humiliate him. He could've done him rd1 if he chose to.

>outdone by rich cokehead myfootwasabaloon complacent no camp whiskey merchant Conor
behead this failure

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The psychological warfare is clear and heavy handed in this match. Poirier was psyched out way in advance.

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>Loss to Poirier and Eddie
Cowboy by KO is a lock

He was swinging wildly against Max also

youtube.com/watch?v=CsvFIZoY2Zc

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Shev is great but her fight with liz put me to sleep. I can't remember the last boring amanda fight

Khabib has always been the free bet so far. But Tony will best him. They are the Messi and Ronaldo of MMA. But sadly for Khabib, he is Messi

I feel like his swinging wasn't this wild though, there's no way he was as wild as he was today. It's almost like he was swinging as hard as possible because he knew he was fucked.

>another khabib hugfest

Zzzzz

DUSTIN JUST HURT HIM WITH THE PUNCH
KHABIB IS WOBBLING
STOP THE FIGHT

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kek

gaycheese is on a roll i expect cowboy to wilt
will bee a violent fight however it goes

Why is it that Irish people are exactly like niggers in their behaviour?

holy fuck that dude was out for a long time

Lol Rogan won $400 from these clowns picking Poirier. I think that's why he keeps them around.

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HEEEEEEEEM

Isn’t there a Bellator fight or something

Fuck, another guy out cold

Bases scary dood

Master Bader vs Check Kongo

HEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY -950 FAVORITE!!!!!!!!

because they are niggers

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>2-2 in his last 4
>on a roll
Gonna go with Cowboy by KO and virtue of being less CTE'd

Why are you guys so obsessed with Khabib? Every other post he’s living in your heads.

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bellator has been good so far. dude just went out cold. 7 finishes in a row right now

2 first round KO's in the most competitive division

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Sonnen btfo

"Chael Sonnen, come catch theses hands boy"
HOLY KEK

cringe

Against mega-cans

two bums choked unconscious tonight

Does last nights fight confirm that Gooby is at least better then Dustbin because he made it a full round more and didn't gas out as bad (surprisingly)

Also Askren beats Khabib, You just gotta believe.

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imagine being outdone by post maymac conor. More embarrassing than losing to khabib for sure

That, and Dustin actually landed significant strikes

first rounds of the featherweight tourney up next. 4 tonight, should be pretty good.

How good is diego? He beat maribek and rustam who were both extremely underrated

Everyone except for Jon and GSP is a can

Yes you are

>N-No u!!!
CRINGE

Casuals are unreal. You know they already fought right?

Because he wrestles freakin' bears.

>GSP
Losing to Matt Serra is eternal can-status

Why are you still seething? He won get off the computer and cool down

>underrated
He was a +250 underdog today and was a slight underdog against Rustam but yeah Ferreira is legit

Feels like 50 years since I made this image

I'm not convinced about him still. Ryan is a meme

imagine picking deleted cowboy against gaetje

How does it feel knowing the GOAT is Russian

He lost on TUF

Imagine picking Justin "The CTE highlight" Gaethjekeeper against a seasoned veteran

You thought Edson was going to sleep Gaethje

No I didn't

Yeah they put a nice tournament together. I like Pitbull myself

Whats does dazn mean?

Btw are we watching smellator?

Yeah you did I remember

Now that the dust has settled...

...is Khabib a can?

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justin gaethje

nice cherrypicking, i see you conveniently cut out all the cerebral victories that Phil amassed during that fight. did you also know he came 3rd in a a serious wrestling competition? 3rd?!!?

>CTE
>gatekeeper

you are literally describing cowboy

Yep dustin was winning until he lost

No I didn't. But you can quote me on picking cowboy to heem Gaethjekeeper inside 2 rounds.

for sure just sent more boxers to khabib
they'll catch him 100%
all fights start on the feet bro

What would you do heem?
youtube.com/watch?v=C8bJJnTOK0Q

Don't
Agitate
Zebras
Needlessly

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I'm also describing Justin Gaethje who got rocked by Michael Johnson

hehe nothing personnel kid*

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Okay. I'll pick Gaethje to TKO Cowboy in the 3rd. I'll probably go 5/5 again too

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Canelo heems Khabib

Wow, what a prick

Uh? What did he say?

do YOU pay for ESPN plus?

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29-1

Crushes khabib's dream and can

You've never gone 5/5

Thank you, Artyom.

Take a breather from posting for a while lil guys.

I pay for combate

Would pray to all gods and make up a few new ones to pray to, not to die by spinning back kick

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Sunday afternoon set-up, r8 and upvote

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wtf mini khabib is actually based

I smell a stanky heem coming crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-bellator-226/

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Don't tell me you picked Dustin

Based bellator delivering tonight

Me?

The little guy?

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No I picked Khabib cause I've been watching MMA longer than you

Why aren't you spamming right now?

claxton fading

Decent but it's not as comfy as my set up

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Someone literally explain this though:
>GSP: 26-2 in UFC
>Khabib: 12-0 in UFC
This inflated record is absurd. Khabib is the current best but he still has a lot to prove.

I don't spam

Stop crying man

Does Dan Hardy hate khabib or something?

He has picked against khabib every time.

I used to respect the guy but it's obvious he is fucking biased.

Then you picked Taisumov

I'm not complaining. I'm asking why they inflate Khabib's record.

>mfw it took khabib 3 (three) rounds to finish dustin

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Conor wins the Khabib rematch

Cause he didn't begin his MMA career in the UFC

cope

Let's see some slips boys

3/3 last night, 5/6 all time

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At least Dustin didn't tap to a squeeze

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Johnson is the Ngannou of Lightweight

Looking at records is for causals

Real chads determine legacy by title defenses. And khabib hasn't been reach bj Penn yet.

Right here b

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That's not your slip unless you were using a proxy before

cope

What if they put two refs in the cage, each one a representative of the fighter, and if there's a dispute in the cage they fight it out to make the call?
>1 point for an eye poke
>fuck you it was accidental
>fuck you 1 point
extra 3 round fight for the fans
>minus 1 point for the eye poke

First of all, they don't include the total MMA record when talking about other fighters. Secondly, the UFC is the only thing that counts.
I respect Khabib. I am questioning this scorekeeping
I agree with title defenses. We're not even there yet in the conversation.

With what?

looking good m8

Ultra Mega Cope

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some guys who can beat khabib:
>Kamaru
amazing gas tank, would put Khabib on the fence, mixes striking with grappling well, great cage wrestler
>Colby
same
>Tony
threatens strikes and subs from bottom, welcomes the takedown, lanky but might get heemed due to waning chin
>Wonderboy
footwork, impossible to cut the ring on, won't let khabib get close
>Max
same but different, also high volume and gas tank
>Ryan Hall
is happy to fall to his butt whenever khabib gets in punching range, khabib isn't ready for that level of bottom game

some guys who can't:
>Woodley
punchers chance, no heart, willingly puts back to fence
>Lee
no heart. no gas tank. basically the Mcgregor of grappling
>Maia
not world class off his back, will get outstruck
>Ortega
lets himself get put on the cage where his guard will be useless
>Askren
would literally get outboxed by khabib

>UFC is the only thing that counts
Oh one of these "casuals"

Laying down phoneposting after a good smoke

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You need to calm down

I'm actually in China rn, posting on Google Fi gives me a US flag for some reason. Was in Thailand previously and their mobile data have me a UK flag, I dunno b.

>some guys who can beat khabib
>All these guys who weigh over 200 lbs
Woah epic bro just epic try to hide your butthurt less in the next post

>Wonderbitch
Lol

Step aside plebs

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>nobody is watching Bellator
What happen to you heem?

See:
I tend to risk way less money but with way higher odds.

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so a bunch of dudes who arent lightweights? amazing analysis my mans

is there anyone watching this? i literally can't tell

Nicely done lad

Mma is dead and I exhausted my patience with getting streams

>Max
Lol wew I guess getting exposed once wasn't enough

I had to go to work quite literally right as Khabib finished Dustin. I will be watching ONE later though

Why is Bellator consistently more entertaining than UFC these days?

>Khabib locks RNC
>continuously claps for 5 miuntes
>next round
Yeah, I'm thinking Max is the man to beat Khabib

When has Bellator ever been must-watch? The only time I was hyped for a Bellator card was Dada 5000 vs. Kimbo and it didn't disappoint

Based, didn't realize I had multi window, this is a good setup

Max beat Frankie who is better than Khabib

Liana Jojua packs a very nice wagon

people are actually watching, instead of shitposting

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I am mate.

If this is how you're choosing to cope then I'll leave you to it

gregor humiliates khabib

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For me, it's Rizin.

Who?

This

ahahah

"He kicked him in the groin"!
"I'll kick YOU in the groin"!

A 3rd ref jumps in.... doesn't stop the fight at the proper time a 4th one jumps in to fight him for the late stoppage! xD

Can I get a link to a stream? Crackstreams isn't working for me for some reason.

some fisherman

John Danaher is my only God.

[welterweight] beats Khabib
[no name can] beats Khabib
[some can who already lost to Khabib] wins the rematch

the last bellator was 14/14 finishes and on this card there's been 8 finishes in a row. You're missing out bud

xDDDDD

>jujitsu saves lives dude
I'd heem this clown

Thx

kek he's such a shitter

:^)

ripple dot is

I might be but my NEET days when all I cared about was MMA are long gone there was a time I would watch every MMA card available now I just watch UFC and that's only if I have time

Tony is getting robbed again

If this is how you’re choosing to be BTFO then i dab on you

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Damn it! Now we're going to have to wait 2 years for khabib's next fight.

T-Sperg vs Khebab is the only match-up

Khabib won like I wanted him to

You're the one seething endlessly

crackstreams.com

I can't believe Dustin turned his back on all of his fans and CRIED like a pussy. TWICE. Man the fuck up dude. Do you think Tank Abbott cried in the octagon? How about Randy Couture? How about Stipe? Be. A. Man.

Ryan Hall has fought at featherweight, Max is a featherweight and I also listed welterweights that i think he can beat. it's also just a list of people i've seen mentioned in the Khabib talk frequently.

charlie z wouldve put up a better fight than dustbin he mightve snuck in a late punch and eyepoke before utilizing his superior boxing

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lol why are they so happy when they win in bellator?

This phenomenon only happens when Jon/Khabib fight. What happened to all those Thiago Santos "fans"? Their boy can't even walk anymore

What if Frankie beats Khabib

Will the world end

>fighting for the belt
>not cashing in your free foul
Poirier didn't really want it

I know what you are, but what am I?

She's quite beautiful, shame she's a can. Fighting at walk-around weight is definitely not the meta but she looked totally lost in there regardless

Why does the UFC still have ring girls?

forget thiago were are all the costa "fans"

why don't they do 2 on 2's in MMA?

Pedro Barbosa wins this

because it is arousing

Yeah the trick to beating Khabib is high volume and gas tank bro never been done before. You're low-key dumb for saying Ryan Hall could win but Woodley wouldn't. Peak low fight IQ

Wrong
twitter.com/tmarretamma/status/1169741947625299968

uhh because the future is female sweetie

he tried to choke khabib two times before he almost had it he should have done that the first time before he was tired would have shocked the world

uhhhh yeah, this is based

Jon was taking it easy on him and that was the result

The key to beating Khabib is to punch him in the face many times

Cope

the trick to beating kebab is landing a flying knee and pushing his neanderthal skull into his cro magnon brain

oh yeah i forgot Frankie, he'd beat Khabib, also throw TJ and Dom in the beat Khabib section as well fuck i might even wanna throw Cody in there.

high IQ

Jon won

go dialate

I know it's a shitshow but it's still professional mma and a lot of people dedicate their lives to it, so of course said people are happy to win

The trick to beating Khabib is making sure you don't lose and he doesn't win that's the gameplan everyone needs to implement just make sure you don't lose

He lost

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that pillow fisted Peahed almost flatlined Fraudbib?

Healthy Goober wins the rematch with ease

It's a really endearing tradition and if they got rid of it I would be sad.

Check the record bud

if you punch your enemies they win

- drama teacher turned pm

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Off the Proper 12 McGregor heems Khabib in the 1st round

WME wouldn't let McGregor main event a PPV with a non title fight, but they're headlining 244 with Diaz vs. Mazvidal.

He's a shill clown just like Shill Sonnen.

I read the story

you're the diabetic

At least Poirier didn't get dropped and tap from a squeeze

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could she outwrestle Khabib?

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I hope this is a satirical post but with all the cazzies these days...

>pushing his neanderthal skull into his cro magnon brain

i can't stop laughing holy shit

triggered tranny

She fights like shit though. When she was on top, trying to pass the guard, she moved like a white belt sparring.
It is just crazy to watch someone so unskilled in to octagon.
She should fight Nadia Kaseem. Two very fapable garbage fighter.

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Anything with "wins the rematch" is satire and coping

Because Dana said they are fighting for the BMF belt.

Who is this semen demon

No but she could wrestle my face with her asscheeks

but i said that with stipe and it happened

styles make fights, on that note though Ryan Hall would also beat Woodley.

Please do not post my waifu. I don't want anyone to know about her.

Even if Tony wins, it won't be a legitimate victory because Dustin and Conor have already cracked and deleted Khabib's chin.

>you bullshit guy i smesh you and fuck your weef
Will conor ever recover?

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I don't think Conor really loves his weef so it's fair game

Oh ok, that makes a lot of sense.

those are my favorite kind of lips

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Maybe if Woodley knocked himself out by accident

they look a lot alike btw

Kassem would be fappable without the retarded tats and ridiculous fake lips

Tony will find a way

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Not even trolling

scmp.com/sport/martial-arts/mixed-martial-arts/article/3026202/ufc-242-bmf-title-belt-one-and-done-jorge

The UFC will make them a belt for that night.

Makes sense money-wise as well.

DC was winning until he lost

Answer me you filthy monkey

Khabib has literally never been wobbled. Which is amazing considering just how bad his striking is.

are you ok?

For sure MJ had him on skates my dude

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Apologize

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They better stack that card with more high profile fights since it ain't going to having any real belts

Yes

His striking isn't even bad it's just not pretty

>1/4
no

Looks like Ostovich to me

b-b-but heem experts told me Cain, DC, Luke losing meant Khabib was next! That's how it works right!!!!!

kahbib won via fluke it was bullshit

he's got that shit going on now where fighters are intimidated by the fucking promos about him and bears and fight retarded

"prime" andercan had the same thing going on

...

As a promotion it's a good idea. Unless you're the UFC and trying to be respectable. Now we're going to have this floating BMF belt for fighters who couldn't actually beat the champs? That's like the MVP Junior Bowling League trophy. FFS

Dustin bin wobbled him for a few seconds in the 2nd round.

Yes

>McGregor vs Poirier 2 rematch
>McG treats it like a tune up fight
>Poirier upset KO
>calls out Khabib

Fastest way I see it happening. I don't think DP is a huge draw though so bigger $ fights are on the horizon

>As a promotion it's a good idea.
it is a absolutely homosexual as as fuck. It's just the result of diaz being coddled like the spoilt rich brat he's always been.

Dustin and MJ had him on q-q-queer street my guy

Canor already name-dropped lil ol' Fwonkie PEDgar

He's shook

>tapping that fast
faggot

But the question remains... where does Tony Ferg fit in all of this?!

As a promotion = to make money, simp

Khabib is going to maul Tony, just like any other fighter. Tony will think is jits is good enough so he can just go on his back but will realize, that khabib is different animal. CTE Tony will charge forward throwing his meme strikes and run into double leg after double leg

meme

She's perfect for Invicta.

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he literally is one of the few who can submit khabib, poirier exposed him as how he can can get subbed with the correct tools

>n-n-ext time!
Khabib took a sheikh style dump on your dreams

I dont mind non title fights headlining PPVs. I'd rather Nate vs Jorge than 5 rounds of WMMA. It just seems like a really stupid business move to dead a McGregor fight and a couple of months later make some WWE gimmick belt to justify doing it with Diaz and Mazvidal. But what the fuck do I know, right?

I couldn't believe it when Dustin had him in a choke! I was out of my seat!

why are you so obsessed?

Because you're obsessed and you keep posting here

Because Dana said they tried to make Colby vs Usman and that didn't work.

I'm guessing he was waiting for the outcome of the Khabib vs Dustin match to see where Conor would fit in.

You just know if Dustin eeked out a win, he would have booked him immediately to fight Canor

CYBORG!

Cyborg terrifies me

Fucking cazzie. Records are like measuring dicks... one might be longer, but it's what was done with it that makes it matter. Half of GSP's fights were with cans as well, look it up.

t. an MMA fanatic with a short penis

yep

also lets not forget that december always has two events

there is still ufc 246 on the table the one that always happens on december 30 or so

go to sleep user you have been here for 14 hours

Sorry to hear about your penis

>he wants us to believe he has done great things with that small penis

youtube.com/watch?v=WMgIbCHl8v8

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Is Usman fucking Colby? There's really no way to justify any other fight in that division. Fucking strip Usman is he won't fight him.

Stop seething about Khabib first

Colby is the one ducking cause he wants to get paid more

This

>that armpit closeup

hnnnnnggg

Khabib is borderline unbeatable. I wish he wasn't, but that's the cold hard truth.

McGregor wins the rematch